1st for Kirishima Ozeki!

Lets get some good old fashioned polls going.

>Who will rope first?
https://strawpoll.com/QrgewzdqOyp
>Who will be demoted first?
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV049Xn3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2NywuBOAXY

Kakuryu is actually a decent singer.

Do you think Aonishiki can get 10 wins in July to regain ozeki right away?

>>259364
We can only hope Churanoumi pops off hard enough to face Dan and break his foot again.

>>259364
Hopefully not.

>>259361
First one needs a "none of the above" option desu

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>>259367

>>259372
real

hosh still hasn't been able to yusho is a zuna
wtf is wrong with him?

>>259376
He will NEVER get a yusho as Yokozuna.
NEVER.
And deep down, he knows it.

>>259382
He has that in common with Aonishiki.

The futagoys said if they could wrestle and lend their chest to any makuuchi it would be dan

2 rank demotion and regular checks by NSK for some time, not bad. Hakuho touching a thigh of a supporter's woman, that's some based shit.

https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202604090000495.html

>>259385
chris slop is gonna be so funny

>>259385
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202604090000577.html?Page=2


LMAOOO, this is better than a movie; hakunofuji the notorious drunk creep.

>>259389
>Because Hakuno Fuji had caused similar trouble before and had been banned from going out, Isegahama was worried that if such trouble occurred again, Hakuno Fuji would not be able to continue his career. For these reasons, Isegahama thought that verbal warnings would not get the better of him and that he would only repeat the same mistake if things continued as they were.
Hakunofuji is rotten drunkard confirmed

>>259390
He misses his old oyakata :(

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>Hokuseiho glues wallets
>Hakunofuji gropes women
Maybe it was the Miyagino stable members that were the problem, not the stablemasters.

>>259392
>Bullies
>Sex pests
>Twinks

Miyagino had it all...

Chris vid is up

>Teru is now under supervision and training as an oyakata
LMAOOOO GET FUCKING HAKUHO'D FAGGOT

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>>259396
His stable is still alive and Takarafuji is going to help him run it.
>>259395
He unsurprisingly spun it into "Hakunofuji did nothing wrong, Teru got off light because no one hated him like they did Hakuho, JSA bad"

>>259397
You can just feel that he wants to get on a soapbox about muh racisms regarding Hakuho, but since Teru is also a Mong he can only heavily imply it instead.

>>259397
Wasn't Takarafuji's plan always to stay on at Isegahama as a coach anyway?

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Baruto is going to compete against Aaron Wolf (Japanese Olympic/World Judo champion) on a Japanese tv show. Whoever pins Wolf for a 3 count wins a large cash prize. Asashoryu also was on a past episode as the defender (nobody beat him).

Will the Jsa’s racism against Hakuho ever end. Accusing his disciples of sexual harassment and letting terunofuji off with a slap on the wrist is too much for my tender heart to bear.

>>259396
>>259402
Big difference is, Teru had no prior problems with NSK and he came to NSK himself, while Hakuho did nothing. Just read the fucking report hakfags.

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>At the press conference Terunofuji displays the posture he assumes while cleaning the Kokugikan toilets

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In the Court of the Mongol King

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>>259385
>>259389
Learned that from the best

>>259355
If Dan loses Ozeki, gets an 8-7 next basho, or gets injured then it's official: Dan has been cursed by Pocari Sweat

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>Isegahama punched Hakunojuji once in the left cheek and once in the face with his open hand. Afterward, Hakunofuji apologized to Isegahama Oyakata.

>ywn be NTR'd by Hakunofuji

uglyrapistbastardbros we thought nabatame or kazuma would be our champion...not him...

>>259427
Kazuma turns out to be a pure and innocent youth.

>>259428
>Yuki-chan asks for a kissu on their first date
>He blushes, makes excuses, and runs away
>Goes home to Kise and asks Ura for advice with girls

Im generally new to Sumo, why would people think Hakuho was targeted or treated differently?

Why would you ask that?

>>259436
Hakuho demanded different treatment. Rikishi don't call monoiis because that means disagreeing with not only the gyoji but also the five (FIVE) shinpan, but he did it. Not only did he do it once while ringside but also attempted it on his own fucking match (literally against the rules). He wasn't even living at his own stable (see: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK). If he wanted special treatment he only got what he wanted all along, fuck that audacious cunt. Tremendous wrestler but awful person. All he had to do was ban glue at his stable but no here we are. At least Enho (forma de twink supreme) has come out of it smelling of roses.

>>259439
>Not only did he do it once while ringside but also attempted it on his own fucking match (literally against the rules).
What.

>>259440
Haven't you heard that one? He sat in the front row like a baby with his arm in the air for two minutes while everyone awkwardly ignored him.

>>259440
Shitty quality but every better quality video keeps getting taken down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVkbn5AOr9M

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>>259436
Because they're gay schizos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1imlygs/ring_side_monoii_called_by_hakuho_and_takanonami/

Hakuho speaking in Mongolian about his rightful monoii in Kakuryu v Goeido.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1ilveh6/ready_to_get_downvoted_to_hell_but_hakuho_had_his/

Hakuho being a fucking baby.

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>>259442
What a fucking faggot holy shit.

>>259442
Still have no idea what Hakuho's problem was here. Tachiai seemed clean to me.

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Where the fuck are his nipples?

>>259449
Dan is not a mammal

>>259442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdyT6KNqFIs

>>259451
Hinkaku is dead.

>>259439
>>259442
Thank fuck this insufferable anti-hinkaku faggot and his glue sniffer of adoptive son are off the dohyo and gone from the JSA.
Nigger also acts like he invented sumo and the mean boomers took it away from him with him starting his own circus only fat redditors and fat women are going to compete in. Hakuho is the GOAT (gayest of all time)

>>259453
Retard.

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The only sekitori with any hinkaku left is Zak. People want to hate on him but he has more hinkaku than he has tits.

>>259457
>Hachinana
>Hinkaku
choose one

>>259457
Zak neither displays a lack nor a surplus of hinkaku. Zak merely takes it one day at a time, and does enough sumo to maintain his rank. Zak is a salaryman.

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This goth cutie has been showing up to almost every basho for years.

>>259461
That's not what goth is

>>259467
She's definitely some kind of alt girl if you've seen her other hairstyles.

>>259428
He was actually blushing when asked in the juryou promotion interview about something intimate/girl related.

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>>259472

>>259440
>>259442
There is no rule about it but its a really faggot move to do it especially as a yokozuna who got blasted like that and thinks there is any way for that match to be called differently.

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>>259425

>>259481
>There is no rule about it
Pretty certain it's in the rules that the only 2 people who can't argue the result of a match are the guys fighting. You really think rikishi don't feel their hair being pulled? Tons of guys feel hard done by the judges, fucking hell if they could monoii their own matches imagine how many times Asashoryu would've done it.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yMBNmvBYj-o

Look at Uncle's face when he gets up, fucker would've monoii'd that if he could.

>>259487
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yMBNmvBYj-o
Man Asashoryu was beast

>>259484
Chiyomaru ringside

no talent no skillz noobs on 4chan these days can't even link to a video right let alone download it and convert it to webm, what ever happened to the hackers on steroids meme?

Engagement bot post.

Homarefuji is now stablemaster at Iseghama, but the stable's name isn't being changed to Tateyama.
How does that work?

If terunofuji had any dignity he would commit seppuku immediately

>>259507
Because that would be an awful lot of work to pull off when everyone knows it's still Isegahama and Teru will be back at the helm before too long.

>>259511
>before too long.
it'll be years, teru has to work his way back up the toshiyori rankings and promotions in that sphere are slow going, especially for those who've suffered demotions, he could easily stay on the bottom rung for a decade

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The Chris video only made glancing reference to the fact that Hakunofuji has now rapidly destroyed the careers of both of the mong zunas he has served under

>>259520
Still can't believe Haku glued those wallets shut.

>>259521
He may have instigated, exacerbated or helped to bring to light what was going on under Hakuho's brief incompetent tenure as stable boss

>>259530
>He may have-
So you're making things up. Okay.

>>259531
lmao now you're inventing fantasies about his uninvolvement

>>259532
Hokuseiho is the one who kicked off the Hakuho affair, not Hakuoho.

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>>259487
How long to people think Asashoryu could've gone if he wasn't forced out? He was still in strong form in 2010.

>>259533
Hakuoho's testimony to the JSA was key in terms of establishing Hakuho's neglect and instigating a severe punishment for Hakuho. Furthermore the wallet involved was a gift that Hakuoho had bought for his junior so Hakuoho was emotionally motivated to testify in the way that he did

>>259534
Too bad for him he had zero hinkaku and behaved like an uncivilized third world baboon same as all the rest of his countrymen do

>>259535
That's like saying Nishikifuji had jack shit to do with Teru's punishment. Dude just gave testimony, he wasn't the problem.

>>259534
Not long enough to beat Taiho's record. Hakuho had already started to surpass him, and Asashoryu had already spent a good chunk of 2007 and 2008 injured. Hakuho wouldn't have as many uncontested 15-0 yushos, but he still would've had a fuckton of yushos until Asashoryu finally got too injured to continue.

>>259487
There's nothing that says they can't point out a possible foul. Chiyoshoma did so just the past basho. After the match he looked at one of the judges and made a topknot grabbing motion. They did a monoii and ruled against him.
The problem with Hakuho wasn't that he asked for one in the first place, it was that he refused to leave when they denied it.

Speaking of Yokozuna who were too injured to continue, I can't believe Onosato had to intai after just 5 yusho.

https://hochi.news/articles/20260410-OHT1T51278.html
Takayasu feels really healthy and he's planning to return to Ozeki. I think his yuushou is happening.

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Happy birthday Oshoma.

>>259551
I know it's powdered sugar, but it looks like moldy fruit.

>>259553
It's salt, to be totally accurate to the theme.

>>259551
more like happy mongday mongoshoma

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>>259550
>I think his yuushou is happening.

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Amazing shot, he looks so cool.

>>259562
In spite of how heavy he is you really can see just how strong his chest is. Otherwise the fat would be sagging more.

>>259575
>Otherwise the fat would be sagging more.
Doesn't this imply that Zak's chest muscles are weaker than Atami's?

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>>259567

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib85NtaQNhs

>>259582
I sometimes forget that this is how all the rikishi look like if not for their topknots. I hate this.

>>259578
Zak follows the Kisenosato traditivnal school of training and focuses far more on lower body strength than upper body

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>>259582
show me some kawaii pics of twintail wakatakakage

The punishment given to Teru is far more severe than whats been discussed here so far, he has lost his stable in all but name and he isn't likely to ever regain authority over it.
Details here: https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/04/11/articles/20260411s00005000231000c.html

>>259596
Lost is a bit too strong word; the other oyakatas will just randomly inspect the heya and have the same weight on the training and decisions as Teru. He may not get his rank back any time soon though.
I'm more confused on why Hakunofuji didn't get anything but some warning from Hakkaku, although per the report, this wasn't his first time being creepy around women.

>>259597
>why Hakunofuji didn't get anything but some warning from Hakkaku
He a good boy. He dindu nuffin. He been goin' to Shinto shrines, eatin' his chanko and doin' his shiko n' shit.

>>259594
I want Ichi with pigtails. Or a hime cut.

>>259582
>>259585
Very unsettling, never let them untie their hair.

>>259597
Because he wasn’t acting “creepy. The 20 year old hoochie that the boomer supporter brought with him was enjoying the attention and pissed off the guy who helps pay for the rice. Terunofuji saw his meal ticket walking out the door and overacted like the low class mong he is.

>>259607
I wanna see more actually but google shows me all the makushita TD guys with short hair.

>>259582
I look like this (and I'm only 3 months into HRT!).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrZW8LzPLks

Reminder.

REMINDER.

>>259484
I always wondered why wrestlers don't develop a real hook. Obviously they can't punch but an open palm strike is nothing to sneeze at especially if they put their weight into it.

>>259617
>Kisenosato too eager and matta's
>Hakuho responds like a nigger and baits him into losing to a henka
What a fucking faggot holy shit.

>>259618
Sumo wrestlers tend to have stronger necks, and a wild hook can leave them wide open for any number of grapples.

>>259618
They just don't appreciate real strength training. I remember hearing Harumafuji talk about making Ozeki and going for a meal with a top Mongolian wrestler who asked him about his bench press. 'ruma said it was about 80kg, at which point the Mongol burst into laughter and told him to double it. Go look at some pictures of Harumafuji after he made Yokozuna, dude's chest was crazy for a fatso.

>>259620
Kisenosato was doing it on purpose. Stop posting on 4chan Onosato, nobody believes your bullshit.

>>259618
imagine the destruction an uppercut landing squarely under the chin would do, good thing most of them don't have necks

>>259621
>Sumo wrestlers tend to have necks
shaggy doggy

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>>259627

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11 day single elimination sumo tournament including all the wrestlers on the banzuke.
first round is the koga tier ones below about 400th position on the banzuke competing to see who makes it into the 512 bracket.
either that or they fill out the bracket to 1028 by allowing amateurs &/or retirees in

what stable will be given to Ura

>>259631
Don't joke like that you made me think his retirement was just announced.

>>259622
>They just don't appreciate real strength training
I can believe this. Given that sumo is a very strict to its traditions and most of the stablemasters are stubborn old fucks, I can see them thinking that things a regular modern athlete does as unnecessary. Total "get off of my lawn" type vibe.

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>>They just don't appreciate real strength training

>>259618
Because going full "harite the opponent until he drops from concussion" guarantees that other wrestlers will start dameoshing and doing the same to you. They can take it for one day, but can you for all the fifteen?

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>>259618
skill issue

>>259622
It wasn't a wrestler, just a Mongolian weightlifter.

>>259636
Most sumo wrestlers lift nowadays, even if they're not super good or efficient about it.

>>259640
Jesus, Musashimaru was huge.

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imagine a science-based sumotori.... vgh he would be the ultimate dai yokozuna.................

>>259652
I'm pretty sure Onosato went to Nihon Sports Science University. That's pretty science-based.

>>259631
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sumo_elders

Sort by retirement and you can see what kabu will be "available" soon.

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>/esg/ - 5 matches
>/sumo/ 10 MATCHES

>>259656
Anon... so did Kayo...

>>259682
Is that why they both go backwards, pull, and lose?

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>>259683
That's Japanese science.

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>>259682
Only science could produce such a perfect sphere.

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>>259687

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>>259687

>>259652
>using milk crates to hold the bar
I know they have the money for better shit

>>259708
it's got that Rocky vibe you know

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no more aerodynamic fujiryouga...fucking facelift with that chyomage

>>259708
So? They don't need to spend it when they already have the crates.

>>259710
>.fucking facelift
It's so weird. They always look unrecognizable.

>>259708
Those are Futagoyama-approved crates.

>>259710
Actually thought that was Kirishima from the thumbnail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TUljWq20s

>Nobody knows who the fuck is running Isegahama anymore
>Haku banned from drinking at patron events
>Hakkaku finally has a Mong
>Fuji bitch slapped Atami and he'd fucking do it again

>>259732
buy an ad

>>259737
The only ad I'm buying is for dragon dildos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKBlp2oNIyo

Kneel, faggots.

Speaking of dohyo-iri, we need a good old-fashioned two armed style 'zuna again. Fuck this weak ass one armed shit that Hosh and 'sato do.

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He said he wants to go on a diet.
This is what they took from us.

>>259745
no...

>>259710
its never been as over before as it is right now

What's life like for an Okami?

>>259742
Faggot.

>>259754
Try a little bit harder CIA, ruining this website for everyone has gotta at least have you earning your pay with more effortful posts than this

>Asahoryu
>Is an asshole

>>259757
Letting gaijin be zuna has to be the most cucked thing going. Kick all foreigners out of the jsa.

the quality of a yokozuna's meme ceremony is reflection of that yokozuna's performance inside the ring, not the other way around.
theres no kwab 0 yusho yokozunas like horseryu who have a good meme entry, you gotta win about 20 before your dohyo meme impresses anyone

>>259767
>>259768
>>259769

You think a yokozuna has ever had the runs and during the stomp they just shart all over themselves? That sudden force has to loosen some stuff up

>>259753
Tatsunami Okamisan seems to be doing nothing but running around with her phone, filming rikishi and uploading to social media basically.

>>259753
Depends on the stable. I have it on good authority that Umeyama needs help wiping upwards of 5 times a day

Koga out here doing his best grinding in low ranks and doing all the stable chores and you're laughing at him for it.

Who are you talking to, schizo?

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>schizo

>>259773
Shout out to that black stool on the left hand side; you da real MVP of Futagoyama stable. Honestly surprised someone like Denuma or Nabatame haven't destroyed it yet.

>>259773
I love Koga

>>259771
That happened to me a couple times
t. HorseSHITryu

Y'all laughing but Onosato is one healthy shoulder away from going back to murdering basho after basho again.

>>259796
Or he's Kisenosato'd and he crippled himself forever by fore-going rest and surgery

>>259797
He is for going to your mom's house again

>>259797
If Kisenosato's tutelage leads to Onosato's career getting cut short, he should be kicked out of the JSA and have the stable given to someone else.

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>Nicholas Tarasenko (16) of the Minato stable is aiming to become the third UK-born wrestler in Grand Sumo history

>>259800
Is that a banana in his left pocket or is he just thinking about Koga's chanko?

>>259800
Is he wearing aluminum foil shoes?

>>259802
Keeping the 5G waves from reaching his feet seems reasonable when you're a rikishi who never wants to touch down with anything else.

>>259782
>>259803

>>259800
His head is too small. When you look at guys like Onosato, Fujiryoga, and Kazuma, it's easy to see how huge their skull is in proportion to their body. This faggot ain't it.

>>259805
Look at his birthing hips though, those are some impressive curves.

>>259806
Yes, he will give birth to many strong children. He will be Okami-san at a prestigious stable. Is Kakuryu married?

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>>259807
>Is Kakuryu married?

>>259808
ouch lmao

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>>259808
>happy wife, happy life

Do rikishi have to wear those loud ass sandals? CLOP CLOP CLOP down the street

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She's pretty. You're all faggots.

>>259811
Only the lowest ranked rikishi wear geta, and not at every stable.

>>259812
She looks like she hits the chanko too

>>259800
damn them traps is hueg

>>259812
I was poking fun at his worried looking facial expression.

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>no scandals
>exemplary hinkaku
>maintains Ozeki forever
I really want to see him win.

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Do all rikishi look like this after they retire? How would they avoid it?

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>>259818
Not all rikishi. Baruto still looks like Baruto.

>>259822
It just won't feel the same after this Yakuza looking mf stops being head of the JSA.

>>259818
futagoyama oyakata is a nice example

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>>259818
Here I got a unique example for you.
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnSumoDataRikishi/profile/3152/
He lost the weight while still in sumo before retiring to pursue body building. These pictures are reportedly a year apart, with the the obvious ones taken right before he retired.

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>>259818
>>259825

>>259826
Mirin those delts

>>259825
>>259826
They're all built like this basically, but it's hidden behind layers of fat. There was a japanese tv program or whatever showing this, but it's pretty incredible his skin basically shrunk back.

>>259825
sure

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>>259828
>They're all built like this basically

>>259830
All the makushita and up guys? Yeah, they are. Koga is not reaching even sandanme

>>259828
I think ive heard there's ways to lose weight but not have terrible skin folds left over. I dont know >>259818 story but he might've gotten some surgery done and lost the weight really fast to have that much loose skin left over. Age and how long you were that big probably helps as well.

I think it would be really funny if a ceremony was put on showing off the descendants or relations of Yokozuna. You'd have guys like Hoshoryu, Zak, and Oho next to Koga.

>>259834
>I think ive heard there's ways to lose weight but not have terrible skin folds
Myths, all.

>>259833
>Yeah, they are.
LOL

If I were a male descendant of Taiho and knew he had a debilitating stroke in his 30s I would not become a 170kg rikishi.

>>259835
Koga is related to yokozuna?

>>259839
Pussy.

>>259840
Grandson of Mienoumi, a pretty shit zuna but a zuna nonetheless.

>>259839
better to live a good short life than a long life where you accomplish nothing and nobody will remember you. these wrestlers will have their names spoken 100 years from now unlike you

>>259849
So the telos of living is to be "remembered" by people you've never met and who never knew you? And you expect that there will still be a world a hundred years from now concerned with sumo? Fascinating...

>>259850
Ignoring your philosophical baiting sumodb has data from 1757. I think that's neat.

>>259821
i've never seen a red yokozuna rope

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>And you expect that there will still be a world a hundred years from now concerned with sumo? Fascinating...

>>259854
It's specially made for their 60th birthday ceremony.

>>259856
One thing that always bothered me about the red rope: the things that are dangling from it are still white.

Also, it's nuts that after Musashimaru, the next one who to do the red rope ceremony would be Kakuryu. All the other Yokozuna left/got booted from the JSA (Yes, Akebono passed away but he left the JSA when he was still alive so even if he did make it to 60, he wouldn't get to do the ceremony).

>>259858
They aren't always white. See >>259820
Hakuho will still have one, it just won't be at the Kokugikan.

>>259863
Actually, it may be. Hakuho left in a bit of a ruckus, but he wasn't fired. Also, Harumafuji was allowed to serve as Asahifuji's sword-bearer long after he was booted. I suspect there'll be room for reconciliation.

>>259867
>Hakuho left in a bit of a ruckus
That's an understatement. Dude has burnt way too many bridges and keeps trying to change sumo from the outside. Sure, the makeup at the top of the JSA will be different by the time he hits 60 but there will surely be detractors.
>Harumafuji was allowed to serve as Asahifuji's sword-bearer long after he was booted
Yeah but I imagine that went through because Asahifuji requested it, not because they were cool with Harumafuji being involved. Asahifuji was a influential figure at the JSA so he most likely knew what strings to pull to get it to happen. When Harumafuji turns 60, who's gonna be the influential figure near the top of the JSA to pull the strings on his behalf?

>>259870
Like, the only way I'll believe any of the Yokozuna between Musashimaru and Kakuryu will do the red rope ceremony is if Takanohana gets to do it. If they let Takanohana do it then it's a green light for everyone else.

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Isegahama pulled strings once, Isegahama will pull strings again.

>>259871
Again, it's not a question of IF they do it, it's simply a question of WHERE they do it.

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>>259858
Holy shit you weren't kidding.

>>259871
>If they let Takanohana do it then it's a green light for everyone else
Uncle turns 60 in 2040. Please based Chairman Hoshoryu let him do it it would be so fucking funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwxPPSlSBo

Chris's biography of our guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNluLp2-avs
Wedding-sloppa!

>Real Name: KaWABata Meisei

>Meisei's greatest achievement is being Hakuho's day one in his final yusho

https://sumostats.com/news/9bc8f48a-e713-492c-a38b-d43538ac9150
Fujinokawa injured with a herniated cervical disc
RIP little guy

>>259887
I mean, everyone here thought he was going to outright die in March so this is an upgrade.

>Hosh, Sato
>Zak, Dan, Kiri
>Atami, WTK
>Papa, Kotosh*ho

Anyone who thinks the Sanyaku will be anything but this is smoking crack. Kiri extending Sanyaku gives everyone in Makuuchi an automatic -0.5 ranks, putting WTK mathmatically at S1w and Takayasu at K1e. Kotosh*ho gets his pity Kobusubi debut because there's nobody else.

https://youtu.be/VsFjUzSrQbQ?si=7jpGq8KNbK-0Wkvz
Bocchi the Banzuke

>>259891
Everyone's predictions are going to be completely wrong.

>Kouga suddenly doing better in "new" futagoslop and beating stablemates he usually never does
This is especially funny because this video was shot like two months ago, so we already know he went 3-4 at the bottom of jonidan shortly after like he always does.

>>259891
He's gonna be so wrong with sanyaku and bottom of the makuuchi. Fujiryoga absolutely gets booted out to cushion Onokatsu

>"If you put cheese on anything, it tastes good"
- Soga

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>>259886

>>259897
lmao get shit on mong

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>>259896

>>259821
Is that skinny Takanohana as dew sweeper? Who's the sword bearer?

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>>259903
>Is that skinny Takanohana as dew sweeper?
Yes
>Who's the sword bearer?
C'mon, man.

>>259905
couldn't recognize him from the back

>>259896
True

>>259906
You will one day, Newfriend. That dohyo-iri was cursed. Chiyo nearly lost his tsuna. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijMa9pzJH0

Fujiseiun got a nose job

https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/04/16/articles/20260416s00005000332000c.html

>>259908
Imagine thinking your old pants will still fit you.

>>259908
>Chiyo's rope falling down
>Taka looking like a HIV patient
>That horrendous dohyo iri
Damn you weren't kidding.

>>259887
It was expected he will get injured, but that's a bit too soon, rip. He won't be the same anymore.

>>259915
>>HIV patient
he's now fat as it gets.

>>259917
Proofs?

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>>259917
He's not that fat
>>259922
ig (@takanohana__official)

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Raccoon eyes, brother of fish lips

>>259927
For me? It's him showing the crowd his taint every fight.

>>259928
I think all rikishi do that.

>>259930
But it's not the same when they can't reach the same angle for the same length of time.

>>259926
He ate both of those dogs

>>259928
His keiko is a massive time waster, he isn't like Abi who put on the same show but efficiently, Kotobitcho takes forever. The Mike Harbaugh of sumo

I want to believe Atamin is ozeki material.
I think people underestimate Kotoshoho as well. Looking back in 2024 he was always capable of strong sumo. His 2025 yuushou was earned.

spiffy shitting all over sumodb for their ridiculously consistent downtime problems. lrn2computar sumodb kwabs

could either of the waka bros realistically achieve ozeki at this stage in their careers?

>>259941
Wakamoto has no chance.
Wakataka needs the entire sanyaku to be crippled for 3 basho

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Niggatame bros are you ready for May? It's time for a makushita yusho and a trip to juryo. Once his body starts moving the way he wants it's game over for all these makushitters.

>>259951
I'm too new to really tell, is he good or not? He seems pretty strong from what I've seen but that's against sandanme shitters

>>259951
He's the most entertaining homosexual rikishi currently active, I hope he can reach makuuchi.

>>259955
Hinkaku in the gutter, how dare he flick Atamin's nipple like that.

>>259575
See >>259955

>>259955
Hoshoryu just raped Atamifuji

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>>259957
>>259960
Atamin is clearly at fault for not having appropriate defenses.

>>259961
Look at that smug look on Chiyomaru's face. What does he know.

>>259962
Well he's a fat slapper so probably how to make chanko, how to slap fat, and nothing else

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He also knows about older women, and cream puffs.

>>259937
>fish lips
we'll see
he got lucky now in march with crippled dan, barely had to fight any sanyaku and henka'd the last win for his kanto sho. I expect a 7-8 at best from him in May

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>>259968
>he got lucky now in march with crippled dan

>>259937
>I think people underestimate Kotoshoho as well
No, they really don't. He made his Makuuchi debut in July 2020 and is yet to KK in the joi. A Komusubi who's never had a winning record in the joi is embarrassing. That's Oshoma tier.

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2026/04/14/8030112/
>President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has stated that military-age men who have left the country – some of whom left unlawfully – should return to Ukraine

uhhhh danbros??? whats the kimarite to counter temu drones???

>>259974
>Kibaku(起爆) de, Putin no kachi

>>259974
lol, imagine Japan would send him home