Thanks for baking, but you forgot to remove the Coco's collab.

>>563688305
Times on 4chin are rough, it can be forgiven for now.

hors

Can we not upload files now? wtf is going on?

>>563688305
4chan is eating the replies up. That might be the least of our problems.

tact’s bday into shicchi’s..

Are we back?

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Pls work

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>>563688072
tacto gf

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>>563591518
Does this work? I don't know what sort of design you have in mind for that.

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Here's also this.

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I really am an ojii-san. Seeing this pic...

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jesus christ, talk about immense pressure from lady G

>>563693070
Three rows of Donnas...

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I'm sure most if not all our regulars are aware of this month's Pakacup. This month marks the start of the Triple Tiara challenge, a three part series of Triple Tiara races to crown the strongest mare(s) of /umajp/!

The rules are as followed:
1a) As usual, only one trainee per trainer. Mares only.
HOWEVER you cannot choose which Mare you train; Instead, it is the Mare who will be the one that chooses YOU as their trainer.
(In other words, go to umamusu wiki, and click "Random Umamusume" until you get a mare that you own to train. I trust you guys will honor whichever mare you end up rolling, after all, she chose you as her trainer).
1b) You are free to train whichever version of the mare you rolled that you like.
i.e. If you roll Hishi Amazon, then you are free to train Normal Amazon or Wedding Amazon.
2) NO SKILL EVOLUTIONS. That includes Rhein Kraft and Stego's inheritance skills.
3) Training Scenario: URA Finals
4) SR Support cards only. NO SSRs. There is no restriction on SR release date.
5a) Once you have entered your Mare into the race, you must commit to training the same Mare for the rest of the Triple Tiara gauntlet in the next upcoming Pakacups.
i.e. Trainer A enters Sweep Tosho for the Oka Sho Pakacup. They must now commit to entering Sweep Tosho for the Japanese Oaks and the Shuka Sho Pakacups.
5b) You are not prohibited from entering the next Triple Tiara race if you did not enter the previous Triple Tiara race;
i.e. Trainer B did not enter the Oka Sho Pakacup. They may still enter the Japanese Oaks, but must commit to their entree for the Shuka Sho if they choose to participate.

The race this month will be the Oka Sho.
Racetrack: Hanshin
Distance: 1600m

Weather and Track condition will be left undetermined until the day of the race. The day of the race will of course coincide with this month's Pakalive, roughly starting the same time as the live. Sign ups will open within 24~ hours before the livestream starts.

>>563694354
I\m just waiting for them to announce the date of the Pakalive before I start training. Got a Donna on my random roll.

you know that one artist that would draw each uma crossed over with a game that came out with their classic year?
it would be neat if they did the same thing but with anime from their classic years

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Milebros...

>>563695303
They're being about as subtle with the allusions to the seiyuu as netkeiba is when a new uma gets dropped.

>>563695303
what's this

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>>563695673
Bunny Garden 2

>>563695303
>H-Cup Suki
The JRA would never allow this.

>>563695303
Do they have more content for the original three girls too?

>>563696408
There's new kareshatsu mode, I think

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>>563696565
ほーーーー
There's also ASMR mode now, huh. I guess they saw the demand for Uma ASMR.

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Reposting the divegrass roster poll, please vote here:
https://forms.gle/df9VMFwVr7W4n4ZUA

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>>563698437
Unrelated to the poll, but I really like this image.

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Happy Birthday to Neicha, Ikuno, City, and Pearl!
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to this year's Neicha Birthday Donation drive.
https://syncable.biz/campaign/9574
Neicha ojisan might not be with us anymore but he's still helping other hors from the sky.

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>>563700976
Happy birthday to this refined beauty

Daiichi Ruby raped me...

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>>563701424
Yes, I suppose that is rather sad but anon can kill himself during his break

>>563701424
You came, so you must have enjoyed it.

>>563701424
A rich ojou sama like Ruby would never

>>563701424
Is there a trainer that hasn't been raped anyway?
>ula-
stfu

McQueen would

>>563701807
AiTore because it's consensual.

>>563701807
what did ulalatore do to you

>>563701106
Never understood why an anon said years ago that she gave off troon vibes when she's one of the marest mares of all time and one hundred percent would marelest her torena like a mare would

>>563701807
Verxina
RyuseiT

>>563701424
how tf rape is real just say no to your uma and tell her to go back to training lmao

>>563701807
BuenaTrainer would 100% make the first move. He was ready to go in for a kiss during onsen before their parents showed up.

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Gates are out for Satsuki Sho. Generally speaking you do not want to be on the outside gates.

>>563702107
>Chevacchi and ChevaT
>Chevacchi: T-Trainer-san, d-d-d-d-do you want to, uh, have sex...? I'msosorryIshouldn'thaveasked. I'm sure you wouldn't want to have sex with someone like me...
>ChevaT: This is my chance to help Cheval Grand gain more confidence in her own body! Let's do it!
>その時、ふと閃いた!このアイディアは、シュヴァルグランとのトレーニングに活かせるかもしれない!

>Vivlos and VivlosT
>Vivlos: Neeee! Torecchi! Let's have sex! Come on! Come on! Please! Please! Please! Please!
>VivlosT: Yare yare.
>その時、ふと閃いた!このアイディアは、ヴィヴロスとのトレーニングに活かせるかもしれない!

>Verxina and VerxinaT
>Verxina: Trainer-san, look at how beautiful the moon is tonight. And it's just the two of us. In this bedroom. And the door's locked until morning. You could just take me now...
>VerxinaT: Take you where?
>やる気DOWN

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>>563701981
She can't rape me because I'm not going to say no!

>>563703671
I think they might hates Kita

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Which torenas are not dense or mutually in love with their uma?

>>563703671
Poor Sirius

>>563702107
Verxina will reach a boiling point post-senior year and just rape her trainer

>>563704492
85% of them by senior year, and that proportion is only growing as more newmas are released.

>>563703671
Seems like Lovecen's the top favourite right now. I'm cheering for Zoroastro to at least place in the top three.

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>>563702107
>RyuseiT
Doubt.

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Smooth Aitore

>>563705583
Aitore and Lalatore are competing for the spot of smoothest trainer in Tracen.

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>>563707284
Family :3

>>563707284
Koichi vs BibuT
Who will win?

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>>563708268
Not sure, but they both have their hands full for sure

>>563708268
Koichi. VivlosT is way too soft.

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While we're familyposting I was gonna make an OP using this image but cloudflare didn't let me.

>>563709909
Now that's a great image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrJr-zyKEk0

>>563705680
You forgot CBTore. Dude straight up talks like a writer/poet which takes the normally unflappable CB by surprise every now and then.

>>563710640
Don't forget about visiting the parents and promising to take care of her in front of her too.

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More creature...

>>563716615
sweaty backless outfit is too sexo..

need Chrono version

>>563701106
Is her name supposed to be an innuendo?

Lala and Lalatore are a literally married couple

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>>563719701
>Lala and her tore still doing manzai at old age
https://youtu.be/Z_UyhnKqOIg

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>>563719701
Lala need to remember that Tracen isn't a dating site.

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Oh, there's actually a first part to the Rijicho human right image.

>>563701981
It’s 100% because of the deep voice.

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Oh nyo…

>>563723089
OH YES

>>563723089
Imagine if the veil is a parasite which makes anyone summon their horny alter ego.

Global newfag here. I'm interested in Sirius, CB, Pearl, and Kris S, and I assume those 4 are getting released in global soon. Which one is best to save shekels for? How are they doing in JP so far? How viable are they in sprints and longs?

>>563722463
>>563722876
Some trainers just don't stand a chance.
But I guess that's the whole point.

>>563723323
None until anni 2, but I guess CB or Pearl for flex options.

>>563723323
Competitively? Pearl and Kris S aren't that good anymore. I think CBT is still usable, but she's been powercrept hard by other oigomi. Sirius' only good in specific races, I think.

>>563712650
Or Earth's tore. Despite being awkward, his trainee makes him blush and pretty much confirms relationship during parents visit

>>563723323
comptetitive wise? i think Pearl still viable for sprints and mile

Holy shit you such a fucking nigger

>>563723206
turns out it only make them honest.

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>>563724591
But they already do that naturally.

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>>563724816
Cute wife.

>>563724816
can't win against ohimba huh

>>563723795
>>563724036
I'm not exactly into pvp, although I'm fully aware that meta will change, and pretty much know that once Stego with Orfe will drop things will change a lot. I'm more concerned about not falling fotm and checking which characters worth getting.

>>563726938
Oh, do you mean like which one is well written and has good story? If you like Uma-Trainer romance, then you can't miss CBT. It's also a good story on its own since it deals with stuff like fan expectation, generational rivalry, and figuring out a reason to race.
One good way to figure out if you might be interested in someone is to listen to their character song, since the song's tone and lyric are almost always an accurate representation of the hors' campaign/personality.
CBT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjBtnUDP-co
Sirius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtS-X_h3W-o
Kris S: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4PiqNtu0k
Pearl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQ

>>563728545
THE PUPPET IS REAL

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>>563695303
>Natsu Achichi
Come on

https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6624101/
Absolutely rumao thread

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>>563731014
Heh.

>>563718363
no, her sire is Seeking the Gold

>>563727310
im bias as fug but man, CB does has one of the best chara song.

>>563722463
>有休より給料上げてください
Too real.

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>>563740313

Do I keep using Guts or should I start bringing Stamina instead for Mile Umas?

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TACTO NO!

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>>563719701

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https://x.com/hozhoz_k/status/2044739757503320407?s=20

>>563758302
Still can't believe Li and Aoraki are gone

I can't fucking afford to spark in this economy

>>563759987
trust in the three goddess and single pull your oshi.

>>563758302
It's not 27th yet dacchi...

I only roll for whoever bricks up my ninjin
Call me a sperm whale

>>563769914
kek

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>upgraded to G2 and becomes BC Dirt Mile challenge race
That's nice buff, damn

>>563784962
Hope we get to see more KR horses overseas, or it'll just be JP farming ground

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Heart bab.

>>563787603
crown pride's sperm will strengthen the korean donkey

>>563784962
I thought they were closing down Seoul racecourse?

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>>563751921
Tacto's getting aggressive after her husband started cheating on her with some slut called Ani-tan.

>>563696231
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/2044779173881987449

>>563787710
He looks like a jobber...

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>>563789553
Staying on as a Tracen trainer after getting hitched must be an absolute minefield.

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>>563791562

>>563789592
Those are NAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Benf7ldoqg8
Promo for Hong Kong runners.

>>563701981
Masculine face

>>563802330
You are gay

>>563802851
Umas need to be feminine.

https://youtu.be/JXb3lHY12Mc
Uhh... Loves-chan I don't think you should stream that.....

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Anybody got both Ichiban Kuji and Furyu Trio-try-iT prize Uma figures? How they look next to each other, same scale or slightly different?

>infamous jap ohimba man lusting after shion
>>>shion
???

>>563806263
They should just let him roam free. It's not like he'll ever try to leave the farm.

>>563806937
Why they never let retired horses roam together in packs? They always chill in isolated areas. I can understand not letting some active breeder like Gold Ship randomly mingle with other horses, in case of some freak injury during social games, but why not for geldings and retired ones?

>>563803941
>BANUSY
They really need to change that name.

>>563807289
It depends. Some hors are very territorial and can get aggressive with other hors around, or some get stressed out when they're in a herd. But most importantly it's for safety.
Racehors are fragile, so a bit of roughhousing between them can lead to injury which is dangerous for older hors.

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>>563807289
https://youtu.be/IOJOBmJvusM?si=IvMbGJYdGjmQlpIC

They do move in herds, its just a case by case situation. Gim's too much of a dominant sperg to be with the others. Funnily enough, Dober, despite her age, is allowed to mingle with others. Same with Wind In Her Hair

>>563808631
Mares probably have no problem staying in a herd. It's stallions that can get uppity.

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The other world seems like fun.

>>563788846
The govt said they wanted to but the decision is up to the city which they said No, Fuck You since the racecourse is a major economic driver for the city.

Sometimes I miss the /v/ globalbabs.

>>563810252
They found a new home already. You can go visit them.

>>563810167
>since the racecourse is a major economic driver for the city.
>Last year, it drew more than 4 million visitors and generated an estimated 1.2 trillion won ($820 million) in ticket sales, accounting for 20 percent of the KRA’s total revenue. The park remains a key source of income for the Gwacheon-based authority.
>Gwacheon City also opposes the relocation. The city benefits from the park’s leisure tax payments to the Gyeonggi provincial government, which total about 230 billion won per year. Under the Local Tax Act, 3 percent of that amount is allocated to the city. Combined with other local taxes, the park generated 48.5 billion won for the city last year, nearly 10 percent of its annual budget. Officials said relocating the park would eliminate this critical source of revenue.
Well I'll be, that's good to hear. Seems like the plan is still under discussion, but at least everyone involved is against it.

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Housewife look

>>563810402
Where?

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>>563806461
yup

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>>563802330
>sees a beautiful woman
>starts thinking about men
Sounds like a (You) problem

>>563811337
/vm/.

>>563811679
What other grandkids might be we see in teh future? There's Tabaru for sure, and maybe Uberleben when we get Phonehead and his gen.
Shonan Nadeshiko and Ushba Tesoro would be interesting, but I don't what's the deal with the Shonan and the Tesoro clan.

>>563813305
Silver Sonic and Melody Lane to accompany Taiho onegai

>>563813305
Maurice and uhh Marialite I guess though idk if she’ll ever get unmobbed from her anime version

>>563789553
>>563791562
>you and tact already had 2 babies
>decided to nab another umamusume aspiring to be a triple tiara
at that point I might live in peace ala in the mountains.

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>>563813989
>Melody Lane
With how hard they're spoiling Lala, the entire Stay Gold clan's going to be watching over Lane-chan 24/7.

>>563813305
Stego’s gonna have the “coolest grandpa” label for a while. She even dresses like a new retiree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvO-vRjfugQ&list=LL&index=9

I'm finally able to have some time for myself. Is Lala for (you)?

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Cafe ear licking asmr doko?

>>563824416
It's kinda like Stay Gold. Not overtly romantic because of the manzai routine, but you're each other's one and only partner.

>>563824416
Literally old married couple who occasionaly do Manzai routine

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>>563824416
Comedic synergy might not be the first thing you think of when considering marriage, but Lala and her trainer are just as close as Burned Torena and Ai-chan in their own way.

(You) aren't the trainer though...

>>563822059
How small would the uma even be? She might as well be buried under the UI

>>563826143
If at least one trainer of the hundred+ in-game isn't LITERALLY (You), then that's just a skill issue m8.

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>>563826162
Ideally I’d like her to be like this except “onee-chan” instead of “sexy lady” focused.

>>563826449
https://umamusu.wiki/Main_Page
Alright. Go here, click Random Umamusume, and (you) are now that uma's trainer.

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>>563827163
FUCK

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>>563827163
Well...

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>>563827163
im the BOSS

>>563827263
>>563827301
Now fight.

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>>563827163
But I want her daughter...

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>>563822059
>gonna support the cute "big" little sister after all. ToT

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>>563827550
The smallest big sister with the biggest little sister.

>>563827761
I will bet she will try to act like a big sister towards her trainer who is likely a rookie.

>Sonshi skipped Takamatsunomiya Kinen
>Shin Emperor skips HK QE2
>Now Eri King skips Haruten
Cmon Fujita let your other horses share Ebayan's burden....

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>>563827163
Could've been worse I guess

>>563827913
Which means she’ll have to take the lead during their first time too.

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>>563827163
I don't remember this uma.

>>563827163
I've literally never gotten my uma with that, not even when I was bored and clicked on it 100 times...

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>uma as a franchise is old enough that someone who's been a fan since middle school can be part of the cast (marche)

>>563828018
making me remember that koikatsu scene.

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>>563828212
>Uma 5th Anniversary
>Kancolle 13th Anniversary
>iM@S 20th Anniversary
I feel old dacchis...

>>563828981
No…

>>563828981
>Kancolle 13th Anniversary
no way it's been that long

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Satsuki Sho's early odds, an open race for anyone to win

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The kids that caligraphed non Uma horses were probably smug af when making this
https://x.com/i/status/2044747491212689585

>>563832110
>Bread
Unbelievably based.

>>563832110
>Panthalassa in
>No Equinox no Dodo
Noxbros our response?

>>563827032
Bruh, Baba is actually 1cm taller than Stego...

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>>563822059
Meanwhile Titleholder is a B90+ bombshell thanks to gurugenes

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余余余~

So does Special Week become super special week with her new buffs? I buffed mine but I'm not seeing much of a difference.

>>563834879
She's only special in specific races like the JC, I think?

>>563834879
i hear buffed umas get guaranteed 切れ者 so maybe that's a plus?

>>563834879
lv7 isn't possible yet

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Amazing how I got 切れ者, got all the skills I wanted, but fail to hit the S medium

fuckkkk

>>563806461
honorary ohimba

>>563838925
>Get almost the same stats
>Can't even hit UA consistenly