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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

>>563813102
I don’t wanna

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FFUUUCCKKK I'm spanking that

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doomin'

finallyzzzzznnngnghhzrnnnnzzzzzzzzszzzszz

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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!

>>563813170
*starts fucking you

Fave, casino, it's all in the mind

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>>563813102
I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!

I miss the gote porn spammer he made my penis really hard

Do you guys think Toby will try making a new IP after he's done with Deltarune or will he keep milking the UT/DR multiverse until the day he dies?

to all my ghouls out there let it be known that i am a ghost actaully and not a zombie, im sorry i fooled all of you and i will now proceed to steal all your wallets just to show all how sorry i am

>>563813498
Ghosts can’t steal they just phase through stuff

>>563813452
Said nobody ever

>>563813629
yeah, like my heart *sniff*

>>563813470
I hope he scales back the size of anything else he makes. If we can get one more Toby+Temmie+assorted incidental helpers game in our lifetimes that would be amazing

thrivin'

My name is Nobody Ever

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>One month since Toby's last update

>>563813774
No it ain't, bitch.

Fave is bummed out that they won't be able to post their new drawing they're very proud of because it's the graveyard hours

>>563813629
Ghosts can hold solid things, but liquid things pass through them... and solid things can also pass through them, if they don't feel like holding them... there are rules like that for ghosts.

>>563813731
i wouldn't mind something like a Royal Sciences SHMUP with funny gimmicks and cutscenes in between what ever else they've got cooking up

>>563813820
no, *MY* name is ain't. get it together.

>>563813829
post it now and then repost it during peak hours. or post it a hundred times in one thread, we don't have real moderation anyways

>>563813846
imagine if Gaster were used as the protagonist of a game entirely unrelated to UTDR except for that it has Gaster in it

>>563813470
I have a more specific question, if he does another RPG that isnt UTDR in the future will he stick with the mercy mechanics or drop them

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>>563813938
Here is fave’s drawing

>>563813873
good song

>>563812536
Well then why give a character so much focus in an early chapter to just never use that character and make all their development pay off? Why did Toby make us sit through his dumb backstory if nothing mattered in it besides December?
Chapter 4 should at least have Berdly at Noelles house in normal route, but that would have gotten in the way of Tobys forced yuri.

>>563814151
How can you be like this and still be an antishipper

>>563814225
Someone should put Berdly in Noelle's house

>>563814225
I wonder if Berdly is being used that way since he's a "Chapter 2 character," following the odd extent to which each chapter is treated as its own individual game

>>563814151
Ween levels critical

I hate the modern internet I hate wokeness I hate chuds let’s all act like we used to act before 2016

>>563814315
Proship is a dumb and deceiving label. I’m pretty sure it just means that you’re pro everything problematic like shipping kids, incest, abuse, ect instead of being pro shipping in general

>>563814087
I think he would either drop them or make the mercy mechanics obligatory as the ability to choose between regular fighting and mercy is too much of a staple and I'd assume he'd drop that aspect to make the hypothetical new rpg more different from UTDR

>>563814151
almost 2 years and you're still like this.
the fact that even she's been able to move on but you haven't should be eye opening to you.

>>563814225
I think the other classmates were going to be worked into the dark worlds each chapter and the idea got scrapped for a "jockington will grow the beard" joke because it was going to be hard to convince everyone to keep a secret or that it was a dream and the focus of dark worlds shifted over time thematically.

Honestly I’m more proship in the sense that I don’t care what anyone writes about. If I don’t like it, I can just filter and scroll past.

The biggest disappointment with Berdly is that he hints how he and Kris are a lot alike in being lonely but it doesnt go anywhere. The most interesting mystery in this game is who is Kris, and the few characters that knowthe real Kris like Berdly and Catti are severely underutilized.

>>563814634
posts that remind you we were ROBBED of Toriel in a dark world

>>563814718
And Undyne

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>>563814434
I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam

>>563814546
You’re not getting any mentally retarded weak pussy my guy

>>563814434
You dont remember the sjw tumblr of that era that led us here in the first place. People like this are why 2016 happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I

>>563814718
I haven't liked how Undertale characters have been used for half the game.

>>563814863
nigger moment

>>563814878
Alright then let’s act how we acted in 2007

>>563814548
But why does it have to be a secret? The Prophecy is the towns mainstream religion.

>>563814915
Nice argument. Raise your standards

>>563814896
if Alphys remains pathetic and unfulfilled for the rest of the game this will all be worth it

>>563814969
Mom I farded again

>>563814969
WAAAAA WAAAAAAAA GOO GOO GAGA

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>>563814969
It's peanut butter jelly time! Firing my lazor XD

>>563815003
No matter what you do Undyne is going to randomly fall in love with Alphys despite Alphys making zero effort.

>>563814969
* You see a series of photos, all the same head shot of Orson Welles, morphing into an unknown entity known as "The Watcher"

>>563815189
>projectile vomits in your face

>>563814863
>mentally retarded weak pussy
that's you that is

>>563815330
Why are you replying again my guy, she’s not going to fuck you

i can tell some of you play team fortress 2

>>563815378
Loool you wish I actually find him really hot and I’d let him fuck my pussy deep actually

Imagine being lower than temfag in behavioral ability.
Low functioning doesn't even cover this guy anymore.

I wasn't aware Tangy's pussy tasted so good the retard still has other retards latched onto it to this day

>>563815189
truly, girls like undyne can like girls like alphys

>>563815587
The oldfags of chapter 2 have some low standards

Imagine losing to someone simply existing years later.
This guy is actually crying and and screaming about a fight he lost because someone is alive and well.

Someone jerk me to completion

kingtard simps are still around?

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>>563815712
*taps sign*

>>563815825
I don’t have a crt :(

>>563815801
nah n00bs can just tell that you're shittier

>>563815801
Berdfag still posts here

>>563815906
Cosplayers manage well with cardboard, sounds like a skill issue to me

The thread really just isn't so great, is it.

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>>563816213
Could be worse.

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>>563816213
I've seen worse.

>>563814830
I really hope Undyne and The Knight both showing up late was connected, like she was chasing it through the woods or something. The Knight showing up late is whatever, it's a weird beast we know little about. But Undyne taking three hours to show up to a crime scene for no good reason would be pretty major mischaracterization

Toby fox should’ve just retired after undertale and also should’ve deleted the steam page once it got somewhat popular so nobody could buy it

>>563816502
But then how would he move to Japan and hang out with old men who made videogames sometimes

>>563816597
One of the cool Japanese uncs would’ve played it like miyamoto and he’d be like “roahhh… dis a rearry coor!” And then would’ve flown him out to Japan

>>563816780
Miyamoto doesn't care about games he only cares about money and chris pratt

Fave is just glad they can play SOME games on their PC while their graphics card is dying.

My pc is ten years old and I’m surprised it hasn’t died yet

>>563814969
I can haz cheezborger?!

Fave's pelvis thrust has hit the core of the sun, killing billions

Tangys tasty chinese pussy

>>563817434
No way, she's a chink?

>>563816246
My knees are okay

>>563817982
* You gain arm strength.

Tangy’s dead rotting pussy

Ooooh. Thats no good

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College Goat (Woman Edition)

Tangy but blue fucks dead mothers in their sweaty armpits and unwashed toenails

>>563818203
A daring synthetis

>>563818175
That's slop if I've ever seen some

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I wish Tobt would just confirm that Asriel looks like Arthur so all the hyperdeath posters kill themselves

tangyturd ai generating illegal cell vore deepfakes while pretending to brew testosterone in the ghetto

TasquefagbutfucksdeadtangyANDdoomdoom

>>563818253
fuck you, greg.

>>563818603
Imagine this FAGGOT cornering and then raping you

why do so many strange people draw asriel as a tranner in college

>>563819096
Projection/self-inserting

>>563819096
Gift of Prophecy

good morning /utg/

guei just found out he's allergic to chocolate
not lactose intolerant, actual allergy to cocoa powder. chocolate is not supposed to burn

>>563819096
trying to turn deltarune into a good game

>>563819096
It's not woke enough to like male characters so they must transition to the woker sex

>>563820671
did guei eat chocolate often? how long did it take guei to figure out chocolate isn't meant to burn.

Which UT/DR characters are most likely to be affiliated with the UTTP? I think ESLberdtaco and temfag are strong contenders

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>>563820517
Good morning!

>>563820749
guei does not eat chocolate often, guei only eats chocolate around easter or whenever chocolate is usually gifted to people and whatnot, he doesn't go out of his way to buy it so he just never made the association mentally that chocolate was the thing that fucked him up around this time of year until he finally survived last weekend and recovered from the hives and started trying to think what could possibly cause this same allergic reaction around this time of year every single year of his life
as for how long it took to figure out chocolate is not meant to burn, he doesn't wanna talk about it

>>563820671
>>563821041
I'm glad you're explaining this instead of Guei because I don't know Chinese

>>563820952
I don’t think anyone in UTDR would be a UTTPer. I think Sans would be a 4channer but that’s it really

>>563821041
Wicabel has known multiple people who went years thinking that certain foods just make you itchy or cause a burning sensation for everyone without questioning it and it always confuses Wicabel. Maybe Toriel needs to teach the kindergarten class that people typically eat food because they enjoy it and not out of masochism so they don't grow up thinking everyone else enjoys eating food that causes them pain because they like the pain.

I dont see why Kris would be so bound to his promise that hed betray his friends unless he truly was in love. Theres very few logical explanations beyond Kress.

>>563821424
You don't think Kris "You have already taken enough" Dreemurr would be motivated by guilt, shame and self-hatred?

Wicabel lewds

>>563821506
Cerebral post

Toby Fox x Kazutaka Kodaka collab 2027

>>563821506
most nothing darkner

>>563821865
who is ponman?

>>563821506
wicabel 67

Oh no Alphys spent all weekend dawn to dusk weighing the options between fucking either Amethyst or Peridot and forgot to make her lesson plan for the week how is she going to get out of this pickle you guys

>>563822925
Welp atleast she has my penis to sit on

>>563822925
The correct choice is Amethyst btw

>>563822925
impromptu geology lesson

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I just wanna hug him to feel better...

I think Alphys would have strong opinions on Steven Universe shipping

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>wake up
>still no ralsei bf
another day ruined

>>563822925
alphys is stupid for not choosing to simply fuck both of them and deserves this fate

Would any of you like to dress up as Kris and let me stare at you for a long long time and then maybe touch you eventually

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kris morning

>>563825640
I'm too old to be Kris best I can do is cover myself in white body paint and be Asgore.

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>>563825640
I would say yes, but for the sake of Kris roleplay it'd be more accurate to scowl and say no.

>>563825735
>>563825783
We need you both to have sex and record it in 4k for scientific purposes

>>563825640
yeah all i'd need to do is shave some body hair

>>563826424
With each other?

https://archive.org/details/Jokertale/ Deviantart is dying, Jokertale has been preserved for future generations once it croaks

>>563826669
Oh this is a much more convenient way to read this than individual Deviantart pages

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>>563813051
Hooman!

>>563825640
I'm too ugly to be Kris.

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THE FUCKING WAIT WHY IS THIS TAKING SO FUCKING LONG FUCK YOU AAAAAA

>>563828192
It is absolutely positively perfectly normal for a low fidelity pixel art RPG to take up to 3 full US presidencies to make

UT/DR fans when they experience a mere 1/100th of the wait time some other fandoms have to put up with

>>563828252
>three
Actually there have only been two

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don't worry lads
half life 3 will be out any day now... just gotta... wait a little... eerrrrgggghhhh... *flatlines*

>>563828458
is the game complete yet?

Trump should get Toby to make the game faster

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>>563828316
ur right actaully i should be happy that this fucking game feels like its never ever ever ever gonna come out ever, i should smile and eat my bugs and be tottally happy too that we havent gotten a fuckin newsletter in what feels like forever *fucking cries*

>>563828540
It will probably be done before the end of Mayor Holiday's third term

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what if Kris was brighter? lighter?

>>563828940
>lifts the brim of my trousers to look at my deep ocean blue balls from waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 even though it's probably going to suck said balls anyways
Damn dude. I can't IMAGINE what you're going through. That must suck dawg.

>>563829123
they're starting to remind me of a certain someone... i can't put my finger on it

>>563829123
light lighter yet lighter

>>563828794
>"And I said why is the wait so long? It's such a bad wait. And you know what he did? He laughed, that silly little laugh of his so I said to him, he is not welcome here, he is not welcome to America unless he makes his game faster I said it's a very good game, a very American game with very American characters that Susie fellow, I love Susie, very good. I want to see more of Susie! So he needs to get it done I said to him. And that that man Toby Fox you know he said "You're right I have to get it done thank you" and I said exactly."

Getting stabbed in the back when you're sitting at the dinner table can also be seen as a subversion of expectations

>>563823110
Kris... thanks

deltarune took so long to make we're going to get another boards of canada album before chapter 5

Now if I fuck this lightner, and she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-Shirt
Imma feel like an asshole

>>563829193
Just play any of the thousands of mods available instead of waiting for a game that will inevitably suck anyway

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Gently petting Asgore's golden hair in bed as he rests his cheek on my chest with a strangely heavy heart from something I haven't been able to get out of my head all day, and as I finally work out what I'd like to say I quietly tell him in that I truly cherish every single part of him even though I often spend my free time ogling his incredibly sexy body, but I really don't want him to think that's the only reason since I love absolutely everything about him so much that it makes me feel guilty for not saying it out loud more often (he slowly turned his head to rest his chin on me as I finished my confession and meet my gaze with a warm smile that melted away all that burdened my heart, after which telling me that he always knew even if I never explicitly verbalized it as it was written in my eyes every time I looked at him, then he concluded by saying he loved the entirety of me as well before giving me a soft kiss and turning back over once more). Rolling up monster-sized towels to be put away with Asgore until a silly mood strikes him as he ties two edges over his shoulders to fashion a cape and strikes a heroic pose, in response to which I playfully swoon before helplessly falling onto our bed with the plea that "Flowerman" will come save me (he flew over just in time to save me from dangerous lack of smooches, although I must admit that the flowing cape looked strangely hot on him in a way that felt... right?). Acting admittedly childish as I pout into Asgore's tummy upon his insistence that the lawn needs to be mowed as the forecast calls for rain tomorrow even despite just getting home from work and only hugging me a little, but he meets me in the middle with an agreement that I can help out so we can be done sooner and cuddle afterwards to my heart's content (he even promised to join me in the shower once we finished so I could "help clean the grass off of him" [clean grass off, but also make out], he is quite excellent at negotiating with me specifically)

Toby doing time in El Salvador for treason

>stay up late
>tired
why did chara do this to me again?

>>563834316
chara did that to me too. we were having a lot of gay sex though maybe that's why

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good day undertale general, what's good?

>>563834316
She distracted me by sucking my dick.

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good morning i love them

>Deltarune took so long that (news headline)

Deltarune took so long that oh my god dude I'm gonna cum I'm gonna cum I'm cumming fuck fuckc fuck fuck fuck fuck

It's Moon Fave
Woa-oh-oh
You've got the power to be their friend

Development actually started in 2012 so Deltarune has already taken as long as Duke Nukem Forever.

>>563836887
Lmaoooo

>>563836885
No fucking way

>>563837216
good boy, cum for mommy

>>563837634
Fanon Toriel, is that you!?

>>563837864
It didn't say Determination or Pie so it's an impostor

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i love these drunk whores

fave discovered that using a vibrator on their penis feels a whole lot better through fabric for some reason

Heh Freak I'm gonna eat your chalk Freak

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>>563813138

i love buckethead <3

>>563838784
fave guesses the soft fabric layer adds to the stimulation, but fave isn't some kind of sex guru so fave doesn't know

Why doesn't Toby do what all other big devs do and just release a buggy and poorly translated game I want my chapter 5 stimmies and I want them NOW

hey guys!

>>563838784
the oensi is scared and hiding