1st for fuck larsniggers

So everyone is happy because of this patch? I barely keep up with the news but seeing everyone happy on that Tekken reddit

Lacks Kazuya + tmm + embeds, but it shall do... for now.

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tekken won so stop crying thanks

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>>563759249
Fuck you too

>>563759329
kys

its not the same without h

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>>563759496
I'll be making one of the real threads soon enough boi, 748...749...750 and boom!!! we're all gon be going back home! Back. To. Basics.

>lib 2 gutted
>ff4,4 gutted

Azucenabros... Why are we always getting hit the hardest? We aren't even tournament-viable...

>>563759898
kys

>>563759135
based op get fucked gooners

No lewd Lili OP again? Damn.

>>563759870
I like tmm more often than not, but his crusade against our girl is just idiotic, she was the most honest stance character ezly in s2 and she's even more weak now that people can just dickjab everything without any care in the world. We DESERVE a wr3,2 buff, +5 ob into lib transition, there's no reason for us not having this now.

>>563760554
does it remind you of yourself?

>>563761040
>Waifu OPs
>bland, suicidal, page 8 tekgen
>Mishima OPs
>active, actual game talk, beloved patches
I'm a fellow gooner, but I gotta give it to them mishima chads this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GLi240fXzA

It's here

>>563761392
That's not fair, the patch is actually really fucking good and made the game a real game now.

>>563761392
aint got nothing to do with the op that's just luck.

>>563761434
looks like the kind of game I'd like if I was a gay reina player, nope, shan't be playing.

my hairline is back bros

>>563762313
there's some gameplay toward the end of the video too, it might appeal to those who main kazuya

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>>563728273
I like how the photos of her in shitty lighting kinda feels like seeing the same character in a game from an older console generation

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Cuddle_Core is coming to shake up the competition at LVL UP EXPO!

>>563762632
healthy 57 yo woman

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fuck this guy for real

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when your abusive gf gives you a crumb of attention

>>563762632
so chopped it hurts

>>563762850
It would really just take 1 or 2 more patches that fixes this many things again to make the game close to perfect. I personally only have 1 system change in mind and some character balance issues with the game now.

Asuka went from top 2 to bottom 2 in the course of a month which has gotta be a speed run record

we are almost hitting 6k right now

games dead people moved on, too late murrat

>>563762586
I need her.

>>563763267
lol
lmao even

>Mafia 2 remake and Mafia: The Old Country sequel in-development
Tekken Lost

>>563762586
I am her.

>Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Releases July 9, 2026
Bandai Lost

>>563763664
I will have sex with you if true.

>>563763664
I sex you if troo

Don't tell me you people are all giddy and happy with 1 good patch in HOW MANY MONTHS..

>good patch
literally no one sane of mind would think this is a good patch

>>563764378
>this is a good patch
explain how it isn't

>>563764378
trying too hard

>>563764257
>just be le sad and mad all the time cuz im pussy bitch

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normified it for modern audiences, which one do'st thou'st perfer'?

>>563764438
>>563764452
i don't know, i haven't check and just wanted to do my routine doompost.
however i bet this is just a meta shuffling patch that tries to move people onto different characters by kneecapping other characters.
in short, not a real balance but rather a change that will need to be changed later again

nakatsu is crying and contemplating suicide over how much he has had to compromise on his vision just to placate the lowest common denominator

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I'm bored.
When does the world tour start?

>>563764595
troon core

>>563764654
why spew shit from your jeet mouth when you can just read the patch notes?

>>563765134
i don't care enough about it, also it's probably bad if it didn't hit my feeds anyway

>>563765212
kindly redeem saar

>>563764907
May 1st

not reinstalling but yous have fun twins

i havent showered in a week
not reinstalling but yous have fun twins

>changed damage from 34 to 32
WOW TEKKEN IS SAVED

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I knew Murray could pull this off, congratulation to the Tekken Project Team and to the special guest Harada

the jewpills effects have ceased i am now terminally depressed

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>>563764595
right is better but you should give her the yellow eyes of the left. the more saturated hair and yellow arm bits might also look good on the right idk.

>>563765926
my new current jewpill is fucking awesome but it also has a non neglible chance of giving me a heart attack or seizure haha

>>563766105
what are you taking, asking for a friend

im doped up too twins but im quitting tomorrow

nigga
gimme a job nigga

bro is a quitter

>>563766240
well if your friend must know its bupropion

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>>563765962
you rite, i shall also desaturate the purple flower on her ankle thingeh to match the hairband purple :~>

i put greek yogurt on my salad and it added a net 0 improvement or worsening to the taste, albeit where it was more concentrated it made it worse, but that was a skill issue

i ve been doped up for like 6months twin im going back to japan in a month i need to clean up and not look like a fucking zombie, also i will be drunk 75% of the time there so it’s all good.

>they take jew pills
if you want to be drugged up at least take something natural
weed or shrooms

>>563766612
thank, i'll tell him to fake nicotine addiction and get a prescription for those

i already take a million natural supps to the jew pills is just cucking out in desperation after 10 years of nonstop failure

weed is for fags and niggers and makes you gay too, shrooms are for i don’t who they are for actually just weirdos i guess

>and makes you gay too
where can i get some weed bros

Capcom Won

just buy some seeds and water them blud

Sega Won

>>563764595
I like left more because it has a real theme + the eyes do look better

Koei Tecmo Won

ironic desperation tekgen posters + unironic ones make a homogeneous admixture

Skybound Games Won

4A Games Won

Coatsink and Thunderful Won

Konami Won

PlaySide Won

help

murray won

>>>/v/737062593
>CoD movie
Activision Won

>Beast of Reincarnation pre-orders today with details on Deluxe and pre-order bonus editions
Pokemon Won

>MKino movie
NetherRealm Won

Polyphony Digital Won

im lwk niche

I can't believe we are actually back...

back where?

hey guys

hey twin

back to the TRASH AHAHAAAAAAAAAA

men? huge fan

Mfs all giddy and happy with this patch.

trans babes are everything

men (with boobs and/or a feminine look)? huge fan

me (with boobs and/or a feminine look)? huge fan

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>>563759135
What's even the point of making ryona and keeping clothes on

anything that has a sony logo on it won

Morbius won massively

>naked ryona
inshallah allah will strike you

When will Lidia be cheaper? I wanna play her because she's hot but she's 2 years old already, how is she still 8 bucks.

>she's 2 years old
SHE'S ONLY 2 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>563772967
just creamapi retard

It will be so funny when tekken goycattle get fucked again and pull another surprised pikachu face, excellent work murray

Am I seriously seeing Kazuya mains complaining about the nerfs?
He's my main too and I think its great. I get to play more Tekken now.
You gotta look at the big picture, was 'heat burst > cd411 > gauranteed 50/50' fun for literally anyone involved?
Mixups should be earned not just compounding into more free mixups

>>563773448
Ok TMM

>>563773506
tmm complained about the nerfs too

>>563773506
TMM is a faggot I havent listened to a single opinion of his since he said Devil Jin is low tier

>>563773448
doesnt matter i see 'ya i plug
fucking busted ass design

who's TMM?

havent played since clive

tmm? in a word, he's the air i breathe

>>563773635
>busted
in what universe is kazuya busted? he's probably the most old school traditional telken character in the game

What is traditional Tekken?

good patch but i'll wait until next big update

>>563773306
stuns me that people actually pay for dlc when creaminstaller exists

>>563774089
WR move into stance mix

*WR with 0 execution at range 0 into stance mix

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>>563774089

good humiliation ritual but i'll wait until VF6

>>563774089
homing +ob high vs safe on block ch launching mid mix

Claude, generate a good Tekken SFM porn and make the franchise iconic

https://youtu.be/1_hUwGD2nPE?

this ling custom nigga is mad weird you feel me?
i hope he dont have access to no children

>>563774287
>art ruined by retarded pignose fetish

he's what the EU reina avatarfag and passfag dream of being

>>563774089
timing, punishing, spacing, clear defined weaknesses and strengths, moves that dont cover every option
i would say that kaz heat 1+4 is still broken as fuck and needs to be -13 or -14 ob, and his df12 should only track to one side not both
but aside from that and the heat hellsweep mix (which is now nerfed) he is a character that relies on all of the above
his fast mids are all minus as fuck, he relies on big committal moves (frame wise) and most are sidewalkable, and his mixup has to be earned with a knockdown or through mindgaming the opponent, its a layered mixup too with counterplay not just a binary tekken 8 50/50
i can understand not liking to play against it, but busted? compared to literally everyone else? no way

>>563774383
Reminder that OUR lingschizo won against TMM

>>563774521
i was less weird but i am le completely le dead inside right now

i have high empathy so i can understand him

>>563774731
its the jew pills
practice mindfulness and be aware of your environment
literally unironically touch grass

>>563774521
also you suond like friggin joint guy

can yous teach me how to dougie twins?

despite gooner reasons for wanting tifa. she's the most appropriate ff character for tekken since she actually just punches instead of having sword shit

>>563774660
i have to agree
lingschizo is special and doesn't have this annoying aura the other two give off, especially pass faggot

when passfag and reinatroon appear (same person i think) i just leave

reinafag is a great tekgen anon idk why some retards here seethe at him

i love all women. ryona makes my fucking blood boil

>>563775186
you're just a needy faggot

no you love hot, attractive women

most people with ryona fetishes are actually female

reinatroon NEEDS to tongue my anus

(YOU) are a newfag. keep seething about how anon's don't (you) you lol

how can i be loved and cared for by other people and especially women? how do you guys do it?

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stroking my penis in excitement for kuni 2
tekken's future is britght

>>563775453
same

the only annoying faggots on tekgen over the years were
the mardukfag
the pajeet larper
the capcom shill


outside of those, they were all fine

>>563775281
here's a (You), my friend

i miss the lee anecdote poster and jinoctabro

Wheres exposedtwin? hope nothing bad happened to him maybe he got institutionalized

>several threads already where lilianon posted
>I still haven't been milked to lili
Something is wrong I can feel it.

all i wanted was a pepsi man

>>563775982
>I still haven't been milked to lili
Same. I miss her.

Passtranny is the worst. The rest is alright.

pepsimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
ba doom ba doom

even me?

>>563775649
have you read the threads in the last week

>>563776267
you re alright twin keep doing what you do

i dont wanna blast no more

THEY'RE FIXING EVERYTHING

I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)

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why can't i get a gf who looks like this?

pragmata? copped

men? loved

gonna transfer money from my fanduel to my klarna to doordash popeyes
damn i love ssris

>>563774287
*ganryu sit your ass on you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwj2FfIQ6hg

DoA won

appreshiate the kind words bluncs xd.... ahhh....

i have 12€ to my name

im a huge fucking retarded loser dumbass bitch
of course i take sertraline

i play re2 remake and save every 3 minutes
why am i such a fucking pussy

you probably dont know who your dad is

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>>563774691
classic... a true gemerald...

>>563774089
accoding to kazfags, zero poking and only doing moves into a random +5 on block launcher
oh and instantly winning the round on a knockdown because you choose between dying to a mid or resetting the knockdown

>>563777695
Honestly a bit impressive
proud of him

i was raised by my mom and her sisters and now i love trannies and im an hypersensitive neet

raised by women and turned out a disaster many such cases

sex? AVOIDED

just fix your life it's that simple

yeah haha just find a job when no one is hiring bro

>just get a ps portal bro
i did and it worked

create the job

>>563735194
almost like avoiding the salad is a shut-in stoner grognard with no experience in a white collar job environment

my chinese gf will fix me i just have to wait

Why won't tekken players go back to old games like melee chads?

>newfags still think its murray and nakatsu pulling the strings
>they don't know about them (the hidden cabal)

start with the Greeks

my dick is a relic

>>563762373
Who walked into the shower?

>>563779751
Let me study it all night long

>pick king
>lose round badly, back to wall
>10 frame homing grab
>life is now even and they don't have grey life

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come home tekken player

mny nigger laptop is at 90 degrees in idle its over

remove king

>>563780087
you did nothing wrong bro it was their fault for not breaking the grab you did put yourself in a dangerous situation what if they ducked you king is very honest and skillful dont let people tell you otherwise

unironically true btw

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asuka: low tier again
lili: top tier again

>>563779213
kek. literally every time i see the word expose anywhere i think of tekgen now.

this tbqh my future chinese gf is coming to save me

exposedbro is gone

but his legacy lives on

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>Had to make a whole mod cause the retarded devs kept forcing blackbars/letterbox
Still better thank Tekken 8, don't get me wrong

bog said laptop oh my days

>>563777737
The launcher is a high
If you got whiff punished with it, then dont whiff
You dont choose between a mid or resetting the knockdown you can just stay on the ground
Unironically you NEED to git gud and stop being a bitch

bro is a legit normie retard

>>563782582
did this retard have one (1) good opinion in his life?

i hate kazuyanigs so much its unreal
the only real mishima in this game is hei, throw the rest into gas chamber

>>563782582
Almost as bad as "why step when you can duck"
How is this guy in any position of influence for game design

>>563782681
>real mishima
>heihachi
You HAVE to be fucking baiting
A stancenigger with the most anime OP bullshit install ever introduced in a tekken game is a real mishima
Yeah right
Murder all Heihachi mains
Line them up

yous aint gon be successful in corporate life if yous aint a normie retard twin

Mishimas by Mishima Purity ™
>Devil jin
100%
>Kazuya
90%
>Heihachi
80%
>Jin
60%
>Reina
20%

Bob is more mishima than heihachi clown

>flying around screaming retarded shits is pure mishima
Nigga

>>563782965
Sorry meant to say
>Kazuya
80%
>Devil Jin
70%
>Heihachi
40%
>Reina
30%
>Jin
5%

yes because what makes a mishima is the devil gene u retard
devil jin is literally the devil gene

>>563782965
Jin is zero get that nigga outta here

electrics make a mishima retard

Jin doesn't even have an electric but reina does
what a joke

byron is my favorite mishima
*vibechecks you with +5*

wtf there's a new patch? anything big?

Gayfachi

You need to have the devil gene + electric + mishima wave to be a mishima

Kazuya pretty much only does mishima wave and electric/mid mixup. he's pure mishima as to say

>>563782582
there's still hope for murray but bandai will take his last piece of soul

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>>563782681

imagine being mad at 'zuya rofl
are seething cos you got outplayed by someone more skilled than you?
is it cos the kaz player has godlike movement that you could never replicate?
did you get hit by a pewgf (the Hardest Fighting Game Technique™) and realised your life is worthless because you will never have that swag?
is it because he's just so fucking badass and cool and didn't afraid of anything?

>>563783402
the only big thing is asuka's titties.

>outplayed
Kazuya is literally the definition of 50/50

>>563782965
for tekken 8 the accurate list would be
>Kazuya
0%
>Devil Jin
-10%
>Heihachi
-30%
>Reina
-60%
>Jin
-90%

>>563783402
no homing heat dash launchers
no 14F and below heat dash launchers
install moves don't launch in heat/with install (law, asuka, claudio)
hwoarang flappy kicks in heat don't launch
you can throw law's dss in heat same with heihachi's raijin and steve's lionheart
it's a great patch

she's padded

Is this general still on gay suicide watch? I came in here last year looking for help for a new player and had no fucking idea what was going on? Was highly confused.

>>563783783
I believe any stance with a parry built into it is hard-countered by throws as well

>>563783680
His only 50/50 (which isnt a true 50/50 its a 3 way guess) is from a knock-down, which means you already fucked up to get there.
In a game where half the cast has full screen homing shit on block puts you in a binary true 50/50 thats a wild thing to say.

>>563783918
hellsweep isn't a 50/50 now? what?

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>>563783880
hope is back on the menu, ask away, friend

>>563783918
Kazuya has the longest reaching demon paw move in the game

>kazuya isn't 50/50 casino character
truly I've seen it all

>>563783880
all you need to know is read the OP
there's literally everything u need as a new player . check last three links

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who was in the wrong here?

Niggas like mainman calling Kazuya pure fundies like he isn't the original casino character

a good ol mishima debate? very comfy

tbf kazuya depends on fundamentals and execution a lot

>>563784915
brian for not jabbing

>>563784915
>knee playing pussy style "let the opponent dash in my face 5 times and mix me"
>wonders why he gets washed by pakis that are actually active and don't just respect him for no reason
total boomer death

>execution
yes
>fundamentals
no

>>563785082
yea you know better than the best tekken player of all time

give 3 characters that relay on fundamentals more than kazuya

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>>563785296
>"knee"
>best of all time

>>563785435
Lee, Paul, Lili.

my computer laptop is reaching 97 or 100+ degrees Celsius playing Terken at settings which allow me to GOON to my femle characters. Any lower and I can't properly GOON to my femle characters YA HEARD. So do you guys suggest I purchase a 1300$ COMPUTER or do I:
>clean it
>replace thermal taste
>and buy a 30$ cooler

And see what's up

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>>563785489
>Paul

>>563784915
>>563785204
probably won the set. tekken used to be about observing and understanding your opponent's habits, not overwhelming them with stance pressure flowcharts while preventing them from doing the same in a first to 3

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I'm not your accountant nigguh

>>563785565
>buy a ps5 professional
>kill yourself

>>563785739
yike

>he doesnt have a high end gaming rig
get a big monitor as well to GOON

twin talmbout laptop gayming in big 2026

top 5 tekken players by peak skill, not accomplishment
1. Arslan
2. Butt
3. Ulsan
4. Jon
5. Mulgold

going to the store anyone want summin?

closing my eyes and throwing a dart at a board that's just bryan players to see who wins evo japan this year

>>563785886
we dont care leave the cyber cafe pajeet and go back home

arslan is a complete fraud, atif is much better
also you forgot about lowhigh

the two best players are Arslan & Knee, anyone who says otherwise is just seething and coping
maybe superakuma for tekken 7

>>563785983
a paper, a pen, so i can write about my life of sin, a couple bottles of gin in case i don’t get in

i really really like draw anon
his phidx ones are my favorites

>>563786045
knee can't crack it in the most competitive era except one meme tournament with no pakis

drawtwin is alright i concur

>>563786389
just because he's declining now doesn't mean he didn't dominate most tekken titles

>>563786334
can you post it? i deleted mine on accident

>>563786532
back when tournaments were like 5 gooks and a bunch of NA jobbers kek

>>563786576
most of tekken 7 tournies were knee vs arslan finals. t7 is the most popular tekken game btw

drawnigger is an annoying bitch fuck you

>>563786697
kys

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>>563786559

>>563786758
i would carry her home and put her in bed and put a blanket over her, with a note saying "hey there I found you passed out in the middle of nowhere. there's clothes next to you and food in the fridge if u like"

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we all know he's the goat

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i cant wait for kuni!!!!!

>the goat
at being a fat jobber
the fact that he's still sponsored by red bull is a mystery

>>563786993
If we ever met. I would tell her I'm not your enemy! please spare me as I'm a civilian

i want to smooch Kuni's VA

wesh wesh

>jobber
at least he has a job unlike (You)

BOOM HEADSHOT

>>563786758
Next Mishima generation, here I go!
*unzips*

jin is more mishima than hei
hei is lidia tier

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>Asuka
>Mishima

>>563787959
kill yourself

(You)

what about me?

>>563786993
can't wait for the character that single-handedly ruined tekken 7!!!!!!!!!

But that's not Akuma,Geese,Noctis, Eliza, Lucky Chloe

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we're watching these

>>563784017
Hellsweep is a move retard do you know what 50/50 means in a fighting game context or are you just saying things?
I will assume you are new and dont know. His "50/50" is a knockdown into a wavedash mixup, where its traditionally either a mid launcher or a low knockdown into resetting the situation. Its not a "true 50/50" because prior to Tekken 8 there really was no such thing in Tekken.
An "option select" is an option you pick to get the best outcome in a mixup situation, Kazuya's mixup has an option select by just staying on the ground and doing a normal roll to the left into wakeup. This beats Kazuya's ff3 mid and cd1+2 mid and allows you to launch him for it, and if he hellsweeps it just knocks you away harmlessly and does like 8 dmg to reset neutral. The only option that counters this is ff4 which will put you into another mix, but thats the mindgame. At that point you're just playing the game.
A true 50/50 is shit like Yoshimitsu Oki, or King Oki, Lars stance homing 3 into mix, or Lidia in heat stance mix, where you literally have 2 options to choose from with zero counterplay or mindgames.

Glad I could help.

>>563759135
She has cute feet

>>563789440
THEY'RE

FIXING

EVERYTHING

>>563786993
thought she was sucking dick

>>563784237
Uh no that's Jin actually
Heihachi has qcf2 which is better as well
And Reina has ff2 which is a warcrime

you should all thank aris for saving your game.

Mishima is a stance.

>>563789912
Kazuya is at 3.38m
Jin is at 3.13m
Reina is at 2.87m

>>563789517
Not reading all of that, Kaz is balanced and cool tho, literally as honest a char can get in mashen 8

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T H A N K _ Y O U
H
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Y
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lmaooooo lil nigga struggling against reina ff2 in the big 26

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>>563786870
is the fridge full of eggs?

>>563763124
what are you expected from a crackhead?

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i do not not enjoy playing with this hyphenated joint

those retards can really be easily pleased by one crumb.

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what if negative dog brainwashed M&N to fix the game and we owe it all to negative dog?

yellow fairy lingsissie...

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>>563793428

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>those retards can really be easily pleased by one crumb.