>>9058034
It would be worth it

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I always suspected that Porrim is more open to date all the genders of the spectrum unlike Kanaya who seems to like females onl

>>9058405
It’s normal for trolls to be bisexual, Kanaya is kinda a freak for not going both ways

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>>9058741
Kanaya needs to learn a thing or two from her ancestor

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i need a fat rose lalonde cosplayer to blast my prostate like a whammy bar

>>9058405
She's fuckable.

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>>9058405
Beforus girls are a bit more sexually liberated (read:slutty) which is hard to believe given how the alternean ones act.

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https://x.com/Ppurgatori/status/1992810033311060177

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when are we gonna get more lylac homesmut bros? there's only 1 entry for her on rule34 my dick suffers

>>9060117
here https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Gross_Sisters/1

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>>9060161
Those girls are blue, not grey. Lmao colorblindo
>>9060117
I’ve seen a couple around? I think thos was from a previous thread.
Fact of the matter is fucking no one is reading the new stuff, so I wouldn’t hold out on her getting a lot. Unfortunate but like, see Vrissy or Swifer or Rosebot or hell even Joey though to a lesser extent.

>>9060117
Do you think the hair squid could jerk you off

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>>9062442
Not even a prune. A raisin

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i like this tubby one

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so have they talked about the reception to the pilot at all?
is it dead in the water or did they actually secure some funding?

>>9064021
They said "nothing is set in stone" but they are "in talks". No news after that, so either they're still in talks or it fell through. I'm sure a greenlight would be announced as soon as it happened, so it hasn't happened.

>>9064021
I'm assuming nothing. I don't think it had much staying power, especially since the pilot itself was kind of a mess.

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Found this from I don't exactly know in 2019. Could've been from a forum or discord since I can't find anything on 4chan. It says it was signed by Hussie but comments were discussing that he likely didn't make it. If anyone knows where the hell it came from that would be excellent. (Reupload since I didn't realize the one I posted in was a dead thread)

>>9064179
I would put the chances of him making that at 0.1% but it's a very good troll.

how many modelo especials does it take for rose to start eating ass at the house party

>>9064623
1

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>>9065129

>>9065130
Tell me this dudes done Terezi

>>9065204
I don't think so unfortunately, this seems to be the totality of their homestuck output as far as I can tell. But like.. what they do have is fucking kino

makes me irrationally angry that jade harley somehow became the most popular character across this whole shitty franchise
what happened

>>9065594
Dog dick

>>9065594
Dope D.O.D. became the illest.

>>9065594
Visual appeal, big glasses, buck teeth, fluffy hair is a winning combo.
Breast expansion and futanari were just more sauce to an already complete dish.

>>9065598
Made me remember
Why are everyone talking about Jade Harley having a dog dick but nobody is talking about Davesprite having a cloaka?

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>>9065594
She's not.
As usual, it's just that the disgusting trannies are loud and obnoxious about how disgusting they are. Jade continues to be a largely forgettable character to the point where her actual portrayal in the comic is almost completely ignored for self-insert fantasies (either being her or pretending she's your ideal partner and self-inserting as someone dating said ideal partner).

>>9065594
You're looking at the one intact pillar of a vast ruin, seeing that it's covered in racist graffiti, and declaring it the entire building.

>>9065950
Dog dick is more appealing and understood than bird cloaca

>>9066000
>disgusting trannies
sir, you are on /aco/, not /b/

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>>9066000
>>9066230
Can you guys not argue?

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i'm not gonna lie a lot of that new merch is pretty cool

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Once those Rose plushes ship, someone's going to pose theirs "kissing" the John plush and post it on twitter dot com and a real life lynch mob is going to show up at their house.

>>9066589
Once those Rose plushes ship, someone's going to pose theirs with their penis between its legs and post it on twitter dot com and a real life orgy is going to show up at their house

>>9066304
>>9066865
Crossposting some stuff i drew

>>9066589
Who drew this?

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>>9067023
Nice. If I'm being real, I really like the hair on that Nep (both up top and down below), but the hand is a bit fucked.
Always chill to see people drawing though

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>>9067432
Aranea's ass is insane

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if anyone wants that 'inappropriate time for ham' shirt off the new store you better grab one quick
people are whining about teamspecialolympics merch and there's a nonzero chance hussie caves and removes it

>>9068442
i thoughth she was facefucking him and got really excited

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>>9068445
sorry to disappoint, anon, i'm not into dicks or tentabulges so i don't have any of that saved.
straps are fine.

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almost 200 more kanaya plushes sold than rose plushies. i would never have guessed kanaya was the more popular of the two nowadays. i must be out of touch.

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>>9068442
It was an odd choice for them to draw attention to it
given the racism and all
it's kinda off brand for the whole "let's try to reinvent my image and let's all ignore everything in the past" schtick that's been pushed since Roach left

>>9068601
i suppose you're not wrong but this really puts a damper on my hopes for an I AM YOUR DAUGHTER'S HORSE shirt

has anyone seen an hsbc jane crocker foot fetish art? it was drawn in the hsbc artstyle and i've been looking for it for a while

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do y'all fuck with yumeshipping or is that too cringe

>>9069986
It's kinda weird but like idk.
100% on the cringe side of things but so's homestuck and porn in general

>>9070502
I'm fine with the viewer bein the one to plow rose

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i think rose would fuck a man no question but it would be extremely unlikely for her to be romantically interested in one. thats what i think.

>>9070679
She is a firm rider and fast pass member of the cock carousel

>>9070679
Imo other way around. For romance all she needs is someone who can interest her, either as an intellectual march or someone she can have fun toying around with.
For sex though? Rose needs some freakshit to get off. Tentacles, alienpussy, and Technically-not-but-still-technically-her-mother are the basics

>>9072538
Oh from this we can assume that Kanaya has a phat ass and vriska has big ass tits

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If anyone in here, who by any offshoot metric chance wishes to submit to real cock and stop wasting time with these futa dick suckers, send a friend req to this discord: @rapedacothreadaward

You have to know how to rp (kinnies welcome), no bait or else I'll rape you and instablock you, no wooing or leading on because I'll also realize and rape you, to all you who think Terezi is a whore, and have whored her out with your consumption, to all those who think Vriska is actually anything but a buckbrucken failure and deceiver, come as well, and show proudly her fake plastic "dick" in drawings, I'll smash it.

Troon, man, woman, or an artist, all come if you can stomach it, because I'll fuck. you. up. Except half ground middle of the ground "well I don't think anything about it" "well I am just gooning", you keep gooning here.

Karkat destroys, no dif. It's that easy, and all you have to say against it, honestly, my drunk uncle's rants make more sense than all that bs.

Terezi, Nepeta and Vriska, Jade and Rose, will always be Karkat's, not an object for you cucks to compete over or to hand to whatever male character you feel like cucking out to any given day. Which Karkat also rapes, btw.

Reply with literally anything and you agree and admit my cock is bigger than yours, ignore and you're a functional adult, and if you're interested in this, send me a message, and you better come with your guns ready, ready to hop in character, with your pfps and bullshit slop hentai on, because after me you won't need it ever again or this whole cult that is /aco/ ever again.

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>>9073709
part 1

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>>9073710
part 2

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>>9073711
part 3

>>9073713
Kys krappy faggot

Can somebody recommend me good M/F breeding/impregnation fanfics outside of AO3?
I already read all interesting ones in there and was looking for more.

>>9073952
>outside of AO3
Tbh I don’t use other sites for fanfiction, it’s just got so much better tagging than anything else (FF.net sucks lmao)

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Kanussy

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look deep inside your heart and ask yourself this truth: is your favorite character actually a good lay, or are you projecting your ideals onto them

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>>9076056
>is your favorite character actually a good lay, or are you projecting your ideals onto them
I know in my heart that Aradia would ruin me for any other woman let alone my hand
I'm all in on that morbid pixie troll

Anyone knows where that guy who did those homestuck edits of those TheOfficialPitt art?
Cus I really liked those edits

>>9076249
>thepitt
Sis your standards

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>>9077953

can somebody post nepetas fat ass?

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>>9079397

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>>9079397
helllll yeah

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But we can go bigger

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>>9080501

Just wondering
Out of the homestuck gals which one is the biggest size queen??

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>>9081981
Rose cheated on her wife with the strongest Space player, what do you think

>>9082231
with the strongest character in the entire franchise*
lets not downplay jades shitty boring op godmodder powers here

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i can see rose discovering that her partner is into sizequeen/sph stuff and leaning into it for fun before finding out that SHE'S actually into it too, that sounds like a fun bit

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>>9082237
A-FuCKING-HEM.

>>9081981
Serenity, if you think about it proportionately

Whats with the My Personal Blog esque rules on this, its a niche porn category already , are faggots so sensitive they cant handle hiding a fat image or an image of a dog cock, what a retarded general

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> alternate pooniverse: update

>>9083839
return of the king

>>9083729
okay make your own thread loser

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Fat rexiass

Do you have any uucest?

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Happy Vriskmas Eve!

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>>9084939
>>9085557
Happy holidays to y'all too
Spidertits under every tree

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rose lalonde, blasted off her ass on hot toddies and eggnog, cornering you under some mistletoe at a christmas party and giving you the sloppiest full-tongue kiss of your life

>>9086242
I make sure Kanaya sees this
Not only to make her feel bad but so that she'll yell at rose when she sobers up

>>9086242
that sounds more like a Roxy thing t bh, but hell, Rose can get some sugar too

>>9086245
I'd rather kiss Kanaya under the mistletoe

>>9086821
I'd rather have Kanaya french kiss my asshole

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>>9086368
true but rose is canonically an alcoholic who cheats so what can you do

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https://x.com/3l3ctric_/status/2006049704207888717
Ramcest is bestcest

>>9090816
Agreed!!
Totally need the handmaiden using aradias mouth

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>>9084865
here u go anon

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FAT Russy

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A
or

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>>9092308
B
?

vote now on your phones

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>>9090903
this one is an oldie but it's fuckin phenomenal.

>>9092308
>>9092309
A
Looks better over all

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>>9093231
jojro's stuff is so damn cute i wish they were more active

>hsg comes back
>both /aco/ threads just fucking die
were people only pretending to like homestuck porn or something?

>>9093323
I'd come in to them but it's hard to get some discussion or horny talk going

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rose lalonde using her powers to See when she's at peak ovulation so she can smooth talk you into taking the condom off

>>9092309
>>9093199
I like how goofy B looks. And the nipples are nice on the small chest
>>9093323
It's not like nu-/hsg/ is that great either. The thing is homestuck in general is at an all-time-low

>>9094586
Buff-nep is nice to see
A true apex predator and huntress

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I haven't been to /aco/ in a while, I see both threads have been around since forever. What happened? These threads used to last a week top. Did everyone migrate to /hsg/?

>>9094687
In the first place, the thread being divided slows them both down. Second, /hsg/ took many of the usual lurkers back, or at least absorbed people wanting their daily random homestuck post or argument. Third, this has been nothing but a dying fanbase to begin with.

>>9095737
her pussy looks weird

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tfw youll never go to a convention and have sloppy bathroom sex with a fat rose cosplayer

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>>9095855

>>9095855
You might have chance anon if homestuck has a resurgence

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lol get human bread idiot

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Oh yay. We’re back to using the official homestuck twitter to post porn https://x.com/homestuck/status/2009011284101222560?s=61&t=xD_teCNOxYdw_BV7H-u86A

Better that K8te selling nudes with it, but still.

>>9097948
at least shes hot idk

>>9097948
This is giving Panty and Stockings vibes

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>>9097948
>selling nudes [on] the official homestuck twitter
i beg your fucking pardon

>>9098598
a tranny did as tranny does

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>>9098598
Sis
Know your history
(Don’t go looking, they’re not worth it)

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the youtooz dave really isn't as bad as i was expecting, it's certainly better looking than the old vinyls

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>>9105432

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>>9105433

gyatt!

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>>9097948
whose k8te? i don't follow hsbc

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>>9108535
kate is a transwoman who was a head(?) writer back around the hs^2/pesterquest era who self-insterted as vriska to a concerning degree, which is why there's a handful of really obvious Gender lines in vriska's pesterquest route
i'm not sure what the selling nudes part is exactly but i can put 2 and 2 together

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>>9108950
allegedly Kate promoted her only fans with the official homestuck account, but ive never seen it with my own eyes so its all hearsay

>>9109171
that is 100% how it works, if you specifically haven't seen it then it must be dubious info at best

>>9109171
As I said above - they're not worth looking for. It was a thing unfortunately.

>>9110190
that is unfortunate indeed

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R u a
>proshipper
>commshipper
>weirdo fandomoid

Then you might liek https://discord.gg/9pvrpdKNE

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>>9113191
what is a commshipper
the kids need to stop inventing new terminology

>>9113191
gay (derogatory) shill

>>9058405
Porrim my beloved. Probably my favorite of her. Just too few good porn of her. A issue with Homestuck porn in general.

>>9058035
Joey is so fucking hot god we need more. Fuck man

>>9068269
Is that supposed to be tranny john what is going on here?

>>9118504
isn't it equius? he has moobs just from his chest size yeah?

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>>9119264
nah, Equius looks like this. Common mistake

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>>9118502
facts

>>9120736
whoa
she can time travel huh

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>>9092309
bummed that of what happened to this guy's art over the years. he had a good thing going nearly a decade ago, a good middle ground between stylized comic book style realism with that right amount of exaggeration. now its turned into this weird confluence of hyperrealistic faces and bizarre proportions. i think when he turned 40, he stopped giving a fuck and dived into "old guy with weird fetishes" territory

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https://x.com/Chrono_08/status/1971975621807853947

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>>9120887
I agree with you a bit, like >>9092309 is frankly more than a little freaky, but they've done so much top-shelf 10/10 stuff that I can't really bring myself to dislike them at this point.

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>>9122788