>>3959296
You wouldn't have made it past the first 6 hours of the first game either then zoomie

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>>3959296
it gets even worse when you enter 2nd map

>>3959296
>Ignored on /v/
>repost exact same thread here and bump forever
Literal garbage dump

>>3959505
Because I haven't actually opened the game and made progress since I made that thread, so my feelings are still the same.

>Sweet, a KCD thread.
>Look inside
>It's dead, and shit.
Fuck you.

I refuse to play this because they made my boy Hans a flamer for no reason.

>>3959774
Yup. Loved the first game and this wouldve been a day one purchase for me, but Vavra couldn’t resist his subversive instincts.

>>3959296
First game is better but yeah its somewhat boring.
I played it 100% but after i finished it i played other games and the first though that came to my mind was: "why did i waste 150+ hours on kcd2?"

I just open these threads and read the whining and a small smile creeps on my face, because now I'm reminded of the absolute blast I had with the game and discussing it after it launched while playing.

>>3960008
>dear diary

>>3959296
its a shit game. its a game about eating with no cooking mechanics, its a game about sleeping with no bed building mechanics, its a game about realism filled with magic potions that break the game, its a game about realistic combat with magic combos that break the game, its just a shit game over all. good on you for recognizing that.

>>3960008
>I just open these threads and read the whining and a small smile creeps on my face
I think that it is worse for someone to be happy that someone else dislikes something, than it is for someone to dislike something.

>>3959296
You fucking retard I've already made KCD thread here >>3954295
and now a thread died for your garbage that didnt even get responses on /v

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>>3959296
It really did feel like part way through, I was just grinding through boring quests until I got to the next combat section.
The "get drunk and pretend to be the pope" bit was kinda fun.
I also remember getting to the part where you first meet the guy with the eye patch and mustache can't remember his name, think it started with a Z, and immediately oneshotting him with a longsword counter only to lose in the cutscene.
There was also the bit where you break out of the dungeon after being tortured by the gay ugly jester-looking guy that's supposed to be a stealth section with all the stat debuffs, which was great because it doesn't actually give you a game over if you get spotted and you can just fight your way through everyone.
Almost as great as the part near the end where you sneak through the enemy camp and have to get away to get help only you can just kill the entire camp and the game even recognizes this, even if it's just a prompt going "you weren't supposed to be able to do that, and we didn't have time to make an ending that accounted for this in a way that made sense for the story" before letting you continue on like normal.
I think the only times the game actually straight up told me "NO YOU CAN'T KILL EVERYONE HERE, DO THE QUEST PROPERLY" were when you're serving king Sigismund (you can still get a text ending if you find the hidden knife and stab him in the back after the meal) and after dinner before you go to fight the bandits.

TL;DR, you can skip 90% of the dialogue and just ignore most of the story outside of what seems interesting, and treat it like a medieval murder-hobo sim.
That's what I did and I had a great time.

>>3959296
I'm fine with the game but i had to drop it due to sliding enemies in combat nullifying the aspect of spacing. I drop all games that do this

>>3960015
RETARD
>eating
with dozens of food, that can be boiled, smoked or dried
>sleeping
with dozens of perks that nudge effectiveness, and a few types of beds
>realism/potions
yeah I wont defend this one
>combos
they dont break the game, thing is, KCD combat is a stat based system that cosplays as a player skill based system, if your stats are good enough the bad enough enemy will not be able to masterstrike or even block you even when you attack from the masterstrikeable angle
>shit game
That's why it sold a milion copies, and was initially funded on kickstarter
Fucking idiot

>>3959296
Just so you know I'm writing this from the perspective of a person that played for like 90 hours, got most of the achievements and like 90% of content (including all DLCs) and liked the game very much
>so this is just... boring?
Kind of, yeah.
>I'm not even gonna go touch that topic about wokeshit or whatever, because I'm not far enough to have encountered any of them.
No comment then.
>But my god this is just a walking talking and mundane job simulator.
Main quest = save the king, become a legend
side content = middle ages handyman/hitman/burglar/burguois/explorer/whatever simulator
activites = repeateable time sink I hate them
>Unironically no memeray when does it get good? I'm going to play until I at least reach that wedding everyone in the village is talking about, but it's not looking too good so far.
See, thing is wedding is the ending of act 1, so you're basically spent an entire crpg worth of time (70+ hours) in first act of like three. I'm not saying it's the tutorial, because tutorial ends when you start recovering. But I'll tell you one thing - the game really starts when you finish the wedding, and the stakes and story only kick off after that.
If I were to give you any advice it would be to focus on main story, since it was less boring for me.

>>3960008
You've focused on masterstrike, didnt you?

>>3959296
its boring because its woke

>>3960264
>boiled, smoked, or dried
thats it? skyrim had more cooking mechanics
>perks
not addressing the real issue, you should be able to sleep in a hay bail or in a field but you cant
>won't defend this one
yeah because its a shit game and you know it
>stat based system
yeah no, if you get good a the combos it doesn't matter what level you are, you destroy everyone
>million copies
yes, millions of zoomers are brain dead retarded and if elder scrolls games were being released regularly this game would've been completely ignored. you're a shit for brains retard and should kill yourself. both KCD 1 & 2 suck dick and everyone who likes them sucks dick.

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>>3959296
They modernized it. You now have 30 minute walking sections where the jews lecture you about how Christians are bad, and are constantly persicuting them.

If you don't like that you can slowly follow the black guy walk through camp at the same pace as the jews in the tunnel (NO THIS IS A GOOD SECRET JEW TUNNEL CHUD) talking about how white people don't season their food (No I am not kidding, this actually happens.).

>>3960872
>skyrim had more cooking mechanics
Such as? And dont count potions, since there's alchemy in KCD.
>you should be able to sleep in a hay bail
You can, you cannot just lie down everywhere as it's probably too dangerous in the forests or cities.
>if you get good a the combos it doesn't matter what level you are, you destroy everyone
Not true, happened to me often when I started playing that dude blocked attacks from the other side, whilst at later stages I simply bashed whatever and either they would tire out due to blocking, or just not have enough stats to pull off a block and be hit 100% times.
>you're a shit for brains retard and should kill yourself
I apologise I was so mean earlier

>>3961199
>Such as?
in skyrim you can make soups, steaks, full meals, pies, sweets etc. out of a ton of food you find around the map, scavenge, hunt, fish, or buy from stores. in kcd there's hunting and thats it.
>you cannot just lie down everywhere
why not? why can't i set up a full camp with a tent like i do in skyrim? might be a mod but the mod is older than kcd 1
>Not true
skill issue
>I apologize
I don't

>>3960202
I'm bumping OP because your praise is shit; the game is not "immersive" because the dev doesn't understand, in a socio-cultural and spiritual sense, Christianity or the time period, and as a consequence it comes off as extremely modern.