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noticing a trend where vr users who say they love n64 play the most awful dogshit games for retarded toddlers. was it always this way?
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>>12514237
those are not awful dogshit games, ad they’re not for toddlers. i’m talking about the real dogshit n64 stuff like quest 64 that is unplayable for an adult who has discernment beyond ‘bright and blocky and colorful, good’ but then you expect them to pull out a hidden gem to prove n64 is better and they have more dogshit. there are good n64 games. no one on vr plays them, they play retard fodder
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>>12514232
N64 actually had very few kids games.
Pokemon snap, yoshis story, arguably mario party. There was a mickey mouse game on it of some kind. The N64 was still at the tail end of the "play it loud" era and wanted to distance themselves from kids games.
It wasnt until gamecube that nintendo returned to being the go-to kids console.
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>>12514295
Apparently it got an elmo game or something too, but out of its library far less is actual kid stuff.
Mascot platformers are not kids games, banjo and mario flagship games are accessible to kids but not made for kids.
Most of the actual kid titles remained on gameboy in the 1990s, like pokemon and the barbie games. When pokemon got big enough,snap and stadium were added to N64 as simple cash grabs.
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>>12514232
All my friends who had a Nintendo 64 were kids of single mothers.
I think the Nintendo console served as a father figure, which explains the total obsession and devotion of the Nintendo community to its consoles, especially the N64. This is also why "dogshit games" are so valuable to them.
In a few words: it's a combination of childhood trauma and nostalgia.
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>>12514320
>Mascot platformers are not kids games
op was using hyperbole, and he meant bright and colorful games that kids would enjoy rather than deep games like gran turismo. n64 is littered with them
>>12514335
change your diaper
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>>12514356
>deep games
>Gran Turismo
tuning your suspension and gear ratios isn't that deep, anon
motorsports games are about as normie friendly as it gets outside of sportball, and I say that as a 'Tismo and rally racing fan
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>>12514237
Noticing a trend in which certain people take criticism of a console as a personal attack
>>12514335
This board has been completely awful since the hack. Wish the old janny were back.
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>>12514356
Playstation has 100s of things like pic related, just as "colorful" as whatever N64 games keep you up at night. Everything from flintstones to parapa the rapper (find a more colorful game than parapa, I'll wait). Playstation was the "wii of the 90s" when it came to shovelware kids games.
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>>12514382
Also no disrespect to parapa, legit excellent title. Just using it as an example here.
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>>12514381
I just want people to share games they like and maybe offer advice and shit
instead we get faggots either arguing with each other or themselves about the dumbest shit imaginable
I didn't even engage in this shit as a child, it's fucking sad
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>>12514374
you can strawman a part of what i said and try to dismiss my point but you know damn well there is not a single n64 game that has the same level of detail. there are plenty of other games, but obviously you will be a little faggot and try to deflect and dismiss my point.
>>12514382
learn to read, my point is n64 faggots talk mainly about kid shit. ps posters here don’t
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Snoyboys trying so hard to act more mature and dark than teddies then they go play anime twink in gay Disney princess land shit the game.
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>>12514393
I wasn't even thinking about the N64 when I said that, lmao, just GT itself
it's 2026, brother, you can play anything and everything you want
yet you let console war bullshit live in your head nearly three decades after all the other children grew up and forgot about it
I feel sorry for your sad ass
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>>12514417
video games are all essentially for children, anon
there's a reason why they were all sold in toy stores and used a simplied controller interface instead of a mouse and keyboard
not even saying PC was for true hardass mature types, but you can only make a console game so complicated and still be appealing to the playerbase
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>>12514428
nah fuck that, there is a difference in what kids can and will play and will want to spend time with vs games that adults are drawn to. little kids would be more confused by metal gear solid or tenchu compared to mario 64. it’s not about complexity, it’s what the game asks you to do and what it looks like, is is aiming for realism or is it bright fantasy. kids are trained by cartoons to play colorful fluff. videogames have had their own electronics stores for decades. not toy stores. they didn’t sell toys in them in the early days, just games. n64 defenders really cope like no one else
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>>12514437
Toy stores everywhere sold games, jackass. A good chunk of the games I had as a kid came from Toys R' Us and KB Toys. You'd be aware if that if you were actually around back then. And parents didn't give a shit what we played. Kids were absolutely playing "mature" games back then. Fucking R-rated movies like Terminator, Robocop, and Aliens had fucking toylines, meant for children, not collectors. Comic books were filled with violence. Kids fucking eat that shit up. You're either a fucking revisionist or a child, probably both.
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>>12514451
Nah you're underestimated all kids based on your own experience of being a dumber one that couldn't get into "mature" games as one.
>but n64 had only kiddie games
It has a whole bunch fps which I never give a fuck about as both a kid and an adult because I'm not desperately trying to play shit just because hurr hurr it's grey and has guns, never give a shit about fps then and won't give a shit about them now
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