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1st for anime

>>563807271
>AP3 40% durable shield with ultimatum launcher
calling it now
maybe the armors will improve stratagem armor durability to fix the blanket nerf everything got, so the devs can sell you a solution to a problem they created

>>563807461 is a based chad with a big human cock for sexing ayyliens

>>563807271
I kind of wonder though, what kind of situation would you need this exosuit for? 90% of bugs don't even have projectile attacks so the only thing you would really be useful for is maybe stopping Chargers in their tracks and saving teammates from Bile Titan attacks. Squids generally aren't even a threat so the shield would have minimal utility on that front. And bots throw shitloads of projectiles at you but unless the shield is specially designed to resist explosive ordnance it's not going to last for long the moment a Rocket Devastator enters your general area.

2nd for mech diver passive having better ergo on vehicles and gutting peak physique having the effect

>>563807948
>unless the shield is specially designed to resist explosive ordnance
oh god you're right, they're going to botch the implementation and any explosive that hits it is going to clip through and hit the arm or the leg behind it. they'd have to make every part behind the shield explosive immune if they want this thing to actually work the way people would expect it to

>>563807461
Calling it now: The armors will be some kind of bacon apple mixture of traits like extra throwing range + faster primary reload rate.

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Should I buy urban legends next? I mean if the April warbond is shit I will, The supply turret booster is cool and the only boosters I got/use are the health and supply ones, anti tank emplacement is great for clankers and the armor is cool with a good passive

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Bots or bugs 10

>>563808540
I'd save up. Technically you could use the bastion as a mobile AT emplacement, it'll just be clunkier and less disposable and you won't be able to turn around 360 degrees

>>563808641
2/4

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>do one mission on squid MO desert planet
>biome is absolute ass with watchers hiding behind or inside dunehills and calling in reinforcements
>deathball begins almost 10 seconds after landing on the planet
>first reinforcement dropship spawns in 3 fucking harvesters, next one spawns 2
>lets not even talk about the patrolling elevated overseers abusing the dunehills aswell
>casual 15 minute mission turned into a 40 minute deathrace
>mfw i dump 5 deescalator nades into a genuine horde of mosquito drones, x19 killstreak, turn around and theres another horde with overseers mixed
good fucking god man

>>563808676
I really wonder if the pivoting on the bastion is shit on purpose just so it wouldn't step on the ATE's toes
Even though it's already an entirely different (and more useful) niche
The swiggish mind is an enigma

>>563808906
One of those desert planets was genuinely awful. It had those gigantic rock formations and EVERY goddamn hill was on an 85 degree climb, it's insanity.

>all units can clip through the shield
this is 100% happening

>>563808906
It's nice when the horde shorter has hordes.

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>>563808676
>and you won't be able to turn around 360 degrees

>>563809116
I thought i was going crazy with those fucking slopes being everywhere
>>563809287
The hordes themselves happen to not be the actual problem in this situation lol

>>563808676
Bastion is kinda shit due to how little wiggle room the canon has and unresponsive teammates desu, I usually run the emancipator
Hopefully the next warbond isn’t vehicle focused since I want some free stuff instead of spending medals

>Appropriators on Shete
Guess where we're headed next, chuds.

>>563809620
>I know fully well he meant the turret but I will pretend to be retarded so I'll have an excuse to post my shitty webm
If you want (You)s that badly just ask

just admit you were btfo, kid. save everyone the cryfest tantrum.

>>563810207
trans man

>now I will backpedal after getting humiliated and I will come up with a desperate cope to save face

hmm yes i think i will use shield grenades against the 1% accuracy faction

>>563810621
>every poster I don't like is the same person

appropriators are kinda mid desu
this game is chopped

>now I will double down even more and pretend I'm another person, surely people will not notice and forget about my pathetic attempt at getting (You)

>>563811015
Unironically one of the most spread mental illnesses on this website
Morons can't comprehend people disagreeing with them
>>563810953
>lets you ignore Appropriator swipes and knockdowns
I WILL stand my ground with the Cremator

>>563811238
>people disagreeing with them
by disagreeing you mean completely making shit up?

>>563811123
your mom's pussy is kinda mid desu
your mom is chopped

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>>563783196
Aww she's smiling!

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>>563811510

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BUFF THIS NIGGER TO DO AIRBURST ROCKET LAUNCHER DAMAGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>b-but
SHUT THE FUCK GLAZER

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>faction is feature complete
>multiple variants depending on difficulty
>dozens of unique attacks and animations
>very cool designs
>basically ready to ship
>restart from scratch
>outsource them to literally whos
>completely gimp them
I've never heard of anything like this happening before thats fucking crazy

>>563811682
>AIRBURST ROCKET LAUNCHER DAMAGE
Even that shit isn't that great bro, nerftrannies might actually allow this "buff".

>>563811431
I do not follow every single argument people make on this site, so no

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I might have remembered a way to have fun killing oodles of zombies while also still blowing up warpships.

>>563811729
>can 1 tap every medium enemies in the game
>can technically 1 shot chargers and hulks if 1 of the bomblets landed on it's ass or vent
the ABRL is actually broken as fuck if you know what you're doing

>>563811682
What if, instead of air burst level damage: we instead replace the its cluster explosions with mini strategem beacons that deploy a random red strategem for each one

Is 500kg better than SPEAR when it comes to single target damage?

>>563811812
when the fuck do warpships start landing

>>563812046
Spear doesn't work half of the time and just randomly hits for 0 damage. 500kg is always better.

>>563812131
During repell overship missions

>>563812131
the mission that was removed for filtering people during the defense of super earth

>>563812363
Was it removed? I don't remember it being removed

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>>563812363
>make interesting mission types and content
>remove them from the game and make everyone play boring shit like eradicate and evacuate missions to complete operations
I love doing the same mission objectives over and over and over and over

>>563812363
Wasn't it actively bugged to never stop spawning overseers?
I remember being called in once and dying before i could move because of the amount of projectiles flying around, not to mention the framehits

>>563812174
>Spear doesn't work half of the time and just randomly hits for 0 damage.
proof?

>>563809620
My meaning was that when you're in the gunner's seat, you can't turn 360, you have to switch to the driver's seat, which is clunky
>>563810005
This desu
>>563812046
Check the wiki, the dmg is listed there

sex with bots

>>563808940
Maybe, but I doubt they put that much thought into it
>>563809829
Eh, it's free though, and the cannon is technically stronger than the mech's AC guns
Guess we'll see

>>563812723
I don't know of it's bugged or not to never stop spawning overseers for certain. I ran a few missions of repel invasion on an Agitator planet (no spawn adjustsments) with pubs and it worked fine in the sense that nothing crashed. But the landed ships would only spawn overseers and elevated overseers, and faster than we could kill them, so they would get to critical mass pretty quick.
The few times I loaded the mission on a Mindless Masses planet it would just crash as soon as the first warpship landed and opened it's doors. That was with swapping all spawns to voteless, so there might be some fuckery there, have to try vanilla to be sure.
But replacing everything with voteless on a normal squid planet seems to work fine. I can even increase the reserve count of the squid warp ships, though 50 does seem like a good number.

>>563812363
Overseer spawns were reduced during the invasion and then the mission never showed up in all the megacities that started popping up on other planets, if I remember right.

what if i kill the op? huh what if do that?!

>>563813509
we get another one out of cryo

what if i bring the SPEAR on D10? huh what if do that?!

>>563811704
I really wonder what the story is. I saw someone else here theorize that they were almost complete for release, and then when they did release the game they moved the people who made them to a different project or fired them, and then no one who was left was competent enough to understand how to complete it. It kinda makes sense when you look at how half-assed most of the post-release content they've made for the game has been, and how much of it they outsourced.

>>563813876
I'll pay an etsy witch to curse your crops

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>Solo silo
>Commando
>EATs
>Expendable Napalm
Yeah, I think it's Hell Divin' time.

>>563812430
yes, it was stealth removed

Is there any concreate proof of them scrapping the assassin squids or this is just another case of mass hysteria?

>>563813964
It could just be their retarded flat management. People wanted to work on the cool cultists, but didn't want to work on the other more boring factions or work on the annoying last 10% of the cultists, so they went on pre-vacation instead.

sex in the hellpod

>>563814098
>the helldivers launched at the start of the commando mission are never recovered after the mission is over

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Elevator pitching ideas for alternate/additional enemy faction concepts is always a decent little time passer as topic subjects go. You are given the power to expand the enemy faction roster out with an idea of your own imagining, tell us what you'd make.

>>563814182
we don't but let's not pretend this could be another
>Halo 2
>Final Fantasy XV
>Anthem
>Doom (2016)
>Star Wars 1313/Star Wars Battlefront 3
>Prey

>>563814257
surprisingly no rule 34 exists of that

>>563811729
Are you the same retard that thought devastator shields blocked explosions?

>>563814743
no I am an aimCHAD who brings lib carbine to bots

>>563814743
is that a different guy from the one that thought plasma was a special explosive type that uniquely penetrated devastator shields while other normal explosives didn't?

>>563814329
We've already got the holy trifecta of scifi factions.
>Meat
Bugs
>Metal
Bots
>Mind
Squids.

>>563814832
I think it was scout strider faceplate armor not dev shields when he was talking about plasma splash

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>>563813303
I did the Repel Invasion Fleet mission on the Mindless masses planet too, and I also tried swapping enemies. Swapping anything would ALWAYS crash. It's interesting you say the Repel mission on an Appropriator planet only spawned overseers because the Repel mission on Mindless Masses spawned voteless, overseers, crescent overseers, and harvesters. But never fleshmobs or elevated overseers.

>>563811969
>it has a 95% chance of dropping a sterilizer
Wish granted.

tfw don't have the balls to use the portable hellbomb

>>563814329
>incel war striders
Gets four incel conflagration shotguns, fires incendiary grenades
>armored fleshmobs
covered in ap3 armor
>gun bugs
Bugs with guns

>Eagle Storm is up
>this means Joel is going to deliberately not throw any attacks at us for the next 24 hours

>>563815385
Agitator repel invasion fleet didn't spawn only overseers, sorry, I should have clarified. Harvesters, orbtruders, and squid mechs would also spawn from the ships that didn't land and just beam troops down. It's just that the landed ships spawned only overseers and would do so in such quantities (like your webm) that I think spawn caps were reached.
Vanilla Mindless Masses not spawning elevated overseers sounds normal to me, but no fleshmobs is weird.

>>563815760
>fires incendiary grenades
fire expendable napalm

>>563815828
nono, the incel factory strider gets the napalm launcher on top, and chin-mounted flamethrowers

>>563815968
What if ine chin gun was a cremator and the other a minigun that was loaded with coyote incendiary rounds?

>>563815385
peak rundivers

>>563815747
Same, i don't get it how other anons just rush through massive battlefield, stay alive and get 50+ kills with a single hellbomb.

If I do that, I get instantly killed or my hellbomb manages to kill 3 chaff enemies.

>>563816319
>he didn't get the super imam to bless him before he went to fulfill his holy duty to democracy

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Let me guess - you "need" more out of a primary?

>>563816414
I was trying to farm izzat :(

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engineer gaming 3/4

>>563816420
What's in the pouch?

>>563814329
Devastator sniper
>spawns out of a small POI like a stalker
>Invisible like a stalker until about 20 meters away
>Has a railgun as its sniper, does 400 damage so it rapes player and sort of rapes vehicles
>Super visible and obvious red laser aimed at one players head with about 3 seconds of time for the player to break line of sight.
>Will move after every shot and try to flee from combat.
I think this would be the perfect balance of neat and annoying that arrowhead wishes they could have for new enemies. Knowing them it would be bugged for months, only target the host, and fire immediately with no warning.

>>563816524
condoms and C-01 forms for instant sex with leandivers during the mission if needed.

>>563816319
First off, it lies about how many kills that it scores. Those 50 kills are more like 20 tops. Secondly you can just spam the fuck out of stims to brute force making it to the target. In a best case scenario it's good to drop it on the ground and survive the attack, but any objective worth blowing up with a hellbomb is worth spending 1 reinforcement on. It's a big waste to use them against regular enemies though. They're better suited for knocking out jammers/detector towers/gunship fabs. They'd be more useful on the other fronts if other faction objectives were as robust as the bot ones.

>>563816636
They also work pretty well as a field resetter, letting you stop enemies from overrunning you and snowballing at the cost of one reinforcement.

>>563816621
Pro-tip: You don't need the C-01 form for certain leandivers, as a C-01 is only necessary in acts that may create a child.

>>563816852
Surely in the year of our lord 2184 and since it is confirmed that super earth dabbles in gene modification, they made male pregnancy real by then?

>>563816981
Ofcourse, why do you think everyone is so brown?

>>563817038
>nigger-on-nigger sex
DO SUPER EARTH CITIZENS REALLY?

>>563814329
>Jet Strider
Due to the space requirement of the jetpack, it loses the ability to fire grenades and its main guns are replaced with miniguns you'd see on the VE or FS. Unlike other jet brigade units, this one can hover in the air and do strafing runs.
If its main guns are destroyed, it will actively try to squash helldivers via death from above landing.
>Flame tank
Replaces the shredder tank. Basically like the flame tank from C&C Tib Dawn.
>Stalker Wasp
Medium sized flying unit. Will pick up helldivers and drop them from high altitudes in place of the ragdoll attack that stalkers normally use.

>>563816847
I'm not a fan of using it like that. I feel like teams that shit the bed and let things start snowballing never learn their lessons and routinely fuck things up. Your efforts to stop the snowball with a hellbomb are going to place you offbalance by at best wasting some stims as you extend into the heart of the enemy formation to plant the bomb, or at worst result in your death. Now you need to retrieve your support weapons. You're at the whim of your teammates calling you in quick enough to retrieve your gear before the enemy regroups, which is a big ask if they've been letting things get out of control in the first place.

As a contrarian, I think the enemy variety is quite fine as it is - they should focus on making more if not all weapons D10 viable since we have so many weapons and stratagems just collecting dust.

>>563815771
That's okay, because nobody plays on Eagle Storm days anyway.

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>squid defense
>everyone lined up on the stairs blowing shit up, except for green who is hiding on the other side of the boxes next to the stairs
>my mini turret spins from 12 oclock to 4 oclock after every zombie to fire a single bullet directly at his head (thankfully the box is in the way)
>it does this several times

>>563817350
>Eagle Storm days
Is that when all Eagles have a synchronised menstruation?

>>563817604
remember - malicious coding is all in your le head :)

>>563815747
You should it's fun
https://files.catbox.moe/tx0rem.mp4

>>563817604
For some weird ass reason sentries always do that on defense. No idea why. But yeah they 100% coded sentries to randomly kill you when theres stuff happening. I know this because I've never been set on fire by the flame sentry by it randomly flicking targets.

>>563817604
I still maintain that 95% of the time sentries placed within 40m of a teammate are poorly placed. The remaining 5% is when it's placed with exceptional care so that its line of fire cannot strike a helldiver.

>>563817860
>turdhead changes the hellbomb beeping to some chick just fucking scream bomb get the fuck out
>knuckleheads getting tk'd by hellbomb drops by 99%

>>563818120
It really does help yeah

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The damage to Sweden's PR dealt by a game development company's irredeemable stupidity is staggering

>>563817604
forget defense missions, every MG/minigun turrets will turn to look at you after letting off a burst if you're not careful, and will always prioritize enemies that has you between its firing line.
always operate under this mindset and suffering will noticibly decline.

Whats a fun all around main weapon?
Im having a blast with double edged scythe, but something that doesnt try to kill me would be a nice option

>>563818120
that or the megunim mod is the usual from what I see
just about anything that boosts the hellbomb sound is extremely convenient particularly with bots and explosions happening constantly

>>563818487
Eruptor but I'm an explosionaholic

>>563818487
M90A/Defender smg but I like shit guns

>>563818487
punisher plasma

>>563818487
entirely depends on what you expect out of your primary weapon
by 'all around' I'd assume you'd want weapon that can handle both chaff and medium~heavies in a pinch with acceptable ergonomics; in which case your options are the medpen ARs realistically.
other alternative medpen weapons also exist but they generally tilt more towards 'anti-medium' rather than 'anti chaff', along with generally worse ergo/ammo/etc that gives them such properties, so there's that factor to consider.

>>563818487
R-72 censor
diligence if it was a zero recoil laser

>>563818678
I bought the cutting edge bond last week expecting fun weapons, but both punisher plasma and the arc shotgun feel weak as fuck

>>563818487
talon

>>563818819
blitzer is shit but the PP is good now, 250 ap3 explosive damage with good radius and high stagger cannot possibly be bad.

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>>563811812
>tfw missed cool shit like this because the game was unplayable for me (would straight softlock and black screen my pc on map load) for a full year

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>>563818487
works on every faction and requires no skill, just point at the center mass of an enemy and shoot.
drum mags + siege ready and you will never run out of ammo too.

>>563818819
I dunno man. The blitzer definitely sucks but the PP is a good weapon. Weakest on the bugs because everything that's not a scavenger or hunter takes more than one shot and you can't leverage the aoe much. It does very well on bots and squids though, especially since it's an explosive weapon and ignores heavy dev shields/oversaar armor and shields.

>leviathans
reeeeeee

>>563818487
Bots/Borgs:
Eruptor
Illuminate:
Scorcher/Purifier
Bugs:
Coyote

All of these weapons can be used against the other factions listed, and well at that, but this helps me keep some flavor to my gameplay. You can try running AP2 or some of the other gimmick weapons, however they are not only inferior, but also less fun.

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What happens here?

So what happens to helldivers that fail to extract and get left behind? Do they get killed on the spot like traitors or are they just left to fend for themselves until eventually they die? I wonder how long you could feasibly survive after extraction, especially if you have survival knowledge.

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>>563814329
>Space pirates.

Literally extract them right out of how they are from Metroid at the concept art level up.

>Dissident rebellion,
>Generic goodguy space nation.
>Equally gonzo fascist empire like super earth.
>Actual super earth splinter civilization that was lost and now found. Two Super earth can't co-exist and must fight.

All these slot into the same broad pallet of playing against an army of other generic space army guys WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS THE TERMINATOR VIBE BOTS HAVE GOING ON.

>Eldritch incursion.

Thoroughly showcased by Warhammer's chaos, lots of lovecraft sprinkled in.

>Primitives.

Tribal warrors with scavenged laser guns. The lizardmen riding dinosaursfold into this. Others have detailed it already and these threads are the same 40 or so people repeating the same opinions anyway so you already know what this entails.


>Dogmatic alien empire

Covenant. It's just the Halo Covenant. Fanatical adherants to an alien religion in an empire of oriental despotism. Arguably overlaps a lot with the "Equally gonzo fascist empire" category from earlier but the alien-ness keeps doors open for it being aesthetically different.
>>563814868
There is no such thing as a holy trifecta of sci-fi. Or at least you are being unreasonably reductive about just how broad your categories actually are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77aqbu34NXU

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my pinky toe hurts
d10 whatevs

>>563819393
Considering you're behind enemy lines, it's not a very good place to be

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>>563817640
certainly feels that way with how often they'll teamkill

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>>563817604
I'm pretty sure they lock to targets while firing and when they run out of targets they'll just lock to anything within range. I've been lying near the flame sentry and it pointed down at me when it did its random turning and turned vaguely in my direction.

>>563819501
I guess it depends on the planet too, some are more habitable than others. Admittedly would make a pretty cool themed warbond, you could have makeshift armor and weapons to go with it.

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>>563819485
full

>>563819485
Failed to join.

>>563819121
>create public lobby
>D10
>use cheat menu to only replace leviathans with harvesters, nothing else
>have a fun time with pubbies because we are not constantly getting reinforcement checked by leviathans
>"huh weird not a single leviathan in sight"
>"lucky seed I guess or game bugged out :)"
I live being their little guardian angel

>>563817860
no video just audio :(

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Amazing

>>563818939
The libtard variants are always outclassed by later, better options for all-rounder weapons.

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I remember back on release the game would shit out a constant stream of berserkers. Now I don't see them anywhere. Makes me very sad.

>>563819686
should've replaced them with interlopers

>>563820038
it took me longer than I care to admit before I realized these are just devastators with no 'skin'

>>563819393
Once the destroyer leaves it sends a final "fuck off" bomb straight down the divers pants and hes blown up in glorious fashion that only the bravest of divers can hope to achieve

>>563820038
yeah you'll see a set of 3 here and there instead of the 10+ congo lines

>>563820445
but I want the conga lines. It was fun mowing them down

>Majority of bot planets we can die have at least 1.50% resistance with the exception of Blistica having 0.50% for some reason
Tell me with a straight face that the bots are not the devs self-insert faction.

>>563820038
Default bot d9 icbm missions have fuckloads of them.

>>563821125
does it change depending on planet?

>>563821240
Id say avoid bot factions just find a blank bot planet

I would rather fight 10 million bots and squids before 1 bug. Bugs are complete fucking cancer.

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Ultimatum-chan. But I disagree with the artists design. Ultimatum is small, yes, so she is correctly short, but the Ultimatum is also powerful and makes a big boom (and also cannot be launched far), so therefore she should be stacked, too. A shortstack, if you will.

>>563821647
I agree, ultimatum girl should be very short but packing ass

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"What kind of bug is this"

>>563818962
Popping the flying overseers with two plasma shots from the punisher makes me cum. Reminds me of the good ol days of tf2 blue balls.

>>563821897
"This is a bile spewer, it spews bile"

>>563814098
Swap NEAT for Leveller and im game
>>563816260
You can joke about it, but back then even a full team of good divers could not outkill the spawns on this mission, it was genuinely fucked

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>>563821897
You reminded me I wanted to mention the humble Bile Spitter when the thread was discussing 1v1ing a scavenger.
Anons often mentioned stomping scavengers, but you cannot stomp a bile spitter, even though they are even weaker and more fragile. Because if you did your body would be splattered with acid and melted like that nazi from Indiana Jones. Your only option would be to shoot it or kill it with a very long stick or something so you can avoid it's lethal acid burst upon death.

>>563816420
Yes, because ARs are the most boring weapons in videogames.

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>>563821897

>>563822405
hear me out chat

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>>563822209

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>>563822012
"What kind of bug is this"

>>563821628
bugs are the most fun, as long as they're not the digging underground types of bugs.

>>563822725
"These are mosquitoes, they will make your life a living hell unless you destroy their nest"

>>563822756
Bugs would be more fun if you never had to fight them on maps where there's constant cover everywhere and they didn't decide to get stuck inside of the map while calling in more reinforcements.

>be heavy armor
>spend entire mission running after teammates

>>563822209
>Your only option would be to shoot it or kill it with a very long stick
Thought we agreed no weapons
I can see myself boxing the sides of it like the Street Fighter car segment but alas it will explode and turn me into a skeleton
But for a brief second I'll be the victor

>>563820038
Cyborgs remove them completely from the spawn pool, and beyond that their spawns kind of depend on the rest of the seed. In my experience they spawn more when war striders are on the field.

>>563822725
hory shet a dlagon loach

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>>563822209
Grab the spitter by the legs and throw it at a wall.
>how many spitters does it take to paint a wall green?
>depends how hard you throw them!

>>563822725
A charger!!!

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I believe in the indomitable spirit of a local warrior here killing a scavenger
But NO ONE is killing a bot trooper
You cant even kill an adult man
Now imagine hes as tall as Shaq and made of metal!!!

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>>563819485
3/4, plat stealing last mission

>>563823408
Bro they shatter into pieces from one standard caliber rifle bullet, that shit just leaves a small hole in one of us. I bet they're brittle as fuck.

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>>563823416
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242184344301/76561199108851031
new link i forgor

People on the destroyer should speak like fromsoft characters.

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>>563823514
Let's see you punch with the force of a bullet while his red hot sword arms slap you silly

>>563823520
full

>>563819686
I have cheat menu but I have a burning rage that can only be quelled by deleting these squid fucks

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>>563823408
They will be crushed under the weight of Democracy (me).

are squid defense missions bugged? there are almost no enemies to fight. I spend most of the mission waiting around

>>563823865
Is it Mindless Masses subfaction? If so, the spawns on that subfaction are terminids level of fucked up on bricks. Not sure why those swedish cunts haven't upped the spawn on them yet.

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Sex with Eagle-1.

Mental illness

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>>563819485
this, along with the other ~35 mins, never happened

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>>563824234

>>563823416
this is this character spammed in this general?

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>>563819485
ggz frens, lotta fuckery on lava planets

>>563824010
That faction has so many problems with it's spawn rate, it's insane. On any solo mission it feels like you get the same spawn rates as a 4 man.

>>563824449
Its avatar fagging retard who should be cleaned off by a janny
Avatarfagging is a bannable offence

>>563824234
son...

>>563824348
Get that chicken a promotion

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>>563824348
i think i figured it out, rocket hit the rock near my seat which killed me, but desync made it look like i died before then

>>563824348
>desync makes it look like he got cooked by the afterburner
imagine if this was a real feature

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>>563824861
the bot who fired the rocket

>>563819485
GGs

>>563824492
Poor Helldiver locked in a ship with a T-doll

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>>563825446
We'll never forget that tire's sacrifice.

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Haven't played since the flamethrower smg update
Ahem
Fuck faggot ass swiggers
Thank you for listening, and goodbye.

>>563826007
Are we supposed to care?

>>563825446
How come G2 escaped right before this happened???
What did he know???

>>563826007
basado

>>563824234
>destroyed pelvis
SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
NOT HIM

>>563824234
My God, look at her payload.

>>563817860
>Not the Spongebob bomb dialogue
Cringe, but nice ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-YyKGoBHh8

Is it me or is the music weirdly quite after a few patches ago? Everything else is fine but music is really low.

>>563827165
>nice ass.
now I'm even more depressed that it's b0rked on my end and all I get is audio

>>563828317
nvm i can just dl it

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>>563828586
Theres just so many other gooner games out there
Play fortnite

>>563828639
I like girls with full face helmets and skintight suits and NOT Fortnite.

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>dev gameplay is visually pretty, sharp and crisp (picrel)
>player gameplay is either blurry as fuck or jaggy as fuck
I'm on a 4k monitor with every settings maxed out and I can't even make my graphics to be as sharp as this picture, how the fuck did they do it?

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>>563828718
Brap

>>563828914
Since you're on 4k try bumping the upscaling to "Ultra Supersampling", that will make the game render it's visuals in 8k

>>563829036
NTA but you should not have to be rendering at 8K for basic non-smudgy visual clarity.

>>563828914
They definitely have the raw unoptimized build that probably runs like shit but lets them take good pics

>>563828914
When are we getting a knife melee weapon

>>563830171
Sounds like it'd be dogshit, so I'm sure they're already working on one.

>>563829691
>>563829036
>>563828914
I welcome the Steam Machine because if it sees wider adoption from consolefags who want a brainless solution, it means this game will have to be optimized for it.

>>563830171
The end point of melee in this game as to have a melee items slot. Stuff like typical knife, stabbn & throwing variants would soon get powercrept by the arrivals of utility tools that do stuff other then melee because melee isn’t a meme.

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I force fed this bug Diver propaganda now its willing to die for Super Earth

>>563830946
Cute robber fly.

>>563831034
I injected it with various serums and it turned into Helldiver colors
Sometimes I hear it speak
Taking it to omicron

>>563830831
I feel like AH are too steadfast in keeping systems as they are for a change like that to happen. They seem very much okay with the idea of troll picks as well, so I don't think they have any problem with a dinky 200 med pen damage hitting stick competing with a 3000 damage ap6 portable nuke.

OK anon last week having a spergout about SPEAR not killing chargers was not lying - I somehow managed to hit it with 2 SPEAR rockets and that thing is still alive

>>563830946
Bugs are friends not fuel

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Damn. Wish I brought the car.

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i love hitting things with the ops

>>563832556
>*one of those eyeball things snipes your car before it can even touch the ground*
nothing personnell, kidd!

>>563832583
I too, do a happy victory spin

should I use autocannon FLAK on everything?
it feels superior on squids atleast

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Neither of these planets have megacities. So were just making shit up now, huh?

>vehicle warbond up next
oh it's shit. I don't even like the mechs.

>>563834272
>Call in new mech
>Pilot fucks about and wont drop the fucking thing
>Meanwhile every single enemy is locked in shooting the shit out of it
>Pilot finally drops it
>Its broken

>>563834435
>turn slightly
>every team member in 10 meter radius dies

>turn around
>realize truth enforcer inspector has been watching me jerk it to abdoslop
how cooked am I?

>>563833728
Flak only has medium pen.

>>563832583
No idea why OPS still has such a long cooldown. Should be brought down 20 seconds to match the gatling barrage.

>>563836243
le grunt fantasy you are supposed to suffer with underpowered gear

>>563836243
you dont understand, it takes a long time to reload even though you can fire 30 of them in a row with a 120

Tooth enforcer says brush your teeth
Democracy starts in the gums

>>563836482
Doot enforcers says blow your FRV horns.
Democracy starts in your car's vibrations.

>>563836479
It takes 13 seconds to reload each of the 380MM shells for a barrage but it takes 90 seconds for a single shot.
I guess they really have to spacewalk to the gun outside the ship to reload it.

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Bug Chads we have the chance to encircle four planets and completely clean up four sectors with SEAF

>>563836642
Don Bluth enforcers say watch classic 2D films
Democracy starts with Fievel Goes West

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>>563836886
>>563836243
It makes sense if they were designed properly as a "fuck everything in this area" kind of strat. Actual 380mm shells are literally what battleships fired. A full salvo of 15 of them should completely level an area but they are essentially just a slightly bigger precision strike because nordcels can't into military

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>>563837174
>Expecting bugchasers to think tactfully
Youre all on Phact Bay and wasted your city bonus (again)

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>>563837435
I hate the way cities are designed. They should decrease enemy resistance or increase SEAF by 0.5% or something because they are completely useless in long battles like this.

>Wont post the other versions because hes afraid of the jannies banning him (again)
kwab
Also don't get mad at me when I post a fact. Thats literally whats happening.

Bugs win against bots and squid in a game of chess because the bug is smart and eats the pieces

>>563837420
I wish they upped the damage to 10k impact damage and made it a HEAT shell. Essentially just the old OPS that was used like a railcannon strike you had to aim and lead the enemy into.

Trvke enforcers say throw bugchasers off tall buildings
Democracy starts with one race the human race

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>>563837598
You mean you want taking fortified positions in the city to actually mean something other than an arbitrary liberation bonus? Sorry chud. Thats space magic and not in like with our satirical grunt fantasy.

>>563838004
Ideally they should be exploding before impact and have a way bigger impact area. The fact that we had this technology in the 1940s but future earth is just letting them slam into the ground is retarded. But that's nordcels for you

>>563837420
it's never stated what type of ammo it is or how much explosive filler the round has though, or if it's just straight up solid AP

>>563838132
Seriously though wouldn't a flat 0.5% or 1% SEAF bonus on that planet (like SEAF is set up and deploying from the city) per city make way more sense?

That seems like the most straightforward easy change

>>563837420
Anon... OPS IS a 380 shell.

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>kwab
>Also don't get mad at me when I post a fact. Thats literally whats happening.

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>>563838194
You don't need to change the ammo. You just have the fuse set to detonate before it hits the ground with a proximity sensor. This technology is like a century old
>>563838265
>Anon... OPS IS a 380 shell.
I'm hating swedes in a that I didn't know is possible. In what god forsaken world is the prevision strike 380mm

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Learned Sweden has its fair share of pirate history
Get on it lads

>>563838461
A fuze won't do shit if it's solid shot bruv
also it getting proxy would probably cause more random bs

>bugchaser gets criticized once
>starts having a melty
>again

>Sweeper has zero stagger but it's accurate, long reload, medium pen so you can tickle hive guards and bile spewers 20m away even with full choke
>need to be an accurate shot at close range to one shot hunters under pressure, can't let preds get close at all because if you miss a headshot you're eating a swipe
>M90A has both insane stagger and pushback, short reload but low reserves, light pen so you can't even take out bile spewers farther than 5m with one shot, hive guards require too many shots to be worthwhile at range and it's better to just run closer
>don't need to be accurate at close range against packs of hunters because the spread will stagger multiple at once, rushing preds are no problem at all because the stagger guarantees at most a 2-shot kill by lining up a headshot after the initial
>Trident has zero stagger but it's somewhat accurate, infinite ammo, infinite range, negligible recoil, light pen but it doesn't matter because it's accurate enough to hit hive guard and bile spewer weakpoints at long range
>only gets better at close range, pred stalkers are a 2 shot kill at most with some headshots and lmao hunters
>shrieker, pouncer, scav melting machine with infinite ammo
>allows for full situational awareness because you can hipfire away while seeing any shit creeping up behind you
It's insane how much better the Trident is over all other options. You cannot lose the game if you take this gun and personally i'm here for it because it's very fun to use. They will never make a better weapon than this and if anything will probably nerf it in the future.

>>563838461
watching the shell dig into the body is satisfying. I'd rather have a different stratagem for airburst

>If I say the bugChud are having a melty, they won't see that I'm in fact the one seething

you'll never find a bigger fan of the galactic war than a bugchaser

>>563838836
agreed

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this thing right here, when the hoverpack lands and fucks up the reticle, drives me up the fucking wall

is torcher good, or a meme?

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>>563839146
>the MO
There is currently not a single planet being assaulted by squidies so why the fuck would I squid dive you stupid literal gorilla tier nigga

I like fighting squids. those fucking appropriators kind of fuck though. the big mech dudes are a pain to kill in time. anti tank feels overkill but med pen feels a little slow. Heavy pen would be nice but theres no solid heavy pen rapid fire. I'd say Eruptor, technically, but that's too slow and explosive does fuck all.

>>563839401
it's good

>>563839425
shrapnel fucks them up
maxigun is good too

>>563839425
AC or maxigun kill those mechs so stupidly fast.

man i just got here
who is chimping out this time

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>>563839684
The trannies are very very upset that people bug dive while there is no MO objective

>>563839684
This: >>563838756
Just another bugchaser meltdown

>>563839770
Did the thing
See: >>563839302

>join normie low level host
>he drops us on top of an outpost
>I land and just blow up the only spawner there
>about to go grab my gear
>wonder why I am getting ragdolled
>notice the big red beam saying "NAPALM BARRAGE" on top of me
>he dropped the barrage AFTER the camp was already cleared, right on top of all of us
>this was a recurring issue throughout the entire mission
>almost ran out of reinforcement on a d5 mission all due to non stop clusters and napalms dropped just on the team and not the enemy
I'm just baffled

>>563839409
I should change it to Galactic War/MO but you still understood what I was getting across. Calm down.

>>563839037
Calm down you know what I meant.

>>563839562
>>563839576
>maxigun
ehh the idea of getting python commandos for just the maxi seems a bit steep. the hotdogs nice but that's a friendly fire hazard like a motherfucker and I quite like the dogs breath gas rover. that armour passive in python is hot dogshit too. I guess I'll try the autocannon for a while.

>Bugchaser so mindbroken he's trying to false flag now

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Listen. You need to stop having a meltie in my general. You will not bug dive. You will not talk about bug diving. You will post the way I like how I like or you will get the green text.

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Whenever you guys argue I'll play both sides and no one will ever know

>>563840317
>ruins your god of war ragnarok

>>563840350
Stop same fagging! There's no way more than one person is arguing with me! I said no bug diving!

>>563840350
It's hardly an argument. I told them good luck with having the attention span to capture several planets in that specific order when theyre wasting time on Phact Bay and the bugchaser lost his fucking mind for some reason.

>>563839425
HMG and gundog combo is also quite good to generally deal with everything there.

>>563840440
I want to like squids but its like every design decision they went with was made to frustrate
>weak point has extra armor
>squishie tank has more health than a bile titan and can't have its legs shot off
>shields

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>>563840427
You WILL enjoy whatever faction you like!

bugGODS

>defend against illuminate
>no illuminate defense planets up
Ah, well.

>>563814329
The Rootmind, or "The weeds", a faction that's quite literally a galactic outbreak of extremely hostile semi-sentient plantd that operate as a total hivemind.
Designed to feel like you're fighting one colossal enemy instead of an army. Units are split into stationary ones that straight-up sprout out of the ground, and mobile elite units that are closer to discarded vehicles and corpses puppeted by vines and roots.

>>563840631
Charging heavy enemies in this game in general are really fucking annoying.

christ, you guys werent kidding. The M90A really fucking sucks
7 shots to kill an overseer

Game is getting very boring. We're playing a sandbox action shooter filled with over a hundred forms of weapons and yet the variety between them is fucking abysmal.

>>563814329
I want a planet full of giant cute pink kitties and unicorns
Then napalm them off the face of their own world