>>252378
And until this banzuke Oho had never made komusubi. I don't give a fuck.

>>252381
Yeah... because that's the same.

>>252382
No, they're the same, in that I don't give a fuck about either.

>Kazuma wins in january, goes to top of Juryo
>wins again in march, promoted to makuuchi
>gets his knee blown the fuck out in may/july, has to drop out of the tournament and skip 4 basho

LE KAZUMA KNEE!!!

IS THIS THE START OF AN EPIC MAYMAY??? XDDD

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I was saving this extremely kino picture of Onosato to make a new thread with

but we've been robbed of that by this >>252379 (OP) dipshit, look at that fucking ugly shit picture he used, goddamn what shit fucking choice

so I'll just post it here
fuck it
cunts

>>252386
Post this image on /fa/.

>>252386
>>>/lgbt/

Who's going to retire this year?

>>252386
Lmao danfags are actually, seriously butthurt

Good job op you gaped those ukie fanboy retards lmao

>>252386
too slow big boy

>>252385
One bad fall in a basho and 210kg causes his skeletal and tendon structure to collapse like the WTC controlled demolition on 9/11.

>>252389
Sadanoumi probably.

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only ura can save us

>>252391
Its the danfag losing his fucking mind because he couldnt make a dan thread >>251308

What a meltie lmfao
Im fucking loving how much he's hating this what a fucking shit eater lmao
The best part is I didnt do any of it

>nobody:
>anon: danfag dan thread dan dan dan!
Schizophrenia.

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>>252396
Lol
Lmao even

How do you keep setting yourself up like this
This is even a screenshot of the last time you did this exact same thing lmao
And he's here like
>schizo

Its still up you can go look at all the posts

>>252397
Dan lives in your head rent free, nobody even mentioned him ITT before you started spewing spaghetti all over.

>>252397
You're an idiot.

>>252386
>>252398
Onosato lives in your head rent free, nobody even mentioned him ITT before you started spewing spaghetti all over.

Look at you writhing around like an impaled eel

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>actual danfag goes mask off and admits he was false flagging to shit on Onosato
lmao how pathetic

>>252400
>writhing around like an impaled eel
You're supposed to stab it in the head, it shouldn't' be writhing unless you're doing it wrong.

>>252401
Me on the left when I see Asanoyama.

>>252386
Too slow my man. Nice pic. though.

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>>252398
>>252400
>>252401
Dan fags and anti dan fags are as gay as it gets. Trannytame chads rise up.

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Kogabros rule /sumo/

>>252412
Every time you post him, he gets uglier.

>>252414
Good. That's where his power lies.

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>>252412
Shishi will KK and rise in the ranks next basho.

>>252398
>replying to a phoneposter
you already knew you were engaging with a moron

>>252418
how would I know that was a phone poster?

>>252424
Weird ineffectual blob

I dont understand his existence

>>252425
He is kinda of like a less effective version of Takakeisho

>>252389
Sadanoumi
Tsurugisho depending on his knee condition
Chiyomaru
Shimazuumi
Shiden because he blew his knee last basho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y-4ILbpqw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv82c9SAJ78

>>252431
It's nice to see Hoshoryu in these videos actually doing some training.

>>252389
Aonishiki

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Lmao

>>252439
I can't tell if that's Futagoyama or Kisenosato.

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>2 hour Aonishiki video
Danfag will cream himself

>>252444
God I love Spiffy.

>A Kise rikishi rightfully smacks someone for stealing from him
Kise-oyakata given max punishment, example made of him
>A video leaks of a Nishonoseki rikishi shoving a bottle up another rikishi's ass with blurred pictures all over the news
Punish Kisenosato? Why, he's going to be the next chairman :)

>>252446
Kiss oyakata seems like a dumb ass and they have had violations in the past so he got cracked down on.

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>>252414
>>252412
He would only be ugly if he shaved his charm point, his unibrow.

>>252449
This is why you're gay.

>>252450
If you don't like how things are done in ozumo you're free to follow Hakuho's amasumo league instead.

>>252445
>God I love Spiffy.
about as much as I expected from a danfag

I miss when Onosato used the left arm block :(

>>252441
The former. I can tell by the crate.

Kazuma's knee is going to fucking explode.

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Dan hater seethe is as predictable as the sun rising in the east

>>252464
the only thing thats gonna explode is asasuiryu after kazuma yoritaoshis him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khxY7GzHmjQ

Holy shit have you guys seen this sumo up and comer? How is he doing now?

That new Dan video is something else, I highly doubt the Japs have a more thorough analysis of Dan, if that video gets translated then they'll all know a lot better what to expect when it comes to fighting Dan.

>>252480
some of the sanyaku and joi guys know english probably and even then theres yt subs which I imagine are way better at translating english>jp than viceversa
quick, someone spam it to Kotozakura fanclub so they show it to him

>>252483
Only ones I know are Takayasu because Chris Sumo said he does, and Roga who sang Happy Birthday on one of Futagoyama's founding.

>>252480
>You don't get it JSA, YOU NEED this random American youtuber to break down sumo for you

>>252485
I watch Jap sumo youtube and Twitter and I've never seen anything on par with this, if the Japs have something similar or more detailed they're holding it in private.

Sumo's probably a lot easier than it looks. I only weigh 145 lbs, I could run circles around these fatasses in the dohyo and they would never catch me.

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>>252487
Pathetic.

>>252488
My speed would make up for my size.

>>252489
yeah, that's why there's so many small, quick rikishi in the top division, right?

>>252490
>Atamifuji

who is/was that guy in like Jonidan or smth that's a 30-something judoka with no attempt to put on any size

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>>252493
Probably Urutora

Atamifuji has really nice tits desu.

>>252498
Amazing: Sumo Wrestler Interrupts Bout to Assist Elderly Fan

>>252416
shishi's sumo is stiff and lumbering
it lacks beauty and flow

>>252494
yeah that was him, thanks

>>252498
FREE HUGS !

>>252491
atamifuji's ankles are like a lady

>>252499
>300lb airborne in your direction
Assisting elderly fan depart this mortal plane.

>>252379
I want WTK to power back up and make an ozeki run. That he got sick in September was a big bummer. He could been fish man. big sad.

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How many people here are still incensed and outraged over Dan making ozeki in record time?

>>252505
That would be really cool but I dont know if he has it in him.

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>>252505
he never had a chance, was never good enough, his yusho was a fluke, teru & keisho both injured, he was s1e on 7 consecutive banzukes and couldn't convert.

>>252509
I'm kinda worried that he doesn't. Not because the quality isn't there cuz I think it is. I think his problem now is that there's way more quality at the top now and it's gonna be that much harder to rack up the wins he needs.

He's still my nigga tho

Ichi can handle this, I believe in him.

One week....

Onosato clears this basho EZ. He promised he would win at least 4 this year.

>>252516
I dont know, anon. Im a big Onosato guy but his training results dont give me confidence. Dropping two matches against a makushita wrestler? I dont like it

Why does Hoshoryu always have a scowl on his face? He looks pissed off in every basho.

>>252518
Heel energy. Early 2000s Triple H cranky

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This again?
He wears glasses, so when he's on the dohyo he squints. He also wears a mouth guard which makes his mouth protrude a bit. He's not scowling at all.

>>252520
Judging by how aggressively he shoves everyone out of the dohyo with intent to maim, I think he has some anger issues.

>>252521
I cant wait to read your published study in a psychology journal, doctor

>>252510
Dudes who can make Ozeki just step right up like Dan did. The BAJBs who linger around trying to make the grade and failing never work out even if they do end up eventually making it.

>>252520
>azn guy squints
dude they're just born that way, thats how their faces look

>>252521
he has feelings of inadequacy caused by his inability to live up to his uncles reputation

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don't sleep on the big man

>>252526
Too old.

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>>252527
This is unacceptable

>>252528
>he's only 17 years and 8,760 days old you sick fuck

>>252517
Everyone says this about Onosato pre-basho.
>uhhh his training isnt going very well tho???
Same as Hoshoryu picking up a minor injury at some point; it means nothing.

>>252531
No they dont and I have not ever said it before

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>>252541
Please no yokozuna talks before he yushos as ozeki

>>252543
i cant wait for people to say he earned his promotion with just 1 basho as an ozeki

>hay guys, horseSHITryu is looking good in pre-basho practice!!!!
>omg he beat hiradoumi a bunch of times!!
how many of you are familiar with this meme and understand it's full implications?

>>252548
>>252531
>>252517
I don't get all the hemming and hawing over this nonsense I've barely been following for 5 months and it was immediately obvious that anything occurring outside of basho is just half-assed because even when they half-ass is for 0 stakes people still end up getting hurt.
and it's night and day, you can tell when these guys are trying and when they're not at a glance.
what we see outside basho just simply doesn't matter at all whether it's jungyo or foreign exhibition or the practice sessions, it's all just excuses to sell some off season tickets and make JSA some revenue. Maybe at most you'll see someone injured might still seem very injured or something but as far as the "results" go they don't matter because they aren't on the record and the rikishi all know it.

Asahifuji and Nabatame are going to face each other in March.

>>252544
>He's Ozeki and has won two in a row, wtf is this racism from the JSA???

>>252549
Dumb and also wrong but mostly dumb

https://www.stablemasters.ca/

6 days left to get your fantasy sumo picks in. Show your friends on 4chan how much more you know about fat men slapping each other.

>>252557
Oh damn the Zuna/Zeki picks are closer than they've been in a long time. I still think people are dickriding Aonishiki too hard. If Onosato hadn't gotten injured he may well have lost to him in the playoff.

>Hoshoryu - 26
>Aonishiki - 49
>Onosato - 28

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>>252558
Hosh's anger has been building all year
he's going to snap necks on the dohyo

>>252559
Horse should be going against Wakamotoharu, who he lost to in November, on day 1.
Looks like another opening day Horse failure is in the works.

>>252549
>I started watching dondon videos 5 weeks ago, I'm a sumo expert
stick around a few years and pay close attention and eventually some of the more subtle aspects of the sport will start to dawn on you

>>252560
This is literally the year of the horse, pal

>>252563
no it isn't

even if it was, that not the horse they're talking about

I have dondon blocked on youtube because I don't want to see his stupid thirdie face in the corner of every video.

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>>252564

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>>252557
Name my band.

>>252571
Shishi and the Horsemen

Bukhchuluun is going into Maezumo this time round. He's the OTHER top prospect Mongol besides Asahifuji.

>>252541
>Y2eHD
They don't use that anymore.

>>252574
>Ignoring Ganbat
BAKA

>>252575
Yeah, it's gonna be Y2e 4K nowadays

When WTK forced open a third Sekiwake slot not long back he was S2w and not S2e. Going by this wouldn't a third 'zuna be Y2w for that first basho?

>>252578
No, WTK being west was to rebalance from there only being 1 ozeki at the time. If there's a third zuna then they'd be Y2e, and then if there's a third sekiwake or komusubi they'd be west to balance.

>>252579
...wouldn't the new zuna being east create a huge imbalance since Zak is still east?

>>252580
Last time we had an odd number of yokozuna and odd number of ozeki, the ozeki was listed as O1w.

>>252581
Hmmm I guess since the new zuna would be Y2eYO that would add up, but knocking Zak down to west on a kachikoshi feels like bad voodoo, though when Kakuryu was promoted to the third zuna they straight up unbalanced the banzuke by making him east instead of west so like I dunno I guess so.

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>>252584
>it would be unthinkable to "demote" a yokozuna simply because there were too many men at ozeki
I guess Ozeki don't get that same honour?

>>252571
looks like Hoshoryu and 8-7 gang

>>252581
>>252582
Sorry I should clarify, I meant an odd number of yokozuna and only one ozeki is when the lone ozeki was O1w. Last time there was odd yokozuna and three ozeki, the first two ozeki were O1e and O1w and the third was O2w.
>>252584
>it would be unthinkable to "demote" a yokozuna simply because there were too many men at ozeki.
They don't actually care that much for sanyaku ranks. All yokozuna are equal, all ozeki are equal, all sekiwake are equal, all komusubi are equal, who get the 1e slot is just who had the better result last basho (excluding recent promotions, so Aonishiki is O1w because he's a new ozeki even though he performed better than Zak). It's only for maegashira that they'll nitpick over a single rank and east vs. west.

>>252587
who would be the yokozuna-ozeki then? Y1eYO?

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>>252588
Early 2023 was a fucking state.

>>252589
The absolute arrogance of KiriSHITma to think he could take the rope and getting put down like a lame dog instead.

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reposting

>>252571
>>252573
don't forget to set a substitute

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>>252591
Enjoy your shit result. Fujinokawa is simply too small to keep rising up, he ain't no Harumafuji. And Asahakuryu is not only an excellent pick but he and Asanoyama get to dodge each other, meaning more chances to scoop up wins.

Gonoyama is still underrated if I'm being desu with you.

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>>252592
I believe in my picks
if they hit they're gonna hit big
if you just go with the statistically likely picks you will never exceed the masses all doing the same

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>>252592
similar to mine but I hate gonoyama

>>252594
KOTOSHOHO

HOLY FUCK

LMAOOOOO WE GOT A KOTOSHOHO PICKER HERE

EVERYONE COME POINT AND LAUGH

LOOOOOOOOL

>>252595
you will respect the fishy lips (at M10w)

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never say never

>>252597
This is AI.

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>>252590

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Dan kicked WakatakaKOGA's ass in a practice session

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JSA is Danposting again. They love Danposting, Dan is exceptionally popular with the most sophisticated and knowledgeable professional sumo experts

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Yahoo published this utterly disgusting photo featuring Horseryu's nasty diseased pimple covered ass.

>>252571
>I'm new, from reddit and think JSA is racist organization

>>252615
Staged as fuck. You really want me to believe he had the other guy's leg held off the ground for almost 10 seconds and somehow never managed to convert that into a win?

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>>252619
lrn2wrestle

Having a single leg isn't an instant win. Sumotori with his leg picked up is doing all the right things defensively to not get taken down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLjDCwK6aiw

>>252621
I feel like I learned nothing watching this. Hosh was bound to start beating Dan at some point but even then it's just training which I feel never converts well to honbasho results.

>>252622
The better he does in training, the more embarrassing it is in the basho. He's a good wrestler but if he can't overcome his psychological issues and performance anxiety he's going nowhere.

>>252624
>performance anxiety
His average wins per basho complete as zuna is higher than Onosato. Stop talking.

>>252626
And yet he consistently bottles it and fails to win cups. Hoshoryu is a better wrestler than Onosato, but Onosato wins where it counts and doesn't drop as many matches against weak opponents, so Onosato completely overshadowed Hoshoryu in 2025. Hoshoryu is his own worst enemy.

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>>252627
Why are you gay?

>>252621
I'd take Hakkaku's advice and commentary with a handful of salt given that his stable is so mediocre. Dude has no idea about coaching or assessing talent.
Horse doing his usual tryharding in practice to inevitably be followed by inability to follow up in competition. Nobody cares if he wins when his is going all out in practice while everyone else is chillaxing giving a 75% effort like you're supposed to do in a practice session.

>>252628
Now post all of the bashos that Hoshoryu didn't win.

>>252628
Is this july the worst basho we ve had in years? One yokozuna kyujo, other had rope fever, the 8-7 ozeki, most consistent sekiwake out, fucking oshoma as komusubi and it all ends with an M15 getting the cup. Even the ones without Terunofuji werent this bad.

>>252634
>Daieisho injured
>The beginning of Endo's intai
Yeah it was pretty bad.

>>252561
>>252555
hey, I'm more than ready to eat crow in a couple weeks if Hosh can actually convert his 7-3 on Dan during practice bouts into a 1-4.
If he can't break the losing streak I'm going to continue to call it how I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSH9hB3hnZ4
>Hoshoryu actually trying to wrestle Dan
as long as he doesn't go for another pathetic slap down attempt I'm happy

>>252626
>per basho complete
>>252628
>ignores when Hoshoryu is injured
>uses a basho where Onosato is injured as a gotcha
Why are you gay?

>>252644
That's July, when Onosato wasn't injured. I believe you just a commit a "self own".

>>252645
Hangovers are injuries
Sorry youve never been invited to a party

>>252616
>Atamifuji
I was going for clownbasho theme. Atamifuji just looks funny but I couldn't find a good option for his slot.

>>252646
I drink so much that I simply don't get them anymore.

>>252647
Hosh or Kiri winning wouldn't be a clown basho. And honestly, Adamisu winning would be more of a "fucking FINALLY" moment so long as he won while the Zunas and Zekis were performing and he didn't get some weak ass 12-3Y.

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If all rikishi were impervious to injuries, how would this have changed the course of Sumo history?

>>252651
The bout between Takeminakata and Takemikazuchi would have ended in a draw, resulting in the amatsukami not being able to gain control of Japan and the entire country remaining fractured with no central leadership to this very day.

>>252651
We would've only had one Yokozuna from 2008-2021.

>>252617
Redditnishiki

Why didn't Shishi ever get the amount of hate Aonishiki gets?

>>252657
Because he got far more.

Between Kotomitsuki's M2e yusho in September 2001 and Kyokutenho's M7w May 2012 yusho, not a single yusho was won by someone below the rank of Ozeki. And of those 69 basho, only 9 would be won by an Ozeki who wouldn't progress to Yokozuna.

>>252638
Horse can be coolheaded in practice but in real bouts he panic pulls just like Onosato is prone to

>>252660
You're just making shit up now.

>>252662
I wish I could get a hug from Onosato

>>252660
Horse lost the playoff in November on a panic pull

>>252663
It's like that scene at the start of Fight Club where he goes to the testicular cancer meetup.

>>252662
Has Onosato healed from his injury and will he be able to compete this Basho?

>>252666
He's going to spend the next year being kyujo'd by Kisenosato while the Japanese media sucks his balls through his boxers for being sensible about an injury risk.

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>mfw watching sumo

>>252672
>Hmmm looks like Kotozakura did poorly in training again
>But I'll praise him for his offense
>Hmmm looks like Hoshoryu murdered everyone in trianing again
>But I'll criticise him over feng shui or some other bullshit no one cares about
>Why yes my only sekitori IS Kitanowaka, how did you know?

Also I was today years old when I found out that Kitanowaka's family name is Daisuke lmao

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>>252653
Nigga, whut?

>>252673
You're fucking retarded.

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>mfw watching sumo

>>252677
Me watching the July basho.

Rumors are that Kazuma's knee was injured during training.

Reminder that when Hoshoryu and Onosato had their monoii called in their 13-2 playoff in September it was the M*ngolian K*kuryu who called it.

>>252682
>Sir, a second sekitori at your beya has been demoted

when rikishi get demoted does the stablemaster beat the shit out of them as punishment

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look for me on the leaderboards
you'll find me in the number one spot

>>252687
Going by Futogayama they just shave their heads, crack open a bottle of wine, and call it quits.

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how come they get "demoted" but when they get their rank back that isn't "remoted"

>>252690
Takayasu, Kusano, and Tobi as sub are good picks desu.

>>252693
I have faith in all my warriors

>>252694
No you don't, shut up. Zak and Ichi are going to get melted in January.

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>>252695
get ye gone spirit

>>252692
Because moted means filled with dust.

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>>252696
It's so fucking cool when Zak does his taunt animation pre-bout.

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>>252557
I just hope they see that I believe in them.

I wonder how many good colligate sumo wrestlers decide not to go pro because they don't wanna become fatties and ruin their physique. That and the shit pay until you reach salaried rank must be a deterrent for collegiate wrestlers

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>>252706
>they don't wanna become fatties and ruin their physique
Most college wrestlers are already fat.

>shit pay until you reach salaried rank must be a deterrent for collegiate wrestlers
With tsukedashi they can be salaried within a couple of basho, if they have what it takes.

>>252634
It was a really bad one to watch by comparison to the ones we'd been getting.

>>252708
hairline

>>252708
Mitakeumi looks good here, how come he got so much uglier?

>>252666
he says he is healed enough to fight all 15, but he is not. he'll drop before day 6.

Tobizaru is going to end the career of another Yokozuna in 2026.

>>252719
God I hope it's Aonishiki.

>>252708
>Most college wrestlers are already fat
I'm moreso talking about the buff looking ones. I saw a YT vid today of some buff dude beating Onosato. According to the comments, apparently he's a teacher now.

An aside, I only realized Mitakeumi was part Filipino until I Google searched him. But looking at him with short hair, it's obvious that he is.

>>252717
He went full meatball mode. Hokutofuji in contrast was eroded by the sands of time.

>Hosh has a bad knee and a wrapped up toe
>Onosato has a bum shoulder
It's realistic that both Yokozuna pull out this basho. I'm betting at least one of them actually does. This means Aonishiki can pull off two in a row That wouldn't be enough for Yokozuna right? Since both yuusho need to be as Ozeki? Or would the JSA count the Nov basho as a yuusho equivalent?

>>252723
Look up Terunofuji's three basho before his yokozuna promotion for your answer.

>>252723
It's the perfect storm for Kotozakura to win the basho.

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>>252723
2 at Ozeki or fuck off. Pic unrelated.

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>>252708
>>252717
>>252722
Pictures of that era of rikishi when they were young are great.
TakaKeisho wanting to die from a jog
Mitakeumi as a fat beatles member
Hokutofuji looking 20 years their senior already

>>252725
you mean takayasu - the emperor's cup will reflect his shoulder hair when we least expect it

>>252680
Lies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0G6xr9mAPM
Musashigawa gets the same amount of food for himself as for few rikishi.

>>252734
Finally cracked the code on why his lads can't make sekitori, fat bastard keeps stealing their chanko.

>>252725
Kotoshoho is going to win his second.

>>252734
I love how Konishiki hangs around their beya like a wigger.

>>252734
Its really fun to see how every stable has different kind of setting up the food

>>252739
Musashigawa is like a school cafeteria. Futagoyama basically just eat off the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AHtBm_MELc

>Onosato struggling with Hiradoumi, going 8-7
It's Onosatover, isn't it. Kisenosato won't let him fight in January. Honestly I didn't realise just how bad the injury was, figured it was just a twinge. Dan is genuinely in with a shot at Yokozuna if he can keep improving since Onosato is the only guy to really give him problems.
>Atamifuji says he has a newfound love of English tea
I believe in the Adamisu picture he had a cup of Starbuck's English breakfast? It's decent, though it's a shame he couldn't make it to a Whittard's to buy something a bit more robust. Maybe I should see if I can send a package of various teas to Isegahama for him.

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>>252717
take that back, he still looks young and his skin looks amazing

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New gear for Dan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGwzfpTmfdA

Hey everyone come watch this literal nobody talk about who he thinks will do well in January. In a few hours he's doing this stream again but with votes from his viewers so he can dab on them.

>t. not Spiffy but enjoys his content

>>252753
I'm good, thanks.

>>252753
/sumo/ is sCHRISHzoid and slop thread, begone with your literal who!

>>252756
spiffy has good kind of sumo autism i.e. banzuke autism, he is approved

Hakkaku calls you up and says you're allowed to do a morning of training and eating at any beya you like. You'll be fluent in Japanese during your time there. Which beya do you choose?

>>252763
Isegahama because they have the most rikishi who spent time in London, meaning they'll appreciate hearing ridiculous British bullshit the most.

>>252763
Shikihide, I might actually win some training matches.

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Yokozuna dohyo-iris at the Meiji-Jingu shrine for the New Year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0uEeApdros

>>252767
I look like this and do this.

>>252767
I like Hoshoryu's dohyo-iri. Onosato is still too babyfaced for it. He needs that Akebono look of being so over this shit.

>>252726
Those rule aren't written in stone, same fags who say it is were the ones saying Dan's M1 11-4 wouldn't count to his 33 over 3 to get ozeki They'll promote Dan to yokozuna if wins with a strong score, not on 12-3 bullshit, but a 14-1 or zensho will put him over the top

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>>252767
>careful man the spirits don't joke around

>>252770
Dan will absolutely not be promoted with a single yusho at Ozeki. It could be the most dominant zensho the JSA has ever seen but it simply wouldn't matter because two yusho at Ozeki is a hard rule. One can be a strong yusho equivalent (see: 13+ wins) if the JSA feels like it, but nothing Dan does could make him Yokozuna for March.

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>>252769
>Onosato is still too babyfaced for it

>>252770
>Those rule aren't written in stone
This is in fact one of the few rules that actually is written in stone. Again, see Terunofuji.

>>252770
>Dan's M1 11-4 wouldn't count to his 33 over 3 to get ozeki
it most likely wouldn't have counted if he just went 11-4 x 3
>They'll promote Dan to yokozuna if wins with a strong score
nvm maybe you're just being wrong on purpose

>>252772
>two yusho at Ozeki is a hard rule
next sentence
>but is isn't a hard rule, one doesn't even need to be a yusho, it can be an almost yusho
and they don't both need to be at ozeki, one can be at s1e, which is almost ozeki
>but it hasn't happened like that in a really long time
so what? thats only because they have seen a wrestler as good as Dan in a really long time.

>>252775
>it most likely wouldn't have counted if he just went 11-4 x 3
Right, and if he merely yushoes he won't be promoted, he needs to have a really strong showing
15-0 will do it, 14-1 might.

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>>252767
Damn I never realized how huge Ichi is.

I can't believe the troll is actually trying the angle of "they'll rope Dan on a single yusho".

>>252776
Why is there a fried egg on HorseSHITryu's dew sweeper mawashi?

>>252779
Imagine a 5'6 office salaryman barking orders at him.

>>252780
you're one of the fags who was insisting Dan wouldn't be promoted after November and you were wrong about that too, just like you're wrong about this. you're not a skilled and knowledgeable long term sumo far who has been watching this all play out for decades, you're some fag from reddit who read a wikipedia article or a tachiai blog post and stupidly thought it was authoritative.

>>252783
No, I personally knew he could be promoted but it would likely take 12 wins and possibly a yusho to do it. Teru's first Ozeki promoted started at M2 and was only 33 wins, and that's when the Sanyaku was larger so M2 was even lower relatively.

>>252785
Not sure if this is the troll posting this thinking it helps his argument when it does the complete opposite, or someone posting it to prove him wrong.

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>>252776
it makes a big difference

>>252786
Im someone else. Thinking they would ever rope somebody off a single basho as ozeki is retarded. Its either an antidan falseflag or actual danfag is this stupid.

>>252770
Idiot

>>252788
>actual danfag is this stupid.

As if the evidence were lacking lol

>>252783
retard

>>252787
Onosato really struggles to do the dance, doesn't he.

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>>252790
Everything Dan respecters have predicted so far has come true. You were saying he couldn't be promoted to ozeki this fast and Dan made you look like a fool, which just made you into even more of an obsessed, anti-Dan schizo. It's not Dan's fault you don't know sumo, your anger over being publicly humiliated should be aimed at yourself, not Dan.

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>>252792
He's been doing much better at bashos (pic unrelated) but yeah, he still tries to rush sometimes.

>>252794
>that disappointment look on papa bear's face
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........

>>252792
he seems to do it easily (which, in a real way is a credit to his physical strentgth) but without rigid mental focus (which isnt such a good sign). hosh seems to put all his strength and focus into it

>>252781
Made by West Country pillocks.

>>252794
im glad nobody films me doing shiko, sometimes i just lose it and go flying off to one side lol

>>252776
Has Hoshoryu gained weight? He looks more sturdier

>>252800
He's slowly been getting chunkier for the last year or so. He carries the weight much better than Onofatto does.

>>252800
I think he upped the juice. It's about time if you ask me.

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>>252800
he has consistently been adding weight (lots of muscle weight) since he got the belt. he seems to have made consistent good use of his injury downtime in 2025

>>252803
>Hannkuhiru

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>>252763
Otake so I can hang out with Urara-chan

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>>252803

>>252793
Redditnishiki

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTKp-iaDK16/

Baruto may be fighting someone in a mma/kickboxing rules cage fight

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>>252817
For what purpose?

>>252818
He ragequit the JSA after refusing a forced marriage and needs to pay off debts, and thinks that being a former rikishi means he's cut out for combat sports. Wait, shit, wrong rikishi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBj-RFU56o

>>252822
How would rikishi fare in american eating competitions?

>>252823
Poorly because Americans actually practice for that shit and you don't see the consequences of the competition on their bodies after the fact.

>>252827
Can't remember her name but she's based desu.

>>252832
Should've just taken a kabu and salaryman position in the JSA.

>>252776
>>252787
>>252794
>>252797
Hoshoryu will likely never have a better career win percentage than Onosato, he'll probably won't have as many yuusho's as Onosato, but the one thing he will have is a better Dohyo-Iri. Onosato's is dogshit in comparison.

>>252803
>No ass
>Inner thighs are mushed together
Yuck.

>>252835
>Hoshoryu will likely never have a better career win percentage than Onosato
What a stupid comment. Many active rikishi have a better career win rate than Hakuho. Hakuho's career win rate was 82.7%. Right now Dan's is 91.3%. Kazuma is at 93.9%. Win rates are fleeting and in the moment. A rikishi can be mediocre for a long time then suddenly hit their stride, making their earlier poor win rate completely irrelevant.

>>252837
>A rikishi can be mediocre for a long time then suddenly hit their stride
Name 5

>>252839
Kotozakura
Wakamotoharu
Hatsuyama
Asakoryu
Churanoumi

And that's just in Makuuchi. All of these guys spent considerable time grinding their way up the ranks to get where they are.

>>252840
WMH is actually a big (!!!) here because it took him 7 years to hit Juryo, and he immediately tanked back down to Makushita for 4 of the next 5 basho. Even Zak spent about three years grinding Makushita.

When you actually look at it, most Makuuchi guys spent a lot of time grinding their way up. Sato and Dan are huge outliers.

Also until looking at random fucks I never knew that Hosh hasn't had a single non-kyujo makekoshi since November 2021.

>>252840
Dumb fuck. We're talking about win rate here. Explain why Hatsuyama is on that list.

>>252843
Because his win rate at the start of his career is worse than his win rate now.

>>252844
No it isn't.

The biggest late bloomer in sumo is probably Chiyonofuji. It took him over 10 years just to make sekiwake for the first time, but after that he was yokozuna less than a year later and is now considered one of the GOATs.

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>>252778
He can go 20-0 and he still won't be promoted. The 2 yusho have to be at ozeki, no ifs ands or buts.

>>252777
>and they don't both need to be at ozeki, one can be at s1e, which is almost ozeki
wrong

>but it hasn't happened like that in a really long time
it hasn't happened ever

>>252842
Onosato and Dan are not comparable, Onosato was a tsukedashi, its common for those guys immediately level up to Juryo. Someone climbing from the bottom rung to the top without ever faltering even slightly is unheard of. Dan's early career trajectory is an outstanding feat which will probably never again be matched. Even the most dominant yokozunas were never capable of doing what Dan is doing, but if you want to watch the next guy to have super hot start to his career to see if he can equal Dan, Kaki's makushita debut is worth paying attention to. Going for his 4th consecutive yusho at Ms21e

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>>252855
Not that Anon, but...
Nishinoumi was the first Yokozuna ever listed on a banzuke, so obviously it was a special circumstance, but it did happen.

>>252855
>S
>O
>Y
thats what you and your Dan hating brethren are

Dan has achieved all sorts of things never before achieved, just look at how he obliterated Kotooshu's record for rapid rise to ozeki from jonokuchi by nearly 30%, just because nobody managed to something yet doesn't mean Dan can't do it.

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>>252863
Yes, and? I said that in my post. I'm not saying Aonishiki would get that kind of treatment, just saying it happened and that >>252855 searched wrong.

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How did he manage to avoid getting demoted after an entire year of bare minimum sumo? In particular that january result should have dropped him.

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>>252864
But you also searched wrong. Danfag said yusho at sekiwake and ozeki. Nishinoumi didn't get a yusho at ozeki.

>>252867
>The point
>Your head

>>252867
Yeah, Anon, that's kinda the point. Back to back would put EVEN MORE in Aonishiki's favor. It would never happen even so, but still.

Why is everyone down on Zak he was in zuna contention before he got hurt. This is his year.