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Kotonishiki praising Dan's hinkaku
https://www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/photo/368056

People are saying onosato dropped out because he knew he lost to Dan and didn't want to risk the controversy if he yushod

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Horse says to get a gf so you get the sex powerup and make Makuuchi before your knees are dust.

>>248917
My knees turned to dust when I was 20 it's been over for me for a long time...

>>248911
Kazuma or whatever his name is now isn't going to be as big a deal as some have been trying to imply, he is one of those guys like Onokatsu, Atamifuji, Kinbozan and many others who will rise to his place in the rankings chart well below the top and then stick there unable to progress further. He is a big guy, but he lacks the mobility to be top tier, he'll be one of those guys who maybe occasionally checks into the lower joi for a basho before being sent back to the kiddies' table.

>>248914
Is this what it feels like to be the last Samurai?

>>248918
Brother if you think that's bad my dad blew his knees out at 14 at a school dance. Granted he was high on PCP at the time and probably going way too hard, but the point stands. He then did it again 4 years later in boot camp. I almost blew mine out in middle school and high school gym. My dad feverishly tried to discourage me from heavy weightlifting that involved my knees, to only do partial squats above parallel without ever testing my maxes. Gee, after I started actually squatting properly, not like he told me, my knee pain went away and they're totally fine. Try that. The Kneesovertoes guy is legit.

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>>248917

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>>248923
Just get a g(b)f, just like Nabatame!

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The plot line of sumo this year has just been hilarious, The year started with Horseryu being promoted to yokozuna and then immediately following his promotion this little evil goblin appeared in the top division who keeps on following Horseryu around everywhere publicly humiliating him and preventing him from having any success as a yokozuna.

>>248926
Delusional.

>>248843
Most likely? The Rikishi Formerly Known As. Outsiders? Basically anyone who's shown they can 12-3 in the last year or two.

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Hosh didn't only lose the yusho, he also lost his top ranked tokoyama to retirement.

>>248930
Everyone remember to make fun of his hair next basho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-MIsdNZt-U

Neat video of Dan's early basho.

>Onosato is about to move down the banzuke for the first time in his career, yielding Y1e to Hoshoryu
>Except it wasn't that Hoshoryu beat him, it's that he was injured so couldn't face him the last day
>Because of an injury Dan gave him
lmaoooo Hosh's life is an endless humiliation ritual loooool

>>248933
Just stop posting.

>>248933
Keep posting

>>248934
Okay
>>248935
Okay

>>248933
Both post and do not post until you're observed

>>248926
Just look at that technique. He's like horse, but better.

>>248933
Dan didn't injure anyone, Onosato did that to himself, it was his choice to he injured.

This is probably a dumb question, but why does everyone just run away from the ringside after the last fight ends? Not even talking about whatever rikishi were left, even the sitting gyoji just jump up and leave in a hurry before the last guy even picks up the envelopes

>>248946
to avoid masses of people. you can see people are using hanamichi to get in the stands, at least in venues outside of kokugikan. Kyushu even had staff standing by the staris leading to hanamichi, holding sings not to enter hanamichi while dohyoiri was in progress for example.

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>Roga kyujo for jungyo

>>248949
>Mita and Roga, this is how much I care about you
>Nabatame go make chanko and make me laugh while I drink myself to sleep while laying on the floor because I'm too fat to get up.

>>248949
>have three sekitori
>all three get injured

Bruh

>>248950
I saw a vid of Naruto stable and the white man oyakata was actually in the dohyo for practice getting sweaty and sparring. Never see that from futa

>>248960
Futagoyama had some pretty serious injuries when he was active, which is why he retired. So while I don't really disagree with you, he has a legitimate excuse and is more the exception than the rule.

>>248960
Tamanoi Oyakata is much more active, you might like his channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaWNIBEVlo8

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I don't know why we stopped including this in the OP

>Heya Youtube channels:
>Futagoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood
>Isegahama
https://www.youtube.com/@isegahamabeya
>Kise
https://www.youtube.com/@kisebeya
>Tatsunami
https://www.youtube.com/@tatsunami-beya
>Tamanoi
https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-tamanoibeya
>Hidenoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@hidenoyama
>Oshima
https://www.youtube.com/@oshimabeya
>Minato
https://www.youtube.com/@湊部屋どすこいチャンネル
>Shikoroyama
https://www.youtube.com/@shikoroyamabeya
>Asakayama
https://www.youtube.com/@浅香山部屋公式チャンネル
>Takasago
https://www.youtube.com/@TAKASAGOSUMOTEAM高砂部屋

>>248963
I remember when Minato beya first started theirs, they were one of the first to try it, but it doesn't seem to have worked out for them

>>248964
Unless you have rikishi that people want to see your slop channel ain't going anywhere. Tatsunami has Hosh, Kise has a million sekitori including Ura, Takasago has a million sekitori including Asanoyama, Isegahama has a million sekitori period, and fujos can flick their bean to Mita on Futagoyama. Minato is about as shit as a beya can get.

>>248963
Did the musashigawa channel start up yet?

>>248966
Oh yeah, it did
I almost forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F79x5G9SG8k

https://www.youtube.com/@ALOHA-SUMO-LIFE

>>248965
It's a lot of extra effort anyway.

Hidenoyama is a good example of a small stable that's doing well, if not as good as futagoyama.

>>248961
Futagoyama is an absolute ruin of a man. Koga could drop him 99 times out of 100. I'll be shocked if he lasts another 10 years.

>>248969
He struggles to get up on the dohya at bashos. Did he massively fuck his back or something? He moves like he's 75 but he's in his forties

>>248970
He's essentially crippled. It's a wonder he isn't in a wheelchair by now, especially after his sepsis two years ago.

>Roga please...get elder stock and take this fucking kabu off me...

>>248970
hes a booze hound, thats why he shows up to practice every morning hung over

Futagoyama should've built a small brewery in his stable's basement. Cheap booze for him, and a neat present to give to his fun club and supporters.

>captcha: YAYHR

>>248974
>koga, umeyama, stop practicing and go work the still

>>248976
Imagine the wine you could make from guys as heavy as rikishi crushing the grapes.

>>248965
>and fujos can flick their bean to Mita on Futagoyama
They already were the most successful beya on youtube before Mita joined the stable.

>>248977
Tochinoshin needs to hear about this business venture

>>248979
>You can literally pick a wine based on the rikishi who crushed the grapes
>Rare guest appearance wines are also a thing, including wine from grapes crushed by Yokozuna
>There are even rumours of black market wines crushed by the Yokozuna cast out by the JSA

>>248962
>>248961
tamanoi oyakata suffered a mild stroke due to shoulder and knee injuries so he had to retire. Yeah he has his mawashi on etc, but he is in a very good shape still, unlike futagoyama. However, i dont think we will see Teru in mawashi either..

>>248983
I dunno, if K*senosato will don a mawashi and take on Onosato I could see Teru doing the same at some point, even if the fights are just light sparring to show examples.

Futagoyama has some serious injuries and never seemed interested in losing weight which doesnt help those injuries

I'd say thematically they should make Sake.
However part of the process makes the workers sweat like motherfuckers, and the rikishi would lose too much water weight.

Watch The Birth of Sake documentary, really well done film.

>>248984
Teru was barely willing to put the mawashi on during his tenure as a yokozuna

>>248974
>Koga, thousand shiko on grapefruits. Fujos want to drink the wine and schlick to pictures of Mita in mawashi
>GOCHANDESU

>>248985
>never seemed interested in losing weight
Alcohol is extremely high calorie, being an alcoholic makes losing weight nearly impossible unless you're one of those broke boozers who get all of their calories from alcohol and can't afford food. At his weight he probably consumes 3000-4000 calories a day of alcohol

>>248979
No point if it's not crushed by Georgian wrestlers.
If we want that venture to get off the ground we need to promote ssumo in Georgia

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According to the latest Chris video, Onosato has pledged to take home 4 titles in 2026 while Hoshoryu has announced he will grab at least one.
Really sheds some light on the degree of confidence the yokozuna has in his ability as compared to the yokozuma.

>>248992
Arrogant Onosato setting up his supporters for disappointment while the humble Hoshoryu modestly accepts the higher level of competition.

Has there ever been an openly gay sumo?

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>>248995
Depends on whether you think traps are gay or not.

>>248995
FutaGAYyama is the all-gay stable

so why are we not on /sp/? we have a thread that's been up for 5 days now >>>/sp/152076947
I think we've come to a point were we can sustain a general there, we have enough posts per day here to survive on /sp/ since this site has slowed down a lot after the hack.

>>248932
That video is top tier stuff, the early videos of Dan pre-sekitori put a perspective on his rate of progress. Its interesting that of the 4 bouts Dan lost wearing canvas, all of the ones who beat him have subsequently made it to wearing silk. Himukamaru who beat Dan in the 2024 Osaka sandanme championship match put up a great looking tsupari flurry, one of the best you'll see anywhere.
Too bad the video skipped the first Kusano-Dan contest back in makushita, Kusano had Dan figured out even way back then. The Dan vs Dan fight also should've been show
Hitoshi & Kotoeiho were the other two who beat Dan in the lower divisions

>>248998
Habit I suppose
We always come back here between bashos
I kind of like it

>>248995
No, that would be dishonorable.

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>>248963
>The teleporting bit Tatsunami stable did in their latest videos.

>>249001
So beautiful boy

>>248965
You put some respect on Kitadaichi's name. He's also a funny guy in Tatsunami.

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>>249003

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https://www.sanspo.com/article/20251128-3PYNK7DQ5VKQJI7NVXNSQITGPM/

The French are making a feature length theatrical release movie depicting the life of Aonishiki.
Who do you think will play Dan? Sovereignty is slated to play Hoshoryu

>>249007
Fuck I forgot about Syunrai just whipping that shit crazy style. I love these dudes.

>>248992
Will Hoshoryu be forced to retire when he takes 0 yushos in 2026?

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>>249011

>>249011
He'll need to to make way for Yokozuna Dan

>>249014
Dan needs to get lucky with Onosato being injured or he needs to figure out how to beat Onosato because I can't see him picking up another yusho otherwise.

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>>249015
He beat Onosato in Kyushu

>>249016
Fake news

>>249015
He just needs to get more weight on him and figure out how to not just lose to oshizumo.

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Why he do the crazy eye all the time?

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>>249019
FIGHTING SPIRIT

>>249021
I'm glad Dan isn't completely ostracized and seems to get on with some of the other wrestlers. I just hope he's not having the 'Hakuho Experience'.

>>249022
The Japanese people empathize with him, both countries victim to an evil oppressor committing war crimes and bombing them.

>>249023
But the japs were the oppressor. In every single conflict. Ever hear of the rape of nanking?

>>249024
Didn't happen + china/korea deserved it.

>>249024
>OY VEY MUH rape of nanking!!!!
>muh six billion dead chinks!!!!
shit that never happened

>>249024
the usa destroyed their economy and fuel supply in WW2 to goad them into attacking to give that kike FDR an excuse to join the war
then they murdered countless civilians with the bombs
and then forced Japan to write a new feminist constitution at the end of the war, destroyed Japan's economy in the 70's for outcompeting american markets, and have been subverting and erasing Japanese culture and national identity ever since, pushing Japan to become more westernized and take in more immigrants like the west

>>249015
>Dan needs to get lucky with Onosato being injured
Boy I've got some news about January

>>249030
He'll need at least 2 in a row to be considered for yokozuna, Onosato's not going to be out of commission from a dislocated shoulder for 4 months.

>>249025
>>249026
>>249027
Ywnbaj

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>>249022
Maybe I'm projecting, but he does come off as a bit acoustic in a lot of the official materials like ceremonies and interviews (even the non NHK kind), the man can't smile to save his life.
But then you catch some of those behind the scenes moments and nah it all seems normal. Like how Hosh and Onosato have all the official zuna personalities and then they go to London and just share a street slop hot dog

I don't give a shit about Aonishiki
I just hope Shishi doesn't get excluded

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>>249033
Look at the pure unadulterated joy in his eyes.

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>>249031
>He'll need at least 2 in a row to be considered for yokozuna
>at least
2 in a row is the max that would be required, not the least

>>249037
Please understand, 2 active yokozuna means standards are raised for promoting more

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>>249038
>Kakuryu only need a playoff loss followed by a yusho when there were two yokozuna
>Kisenosato only need a jun followed by a yusho when there were three yokozuna

>>249039
Please understand he is a white gaijin we must be sure he is up to par

>>249038
no it doesn't, hakkaku was promoted on a 25 over 2 Y+JY same as horseryu was when there were already 2 Ys on the banzuke and Onokuni was promoted with 25 over 2 with no yushos when there were already 3 yokozunas. your knowledge of sumo history and promotion precedents is weak.

>>249041
what's the precedent on promoting a slavic devil

>>249042
13-2 Y followed by 12-3 Y

>>248998
I'd rather be on a niche smaller board with a lower post count than the increase in shit that comes with /sp/

>>248998
At this point /sp/ is dead enough that a thread of this speed would be fine outside of a couple specific major events. I mean really it's fucking dead look at the bottom of the catalog.

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Now that Dan has become such a high profile success for Ukraine, whats the likelihood that Putin will try to have Dan assassinated?
The French movie project is clearly being done as a form of NATO propaganda, so Putin is bound to be concerned about the influence Dan's continued accomplishments would likely have on western morale and backbone.
Is Roga sitting out the jungyo "because of an injury" just a lie that he came up with so he has time to facilitate Russian operations in the Japanese sumo community?

>>249011
If he keeps runnering up every tournament and being in contention every tournament then no. People act like the guy goes 8-7 and isn't even in the race ever.

>>249051
He's solid ozeki material.

>>249051
It's embarrassing for him to fail at critical moments like this basho

>>249053
Whatever you say. There's literally no point arguing with the Hosh hater crowd.

>>249054
He's fine, but if you can't see the humor in the situation then there's no point arguing with you either.

ban mongolians from sumo

>>249056
This but non-asians

how come amerimutts aren't dominating sumo since the average american weighs 400lb?

>>249054
I like Hosh. I'm just saying it's humiliating for a yokozuna to fail to gatekeep the yusho.

>>249059
NFL pays a bazillion times more

>>249051
If that keeps on happening then the buildup of frustration will eventually cause him to do something that merits forcing him into retirement. And the longer he goes without a yusho, the harder the JSA will be looking for an excuse

>>249053
Ok buddy.

>>249061
This, the Hawaiians had this discussion dozens of times and they always come to the same conclusion.

>>249062
He'll keep shoving people out of the dohyo after the bout is over and get put on leave by the JSA for mongoloid aggression.

>>249059
Even playing football in Japan pays more than sumo.

>>249066
>>249064
This is the reason hinkaku is important. It's about more than money.

These threads have been pretty fast as of late.

>>249067
yeah it's about living in japan banging prime JK fangirl pussy

>>249068
I started posting again

>>249069
Yeah but you dont say it. Thats not hinkaku.

Alright so I'm totally new to sumo. Where the fuck do I start? Where do I go to get the news? Where can I learn more about it because all I know is big Japanese man runs into other big Japanese man until one goes whee.

>>249072
Where do I go to get the news?
https://www.youtube.com/@chrissumo69/videos

>>249069
*bussy
But don't say that, it's on the DL

>>248932
that battle with ryuden starting at about 18:30 is a good one

>>249034
I'm more afraid of Shishi getting EXECUTED with how far he's lagging behind.

Shishi is one of the top 50 sumo wrestlers in the world.

>>249050
Anon, calm down. It's just Japanese wrestling.

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>>249019
I miss the psycho stare

>>249078
Not really. Top 50 grand sumo. You exclude a lot of talent by making them live in stables and paying them nothing

>>249078
Somehow. I swear he's getting worse and not due to injury. It's like every tournament he gets less coordinated.

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>>249078
>>249081
>>249082
He beat the current Ozeki almost a year ago.

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Amazing Shishi can accomplish what Horse can't

in a few years we're going to have so much footage of Dan beating Hosh that it'll be like an hour long reel of nonstop pwnage

>>249084
A horse was meant to be ridden, not to ride.

>>249083
Yeah. I'd like to see him do that now. That's literally my point. I don't think it's physical, he's got good enough genetics to have gotten to the top division. I think it's mental. I think he's psyching himself out like Hosh did a lot.

>>249072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cN9snHWCRA

>>249052
it's not like it was him who decided to be promoted, right?

>>249089
JSA made a bad decision and should have just held by their standards and let there be no yokozuna as long as it takes if there are no truly yokozuna material rikishi.

>>249009
They will just pick a random nog from the street and put a wig on him

>>249027
>NOOO I MUST BE ALLOWED TO RAPE AND KILL THESE COUNTRIES IT'S YOUR FAULT AMERICA I DIDN'T DO NUFFIN
Literal nigge behaviour

>>249092
But enough about the american military that rape and assault Japanese citizens daily.

>>249093
hey everyone get a load of this "male feminist"

>>249093
>NOOO YOU MUST ATONE DAILY FOR FIFTY YEARS BECAUSE SOME BLACKIE MARINE RAPED AND KILLED A WOMAN IN OKINAWA FOREVER AGO!!!
no one gives a shit nip, we only put up with your autism so you leave us alone as we have military bases on your lands

>>249095
I'm so happy america is being jeeted. Death to america.

apparently this is how you spell Dan in japanese: 安青錦

安 = D
青 = A
錦 = N

amazing how you can spontaneously learn to speak japanese just by watching sumo

>>249096
I already told you no one gives a shit

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There are seriously people who'd look at this and call Hoshoryu an underperforming Yokozuna. Both 'zuna have complete 3 basho at the rank, and Hosh has 37 wins while Onosato only has 35.

>>249033
Fuji leaning into the shot cracks me up every time.

>>249072
>Where the fuck do I start?
The key word is "basho", meaning a tournament. Type it into youtube. Another key word is "yusho", meaning a tournament win.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_yokozuna

Type some of the more recent yokozuna plus yusho or basho. Watch excellence. Over time you'll pick up random stories and tidbits. My favourite is Asanoyama getting punished for breaking his stable's Covid quarantine go to slay pussy in a hostess bar. He's back in the top division next basho lmao

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My advice to Dan on 2026

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>>249072
The NHK channel has a 30 minute video with all the top division matches (21 matches) every day of a basho (tournament) those get removed after a few weeks so if you want to watch the most recent basho's you should do it sooner rather than later.
Tournaments happen every 2 months and run for 15 days straight, during a tournament we will have a rather active thread at /sp/ off basho we just hibernate here sharing news.
Once those highlight videos from NHK aren't enough we can move further

Can Kotozakura achieve better results or has he plateaued in his career?

>>249104
He broke Onosato's shoulder a week ago. We're only just starting to see him hit his physical peak.

>>249103
Me talking to Sadogatake-oyakata.

>>249102
Vertical or horizontal?

Is Hakuho the anti-christ of sumo with his big sumo bash idea? Do you think western influence could taint sumo?

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>>249107
i save that image to use it as a passive aggressive kys meme but then i realized it also applied here
GO DAN GO

Ah, I see we've reached that stage of mental illness already

>>249109
>western influence
not a chance he gets involved in any way with western ideas, Hakuho might have been known for his lack of hinkaku, but I doubt he's retarded enough to follow western sport practices and culture, like an lgbt rainbow mawashi and doing shinko for niggers lives matter.

>>249120
Hakuho's ego won't permit him to sit things out or remain on the sidelines. The JSA is conservative, so Hakuho will become more and more progressive. He's already started actively promoting women's amasumo, and now his focus is on international sumo - is official gay pride support or active support for starving Africans really that far off?

>>249120
He's literally been describing wanting to westernize sumo so it can have multiple international competitions and tours and get into the Olympics.

>>249099
These people don't know what the fuck they are talking about and thank that consistently posting their opinions as fact will change the narrative.

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>>249124
If you don't want women's sumo, you're the gay.

>>249131
I only want women's sumo if they wear no more than the men do.

>>249101
Chad shit

>>249131
>>249132
Fuck that. Even simps as pathetic as you don't actually want to see that shit, you're just desperately, disgustingly horny and lonely.

Go jerk off, you sad sacks.

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>>249135
If that's what I wanted to see then there's plenty of actual porn with that premise that I could just watch instead. If Hakuho wants to support womens sumo then they should compete as the men do.

>>249057
This but non-Japanese.
>>249009
>>249109
This is where sumo dies, sad.

>>249095
>NOOO EUROPEANS MUST ATONE DAILY FOR FIFTY YEARS BECAUSE SOME MOUSTACHE MAN RAPED AND KILLED A JEWESS IN A DUTCH ATTIC FOREVER AGO!!!
>NOOO JAPS MUST ATONE DAILY FOR FIFTY YEARS BECAUSE WE LET SOME JAP RAPE AND KILL A MILITARY BASE FOREVER AGO!!!
no one gives a shit yank

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Dan's (stall) room at Ajigawa stables

>>249139
All a man truly needs.

>>249139
What's the rank that earns you your own room privileges?

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>>249016

>>249142
That lady has doodoo in her teeth

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Most wins in makuuchi since debut, Dan tied Onosato for the most wins in his first 5 bashoes, surpassing Taiho's record of 53. 11 or more in January will give Dan the record for most in his first year

https://youtu.be/QYsp6fUyhaw

Aonishiki's theme song

>>249141
Juryo and above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRi6GBF5zB0

Aonishiki's fanboy

>>249123
wtf is Tobizaru scared of him?

>>249123
Tobi had no chance.

>>249149
Fucking adoring danfag, this was supposed to be the /kazuma/ general.

>>248996
What?

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The guy from the Honda commercials has a new interview with Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRCw3gBdnjo

>>249152
nice cameltoe

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>>249139

>>249163
Women hate how little it takes for us to be truly happy.

>>249164
All it really takes is a bed, basic furniture, some basic entertainment, and a couple special prizes and yusho awards from grand sumo.

>>249165
Don't forget a meager 10,000 calorie stew daily.

>>249165
>>249166
And chanko.

>>249166
I thought it was rice and beer that really bulked them up. When you see them eating the non-rice components of meals in beyaslop it's not like they're shovelling mountains down. Hakuho said he forced himself to eat 6 bowls of rice with every meal. The insulin spike from carbohydrate intake does crazy things to your body.

>>249152
Those quads are impressive, all that work he does with the sled really pays off

>>249020
Gives me K.Rool vibes

>>249103
This is my favorite sumo related clip

>>249170
Donkey Kong >>249019
vs
K. Rool >>249020

>>249171
For me, it's when he sits down.

>>249150
>is Tobizaru scared of him?
Yes.

>>249175
Extremely poor hinkaku.

Tobizaru is a bully

>>249172
For me, it's when Zak looks behind him to watch.

>>249139
comfy

anyone know how I can donwload nattotube's stuff with something like yt-dlp to archive it?

>>249188
nvm figured it out

>>249189
pmed you the fix

>>249188
sent ;)

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>>249176
Tobi didn't want to take a forearm to his jaw at the tachiai from the boss.

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>>249194
used "Stream Recorder - HLS & m3u8 Video Downloader" extension in google chrome

>Watch Tatsuslop
>Syunrai says uma
I'm fucking done.

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>>249208

>>249203
Me when I have to pretend that she's the "mommy" in the relationship in bed.

If we were wrestling I would SLAP you in the face

You will be seeing the French film about Aonishki, right?

Eventually Tom will reach Ozeki and win two back to back bashos and become 'zuna at age 48. Mark my words

>>249135
Fag

>>249135
I like women's versions of combat sports actually. I tend to find them more impressive.
Unfortunately female sumo is just like amateur sumo, which isn't sumo to me.

>>249226
Not possible, he fights like Ichinojo used to, he gives up and back out the right the instant it looks like he is about to be in danger of taking a hard fall off the dohyo. Tom doesn't fight out tough bouts, he isn't aiming to win close matches, he wants to make KK by winning the matches that go well for him and surviving the losses intact.

>>249152
Correct, he needs a slavic wife who can take a beating after he loses a yusho, not one of them Jap dolls who weigh 80lbs.

>>249109
Evil taint such as basic safety practices and removal of retardation like "let a guy just die on the dohyo because we can't let the female paramedic up there"

>>249235
She wasn't a paramedic, just some random bitch, you complete and utterly fucking faggot.

>>249236
Irrelevant to the statement unless you can prove the statement itself wrong and not some example in your head

>>249235
Both of those were addressed by the JSA. The idea they need Hakuho to do it is asinine.

>>249109
hopefully not, I've stumbled upon a "sumo world championship" video from a sensei seth guy and it was the lamest most anemic sumo I've ever seen

>>249237
Nobody gives a fuck. Go kill yourself, faggot.

>>249235
rather die than allow western values like feminism, gay rights, and jeet/groid worship to infest Japan. I despise western culture.

>>249241
And the 2025 Biggest Cuckold of the Year Award goes to... Anonymous!

>>249236
They were nurses.

>>249243
That whole meme about women can go on the dohyo because they bleed is badly misinterpreted.
When the bitch went up there someone should've beaten her head in for doing it, if they'd done that then everyone would realize what the meme meant and no woman who didn't have a death wish would ever try it again

>>249249
see, posting incel garbage like this is part of the reason why no woman will ever fuck you

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>>249249

>>249250
It isn't new, unique, or unusual for men to despise women and seek out hobbies and interests that formally or informally exclude them. If Anon wants to fuck, he can rent a woman briefly and then get back to his ordinary life. Why does it bother you so much that some men don't focus their entire lives on trying to appeal to women?

any of you fellas make chanko? i've started doing it pretty often since it got cold out, its pretty much macro perfection, high volume and a real treat when it comes to all the different options for textures and flavors

>>249252
>It isn't new, unique, or unusual for men to despise women
Faggot.

>>249250
r/sumo is that way, kind stranger.

(You)
(You)
(You)
Enough with the internet tough guy posting Frank, /xs/ is chill, save it for the basho threads

Chill my ass you faggot fuck
Nobody wants you or your stupid shit here
Pack it the fuck up and go "chill" on reddit where you belong
Fuck you and fuck women

>>249273
Meds, Frank. We've talked about this

>>249170
>>249172

Tobizaru is diddy, obviously.
Abi is Lanky (a fuckign disgrace)

>>249253
I made bacon, eggs, toast, and coffee earlier. Does that count?

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Good Chris video today, hilarious display of anger from Chris over Dan being both White and successful in sumo.
Pic is Chris's face when Dan is successful in sumo and White concurrently

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Apparently Dan is a fan of the show and been watching since the 1st episode

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Dan visited "Steak 88" a well known, long established Okinawa eatery.

>>249283
You're doing it wrong. Chris is meant to have the schizo takes, and we mock him for it.

>>249287
>steak 88
>ukrainian
hmmmm

>>249288
Nothing is going to top the 10 minute long speech he wrote for Hakuho before his final fight with Teru.

4 years since the last zensho.

>>249291
We will get a Zensho in 2026 but it will not come from Onosato, Hoshryu, or Aonishiki

>>249292
oho (forma de taiho)

>>249292
Atamifuji (forma 250kg)

>>249291
We had an almost 8 year gap between Takanohana's last zensho and Asashoryu's first (09.1996 to 01.2004) so im not too worried about it

>>249292
Asanoyama (after he climbs back to Juryo in November)

>>249273
Holy based Frank.

>>249283
>I would hope the overall theme is one of integration
>not white guy takes down the Japanese
lmao yeah Chris (((Gould))), we want the japs to integrate with and be taken down by mongs and people like the upcoming "Japanese sensation" Ikazuchido, not icky white guys.

>>249292
Kazuma (forma ogro de Japón)

>>249287
>eats the mark steak
Did he get the mark jacket?

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>STABLE YOUTUBE BAD CUZ THEY DON'T SHOW WHEN LOW RANK RIKISHI GET COMPOUND FRACTURES OR PERFORMANCE ANXIETY BASED DEPRESSION
>NOT LIKE *MY* AWESOME CHANNEL

>>249311
Stable youtube but it's the rikishi doing Jackass style stunts.

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Thoughts on tiktok to promote sumo?

>>249313
They can do whatever they want, but the second I see actual bouts in hyper cropped vertical format I want to commit war crimes.

>>249313
smartphones were a mistake

>>249313
Gay, sumo should not be promoted at all, especially not in retard goyslop form.
二子山部屋 sumo food channel gets a pass because futagoyslop is good slop.

>>249316
it isn't good, its a stupid gay soap opera and you're a fag for watching it. at least the tiktik shit depicts actual matches instead of "boys cooking together"

>>249317
why would i subject myself to watching any content in a vertical cropped format?

>>249317
>>249320
soulless vertical edited tiktok content farm aimed at zoomers to consume 10 bouts in a minute vs soulful horizontal boys cooking together

>>249320
this one is at least horizontal edits, unlike the JSA's vertical matches of the day on instagram

>>249314
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d3fqlHmCAqA
heheheheheheh

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>>249334
You were warned.

>>249317
>gay soap opera
It is absolutely nothing like a soap opera, are you 12?

All the futagoy videos being uploaded are from right before the basho. They keep talking about how great mita is. Surprised they still uploaded all that everything considered

>>249249
how is this even handled for men? If bleeding makes you impure or whatever, woiuldn't a man with a cut be impure? Did Ryuden have to cleanse himself after bleeding on the dohyo for like 8 days in a row

>>249349
Period blood specifically is impure.

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Dan visited the Nagasaki atom bomb memorial.

>>249351
Why is horse also there?

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Futagoyama said this to Koga and banned him from shaving his eyebrows.

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>>249356

>>249354
AOnishiki needed a steed, obviously.

>>249304
2026 is going to be Makuuchi debutante after Makuuchi debutante going zensho.
>Asahakuryu in January
>Fujiryoga in Marchy
>Kazuma in May

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>>249354
Humiliation Ritual.

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>>249317
>actual matches

>>249361
Pretty dangerous desu, a bit further back and he could've cracked the back of his head on the edge of the wooden platform.

>>249362
ahahahahah this is why you'll never reach the same heights as kogod you wimp

>>249360
good pic
bambs seething

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>>249362
Better than cracking your head on Nobehara's balls.

>>249363
Reminder that Koga is bigger and stronger than the majority of men on the planet, and fully capable of demolishing any of the Anons here in this thread. None of the people mocking him online could endure a single day of Koga's training.

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>>249367
I could easily beat Koga (forma ceja partida). Defeating Koga (forma ceja completa) would be another matter entirely... And forget about facing Koga (forma Oscura)

Imagine the regrets of all the stable masters who went out and got a mong for their one foreigner and now that have some mid crap mong in their stable who will probably never even yusho or make sanyaku and they're stuck with him for another decade or more and then Dan comes along and makes ozeki overnight.
They must all be thinking to themselves "What a terrible mistake I made going for a mong, what was I even thinking?!?!? I should've gotten a White!!! Everyone knows Whites are the best"

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> I should've gotten a White!!! Everyone knows Whites are the best

>>249370
Be honest: you too would put a guy named TOTH ATTILA in your stable.

>>249313
ok, these edits go hard
yes I was a toddler during 9/11

>>249356
Based Futagoyama, shaving it is to ruin a piece of art, like drawing a moustache on Mona Lisa.

Yokozuna Aonishiki, Unryu or Shiranui?

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>>249396
Usually stays the same within ichimon, right?

>>249397
ah right, Asahifuji did shiranui style and he was Aminishiki's stablemaster

>>249396
Lets not get ahead of ourselves

>>249403
What do you expect
When he's sticking his tongue up Aonishiki's asshole, there's nowhere to go but further in

>>249403
with all of his accomplishments, if he doesnt make Yokozuna it will be the worst choke in sumo history

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>>249407
k

>>249407
holy fucking retard

Kakuryu's rope promotion must've been so hype. Guy went 14-1 through a competing Hakuho and Harumafuji. It would certainly be something else if Dan could replicate that.

>>249397
Dan will do his own style that involves his left arm being forwards to represent his ever-present threat of uchimuso.

Yokozuna Shishi, do they let him do his entrance with twerking and claw grip?

>shirozuna

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The All Japan amateur yokozuna title was taken by freshman Samejima Akira. Freshmen never win, kid is either very good, very lucky or lying about his age

What percentage of makuuchi you think is taking PEDs? I watched a Chris Sumo vid where he mentioned Hosh was eating "secret soup" with ingredients flown in from Mongolia. Like c'mon man seriously? "Secret soup"?

>>249425
I would expect all of them to, otherwise they don't have enough commitment to sumo. It's not illegal in Japan and not against JSA regulations, so there's no reason not to use them to build up their bodies properly.

>>249425
Yes a lot of them take PEDS as >>249426 said.
The secret soup is probably just soup with ingredients not common in japan.

>>249427
>ingredients not common in Japan.
mongs like to eat a lot of horse milk, they have all sorts of myths about "horse milk make boy strong"

>>249429
Cow milk is healthier than horse milk, including having more protein, but horse milk is easier to digest for people with lactose intolerance, and both Japan and Mongolia have very high rates of lactose intolerance.

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>>249425
>>249426
>>249427
if taking them becomes common enough then everyone is effectively starting at the same level and still have to compete and prove themselves on their own ability and unique physiology. it would only be a problem if a small number of people were taking them and gaining an advantage that the rest couldn't use or beat
i for one support this pursuit to find the limits of mankind. let us create the most powerful combination of flesh and technology that we can

>>249436
Pretty much, the only people shit outta luck are the toriteki, and sekitori debutantes before they can afford it.

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Are the anti-Whites of /sumo/ still seething with rage, anger and frustration over Dan's success or have they moved on to the acceptance phase yet?

>>249436
I get this argument and I don't disagree with it. I only brought it up because how fucking obvious can Hosh be that he's possibly taking PED's by calling one of his meals a "secret soup"? Like yeah, it might be an open secret in sumo but he could at least have some subtlety so that he doesn't fuck it up for everybody

>>249446
The JSA and nip general public don't give a shit.

>>249447
Really makes you wonder what drugs Onosato is on the way he makes those schizo faces to himself when he is sitting ringside before bouts.