>>6112601
AI slop

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>>6112613
>>6112608
>>6112376
>>6112373
lmao saved

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>>6112370
Do little critters count?

>>6112370
Imagine resting nude on the boobs of a cute girl five times bigger than you who takes care of your every need and she's trying to teach you how to be affectionate

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>>6115262
Yes

>>6115275
From the cats point of view that isn’t affection. I guess the analogue would be a female cat five times your size with engorged teets bringing you torn up bits of food and cleaning your asshole with a sandpaper tounge after giving it a good sniff.

>>6115286
Oh no, that sounds terrible, ha ha

>>6115286
>From the cats point of view that isn’t affection
I get the feeling you're fulla shit.

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>>6112373
Nword-dog

>>6115288
It's kinda true, cats have stunted oxytocin release so they don't really "love" their owners and more so consider you their useful tool. Even stuff like them rubbing themselves on you is just them marking you with their scent to mark you as their property, they can actually get angry at you if they smell a scent on you from another cat that they hate.

>>6115288
>getting triggered over post that was obviously in jest
Retard

>>6115507
retard

>>6112370
When he has fish breath it's cute
When I do it I'm a "serial rapist"

>>6112373
>>6112376
Only gross wiggers get these

>>6115286
Computer...

>>6119250
>only wiggers get french bulldogs and boxers
??????

>>6119258
that's a British bully, not a mutated piece of shit genetic abomination, aka a frenchie

>>6115475
>my sperm cells about to to flushed out because i cummed in da toilet

>>6115329
SO THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING LATE

>>6119642
>alright..

>>6119642
Jumping spiders are cute

It's those big hunter eyes

>>6112373
Excellent slips

>>6113914
Badger badger badger badger

>>6124182
roundhouse kick yarlers into the concrete

>>6124187
What skin condition does his dog have?

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>>6124187
Love how cuddly gators are. Shame crocs aren't the same.

>>6112608
there's something about pandas mannerisms that gives off the most "human-like" impression out of any non-primate species

>>6112370
Crazy how this rescue cat, possibly raised itself as a feral, can snuggle up with people and get kisses, meanwhile my sisters cat, who she's had for about 7 years now, will hiss and swat at ANYTHING that so much as tries to touch it even people it knows. It was spicy as a kitten and literally NEVER grew out of it. I've been wondering for years if she abuses it or something because that cat is so violent it's not normal behavior. Thanks for reading my TedTalk.

>>6124542
Someone played rough with it growing up if not outright abused it

>>6124542
Some people just seriously don't understand cats, they treat them like dogs, or people.
Pretty much any cat will become friendly if you spend enough time slowly teaching it that your safe and getting it used to being touched. But retards will just be like "Every time I walk up to it it runs away! Guess that's that".
Not aiming that at you, you wouldn't have enough time. But owners.

>>6124184
kek

>>6124780
I genuinely think this is the case. Her husband always struck me as someone with zero regard for animals.
>>6124801
Yeah but 7 years of "assumingly" no abuse and it's still borderline feral? Something is very suspicious.

>>6124488
anon that is a crocodile...
Or at least it isn't a gator

>>6115286
this is my fetish

>>6112370
He didn't like that at all. He was considering giving her the paw.

>>6112370
>toxoplasmosis

>>6127933
>Cat: [thinks about swatting the puppy, then doesn't]
>Dog: [visible surprise]

>>6127933
Anyone got the one with the dog tending to the kittens