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First for fix doorman and give him viable builds again and do it RIGHT NOW!!!

rem microbikini

https://litter.catbox.moe/bzam54.mp4
me when I win 1 game after 15 game losing streak

>>563863438
character for this feel?

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>>563863223
>bush

Silver is barely C tier

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I'd fuck a monster before touching a
>negro

remove counterspell from the game or add linkins sphere. cringe tranny shit like movement

>>563864256
you will learn the movement

>>563861079
oh god not penis inspection day again

>>563863223
She's hiding the wrong arm I think

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Okay what is going on with Matchmaking today?

>>563863223
ava is way sexier

>>563864927
>today?

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haha

>>563865132
its been especially bad today maybe i should just go brawl...

>>563865153
How do you get this worked up in the meme mode, shit's over in like 15 minutes

I kindaaaaa wish the devs would die in a horrible plane accident on their next vacation.

>>563865698
I get super toxic on sb, I say heinous things that I can't take back

>>563864927
weekend so stack monkies are making it miserable for everyone. either play with friends, find a discord stack, or don't play lmao because strictly soloQ won't get added.

Death to all drifters. Tired of this toxic ass hero being able to snowball just because they go out of their way to keep killing the retarded feeder of the team.

Graves can go fuck off too- stupid weapon that goes against the philosophy of the game.

>>563864229
I enjoy ivy’s presence just so I can mercilessly kill her stupid blabbering Spanish wetback ass every chance I get.

fix holliday

>>563864927
>losing the easiest lane matchup as apollo
its over........

You know what I'm going outside, tired of all the gay niggerstackers.

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>caught something yesterday
>having diarrhea all day
>feel weaker
>end up playing deadlock on an alt since the main is still banned
>don't have the strength to rage
>actually focus on gameplay
>even when losing at the start of each match, we end up winning 2 games
>my alt is now higher rank than main by two brackets (or whatever they are called, two ranks overall, not their divisions)
Wtf is going on
Still, tummy hurts and I'm shitting on the toilet right now (countless visit today)

>>563865847
Honestly in my experience in elo hell stacks have been awful… for their own team.

I can’t begin to count how many lanes that were rearranged for stacks only to fail catastrophically.

>>563865893
>Graves can go fuck off too- stupid weapon that goes against the philosophy of the game.
Its actually not her fault anyways, splitshot is a problematic item from graves getting a overlapping beam to vyper being able to shoot through kelvin domes, to paige trying to shoot you pointblank with a contra ass bullet pattern

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Is every drifter player both low mental and dogshit at the game?

>>563866162
Well yeah, most are boosted as fuck. Free stacks for pressing 4 and walking around the map, a gun you have to put effort to miss someone with, and one of the most op ulties in the game. It's a pretty easy turn off you brain hero.

>>563866162
Yes, but because you have a 0-15 infernus on your team the 0-3 drifter is now 9-3 and is starting to snowball out of control mid game and you can’t farm your jungle anymore because he smells you through walls and because he’s given a trail to follow to eliminate any chance of juking because god forbid drifter require any actual thought to use

Man what I would give for DOTA wards. That was at least I can have some semblance of security farming.

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>>563865893
>getting dog walked by Ivy, Drifter AND Graves
sucks to suck

>>563866501
Adding to this, you get free maphack and make the enemies shit diarrhea in case you are too retarded to follow them.

>its such pisslow hours that we're complaining about drifter of all characters
fucking grim

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Sex with Venator

>>563866078
The more noobs in a stack there are, the less chance they get of getting a good player on their team (especially since most stacks don't even care about team comp or lane comp)

>>563866713
It's a very boring char to play against. Hard to impossible to shake off and it's very braindead statchecking.

>>563866713
In my experience most Drifter players are complete dirt eaters with no sense of macro who feed their ass off in the enemy jungle

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I know that ranking up is a mistake but losing ranks hurts so much..

>rem is apparently the highest pickrate hero in the game
lol what?

>>563867024
Why do final 2 towers in lane have no range protection? Doorman can just camp and throw bell at it

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>>563867051
I dont go more than a single game without one of these brain dead faggots showing up

>>563866982
drifters feed their ass off because if they dont get stacks the character is worse than trash. its either int for stacks or be an ult bot

>>563867051
>matchmaker attempts to dole out a support on each team every match
>it normally picks between ivy, paradox, kelvin, paige, and rem from what people have prio'd.
Under that criteria, I'd pick rem too yea

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>>563867051
He's a support that's also a cute mascot character, he was engineered in a lab to be appealing to a female playerbase, this is why he has the lowest winrate and highest pickrate. Get ready for every single sinner on the map to be eaten just for Rem to either do nothing with those souls or drop thousands of souls in bags to the enemy team!

>>563866982
They are almost always terrible at laning and completely rely on the piss easy passive stacking and the retarded ult to have impact.

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Gnome hero when
Plant creature hero when
Mothman hero when
Mushroom hero when
Tree hero when
Fairy hero when
Fresno nightcrawler hero when
Flatwoods monster hero when
Sewer alligator hero when
Hopkinsville goblin hero when
Sasquatch hero when
Snallygaster hero when
Hook door car door hero when
Pukwudgie hero when
leprechaun hero when
Spring-heeled Jack hero when
Jersey devil hero when
Chupacabra hero when
Centaur hero when
Wendigo hero when
Minotuar hero when
Hillbilly hero when
Hidebehind hero when
Loch-ness monster hero when
Lumberjack hero when
Sandown clown hero when
Slide-rock bolter hero when
Wampus cat hero when
Cthulhu hero when
Frogman hero when
Thunderbird hero when
Bunyip hero when
Grafton monster hero when
Phoenix hero when
Goblin hero when
Jackalope hero when
Nymph hero when
Orge hero when

>lets add another vampire

FUCKING BORING, I want more fearsome critters

>>563866590
I shit all over ivy and I cherish every moment doing so, but she is cracked design-wise.

Graves design goes against the entire philosophy of aiming and movement based gameplay and her zombos being exploding on melee is really obnoxious.

Drifter only exists to punish bad players, and any + stat on kill design is generally a cancerous concept as it’s irrelevant at high skill tiers but becomes cancerous on low skill tiers or when you have a bad teammate.

You guys think they'll ever open up the subway vent tunnels to everyone? There are obvious entry points in the underground tunnels accessible to everyone.

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r8 my b8
heroes ranked by how difficult they are to pilot (eg how easy they are to play and consistently get value from)
this isn't a general tier list that assumes the player is good, but is instead "how easily could someone who is new to the game pick up this hero and do okay (and not feed) in their first game?"

>>563867457
I don't think I've ever seen a fresh install Vyper or Lash ever do well

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>>563867457
>Silver in easy to pilot
You miss a single ability and you lose

>>563867457
it seems like the chart's reason for existing is because you hate doorman

>>563867734
you caught me :^)

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>>563867457
>pilot instead of play

>>563867681
that one needs context

>>563867435
>any + stat on kill design is generally a cancerous concept as it’s irrelevant at high skill tiers
high ranks end games in 20 minutes
>but becomes cancerous on low skill tiers or when you have a bad teammate.
because low ranks cannot end games fast, average game goes 40-60, you are only getting a 20 minute game if there is some 30/0 smurf on the enemy team

>>563867283
>>563867331
i don't see him often because he's very unpopular on my rank bracket, here lash the CHAD is the highest pickrate hero (based because he's one of the few honest heroes around)
he seems hyper popular in the shitter ranks
>>563867325
does it really?
also from these ivy is by far the best pick because you can not play the throw role known as support ans go for spirit instead

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>>563867457
>shiv in the same tier as fucking geist, paige, dynamo, victor

>>563867915
probably got stomped, and blaming team

>>563867457
i don't understand how you can think vindicta is hard to pilot
they even braindeadified her only real skill shot (crow because her ult is easy as fuck to connect hitscan)

>>563867681
Rem wouldn’t say that

>>563867628
>Noob friend only wants to play m1ggers
>He likes Vyper the most
>He doesn't want to slide

>>563867457
>holiday
>easy to pilot
very funny

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>silver is bad
>the only fucking win i've had today was with her

>>563867457
uh oh somebody keeps getting owned by good doormen and is mad about it
a new player to doorman isnt pulling off the cart > door > walker combo, all noobs to doorman ive seen barely even use their carts and just become ultbots

>>563868338
what's going on with that billy match

>>563868338
>2k on billy
did you rage quit after getting parried or something

>>563861079
I want geist to suck the life out of me holyshit

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>I try to dive under enemy guardian to go after a 1 hp support
>I get ass raped in 3 seconds flat
>Enemy dives under my guardian
>They just sit there for 5 minutes plinking me down from full health

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>>563868474
>>563868530
someone dc'd right as the game started so i just went "meh nah i'll go play silver instead" and got bebop instead i have no idea why it says 20 minutes there the scoreboard is wrong too or those people still played the match? I have no idea

>>563867953
>does it really?
It attempts to provide balanced teams from what people have prio'd down to it actually affecting your queue time greatly if you haven't ticked anything for roles.
Look at your team comps as you play, if it wasn't doing that every single m1 carry and initiator would be in 90% of your matches.

>>563866713
>obnoxious scent mechanic means you can’t juke away- removing a large part of the gameplay and there is nothing you can do to stop it (in dota at least you can play around bloodseeker’s maphacks- but deadlock doesn’t have wards and there’s no counterplay to revealing signature)
>entire design is meant to punish low skill gameplay and lack of teammwork, which makes him shit at high tiers but exceptionally oppressive at low tiers
>having a struggling teammate or a bad lane sucks, but is not always a game-ending catastrophe- except with drifter it is.
Just a punishing design for low tiers that makes having bad teammates worse.

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>>563867434
vampires are cool tho and this is a good omen for more Ixians
personally i want fewer humans, furries, and robots - and more actual occult/folklore/spoopy type stuff

>>563866078
That's why it's unplayable as a soloQ mm tries to give these losers their free win but just keep you down and as you lose games the chance goes up that you get put with shitstacks because the game lowers the avg mmr of the lobbies.

always funny seeing people fail to parry guardian

Ixian succubus (futa) when?

>>563868975
Apollo is already there.

>>563868957
>go to parry guardian as I have hundreds of times
>guardian just decides to not melee after I stand infront of it as I have hundreds of times
>whiff parry and guardian melees
I don geet eet.

>>563868957
tb.h sometimes it doesn't melee me instantly and then I have a problem

>>563867051
he's cute and unique, I like playing him
I just wish he was a little better
or Dynamo, Kelvin, and Ivy were a little worse because whatever unique stuff Rem does kind of doesn't matter when The others can faceroll and probably do better unless they're really stupid
>>563867953
I don't know if they're still doing it but looking at team comps it feels like they are
near the original leak and "opening" I remember there was some patch note that said they would balance lanes and teams with supports and frontliners but that was a long time ago

>>563869413
They try to balance the team comps but they dont tell you what role they think you are. Im pretty sure Geist is classified as a frontliner but many people go glasscannon builds on her.

>>563869218
Gee Yoshi, how come Gaben lets you have THREE vampires?

>>563869727
Once cosmetics release Mina is going to print infinite money

>>563869152
>>563869185
If the Guardian is attacking a minion it doesn't have the same frame of parry

>>563869686
hasn't it been confirmed fake as an old fanmade hero?
anyway, was the Cheshire leak confirmed fake? that one I didn't like

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>>563870181
If you knew anything about history you’d know Geist would say negro

>>563869218
dubs gets to name Grandpa Suck n Fuck

teammates watching you die as Silver and not helping to then lose the inevitable 3v4 is the most tilting thing imaginable in this game

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>>563870297
This is the fanmade one, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Valve took some “inspiration” from it

I've become reasonably good at bastard farming on Graves until I become an unkillable demon and winning off of that, but I would like to be more useful in the midgame. Is there anything I can do? Should I be anticipating fights and showing up with my tombstone, or am I just better off being a split-push + jungle farm fuck until I outscale the enemies?

>>563870181
Doorman would say Nigger, maybe not to their face but it would be his prefered term for them. Reminder he could be anyone he wanted and he chose to be the whitest phenotype alive.

>>563870181
Geist and Mirage definitely say negro as was the common term throughout the world at the time. McGinnis is some working class slag so shes either saying nigger or negro, unless if the evil babykilling corp she works for has some HR fuckery going on in 1949. Ivy definitely says negro shes some type of NYC latino amalgamation, Grey Talon might say it since negro was the proper term for nignogs for most his life, and really still was in 49'. Holliday may too for the same reason. Paige is the definitely the type to say colored/black in public and then mail the local newspaper about some filthy niggers disturbing the library.

>>563869949
Which is why I wait but sometimes it just shoots a different Minion. Must be server tickrate/my own ping?

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>>563870181
Holliday doesn't say it because she has a half-black child.

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>>563871019

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>>563871269
>porn anatomy
disgusting

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what do i do if i'm playing a roamer but we lost all our lanes so the enemy has an advantage and/or is turbofed and i can't reliably duel/skirmish them as a resulr

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It seems like it's over already.

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>>563871381

>>563871669
Time to cut that Hawaii trip short Yoshit

>>563871669
don't do it you'll just lose games today.

>>563871381
build cultist, cull waves, break boxes and >>563871705

Why does the concept of Mid Boss make people so fucking dumb?
>oh we can end the game nah lets take mid instead :)

>>563867434
post your suggestions on the forums

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>>563861079

we need a fat fuck hero that eats hotdogs and pizza by the carload he needs to have a dialogue with people like Rem and Ivy wondering how they'd taste think like the Ogres from Warhammer Fantasy

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>>563867307
Drifters face really helps sell that

>>563870642
they may have hired him as a contractor like the guy who made concept art for an occult victorian game that they flew in to redesign Vindicta

>>563872456
>mina
>honest

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>>563867434
>5
fug!

>>563872456
>Wraith
>Honest & Aryan
This is wrong even without the racial context

>>563872456
bebop and drifter belong in 2, silver, abrams, mina, and vyper belong in 1

you are sub eternus and it shows

>>563872315
Pisslow has the two extremes of retardation
>over commit to ending the match. Lose the fight and let the enemy get mid boss for free.
>missing your opportunity to win just so you can secure mid boss so you can farm jungle

>>563872456
>every support character is played by niggers only
What did he mean by that?

>>563870710
Drop tombstone if you're split pushing and you see a fight about to start, someone else has to deal with it

>>563872710
the character shoots people and has burst you have to set up properly with the team
what's more honest than that?

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>>563872456
Kelvin down
Paradox down
Wraith down

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>>563873123
>Kelvin down

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>>563872456
>>563873330
>>563873123
oh yeah and Rem down twice with calico+GT up twice.

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>>563872456
>doorman at the top of complete nigger
>either intentionally to show he's the tippy top of that category or placed there first because there's absolutely no question about it
Doorman main here; thank you for noticing. No arguments here.

Mina in honest is insane though.

Silver is the most honest hero in the game

>>563873649
i feel all early game spiritniggers that become useless late game are honest EXCEPT apollo

Restorative Shot or Melee Lifesteal on Drifter if I need a laning phase sustain? Yes, I know about extra regen but I'm not a pussy.

>>563867457
>Silver
>Easy to pilot

>>563873902
Low skill floor and ceiling, she's really simple and there's little difference between a good silver and a bad

>>563872456
Mina is one of the most dishonest heroes in the game bro

>>563872967
>has to set up properly
>honest
“Oh no, I’m out position!”
*presses 2*
“Oh no, I have to fight a competent carry?”
*presses 4*

>>563873649
>>either intentionally to show he's the tippy top of that category or placed there first because there's absolutely no question about it
kek you're right. Tierlist makers are ordered alphabetically, and Apollo and Celeste appear after him

>>563870181
Graves/Paige is as left leaning as you can get, holy fuck some of you are retarded, Seven wouldn't say it either since he judges people individually. Some of you are so fucking stupid it's depressing

>>563874051
one of the most retarded statements ever put to screen in this general

>>563873887
melee lifesteal sucks, just get lifestrike if you need it

restorative shot is worse than simply getting regen

>>563874510
It's fact, you being a delusional tranny doesn't change that

>>563874051
Silver is the most flowcharty character in the game right now, her skills work in a specific order and no way else. Post proof you've played her or I'll assume you're just typing bullshit

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It's me... I'm the reason Rem has a low winrate...

>>563874672
So you agree with me, a literal flowchart hero is low skill ceiling and floor

>>563874616
>t-t-tranny!!!!
shut up nigger, no buzzwords will make you sound smart

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I think I'm done with this game until something is done about Kelvin and Dynamo and the rest of the Press 4 brigade.
The fact that there are abilities so over-centralizing that literally nothing that happens in the match matters except 'Does this character press 4 at the correct time more than 50% of the time' means that there's literally no point in even trying.

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we're buddies!

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IN HERE
I AM KING

>>563874978
I accept your concession, silvertranny

>>563875047
post silver games, you most likely have more than i do

>>563874978
>sound smart
Anyone that throws tranny around when not talking about actual trannies is just an engagement baiter you should Ignore.

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>>563875039
>In Here
>I AM KING

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>>563871363
It's called sex anatomy.

when the fuck are they adding the troubadour as playable character
his ult should be raping female heroes

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You cannot keep the Wightman down Jakoids.

>>563872456
>Kelvin
>Paige
>Paradox
>Bebop
honest
>Vyper
>Venator
>Mirage
dishonest
>Sinclair
tard fuel
>Mo & Krill
tard fuel (but sometimes based)

>>563875401
Knockup spam

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Does this mean they're amping up production or are aiming for quicker, shorter batches of hero releases?
I wouldn't be against changing it a bit with a new hero every 2ish months. The wait for the second batch was hellish especially when they teased a potential dec release that never came.

>>563875742
No wonder she wants to get her tubes tied...

>>563875954
this is insanely fake and gay

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>Complain about random hero
No one really gives a shit
>Complain about the 3 highest winrate heroes(Dynamo, Seven, Infernus all 54+wr in ascendant+ btw)
YOU'RE SHIT YOU'RE SHIT YOU FUCKING SUCK JUST JUMP HIS STOMP JUST CLEANSE HIS STUN JUST DON'T STAND ON FIRE YOU'RE GIGALOW AND TRASH AT THE GAME

>>563874860
You've got it backwards, how is strict stifling gameplay low skill ceiling and floor?

Okay, what makes Infernus good outside of his dash? Afterburn fucking sucks if he doesn't get souls and you can bully him in lane if you can perform the most basic schmovement.

>>563873743
Mina only seems useless late game when I try to play her. Other minas get fed, dodge infinite skillshits with their 2 and counterspell, then cleave execute triple kill half our team. Mind you I'm relatively shitlow - where my doorman shittery works wonders - but also teammates just let mina shoot them.
>>563874321
Yep I noticed that too lmao.

It doesn't matter how good you are. There are 5 other retards who will throw any chance of you winning.
What's the point?

>>563876153
Most posts like that come from people who are gigaboosted by onetricking OP heroes. Remember Victor downplayers?

Tried out bebop today.
Does the "lowest relative to skill rating" do anything? I was put into games at my general rank, when I was assuming i'd be put in lower ranked games.

>>563876257
Having more options means more complexity, a literal flowchart means there is none

>>563875954
i dont want to play as an edgy old person i want to play as a hot girl with big tits

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>>563876458
Boosted shits are extremely vocal about their mains being fair and balanced.

>>563868357
i've seen several people new to doorman try to emulate joechuck in their first game
that doesn't mean they're effective at it

>>563868650
You are parrying tower right?

>Team's Rem puts a helper on a sinner right in front of me as if I'm not just going to punch that shit off and take it for myself
They seriously need to remove the ability for him to take sinners for free, Rems end up griefing their team no matter which side's sinners they take

so aint nobody gonna talk about how seven 2 is infernus ult but better and on lower cooldown fr

>>563874829
bro this isn't even unusual the hero literally just sucks dick in solo queue. what good is a sleep when no one reacts? what good is map pressure and stealing resources when your teams shit anyways? he does nothing outside of improve macro for his team and if people aren't focused on macro at all it makes no difference.

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>>563875483
>they updated the memes so newfags would get it

>>563875385
>>563875954
It's really hard to get excited about a 3rd (4th?) vampire even though his general design aesthetic is in my wheelhouse.

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>enemy team has paradox holliday

>>563877154
This vampire is different because he sucks people off. I mean their blood.

>>563874246
her ult is shit and significantly worse than dynamo's 4 lmao
it only really punishes morons and only when your teammates are there

>>563877154
>Implying he isn't hyped for THE RIPPER

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they don't understand the things i say on twitter

>>563877473
I dont see how you can outsmart a targeted kidnap that applies slowing hex though

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>>563867434
bro no way they made /dlg/ posters a cryptid?

>>563875385
looks better here with the norwood

Why is every picture of this guy completely different

>>563877705
warp stone
lash's ult is a thousand times better, too

>>563877647
All my niggas mystics. hail the hidden king

>>563867457
Yamato is not easy to play wtf

>>563877473
>M1 carry's ult is worse than the best ult in the game
Yeah no shit. Historically this would be the case in Dota but zoomers are used to LoL carries that have ults that instantly kill the entire enemy team.

>>563875385
He looks hotter when critical

>>563877473
>Wraith downplaing
Worse even
>Wraith ult downplaing
Holy fucking shitter get the rope.

>>563877840
>get to latch onto people and basically be teleported right next to them
>overtuned as fuck and gives +40 SP so you can rape everyone with just 3 ability points invested
>get to ult for free mid boss contest and get out of jail free retard card because you're immune to all debuffs as well
>ridiculous fucking nukes on ridiculously low CD
yeah so honest!!!

>>563877647
>half life symbol near his chest
HOLY FUCKKKK

>3rd vampire
>still no incubus hero

>>563878130
its literally one of the easiest ults to counterspell

>>563878110
Literally everyone does

>>563878145
my favorite
>also tanky as shit
>moment you buy witchmail, bad teams can't stop you anymore from how insanely often her 3 fires healing her greatly to go with her 2 causing her to relocate everywhere spastically

>>563878287
Not Viscoos

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>still no female Ixian

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE
ONE FUCKING GOOD GAME AND NOW I'M CONSTANTLY MATCHED WITH SOME FUCKING SKILLZORDS THAT MAKE ME FEEL CONSTANTLY USELESS IF I'M NOT ON A 24/7 LANE JANNY DUTY AS SOME FUCKING SUPPORT CHARACTER SINCE I CAN'T CONTRIBUE FOR SHIT AS ANYONE ELSE
I FUCKING STARTED PLAYING 3 DAYS AGO I'M NOT EVEN 20 HOURS IN
TAKE ME BACK TO SHITTER LOBBIES NOT THIS TRYHARD SHIT

>>563878448
Abrams sized Ixian mommy soon. Believe it.

>no male werewoof UwU

>>563878487
FUCK THIS NIGGER BULLSHIT I'M NOW A DYNAMO OTP

>play gun ivy
>had fun
>don’t wanna keep playing her because i’d be one of “those guys”
fuck you all for wanting to fuck this thing

>>563878582
holy fuck I want a furry bf already

>>563878487
the cocks in your ass today are a lesson on how to fuck the ass tomorrow
keep going brother

WHY CAN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN A WOMAN WHY WYH WHY WHY HWY WHY WHY WHY

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I love my wife so fucking much

>>563878703
>pick the worst scaling gun in the entire fucking game
>"wow this feels dishonest"
no I can assure you you're just retarded and incapable of analysis. capacitor works better on literally anyone else with a rapid firing gun.

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>>563878703
You are the one making it weird

>>563878791
IT'S NOT A LESSON IF THEY'RE FUCKING ME SO HARD I'M LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS SO I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY LEARN FROM IT

I'm eternus 6 and trans, if it matters

>>563868129
Vinny sniper should be a very fast projectile. I am willing to die on this hill.

>>563878703
imagine letting anonymous basket weavers dictate what you enjoy in life

>xhe's not eternus 7

>>563878837
i didnt say it was dishonest you braindead retard i was saying ivy players usually play her because they want to fuck a weird stone monster and i dont wanna be in that group

Mina's love bites is far more dishonest than Infernus afterburn. It's not even a contest.

>>563878867
also those are just regular players, the game doesn't have anyone oppressive skill floor until e4+

>>563878875
I want you to know that you are valid and beautiful and we support you.

>>563879015
hands blacked with soot typed this post

>>563878978
Im phantom 10 and I main Silver

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I've played this game for over 100 hours now
I'm only Alchemist 6 or w/e

What do I have to do to get to a significantly higher rank over the next 100 hours? Seriously.

>stand in Infernus's feces trail for 0.9 seconds
>600 damage
This shit is gay as fuck

>>563879013
I suggest you learn how to fucking type then you ESL nigger

>>563878703
for what it's worth, anon, people only assume you want to fuck the character you're playing if you eat shit (see: new mina players)

>>563879195
stop playing silver

>>563879195
vro it takes 500 hours for ritualist lol

>>563879220
>get afterburn + toxic bullets proc
>1200 damage
I LOVE DISPEL MAGIC META AND HOW ESSENTIAL IT IS TO NOT JUST DIE TO 1 SECOND OF FACE TIME. I LOVE HOW HE CAN SIMPLY REAPPLY IT INSTANTLY ANYWAYS. I LOVE PASSIVE SLOP M1GGER CHARACTERS RUINING THE GAME!!!

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>>563879195
Over the next 100 hours try to play at least 400 hours

>>563879245
anon you're just a retard

Cage maxxing warden honest or dishonest?

It’s just so much fun to piss op hero players off with back to back to back to back cages

>>563879440
nta but i interpreted your post the same way. shape up

>>563879337
I'm Ritualist 5 with 270 hours thoughever

>>563879509
I'm not >>563878703
Interpreted anon's post just fine

>>563878551
>DUDE MUSCLE MOMMY!!!!
Stop with this performative shit and let women look like women

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I can't focus on the game with Mina's goonbait ass in my face,.....

>>563879440
you're an esl nigger that needs to learn how to form sentences.

>>563879723
The new skins are crazy

>>563879337
>>563879664
This aint Marvel Rivals. You dont get a higher rank by grinding in this game. You have to actually improve your gameplay or Yoshi doesn't let you move up. He lets you get carried on 10 game win streaks but your rank stays the same.

>>563879723
desu the skirt is hotter

>>563879673
good morning sir

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>>563879696
I like all kinds of women

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>>563880009
>I like all kinds of women

>>563878978
i'm just seven

Quick reminder that if you're not in the secret playtest, YOU ARE SHITLOW!

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>>563880406
Are (you) in the secret playtest anon?

>>563880537
Yeah but Gaben will send gorilla warrior black ops soldiers to execute me and my family if I leak anything

>>563879815
this anon speaks the trvth
tastefully lewd > dressed like a harlot

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Can you learn to love me too?

>>563879815
The skirt is hotter because of the idea of Mina being nopan under it

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>3 vampires before one classic american cryptid

>>563881264
what cryptid would be first in? i like the idea of that

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>>563879696
>performative
You are a brainless faggot with no internal monologue

>>563878837
how do you build gun ivy? toxic bullets like buuuuuuh every other build?
i tried doing thorn spam but you can only keep people in the chudzu for so long

>>563878867
the cocks in your ass today are a lesson on how to sissygasm forever
keep cumming sister

>>563881369
>Mothman
>Bigfoot
>Grey Alien
>Innsmouth Fishman

>>563881595
how would they handle the quirky voicelines with those kind of characters tho?

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>>563881369
Who else but Bigfoot? Plot twist: he's a Tiny copy and starts the game as Smallfoot.

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>>563881369
HES IN

>>563881395
Ivy gun is terrible. Her best options are Titanic Mag, Tesla/Capacitor, Weakening/Crippling headshot. Then you build spirit and greens

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>>563881369
>>563881595
>>563881679
>>563881759
>Bigfoot is added
>He has character interactions with a journalist/photographer character who basically fanboys/girls over him and REALLY wants to take a photo of him
Kino...

>>563882120
It's crazy that people pissed and shat their pants over this when the walk gives away it's a dude in a suit.

why do people only cry about mirage beetles being a free inhibitor, but not nigfernus afterburn also reducing outgoing damage by -35% when burning

>>563882001
Why so many character have fake arms in this game? Some of them aren't even part of the Baxtuh society

Bigfoot's a true melee character and he has a stomp ability that makes his stomps hit harder and feet get bigger for every kill he gets with them

>>563882285
Everyone complains all the time about how bloated nigfernus kit is. But nigfernus is simply not allowed to be bad, just like gaybrams.

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>>563881369
Flatwoods monster because they could make it a cute monster girl

>enemy gets ahead slighty
>can keep securing urns forever
>0 chance of coming back
Yoshi, kys

Please I just want a normal match on my skill level. Do I really need to throw so the game starts thinking I'm a shitter again? Do I need to go 0/20?

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5 other people is just too many to carry.
Every other match is unwinnable because a lane went 0/11.

>>563882543
The game is rampant with smurfs in every single rank, you can't escape them

>>563882680
your obj damage?

>>563882680
Yeah, this game fucking sucks now. You use to be able to carry 5 other retards but after all the gimping of all the heroes now it just not possible.

>>563882685
I just can't fucking do anything. Give me a character that always contributes something. I'm fucking tired of trying to play normal characters against fuckers who've been clearly playing for far, far longer than me.

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>>563882829
It was pretty high, considering the other lanes couldn't even take a guardian.

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Jersey Devil when

>>563883126
i'm already playing the game?

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>>563882120
>Stealth tank roamer with an electric burst.
>Ultimate has him phase out and do a slow walk that disables and or silences an area for a duration.
>Characters inside the ultimate hear forest ambiance with different Bigfoot calls sampled from all those hunting Bigfoot shows.

billy is unironically the most honest character in the game