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Why are trainers allowed to use potions in battle? It’s cheap as fuck and makes no sense.
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>get it guys the joke is he's gonna put a buttplug in gardevoir
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>>59183094
Because it's a JRPG?
If you're allowed to use items, why wouldn't the NPCs be as well?
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>>59183094
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>>59183094
That's just a hairpin, right?
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>>59183124
Nobody should be allowed to use item. Nuzlocke type shi
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>>59183124
>>59183149
Potions are stupid.
As the player you can trivialise the entire game by just getting a crapton of them because there is no limit how many you can hold or use per fight.
If enemies use them it's annoying and stupid, especially if you don't opt for using potions.
Pokémon Clover actually had a smart policy where you could only use a limited amount of potions for each fight and so could the enemies. Don't remember if it was 2 or 3.
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>>59183197
The thang is tho that it wastes a turn so you heal your guy but the other guy hits you and reduces your hp anyway. Revives are the real cheat because you can just sacrifice a nearly dead shitmon to bring back a guy full hp
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>>59183208
normal revives are ok, but they should delete mega revives
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If you stop and think about a Pokémon battle, how would using a potion even work? You can’t call a timeout in the middle of the battle to have your Pokémon come over to you while you spray it and take care of it.
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We should kill all safe edgy faggots.
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>>59183208
They should just make a rule "You can only use up to 3 potions or revives per battle, 1 if it's a wild Pokémon".
Applies to players and enemies.
Problem solved.
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>>59183248
They should do that.

Then they should also give everybody 6 pokemon.

Oh, and have most players use more than one type.
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>>59183108
>Get it the Gardevoir is male so the plug is gonna go in, as he moans and cums on the pavement
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>>59183312
That's cute and hawt.
He can cum on my face.
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>>59183129
I don’t get this one. Is she overworked?
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>>59183312
>>59183322
male garde is for gentle and loving frotting in private not bullying
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>>59183519
You are right if he does not enjoy it.
What if he does enjoy it though.
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>>59183523
he's my pokemon I decide what he likes
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>>59183530
>>59183519
Does he like docking?
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>>59183532
his foreskin is too short and I'm circumcised
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>>59183094
I just realized Emma's licking one (I assume a Meowsticite) while Espurr's holdingna gun to its head
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>>59183519
>in private
Then why does he get so hard in public
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>>59183774
He can't help it! You try being naked in public.
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Gardevoir can cum on my face in public if he wants to.
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>>59183519
Mine fidgets uncomfortably if something isn't in his ass so I think you're lying to me
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>>59183197
Witcher have "potion toxicity" bar, I think a few more game have that, too. Might be adopted for Pokemon

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