Terranny POV vs. Zerg Chad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD8Sqml-lA - i maek marine1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6v2xsaL8Y - i maek goyliath1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72vQcOQbvMc - i maek goyliath1 (it works sometimes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5YjBJ8JKc - Hydra-lurker OPENING with no mutas! Bio-mech push predictably gets smashed. Also, peep the HYDRA BUST attempt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0YpR4xRbM - meme guardian game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uVygUXfrC8 - i maek goyliath1

>>2349688
Is it too late for a fellow millennial like me to play Starcraft and gitting gud or no? NGM? Never played

First ASL qualifier (weird meme format that even Artosis is confused about): four brackets, three Zerg Chads, one Tosser, NO Terrannies!

https://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?t=10414

>>2351809
>that thumbnail
A fine addition to my artjak collection

>>2349905
Sc is very hard (perhaps the hardest game there is), and has been out for a long time so some millennials are really really good. If you want to be competitive there’s a bunch of solid amateurs you can follow and quickly get to A tier with rigorous training but is not a chill experience, it feels like work, and you will lose a LOT. The bombastic star league is a good set of amateur players to watch. Many of them stream. Some old masters have content on the basics.
I love watching sc but playing competitive was always too much of a grind for me so I mostly played use map settings or vs cpu games. I watched a ton of pro sc (and sc2 before that was a dead game)- artosis and tasteless are the 2 biggest English commentators. The Koreans are still the best at sc.

are all zerg players this gay lol? all this guy posts about are muscular men and trannies

>>2349905
No.
The whole point of the ranked system is you lose until you get to the bracket where you fight guys of similar skill level.

>>2349905
I started playing 2-3 years ago myself and I'm B rank zerg now. There's a lot of noobs on ladder and you can join CPL to find people around your level to play, plus there's more information and guides out there than ever. Actually getting *good* (A, S+ level) takes a lot of effort (unless you play brotoss) however

>>2352459
>quickly get to A tier
A is no joke. I don't know anyone that got there quickly.

>>2352707
zergschizo is genuninely schizophrenic and so shit at broodwar he can't win with op zerg and cries for buffs when they're already the strongest race.
>inb4 "terrany" player
>inb4 "tosser" player

What are we watching tonight?

spoilers
https://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?si=2YuxDt8J25LYHPTs&t=7333
That rage gg, I love it

>>2349905
I played the campaign as a kid, and picked it up again few months ago. Did some games against AI, then straight to korean ladder. Had about 1 - 10 real winrate (about one third of matches the other side instaquits after game starts, not quite sure why) doing 4-pools or hydra busts. The most memorable game was probably this protoss which tried some kind of quick reaver+shuttle build against me. His shuttle got destroyed when it flew over my rallied hydras and he ragequit over that. I think it's the best not to try to be hardcore about it, but instead just have some casual fun. We are getting too old for this shit..

Thank you for reading my blog.

>>2352707
>>2353405

Are all Terrannies this bad? All they do it lose.

>>2353405

Zerg is the worst race by far. If Terrannies and Tossers played against Zerg Chads with, say, swapped spells, they would never win ONE game.

Are Flash, Snow, and Jaedong the goats of each race?

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>>2354408

Top 10 Zerg Chads:

1 and 2: Savior and Soulkey (it could go either way)
3: July
4: Jaedong
5 and 6: Effort and Zero (it could go either way)
7: Larva
8: Soma (will go to 7th if he wins again this ASL)
9: Calm
10: Hydra

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2354408
Flash for terran without question.
Jaedong for zerg for sure, Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.
Snow is pretty mediocre overall, he has the best reaver/shuttle micro in the world but never managed to win any tournaments. Bisu on the other hand revolutionized the protoss game approach and pretty much invented corsair micro builds. So even though he fell off pretty hard in the past few years, he's still the protoss goat

>>2354563
>Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.

As the OP shows, Flash was eliminated by three Zerg Chads (neither of which is as good as Soulkey) in his last three ASL runs, and was so mind-broken that he retired. Moreover, Soulkey destroyed Light, "the best TvZ player in the world", and the other Terrannies in his four championship runs. Also, Jaedong wasn't even that good in the KeSPA era, and is only hyped up because he LOST to Flash (he only won one Starleague against him, the power outage incident) by gay redditors and teamliquidshitters, exactly in the vein of McCain or Romney. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2354643
Sorry, I'm not interested in nigger takes. Go back to africa or india or whatever smelly shithole you came from and take your shit opinion there.

>>2354655

Flash LOST. Terrannies LOST. Zerg Chads won. There are the facts.

>>2354563
I would like to nominate Rain to share the Protoss throne with Bisu, because even though he didn't innovate, when he actually bothered taking Brood War seriously (and not fucking off to play DoTA or Fortnite) he would magically win fights he shouldn't had won for no clear reason. Most notably in mirror matches where he would enter a build order loss and win with no cheese or gimmicks, just sheer solid mechanics.

Why is PVP the most boring mirror?

>>2354658
The only fact here is that your skin is the color of shit.

>>2354943

Are you ok Terranny?

Why do broodwar pros keep getting involved in crypto scams? I thought koreans were supposed to be smart

>>2355046
flash is smart for running his own scam while soulkek has fallen for about 5 scams lol?

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>constantly hear that light is "the best tvz player"
>actually check the runs
>eliminated by zerg chads THREE times
>eliminated by terranny sisters twice and by tossers twice (ONE elimination away from the zerg chad vs. terranny and tosser eliminations being equal)
>only won one asl wherein he defeated one zerg b teamer (action)
>"the best tvz player"
>terrannies are LITERALLY treated like trannies, i.e. people constantly hyping them up and lying to them that they are real women

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BIG STORMGATE HYPE!!!

Why does terran have the highest win % at high levels?

It doesn't

>2355134
>terrans break their hands every game to beat everyone
>meanwhile zerg maeks a-move hydras to win, camps lurkers on ramps to make them unpushable, puts overlords on free scouting towers that every maps has, and maybe micros a muta out of the control group to avoid radiation while sniping workers for free thanks to zerg-biased map design
>oh but zerg is actually weak and hard to play guys all these patchzergs are just that good :)
I pray for the day a ghost lands a nuke onto zergschizo's head.

same, brother

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Tasteless and some warcraft 3 guy?

>>2355782
Tasteless did a stellar job in grubby's tournament, can't wait for him to completely drop the ball with the blizzcon one too

>>2355278
i honestly completely forgot about that, how are they making any money?

Artosis can't have a wife because all terrans are gay

spoilers
https://youtu.be/Pw-FTrnaKRk?si=JjU329GIyLf4CwVs&t=2304
everytime a probe dies, a RAM is lost forever

spoilers
https://youtu.be/Pw-FTrnaKRk?si=yxQ-ifNgk9R6Coy2&t=2413
majestic Wraiths wrecking arrogant protoss fleet

>>2349688
is it too late for a straight white male to get into bw? what do i think?

>>2355772
>repeating the same points i have refuted in the previous thread

See: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#q2316607. Sad. Also, Terrannies and damaged body parts...hmmmmm...

>>2356019

Terrannies have so many overtrooned units that they simply never use half of them and people are shocked how strong the other half still is.

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We love slay the spire here

>>2356019
that pvz game was bonkers, i think my favorite game of starcraft ever maybe is hero vs mini on third world

>>2354479

Note how even Tossers, as bad as they are, are still shamelessly hyped up. On the topic of Bisu: before he defeated Savior in 2007, there were only FOUR PvZ Starleague finals, and a Tosser already won one of them, so even the claim that Bisu was the first Tosser to defeat a Zerg Chad in a final is false; and it was by no means that big of an achievement considering the low final count. Moreover: a) a Tosser has never against defeated a Zerg Chad in a final, and, b) the Tosser performance against Terrannies, as well as the Tosser presence in finals overall, drastically declined after 2007. Therefore, the only demonstrable "Bisu Revolution" is a Revolution of Losing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dongbros I think this is our season

>soulkey constantly gets scammed by shit not even senile boomers fall for
>effort forgets to sign up for ASL
zerg players are very smart lol

>Flash back in
>uhh guyse, I forgor to sign up haha

>>2357083

He is not participating. Just typical Terranny behavior.

>>2357083
what's up with his arm, how'd he fuck it up so bad?

>>2357523
he played terran for decades

>>2357550
oh cause he only used one hand

>>2357523
korean-tier terran play strains your wrists and tendons like a motherfucker, terran is the hardest and most micro-intensive race in the game. Stimming, laying mines, sieging/unsieging, loading/unloading drops, all of that requires manual input.
Compare that to being a worthless zerg nigger shitskin who just A-moves his entire army back and forth or controls a single group of mutalisks and wins off that alone (because of how cheap and supply efficient and OP zerg units are). The action economy is crazy imbalanced in starcraft
There was this one foreign euro pro player who switched from terran to zerg and he couldn't believe how much easier it was to play and win

There's a lot of shizo race shittery here but at least we can all agree Protoss are easy mode, right? Reavers, Dark Templar and Higher Templar all require almost negligible input to use well, while requiring the opposing player to instantly notice their spell/attack and react accordingly with hyperactive ADHD view-switching between their bases and army simultaneously. 80% of Protoss wins are them just simply attacking in two places at once and unleashing a DT, HT or Reaper attack somewhere that the poor Terran or Zerg wasn't watching for a split second. And to add insult to injury, you can't even do the same back because Protoss combat units are inherently bulky and won't instantly lose a billion zealots/dragoons in a surprise attack.

>>2357668
>terranny has to left click then.........t-t-terranny has to r-right click?!?!

There would be ZERO Terranny pros without medic autocast. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without unit queuing. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without flying buildings. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without infinite repair. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without walling. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without map hack (comsat). There would be ZERO Terranny pros without gas-free antiair and splash damage units. There would be ZERO Terranny pros if they had to get a third before the thirty minute mark. Etc., etc., etc. Why have so many Terranny vs. Terranny matches lasted up to forty minutes for 25 years now? Moreover, why are NONE of the Terrannies' supposed TvX skills apparent in TvT, the average match instead resembling a Command & Conquer mission? Whenever the Terranny's racial advantage is taken away, neither Terranny can do anything. It's embarrassing to watch and, no doubt, doubly embarrassing to play. Everyone knows that every Terranny is nothing but a fraud, themselves most of all. Reddit, teamliquidshit, and gay9 punditry about MUH ULTIMATE WEAPON is analogous with the 2020-2021 Yankee punditry pontificating about Biden's greatness. You LOST and you will keep losing. See: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2356045
Not if you play zerg

>>2357815
Artosis would rock you in zvz

>>2357825

He can't even press the skip pedal in time.

>>2357815
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991

Also, they made the quarters best of 5 according to liquipedia, knowing that more games naturally favor the better players, i.e. Zerg Chads. Full 41% mode!

Tiresome race arguments if playing Terran is so hard and Zerg so easy why are you playing competitively with a handicap and then being upset when you lose? The answer is always some moralfag principled bullshit, it's a game cuck boy play to win or don't get upset when you lose.

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I fucking hate mass cyclone hellion pushes fuck mech and fuck Terran players who play mech. Stupid fucking mass thor siege tank unbeatable late game FUCK

wrong thread

>>2356019
What a game. All Mini had to do was hide his observers within the carriers like a normal person and he couldn't even manage that.

>>2357999
Where is the Starcraft 2 thread

>>2358373
here, but no one really talks about it too much. zerg schizo has kinda driven away most posters.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxjwsfUA7H6h1p4M3I0trivWLAlwZkC4Mm

>>2358388
I was just looking for a thread to discuss how to beat terran mech as Zerg because I can't find any videos on beating mass cyclone hellion pushes. That shit makes me want to quit the game

>>2358037
Terrany physics

>>2357983
>t. Literally a trash human being. Just a piece of shit.

>>2355553
>>2355553
Is this dude still relevant? I enteres his stream a few months back and there is like 400 people and there is constantly text to speech spamming "eat shit eat shit Mario ate shit eat shit puss and shit in artosiss mouth"

Who can stand listening to this?

>>2358466
it's so funny seeing his commentator personality compared to his streams

>>2358466
>Is this dude still relevant?
he's the most active english speaking brood war content creator, but he's nowhere near pro level and never will be (but he copes about it nonstop)
> I enteres his stream a few months back and there is like 400 people and there is constantly text to speech spamming "eat shit eat shit Mario ate shit eat shit puss and shit in artosiss mouth"
that's how he makes money for his 4 children family, he gets verbally abused nonstop and paid for it
>Who can stand listening to this?
people who get off to verbal abuse. He once noted his stream views and concurrent viewers fell and never recovered because of this, but the ones who stayed keep paying money to abuse him. And he's happy to accept this deal

the maps are hilariously bad this season, holy hell

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>entire bracket of just this
holy kino

>>2358963
my excitement of flash coming back is kinda dampened by most matches being this
I shan't watch any more tankslop than necessary

>>2358963
>>2358980
>Why have so many Terranny vs. Terranny matches lasted up to forty minutes for 25 years now? Moreover, why are NONE of the Terrannies' supposed TvX skills apparent in TvT, the average match instead resembling a Command & Conquer mission?

See: >>2357815

>>2358427
Uh oh melty, racefag getting BTFO once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CIbPyTOXQ

Terranny status: no ok. Also:

>man hydra-lurker-defiler exterminates terrannies
>man hydra-queen exterminates terrannies
>man mass muta into mass hydra exterminates terrannies

HmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM. I wonder what will happen when Zerg Chads finally take the mass hydra opening pill in ZvT.

kys

>>2359285
>zerg is the weakest race
>also zerg wins with any unit comp against any race
so which is it?

>>2358395
sorry friend. i mostly play and watch broodwar. werent there some gsl games fromwhenever the last tournament was showing how to defend it?
might have better luck asking on reddit

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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

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>>2359377
so he not only gorges on smokes and alcohol, he also buys the most overpriced and overrated fast food out there? In fucking south korea where you have tons of delicious variety?

>>2359300

A very complex topic.

I'm just catching up on the current situation, we got Artosis casts of the ASL open qualifiers ... once the actual tournament is here, do we get the Artosis + Tasteless duo casts again?

The same as always but this time they are going to upload the vod on soop first

>>2359406

Yes but they a) don't case it live and b) always upload it like 48 hours after it happened. Bum City.

>>2359396
It's actually very simple, the zerg schizo is just a deranged subhuman shitskin who contradicts himself all the time.

>>2359434

As previously stated, unit composition has little to do with racial strength.

>>2359453
As previously stated, kill yourself you retarded moronic obnoxious shitskin.

We are going to korea to watch asl

which korea?

>>2359537
i don't think the good one has computers to play starcraft on

>>2358537
Ok, but why does he still have 400/600 people watching? Artosiss clearly doesn't have the sound on he never reacts. He clearly turns his head and reads the message on his second monitor. The only people suffering are dudes watching that have to listen to that day in day out not artosiss have myself.

>>2359598
i imagine artosis just has the volume very very low, so that he can still hear if someone says nigger, but low enough that he can easily tune it out

>>2359606
you can't say nigger you're gonna get banned for that

>>2359464

Full 41% mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHz8oSfp6c
We are having a melty

>>2359598
>Ok, but why does he still have 400/600 people watching?
They enjoy it. They're not human. They're subhuman, much like the zerg schizo

>>2355861
Investors are selling Mortens organs

like me starcraft, like every matchup, like watching it and just enjoy watching and playing the game for the love of it

>>2359868
this dude banned me and called me a retard over absolutely nothing. I'm happy to see his life has collapsed completely and his streaming never took off. The best revenge is simply living well, and sub humans like this will crumble into the sea.

>>2360155
Terranny meltie

>>2360155
he's a huge bitch too, his reason for not playing in ASL qualifiers is because his fragile shitskin ego couldn't take the pity and/or criticism after failure

>>2360632
Is he a jeet?

damn I sure do wonder if that person going by "gypsy" is a jeet

>>2360632
which is especially funny considering he trash talks everyone and everything with huge confidence. Just an obnoxious narcissist all around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kXvGw-_s3Q
corporate bitch

Why is arty casting ASL without tasteless? Did the booze take him?

>>2360844
tasteless is having relations multiple times per day with korean broads, artosis is just doing stacraft and family

>soulkey gets way outplayed by 2port wraith
>decides to just MAEK MUTA
>wins
classic ezpz zerg

>>2360929

Wraiths are extremely overpowered. Let us consider just the air defense, turrent vs. spore colony: 75 minerals vs. 125 minerals (?!?!), roughly double the build time, lost worker (plus a larva will have to be wasted on remaking it), etc. Common retarded points:

1. Muh d-d-d-d-damage type! Irrelevant. Terrannies can, and often do, make enough turrets to shut down any muta numbers, it's just that they often feel entitled to skip static defense (part of the overall mass delusion that they are, or ever were, actually good at the game; all they do is cut corners and gamble). If turrets did normal damage, Terrannies would simply make even fewer turrets and dilate even harder when they lose because of it.
2. Muh d-d-d-d-double hp! Irrelevant. A turrent can be indefinitely repaired, therefore it can have functionally infinite hp. Just two turrets being mass repaired can take down 11 mutas. I don't know the number of wraiths needed to take down one spore colony without losing a wraith, but it's most likely shockingly low, something like 7.

Also, Leta is a faggot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2360893
I don't believe that, Tasteless doesn't seem like he's doing well.

>>2360893
>tasteless is having relations multiple times per day with korean whisky brands
ftfy

>>2360960
Kill yourself

>>2361068

Keep in mind, Terranny, that this is just looking at static defense. When considering things like marines costing no gas vs. hydras costing 25 gas, it gets way worse.

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There is no way terran is losing this

>>2361190
>no games played yet
>half of them already lost

>>2361190
Rain - Sharp
Soulkey - JyJ
Larva - Shine
Mind - Light
Flash - Rush
Queen - Best

Laughing at people who genuinely believe Flash will get anywhere near the finals

>>2361212
i have sent threats to every single player that if they don't let flash win then i will pay tasteless to fuck their girlfriends/wives

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>>2361190
rooting for my cute brain zerg boy Calm but who am I kidding, he won't even qualify to the ro16

>>2361190
dongersisters... we got the hardest group...

>>2361190
>TvT
>ZvZ
>missing out on all those potential ZvTs
yikes. wont be watching this round at all

>>2361190
That's a lot of Terrans. What the fuck happened? Schizos need not reply (but I know you will anyway).

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>>2361190
Minibros... it's over

>>2361242
Terrannys are so narcissistic

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>>2361252
He deserved it. During the preliminaries he decided to do a Nexus first (so far so good) followed by observers first instead of his usual reaver drop because he wanted to meme on sSak and rush carriers. Unsurprisingly sSak did a timing attack before carriers hit and finished him off.

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We need a compilation. I’ll post the ones I have later.

>>2361173
Kill yourself

>>2361190
The person in charge of groups who puts terrans together and away from the zergs and protosses should be shot
Scramble the fucking groups you slant eyed retards, put Shine in A, Larva in E, teolbo(t) in B, JD in D. Here, now you have exciting watchable groups instead of sixteen thousand hours of tank line management

>>2361213
He will be too hammered to get it up

>>2361252
He will win ASL when he cuts his disgusting nails

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>>2361316
retard

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>>2361292

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>>2361355

So did Effort manage to find a way in or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7ScmogbJA

>>2361343
kill yourself nigger did I fucking stutter? Shoot the fucking gook who pulled the papers, make the next one pick the papers in the correct fun order or suffer the same fate

The only protoss who has a chance of ever becoming champion is Rainbut only if he actually took the game seriously
Everyone else is washed and just not great

>>2361190

Flash won't even make it out of ro24. He might even throw to avoid having to face either of the three Zerg Chads that have previously buck-broken him and/or to avoid a fourth, catastrophic, buck-breaking from Soulkey. Predictions:

A: Sharp, Rain. B: Soulkey, JyJ. C: Larva, Hero. D: Royal, Calm. E: Rush, Speed. F: Best, Zero.

>>2361443
>calm over light
lmao

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>>2361443
Meds
He's the goat and will win this shit easily

>>2361446
>image from 2010

Can't make this up!

>>2361445

Light is not even good. Meme champion. On par with like Shuttle. See: >>2355134

>>2361252
I remember back in sc2 WOL, this dude made up some gay fake ass story about how an American tried to steal his wallet and he ran after him and beat him up. It was his first time in the americas

>>2361246
They are just the most dedicated and skilled stop noticing

Anyway, not in order:
Rain-Sharp
Soulkey-jyj
Larva-Shine
Mind-Calm
Flash-Rush
JD-ZerO

>>2361445
Light fell off, raising children takes too much work. He has the brains but not the hands.

I wanna see snow eat all the terratrannies for breakfast and then get curbstomped by a zerg in the finals again

I predict flash will underwhelm and soulkey will flounder now that he cant manipulate the groups to avoid zergs

>>2361480
If a Terran wins this, don’t ever make another thread ok?

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humiliation ritual

Will the classic presenter hooker return this time? Wasn't she on pregnancy leave last asl or something?

sorry I made her pregnant again

>>2361491
>bisu has slightly tranny-like hips

>>2361363
isnt it in the best interest of the organizers to just let him in anyway?

>>2362024
Koreans aren't known for making decisions in their own best interest, it's the opposite actually

what are we watching tonight?

>>2361190
A sharp rain
B soulkey jyj
C hero larva
D light royal
E rush flash
F best zero

shame to waste 4 zergs on mirrors when they could have helped lessen the amount of boring ass TvT

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Why does everyone in my country play warcraft III, but nobody plays starcraft???

>>2362132
well starcraft ya dingus

>>2361190
A Sharp Rain
B Soulkey sSak
C herO Shine
D Light Royal
E Flash Rush
F JD ZerO

>>2362179
ouch that's a lot of brown people, and it's your answer too

I only start caring when they do that ceremony where they tease eachother while making the groups live. How long until that part of the tournament?

>>2362179
aftereffect of dota probably

>>2362367
they have to be done with qualifiers and ro24
they do groups before ro16

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feel like pure shit just want him back

are you gay or something?

we are gay

>>2361190
If they swapped places of Huro for Zero and Rain for Leta this would be the absolute worst and least entertaining setup of all time. Missed opportunity.

>>2361190

(For anyone wondering: yes, it's possible to have no Terrannies in the ro16, despite these gross numbers. I've done the math. Thank you for your attention to this matter.)

soma, snow, bisu... who was the other seed? I forgot

chuck

>>2363183

Make that ro8.

>>2362367
what's the part where they tease each other

>>2363306
nta but he's talking about the ro16 group selection

https://youtu.be/HZGZ9al6FXA?si=WktfzVnyIUqj6g2A&t=886

does anyone remember what somewhat recent asl game it was where a player cannon rushed the wrong base, i think it was on a 3 player twilight map but also maybe neo sylphid

>>2363400
I think I do. It the deciding game in a semifinals or something wasn't it?

>>2363400
>>2363424
Actually, scratch that, was this the game you were thinking of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqGxaW9YlUs

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It's over...

>>2363425
didn't help when i was looking for it that it was the season they named differently, thanks in advance

>>2363559
It's over and over and over and over all the time, what naughty haram word slipped through TTS this time?

>>2363673
his entire stream and twitch revenue comes from umoderated nigger behavior in his chat. If twitch clamps down on it, he'll be out on the street with his 400 children in no time

>>>/sp/153907801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEw3VBII60s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecCWCO0CQQI

Note: when hydra-defiler, or hydra-queen, replaces the KeSPA Zergslop composition (ling-lurker-ultra-scourge), Terrannies no longer exhibit any heckin epic "timing attacks", "macro", "positioning": it was simply that they played Terranny and therefore always had Terranny units, which are naturally good against the zero dps and/or glacial movement of the Zergslop composition, so, naturally, any encounter seemed brilliant on the Terrannies' part. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2364134
kys

so why do they give soulkey easy groups?

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The blizzcon thing is just going to be some random games between ecelebs and some pros kek

Probably going to bring Boxer and Yellow out of the old people's home again or something (all games will be bunker rushes)

>>2364350
Can't wait for tasteless to be absolutely useless all the time
that should be his new nickname. Useless

>zerg has glacial movement and zero dps
>when hydras outdps non-stimmed marines and lings have the highest dps in the game
>when zerg will almost always try to take fights on creep which increases movement speed and basic units get upgrades to their speed as well, even at base they outrun every other unit
zergschizo once again displaying that he does not play brood war.

>>2364534

...? I was talking about compositions without hydras. Also, creep does not affect movement speed in BW.

>>2358963
Shit like this is why I watch scii more- when the game sprawls out and grinds down like the you're at least engaged by big pushes whaling into one another

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>creep which increases movement speed

>>2364622
>Is a shutin with no friends who plays a dead game
>Refuses to leave his base to control creep spread
Art imitates real life

woah an actual retard

Damm, you really are a shutin if you take a playful jab this hard

I will admit to being retarded for thinking BW creep behaves like SC2 creep, I don't know how or why I convinced myself this was the case. zergschizo should still kill himself.

>>2364694
Why are you doing this? Schizos thrive on attention. Ignore him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgh6lpR9ASE
zerg OP

>>2364776

Proleague and KCM are not representative of the players' skill due to the bo1 format. It generally favors the worse player in that the more games any two players play, the more it will favor the better player. This is why the ASL is the big league.

Flash is going to rape those zergsissies, it's going to be hilarious

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>>2364819

In the ASL, he has been eliminated by a fellow Terranny once, by a Tosser once, and by Zerg Chads three times, as the OP indicates. This was back when he "was good", mind you, and back when Soulkey was a nobody. When I say they will 41%...

>>2364865
doesnt this just prove zerg is OP lol

>>2364776
this feels so patronizing, like when you praise someone with intellectual disability for drawing like a kindergarten. watch him not make it past the ro16

im worried that flash will throw his games and not make it to at least ro4. i know there's a lot of skill involved, but there's a lot of luck too.

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It's over...

>>2364997
Snow will chew any Terran in his way, even Flash.

>>2364997
if he wins it'd be cool and i'd feel a bit bad that he didn't but i like starcraft enough that i'm happy for whomever wins
it's like with the nada nuke vs larva where i really wanted that to land cause it'd be awesome but also larva did a good job in stopping it

Flash is winning unless his wrists explode

>people are actually rooting for a rugpulling scammer because he's very very good
lmao

I don't give a fuck if he scammed some dumb gooks or killed JFK, why should I care?

it's good that his first group is all terrans, i think the most demanding for left wrist is tvz for the terran

>>2364891
it does but the zerg nigger refuses to shut the fuck up and kill himself

I think Flash isn't going to do too well. He's out of practice and he likes to innovate in the middle of a tournament (I don't blame him, since the only way to popularize new strategies is to win with them in torunaments, but it hurts). Watch him crash and burn when he meets a zerg and tries doing goliath play or 1-1-1 instead of the more reliable but less hypetastic Bio Terran.

>more reliable SK terran
every zerg worth their salt can destroy SK terran pretty easily

>>2365276
Bio Terran is anything but reliable, you're basically playing the most micro intensive strat where one mistake costs you your entire army (and his wrists and tendons are already busted, he says he can only practice up to 10 games a day, more have diminishing results because of pain) and you count on literally ONE timing window of opportunity where you can kill the zerg, otherwise you end up in a hopeless slow grinder concluding in your loss
By far the best approach for him is to catch the opponents off guard with uncommon or entirely new timing strats, or technical strats where he can utilize high tech units early on. Like there was this one season where he kept wiping every zerg he met with valkyrie builds shutting down their then-current ZvT meta
He also said this is most likely his last season ever and he intends to donate all his winnings to charity as a final goodbye to competitive stacraft. He's not going to play fucking SK terran, he'll pull every possible ace out his sleeve

>>2365201
>>2365327

The 41% is already loading.

>>2365201
>>2365327
>>2365366

If he is to be buck-broken by Zerg Chad for a fourth time, see this for a preview:>>2349879

>>2365327
Yeah you're right. I didn't take into account his wrists exploded, so I guess he has no choice. I won't deny that mech feels superior because a moment of inattention doesn't mean your entire army dies to lurkers, but it does feel like as if Terran players lose more mech games than they do bio games. I'll be honest, I also just don't like watching TvZ mech play, 1-1-1 hinges on your starting vulture threatening to kill everything and then relies on the next steps being unpredictable to keep the Zerg off-balance. While goliaths are just boring to watch, it just turns into a pure econ war where the goliath blob meets the hydra or muta blob. There's just a lot more movement and drops going on with SK Terran. And the gameflow is dictated by tech progression which is more exciting to watch.

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>>2365369
nobody cares about online games lil bro, I could beat hero with a good cheese

>>2365374
Honestly zerg is so disgustingly fucking OP that watching TvZ is like watching a surgeon with a scalpel doing open heart surgery. Either Terran goes in balls deep with a decisive neck snapping push the zerg can't stop at that moment within the first 15 minutes of the game, or zerg wins by the virtue of having the most OP unit in the game (defiler) on top of being able to refill his army in a single production cycle with a thousand cheap hatcheries
the season that Royal won was a crazy display of surgical bio play with firebats greatly helping against dark swarm spam, I can definitely see Flash utilizing firebats in a much greater capacity than ever before

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why are there so many terrans?

What went wrong with SC2 proscene?
All i know is that they only wait for the yearly Saudi tournament

>>2365171
Thats a weird way to spell Bisu

>>2365437
they are very skilled with their hands

>>2365449
serral started raeping everyone and because koreans are insecure with so tiny benis, they all stopped playing and the game collapsed.

>>2365449
whole tourney infrastructure was created and maintained by blizzard so when they axed their entire e-sports division everything fell apart. ESL stepped in and tried to steward it but it was simply too expensive for them so they abandoned it.

>>2365449
it had a good private company scene, blizzard wanted to monopolize it, they then cut it into different regions (korea/yurop) so koreans couldn't make as much money playing so no new gooks would play, shitty balance just wildly swinging back and forth, zerg being OP the longest and winning all the highest prizepool tournies, etc etc etc etc.
the real question would be what went right with SC2 proscene lol

>>2365449
>What went wrong with SC2 proscene?
everything. And it all started with Jewzzard's infinite greed and envy over missing out financially on the Brood War pro scene (which is exactly what made it persevere to this very day)
SC2 pro scene is a perfect example of what the Stop Killing Games movement is trying to prevent. The game dying once the publisher cuts support

what are we watching tonight?

your XY (male) gf

we are watching asl 7
twitch.tv/leerak

>>2365928
MonkaT

I will not be watching the groups with no Zerg Chads, naturally. My predictions: >>2361443. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2366059
kys

ok time to leave this thread until asl is over to avoid spoilers cya

>>2366182
i love you man i hope you enjoy the asl

>>2366139

Tick tock Terranny: >>2364608

>>2366182
leave this board actually. The zerg nigger is on the prowl for spoilerposting

>>2366182
this >>2366225 he makes a new thread whenever a zerg either wins the tournament or there is an upset

Let's take a look at "the best TvZ player", Light. Online practice games but still.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgPsDnZCr8 - Lost bo7 to...Jaedong?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCrO37Cwrw - Lost bo7 to reigning champion Zerg Chad Soma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_jqLQLcl8o - Lost bo7 to QUADRUPLE champion Zerg Gigachad Soulkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIOH6K4TsWk&t=832s&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D - Lost a game to Zelot (no "a"), potential Zerg Chad currently skillmaxxing

Jesus Christ...

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he has more talent than every slop war pro combined

he doesn't, he's just finnish (and therefore autistic). If he poured his autism into drinking and smoking like the rest of the population, he would excel at that like the rest of the population

how long would it take an no attack upgrade ghost to kill a max upgraded ultralisk

>>2361443

Group A: prediction status: 2/2; fewest possible Terrannies advancing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwEUOk5asPU

GIGACHAD ALERT! At 1:37, reigning Zerg Chad champion Soma has defeated former Zerg Chad Jaedong in DPL, HOWEVER, he defeated him by getting defilers and hydras, and retaining all of his own mutas at that, GIGAPLAGUEING Jaedong's mutas, and mounting a catastrophic HYPERCHAD assault with hydras under swarm, and blocking the bridges behind him with lurker eggs, that took out Jaedong's fourth gas, who tried to ensnare Zerg Chad Soma's hydras, in vain. The subsequent OVERCHAD assault at Jaedong's mineral only base entailed Zerg Chad Soma's full health mutas forcing Jaedong's GIGAPLAGUED mutas to retreat, and he also ensnared them for good measure, finally, the OMNICHAD HYDRA-LURKER-DEFILER finishing blow entailed Jaedong's ultralisks popping like balloons. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>2366671
about tree fiddy

>>2366225
You're stupid. Why would anybody enter this thread which is almost explicitly about talking about Brood War and the ASL tournament if they can't talk about it? You "no spoiler" freaks are so demanding.

>>2366954
You're stupid. Why would anybody enter this thread or board when the zerg nigger will post the finals result the moment they happen korean time, when they can do it after Artosis posts his english commentary cast of the finals? You moronic shitskins are exhausting, just kill yourselves already.

>>2366967

Artosis and Tasteless don't even commentate it live. As if that is not enough, they also post it 48 hours after it happens. It's literally a TRANSCAST, fitting for Terrannies. At least watch the other guys.

>>2366967
Come on now, what you just posted doesn't even make sense.

>Ample
maybe the zergschizo was right
what the fuck was that?

Just watched group B. What a fucking trainwreck. I would laugh if it wasn't so depressing

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As of Kim Min Chul's, aka Soulkey, de facto retirement today, Park Sang Hyun, aka Soma, is promoted to Zerg Gigachad. Kim Min Chul's unprecedented FOUR wins in a row, however, enshrine him as Permanent Gigachad, akin to Ma Jae Yoon, aka Savior, and indefinitely exempt him from demotion to former Zerg Chad, akin to Jaedong. I have no interest in "analyzing" today's games. Suffice to say that Soulkey proper would have killed Ample in the last game at least three times in the first few minutes. Moreover, Soulkey opened 12 hatch three times and, even though he easily defended three bunker rushes (this in itself is no small feat), this very much betrays a loss of killer instinct. Sad, but not unsurprising given his absence from both KCM and DPL. There can never be two Zerg Chads in their prime at the same time, look it up. To conclude: all Zerg mojo is in SOMA'S possession for the time being. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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>>2367433
>>2367440
>>2367442
this is what you have done

>>2367458

?

>>2366983
What exactly doesn't make sense? That the zerg schizo will post the results the moment they happen in the middle of the night for the rest of the world, or that artosis will post it 48 hours later and that's what people here actually watch?

>>2367492
>that's what people here actually watch?
lmao

imagine being a cuck that has to wait 2+ days for a lackluster casting where one of the casters knows jackshit and barely cares about the game when alternatives exist

>>2367529
>>2367551
posers & secondaries with brown skin detected

>>2367563
>I grew up with those 'tubers! It's like they are my best friends and I can't possibly enjoy starcraft without them!

>ample
literally who

>>2367565
Imagine not have moved on and quit caring about StarCraft before YouTube even came out

Spoiler alert
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Ample vs Soulkey was great. It showed the war of attrition type of strategy. Zerg was boxed and couldn't expand. Ample didn't even need to commit and just harassed zerg when dropship is out

I swear Greater Spires are cursed in ASL. Just about every time a Zerg player builds one, they lose. Even if the guardians/devourers put them in a good position, they'll end up losing the game anyway.
I think there's one successful Soulkey game with guardians from a few years ago (similar to the SK/Ample game last night iirc, just more well coordinated) and that's it.

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what phenotype is this?

>>2367823
absolute unit

>>2367823
middle aged CEO

>>2367823
Joseon nobility

>>2367823
ultralisk

so many literally whos on the ro16. grim

>>2367823

Chinaman mongoloid. Korea and Japan must unite against them.

>b-b-b-b-but japan did a heckin invaderino on korea

Yes. And? Is it better or worse than being a mongoloid? Definitely better.

https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589
https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589
https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589
https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589
TASTOSIS LIVE!!

>>2367790
Pulling off a surprise attack with Guardians is a zerg wet dream but the sheer amount of resources it uses up means that even if you manage to trash a mining base and force a lift-off, you usually can't easily protect the Guardians from a few wraiths. And then you're left with an army unable to do anything against the Terran response. The only time Guardians work is when a zerg is already winning, and just need to choose a hive tech to finish off the game. If they're heavily invested into mutas they can easily switch into Guardians. That's where the majority of Guardian wins come from, it's when a 2 hatch muta kills everything at around the 7-10 minute mark and Terran can't do anything. Back when 2 hatch muta came back into style a few years ago, there was a (relative) lot of successful guardian switches.

any meme map like roaring currents this season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nhC44ACWNY

Zerg Gigachad Soma HYDRA BUSTS a Terranny in practice. Granted, he opened two port wraith or something BUT the proof of concept is still there.

obesitybros... today was our day

Is this thread like /gsg/ for gookclickers?
It has that same stagnant clique energy.

>>2368479
it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWSfIYYikQc

The Soma-Terranny game here is top tier. The Terranny opens wraiths, drops marines in Soma's base, takes out his defiler mound, but Soma, being the Gigachad, defends and instantly moves out with hydra-lurker without defilers and walks the Terranny back to his base, then brings defilers over and forces the ultimate transition.

>play LoL for a week instead of practising
>whole career goes down the toliet
soulkeybros...

>get recommended some giantgrantgames sc2 challenge runs on youtube
>inspired to replay sc2 campaign for the first time since the games launched
>have fun getting all the achievements, buy the nova campaign for 6 bucks and play that too
>might as well replay the sc1 campaign while i'm at it, haven't played since it came out when i was a kid
>it sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuqeLXwutzY
artosis getting his wisdom teeth out at 50 wtf

me maek nexus
me maek carrier
me win

>>2368716
he just wanted to save himself the embarrassment of being beaten by a geriatric Flash

>>2368716
Has he served the military yet?

>>2364267
It turns out it wasn't so easy

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Zerg Gigachad Soma SUNKEN CONTAINS a Tosser.

>>2368975

Note, also, that MUH REEEEEEEEEAVERS are a non-issue: he easily killed half of them with just hydras, other half got caught by mutas or the shuttles were scourged.

>>2368720
Imagine unironically praising the StarCraft poo campaign while trash talking StarCraft won's. Hopefully bait

>>2367790
>"Every time I made guardians, I lost" --Lee Jae-dong

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Zergsissies our cope?

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>>2364267
OH NO NO NO NO NO

kek. ample is retarded and zerg is OP

SOULKEK LMAO. zerg 'chad' loses

>>2368914
>>2369114
>>2369181
>>2369208

Look at Soulkey's games against Snow and Best, now look at Soma's games against them. Terrannies and Tossers will wish Soulkey qualified. Also, are you ok Terranny?

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>>2369403
NICE FAG LOL!

>>2361446
>>2369410
>memes from 2010

Sad.

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>>2368542
>>2367442
>>2366772
Are you ok zergtranny???????????? Are you ok????????????? Are you ok zergtranny?????????????? Looks like your predictions are off?????????? Are you ok?????????????? Looks like your zerg chad was eliminated in group stage in an extremely humiliating fashion zergtranny!!! Are you ok zergtranny??????????

>>2369418

He was eliminated in ro16 last ASL, too, which Soma won. Try to keep up.

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>>2369418
>>2369422

Won after beating "the best TvZ player" (see also: >>2355134) as an appetizer.

>>2369422
is winning zvp even impressive?
you get at least 2 free hydra bust wins in a bo7

You just don't get it, it's really hard to hydra bust, you have to build a fake spire first

tulbo killed off larva and shine lmao.

tulbo ate larva and shine

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korea must have amazing food

Shine got clapped

ITS UP

https://youtu.be/KfcMd_oKxOk?is=357fGslrnRkc0BsR

>>2369635
I think its too much of a stretch to say that the game was decided after that bunker rush.
Ample could've made a single mistake that would cost all of his vessel, and the game would flipped into Zerg victory