Tarnished edition is going to be $80

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>>563857000

>>563854858
>trooncake and creasyjeeta as teammates
nightmarish. no wonder xhey lost

Haha wouldn't it be funny if you and another ergoyim queued into cupcake and then decided to do no damage after arriving at the nightlord so they have to solo it and then keep reviving them until they win or quit haha

erg is finished

next time I get another balancers fight I'll pick bow ironeye too so we'll have a fight with 20 worm phases, that's gonna be real funny

>>563857610
isn't it always 3 worm phases?

>>563857000
Where’s the part where Terr cut them both in half for being gay

cocktails trigger 'negation while casting' but do they get buffed by sorcery passievs?

>>563857386
hahaha and then posting ur balls on their DMs whenever they die loool

>>563856839
And it’s going to be the same game with horse armor. Incredible.

Weh why does creasy the retard get to play with clapcake. God I'm so jealous rn!

>>563857386
it's like a little trolling huh

>>563857727
You've lost me I don't see how that's funny

>>563857785
Playing with clapcake...

>>563857695
terr is gay himself that would be extremely homophobic and bigoted and that’s not what the thread shit-err stands for get your facts straight

>>563857785
>t. guy who doesn't play with erg

>>563857768
well I mean it includes the dlc I think so it's technically a $20 discount for a $100 game

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>>563857386
You're late, Practice already invented doing that

>>563857394
Your "FUN" doesn't do enough "DAMAGE" which is totally fine providing you're good enough to meme while carrying 2 dead weights like grease cake >>563857785

>>563857941
Thats all of us really.

who said you could get out of containment, trash
get back in there

>>563857941
I've played with erg more than anybody
I have over 700 confirmed ergs
To me, you're just another cutie

>>563858085
DOS do you need to shit up every thread? Do you even play this game you fucking faggot? At least our nametards play it

>>563858142
>no proof
sure buddy

>>563858273
???

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Hotfix or update. Call it

>>563858447
Nothingpita

>>563858273
this but with the mass reply fag

>>563858386
You replied to our lolcow without knowing it. He's going to hound you for the rest of the day, ignore him and let us handle it.

>>563858447
>he thinks any random version change on steamdb means something
Poor thing

Spoopy

>>563858809
poopy...

>>563858870
oopy...

>>563858809
proper use

>>563858521
Dont talk to yourself faggot freak

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>>563858938
goopy... please queue...

>>563858085
>>563858386
>>563858523
Don’t trigger him too hard his conniptions have already started

>>563859151
I don't really care whats going on.

>>563859041
>thread shitter feels called out and instantly reveals xher's bare brown ass for all to see
like clockwork

>>563859071
naam?

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queueueueueue

>>563859210
Good, that will drive him even more insane.

Stop speaking in riddles you goddamn baboons

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how do I get myself an executie gf

>>563859439
I actually do know, but I'm going to pretend I don't. I love how specific this all is.

>>563859210
Nothing. Someone thinks schizoposting about threadcows is the height of comedy so he made one up.

>>563859519
ask sludge out

>>563859629
>>563859679
kek

>>563859313 (me)
Meant for >>563858273

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gg deathrite bird

gg

>>563859313
>>563859965

>>563860021
gg, that was the quickest I've ever seen ed adel go down.

>>563858043
I must figure out how to make it do damage, in fact I WILL figure it out

I want to cum on a Revenant main's face!

>>563860135
You already figured it out.

>>563857695
busy getting parried by Devil for being gay and brown.

>>563860184
this but clapcake's tits

>>563860184
>>563860406
Very strange posts

>>563860220
anon you just said I didn't and that I was doing zdpses

>>563860406
never met someone with a taste in porn i couldn't trust

>>563860548
Not that anon (NTA)

its prawn. not porn. fuck you

>>563859424
terrjeeta

>>563860090
>>563859041

>>563860683
God given food is better than earthly appeals to lust after all

I like bread

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GG BloodyBalancers
Based Practice being worm bait and doing it perfectly multiple times.

>>563860406
Oughh clapcake's saggers are so fat

>>563860947
>>563858091

>>563857000
Trips witnessed

>>563861321
>>563860406
>>563860596
>>563860184
Talk about the game or go back to your discord you insufferable troon faggots

>>563861447
I'll go back to ignoring them again after this reply but these double reply only type posts you've been doing for a little while are such filler garbage and one of the strangest fixations on this thread as of late, I wonder what you think you convey with that insistence, it's just kind of sad to me

>fat

Revenants who ult as we start the basement boss are MY wives

>>563861610
recursive algos.

>>563861610 (Me)
Meant for >>563860947

2/3

>>563861702
is it more cute if I ult with Fredrick or with Sebastian

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:(

>>563861610
>>563860947
Made his faggot ass bleed out from the deep wound nicely done

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>>563857386
I've unironically had that happen in randoms because it was a duo who wanted to fuck with me. It's kinda funny. Anyway I've learned my lesson I'm never saying anything on a loss.

>>563861257
gg and stuffs

>>563861772 (me)
Nope meant for >>563861447 and also >>563860090

>>563861257
kys

>>563861872
>Trantlers
>Actually invading
>Dragon cheese
Deserved, kys

>>563861872
>trantlers ACKs himself
pottery

>>563861985
What'd I do?

>>563861905
Had this happen once so I stopped fighting and walked around the outside edge of the arena for an hour until they left.

>>563861872
you deserved it

>>563862042
lol'd

lost my first real attempt at an ironman run to ED caligo in D4 because the chink host made everything laggy as shit so caligo would change attacks mid attack
this "challenge" is retarded and the only thing difficult about it is the servers

>>563861904
>>563861610
>>563861967
>thread shitter samefag meltdown
as expected

>>563861772
you're not me

>>563862019
>>563862042
>>563862147
taht was all justz bad luckies becausies I didn't know yuo colud gets stucks theres......

>>563862290
Kek exposed that freak

>>563862264
>busts out the self narration dilation when backed into a corner
Theater for the ages

>>563862401
your girlfriends will secretly hate you your whole life

>>563862502
>>563862439
>>563862290
>continuing to dig a hole deeper for yourself and still samefagging
cinema indeed

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kek this isn't going good for him.

>Drunk European hours

>>563862801
....no...

>>563863240
How the fuck did you know

>>563862945
>proves the point further
classic

>>563863119
According to him instead we’re all the same person instead of a mob of based anons stretching his anus out. Quite sad to see but that’s what he has to resort to.

gg

SHUT THE FUCK UP, TALK ABOUT THE GAME

>>563861857
Fred for the damage boost

>>563861905
I don't get this meme

>>563863374
He'll cool off on /v/ with some zelda threads or something who cares lol

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gg and hiiii mush we missed you !
Sorry for being a bit afk day 2, my friend was messaging me about his favorite videogame and I don't like ignoring my friends they're so precious and cute...

>>563861695
milk?

>>563863352
>>563863374
>>563863481
>thread shitter still mid meltdown
kek

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>>563863502
hi

>>563863675
you tell em!

>>563862264
>>563862945
Completely raped that faggot maggot and exposed his brown nature for everyone to see well done you've earned this victory

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>>563861702
>>563861857
I actually love playing around Revenant ult using ghostflame explosion and making it boost allies damage. Wish ghostflame explosion was default part of the ult :(

>>563863481
True
Hopefully he doesn’t get any deleted or he’ll start up another melty

>>563863502
cringe

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>>563863780

>>563863872
Maybe he'll just go away and play fortnite or something

>>563862234
Cc is weak…

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>>563861702
>>563861857
>>563863850
Fred is cutest, he spins. Sebastian is a little scary. I love ulting every fight as Rev so I try to have defeating enemies gives ult +0 and +1 if I can. It feels so good when you ult and someone gets smacked and loses all their HP, I always get that little happiness spark like I yay I'm helping.

Also queueuing.

>>563864056
Not subtle enough.

>>563864190
where'd you get that selfie of me and (You)

>>563827938
>>563825034
Lovely wyldwives <3

>>563864278
valid

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gg bugs

Dogshit thread quality so far

>>563864278
THIS *clap* IS *clap* EVERYTHING. *clap*

>>563863846
>>563859041

>>>>563864278
cringe

>>563863446
The only people talking about the game are either posting gay fanarts or are being told to kill themselves. Not a good investment tbqhwy

low cortisol ergie dancing 1 hour

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>>563864432
>>563862502

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>>563864325
gg magic revs

>>563864615
shame it was regular bugs, they stood no chance against 2 fire builds

>>563864498
We could start loreposting to trigger him
We could start talking about pvp to trigger him
Everything triggers him.

I miss youknowwho

>>563864728
My gock?

>>563864580
>not even trying or paying attention anymore
Sad rapedjeet status

>>563864824
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>563864861
point that finger back at yourself tard

>>563857000
Trips confirm they're cute and canon

i hate the chinese why can't they be regionlocked like the nips are

>>563864861
>>563863352

mush is the one making these creepy indian coded sexpest posts right? >>563864282

I'm gonna munch off Recluse's bush until she's hairless

They are but they use vpn to bypass their great firewall

>>563865392
Most likely, he's the one who keeps spamming the "you're beautiful" shit unwarranted.

>>563865392
That's probably cupcake

>>563862234
What is the Ironman challenge? I ran into a Depth 6 Chinese FulGAWD during my flawless challenge, and I can't believe I pulled that off that clutch, prob one of my best feats. Will prob make a webm at some point. He was animation-cancelling and going into a new attack mid-attack. The whole run was like that, both teammates from CHYNA, of course.

>>563857785
Creasy is a retard. Correct.

>>563865392
no that's shitcake only he does the heart symbols
you gotta know your thread shitters better man

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gg nightman
this doesn't count as haloslopping since damage wasn't that great, I just happened to run into it

>>563865842
New save D0 to 9999 without loss

>>563865073
>>563865287
>so assraped xhe had to reply twice
Classic

>>563865392
>>563865287
you lost retard

>>563865842
fresh account to 9999, you lose and you delete the save
i was doing it as wylder only because it would be too easy with access to duchess/ironeye and no balancers allowed either
i've had long fights on the way up but they're just boring, ED caligo beyblading around the arena would've been funny if it didn't cost me 18h of progress

>>563866105
No that's the brapless challenge

>>563866103
I played raider because I'm getting bored of my wylder greatspear holy build. Yet somehow, I ended up with two holy spears at the end. Couldn't pass it up.

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Im doing the womanless challenge u can't be with a woman for 27 years and so far Im winning

>>563866149
>>563866146
>2 seconds apart
least obvious thread shitter meltdown

>>563865392
How can you be a “sexpest” towards fictional characters? What does that even mean?

>*asks pointed shit stirring question pretending to not know the answer*
>*responds to self several times*
heh…

>>563866479
Looks like I lost

>>563866772
He's referring to mush constantly saying "you're beautiful" to anons despite the fact everyone is male

>>563866772
I'm not fictional

>>563866772
means you sound like a sexpest in general. is your only defense pretending to be retarded?

>>563865392
we all recognize Wyld superiority here, newfag

>we

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>>563866479
Trust me you're better off just focusing on yourself
t. 3 failed relationships

We should get together as 3 Recluses and pump to each other's witch milkers in a run

>>563867042
>I use words in contexts they make no sense in you’re le retarded one doe
Ok thread shitter

>>563866420
You play raider because you’re an irredeemable shitter who enjoys making games harder

>>563866672
>schizojeet fantasies awoken
Called it

>>563867337
.....waow....

>>563866884
Duh. Don’t you know that’s poopdick schizo? Silly anon…

>>563867003
No!!! Some people here are girls!

gg baby adel. thanks for the grafted

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>>563867579
Do you like the idea. You can glaze my jugs. No homo tho.

>>563867713
wtf trish

>>563867394
>i'm only pretending to be a sexpest towards fictional characters so you can't say i sound like a sexpest in my post
very shitlib coded semantic hairsplitting and feigned ignorance.

>>563867713
YALL NASTYYYYYYYYY

>>563866884
>>563867596
idiot that’s clearly pissfartanon S M H

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Time to queue.

>>563868085
No it's not. It's barely even noon

>>563867467
>no self awareness at all
like pottery

>>563868113
It's nearly 8pm in the civilized world.

>>563861872
i got led by prism stones to that spot in pontiff like this one time...

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>>563867690
You're welcome! gg Wyld man doing 2000+ damage a hit

>>563867304
something something common factor

>>563868374
No?

>>563867810
I’m not even that guy retard you’re just an ESL thread shitting faggot who doesn’t know what words mean point that shitlib finger back at yourself

>>563868374
Pakistan is not the civilized world you fucking idiot.

>>563867810
Got his ass here can't lie

here comes the cope

>>563867421
I'm better at the game than you. So what does that make you?

>>563868670
even doe obsessing over rigid word use is typical ESL projection

those who bless dsg will be brahmins
those who curse dsg will be dalits

3 for 3

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gg bug fun run nyo slop in sight

>>563864824
yes

3 times I’ve met multibarring undertakers in rando queue and do you know what the common thread was? Fucking a repeated evasion curse in their relics. Is this like the in game equivalent of doing a dung eater larp. Like you are literally giving yourself aids

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>>563870115
gg those bugs got fingered

>>563870115
me if I was brown skinned

>>563870243
There's an undertroon here who struggled getting out of depth 1. They're all worthless.

>>563870158
wanna hump

>>563870373
I don't get the "undertaker is bad" meme? She's basically a high meele DPS specialist when you get the necklace stacks going. Maybe COMPARED to S tiers like Wylder or Duch she's alright

>>563870373
I remember that activity hour.

>>563870658
No one said xhe was bad just the people that play her.

>>563870341
so just you

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>>563870251
yes...............

>>563870731
Don't spoil it you are going to force him to rotate to the next topic too soon.

>>563870658
She's really bad compared to Wylder
t. has reached 9999 twice with Undertaker

>>563870658
she has to jump through hoops just to match other melees at their base level, and offers nothing unique to the team except multi ults.
>needs to combo in a hit and run game

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>>563870986
I enjoy how versatile dex respec undercaker is and she makes me feel like Ciaran when I use dexy weapons

My last build is with HTS dormant because Helice is kinda quality ish, C C, it's fun

>>563870856
kek

>>563871113
I don't use either the damage on buffs nor the damage on r1 chains, it's situational at best, some runs you dont get buffs, some weapons are shit for it

>>563870430
let's go

>>563871151
Her damage is tremendously lacking and the fact that she needs the respec which also fucks with her vigor is so fucking annoying

>>563870658
She’s worse than guardian.

>>563871458
Yeah I dislike how the respec takes away faith
Like just in case you wanted to experiment with faith a little? No, fuck you

Also I don't like talking about damage comparations when Balancers exists, I just make my opinions from how fun each character is lol

>>563871324
then you're doing even less damage compared to other characters.

>>563870658
Jack of no trades, master of none type of character

>>563871151
How do you know what it feels like to be Ciaran doe? gotcha

>>563871585
I've seen some people running both without invaders even but sounds wayy too RNG

>>563869408
>doe
>>563868193

>>563868943
>>563859041

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>>563871682
When I play Undertaker I am Ciaran IRL... 'torias wylders are so cute...

>>563871736
it is rng, and its her only way to do competitive damage. that's the problem.

tfw they're not gonna buff her anyway.
Let's admit it this game is over
Just like Ac6

gg 3 bug, missed like 6 giants flame on the moth lol

>>563871918
are you using 2dagger though? didn't think so.

>>563872329
But dagger is so shit outside status... I could try it...

Demihuman and Crystalian Nightfarers Leak just flew over my house

gg caligo.

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gg doll sister and boy

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>>563872503
I want a Nox Night Maiden nightfarer... listen, she uses curved swords, and it has a special sticky icky moveset. Her skill is she summons her ant

that freak just flew over my house

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Guys we're not duoing anymore
See tinpo is red
Was I good

Even though the skin belongs to Duchess, she has the colour-scheme, blonde hair, uses daggers, yet they gave it to the STR/FTH retard...?

>>563873174
>tinpo wanted free from the blocked
Lmao

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>>563870986
ok but can wylder do this

>>563872298
Also Sekiro. This isn’t the first time they’ve done this. Copers need to grow up and get over it.

>>563873174
cucked

still blocking you doe 174

>>563873337
>563873337
True he left me because I'm a stupid bitch

>>563873405
Poor guy's been trying really hard.

>>563871627
… but still better than a master OF ONE!!!! GET OWNED, CVVCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>563872298
AC6 was a niche side project for losers anyway

>>563872698
listening

>We're now pretending Undertaker is the worst character and not Guardian
Did some streamer play a lot of Guardian recently or something?

>undertroons are hallucinating again
uh oh

i find it hard to talk to anyone here

>>563874156
wyldjeetas are just fuming

undertaker is best with more undertakers but nobody wants to run it
aside from that it's hard to make use out of both strength and faith on the same run so stat wise you're either a worse raider or a worse rev

>>563874432
>exepaki falseflag

>>563874325
We kind of priced him into it with the new guy roleplay recently.

>>563874156
Zorban carried too many randoms with Guardian and now Undertaker is the worst

>>563874156
shartian's revive/group invul, situational stuns, and situational 8k guard counters are more useful than anything ut does.

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>>563874003
I need them to make something else with nox night maiden
They can't give her cat ears and just not expand on her

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>>563874634

>>563874634
Those are clearly demon horns thoughbeit

>>563874849
Oh neat I forgot that's a thing

>>563874916
No they're cat ears evidently

DSGwyndolin

I wish Balancers were femboys/futas that'd be hot

>>563874634
she is for cosplaying with a griefer build

1/3 for like half an hour already, get in here pls

senpai where can i cop a xbow in slimgrave

>>563871869
See >>563863119 and >>563864861

trying to emulate bloodborne but game is super laggy i have ryzen 5600x,3060ti,16gb ram

>>563874963
Cat ears aren't that big troonie, demon horns are more fitting because they are dark evil whores.

>>563875468
That game was the bomb when I was growing up.

>>563875468
you forgot the HRT4100p

>>563875468
>troonborne

>>563873462
Correct, hopefully you see this as a sign that no one likes you and get a job and leave.

>Guardian uses his ult right besides me
>It doesn't revive
This is happening way too often lately, has ANYBODY sent a ticket

>invader spamming backhand blades ash of war without fp
Embarrassing

reestablishing communication with the ergi-humans

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>Hostcel bullying a noob with his 2 overleveled boyfriends
Embarrassing

gg big dog

>>563873467
I know, I’ve been shitting on him for it all day.
>>563875468
>goatborne
>>563875496
It still is.

>>563876723
gg. I haven't face them with melee in a while. It's scary.

>>563875354
>>563863675

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GG Dr. House. I've never seen him do that before, so he was at like 50% and he was going to start the quadruple slam AOE, but he cancelled it to do the giant explosion... only to keep doing the quadruple slam out of nowhere like a whole minute after?! What the fugggggg lmao

>>563874414
how could I make it easier?

>>563876836
We all have. you should see what have been happening to his /v/ threads.

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>>563876680
Not what happened

>>563877069
gg, would have been better if I rolled discus of light but man I still whiffed too many dodges against greg.

>>563877172
Is that ronin the korean bonfire duelist host, god he's been hosting for like 4 years lmao

>>563876680
what is that halo spell

>>563868550
got his ass there can’t lie

>>563871113
>>needs to combo in a hit and run game
This is the crux of the matter right here. And they gave her low vigor, so you can't trade. And then her re-balancing relics lowers her vigor further, just to get an ounce of dexterity. Making her a more fragile Wylder with less utility. Honestly Fromsoft is retarded sometimes.

>>563877357
It's a guy named Ronin wearing the fire monk set with Vyke's helmet. Is he famous?

>>563877576
>Is he famous?
No, just sad.

>>563876326
Where do I go if I want to submit a ticket?

>>563877745
Its a running joke.

>>563877745
yasukuni shrine. bring your kimchi

>>563878016
That didn't answer my question.

they could give undertaker a starting seal with bestial constitution or something just to trigger her buff relic, but people would just change it to beast claw

>>563878135
I know, just telling you its a running joke around here after the incident. Once you know about it guardian posting becomes lulzy.

>>563878226
Every character should start with a seal or stave

>>563878226
vitality* i mean.

>>563878348
Guardian is a lolcow magnet. This was already known.

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Recluse could start with an affinity dagger to help coctails. How come the Recluse night invader uses a dagger?

>>563878348
I still chuckle when I think of the blowout. All over group passwords lol.

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>>563878569
Cocktails are extremely bad

>>563878776
but my fire magic lightning bom

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>>563878776
I wish cawk tails got buffed again, sure it's okay they require timing and positioning, but most of them don't even really do more damage than a sorcery and take like 5 business days to cast... just make them x2 cast speed and damage again, fuck it

>>563878776
Nah they tend to be hot fire. Recluse killing a boss at 40% hp with a lightning bitchslap is always fun.