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Kyojiri Mini Sentry Edition
>News
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>Previous Thread
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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>>563747519
we should've gotten a mini dispenser
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71itTjnpxN0
Kino drops in 24 hours
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>>563747519
Should we include Zesty and Kogasatopia in the OP?
Both are full daily and 4chan adjacent.
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You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues.
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>>563748925
>make your next truke appear as a slop that gets 300k views on average
They won't know what hit 'em
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>>563750565
No, it's because they're disgusting tranny communists and ruin everything they touch, and the reason I'm an atheist is because a loving god wouldn't have set up a world where they aren't getting the shit beat out of them every day until they learn to act right.
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>>563748925
TAKTIKAL TRVKE, INKOMING!
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I don't understand how it's possible to always be on teams where there's soldiers, heavies, pyros (classes that require almost 0 commitment aiming aiming) and they still can't deal with spies. It's genuinely so fucking weird.
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>>563748925
Salud. To Zesty. To anodah Trvke.
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Did Zesty win yet?
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>>563750201
>literally linked right on the top review of their steam store page for everyone to see
>discussion forums are still in denial about their mentally ill moderation being the reason no one wants to play there
>>563750747
>zesty out of nowhere
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did pyro… eat heavy?!?!
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how long until the TF2C player count drops to 100 players
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>>563756491
They don’t. Nothing fucks with elephants. They have zero natural predators.
A lion MIGHT target a calf, but usually they don’t even bother thanks to the elephant herd’s defensive posture, affixed on protecting the most vulnerable members.
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>>563756750
Every creature gives elephants respect when it’s due, and the mighty elephant responds in kind.
Every creature except one, for whom the elephant’s patience has run dry.
Pootis.
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>>563757583
https://www.earthtouchnews.com/videos/wildlife-raw-uncut/lions-eat-ele phant-alive/
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>>563748925
I think Zesty's trvthnvke is going to be about why payload has better pacing (for the casual matchmaking system) and that's the main reason why people play it. Honestly it's kind of lame to sit on a payload cart as far as a game mechanic goes.
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>>563758020
genuinely don't know how people keep playing it. unless the map is really open you're just gonna have a shit time with some classes and then oh no the last point is a choke hell hole and get fucked by sentries, grenades, snipers, and other shit that knocks you away from the cart. WHY DO ALL THE POPULATED COMMUNITY SERVERS PLAY ONLY BADWATER OR UPWARD PICK SOMETHING ELSE
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>>563758897
-Soldier: all the banners at the same time
-Scout: Bonk except he can attack and becomes faster overall, shooting and reloading included
-Pyro: flame cloak like Skyrim
-Engineer: enters a dispentryporter armor basically an uphealthed sentry with a dispenser's logistics and serving as mobile respawn point
-Heavy: ubercharge and knockback immunity, becomes faster too
-Demoman: demoknight x10 plus regeneration
-Sniper: critical bodyshots that make targets explode
-Medic: the entire team heals so fast they're basically unkillable
-Spy: can kill while invisible and there's no killcam
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>>563748925
>Discussion about Zesty Jesus and his video will be "temporarily" prohibited due to spam
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>>563760940
One post. One post is all I can spare to discuss this new video with y'all.
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>>563750747
The most insidious part of people who speak like this is that they don't prove you wrong; they lay out your opinions and what you stand for, and simply say it's invalid. No effort to prove you wrong, just claming that you are incorrect, end of discussion
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>>563748925
So...Emporium video next?
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>>563749027
Zesty's server is full every day? I thought it died, but I can see it being alive again now that there's a video coming
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The video isn't about payload. It's about how Meet Your Match changed the UI and settings of the game so every time you finish a match of KOTH or 5CP, you have to wait 2 minutes for the server to reset. And believe it or not nobody actually enjoys this change that Valve made for no reason.
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>>563760940
>Redditor brace for impact over at the mere anticipation of Zesty's arrival, singling him out specifically for censorship
Dang they know how powerful the Z-man is
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>>563747519
Woah this is an awesome ass TF2 OP ma'am, thanks for sharing your taste with us! You forgot your Team Fortress 2 steam group though!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
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>>563762178
Zesty EU (Germany) is at 20/24 right now and it's been at this pop for the entire week.
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>>563748439can you take a grainy photo with your phone of your tomodachi shupos and post that instead
>>563749027
might as well
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What happens to skial's TURBINE+ EU? I haven't played there for a while [like years] and now it's gone :(
Also can't find a slot on the few active Uncletopia servers bc they rather play the 1000 uncles gamemode bruh
Is this the state of TF2 in Anno Domini MMXXVI?
Also wtf is this retarded captcha
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>>563765781
>can you take a grainy photo with your phone of your tomodachi shupos and post that instead
later...
I'm Scout gaming
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>>563749027
Koga used to be in the OP. We removed it after /bant/ treated us like a shitposting thread they could raid daily, post about their random discord drama, and tried to get rid of every server that wasn't theirs. It's not going back for that reason.
Zesty's server isn't going in because it's an e-celeb server. And even if Zesty used to post here in the past, he has since distanced himself from tf2g and 4chan and made it clear he doesn't like us (all because of stream sniping trannies).
>b-but Castaway...
Gabber promotes the server but it isn't his server, it was started by an anon who posted it on 4chan first.
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>>563770610
Sorry but the fact you prefer 1 eceleb server over the other and some 5 year old nothing burger drama isn't an excuse to discriminate against those servers. I've had enough of this faggot who always come in to tell that story, especially how he wrote
>It's not going back for that reason.
like some woman teacher who thinks he holds absolute authority over the thread.
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samefag
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>>563769271
>e-celeb server
Why does this matter? The server allows banter, swears and sprays almost completely.
>Kogasa
Random retarded drama from what? 4 years ago? it also fits the same criteria as Zesty, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
if things for some reason devolve into that again it's as simple as taking the server off from the OP.
>Castaway
>it was started by an anon who posted it on 4chan first.
Then why are cunny sprays banned there? That doesn't seem very "4channish" of them, don't you think?
I'm not even saying to remove it, but both zesty and kogasa not only have better pops but better quality matches as well, and again, you can say or post almost anything you want.
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You guys actually look at the OP every thread?
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duh!!!
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>>563771394
>Why does this matter?
The section is for 4chan servers, not "servers I like." It's literally not a 4chan server. You will literally get banned if they find out you're from 4chan. Advocating for its inclusion is like advocating for scrap.tf to be in the OP, only a retarded newfag would think this and it's laughable.
>if things for some reason devolve into that again it's as simple as taking the server off from the OP.
It's better to just never reach that point to begin with. Everything that comes out of Kogas is drama related. If you want to play on Kogas no one will stop you, it just doesn't need to be in the OP for that.
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How'd your ctf matches go today anon? I hope they were every bit as relaxing you thought they might be. Any funny stories to share?
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>>563771806
>doesn't address any of my points
ok
>The section is for 4chan servers, not "servers I like."
Then, again, why is castaway, a server with no loli sprays and full of normalfaggots, allowed in the OP?
>"It's literally not a 4chan server."
>server with free banter and sprays is not 4chan related
lol
>"It's better to just never reach that point to begin with. Everything that comes out of Kogas is drama related."
>source: picrel
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>>563772408
as the official zesty shill of this gen, i don't think his server should be in the OP as A. he distanced himself greatly from /tf2g/ + denounced us largely (yes even tho it was from bad actors) and B. also in fact the mods there do NOT allow the dreaded N word (or anything of the like) in there anymore ever since he changed the rules a few months ago
>at least in the EU server
while they do still allow bad mouthing/banter, sprays, good server settings, etc... that doesn't rly mean we should just throw it on the OP imo. we gonna throw the (lesser grotesque) furry server on there just cuz it has the same general rules/settings? eeeh dunno man
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>>563771806
>The section is for 4chan servers, not "servers I like." It's literally not a 4chan server.
Zesty's server yes, but not Kog.
>You will literally get banned if they find out you're from 4chan.
Zesty's server doesn't do this anymore. I was banned for that reason and got unbanned. Resorting to lying, I see
>Advocating for its inclusion is like advocating for scrap.tf to be in the OP, only a retarded newfag would think this and it's laughable.
Strawman
>It's better to just never reach that point to begin with.
What you're afraid of is competition. You know that people don't mind this server existing and in fact may prefer it to the boring slog that is Castaway, so you are taking action to prevent that from happening
>>563772946
Kog is definitely a server that allows free banter and sprays, this person knows what they're doing by trying to censor it.
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Eric... "Jill"... This is your final warning. Revert Meet Your Match and blacklist the Emporium, or be destroyed by our boycotts
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>>563773510
>also in fact the mods there do NOT allow the dreaded N word (or anything of the like) in there anymore ever since he changed the rules a few months ago
wtf, he was supposed to be against draconian moderation, not for it
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>>563772110
I’ve been enjoying the last few days micspamming and trying to keep a steady head with the usual chicanery found in ctf servers. But I got my first god-like ks on Solider and have been learning how to aim better with the ambassador.To be silly, I have it set up on my soundboard to play the Six Flags fanfare jingle every time I get a kill as spy
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>>563773510
>also in fact the mods there do NOT allow the dreaded N word (or anything of the like) in there anymore ever since he changed the rules a few months ago
Are you REALLY sure? I played there for the entire week and people were saying both in voice and text like it was nothing.
>while they do still allow bad mouthing/banter, sprays, good server settings, etc... that doesn't rly mean we should just throw it on the OP imo.
Why not?
>we gonna throw the (lesser grotesque) furry server on there just cuz it has the same general rules/settings?
No one ever said anything about furry or kitty pound. They can stay off for all I care.
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>>563774170
Exactly, it's highly suspicious.
>>563774353
You are in bad faith, especially when you went as far as to mention the furry server as another strawman.
Besides, the argument is meaningless when I plan to put more servers in the next OP no matter what. If people wanted the furry server in the OP, then I would actually approve of that because it means more server representation, and therefore a healthier thread
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>>563773813
you can call people any """lesser""" no no word like fag or cunt. but no nigger, tranny, kike, etc because who knows was riding his ass for it i guess and he didn't wanna die on the hill to lett people say it. is a very gay concession but w/e. again this is in the EU server and not his NA ones idk how lenient they are there compared to this one
>>563773956
i will type more manly from now on
>>563774393
>Are you REALLY sure?
yes, idk if people need to make a ticket in his shitcord server to get action taken for it, but i've gotten muted twice for simply saying "kys nigger"
>Why not?
we don't need to throw every decent server on there
>No one ever said anything about furry or kitty pound.
i was using it at an example, no one brought it up
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>>563775219
say that again
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>>563775263
>again this is in the EU server and not his NA ones idk how lenient they are there compared to this one
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>>563775263
>yes, idk if people need to make a ticket in his shitcord server to get action taken for it, but i've gotten muted twice for simply saying "kys nigger"
I see.
I'll keep playing until proven otherwise, but for now, I'm of the opinion that at least kogasa should be in the OP, if people really have that much of a problem with Zesty.
>gain this is in the EU server and not his NA ones idk how lenient they are there compared to this one
I never played on US.
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>>563775815
I agree. I plan to put Kog in the next OP for a reason, the only people who show hate for it ITT don't even call it what it is currently named, they just bring up old drama and say that it should never be in the OP for petty reasons
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LOL sister
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>>563774683
>Besides, the argument is meaningless when I plan to put more servers in the next OP no matter what.
i mean fair enough, i'm not gonna throw a shit fit or smth, i just don't think his servers are really in the same spirit as the gen anymore is all even if i do enjoy playing on them still
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>>563776450
meant for >>563775815 and >>563776314
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>>563775219
We're talking about their TF2 servers not the dudes who host them.
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>>563776716
>talking about tf2 servers
>niggerschizo who doesn't even play the game trying to derail the thread again
I swear, sometimes it feels like not even 10% of this general actually plays tf2.
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>>563776314
>talks about doing things for petty reasons
>literally wants to shove it in the OP out of petty spite
You stupid nigger, you're not going to convince anyone that it won't cause drama by literally causing drama.
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>>563778143
This is exactly the kind of behavior that led to us hating you guys. You treat us as an "enemy" that needs to be subjugated and not an ally, and then you wonder why no one wants you around?
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>>563778383
You need some self-awareness, how are you not aware that you are "the drama" in this situation? You're acting extremely petty because I want more options for servers to add to your favorites in the OP, get over it
>>563778604
Except I'm doing something for everyone's benefit, not taking something away to punish everyone
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>>563776314
seconded
>>563778383
>putting a 4chan server in the OP is "causing drama"
For who? A tranny like you who hates when people say no no words or have free banter in chat?
>>563778604
retard
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>>563778827
>Except I'm doing something for everyone's benefit
When the fuck did you get elected thread president? You don't get to decide what goes in the OP on the authority of "I know better than everyone else."
Kogastopia was collectively voted out of the OP by the entire thread. Multiple people have said they don't want it back in THIS thread. You're going "it doesn't matter, I'm more important." Newsflash, you're not.
The first thing you should do is get people on board in the thread before you try to fuck with the OP. Not just go "I'm putting it in because people said they don't want it!"
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>>563778810
Yes, and I'm going to start acting like that again, because you refuse to treat me as an ally even though we both play tf2 and enjoy 4chan adjacent servers. I will fight this battle to my best ability, because you want the server that's home to me to die
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>>563779104
giga trvkes
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>>563779104
>Kogastopia was collectively voted out of the OP by the entire thread.
Making that vote was probably my biggest mistake because you more than likely just botted it, hence why you are so fixated on it. I KNEW you were going to mention that vote, because you have a memory of every event, almost as if you're extremely afraid of that one specific server becoming relevant for some reason
>The first thing you should do is get people on board in the thread
That's what I'm doing, and I seem successful so far
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>>563779137
I don't want it to die, I have no actual stake in which servers live or die. What I care about is how it affects the thread, and you're failing to convince me that it won't cause more tf2g drama just like 3 years ago when you immediately revert to the tribalism behavior that made everyone hate you.
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I think we should have zesty servers in the OP because he loves Fempyro, and that is pretty damn basado!!!
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>>563779345
>hurr it's going to cause more tf2g drama
Shut up faggot, this place is full of drama every day because of people like you and demofl*yd who just want to argue about bullshit instead of play the game. Again, you are "the drama," learn self-awareness
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GIVE STONE COLD THE MICROPHONE
COMIN' IN HERE
>WHAT?
I SAID I WAS COMIN' IN HERE
>WHAT?
TO TALK ABOUT SOME TF2
>WHAT?
SOME HAT FORTRESS
>WHAT?
SOME HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
>WHAT?
SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE HIM
>WHAT?
BUT I CAME IN HERE
>WHAT?
I SAID I CAME IN HERE
>WHAT?
MARCHED ON INTO THIS THREAD
>WHAT?
AND STONE COLD DIDNT SEE NO TF2
>WHAT?
HE DIDNT SEE NO GAMEPLAY DISCUSSION
>WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
>WHAT?
I SAW SERVER DRAMA
>WHAT?
I SAW WEEABOO SHIT
>WHAT?
I SAW ZOOMERS BITCHIN
>WHAT?
I SAW NEWFAGS WHINING
>WHAT?
AMD I SAW LOLICON SHIT
>WHAT?
I SAID I SAW LOLICON SHIT
>WHAT?
ZESTY JESUS
>WHAT?
CRYIN ON CAMERA
>WHAT?
CRYIN ABOUT HATS
>WHAT?
AND STONE COLD DIDNT WANNA SEE NONE OF THAT
>WHAT?
SO HE TOOK HIS MOUSE CURSOR
>WHAT?
AND HE CLICKED ON THAT THERE REPLY BOX
>WHAT?
AND HE DRANK A BEER
>WHAT?
AND HE WROTE THIS REPLY
>WHAT?
I SAID I WROTE THIS REPLY
>WHAT?
CALLING YOU A FAGGOT
>WHAT?
AND A NIGGER
>WHAT?
AND A SHITPOSTER
>WHAT?
AND YOU'RE PARASOCIAL
>WHAT?
I SAID YOU'RE A PARASOCIAL BITCH
>WHAT?
WHO NEEDS TO PLAY SOME VIDYA GAEMS
>WHAT?
AND QUIT WORRYING ABOUT ZESTY JESUS
>WHAT?
WHO DONT EVEN DRINK
>WHAT?
OR THE LOLICONS
>WHAT?
OR THE DAMN SERVER DRAMA
>WHAT?
AND GET YOUR ASS IN TF2
>WHAT?
I SAID GET YOUR ASS IN TF2
>WHAT?
SO STONE COLD CAN WHIP YOUR ASS AS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
>WHAT?
REV UP MY MINIGUN
>WHAT?
SPRAY YA DOWN WITH BULLETS
>WHAT?
FEED HIM A SANDWICH
>WHAT?
DRINK MYSELF A BEER WHILE I DO IT
>WHAT?
AND ANOTHER BEER
>WHAT?
AND TWO MORE BEERS
>WHAT?
OH HELL YEAH
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>>563779104
>Kogastopia was collectively voted out of the OP by the entire thread. Multiple people have said they don't want it back in THIS thread.
4~6 years ago retard, it's funny how you complete ignored my post >>563772946
and went back to your strawman on repeat, kogasa is going to the OP, it's as simple as that
>>563779506
>starts talking about random thread drama again
t. Schizofaggot who doesn't play the game
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>>563779332
>Making that vote was probably my biggest mistake because you more than likely just botted it
You're literally making shit up at this point, there wasn't an actual poll to remove it. It was just something talked about in the thread and the majority wanted it gone. It's ironic that you talk about being so fixated on it when you're inventing things that didn't happen to suit your argument which is schizophrenic behavior. And speaking of which it's schizophrenic to pretend there would be only 1 person who wanted it gone when tf2g looked like this daily because of your guys' shit. You're acting like one person just wanted it gone and that's the only reason, newsflash retard: all of tf2g was sick of it.
>>563779506
>brings up demofloyd for no reason
You asked if we should put Kogastopia back in the OP. Multiple anons (not just me, don't schizo out over this) said no due to their history in tf2g.
You then said "I'm gonna put it in the OP like it or not!" and "we need to crush the oldfags!!" Learn self awareness yourself, because you're starting drama immediately.
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>>563779843
WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
YOU SAID YOU DIDNT READ IT?
>WHAT?
YOU DIDNT READ STONE COLD'S POST?
>WHAT?
DIDNT PUT YOUR PEEPERS ON IT?
>WHAT?
DIDNT PUT YOUR LIL BEADY EYEBALLS ON IT?
>WHAT?
DIDNT PARSE WHAT HE SAID TO SAY?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHY NOT?
>WHAT?
DIDNT FEEL LIKE HEARING WHAT STONE COLD HAS TO SAY?
>WHAT?
WELL YOU'RE CARING NOW
>WHAT?
CARED ENOUGH TO REPLY
>WHAT?
CARED ENOUGH TO TRY SCROLLING DOWN PAST IT
>WHAT?
GOTTA GO A LIL FURTHER
>WHAT?
I SAID YOU GOTTA GO A LIL FURTHER
>WHAT?
STILL READING IT?
>WHAT?
FAGGOT?
>WHAT?
NIGGER?
>WHAT?
YOU SURE GOT THE ENERGY TO WATCH A VIDYA
>WHAT?
BY ZESTY JESUS
>WHAT?
AND BRING IT ON HERE
>WHAT?
AND DERAIL US TALKIN ABOUT IT
>WHAT?
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
>WHAT?
I SAID YOU KNOW WHAT STONE COLD THINKS?
>WHAT?
STONE COLD DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NO ZESTY JESUS
>WHAT?
OR IS VIDEO
>WHAT?
WHATEVER'S IN IT DONT INTEREST STONE COLD
>WHAT?
HE AIN'T GONNA WATCH IT
>WHAT?
HE AIN'T GONNA DISCUSS IT
>WHAT?
HE'S GONNA CALL YOU A FAGGOT
>WHAT?
AND A NIGGER
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AND A SHITPOSTER
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AND A PARASOCIAL BITCH
>WHAT?
AND THEN STONE COLD'S GONNA BOOT UP TF2
>WHAT?
CLICK ON THE SERVER BROWSER
>WHAT?
ENTER ON INTO A SERVER
>WHAT?
CLICK ON THE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
>WHAT?
I SAID HE'S GONNA CLICK ON THE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
>WHAT?
AND HE'S GONNA PLAY SOME HAT FORTRESS
>WHAT?
AND DRINK A BEER
>WHAT?
AND DRINK ANOTHER BEER
>WHAT?
AND CALL YOU A FAGGOT
>WHAT?
A SCROLLIN' FAGGOT
>WHAT?
JUST A LIL' FURTHER NOW
>WHAT?
GETTIN' UPSET?
>WHAT?
GETTIN' FRUSTRATED?
>WHAT?
WELL STONE COLD DONT GIVE A DAMN AND THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
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>>563779915
You're not right, but I lost my composure and now I'm being called a schizo for it so whatever, I give up
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/tf2g/ niggas really out here fighting bout sum OP with links nobody even looks at LMAO!
Easy girls, no need to get your panties in a twist
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>>563780550
Yeah just the pic when it's coomerbait
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>>563780909
Yeah talk about the ecelebs servers like these guys you faggot >>563780463
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>>563780463
This is what i don't understand about the Kog antis. They are fighting as if they are protecting something incredibly important to them, and they are ready to act like this any day that I remotely suggest that it would be a good idea to add the server to the OP
I don't get it and it frustrates me a lot, honestly
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>>563780436
One of my replies was directed at you on accident, sorry, it's obvious that the other nigger is instigating shit for no reason, like calling you a schizo or still mentioning 6 year old drama like it's relevant to the thread.
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>>563781229
Because you have failed to convince us that anything will be different this time, especially with the way you immediately reacted and schizoed out.
I would be all for putting it back if you could prove it would just be another link in the OP and not your entire personality this time. The problem is you're still overly fanatical about it. People like me don't want the thread to be shit up even more by cobsons and touhou "whales" posting about inane shit going on in their discord like it was before.
Nothing's stopping you from just posting it in the thread by the way. That actually gets more attention than the OP everyone scrolls past. Every server in the OP was started in the thread first before enough people were on board to put it in the OP. None of them were immediately thrown in.
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>>563782124
>The problem is you're still overly fanatical about it.
Says you. This was the first post on the topic (not from me) >>563749027
You then came in 4 hours later to deboonk it like a redditor and make him sound stupid for the mere idea >>563769271
You're the fanatic
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>>563782124
Just put the link in the OP then. Most of these spammers don't even come here anymore.
>Nothing's stopping you from just posting it in the thread by the way. That actually gets more attention than the OP everyone scrolls past.
Wouldn't this get annoying rather than simply leaving the link on top of the thread?
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>>563782847
>Wouldn't this get annoying rather than simply leaving the link on top of the thread?
No, this is how a server is supposed to work. You ask if anyone wants to play and people play it. It you get people on board, it gets added to the OP.
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>>563783442
Are you retarded? How are you going to get a bunch of people on the same server at the same time if you don't try to do it live? Otherwise you'll just get 1 person joining, leaving because no one's there, and repeat. Which is already what happens to the servers in the OP no one mentions in the thread
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>checked out uncletopia since I noticed most of their servers are dead now
>autobalance is disabled on his servers
>other team has 12 people, we have 8
>no one swaps, no one scrambles
>can't even get a lucky crit to turn the tides because those are disabled too and other team has 2 sweaty medics so any damage I deal is nullified
>an entire round goes on like that
>it's of course a complete stomp
>bunch of "gg's" at the end
what a bunch of faggot cocksuckers. If you're going to disable autobalance on your wannabe comp server, then that means you have to manually balance unbalanced teams yourself by swapping or scrambling. What's the fucking point if you're not going to do that? That means all you want is just for the other team to be your punching bag while you have an unfair advantage. It's not fucking fun for the other team and if you do that enough, people leave and don't come back, it's how you kill a game.
Dogshit servers made by a retarded faggot who thinks he knows the first thing about Tf2's game balance because he can play a class that plays itself. Glad to see they're all empty now. Pubs have become a lot better than they were a year or two ago, it's like Tf2 is alive again.
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>>563784503
>Are you retarded? How are you going to get a bunch of people on the same server at the same time if you don't try to do it live?
Kogasa already has a certain hour where everyone gets online (EST 21:00~22:00 more or less)
It's way simpler to put that in the OP + IP rather than coming here and pinging the thread, which encourages the behavior that got the server banned in the first place if you're still that worried about things repeating themselves.
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>unironically playing on reddittopia
What did you expect?
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this
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Completely wrong, shartyfags came from /qa/, not /bant/
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>>563787118
banters are 2hu fans and otakus, sharty kids are evil and doxx people for liking "problematic things" like minus8 or tcoall, they are nothing alike once you've interacted with both on their respective tf2 servers
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my bad, i got them mixed up because they are functionally identical
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NTA but where do you think /qa/fags went after /qa/ was deleted? They went straight to /bant/ and there was a ton of cross-contamination. There's a reason why bantoids post the exact same shit and use the same lingo (soijaks, frogs, gem, etc)
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>They went straight to /bant/ and there was a ton of cross-contamination.
Yes, and they've been raiding that board ever since their containment zone got nuked, the actual sharty is a fucking ghetto. /bant/tards have nothing to do with it.
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comparing /bant/ards and shartoddlers is like comparing a bird shitting on your windshield to the entire country of india
they’re both unpleasant, but one is orders of magnitude worse.
/bant/ is obnoxious.
the sharty is downright evil
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>Everyone bitches about their gay little server wars when I'm stuck here in AUS with literally nothing except for a goddamn skial 24/7 2fort server and maybe the doublecross server on the weekend
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>>563792026
>he doesn't know
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>>563793257
I visited there once out of curiosity after the 4chan hack they did and noticed they had a TF2 board. I saw that in 2 minutes of looking at the TF2 board, I don't actually go there.
Are you going to keep deflecting?
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>>563793471
>Are you going to keep deflecting?
yes, if it gets us closer to next thread faster
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Is Zesty's upcoming video a certified trukey nukey or a certified nothing burger?
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He's so perfect bros
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>>563794776
what are your thoughts on Ol' Snaggletooth?
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>>563794582
his next trvke was wasted on a payload video
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>>563794776
Poker Night at the Inventory update
>we found a few short "check" and "fold" related lines of dialog that never got played in any version of the game due to logic errors in the dialog scripting. You'll now occasionally hear them!
It's check-check-checking on my Sandvich time anons!
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>>563796109
>pinkerpaw
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peep the horror
>>563796109
agreed, but the cousin that steals things
it's kinda shit desu, especially trying to push the last point or two. that windy bit near the end, after the house with the cliff on the right particularly
i made a furfag pyro ragequit by baiting him into a sentry i re-positioned though which was funny
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>>563793471
>Different size
Proof it's not me.
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GIVE ME THE IRON CURTAIN STRANGIFIER NOW NOW NOW
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>>563792736
No I was making fun of the fact that people from multiple forums can come here, you genuinely are mentally retarded though and it probably went over your head as per usual like the faggot sperg you are
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500 posts until we get new servers added to the OP, this might be the update fo finally #SaveTF2
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Truly mentally retarded, God save you
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>>563800281
i said take your meds retard
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>>563798671
This but new Australiumsmessed up the sound
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>>563799959
is this Noodle?
>new servers
trvke
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>>563798939
make a loadout with your iron curtain/DF
buy a cheap strange cosmetic
only use that cosmetic with that weapon
bam, strange IC/DF
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post sound, 4chanX machine broke
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>>563790779
you have no earthly idea how depraved shartoddlers are. I went there a few years back and saw multiple threads dedicated to posting videos of animals being tortured to death.
People who post there genuinely need to be put down.
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>>563800779catbox broke almost all of my sounds as well
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>>563801887
ok post sound regardless i can't hear anything so im imagining it with https://youtu.be/3eXwtHDze88 in its stead
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>>563802926
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>>563802649
I don't support this, kog should simply be added so that it mogs the rest
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>>563801758
>half of the board is cado's asshole, other half is cuck shit
yes, I do know
that brownoid website is the reason catbox started 404'ing files and requiring log in to post links (they flooded everything with pizza for months)
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baby making sex with fempyro
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>>563804283
i like invisible girls just doin' their thing and happening to be invisible
i think what's interesting about it is the need to use your non-visual senses to perceive her while not actually having to be blind
i also like invisibility raep powers, that's kinda separate tho (pretty much the same as time stop and other such raep powers)
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>removing konata
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I want the OP to remain as-is. If a server is going to added, it should be one that's active and isn't full of annoying fags that are going to raid us with drama.So I think Zesty's NA server(s) should be added.
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>>563805682
I'm fine with this as well
only problem thoughzesty NA is always dead,only EU ever fills
there's also the issue that other anon mentioned, apparently the nigger word isn't allowed on NA, but for some reason is on EU
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>>563806054
I read it the other way around, but I wasn't paying that much attention to it and I'm too lazy to double check. Either way, we can claim NA for /tf2g/ if it's truly empty, and not being able to say the nwordI am not going to risk another bullshit ban for racism, while less than ideal, is a small price to pay.
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>>563806054
konata milkers...
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>>563806240
>while less than ideal, is a small price to pay.
I'd say honestly to either suffer with 200 ping on EU, or give kogasa a chance
you just know that we're going to get banned or muted for some BS reason on NA unfortunately
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>>563806771
I got permanently banned from Uncletopia because I responded to a schizo tranny in chat
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>>563806917
NTA, but there is a distinct difference between what you are saying, and having so little self control that you literally cannot stop yourself from saying slurs. The latter is acting like the very slur they cannot stop themselves from saying, which is ironic.
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anyway
mad milk, guillotine or pistol?
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why are we talking like this
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>>563808651
that retard is being stupid for no reason
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less anthros, more miss pauling
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>>563808948
sure
also, here's that full Blaze if anyone cares, I don't know why I cropped it.
https://h.uguu.se/XboKsJqy.png
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>>563809532
>Miss pauling
I don't have it, sorry.
That wasn't my spray.
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>>563807178
pocket pistol
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>>563811000
>Flying Guillotine
>The Equalizer
>Flare Gun
>Scotsman's Skullcutter
>Fist of Steel
>Gunslinger
>Ubersaw
>Huntsman (don't care how, just make it happen)
>Sharp Dresser
Also, since they are multiclass, gimme Shotgun and Pistol. If I had to choose, I'd take the Shotgun, but give me both
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:3 night
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Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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>>563813703
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>563815962
and toph (she was in a fighting game which is video games)
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>>563807178
I say guillotine is better overall. A tool for harassing and finisher tucked in the same package at the cost of a secondary slot.
Its weight of use and role depends on your primary so it's hard to wrap your head around first. Pick stock Scattergun and it's just harassing tool for long distance, use anything else and it's just a finisher.
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well, my tf2c arc lasted 2 days
a tranny got misgendered, was freaking out at somebody and I said
>It's fine for others to identify as something. I respect their perception, but I don't think it's right to force people to identify you differently from how they perceive you.
perma ban for hate speech
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>>563816061
>and toph
Only if it's OG Toph.
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>>563822271
S tier childhood crush
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morning lads, tf2 today?
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>>563807178
Winger
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>>563802649
the shupo/fempyro sisters have spoken!
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>yeet ye off tha bridge without touching ye
The king off all grenade launchers
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when is the mvm update
i have been 2 weeks'd 2 many times
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>>563834379
It's never happening due to the recent controversies surrounding lootboxes -- Valve was sued in February by the New York attorney general for promoting illegal gambling. They don't want to draw more attention to a gamemode like Mvm
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>>563835248
If you rangebanned all New Yorkers, our best poster would be banned au contraire.
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>>563810069
This image made me go look up the chatlogs. This one hit too close to home
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Alright tf2g, convince me to not sell my inventory to nuke all tf2 progress and move on. I’m only couple months older than the game and now I’ve come to a point where I can no longer convince myself tf2 is doing any good for my mental health. Doesn’t matter how hard I practice or attempt to improve, I’ve come back to square one. The accursed matchmaking system, radio silent voice chat, 10 thousand hour players, being paired with the most unhelpful teammates…. I don’t think I can take this bs any longer to be completely honest. I have 1600 hours in the game and I’ve seen next to no improvement when I only had a 1000 hours. Snipers are a nightmare. No life spy mains are even worse. I’ve tried all this time to improve but it seems like now I have to come to terms with the fact that I will never be as good as majority of the OG players. This game is almost 19 years old and it’s starting to show. Most matches I get paired up with end up being steamrolls. For every good match I have there’s 10 shitty ones. The first 400 or so hours were fun, getting to know about the tf2 culture, the taunts, kill bind and funny ragdolls will always be my most cherished memories of tf2. I dunno now, I want to do more but I can’t. Im not happy when I play the game anymore.
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>>563841426
dude just take a break
it'll be here when you come back
go play some quake (like actual singleplayer quake, or new maps if you've already played quake before) to remind yourself that fps games and airstrafing are supposed to be fun