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>>285768884
By being the best written female character in fiction.
Unfortunately, this did not extend to Shikinami.

Just best girl biz

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>>285768884
I love both girls.

>>285768884
Prone bone with her plugsuit on

>>285769549
homosexuality is gay
these two hate each other

>>285768884
She's trash and I will not be convinced otherwise

>>285769586
>homosexuality is gay
It's not gay if it's yuri

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>>285769617
One man's trash is another's cocksleeve or however that saying goes

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>>285769586
Yuri isn't gay. Two girls are better than one.
https://files.catbox.moe/bipkbv.jpeg

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Funny accent, cute voice, tsun.

>>285768938
>>285768938
>best written female character in fiction
People like you unironically need to be killed

>>285768884

Isn't she like 25? If she was 14 in 2015?

>>285769674
Imaishi should draw more Eva art.

>>285769824
Instead of being a pretentious little bitch, name one female character who's actually written better so everyone can explain to you why you're wrong. And you'd better not name some 18th century slut from Pride and Prejudice lusting after some rich dude who didn't wash.

>>285769674
Notice how you have to imagine her in different situations to be genuinely cute and lovable, unlike what she is to begin with

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>>285770104
What?

>>285770095
>replying to bait

>>285770095
You didn't read the book

>>285770137
Not how she is

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>>285768884
>you know what? I disagree

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>>285770247
You're making no sense

>>285770342
should be reversed imho

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i miss squatsuka

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>>285768884

Her personality brings the show down. She's an insufferable, unaccountable bitch. Reminds me of my ex. She's not as bad as Shinji, at least.

>>285772067
Post nudes of your ex

>>285772067
>Reminds me of my ex
Waiter, waiter! My steak is too buttery, my lobster is too juiciy!

>>285769586
Only male homosexuality is gay. Females can't be gay.

>>285772406
>How dare you complain about having a girlfriend that's a total bitch and makes life worse than being single

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>>285772067
>comparing 2d to 3dpd
lol fag

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>>285771368
>>285771420

>>285768884
Misato > Rei > Asuka > Liquid diarrhea from a homeless man > Mari

I love how she becomes even more of an asshole in the SIRP manga timeline until she mellows out in the last couple volumes.

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>>285772895
This you?

>>285773078
I'm unironically this autistic, for realzies. There's no way she's not my soulmate

>>285773045
You should've been here when they revealed her design. People were absolutely furious.

>>285768884
What are the 13 minutes gonna be about !!!????

>>285773217
I'll never find it but there's that troll fanfiction post describing her and it sounds awful then they post her picture and you realize it's her and she's unfortunately real

I was today years old when I found out she's only 25% asian

>>285773333
>>285773300
Nice

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>>285773078
Normalfag men are finding literal angels from heaven and clipping their wings for no reason
They must be put to the sword

>>285773491
I know right? It infuriating

>>285768884
By not being his mom, adoptive or genetically like the two other girls.

>>285773546
I thought men were into mommy gfs

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>>285769584
I don't think that would work, but I like your thought procesz

Reminder that Asuka is 14 years old. You have been masturbating to a middle-schooler. You are a pedophile*.

*Technically it's ephebophile, I know.

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>>285774747
13 for most of the show, actually

>>285773078
Not at all
It'd turn into a breakup way before this point because she's being completely unreasonable and refusing to have honest conversations with me
I do not date women that I can't even talk to

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>>285768884

>>285768884
>how did she do it?
She didnt, Rei is better in the original and as a peak char.

Your pic related is merely a Rei pastische with Assuka flavoring which further underlines that point

>>285775043
Rei only existed to try to get the sailor moon dude to codirect the show, when that didn't happen she was pushed aside

>>285775066
Nah that was just the reason she was named after Sailor Mars. Rei was supposed to be, and is, criitical to the plot, but Anno and the other writers didn't know what to do with her after she smiled. Enormous fumble.

>>285768884
redheads are powerful

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>>285775133
Yup.

>>285775133
>that official art with Asuka's red pubes

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>>285775087
god i wish that were me

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>>285768884
Any chances those 13 minutes will feature the real Asuka Soryu as a twist?

>>285775360
What Khara posted was some sort of auditorium so I'm guessing it's going to be a meta awards ceremony with Asuka as the host

>>285775404
an auditorium play with the real shinji and asuka just talking has potential

>>285775469
>the characters show up
>they start talking about the events of the show and movies AS a show and movies
>Asuka is referred to as Greta or some shit and is revealed to be a german actress in-universe

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>>285775715
>>285775158
Asuka isn't a slut.

>>285775104
>>285775066
Rei was and is critical to story and plot, far moreso than Asuka. Its part of the reason for why Rei eclipsed Asuka during NGE's heyday.

With Asuka its more like the director wanted more and more and just kept inserting more Asuka in Director's cuts to make her seem relevant, even though it only added flavor.

Fast forward 30 years and Asuka is Rei clone.

>>285775803
Plot is the least relevant thing possible to bring up regarding eva, the background events are just window dressing for the character drama

>>285775817
Yeah. Rei should have had more stuff with Gendo and Shinji, but the TV series dropped it. Rebuild did address both Rei and Gendo in a more satisfying way than the original/EoE, although it certainly messed up a lot of other things.

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>>285775803
LMAO Asuka is the one that eclipses everyone else, and it's always gonna be that way

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>>285774818
>why the hell am I telling you all this
YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH YOU WERE DOING IT YOU WERE CONNECTING WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARDED HEDGEHOG JUST FUCKING TALK TO HIM YOU IDIOT RETARD FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>285775852
Asuka stole the show because she was Anno and Tsurumaki's waifu.

>>285775817
It says story and plot.

>>285775852
Never was originally, where she was introduced near mid series and written out ep before the end. More importance is placed on Shinji, Rei and Misato to resolve the story.

Neo-Asuka is Rei in drag, and there is no competition.

>>285775865
This really. Most of Eva's downward spiral in terms of quality is explained by this.

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The reason red vs blue has lasted for 3 decades is because there is an actual competition here between them. They are both extremely good characters. In design, how theyre written, etc. It's not just that NGE is a classic and theyre the two girls from the classic, it's that they genuinely are head and shoulders above the vast majority of anime girls. And theyre both so good IN the same show. This kind of duality is very rare, where theyre both neck and neck in terms of quality and popularity. If there's a great show and a great girl, there isn't really much competition between her and another from a similarly great show and similarly great girl. It just doesn't work that way. But Rei and Asuka being who they are where they are is why you still see the war happening 40 years later. The very last two human beings on earth, in the far off year of 2029, post nuclear apocalypse, will argue about which of these girls is better
The truth is that [/spoiler]theyre both wrong because Misato clears

>>285775865
>>285775865
Actually, Asuka's VA rejected Anno that's why he got her chocked

She can gargle my balls and make me sammiches.

>>285775910
>written out ep before the end.

She's still active in episode 24. She was supposed to have a role in the ending, which got beefed up in EoE probably.

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>>285775927
They are iconic. Well, Rei is definitely iconic, one of the most influential anime characters ever. Asuka is at least as iconic as Shinji.

>>285775803
Rei was crucial to the plot
Asuka was crucial to shinji's character arc
Both are crucial to the show

>>285775927
The "war" ended 30 years ago and Rei won by a landslide. What has been going on since is between different versions which no longer represent the original except for design. Even then, not fully since Asuka is taking design cues from Rei more and more.

It still goes on because the keep pandering to Asuka fans as if to change the past.

>>285775989
>Rei was crucial to the plot

The problem is that NGE barely has a plot. Just a bunch of monster-of-the-week battles with mysterious technobabble and shadow councils in the background until the abrupt end. Rei doesn't get anything significant between when she smiles and when she dies, and then it was basically over.

>>285775998
imagine being this delusional
even the creator himself forgot rei existed after the episode where she smiled

>>285775952
She didnt and it made no sense for her to be so. Asuka isnt a major player in NGE. She goes inactive a lot sooner in NGE than 24. She isnt dead but she has no possibility to have an effect on the story compared to Shinji, Rei or Misato.

To fix this they cloned Ayanami, added red dye and chili, and gor Shikinami.

>>285775927
there was never any battle though.
Asuka won since day one.

>>285775989
Rei was crucial as well, and is in fact the only other person that leads him to happiness in EoE and NGE.

Asuka breaks him down while Rei buikds him up you could say. Two sides of the overall movement.

>>285776021
Delusional is parroting the contradicting nonsens you do.

>>285775998
Yeah the waifu war is a farce.

Wish more people would realize this.

>>285776055
>Rei was crucial as well, and is in fact the only other person that leads him to happiness in EoE and NGE.

Kaworu had much more impact on Shinji than Rei did.

>>285776046
*lost

Rei was more influential and more popular than Asuka could ever hope to be. Modern day Asuka is literally based more on Rei than her original character.

Only the most delusional of Asuka fans refuse this.

>>285776079
Faggot

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>>285776079
That's wrong by all metric except betraying him and lettimg him down.

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>>285774747
>>285774818
The slender character design always made me think they're 16

>>285776094
>Modern day Asuka is literally based more on Rei than her original character.

Only in the clone/Angel hybrid sense. Personality-wise Shikinami is nothing like Ayanami.

>>285776079
The only way Kaworu affected Shinji more than Rei was by destroying his confidence and will to live, having been made a murderer.

Rei is the one that actually inspires change in Shinji.

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>>285776094
Only retards and nationalist freaks talk about rei.

The whole world chose Asuka decades ago, anon.

>>285776106
can't believe Anno was posting here in 2011.

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>>285776094
>Rei was more influential and more popular than Asuka could ever hope to be
Only in japan, because the japanese have awful taste
Even Anno has said this
Everywhere else Asuka has always been more popular

>>285776122
Design wise, and also the name.

But just the total background rewrite is argument enough. There is no way around the fact that they ditched the real Asuka in favor of a new character resembling Rei.

But again, personality wise, the new "Rei" isnt like the orignal Rei either

>>285775978
>>285775715
>>285775158
I guess one more couldn't hurt

>>285776155
>There is no way around the fact that they ditched the real Asuka in favor of a new character resembling Rei
Which no one asked for and everyone agrees made Asuka a worse character

>>285776135
>Nationalist
You're nuts

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I love Soryu
Good day

>>285776143
He didnt, pop polls online in the 90s and 20s showed Rei first historically.

Anno said Misato was more popular, but that was in 1 (one) con filled with sweatlords before most could realistically have watched a correctly subbed version of EVA anyway.
In Japan Rei has wider appeal and still is the only character from EVA to feature in overall character popularity polls.

EVAs new fanbase is curated to prefer Asuka, this is true.

>>285776188
wake the fuck up as if you didnt know already

>>285776180
Except Asuka is more liked now, and more relevant.

I bet you a million dollars a return to NGE standards would.decimate the entire Asuka fandom.

>>285776220
>Except Asuka is more liked now
If you think that's due to Shikinami then you are extremely fucking delusional
The clips the zoomers are posting on tiktok aren't from the rebuilds

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>>285776143
reitards keep trying to feign ignorance but asuka has always been number one, and not just because of the shipping, although AsuShin is canonically the ship of EVA

>>285776213
No, I don't know already
What the hell is there to know

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>>285776246
what did she mean by that?

>>285776244
It is largely due to rebuilds but also prior recharacterization of Asuka.

Instead of arguing like this, I suggest it is better to acknowledge that Asuka overtook Rei in popularity, in particular among loyal Eva fans who have a larger voice and a bigger reason to stay invested.

>>285776246
Rei is the #1 still, the past cant change.

>>285768884
>worst girl 30 years and counting
Ftfy

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Rei is fine but I prefer Asuka. She just radiates sex.

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>>285776529
True.

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>>285776246
>>285776143
Based and canonpilled

>>285776948
The Asuka route for this game was surprisingly pleasant and tonally appropriate considering how awfully she's written outside of it

>>285776529
Rei is a living fleshlight

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>>285768884
Everyone loves feisty girls with a heart of gold.

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>>285777117
This.
She's not a bitch, she's just hungry for love and affection, which everyone around her refuses to provide.

>>285777013
it's sweet and funny that you can tell how genuine her attempt to help shinji get over it is by how awful the advice she gives is and how clumsily she gives it.

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Pantsu

>>285777170
I vaguely remember reading a anno interview where they asked his favorite episode and he was like "lava dive because asuka looked like a balloon xD"

Did that really happen?

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>>285777170
Exactly

>>285777170
No she's a bitch
She refuses to be better even though she knows she should and can be, and she uses the failings of those around her as an excuse
It would be a whole lot easier for her to be kind if other people were kind to her, but she chose and continued to choose how she is

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>>285777404
There are many examples of her being kind to other people only to be stonewalled by them
When she tries to have a heart to heart with Misato in the hot springs and gets shot down
When she tries to befriend Rei and gets ignored
When she changes the dinner plans to a ramen stand to accommodate Misato's paycheck and Rei's dietary preferences
Her efforts are never acknowledged, they're ignored consciously (Misato, Rei) or unconsciously (Shinji)
The only person that doesn't do this is Hikari, who is completely unequipped to understand or sympathize with what she's going through, leading to the two of them just getting frustrated with each other once Asuka collapses

>>285777463
The issue isn't that she didn't try
It's that she takes the failed attempts as reason not only to not try but to actively make things worse and be purposefully unkind
She could be better, and she wants to, but despite that she choses otherwise
That is what makes her the worst
She's not just some shallow bitch that doesn't understand what she's doing beyond her shallow dislike of people, she's someone who has the capacity and recognition of that capacity to change and out of spite, fear, and lack of conviction retreats into being willingly stupider, less thoughtful, and pettier than she should be

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>>285777463
Shit, I didn't even notice half of these. Poor Asuka.

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>>285777403
damn

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Putting Asuka in a big one of these

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rei best girl

>>285777933
Damn..This is peak ...what anime is this?

Asuka is the kind of girl who would slap you for even suggesting butt stuff, but then ends up orgasming just from you fingering her butthole

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>>285777784
Misato was particularly egregious
Sure she's traumatized about her dad or something and doesn't want to talk about the past but taking care of Asuka is LITERALLY HER JOB

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Only asuka noticed that mari was a time traveling parasite, here to steal the attention off the existing girls

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>>285778338
Didn't she do the same thing for Mana?
Calling out her role as a spy like 5 minutes into the story?

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>>285768884
By being me

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>>285776143
T'was always thus

>>285778399
Using a real life pedophile and having him like Asuka to ''own'' Reifags is a new low.

>>285768884
Asuka is so so sexy... very cute picture there, op

Even our AI overlords agree, Asuka is best girl. They can all draw her - but try asking any of them to draw a picture of Rei Ayanami and see what you get.

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>>285772067
>>285772895
>>285773078
>>285774842
God gives bread to those who have no teeth

>>285778338
Hey, who invited the old hag to dinner?

>>285773078
>girlfriend started wearing cute sundresses and I don't like it
Boo this man

>>285768884
Who?

>>285769650
>>285769710
>>285772859
y'all are fake homophobes.

>>285770095
Misato is in the same anime and she's way better written than Shartsuka.

I don't get Rei's appeal, she's a super boring doll that smiles once. Why would I be into a 2d character that reminds me she's a 2d character?

>>285778130
After fifteen years of anime I still think Misato x Shinji is one of the hottest ships

>>285782036
>t. Rahxephonfag

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>>285782036
Works best when asuka lives with kaji

>>285782085
I used to have a hard copy of that game

>>285782132
Motoko and Misato have lesbian ex afterwards.

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Objectively better, Asukafags can't compete except with noise.

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>>285782272
Big if true.

>>285782343
Rei's ghost joins in.

>>285776299
>Peg Bundy and Al

>>285769710
Only if they're goin' down on me

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>>285768884
>>285780499
>>285782332

>>285780499
bait

Rei is better

Asuka otoh was so boring they had to rewrite her into be Rei so she could compete with...Rei

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>>285768884
Would Asuka have been better off with someone who would dish it back at her?

>>285768884
That's why Kensuke chose her at the end.

We had not a single Kensuke posts before >>285783312. Again proving it's one (ONE) retard

>>285784313
Also, waiting for the Rei posting he always does right after spamming

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Please don't lump me in with your shitposter boyfriend.

>>285776143
Mayabros . . .

>>285768884
Her mom is hotter.

https://files.catbox.moe/01mlqp.jpg

>>285778473
Cry me a river, libtard

>>285780499
she isn't.

That's why Asuka and Misato have always been superior.

>>285768884
what happens if Asuka goes to live with Kaji instead?

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>computer nerd
>intelligent
>mature adult
>shy
>submissive
>feminine
>pure
Tell me why isn't she best girl again?

>>285785270
Also dyke.

well by being the most beautiful girl in the world, of course

>>285785270
Because>>285785373

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>>285771284
No it's honestly perfect.

>Daffy, cantankerous and ill-tempered, is drawn to Asuka because he senses she's a kindred spirit
>Bugs, sly and a trickster, likes Rei because he wants to protect her innocence using his wiles

>>285785270
>computer nerd
Into the trash she goes

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>>285778130
>Khyle still won't draw Misato pregnant with Shinji's child

Absolute coward.

>>285785800
Rei already has the ventilation system memorized. Bugs only needs to teach her to use it for revenge pranks and some catchphrases to whisper before she nibbles a precut carrot stick.

>>285775184
Post it

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>>285768884

>>285786708
What's this from?

>>285785373
Because I wasn't there for here in the rebuilds 3rd impact

>>285768884
Rei is better.

Do you like german girls?

>>285768884
>how did she do it
not much of a challenge when your contestant in the "be more interesting" competition is a girl who is written to not have a personality

>>285786913
>Asuka and Rei cuck Shinji with each other
>Shinji willingly fags out with Kaworu as a result

What's funny is that this doesn't feel totally implausible.

>>285770342
The punchline is its Misato (best girl) season?

>>285786638
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1575863

>>285786913
from an official manga

>>285788757
*doujin

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>>285778018

>open eva thread
>75% posts are flooding
>close the thread

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>>285775158
>>285775715
>>285775978
MUH DICK!

>>285789020
wouldn't it be cool if the mods actually dealt with the spam?

>>285789877
Asuka Langley Soryu needs to be killed.

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plugsuit erotic

>>285788818
Still better and more canon than Rebuild

>>285783312
It's the other way around

or its mutual

>>285790815
Not really, Shikinami didn't get to choose
Shinji just dumped her back in the shithole shack (where she was not happy for 14 years) because he thought he was going to die

>>285790803
Non-canon just like Rebuild.

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>Asuka thread filled with Asuka
>its shit
like clockwork

>>285768884
>shitsuka
That's why Kaworu chose Rei

>>285791643
It's the other way around

or its mutual

>>285791723
I wonder why he never brings up the fact Kaworu is fucking Rei right now

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>>285791571
It's not the people who like Asuka that are shitting it up though

>>285790929
Ah yes

Kensuke's fuck'n'suck shack

(formerly Kaji's)

>>285791742
Ah yes

Kaworu's fuck'n'suck shack

(formerly Kaji's)

>>285792186
>>285792309
I haven't watched the Rebuilds is Kaworu and Rei a couple?

>>285792379
>he hasn't seen the canon art
Yes, they're fucking

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>>285792379
If they were, Anno would have been hanged in the street by a mass of angry fujos by now.

>>285792428
damn, Aida is keeping the Epstein flame alive
remember that he was a grown ass dude and Asuka never aged past 14, something the original series continuously pointed out as wrong with Kaji and her

>>285792379
100% they're fucking

>>285792428
>wojak
Lmao
Rei is fucking Kaworu right now

>>285792539
It may be the reason he's living on this island apart from the rest of the village.

>>285792379
yes he did

>>285792571
yes, he did

>>285792379
Yes. It's canon

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>>285792379
Yes.

>>285792593
>unofficial leader of village-3
>in contact with wille
>friends with the village doctor and other important individuals
>lives in a cabin away from the rest of the village
>houses a 14 year old girl who often wears very little clothing, no one questions this
RELEASE THE KENSUKE FILES

>>285792741
she was butt naked with kensuke actually, and he films her

this goes deeper and deeper....

>>285792741
It's funny hw you ignore that the Kensuke spammer actually posted pizza. But if you want to go with that line of thinking then retards say Kencuck looks like Moot and he's on the Email list

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>>285768884
13 new minutes of rabu

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>>285793665

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>>285793665
Nice. But should be adult Shinji x teen Asuka

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>>285793665
canonically this is how asushin does it though

>>285793909
>>285793854
>>285793665
How does Rei and Kaworu do it?

>>285793947
Like dead fishes.

>>285776106
anon always delivers.
ありがとう！

>>285793947
I want to make Rei orgasm using a vibrator. I wonder what her reaction would be

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>>285769549
>Asuka fucks Rei
What to do?

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>>285768884
Reisuka or Asukei?

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>>285768884

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>>285773078
Likely larp but thinking about normals appropriating eva makes me sigh

>>285794898
i dont get it why his eyes shine at 0:09 then gets angry at :18 ??

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>>285773078
To be fair, of all the mental health disasters in Evangelion to imitate, at least it's the PhD holder at 14 and not the heavy drinker or absent parent.

>>285794467
Congralute them and watch.

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>>285768884
Oyakodon!

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>>285795057
so they did it, uh?

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>>285775257
Asuka was likely traced

>>285796299
she wouldn't fucking say that

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>>285796006
When?

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>>285769549
We love Asuka!

>>285795237
Shinji...

>>285794467
Kill the imposter, they'd never do that

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Reminder of what Kensuke wants but cannot have. To put him with Asuka is putting him with a bad compromise.

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If yuri is for threesomes, what about foursomes?

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>>285797212
Speaking of imposters There's a lot of scat doujins with Asuka, which is funny because that's the last fetish she'd indulge in.

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>>285797212
B-But you're saying Asuka wouldn't pose like this for photoshoots?

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>>285797709
cute feet

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Is Rem popular enough to rival Asula?

>>285768884
Kenchadsukechad's fleshlight.

>>285797213
evangelion by anno
he wanted the redhead he got the redhead

>>285797213
ever heard of the term "pairing the spares"?
yeah

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>>285768938
>>285770095
>Ok then wiseguy, what's 2+2? And no don't say 4, give me a proper answer.
Nigga, just read more books.
There's Portia from "The Merchant of Venice," most of the characters in "To The Lighthouse," and even stuff from cinema like Marge Gunderson from "Fargo."
Heck, I don't even think she's the best written anime character. Those two kids from "My Neighbor Totoro" were amazingly believable as well. Or if you just really want well-written teenage girls with hot personalities, there are the two leads of "Ghost World." The graphic novel, that is; I haven't seen the film.

>>285768884
>>285768938
The moment I saw Anno had skipped the iconic Asuka-Shinji training montage in the Rebuilds I knew the rest of the movies were on a downwards trajectory

>>285798908
>they're better cause I said so
wrong
shut up faggot

>>285797318
>German
>not into scat
good one

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I moan so loud fapping to Misato

how come we get to see her tits and rei’s, but not misato’s, ritsuko’s or mari’s?

>>285799703
no one cares for hags

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>>285776143
>>Only in japan, because the japanese have awful taste
>go to japan
>everything asuka is priced higher than everything rei for the same series at secondhand stores
>found multiple places selling eva perfumes, NONE had asuka in stock, every single one had rei in stock
>cost more to rent the unit 02 motorcycle than the unit 00 motorcycle (the unit 01 motorcycle cost the most but thats because it was a better motorcycle)
>even the evangelion cake vending machine was always out of asuka every time i tried

yeah okay

>>285800486
>the evangelion cake vending machine was always out of asuka
this phrase on its own is killing me kek

>>285800213
consider the following: teen misato

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I will remind anon

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Asuka #1

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>>285800486
I’m investing heavily in Asuka!

>>285801185
Always and forever.

>>285770095
not baiting but misato is better written than asuka, asuka is good but she is bound to being one dimensional because of her hot headness quirks.
Rei is the opposite but with her dollesque stoic personality.

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>>285799033
truke

>>285792727
this is basically spelling out for you that rei is the mother shinji was missing and kaworu is the sweet loving father figure shinji wanted from gendo.

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>>285801444
imagine Asuka handling Kaji like this

>>285800213
gay

>>285801560
he would not fucking do that

>>285768884
That's just it! She didn't.

>>285769982
She's a Zoomer. All of them are.

>>285771368
Why's she doin that

>>285773218
Her getting invited and Shinji and Rei's wedding

>>285776529
Rei is the one who reidiates sex

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>>285801560
>>285801716
Only a million times more realistic scenario.

>>285802080
Only if it wasn't Kaji