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Kots

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Does anyone else think Andrew has a Madonna-Whore complex?

Ashley is the Madonna as she's his fragile and delicate little sister whom he fights himself not to view sexually. Julia on the other hand was the clear whore as Andrew didn't respect her at all; he just used her while his heart was somewhere else.

I think a lot of Andrew's craziness can by explained by him eventually collapsing Ashley into both the Madonna and the whore. The Ashley-Leyley split probably plays a part in this.

LayleeGODS run this general

>>563764281
>Does anyone else think Andrew has a Madonna-Whore complex?

I think this was made up to pathologize slut shaming.

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>>563764281
Everyone has Madonna-whore complex. And that's a good thing.

>>563764281
I don't get it

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>>563764281
Do I have a Madonna-whore complex? I'm not asexual or anything but I've always had pure intentions with women and see them as cute instead of sexy, even when I've dated. But my sister isn't cute, she's fucking hot and she's the only woman I've ever felt deliberate lust for.

>>563764606
Quite the opposite, it describes men who put women on such a pedestal that they'd feel guilty fucking them. They thus only feel eros toward women they don't even respect.

>>563742028
>Even Nemlei
She needs to be the first and foremost.
They say never meet your heroes, for they might be literal women...
>>563744729
>huff puff panting during peeping-Tomery
Inaccurate, if I would be peeping on my sister undressing through a comically gigantic keyhole (which I would NEVER do, of course) I would (in Minecraft) would stop all the atoms that form me from vibrating to reduce the chance of making a sound even more.

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>>563765442
Yeah if you want to sex your sister what are you even doing? She's not some hussie, you can't just fuck her like that! Sisters are for admiration.

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CLOUD-KUN I NEED YOU!

>>563771350
>They say never meet your heroes, for they might be literal women...
i learned that lesson when i started looking up my favorite SFM/Blender porn creators...

>>563772405
Explain?

>>563772720
what's not to understand? a lot of them turned out to be females

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smugshley

Did we really need baitfaggotry to infect the thread cover

>>563774241
You have to be one hell of a newfag to think the "le True Anglo-Saxon-Jute fallacy" meme isn't mere /calg/arian banter but b8.

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>>563773678
Why is she smugshley?

>>563775056

You talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded

>>563775741
She won.

>>563774241
>bait
I'll explain it in case you're just autistic, but the image is clearly in good faith. Good faith, in this case, meaning to evoke laughter or nostalgia. Rather than making fun of one side or the other, it depicts an utterly ridiculous scenario of authoritarians (depicted as UN Goyim Patrol Unit 06) enforcing a specific manner of pronunciation on a man who is paranoid and, even if justifiably, mentally disturbed. By making fun of both sides in different but equally absurd ways, it fails to encapsulate any of the points of critique against either side in any substantive way, thus not being offensive to a reasonable person.

I hope this helped.

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https://x.com/i/status/2044883497286865391

>>563777620
Forget Mom killing him, he's going to kill Ashley for making herself look like a streetwalker with daddy issues.

>>563777620
Take a look at that catshley!

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>>563777620
Subtle symbolism

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>>563777270

What if calling bait is the bait

>>563781860
Calling something bait straight off the cuff like that is too weak, it's not going to start an entire argument or continue one.

some nigga already wrote a novel

>>563784374
Anon, many niggas wrote many novels

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>open the fucking door andy

>>563784923
Honestly these edits should be Andrew cuz who tf not opening up for Ashley

>>563785073
Me. Strange women aren't allowed in my house unaccompanied.

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>>563753858
oh god oh fuck

>>563786725
>unaccompanied

You into cuckolding or something?

>>563785073
Her whore mom Renee

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>>563789580
Ashley stated her name as Harry Dresden, how was she supposed to know it was her daughter and not a shapeshifter?

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>>563788649
that's a big ???

>>563790064
for you

>>563789580
You said strange women like it’s a broad rule not just for ashley

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>>563763985
We like our sisters thick.

>>563790523
You do you fucking tarskin

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We like our moms thick

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>>563792512
I unironically think my sister would look even better with a pot belly, for better or worse though her stomach remains flat as a board despite weighing around the same as me (and she's way smaller).

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>>563790523
>>563795892

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Threadly reminder bratty sisters are ford hardcore penetration of the anus

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Sex with Douglas?

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>>563797152
Trvke

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>>563792779
For me, it's this

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I want Julia's feet on my face

Ashley goes off on Andrew for having sex with Julia but gets very weirdly detailed and explicit about how she describes it.

>>563805689
Andrew also insists that Ashley is into Six Eyes and is dolling herself up to woo him. Them kids ain't right

I love the new conversation with the teacher the latest update added that shows Andrew thinks of Ashley as his wife

>>563808056
Sisters ARE your wife.

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Andrew is sexually attracted to Ashley, right?
But what part of her figure is the most appealing to him? Or is it just the incest kink fetish, and he doesn't actually want her physically?

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>>563809267
Andrew is attracted to Ashley. I think an old fashioned romanticist like him probably likes her legs or "gams" the best. He'll probably buy her stockings to wear during their intimate times.

He has the opposite of an incest fetish. Ashley calling him "big brother" made his dick turn inside out.

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>>563809267
When has Ashley ever been nice to Andrew?

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>>563809267
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

>>563806047
>Ashley is into Six Eyes
what the fuck is six eyes all the results I get are for jujutsu kaisen

>>563801451
Do you think Julia masterbated to this?

>>563813958
Ashley really got into the anime.

>>563814067
yeah she imagined she was in andrew's place

My sister just let me feel up her thighs with my feet

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>>563763985

>>563809267
Her lips.

>>563816926
>laylay wish cock
No she doesn't!

>>563818497
Not the first time the word cloud has said this
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550719906/#550720496

>>563788935
Uh, no. That's an odd conclusion to jump to off the cuff.

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>>563809267
her full and soft lips, perfect for long kissing sessions

>>563809267
He likes her non-existent ass a lot, also he can't keep his hands out of her hair.

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Just came from a concert, /calg/. Picked this up because it seemed coffin-coded with the pink and green design.

>>563820174
>pink
you're colourblind

>>563820264
Uh... it looked more pink under the blacklight at the show..

>>563820174
Thanks doc

>>563820174
>concert
What are you, a woman? Just listen to music at home.

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>>563816926
>ashley rape

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>>563809267
Considering whenever Ashley talks about her bodily sex appeal she mentions her tits, but when Andrew refers to anything like that it's the ass (like picrel, or when he says he'll slap her butt if she doesn't hurry up and find something in the parents' backyard), I'd say he's a sistush man. This also shows how literally me he is.

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>>563816926
>>563821631
>ashley kill

>>563820945
Bet he shaved his legs just in case too

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>>563820043
>non-existent
Not at all, Nemlei draws of this.

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>>563816926
>>563822967
>Noelle slap

/calg/ needs to do better. Violence against women is NOT okay.

>>563823336
Unless they like it

>>563822867
I like Ashley's butt

>>563825169
Ashley has a nice butte

>>563820945
I'm glad not to be the only one thinking like this.
>>563820174
Ashley if she had autism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cg_DkU4j4s

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>>563826717
>>563828369
But that's incest...

>>563809267
Ashley is just pretty in general

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>>563828897
>if
I'm pretty certain that Ashley has undiagnosed autism.

>>563816497
Jokingly grope her thighs next time

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>>563830372
I really hope not since she's literally me and I purposefully avoided being diagnosed with anything but some narcissistic traits even as a child.

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>>563816926
>harder taking anal
>correction throat

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>>563816926
>sorry small chapter
Burial will be 2 hours long confirmed

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>>563773678
>Unable to recognize facial expressions
>Is calling this smug

It was over before it began.

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>>563816926
>general faggots end

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What are you're guys' predictions for our next update next month?

>>563834041
Rape

>>563831273
>purposefully avoided being diagnosed with anything
>even as a child
Huh? Did you just mask super hard at the doctor's?

>>563831567
It's all this guy's fault >>563797152

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>>563833364
/kalg/ will NEVER end.

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>>563834993
Sisters SHOULD try anal with their brothers. It's not even incest, so normies should be okay with it.

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If the events of Coffin didn't happen, would Julia still be stuck with Andrew? Would Andrew maintain his facade of normalcy or get exhausted and go Columbine?

>>563834405
I just offered them a grand story about my sense of self importance and despising anyone else but a few people, but since I said it with a straight face and worded it reasonably I guess they bought it. Adults tend to believe children that speak like adults even when what they're saying is nonsense, at least in my experience.

Now that I think of it, that's something both Andrew and Lochan from Forbidden actively know and do.

>>563834993
>It's all this guy's fault >>563797152
BASED
>>563835178
Exactly and less risks of pregnancy
>>563835385
Ashley would finally land a job and Andrew would probably end up rage killing Julia

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>>563820037
More like her dry cracked lips
https://youtu.be/_p2WDG_LASs
>>563830313
Not pretty enough to be banged and fed by the wardens it seems. I keep stating it, they are about average for people in coffinland, Andrew probably is like one of those ugly serial killers who look shaggy but still attract women because of their bad boys vibes. Ashley is simply white trailer trash

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>sometime around last update
>wake up
>the sky is pink
>get up
>mom finally finds the binder with the documents we need to save us financially
>it’s a full on pink binder
>take a shit and wipe my ass
>the last wipe leaves no brown, only pink

She’s watching over me bros

>>563835504
>less risk
NO risk nigga, unless you wanna spread all the shitgerms in her sisbutt into her sistussy.

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Years ago, on two separate occasions I approached my sister while she was asleep, used my thumb to pull up her eyelid, and observe her REM for a short bit. Did so without waking her up. Never told her about it.

Didn't think much of it back then, because my motivation was entirely innocent curiosity. But now it just occurred to me how creepy it would have looked if she had caught me. Your brother, hovering over you in your sleep, hand on face. And the real explanation -- that I was just observing her eye movements during sleep -- sounds like Andrew's "I wanted to fuck myself???" tier, transparent, made-up-on-the-spot lie.

Now I'm left wondering if I narrowly avoided giving my sister serious suspicions of me being a perverted freak. I don't know how I didn't reflect on just how easily the whole thing could be misinterpreted in the worst way.

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good morning /calg/