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MEANWHILE, AT JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL /a/....
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There's something strange about Mechazawa...
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How do the chokers and kneesocks help the swim team go faster?
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Oh shit, quick hide your all your doujinshi, classrep is being a moralfag again
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huuu i don't want to be on the /a/lien hunting team. I hate arrian. uuuuuuu
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Period Day. Period Time. See you in class.
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Bros, how do we free the manga club from the clutches of the fujoshi?
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Yesterday after we played some baseball until late in the evening I went to the classroom to take my stuff and go home. There I saw something very hot and sexy. Both the teacher and the other girl are my crushes.
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Bukikikikihii... i did it... i took photos of the student council president kissing her boyfriend... now she has no choice but to become the depraved sex slave of I, Shirobuta Chinkuro, the fattest, ugliest 3rd year student with the biggest cock Yamahasuzuki High has ever seen! Bukikikihiii!
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I joined the rugby team.
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Shit! Shit! I'm late!
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This teacher is weird
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>>285789106
T. failed his highschool debut and stayed a loser
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Can you guys help me solve the mystery of the serial killer in the school before the festival?
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How could I, a slim, proud, rich, blond twintail ojousama get NTR'd by a plain, shy, country bumpkin cow whose only redeeming feature is her giant udders!? SHE WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND!
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you see, we figured out that our swimming teams deliver better results if we combine male and female events. the women jump in first, after a few seconds the men follow.
the chokers and kneesocks rile up the men to such a degree that now they are not only fin stabilized but also furiously try to catch up to the women, who in turn try to desperately stay away from the men.
we've broken the national record multiple times on the one way events this year alone.
the two-way events ended in a less fortunate way.
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All of our teachers are mentally ill
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>>285786543
Why is the new teacher crying after leaving the men's bathroom right after a bunch of male students left too?
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Guuuuyyyyssss! Mamiya is talking to himself again!
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>>285790564
They’re not all bad.
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>>285790564
Don't worry kid, i start next week. Heard there were a couple of cases of bullying around
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Huh. He's looking different today
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>Get the protagonist chair by the window
God dammit here we go again.
>Strange girl I saw last night is in my class
God. Fucking. Dammit.
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>thought it'd be cool to do a test of courage with some fellow /a/nons and sneak into the school after dark to see if we could find Hanako or a walking anatomical mannequin
>all we found was some fucking weirdo trying to squeeze the anatomical mannequin into a girl's school swimsuit and another weirdo trying to put cameras into the girls' toilets
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots
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ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS
VOTING FOR THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTIONS BEGINS NOW. PLEASE REMEMBER TO FILL OUT AND SIGN A FORM BEFOE LEAVING IT WITH THE ELECTION COMMITTEE REPRESENTATIVES.
THANK YOU.
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don't mind me, just looking longingly out of the window... if you even care
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I'm flunking moe class, you guys have any reccomendations for tutors?
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Oh shit, here comes Saru-san...
Psst, anon. Did you hear about him?
He got held back last year...
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Vote for me for class president! If elected, I vow to kill the whole lot of you and burn this school to ashes.
Also, more money for the school festival.
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Shit, my penis has been acting up, I'm gonna fail...
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Hey guys we just got a new teacher in the home ec class and he's a foreign guy! Apparently he's going to show us a recipe native to his country!
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Alright guys, let's get serious for a second here.
That girl in class 1-3? The supergenius who skipped five grades? It wouldn't be wrong to like, fuck her, right? She's in the same year as us, she should be as grown up as us too, right?
Right?
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Can we PLEASE hurry up and choose something for the bunkasai already?
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I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF /a/TOKOJUKU
EDAJIMA HEIHACHI
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>>285792021
Yeah, they'remen
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Man, i can't wait to arrive at school and begin the Home Economics/Cooking class. It's not much, but i strive to teach my students as much as i can. I'm sure i'll get to know them better and become a respectable adult figure for them
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Hey, guys? I just took a shortcut through our school's elementary division.
What the fuck is going on over there?
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SENSEI, PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME RIGHT NOW MY DREAM IS TO BE A GYARU HOUSEWIFE WHICH IS WHY IM LEARNING TO COOK
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I...don't need one...
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/a/ I need to speak to you about
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after studying hard im ready
>siiiiiiip
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Anon, he teaches the /r9k/ class, he's not fixing anything unless he pumps out 30 kids.
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My guidance counselor said it doesn't matter if I study since I'm rich.
You're kind of an airhead anon, so I would suggest investing in kneepads is better than studying.
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Kukukuku...none of them know that I'm actually the me from the future in my old body...
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Studying is for suckers, I'm gonna join the army!
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Dont worry, /a/non. I will make it right.
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MY NAME IS ANON A. ANONSON
I AM A 2ND YEAR TRANSFER STUDENT
MY DREAM IS GET A CUTE GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL'S SWIMMING TEAM AND FUCK HER IN THE LOCKER ROOM SHOWER WITH THE COMPETITION SWIMSUIT STILL ON
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g-guys,valentine'scoming up and the twin-tailed blondie seated next to me said straight to my face she hated my guts
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Guys, I had this strange dream. I died from overwork and somehow woke up in the middle of class. I- I think I want to join a club and make some friends.
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Can someone explain this pic to me?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/61465197
>サイレントギフト オブ バレンタイン
>「義理をバラまくなんて素人よ。私はプロだから、誰にも知られずに本命だけを無力化するわ。…一発でね」
>少し遅刻しましたが今年もやりました
I get this tranation:
>Silent Gift of Valentine
>"It's an amateur to throw away a sense of duty. I'm a professional, so I'll neutralize only the favorites without anyone knowing. ...in one shot."
>I was a little late, but I did it again this year
The artist made a similar pic with the same theme before.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/41629112
>オペレーション・カカオ
>「ブラウニーより本部、東教室棟を制圧。15名射殺、3名捕縛。当方に損害無し」
「本部了解、引き続き二階図書室の制圧に当たられたし、オーバー」
「こちらショコラボンボン!体育館内に標的多数確認!増援求む!」
「いいだろう、我々は義理には厚いからな。たっぷりと味わわせてやれ。 …本命を見失うなよ」
>■「義理でもいいから欲しい」と願った結果がこれだよ!
>Operation Cacao
>"Headquarters from Brownie takes control of the East Classroom Building. 15 shot dead, 3 captured. No damage to us."
"Headquarters understood, we continue to be in control of the second floor library, so it's over."
"This is Chocolat Bonbon! Many targets confirmed in the gymnasium! We're looking for reinforcements!"
"Well, we're strong in our obligations. Let me taste it to my heart's content. …Don't lose sight of your favorite."
It seems to be connected to his zombie pic too much text but something involving a virgin zombie virus and the cure being girls giving them chocolate on valentines day.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/55288402
All three were posted on valentine's day.
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The other pics in that series.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/33581594
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/48756716
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/67275171
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/73184948
They aren't getting killed they are being sprayed with chcocolate to cure them from the zombie virus. Only girls can do the curing with chocolate thing.
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don't worry, anon
yamashita-kun has spread his wings and flown off
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this anon is right>>285789432
gather up people, we're going to have a meeting for the cultural festival
what kind of theme should we do this year?
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We'd have to ask some girls from 2-/e/ to help out, and send some of our girls to them to help out with whatever it is they're gonna do.
Fingers crossed they don't have the same idea or steal this one.
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>loudspeaker comes on
>And that concludes this semester's Penis Inspection Day
>Congratulations to Anon Y. Maus for having the smallest penis 3 years in a row!
>Everyone give a big (or rather, a small) round of applause for Anon!
Fucking hate penis inspection day
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Don't attend an all girls school as a boy then.
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In order to avert the coming catastrophe I propose the immediate formation a paranormal/occult research club.
Recruits wanted. Espers and other highly "gifted" individuals preferred.
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I stg?
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I….bought a bike!
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At this rate our school's baseball team is gonna get shut down, and we can kiss our chances at Koshien goodbye.
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Uwaaah… I just started my training a week ago, and already I have mastered 27 different martial arts, beaten up the captains of all fighting clubs at school, punched through 10m thick concrete walls, and fended off 100 delinquents with katanas and guns…
Man I feel so weak. Guess I still have a long way to go before I become a true martial artist.
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>Kaiba Corporation has bought your school. From now on it functions under my rules. Every conflict will be solved by a Duel Monsters duel. You will be taught Duel Monsters alongside what you are already taught in school. Bad dueling gives you bad grades.
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"If you're thirsty, I've got more", she says. At my nod of assent she stands up, facing me. I put my hand and knees on the ground, stretching my neck. As she lifts her skirt, her legs and groin emerge from the shadow and shine dazzlingly (we gave up our underwear a few days ago); her golden pubes are a flame of hope. "It's not much, be careful not to waste it", she warns me, a mix of disgust and embarassement painted on her face. "Spread your lips a bit, please; it makes it easier", I say; then I open my mouth, waiting for her to urinate. She reluctantly abides to my request.
I ask to myself: "Should I be happy"?
The girl who stands in front of me providing the ambrosia I'm avidly gulping down is called Ilinca; her parents came to Japan some years ago from Moldova and she's the most beautiful girl I've ever met. All the boys fell figuratively at her feet since the first day of school; I'm probably the only one to have the privilege of kneeling literally in front of her, looking at her crotch so closely.
I should probably be happy.
The Golden week is almost over and there is absolutely no one at school except the two of us.
We've been trapped in the gymn storage shed for six days already; two days are still to come.
Looking forward to our rescue, the previous days we were collecting all of our wastes in a couple of buckets, one for me and one for Ilinca; we thought to ourselves that even if we had to do our business in the same room, it was like having separate toilets. Now the buckets are lying in a corner, two wooden tablets covering both our dregs and the pants we used instead of the missing paper.
Not having managed our meager water supply properly and no longer able to bear the thirst, yesterday we started drinking from each other'spring.
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In hindsight it would have been better if we used the buckets in a different way, separating solid and liquid: not only we would have had more to drink, but now we wouldn't have to water ourselves from each other's fountains. Maybe I'm a little happy.
"Thank you", I say, "I will give some to you in a few minutes, as soon as I... relax a bit". "No need for that!", she says with an angry and broken voice; then hse lets out a deep sigh. I can't blame her; truth is that, despite the desperate situation we find ourselves in, every time we have to share our fluids i have a raging boner. This is particularly annoying when it's her turn to quench her thirst because it takes forever to finish and sometimes the gushes miss the target and hit all around.
"I'm gonna sleep now" she says as she lies on her gymnastic mat. I follow her example and try to take some rest.
"Staying on the subject of this sorry condition of yours, is it true what you told me yesterday?" she suddenly asks after a few minutes.
"Well, I'm not sure about its nutritional values but guess that it's perfectly edible. I'm not even sure that drinking urine is the right choice but at least i've heard that someone di it and survived to tell"
"And you say it's gonna expire soon?"
"No... It's more that I fear it will soon... how can I say... go to waste. And I don't think there's anything else here that we can eat; at least I've never heard of someone who survived eating his...."
"AAAHH! Shut up! For Christ sake...Enough, I'm too hungry to question more." she says "And how should we do it?".
"Something like what we do when you drink, I think?"
"Ok then, take off your sweatpants!"
I don't know if we ever will make it out of this predicament. All I know is that this girl is desperate and beautiful, she's crawling towards me and I'm going to feed her. Should I be happy?
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Got your test results, /a/. And uhm...
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>>285786543
Hey girls, look, a new teacher has arrived at our school.
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Why is Naoto looking at me like that??
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What is your history with Haruka-san, that crazy bitch in the corner?>>285807447
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Uh, I, I don't know anything about that. Ehe he he...
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>>285803435
Don't flatten any more pedestrians this time.
You already lost the Celsior after striking a man and his daughter crossing the street.
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So… my title is being sought after… not to worry… I’ll just have to spend some time training… yes hahaha… at that place… just you wait hahaha… the heavens won’t be laughing…! *adjusts my cock piercing*
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I know a solution
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>>285786543
Hey guys, check out this video of her cat my girlfriend sent me. Pretty cute, right?
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the socks are for training..It adds extra weight/resistance to the legs while swimming so eventually when they remove the socks they swim faster, plus sexooo
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I have a confession Class 2-A
I am actually a middle-aged North American who was reborn as a Japanese High-Schooler and I've been faking all my interactions by just muttering 'eto...' since I do not understand or speak Japanese.
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>invite transfer student to join club since they seemed to have an interested
>is clearly the best person on the field
>"thanks for the invite but i am going to join this other stupid club and never talk to you again"
this has already happened 3 times this year!
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Hibiki.
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We can't. Its better to just start our own seperate one. Also, to any of your brain rotted fujos...
>Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend. C.S. Lewis.
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>>285786943
yeah, there's a button missing on his uniform
Mechazawa really cares about his friends. He's a sensitive guy in touch with his emotions. We're lucky to have him in our gang.
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