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I just learned that homusaya isn't even a crackship because they interact enough
I have existential crisis now

what is crack even? how am I going to disrespect the characters now?
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I mean, Sayaka princess carries Homura in Magireco
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This is the pinnacle of crack btw
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Sayaka is a cuck
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>Sayaka is a cuck
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lets just post mami x bebe cause it's not only homo but also pedo and possibly incestual
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>>285790205
Jeffery calm down
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>>285790205
ume-sensei's favorite pairing
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>>285789801
It's hot. That's what matters.
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>>285790534
True.
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>>285789801
why don't you post some canon pairings for a change? go full circle?
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Imagine how fun it would be to date both of them.
True FFM kino
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Kyouko is gay for Sayaka, yuri subtext isn't uncommon in the magical girl genre
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Kyouko is gay for Madoka
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This thread will get over 500 replies.
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Plug in the butt
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Compounded is occupied with the Kaguya thread right now.
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Lesbian couples are so cute
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>>285789801
>>285789906
>>285789928
>>285791270
>>285791341
You are just so fucking mad, !-Akemi. Everything you do is for the sake of trying to attack people.
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>>285791973
Calm down, nigger
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>>285791588
>>285791521
>>285791335
>>285790705
>>285790534
Seriously, how did you fuck your life up so badly.
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>>285792009
You will never make anyone mad. Your impotent attempt to attack people will never hurt anyone.
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>>285789906
Hot
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>>285792178
Mentally ill samefag.
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>>285789801
Cute
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>>285792178
True
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>>285792378
why does this link send me to archive full of angry hippo posts? is hippo the op? im le confuse
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>>285792296
Cute couple
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>>285793141
>mentally ill schizo just necro bumped his own thread
Take the hint, no one wants you here.
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Who's behind this post?
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>>285793298
>Didn't spoil it
Anon...
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Is this thread gonna be another 500 deleted posts by the resident ban evader?
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>>285793323
don't worry he will mass quote and answer the question anyway. it's his destiny.
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best ship
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>>285793341
>>285793372
>>285793802
>>285793437
It's honestly funny as fuck how mind broken you are by "mass quotes". No one but you cares or thinks it's wrong to link your posts.
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Madoka would only date Homura if she was allowed to date a guy as well
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Madoka would only date Homura if she was allowed to date Sayaka as well
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Can we keep them busy in this thread?
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Madoka would only date Homura if she was allowed to date Kyouko as well
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homura deserves her own harem for everything she's been through
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>>285794358
This is true and every man and women in Madoka Magica should be a part of it
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Mami jobbed to me, twice.
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>>285794452
Nagisa...
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the HomuSaya hatefuck sesh would get so sweaty
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>>285794452
Kyouko...
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i'm becoming a HomuSaya truther
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I am from the future. At the end of Kaiten (comes out in 2028 btw) it skips forwards a few decades to show the girls all grown up. The final shot shows that Madoka let Tatsuya get one of her wives, Homura, pregnant
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Imagine how many men they fucked together
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mami is too milf-pilled, is this grooming?
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>>285794568
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Homura is a confirmed lesbian
She is in love with Sayaka
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>>285794839
congratulations to the happy couple!
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>>285794736
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>>285794060
>>285794115
>>285794119
>>285794265
>>285794348
You are by far the most mentally ill person to ever exist.
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>>285789906
this isnt crack its aoi yuuki pilled
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>>285794358
>>285794412
>>285794462
>>285794486
>>285794568
Really, how did you fuck your life up so badly?
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>>285790705
>homura
>ever topping
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Since when did Madoka start voice acting?
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>>285794589
>>285794659
>>285794736
>>285794839
>>285794951
Your obsession with trying to attack other posters is mental illness.
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>>285795159
>>285795087
Your "meme" will never be a thing.
You will never be funny, no one will ever like you.
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>>285795136
which girl tops here?
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>>285795446
What's it like knowing you're going to die mid-shitpost? Just by the sheer fact it's the only thing you do with your life.
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>>285795446
Sayaka because she's still heroine coded. but homura will continue to stomp around like a high maintenance kitten
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>>285795507
bratty bottom homura is a respectable take, but homura's gold star might mog sayaka's "chasing after a man" arc
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>>285795599
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>>285794568
OTP
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After a 100+ months together, Homura wouldn't even give a shit about Sayaka's CORPSE, why would you ship them
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>>285795726
find it in your heart to accept toxic yuri and a world of pleasures will open up to you
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>>285795726
A certain schizo feels personally attacked by this ship. That's why he posts it and replies to himself pretending to be different people.
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>>285795788
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>>285795817
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>>285795841
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>>285795888
yuri trips of truth
expand harem
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>>285795136
>>285795446
>>285795599
There's not enough fan art of Homura being a bottom
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Madoka's wives
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>>285795909
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>>285793802
>SayaMado
An uncommon pair, but a very cute one.
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>>285795810
Thanks for the lore explanation
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>>285795974
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>>285796100
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Love this guy's art.
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>>285796173
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I'm a madohomu fag but I think Kyouko and Madoka would be very cute together
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>>285796246
I'm a mentally healthy superhuman and everyone wants me here, though.
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Replace the ice cream with my penis and it would be canon
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>>285796245
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Sayaka's wife
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>>285796430
I'm not a lolcow, though. I'm more of a lmaobull.
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>>285796548
I'm always subtle and smart, though.
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>>285796646
I'm not autistic and obsessive, though.
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Homura's wife is a cute
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>>285796721
I don't have shitposting personas. I do have qualityposting shadows, though.
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>>285796618
SANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>285796783
Seek help.
And no, you're not "changing your posting style" by doing this.
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I love my wives
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>>285796827
How you act will never be normal or sane.
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>>285796810
I didn't change my posting style, though.
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>>285796874
How do you cope with the fact that you're literally going to die as you shitpost on 4chan because this is all you do with your life.
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Cute couple
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>>285796897
>How do you cope
I don't cope, though.
>you're literally going to die as you shitpost on 4chan
I'm not going to die as I qualitypost on 4chan, though.
>this is all you do with your life
This isn't all I do with my life, though.
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>>285797022
I'm funny and smart, though.
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>>285797102
I don't need to seek help, though.
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>>285797233
That would be so fucking impressive if someone actually did this. Like literally I mean.
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Madoka's wife
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>>285797233
I have spent every second of my life for the last 15 years qualityposting, though.
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>>285797360
Yes I have, though.
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>>285797404
Explain why you can't stop trying to attack people with crack images.
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All of these girls are poly lesbians, respect their identity
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>>285797438
This guy must really hate Madoka if he does this every thread
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>>285797422
I don't try to attack people with crack images. I do heal people with crack images, though.
>>285797438
True.
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>>285797466
Yeah, liking Madoka means acknowledging it for what it is, poly yuri kino
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>>285797466
He does it every single thread. And unfortunately I wasn't lying when I said he was a Steins;Gate fag with some kind of inferiority complex about his show.
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>>285797500
>He's a Steins Gate fag
Sorry to hear that. Is it because/a/ voted madoka for AOTD?
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>>285797516
I'm funny and smart, though.
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>>285797527
I don't know. He's been doing this literally for years now though, maybe several years even.
You know ACK? The real one isn't even here anymore, he's been gone for years. The ACK you see today is multiple people replicating his posting style and pretending to be him, including this Steins;Gate fag.
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Homura will kiss Sayaka in the new Madoka movie
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>>285797438
Fuck off retard this thread isn't for you
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>>285797599
You die in the middle of typing out a shitpost.
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It would be easier to name anyone who thinks ACK doesn't exist.
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>>285797438
Based
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This is the only Canon couple in Madoka btw
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>Another Steins;Gate fag mental breakdown
Why is he so fragile?
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>>285797693
He can't even let us fish in peace...
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>>285797682
Because my "ack" boogieman keeps replying to me.
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>>285797500
Unironically you might be right about that. I mean just look at >>285797667
and >>285797682
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>>285797691
They will fuck in Kaiten btw
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>>285789801
At first I shipped HomuSaya/SayaHomu for hatesex crackship reasons. But then I read a fanfic called The Sword of Justice and the Shield of Time, and started taking it a bit more serious. Then I looked up Magia Record where Sayaka and Moemura were really cute.
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>>285797585
Aright I got bored. Just go kill yourself already, ACK.
>>285797567
>The real one isn't even here anymore
Wait, for real? This was a complete waste of time then. Fuck this, I'm gonna go play vidya.
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>>285797766
There WILL be a kiss in Kaiten
and it WILL be between Mami and Iroha
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>>285789801
It's not a crackship because there's genuine sexual tension between Sayaka and Homura
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>>285797754
>Replied to the wrong post
Fuck
Mean for >>285797567
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>>285797795
>Wait, for real?
Yes I'm almost 100% sure that the real ack is gone at this point. If you were around here during the late 2010s ack actually stopped posting, for years. And it only started back up again with the Steins;Gate fag attacks on Madoka threads, I am certain this is not the real ack anymore.
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>crossposting
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>>285797824
I didn't attack anyone here, nor am I spamming.
See this post?>>285797791
This was mine, and I decided to post this because I haven't talked about Madoka in a while, and the I learned the movie got delayed... again.
P.S This captcha sucks.
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How does he get past captcha?
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>>285797927
Cute couple
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My wives
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>>285796296
Double blowjobs are based
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>>285794568
>>285795704
yessir, glad to see homusaya on top and nice edit. couldn’t believe i was seeing a homusaya thread.
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Why the fuck did my post get deleted?
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>>285798220
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>>285798268
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Migrate
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>>285798242
you were naughty
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>>285798417
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>>285798152
True
Madoka loves forcing her wife to suck dick with her
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>>285798402
Well, this is gonna be a long night.
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>>285798460
Lose what?
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>>285789801
cute lol
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>>285798448
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Canon couple
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I like Sayaka because she believes in justice.
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>>285798483
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>>285798503
I too like Seigi no Mikatas, like Emiya Shirou.
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>>285798503
me too
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>>285798567
You should probably contact that car owner and give them a scolding.
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>>285798555
Can Rebellion Sayaka kill Servants? Discuss.
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>>285798510
>>285798555
continuing the dump
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>>285798611
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My penis loving wives
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>>285798555
I love seeing Madoka and Fate crossovers, there’s surprisingly a lot of overlap between the two
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>>285798663
for sure, i wish there was more content that was Sayaka centric though
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>>285798713
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This is what a penis lover looks like
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>>285798742
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>>285798869
I am so lucky....
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>>285798888
do people want madohomu is something? kek
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>>285798921
or*
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>>285798921
Of course I want my penis loving wives to be happy together
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>>285798946
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>>285798970
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Cutest couple
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>>285798956
Why do you love penis so much? Are you gay?
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>>285799007
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>>285799007
>>285799050
yeah yeah, i’ll go back to /ic/
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>>285799022
Of course I love my penis. If Madoka and Homura love it, than it must be good
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>>285799187
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>>285799214
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Hu tow
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Homura loves Sayaka so much
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>>285799310
homusaya thread, i had to contribute. It’s a once in a lifetime thing
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>>285799387
anyway, i’ll let the thread die. last post good times
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Bumo
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Homura tops Sayaka
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>>285789801
Why are these crack ships so hot??
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>>285789801
There are no official pairings in Madoka since all characters are straight in canon, so the concept of crack ship makes no sense there. Leave it to schizos like ACK to misuse the term.
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>>285803802
This is cute.
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>>285804651
This is canon.
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>>285804827
True
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>>285805754
you should really go to sleep
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>>285803006
>>285801304
>>285801230
>>285800294
>>285800238
You are the most mentally ill person to ever live.
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Break over
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>>285799430
>>285799387
>>285799363
>>285805834
>>285805796
>mentally ill faggot literally can't stop thinking about men's assholes
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Sena Amori is not sane
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>>285805754
>>285805809
>>285805868
Gee jeffy, calm down
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island getaway
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>>285805922
What would Madoka say, if she existed in real life, if she found out that you insult people on the internet because of shipping fanarts?
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Some insane boogieman I call "ack" should calm down
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Magia Exedra confirms Homura’s love for Madoka isn’t romantic
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>>285805928
>>285805996
What would Madoka say if she knew you were making thousands of posts a week trying to attack and harass people with "shipping images"?

>>285805951
>>285805959
Name what it will take to make you accept that you make no one mad.
Name what it will take to make you stop being obsessed with men's assholes.
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>>285806024
How can shipping pictures harass someone?
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>>285806045
Do you know what it means to be retarded, !-Akemi?
It means you have no ability to learn.
You have been told literally thousands of times "your intentions are the problem". You post crack images with the intention of trying to attack people, thus you are the problem.
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>>285806091
My intention is to enjoy ship I like in related thread.
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>>285806024
>What would Madoka say if she knew you were making thousands of posts a week trying to attack and harass people with "shipping images"?
She would say she is the best VA
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Madoka the voice actor
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Madoka wouldn't approve spamming and ban evasion
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Island break
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I personally think Homura is the best VA
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>>285807031
True. She did a amazing job at voice acting Sayaka
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>>285796100
Hot
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>found cute homusaya image
>artist draws futa
Fuck
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Funny meme
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It just must be so nice to have a mentally ill mod obsessively consumed with banning anyone who tells you to stop shitposting, while you ban evade to attack people you personally dislike. The person trying to attack people is literally getting rewards for his bad behavior.

>>285808027
>>285807336
>>285807393
Really though, how do you delude yourself into thinking the way you act is mentally stable?

>>285807619
>>285807714
>found
You've been reposting this same garbage for over a decade.
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>>285803006
Correct
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>>285808659
>>285808524
Nothing you say is ever correct, and your obsession with trying to attack other people is mental illness.
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>>285799007
Cute couple
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Back from island trip
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>>285809718
Weird post
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>>285809908
Unusual reply
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Ironic
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>>285809977
I don’t see posts like this very often.
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>>285809997
>>285810136
Yeah, obviously. They only get said to you because you're the only person who acts this way.
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>>285810686
No one else in the world acts like you.
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>>285810713
proofs?
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>>285810726
You can't link to a single other thread where people act like you.
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>>285810755
those aren't proofs. you need to provide proofs for such an outlandish claim.
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>>285810800
Deductive reasoning is objective proof.
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>>285810865
data is proof and you have none.
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>>285810894
>data is proof
Objectively wrong. But also not even the point.
It is not possible to find behavior patterns like yours in any threads at all other than ones where you screech about "ack". This is proof of how unique your behavior is.

If that statement is wrong you can easily prove it's wrong by showing an example of proof outside of these threads where someone acts like you. But you can't. Because it doesn't.
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How many people are in this thread?
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>>285810873
cute
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We love yuri here
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>>285811139
>>285811132
>>285811069
>How many people are in this thread?
Just you bumping the thread, and everyone who hates you.
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>>285811184
How much numerically is that?
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>>285811181
Yup Yup
We love Madoka and her girlfriend, Kyouko
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>>285811785
Kyouko is Homura's wife though
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>>285811219
>>285811234
>>285811317
>>285811785
>>285812837
>mentally ill lolcow literally can't stop bumping his own thread because this is all he has in his life
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>>285813152
Had a refreshing break?
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>>285813204
Why can't you stop thinking about other men's assholes? Why are you ban evading just to say "break"?
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>>285813284
>men's assholes
You were away one hour and 20 minutes. that constitutes as a break, gayboy.
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>>285813326
You're not subtle. You're not smart. Even the mods who usually side with you think you're a faggot for spamming "break" constantly.
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All I'm getting from this thread is that Kyouko is everyone's wife.
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>>285813365
proofs?
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>>285812837
How scandalous
I can't believe she's fucking everyone but Sayaka
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>>285813379
Kyouko is Homura's wife and Madoka's girlfriend. Madoka's wife is Sayaka by the way.
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>>285813390
Search for the word "break" in the archives and see all your deleted posts.
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>>285813423
Where does Mami fit into this?
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>>285813425
That doesn't prove mods think I am gay.
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>>285813423
>>285813417
>>285813379
You are the only person who talks like this.
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>>285813453
>>285813460
Honest question. Do you plan to die mid shitpost?
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>>285813453
Lonely Mami is forever alone
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Our favourite throuple
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>>285813628
Do they...you know?
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>>285813659
every day
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>>285813527
>>285813628
>>285813659
Fuck off.
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>>285813659
Yes, they killed her. Homura put a bomb in her mouth and blow her head into tiny pieces.
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>>285813705
Why do they hate Mami so much?
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>>285813713
Breast envy
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>>285813659
>>285813685
Of course
It was Madoka's idea btw
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>>285814385
See >>285813696
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>>285814385
What a cute picture. Only a deranged lolcow would buy the book it is a cover of and burn it.
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>>285814497
Only lolcow here is you.
You've been obsessed with your boogieman for 15 years and literally can't stop thinking about them.
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Homura tribbing Sayaka
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>>285815592
hot
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>>285815592
Lolcow crying that no one wants to use his thread.
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>>285815601
Samefag.
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Homura and Sayaka in the same bed
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>>285803006
Ack will never address this truthnuke
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>>285815846
You dying alone.
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>>285815878
You will never address anything said to you because it breaks your ego.
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>>285803006
Actually Sayaka, Nakazawa and Homura are dating in a three way relationship. This is the official and canon paring
>T. Urobuchi
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>>285815902
Everything said to me is always ironic and this sure as hell is no exception.
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>>285815943
>>285815955
Why are you so pathetically obsessed with trying to attack people?
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>>285815975
Explain this
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00174261.pdf
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>>285815975
Who even are you?
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>>285816001
>>285816023
Why do you even want to live like this?
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Melori is malding
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>>285816084
Mentally stable people don't scream "ur mad" thousands of times a week.
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Sean is seething
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Fregoli is fuming
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besuretoactuallyread is boiling
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>>285803006
Brutal TRVKE
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>>285816147
>>285816222
>>285816353
>>285816424
You're so obsessed trying to "troll". It's just sad.
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Aromi is angry
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>>285817388
Why are you so obsessed with thinking other people are mad?
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>>285817343
Imagine ban evading to re-seethe at the same posts again and calling anyone obsessed lol
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>>285817432
Imagine being so mad your every single waking thought is about trying to attack a "single" other person because they hurt your feelings and say what you like is bad.
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You need another break
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>>285817693
Why can't you stop thinking about other men's assholes?
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You took the break anyway lol
You just can't resist the plug
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>>285818049
It's honestly funny how you're not only openly a mentally ill faggot, but also trying to brag about having no life.

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