1st for KUSANO!

Hosh finally won something! :D

That's actually neat that Yarden is there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaSMKX3ito

>Oshima helping out with the cooking
He seems like such a cool guy. I'm glad he's head of the YDC now.

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>>255236

>>255238
>1st for KUSANO!
404 Rikishi not found.

Hakuho is the Reddit Yokozuna. Women belong in the kitchen not in the dohyo.

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I like women.

lmao the dan haters are so intensely angry
and they're going to be like this until 2040

>>255257
>Doctor Hoshoryu, I'm Yokozuna

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HorseSHITryu won the FujiTV tournament.

How come he wins every fake and gay staged tournament but when it comes to real yusho competition he can never win?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVVtAe5xBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7R8DIJTKu8

>>255262
If DanyLOL can't win the FujiTV tournament, he's not yokozuna material. Simple as.

>>255249
He will always be Kusano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7Ix8aFjSM

>>255236
Yarden has a strong tachi-ai, I'll give him that. But overall it doesn't really seem like his pro sumo dream is at all realistic.

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getting tickets for this march basho was even more brutal this time compared to last year. i'm blaming dan.
going to post some photos i took during last year's osaka basho

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>>255271

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>>255272

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>>255273

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>>255274

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>>255275

>Kotoeiho is back in Makuuchi
I wonder if he's any good at sumo yet or if he's still just the shiko guy.

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>>255276

>>255278
>sex with the ice cream vendor

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>>255278
she was very much aware of what she was doing

>>255277
He needs to invent the shiko henka, at the tachiai he steps slightly to one side then leans over to that side and quickly lifts his other leg straight up, dodging his competitor as he flys past and out of the ring

>>255280
>Oh my God is that Takarufuji?
>I'm gonna need to be barefoot for this one

>>255272
Here we can see a Koto giving birth out of his eiho.

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>>255280

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>horseshitryu wins another nothingburger meme tournament
They have to be fucking with him at this point, right?

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>>255291

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/02/09/articles/20260208s00005000474000c.html

omg omg omg omg holy shit roflmao XD
did the JSA make him say this? did the YDC put him up to it?

>>255297
Oshima would never.

>>255271
Yeah we got the "lol it's a 50/50 whether you have a ticket or not, you'll find out in a week" message rom the ticket seller yesterday.

>>255291
Tell those other faggots to try. See >>255264

Obligatory "how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?" in honor of the Patriots winning the Owl.

What is the ref shouting all the time during the match ?

>>255318
Nokotta. He's telling them that no one has stepped out and the match is still ongoing.

>>255318
Japanese variations of "push you fat fuck"

>>255304
Onosato would injure anyone in front of him for 5 seconds before gassing out and failing every drug test within 50 yards of him without even taking them.

>>255304
>how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?
They’d probably have an easier time transferring their skills to something like nose tackle, but in general, it probably wouldn’t take long to get them acclimated to the sport.
Sumo wrestlers simply don’t have the conditioning to play football though. They’d be exhausted after a single set of downs.

The heaviest player in the NFL ever was an OT for the Lions about 20 years ago who was 6’6” and 410lbs, Aaron Gibson. (He also ran a 5.3 40 yard dash) The Bucs signed some guy who weighed around 450lbs but the guy never played and is currently trying to cut weight to get back on the field.

The heaviest player currently is the Ravens’ guard Daniel Faalele at 380lbs. but he’s also 6’8”.

>>255301
buysumotickets? idk why jsa fucked him over, they just hate gaijins. sucks especially hard because you dont find out if you got one until later. can't just get a ticket the normal way afterwards

Does Kotoeiho do those really wide shiko in practice, or just when he's in front of an audience?

>>255344
Just in front of an audience. One bash, Osaka 18 I think day 3-5ish, he just decided to try it and found he could spontaneously do it. He's a really inspiring person.

>>255346
I assume you typed the year wrong given he debuted in 22. That's amazing though, some people are just built different. Fukuzaki/Fujitensei also has some good shiko, hopefully he can fill the void Kotoeiho leaves

>>255297
Horse is actually now claiming to have "won a championship as yokozuna" because he won that staged bullshit FujiTV exhibition?
If fake non-basho tournaments count then why didn't he claim to have won a championship after the London event and put the controversy to bed way back then?
KWABAMYOTY

>Random Japanese youtube video of Onosato's debut basho
>Post 大の里すごい!横綱になるかな as a dumb comment
>Get a like from the channel
:3c

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Theres a new Chris in town
191 cm, 166 kg Filipino university sumo star Li-Bill Christopher will be makushita tsukedashing in May with Shishi's stable

>>255363
His skull is large enough that he might quality as an ogre. Confirmed ogres are Onosato, Fujiryoga, and Kazuma.

Any anon got the Kotozakura belly pepe? I lost it, and it was my favorite pepe.

>>255374
That hairline isn't looking good for someone that young...

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Takanohana accuses Horseryu of match fixing

one day sumo tournament on valentines day on a heart shaped dohyo

>>255377
>People still give a shit about T*kerufuji

>>255379
With the finals being Atamifuji v Tamawashi.

>>255374
Dan is really putting on weight, holy fuck.

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>>255384
His weight is up 1kg from his previous weigh in two months ago. His diet is way too much meat, he needs to start eating more retarded carbs like rice and pasta if he wants to get his weight up to Gagamaru levels

>>255262
Hoshartyu wins fake tournaments because he is only retard going tryhard, the rest are having shits and giggles.

>>255349
No, I was mocking you.

If elbows are legal why don't they do hard muay Thai elbows to the face?

>>255396
Raising your elbow exposes your belt. If they survive it, you're getting yorikiri'd.

>>255396
Because sumo isn't a combat sport and nobody liked that Hakuho did it.

>>255396
The Japanese don’t like making rules because then that means that everyone has to be embarrassed when someone breaks the rules.
So they all just agree without saying as much that they’re not going to color outside the lines.

Bringing up an elbow in your tachiai is fine, Takayasu does it all the time. Smashing it your opponent’s face is frowned upon because it suggests that you’re unsure of your own brand of sumo.

>>255402
It's frowned upon because your opponent is supposed to hit the clay because you forced them to, not because they're unconscious.

>>255402
>it suggests that you’re unsure of your own brand of sumo.
this gets more weight than Western viewers appreciate. even rikishi who don’t fight for their preferred grip are viewed with suspicion. (i.e. they’ve no preference for migiyotsu or hidariyotsu)

>>255403
Yet you can slap them unconscious

>>255402
Just make elbow strikes illegal then ffs

>>255409
It's easier to shout at a rikishi when he gets too close to the line rather than having to over regulate everything and take a hard yes/no judgement every time it happens.

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>>255408
Face slaps are just tsuparis to the head, noob

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>>255160
The identity of the 3rd most popular sumo wrestler has been revealed

>>255402
Sumo has plenty of rules. Not as overregulated as MMA, but there's ten different fouls that result in disqualification, most of which because they don't want sumo wrestlers literally killing each other.

BTW thats Ura in 4th and Onosato in 5th for all the illiterates here. I predict Abi in 2nd place and Dan in 1st

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Ajigawa eat

>>255244
what's yarden's end game?

>>255426
2 - Wakatakakage
1 - Takayasu

>>255433
Takayasu is a good shout actually. I'll go for 2) Takayasu, 1) Dan.

Tried amateur sumo the other day and had trouble managing my breathing during sparring. I feel like I held my breath the whole time.

I have a little experience in bjj and wrestling and can manage my breathing there... But sumo was so fast and over so quickly it feels like you don't even get a chance to breathe. Am I doing it wrong?

Should I be taking short sharp breaths? Shouting "oss" when pushing?

>Inb4 just fucking breathe

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>Pssht pssht pssht pssht

>>255439
Lmao he has a Gigachad face.

>>255439
Is that a young Ura in the back?

>>255426
>Ichiyamamoto 3rd
How

>>255439
Based Locomotive/Broomsweeper

>>255426
2 has to be Takayasu, as for 1 I have no clue honestly.

>>255441
No. They fought each other twice in 2016 (same tournament actually), but ura didn't have a topknot yet.

>>255445
Broom. Trains say dodesukaden.

>>255444
>Former office worker known for having a great sense of humour and is a decent Makuchi rikishi on top of it
It's easy to see why desu. #1 is 100% Dan, but #2 could be any one of Takayasu, Enho, Kotozakura, or even Asanoyama because of his comeback story.

>>255396
Sumo is a "treat me how you wish to be treated" sport, so if you're doing stupid shit like elbowing motherfuckers to the face, you're going to have motherfuckers elbowing you to the face, which means you're going to get injured and sent down the ranks as a result of missing out on basho in order to heal.

>>255436
Just fucking breathe. Dipshit.

>>255449
I thought Ichi was a mailman?

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>>255426
Horseshoeryu, a yokozuna, in last place
KWABAMY

>>255452
I heard he was a public sector office worker.

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Which one would you fuck?

>>255457
Hakuho.

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>skinny tochinoshin
lörs onions?

Its been almost a whole week without a new Chris video and I'm starting to get worried about the guy. He never goes this long without making new content except during bashoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNFbyfmKV8

Reminder of kino.

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This faggot is the Clippy of the sumo world.

>>255459
>38yr old male
fucking hell, I look like a gen z smooth skinned manchild compared to him.

>>255466
He looks like he's just gone through chemotherapy.

>>255459
this man is no less than 50 years of age

>>255462
I fucking hate all who have to insert their own faces in some way to anything

>>255449
>>255454
Worked at a Town Hall in the Education department. He was always doing/coaching sumo at the same time though.

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>>255450
>treat me how you wish to be treated

>>255441
Looks like it.

>>255488
Was Takatoriki always mean bastard? I remember him giving the looks to both Akebono and Konishiki on shikiri-sen

>>255492
he was only mean to those that weren't fixing bouts like him

>>255459
>Skeletonoshin
JFC

>>255488
This is the true meaning of fatslap

>>255498
>Honenoshin

>>255498
He's opening a restaurant for a reason

He looks normal and you're only being weird about it because you know what he looked like before.

>>255504
His pointy face always looked weird to me.

>>255457
Why is she holding MRE?

>>255508
That's MSG to add to her beya's sloppa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FsRzeGjrc

He's such a dork.

>>255508
It's some sort of digestive supplement iirc. Probably a sponsor prize.

>Roga's original shikona had the family name Chikara
That's so fucking gay.

>>255512
Retard.

>>255513
>They will always call you a retard
>But they will never tell you WHY you are a retard
Oy gevalt.

>>255516
>family name
Double retard.

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>>255512
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

off season /sumo/ is pretty much dead since that one brit got permab&

>>255529
You say that like it's a bad thing, maybe we will get back to some semblance of being able to talk about shit.
RIP Sumo Historian Anon, you will be missed. Reminder he only left when people started shitting all over.

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>>255529
The anti-Danners all ragequit /sumo/ after Dan became the sports overwhelmingly dominate figure. They enjoyed shit talking him when he was "only" putting up 11 wins every basho, but now that he is taking home all the cups and is rewriting the record books in a way that even Hakuho was unable to all the h8ers can't say shit anymore, so they all just gave up.

>>255532
Moreso just got tired of all the cock polishing you do. The only rikishi I come close to hating is Stand, and at least the people who were fans of him would banter about it and also not spam every single fucking thread every three fucking posts
You know this, I know you do, and you're just being an obnoxious faggot because either you're genuinely homosexual and Dan is your unicorn, or you're deliberately trying to make a good thread and community on this godforsaken website worse

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Hiradoumi announced that he is quitting sumo to focus on volleyball

>>255531
I miss Historianon ;__;

>>255531
Anyone who gets upset at weak shitposting in slow threads probably wasn't cut out for 4chan anyway.

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>>255546
Yeah sure, now explain how going from a slow off basho thread with light hearted shitting compares to a large increase in post per day of mostly bait, arguments about nothing, and dan posting.
>it's just 4chan
Get fucked, the occasional collections of people able to discuss something they all actively enjoy is something that occurs less and less on this site over the years because of mentalities like that.

>>255540
I don't see him defending at the net but in a scramble at the back he definitely has the explosive speed.

>>255550
You must be looking at different threads than the rest of us, there is no malicious spamming, trolling, or derailing, it's as you said, light hearted shitposting and poking fun.

You take shit too seriously and frankly are more annoying than someone posting a silly danpost.

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>>255554
Ok buddy

>>255532
Hoshoryu zensho'd the most recent tournament, while Danya still can't past "okay ozeki" scores even when he yushos, so Danya is still a step below Hoshoryu.

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>>255554
>

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>>255554
>

So what you're saying is all I have to do is fry some meat and veggies, then throw in stock and I have chanko?

>>255555
glad we understand, relax and be jolly

>Tatsunami posting videos from 4 months ago

FutaGOYama 2 month old videos were already annoying.
Common Tatsunami L I guess...

>>255564
No. We're saying you can skip the frying bit.

>>255564
In practice, because sumo wrestlers have made chanko every single day since 1909, what you're really getting with proper chanko is the sum total of all that knowledge passed down about what exact proportions of ingredients work best together. Any attempt at making it by a formal recipe will end up underwhelming.

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My MFW when the Danposter posts about Dan

>>255578
>what you're really getting with proper chanko is the sum total of all that knowledge passed down about what exact proportions of ingredients work best together
God I wish I had that clip of Koga microwaving chicken nuggets.

>>255585
Futagoyama branched out recently, and I don't think he brought any middle-aged chanko masters with him. Koga and friends are the founding generation of the stable and haven't had anyone to learn from.

>>255585
A century from now rikishi will be eating perfectly microwaved chicken nuggets based on Koga's cooking.

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Controversy in Japan as Russian restaurants rebrand as Ukrainian in order to capitalize on proto-yokozuna Dan's overwhelming popularity.

>>255588
rosya perishes...

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Dan confirmed as the most popular sumo wrestler, Yoshinofuji comes in 2nd place. Forgettable and unimpressive yokozuna HorseSHITryu in last place KWABAMBOTY

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Exciting new details about the circumstances which resulted in Dan's mid-basho mawashi change

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/04bd97b5b84c58a0a8f8bf8a14c8de1125f03d1a

>>255592
Can't believe he publicly shit himself in front of the Emperor, what a disgrace.

>>255592
>>255593
He blamed his diarrhea on his stablemate's cooking? Dude, you shit your mawashi. He should own up.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUkYB17AWmE/
Dan goes to the same gym as Mita

>>255588
I hope they reach out to Roga for comment.

>>255592
okay so you spent thousands of dollars on a fat guys silk loincloth
whatever happens has happened, so they got it back from them due to a falling out.
What the fuck do they do with it now? Get someone else to wear it? Sell it on ebay to the danfag? Just seems like a lose lose situation why take it back just for spite?

>>255597
They'll be able to donate it to the Kokugikan sumo museum after Dan makes yokozuna.

No rikishi has ever won back to back yusho without making Yokozuna at some point in their career.

Raiden

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What about him?

I know using the shikona of previous rikishi of note without permission is verboten but I really want someone dominant to change their shikona to Raiden at some point. Imagine if Dan crushed March and announced it on rope promotion.

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>>255600
Horseshoe will never win back to back yushoes.
He has never even won two in consecutive years.

>>255605
Hoshoryu has gone back to back 12+ wins twice, once as Ozeki and once as Yokozuna.

Onosato has also gone back to back 12+ wins twice, once as Ozeki and once as Juryo.

>>255592
>>255597
A sponsor wanted it back? Is that it?

>>255592
#poopbelt

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Hoshoryu looking like someones middle management dad
>>255297
>>255361
hes just saying thst hes happy he won this tournament as a yokozuna because the last time he won that tournament was when he was an ozeki still
he might think it of it as like a confidence booster that hes still good an capable of winning.

>>255610
this says they wanted it back because they cut ties with Ajigawa, who says if there's a beef now it's unclear what it's about... which pretty much sounds like lip service or it's something personal or something, who fucking knows.

>>255615
Or just a mistranslation. Either way who cares? Dan gets to fight while sharing the ball sweat of his master and can trivially afford a new mawashi if he wanted one.

>>255600
False, it has happened 118 times in the 6-basho era.

>>255618
Name me these 118 rikishi who won back to back yusho without being Yokozuna at some point in their career.

>>255617
His fanclub by now can probably afford an entire workshop to make him a new one for every day of the basho. It's just that your master's ball sweat is a great power buff

>>255620
I said it happened 118 times, not that 118 rikishi did it. 96 different rikishi have done it in the 6-basho era. 30 of them alone are still active, including Aonishiki (who's now done it twice).

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Aminishiki's mawashi was purchased for him by the Iseghama supporters club and then Dan wore it to wreck Atamifuji in the playoff.

>>255622
I'm not sure if you know that "back to back" means "two in a row". What country are you from?

>>255624
>I'm not sure if you know that "back to back" means "two in a row".
That is exactly what I am referring to.

pedants > non pedants

>>255625
You're just saying stupid shit because you're an ESL who doesn't know English. How's the weather in Hyderabad?

>>255628
I accept your concession

>>255628
Retard.

>>255623
kek as funny as that would be did anyone actually think Atami would be in the running as early as Dan switched?

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>>255631
He switched on day 12. Pic related were the standings at the time. Not that I think the two were related. Just saying.

>>255632
I guess looking back he did get the two kinboshi right before that

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Dan receives a ton of locally grown rice and 40 lbs of dried persimmons

>>255604
Raidan

>>255591
Retarded Danfag, Japan doesn't care for foreign interlopers unless they're good enough to become yokozuna like Hoshoryu is. If there's only one spot left it obviously belongs to Atamifuji, the real winner of the January Basho.

almost a week since the last chris video

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>>255340
>aaron gibson
i went and looked him up
that dude looks pretty strong

Why do Yokozuna throw salt? Weren't their stamps enough to cleanse the dohyo?

>>255638
Reminder that Atamifuji having his eyes closed when he kisses you doesn't mean anything.

Has ex-ozeki ever decided to just be a coach in other stable rather than setting up his own heya?

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>>255656
>you wipe the shit off before you get in the shower to wash
Do I?

>>255655
Miyabiyama just sits around drinking if that counts.

>>255655
Dejima doesn't have his own. He's at Fujishima.

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>>255655
HorseSHITryu lives in a stable

its daishohover

Even Chris is now openly mocking Horse's consistent ability to win meaningless exhibition tournaments while never winning any real yushos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH5wnXSHrV8

>>255662
I always mixed Daiamami and Daishoho together as they both were gutlords. Good luck for both of them in their next life. May they soar to great heights.

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Rumors circulating that Dan is secretly married to LDP representative Chisato Morishita

>>255666
Can't not love tabloids

>>255666
>44 years old
HAG

>>255666
Dan can pull fresher poon that that hag

>>255666
>>255671
How can you hate this man??

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>>255671
>>255666
This her?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dszjRnUu8U

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>>255679

>>255675
I look like this (and I'm only 3 months into HRT!).

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Imagine this meme but its a picture of Hokutofuji after Horseshoe shoved him off the dohyo

>>255684
I don't like the idea of making fun of rikishi injuries because any rikishi worth remembering the shikona of actually puts a lot of dedication and physical torment into what they do. If I could get hold of a Futagoyama hoodie for the sake of Nabatame and Mita's ACLs I would.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DhgubQO0Kk

Spiffy banzuke.

>Spiffy
absolutely epic, looking forward to seeing hwat he has to say about the komusubi controversy. anti-spiffers should be permabanned from /sumo/

>>255687
Hi Chris, how's the weather in Japan? Sorry that someone else is making good sumo content besides you.

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>>255258
its time, dr. takayasu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nm5EhBSdr0

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Everyone talking about Dan's impending yokozuna promotion
KiriSHITma can make ozeki and nobody cares even slightly, hasn't even been mentioned at all

>>255690
kwabamb

>>255690
Spiffy mentioned him in the video a few posts up. The tldr is that 12-3 will probably do it.

Reminder that Hoshoryu has gone 12+ twice; once at Ozeki and once at Yokozuna. Onosato has gone 12+ twice too; once at Ozeki and once at Juryo.

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Ukranian restaurant opened up down the block from Ajigawa HQ specifically for the purpose of helping Dan fatten up quicker

>>255696
>Hohols move into the neighbourhood
>Immediately start leeching off someone else's fame

>>255708
nooo those are the hecking wholesome ukrainian hwite immigrants you don't get it. make japan great again.

>>255708
>hohol
>>>/chug/

>>255711
Anti-Ukrainian sentiment predates the current war and isn't restricted to Russia supporters - if there's one thing Europeans are good at, it's hating each other. "Hohol" is as old an insult as "frog", "kraut", or "Belgian".

>>255713
hohol was not a word ppl used before 2022
there are plenty other derogatory words to call ukrainians with

>>255716
Hohol, khokhol, хoхóл, cockhole, and other variants were all in use before 2022. It's just that casual racists hadn't heard of them or had any reason to insult Ukrainians before Ukraine was catapulted into the public's consciousness when the war started. Only dedicated hardcore racists and Ukraine's immediate neighbours used it commonly beforehand.

>>255716
they used it on krautchan since forever, I never look at 4chan outside of /nba/ and /sumo/ so I wouldn't know about the native situation here.

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>mfw this convo

>>255719
we love you shishi.

>>255719
Shishi is ethnically Russian

>>255721
No one believes you.

>>255721
No such thing as ethnically Russian, you're either Ukrainian or Mongoloid.

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The official festivities celebrating Onosato's yokozuna promotion have taken place recently

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Dan rares are now a valuable collector's item, you should've invested at the ground floor after he won jonokuchi.

>>255724
>Former yokozuna Kisenosato praised Aonishiki's growth at Onosato's promotion reception, he said, "If Onosato doesn't improve, he'll be surpassed by Aonishiki someday." Kisenosato added that he expects the two to continue to improve together.
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/71610f01e5200acb786f668d0c2b4403e6dbd6f1
Absolutely savage of Kisenosato to cut down Onosato like that at his yokozuna promotion party.

https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202602130000905.html
>綱とり
Nikkan Sports is now referring to Dan as "tsunatori" as if his promotion is a foregone conclusion

>>255728
Wrong. That term refers to the yokozuna run itself, not the rikishi. Same term was used in reference to guys like Goeido back in the day.

>>255727
Hoshoryu is forgotten

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>>255730
Horseryu remains noteworthy for his inability to yusho and for consistently losing to Dan.

>>255727
Hilarious since Onosato is 4-0 against Aonishiki.

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>>255738
Sure but Onosato can't beat Horse, so he has substantial room for improvement and Dan's star is still rapidly on the rise so it is a safe assumption that if Onosato doesn't also improve then Dan will eventually be dominating him too.

>>255739
Onosato is 25 and extremely adaptable, there's still plenty of room for him to improve. If Dan can't beat him with only one arm it will always be hard for him

>>255740
>extremely adaptable
Source?

>>255741
He won a few times this last basho by not moving forward.

>>255744
Onosato has always been a pull & slap-down artist, the now ancient Onosato kickflip meme attests to that.

>>255744
True, in the Ura match he won by losing.

>>255690
kirishima's short reign as ozeki was so disappointing that i stopped rooting for him

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>>255750
Could've been worse.

>>255751
Literally the worst ozeki tenure since WW2. It's almost impressive in its ineptitude. And it'd be even worse if covid hadn't bailed him out of July.

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>>255751

>>255752
>>255753
Best Sekiwake ever though.

>>255753
You are easily the worst poster ever at the very least.
Pic >>255751 isn't even Kirishima you absolute buffon. I understand you've only been watching for a year or so, but you would know that wasn't kiri if you actually cared to watch and learn about sumo instead of constant negative shitposting.

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Which one would you fuck?

>>255763
The cake clearly.

>>255745
Tbdesu if anyone deserves a slapdown it's Takerufuji.

Wanted to buy a sumo shirt, i.e. not with kawaii graphics but actually some rikishi, but they're like 40 euros on etsy. Owari da.

>>255767
fpbp

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>>255774
>euros
You'd be able to afford to buy a T-shirt if you weren't wasting all your money on taxes to pay for Hassan's rent, food, clothing, electricity, pocket money, car and school for his 19 children

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He may just be a 8-7 7-8 salaryman in Makuuchi, but in Tuva, Roga is a hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_R9-jtWviw

Chris

>>255774
I want an Onosato kickflip hoodie.

>>255786
He finally went to r*ssia?

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>>255790

>>255801
I see people wearing hoodies with designs on the back of old shit that looks worn out. A worn out Onosato kickflip on the back with some Japanese around it would be kino.

you say this and look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvNSDmUpbSE

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Aonishiki wins the "most popular man in sumo" competition, obliterating both yokozunas in the process (HorseSHITryu finished last lmaoooo)

>>255789
Good Chris video. The man delivers quality again and again, absolutely stalwart member of the community.

>>255807
Fake and gay.

>>255807
I'm stunned that Yoshi and Ichi beat Ura of all fatsos but honestly their 2025 was great to watch so I'm okay with this.

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New Dancards just dropped, who is going to get them?

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sumo wrestler and japanese girls meeting for sex

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someone wrote a book about koga's may 2023 performance

Would you eat ice cream with Shishi?
https://nitter.poast.org/BUNZOBUNZO83461/status/2023015243132371116

>>255823
not one but two blinkers, that's terrible luck

>>255833
how did edo rikishi get enough food? they had normal jobs as soldiers or was the shogun sponsoring them?

>>255834
Daimyo sponsored them. Since they weren't allowed to actually go to war against each other, sponsoring rikishi became one of the remaining ways to show off their prestige compared to other daimyo.

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No food. You do shiko.

Poor Enho needed a 7-0 to go back to Juryo, lost the last bout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NFNhuD4BY

>>255849
Sucks to suck

>>255849
Nobehara is the man

>>255849
Did you post this thinking we didn't know?

Enho has been edging us for a year now. Just make it back to sekitori you rice hating fuck.

five years from now when enho never made it and instead ended up as a yakuza body guard and he gets killed in a drive by

RIP

About Enho, I heard a lot of people mentioning the fact he needs one more tournament as sekitori to reach the minimum for purchasing elder stock, but is there even elder stock available for him?

>>255858
Elder stock is almost never truly available, what happens is a deal is made for one elder to retire so the retiring wrestler takes his place. But I don't think Enho would still be trying if one wasn't promised to him.

>>255858
>>255860
its probably Miyagino currently held by Asahifuji

>>255858
I heard he already owns elder stock but can't take it due to not meeting the mark yet. It's probably Miyagino. God bless but man EAT YOUR FUCKING RICE

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Enho sucks, manlets should be systematically excluded from the JSA.
Sumo is big men, not little sissies.

>>255870
Retard

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New John Gunning article about Dan

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You look like this

>>255877
Not enough rice and sake to be a true fan, bet he doesn't even do any shiko.

>>255877
This guy looks pretty normal compared to the usual western rejects who end up in Japan.

>>255877
This is a weird clothing ad.

>>255877
He's wasting away, someone feed him.

>>255870
The height requirement is only 5'6".

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>>255877
You mean like THIS

For me? It's Asahifuji's jonokuchi opponents allowing themselves to be walked out because they don't want him to hurt them.

>>255897
We needed Koga vs Asahifuji

>>255900
I dont think we're getting it, koga's dropping to bottom of jonidan or even jonokuchi, meanwhile asahifuji will be at the top of jonidan. unless [spoiler]koga goes zensho 6-0[/spoiler]

>>255902
He'll probably meet Tenshoyama again in jonidan. Just don't forget about the REAL next great Mongolian hope, Bukhchuluun who went 6-1 at MS60TD.

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Takanohana's shiko were legit. Not held for long, but the stretch was top tier.

Nobody is even talking about today's Chris video

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How come sumo wrestlers don't celebrate Fat Tuesday? They're Fat and its Tuesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvN9CfwgP0Q

Sugoi...

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>>255920

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Dan got all 6 on the Oyakata Channel reflexes test.

>>255919
Because they're not gay Catholics.

>>255921
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE