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>>59177896
Who wins? 1 billion lions or ME?

>>59177896
This question has been asked for CENTURIES...

>>59177896
Lions

>>59177896
The Lions win...
...against the sun, not against the Pokemon.

>>59177896
There are more than 1015 Pokemon. That picture is outdated.

>>59177896
Me

>>59177896
The Pokémon win because you have Dialga, Palkia, Arceus, Mega Rayquaza, Primal Groudon and Kyogre and if you include nu Pokémon, you get powercreep mons like Ultra Necrozma and Eternatus. Those are gods that can end reality.
But if you delete all legendaries, the lions win.

Lionchads stay winning

>>59177896
>pokemon moves only hit 2 opponents at a time at most
>no way for pokemon to restore their PP
each individual pokemon has to kill what? just under a million lions each? i think the humble KINGS of the jungle would take it

>>59178068
>using game numbers to try to simulate how a real pokemon would behave
try again

>>59178072
>just ignore exactly how pokemon operate because it doesn't support my headcanon
el oh el

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Everyone who says the Pokemon win is a manchild.

>>59178072
Then the lions all dodge then use tackle, oneshotting the pokemon

>>59178072
Okay
What rule format are we using?

As long as SHEdinja has Wonder Guard, the Pokemon can at least not lose.

Mega Meganium alone wins. It can channel the unmatched power of the sun. Even when it's raining.

>>59178068
>no way for pokemon to restore their PP
If they wait for a while their PP restores, this has always been canon but it's a game mechanic in SV. Rayquaza can solo from the stratosphere.

>>59178102
>delcatranny breaking the rules by being an avatarfag
>always the wrong opinion
kek some things never change

>>59178445
>but it's a game mechanic in SV.
I thought game mechanics were off the table?
Make up your mind

>>59178465
Learn how to read retard, it's not only a game mechanic but something established everywhere in the franchise. Your only wincon was making pokemon lose all their PP and struggle, now that we know they can just wait a while and continue hyper beaming the lions, there's literally nothing lions can do to win.

>>59178068
Akshually you could use something like Funbro or Revival Cats to get infinite PP

Ferrothorn solos unironically. its steel barbs can damage multiple attackers at once and Ingrain + Leftovers can outheal the lions' damage

>>59178102
You literally pretend to be a Delcatty. Your opinion means nothing.

Either the Pokemon are more like regular animals with superpowers, in which case they can use their attacks infinitely but need to eat and sleep; or the Pokemon are like how they are in the game, in which case they never get tired but will run out of PP.

In either scenario the lions win.

>>59177896
>all Pokemon combined can only match the might of a single T-Rex
A small pride of 30 lions handle all Pokemon and then rape them as they please

Can someone explain to me how lions can approach Ultra Necrozma, which is over 6000 degrees? How do they manage to defeat those with a metallic structure, like Steelix or Registeel, for example? Not to mention things like Heatran or Magcargo which are both very warm and sturdy. How do they even touch ghosts? Living beings in the real world can't.

I don't even want to do them all, but there are some where it's physically impossible for a lion to win, no matter how many.

And I'm not even talking about possible combinations like Eternatus, which could transform Pokémon into Dynamax. Or Kyogre, which can stay in the abyss while endless rain and tidal waves ravage the world on the surface. Because lions are terrestrial animals, not aquatic ones.

>>59179259
One single Pokemon can beat an infinite number of Lions, if given enough PP, health, and distance.

Guzzlord eats all the lions

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>>59179259
>Can someone explain to me how lions can approach Ultra Necrozma, which is over 6000 degrees?
Build a wall of dead lions to block the heat

>defeat those with a metallic structure, like Steelix or Registeel
Crush it under the weight of countless lions pilling onto of it.
>things like Heatran or Magcargo
Pee/blood on them, which while small after hundreds of thousands of lions would cool and harden the magma bodies.
>How do they even touch ghosts? Living beings in the real world can't.
Bite is dark type.
>Eternatus, which could transform Pokémon into Dynamax.
max moves kill other pokemon in collatoral damage
>Kyogre, which can stay in the abyss while endless rain and tidal waves ravage the world on the surface.
Disqualified due to ring out. It's a fight not an outlasting contest. If they just had to survive the lions could just sit there and breed until the pokemon eventually died off due to their small numbers and various environmental instabilities they'd cause. The legendaries would likely be met with military intervention.

>>59179348
>Build a wall of dead lions to block the heat
At that temperature, your wall will vaporize without Necrozma lifting a finger; the strategy is ineffective. Furthermore, lions can't build walls either; you can't give them powers or intellectual abilities they don't possess.

>Crush it under the weight of countless lions pilling onto of it.
Lions are incapable of establishing such a strategy, and it would require sacrificing a very, very, very large number of them.

>Bite is dark type.
Lions are animals, not Pokémon. Therefore, they are not imbued with type energy. Lions, therefore, have no type; their bite is not Dark-type. A real-world lion is ineffective against an intangible ghost, so they can do nothing.

>max moves kill other pokemon in collatoral damage
Pokémon have demonstrated the ability to cooperate with each other; it's not even a problem.

>Disqualified due to ring out.
No, the battlefield is the entire planet. Fish have the right to be in the water. There is no terrain that can contain 9 billion lions.

> If they just had to survive the lions could just sit there and breed until the pokemon eventually died off due to their small numbers and various environmental instabilities they'd cause.
They can do nothing against any legendary being capable of destroying the world.

>The legendaries would likely be met with military intervention.
These are lions fighting, not humans.

>>59178790
>or the Pokemon are like how they are in the game, in which case they never get tired but will run out of PP.
A short rest fully replenishes their HP and PP though

>>59179259
>retard that takes the pokédex literally
You think those figures are accurate when trainers never have any issues being within vaporisation range of Pokémon? They're either grossly exaggerated and therefore irrelevant. Or the Pokémon world has different physics that makes said temperatures irrelevant.

I'm not even arguing for lions, I just think that people who believe pokédex entries are fucking stupid.

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Charizard? STOMPED.
Arceus? DEFEATED.
Mewtwo? HUMILIATED.
Necrozma? BURIED.
Kyogre? DECIMATED.....
...BRING ME ANOTHER JOKEMON

>>59179729
Rexy jobbed to a bunch of atrociraptors anon, a budew roflstomps that washed up hag

>>59179653
Why would trainers get vaporised when pokehumans are part pokemon and thus way stronger than your average human, did you forget when a 10yo pokehuman can casually have a 100kg hippopotas on their head?

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>>59179653
>blocks (You)r path

anyone who says lions is trolling and/or retarded

>1000~ Pokemon
>300 HP at level 100
>300,000 health in total
>if every lion uses bites, even if they only deal one damage each, they only need 300k lions
Damn I'm smart.

>>59177896
Lions because they attack in the night.

>>59178048
>runs out of PP in your path

>>59179947
Lions don't have pokemon moves.

bro... what if... the lions.... transformed... into a helicopter...

>>59177896
Avengers Endgame

>>59177896
Hard counter against the lions might be something like Hoopa that can travel into different dimensions. It could just hide and wait for about 30 years outside of their range, and come back to a bunch of dead lions.

This basically depends entirely on a lion's speed stat

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Why are they battling each other

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>>59180066
lions will just breed more lions and Hoopa will have 2 billion lions to defeat.

Perish Song

>>59179259
The weight of thousands of lions will squash them like a pancake. Will some of the lions die? Of course. But there are plenty more lions to spare.

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>>59180475
>weight of the lions
that's negligible, even the weakest mons like happiny can bench a thousand lions.

Can lions terastalize?

>>59180492
>a thousand
You could allocate five thousand lions worth of crushing force for every single pokemon and it would still leave 995 million lions left.

>>59180524
Pokemon can just use the lions to bludgeon the others, it would be like happiny playing a musou were lions are the fodder enemies.

>>59180473
kills the pokemon faster than the lions

Legendaries aren't invincible. All it would take is one lion to take a bite of Dialga's leg. Then another. Then another.

>>59180948
He’s metal thoughbeit

>>59178068
Actually, Earthquake lists it's targets as "all"

>>59180948
Dialga can levitate effortlessly, automatically putting it out of reach of lions.

Its body is made of steel and diamond, materials that a lion's bite would barely damage.

Oh, and in Diamond, it's preparing to destroy the universe.

Dialga alone, it single-handedly defeats all the lions.

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lions because pyroar abides by the lion bro code and defects against the pokemon

>>59180510
Yes

>>59181058
>its body is made of steel and diamond
Maybe, you can damage it with a storm of leaves or a punch from a big monkey. Maybe it's not literal diamond, as much as Palkia isn't made of literal pearls which would make him easily destroyed by lions
>levitate effortlessly
Lion tower

>>59181343
>Maybe, you can damage it with a storm of leaves or a punch from a big monkey. Maybe it's not literal diamond, as much as Palkia isn't made of literal pearls which would make him easily destroyed by lions
However, you seem to forget that Pokémon's abilities far surpass the strength of living beings or elements in the real world. Real leaves, for instance, could do absolutely nothing to Dialga.

>Lion tower
No, lions are incapable of doing that. You must respect the characteristics of a real lion.