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What is the race of this player?

>tfw no good Dota gachi

>tfw no good Dota gachi

Wtf is wrong with this website? Been fucked up for like 3 whole days.

they made it so hard to post even with a pass...

>>563675652
im not even the one posting rapegetimate cuckitini anymore, you need to move on and relax

I really wish they kept cosmetics customization with the prismatic gems like with TB's Arcana. Imagine Razor or QoP arcana with any color of your picking, it'd be neat

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first game of the day

Tried to get my girl to cosplay as marci and just whistle and not talk but she thought it was creepy.

I don't have a girlfriend, i made this up because hey why not

if u pick a 4 or 5 and it isnt a ranged int hero im just gonna assume ur ruining the game on purpose and not take the game very seriously

>6 win streak in ranked
Bros I'm about to be euthanized aren't I?

>>563678213
Yes
some anons say that you should queue normal while you're in the 'lose queue' but I don't think this works

>another tokyo ghoul profile pic pos1

I want the nightmare to end

>>563677434
Why do people do this?

>type end
>still defend

shaking my head

>>563679436
>all chat 'end'
>defend
>reverse swipe them after one too many HG throws

>>563679364
Many such cases

>>563679274
I used to do this, it actually works.

>>563679274
I q'd turbo.
Won turbo.
I q'd ranked.
Won ranked.

I'm spamming LD.

>>563675652
Shittoid brown for sure

>>563675652
Shittoid brown for sure

Rotund'jere did nothing wrong

>>563677270
>please stop flaming me
>please
Surrender looks good on you

>>563675652
Shittoid brown for sure

>>563681320
youre 38 crodie. snap out of it and grow up

losing all my mmr because of being forced to play this shitty pos 3 role

mason the weaver autist

>win against a 400 game, 178 mvp private profile invoker who kept pausing whenever he got a sunstrike kill
Pretty sure he was scripting as well. Erratic movement dodging hook and hitting sunstrikes in our base and snap direction casting tornado when people blink in. He started typing some walls of text in ruspeak after the game.
These are the types of wins I live for.

mason the weaver autist

>VG the most SOVL team is starting to qualify and get invited
>FV pos 4 is dead

>>563677270
>please stop flaming me
>please
Surrender looks good on you

This is literally the worst the general has ever been in the history of /d2g/

>VG the most SOVL team is starting to qualify and get invited
>FV pos 4 is dead

>>563682360
Shittoid brown for sure

losing all my mmr because of being forced to play this shitty pos 3 role

4chan falling apart

>>563682524
just pick axe

turbo player hubris

>>563677270
That's the thing about picking up fights with people with nothing to lose and nothing to live for.
You can't win.
Now the mutt neet is on your ass and he'll make sure you know it until you leave the thread, sorry pal.

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4chan broken. Dota 2 game coordinator down.

I'd go back to Plebbit, but my latest account got a 3 day ban and I have 24 hours left on it.

>>563683859
vibecoded pythonslop is just what we needed to revive the thread

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>>563684836
No isnt an AI slopshit. I was writing code in C and python years before the transformer paper, said that AI are still quite useless if you don't know what are you doing. They cannot propose a decent working predictive model or even try to vibecode a multi-threaded software relying on computer vision to analyze your screen.

>>563683873
seriously wtf is going on

>>563682524
brother?
Your trenabol and axe?
Your anabolic beer and brew?
Your peptides and druid?
Your GEAR and DP?

Odds: Play LD
Evens: Beat my retarded bitch wife and go to sleep

xibbe still lives
god weeps

How did it take pros like 3 months to realize LD is OP?
Are they not suppose to be experts at the game?

why is every mirana picker so shit
whats their problem

god i hate it sometimes
I can see 100% at 10 minutes in that we CANNOT WIN

My carry picked a riki, my pos 3 picked an undying
And riki is wandering around instead of farming

Theres no way to win the game but it still lasts 60 minutes

LD is trash, but i'm in the trench so the rules are different.

8000 fucking games on my pos 4 and he has NO CLUE HOW TO PLAY and is picking heros he's never played before

Also won't go away when i ping him so ok
I'll feed
nbd

>>563688850
i report all potm pickers min 0 now, my team or enemy team
They are just straight griefing

sex with hoodwink

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>>563677434
yeah that went exactly how i thought it would
i guess i should've carried my griefing for no reason jungle pos 4 unhinged russian nigger whore

Why does steam deck randomly drop to 5 fps when runes spawn? Anyone else?

Is English not allowed on US servers?
Just asking as new ranked player

>>563693092
stop playing this game.

>>563693092
no point in learning the language of a dead empire
we be learnin chinese now

>offlane max Q soul ring Undying
This is probably what hell is like.

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>playing ranked (any role) and listening to this in background

i am at peace

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Bros?

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xd

>>563699203
Get your China score up

another game
another retarded pos 4 who picks garbage(nyx)
buys garbage items(rushed blood thorn)

Then i get pings like they wonder why I don't want to defend
When 2 of them die right outside the tier 3 for no reason

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>be Ancient Appartion
>land a skill shot
>a hard carry thrice your networth's Satanic does nothing
>you win a teamfight by not even being there

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Am I well behaved?

>>563700838
10k, or you're a certified asshole.

It's another postion 1 riki

lmao. free loss

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What's up with all these trench games going to almost 90 minutes?

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Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you very much for your continued support!

How to fix dota 2
-Add a report and punishment system

>win lane
>suddenly 3v1 mid
common occurrence

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https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1711618105
might be the most obvious botted acc ive seen
why doesnt valve just ban this guy

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>>563704031
shameless
thank god he wasnt on my team

>>563704087
he kinda rite doe? prolly has ur car on his wrist

Why, why do my mid and safelane, who both have over 4000 games, have sub-400 GPM in a game where we won mid and safelane because I sabotaged my own farming as offlane to secure their lanes? Can someone explain this to me in a logical fashion that doesn't make me want to beat people to fucking death?

>>563702563
retards go feed trying to hit towers rather than farming
so game drags out
support deaths feed 1000+ gold every time

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Bros?

>>563703212
No prob, twink.

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150 first
225 second
how does this shit work? do you get more points the longer you're a good boy?

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Buff Hoodwink

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Posting is fixed, now the general will surely flourish

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>teammate starts shit talking during a bad game
>you say he just needs to help you get an item so you can contribute
>"whatever, I'm not wasting any more time with you in my game"
>afks in fountain to rage at you instead

>on the enemy team next game
>he ruins his carry's early lead
>fights instead of making space
>leads to two teamwipes in a row because he forces trying to solo you
>you run through his base like hot lead with a 10k gold lead over his pos 1
>"whatever"

Yeah that's what I fuckin thought nerd
Is there any better feeling than dogwalking someone who broke down crying about you being living rash?

anyone else here a viper safelane enjoyer? I am so tired of the dooms and tidehunters on offlane

>>563704892
The only thing I can think of worse than enjoying this game
Is being having money and still wanting to play Dota

fuck the offlane role

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>>563709918
Ok

My Fart.webm

>>563695523
Surefire sign of someone who has failed to develop appreciation of music and gets basically no real enjoyment out of it

>>563709097
you suck at writing

>>563709310
he oriné

>>563704892
>Anyone who says na
>Having any money

Lmfao poor monkey country

I think I get what you mean by "shadowpool", lately my teammates have been hard muted by the behavior score system, and they play shit like meepo offlane and support alchemist and just stay in jungle all game. I mean like the last 7 games, literally. At least low priority tells you that you've been a bad boy. The shadowpool takes your soul instead.

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>My team's Invoker starts the match afk and then spends the rest of it shittalking our team
>Post-game chat consists of all 9 other players shitting on him
I don't even care that it broke my predict streak, that shit was hilarious.

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good morning dotards

EUW Servers are down? I can't reconnect to my game

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>>563719404
For the record I don't claim to be better than anyone, I am just discussing the underlying soft ban system, we're talking about a 10 game lose streak, I have two other accounts where even if I disconnect for 10mins due to power outage my team still wins 4vs5, I quite literally don't need to play and can still win. But not on this account, for reference:

Game 1: My pos1 Muerta had a 4-16 win/loss ratio in his last 20 and primarily spammed pudge, this was his first muerta game. My pos3 was a meepo who had a 2-10 win/loss ratio with the hero on his account, his first item was boots of travel.

Game 2: Pos1 was a perma-muted AM(meaning his behavior score was sub 5k) who went 0/6/1 ,pos4 was alch, pos5 was bristleback (yes you heard me right)

Game 3: Pic related was the profile pic of my midlaner, i don't need to explain what happened next.

This is just a tiny fraction of the profiles that I investigated, let's just say not a single one of them had the tiniest semblance of cognitive function.

>>563724008
It's not like youre getting queued up with people lower/higher than your mmr so youre shit just like them, how does it feel to be as trash as someone who plays meepo offlane and support alchemist?

thread bully on a tear

>>563728080
im starting to think youre the thread bully

Rapedgetimati Cuckatini

>>563727207
>loool theyre the same rank as u
nta but its funny how people say these kinds of things in a game with a genuine account boosting industry propped around it. i google dota 2 account boosting and get directed to a website with 5600 boosters ready to work lol

>>563729290
yes all those crusader 2 boosters ruining your games right you fucking clown

>>563729406
yea bro keep denying the obvious issues caused by a low quality playerbase.

coincidentally every single nationality that no one else likes playing with has a culture of pathological lying. funny that!

>>563729717
yes its all the boosting blacks, jeets and jews fault that you lost your crusader game
i thought jews were the ones with a victim complex but i guess not

>>563729717
just power through it and keep climbing
pick the hero that you win games with and play your own game

my winrate with meepo in the offlane is 70% over several dozen games
i like the chicken skin people like complimenting it too

>>563729923
its impossible, valve personally queues him with 4 boosted crusaders against 5 immortal boosters every time
something something shadow pool jew zog nwo

>>563729850
yea when i made that post i was definitely thinking of all the boosting jews playing dota 2 lol. hmm i wonder what culture has a lot of boosters and systemically lies about everything constantly?? i wonder who would feel called out??

>>563729923
>play your own game
well it used to be a team game but i guess now its a 1v9 pos 1 only tokyo ghoul farming simulator

If you can't solo carry you're at the mmr you deserve.

dead thread dead game

>>563730421
>what culture has a lot of boosters and systemically lies about everything constantly
i dont know, depends on the threads /pol/fag of the day
is it the jews? blacks? latinxers? russians? chinese? arabs? who the fuck knows, the boogeyman changes whenever trump tweets anyway
rn youll say its all the iranian boosters making a dota 2 blockade or something lmao whatever the fuck comes up in your retarded lead poisoned brain as long as the blame doesnt fall on your own lack of skill
this nigger is unironically blaming BOUGHT ACCOUNTS for his sub 1k mmr games being dogshit holy fuck lmao

I've been tilting less since deactivating anonymous mode because I see my teammates as human so I have more compassion than when it was just 4 (anonymous) guys in my team who operated in dead silence

>>563688407
TI3 generational trauma.

Quinn is an extremely thoughtful and kind person outside of his games, is a very consistent advocate for supporting women and minorities in gaming, and during the height of when there were reddit threads about him a lot of people, inc me, talked to him about it and he genuinely took that on board and did improve his behaviour, which you can track by the decrease in amount of said threads.

His ex-teammates in pro play all have nothing but good words to say about him too, so there is a solid trend of Quinn actually being pretty chill.

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nothing i could do you guys

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>play support
>lose

>player literally anything else
>win

What is this meme? Doesn’t this encourage role abuse? Should I just pick supports that can transition to carry after 15 minutes?

>>563730421
Game has always been a 1(+my units)v9 high test sim.
Oh...
Fuck you aren't a microbvll just a one trick crying carry tranny. Nvm.

>>563734980
>Play smeg maiden
>Feed a trillion kills because she is a dogshit character
>Lose
Don't pick shit supports that require actual hands to play and are punished by farting briefly their direction and can't even eat towers.

>>563734850
you are the only constant

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>>563739858
yup I know

>>563740372
how can anyone be crusader

>>563740459
le crusader*

>>563740372
Ahhh common mistake

You lost instead of winning, perhaps next time try to be on the victoire team?

>>563740372
>Pos 3
>Farms instead of pushing objectives
>Why ams looost???
Post building damage lmao

i'd rather play league than wait 30 mins for a game what the fuck is this nigger bullshit

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>>563703212
hey mr pp i think your conspiracy vid had potential but was kinda meh
Imean you could have shitposted a little bit more

>>563743590
I can ensure you 4AM match making is the portal
I shant elaborate.

nobody cares about le epic redditor humor.
fuck off.

I do

>>563744096
its the weaver autist

>>563743590
Wow, that's actually the unfunniest shit I've read this entire year.

I hate rollercoaster games so much, no matter what side you're on
>win early game
>get cocky
>get stomped mid game
>enemies get cocky
>win lategame
It makes you stressful as the leading side and gives you false hope on the losing one.

Everytime theres a PL in my game the FPS drops are unplayable whats the fix

>>563750268
xd

>>563730656
It's always been Russians, Brazilians and (if you spotted one) the Chinese.
Occasionally we get a surge of like, Persian players being called out
But you'll never see a flip or a nip or any English first language country getting roasted for being trolls or cheaters.
Indians are the fags de jure but you don't see them in Dota, don't try to make this about Israel you fuckin weirdo.

Who do you think you're fooling with this damage control?

>>563750268
Yes

Hm...I wonder which photos are the most iconic in Dota 2 history.

>>563751435
Indians are in dota saar.

>>563750927
>>563754872
Why even answer you fucking mutts go die

>>563755062
Indian coded post.

>>563735165
I will admit that CM isn't a good pick. But clock was ticking and I had to go.

>>563755062
Hey I play on a steam deck and I get random FPS drops at the start of games. Pretty annoying.

this steam deck nigger has a different "issue" on every single thread
some people should stick to consoles tbdesu

went 0-4 today it broke me

Fuck, I used to be pretty good at pos4/5 lion a few years ago, but I can't accomplish shit now. Any tips?

>>563758378
Max succ.

i got lion mid and omni off
what do

>>563677270
>constantly runs your mouth looking for a fight
>gets ran out of the thread by every single person here
>surrenders and begs for the flame to stop
This is why you 'people' were conquered.

>>563675652
Brown all the way no question, I wouldn't call them a 'race' though

>>563703931
Low key I love it when my teammates actually respond helpfully to a hard lane instead of letting you just get buried and the other team snowball

>>563759562
Snipe creep wave and pull it to yours (or their) secret shop

join the inhouse PLEASE

Reminder that Iceland is a based country, and people are just mad they we wouldn't let them in.

>>563760160
lion fed and omni is doing nothing
gl next

>>563760021
mid is an honest 1v1 lane if you need help go play another lane

Can't believe like a human? Its ok i'm an animal too, no I won't come defend

The second my pos 3 complains about me (pos 4) I'm just gonna leave. I'm gonna leave lane. You're on your own.

>>563765890
dont tease me i'll cum

>>563765561
>>563765890
mindbroken trannies who play this videogame to spite other people

pos3 is the whiteman of dota, talks too much, thinks hes super important and entitled to everything, does fuck all when compared to the rest of the team

The question is who's the actual alchemist, the little fella or the big guy?

Pudge guide when dota 2 powerpoints

>>563767464
the ogre's name is al and the chemist is the little guy riding him

>>563767560
Crazy if true

>>563767560
dpp = al
me = chemist

>>563767560
it's not al anymore. it's alch

I tried playing beastmaster today. I lost twice but this hero is fun, strong and shits out a lot of damage. Think i'm gonna spam him. the boars are piss easy to micro too, that intimidated me at first

>>563708837
is drow purple or blue? which one is it dotards?

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>>563768682
Her arm is blue but that model is just basic

AL THE CHEMIST :DDDD ;DDDD

>>563765890
I wish you would literally die
and afk

>>563768942
Why is drow such a bitch?

drow probably works really well as a trans allegory if you're retarded

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>>563769130
Turns WR on

>>563769164
low rank woman defends the only dick she can possibly get.

>>563769164
>respondre

>pos 4 picks sniper
>skills his E lvl 1

We had a chance to win but i WILL fucking ruin games with these animals on my team
Play your goddamn role or you can enjoy 4v5'ing

>>563769164
has sheepsticked gone pro yet?

drama?

the rent was due so quinn aka cool calm and collected #metooed at mason

>>563771464
OUR MASON? How could ANYONE ever say a bad word about our wholesome chungus dotard

>>563771464
I wonder how his trial or whatever is going

>>563772614
what trial

>>563773172
Gaimin Gladiators sued him or whatever you'd call it cause he lost them some contract because of something he said, it was why they weren't at TI, haven't actually heard any news since then so maybe they dropped it but these things probably take a long time

>>563773353
oh i thought you meant mason

why does this dawnbreaker look like dazzle

>>563773402
He's probably also on trial for numerous offences

new powerpoint slop dropped

guys what the fuck

kill yourself, shill. fuck off to reddit.

>>563773457
free game, no bitching

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lol mason exposed, he was always a fat sack of shit

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>>563775626
what do you mean exposed

linking your fathers public blog is hardly "doxxxing" you retard quinn

>>563775626
lol we all know mason aint shit but quinn aint too far off the nigga should be focused on his case

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Don't talk shit

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can someone explain to me this shit? whats the point in writing "marci armpit"?'

>>563776732
can u believe there was a time where we were happy

>>563776823
2019 was the last normal year, then covid ruined everything.

>>563776732
this must be like 12 years old damn

it's such a sick world where a well known tilter racist guy like quinn who has a case hanging over his head for losing a sponsor because of said racism can just reinvent himself by pretending to be positive and open minded like his past ten years of rage and spite doesn't matter

>>563776775
I don't get why you come here to whinge about twitch chat

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>>563776775
?

>>563776732
masao was such a bully

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>>563777117
Can you stop trying to rewrite history please, we all know quinn is the nicest guy around and has been his entire career

>>563777117
Lol that whole clip of him saying mason should be perma banned is so hypocritical coming from him its actually funny like the self awareness isnt there but i guess that how we are as dota players

How can mason be racist if all he listens to is nigger music?

>predicted quality 5
>11950 behavior score
>lost game because the carry decided to farm the jungle and not participate

>>563778689
he just got induced into the esports analyst cabal and this caused everyone to memoryhole the last decade of throwing games, saying racist shit to russians and south americans and other antics

>>563777658
sometimes you gotta beat a bitch up for her own good

>>563777658
Woah, I have the same hair

Guys, a company I applied to said that they liked my job interview. I'm so scared. I've been NEET for almost 10 years.

>>563779796
grats man, with some luck you might even quit playing dota along with it

>>563779796
you will you finally have something better to do

FUCKING RETARDED POS 4'S RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE

HE FUCKING HIDES FROM THE POS 5 THE WHOLE LANE
HOW DO I PLAY THE GAME WHEN CM SPAMS SPELLS ON ME ???

>>563782460
omniman_pointing.jpg

>>563770810
no onlyfans yet so no

>>563782959
Then we don't have a mid
And they just fucking chain feed non-stop so we can never take a decent teamfight
And now i have 3 low priority games

>>563783183
>mid
Don't you mean offlane?

>>563783275
no I had a retard who picked lich mid

and he rushed AGHS on his mid lich
What is this dogshit

>>563776775
7tv emote

>>563765890
good
when the supp is just leeching xp or doing grief shit (90% they're a veno, pudge, or mirana) i try and tilt them so they leave and i get solo xp

>>563783380
based chad

Like I don't even want to fucking try to play dota after the pos 4 refuses to play the lane properly

ALWAYS this retard rushing boots, leeching XP with no mana/hp, never harassing, never blocking pulls, etc

How is it my fault when i want to ruin

>>563784142
Mirana?

>>563784403
Improve yourself NOW

>>563777117
The funniest shit is how Reddit worships him now

DOTARDS!

>>563786017
yes?

>>563784403
This for me is one of the most unfuriating scenarios imaginable. My pos5 ogre magi was just sitting behind the t1 at 88%hp and 4% mana, nothing in courier, nothing queued up, not stacking creeps, just vibing. When I asked him "can you at least stack camps" the only reply I got was "muted". Okay man just sit there and leech while I do all the work.

>>563787297
I have very little tolerance for that shit
I will just start hitting the enemy, and if they don't help I die
Then i buy back, and do it again
If they still don't help then gg

>>563784403
>leeching XP with no mana/hp
My pos4 is always full on HP/MANA but stands behind me or behind trees doing nothing.
I also NEVER have a single pos4 that dewards and wards their small camp, yet when I play pos5 the enemy pos4 buys like 10 sentries just to try and fuck my camp.

I seriously don't get it.

>>563787536
>>563784403
you should really hit the gym

>>563787817
these people have thousands of games and have no clue how to play their role or the lane in general

The guy refused to play aggro and let the enemy pos 5 stack the small camp, then deny 4-5 waves
We were lvl 4 when they were lvl 6

Even: Play LD
Odds: Roll Q
Zero: Beat up my retarded bitch wife

>>563789189
Well that whore lives another day.

>>563789526
how can you beat a tulpa?

>>563789696
She is real, I'm a fat boomer hardstuck at guardian.

>>563789831
how did you score wokepussy as a fat boomer hardstuck in guardian

How come Reddit LOVE Quinn so much? He's like the biggest piece of shit imaginable and they defend it by saying "but his friends says he's nice xD"

>>563789831
herald dotadors so lucky

>>563789897
She is also, a fat old boomer.
I'm going to pick sniper hard support and build carry then angrily post here about how the game is forcing me to lose.

Can both teams have a coach? I don't see why not, but I've played ~5,000 matches and can't recall ever seeing it happen.

>>563790487
I'd like a coach but I'm shy and scared of spilling my spaghetti...

>guy wants offlane lycan
>I warn him it's a horrible idea
>he says "relax bro. it'll be fine"
>he feeds drow 6 kills in 5 minutes

I hate forced-50 losses.

>>563791736
What were his wolves doing?

>>563791736
offlane lycan is fine
the problem was 99% his absolutely worthless piece of trash pos 4 player who has no clue how to play the lane, or is actively griefing

returning to the roots of mid AA by maxing cold feet and buying a phylactery and building around it with ethereal blade (the ghost scepter is nice because aa dies when you click on him) and blink dagger and shard letting you use ult as a melee weapon

>>563792030
Nothing really. Hiding in trees.

>>563792114
Well, there's the problem. I don't think it matters what hero he'd take to offlane. Even with an escape, he'd feed.

>>563792065
Offlane lycan is raw shit.
Because lycan is sorta shit.

>>563791736
>Undying pos 3 feeds hard support zeus on actual CD
>Mid ogre goes 0/12/4 before min 10
>Naga siren complains about everyone else and makes fucking radiance
Somedays you aren't mean to win.

>>563795821
offlane lycan gets picked from time to time in high mmr or pro

Warning: grok ai slop
Warning: futa
https://litter.catbox.moe/4xa6kr.jpg
This isn't good or anything but there's a lanaya futa illustration I've had in my pc for years and just came across it and thought I could have grok convert it into a realistic depiction and maybe at least 1 person would like it so I just wanted to share it

I like AI, but I gotta pretend to hate it in front of the homies. Everyone has such a plebbit-reaction to Ai.

i like porn that makes me laugh and the robots cant make that yet and i suspect they wont be able to for a while

post hand before you type about AI

>>563795821
>Because lycan is sorta shit.
We don't deserve nice things, so IceFrog took away facets, that gave Lycan free hp and damage and made him impossible to shut down, because nobody was picking him.

>free damage
>free crit
>free health
>free lifesteal
>free damage and armor reduction

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>>563797392
Fine

I just realized huskar could never give anyone the middle finger :(

do whitoids really

>>563797716
Icefrog saw too many people knot dragging faggots in the pubs and gutted my chud son.
Bring back necro.

>>563796795
>1.3% pick rate
>126th in popularity
>Sub 50% winrate
The facets, shard removal and tormentor change really fucked him over.

>>563796953
prompt?

>>563799787
>Can you transform this image so that it looks like a realistic photograph instead of a drawing? Realistic detailed skin, materials, etc Her face shouldn't look anime but like that of a real normal pretty woman. Pink skin, purple hair, pointy elf ears, dark grey-purple clothes, red tattoo/mark on face, cyan eyes. Bulge in loincloth.

I should have removed the part about the anime face given she wears a mask, it's there because I also prompted on some other illustrations and I forgot to take it out. The image itself was a photoshop edit I did years ago, on an illustration by artist asura.
Original by asura: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3961095
My lanaya edit: https://litter.catbox.moe/0adt1fo53iygzoce.png

>first pick PL
>enemy picks earthshaker
>PL abandons

such is life in the trench.

>slop
just kill this thread and send it to /vm/, mods.

>>563801472
its euthanize the thread newfag

Ima fuck on Lina ima fuck on lc ima fuck on qop

my pos 1 alch is giving away aghses after only haven gotten a radiance i cant take this shit man im gonna cry

What's up with all the "carry" rubicks? These players just scream "plebbit"

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Your "support" Rubick, sir.

>>563806270
onlyfans analworms

my pos 4 gets all kills in lane
in a lane we won
but I die because the fucking retard stands back instead of playing dota

What does he do? Midas octarine

Game still lasts 45 minutes but we never once took a 5v5...

Fucking carries sometimes too
for 30+ minutes we just wait for them to farm
And then oops
I go feed twice hitting tier 2's solo

And then you just lose

4th game played
only 1 LP win
I hate this mode man

>>563814782
Try not to end up in low prio

>>563815516
Every game is decided at min 0 by whether you are on good heros or not

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>>563675296
>queue all roles
>over 3m queue
its over isnt it?

>>563815915
<9000 bs?

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>>563809321
i love "eu" west

>>563816618
189 ping is crazy

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>>563817892
crazy how bad people are at this game
i dont know why valve thinks i need to spend 1000 games at this mmr

>>563816618
eu west is the mecca of dota, everyone wants to play there even if theyre siberian

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>>563816047
Wrong again, friendo!

>>563819486
150+ ping is either south american or asian. i have fucking filipinos in my games sometimes, like there's no way this is remotely playable for them

>>563821825
How did it get so low?

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What hero needs one next?

>>563824161
Slardar

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>Winning match, but it's close
>Internet craps out (I'm not a third worlder, idk what happened)
>Reconnect
>Losing match, but it's close
>Lose match

>>563824028
The behavior score is maxed. Isn't that what you asked about?

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Drawfags... please... save our thread...

>37 commends in last 15 matches
>score goes down by -600

What?

rtz malding at wintraders lol get good little shitkid ur the only constant bro

>>563826126
how is win trading profitable without double down

>>563826734
you've always been able to wintrade to boost 1 account. the other player gets deranked but usually has an easier time playing back to their real rank (or it's just a smurf that wants to derank anyway)

double down was just a more retarded and easy-mode way of doing it and it also introduced incredible amounts of mmr inflation. somehow valve didnt realize that creating mmr out of nothing wouldnt inflate the rating system to retarded levels

>another episode of a low elo scrub complaining about team mates in a team based game
maybe play in a premade? oh wait you're unlikeable and no one invites you. ok well, maybe play a 1v1 game like rts where you don't have to rely on team mates? oh wait you're actually shit at video games and wouldn't be able to win a 1v1 there anyway. too bad

Why does every cumstain dork with a sub 50% winrate always pick a gimmicky pos1 like Muerta and SF? You've been playing for 20 years and you're hard stuck at 3k playing this shit, you think it's gonna get better out of a sudden?

>>563827926
why are you mean everyday
what happened to you for you to become such a bitter person

>>563825912
commends dont do anything
get with the times grandpa

>>563806652
He won late thobeit sir?

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The Raped

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>>563836343

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>>563836469

>>563833537
sorry, i just never got pussy, that's all

>>563839629
You'll fit right in with all the other unlovable faggots in this thread then.

>>563824161
But doom's needs 35 mana on cast, its a lot more limited than it looks

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A game ago I was playing as pudge offlane and I wasn't landing one single hook and my teammate was really rude towards me and said that I should stop playing dota and stop playing ranked. I landed hooks on other lanes and did ok by the end of the game, I admit, I wasn't doing that well top and wasn't landing any hooks, but him being that rude to me was uncalled for. I had to mute him for a while and report him for toxic chat. I unmuted him after 10 minutes though because grown people don't mute eachother, but he was so rude towards me. I still feel sort of bad about that game, why did he have to be so mean? I was doing my best, isn't that enough?

For some reason mid players like topson and quinn always get love from redditors and generally dota 2 players while carries like arteezy and mason get flack

>>563841527
rtz is trash though

Woah QOP sucks! You gotta have like 10 levels above everyone else to deal any significant damage. AaAaAAaAA, AAaaaA, shut the fuck up lmao.

>>563841478
if he didnt pick a hero to set up your hooks he griefed you

how do we have both extremely mean and extreme poofters itt

>>563844110
>QOP sucks
indeed