Asking in new thread
I told my coworker about a girl that was hitting on me last week at a bar but I was too fucked up to say anything substantive to her. I described her to him and he thought it was his friend. He showed me her instagram and while it wasn't her, his friend was gorgeous. I asked a couple more questions about her personality and she seems cool. Would it be weird to ask him to invite her to a bar with him, his gf, me, and his friend so I can talk to her?

>>34439205
Is that show worth watching?

Plap

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>>34439210
Ye

>>34439210
Season 1's much better than 2

Ah shit here we go...

>>34439214
Making cartoon characters ICE agents is one of the funniest things to me, I've been trying to find this image of Ben 10 as an ICE agent but it disappeared like a fart in a whirlwind

>>34439210
idk it beat out Delicious in Dungeon in popularity so I have a personal vendetta against it but I do know that it helped give pitfaggotry more mainstream appeal

>>34439219
Who is we?

>>34439209
Nah, thats exactly what co-workers are for.
You don't sleep with your co-workers, you sleep with their friends.

>>34439228
We is us.

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>>34439218
It has its moments

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State Gender

If your best friend suddenly got gender swapped by a nefarious and magical genie.
Would you or would you not receive and/or give them oral?
Would you fuck?

>>34439235
uh no... we're both married, there's no need to touch each others genitals just because the genitals changed

>>34439230
Cool. Honestly idk if they hang out anymore since I think they were high school friends but she lives in the area so idk, he might help me out. I just feel autistic for even asking but she sounds cool

>>34439235
I don't have a best friend.

>>34439235
M
Yeah, probably. Although, I'd rather turn myself into a woman than make him go through that.

>>34439235
M
HELL NO!
I don't even care if he turned into Elizabeth Olsen - HELL NO.

>>34439240
>I just feel autistic for even asking
Thats because you probably are autistic, so really its no big deal
>Honestly idk if they hang out anymore
You lose nothing from asking
>>34439245
kek, i spit out my drink

>>34439235
Need a Snow GF.

>>34439209
Asking your co-worker to pimp his friend is weird as fuck, yes. If you're interested in her, message her directly.

>>34439235
I'm male and straight, and my best friend is female. So no.

>>34439255
You really wouldn't give you formerly female best friend some head so they could know what its like?
You're cold hearted as hell bro

>>34439235
He'd be a woman but that'd still be kinda gay

>>34439235
M and yes but we already do those things so IDK if it counts.

What is this tranoid question? It seems like every day someone asks tranoid questions now.

>>34439266
Rightoids are perpetually 10 years behind in political discussion.

>>34439239
>Yeah, probably
Why did you delete?

whats this?
ITS DA JACKEEEET

Who up illegally parking they whip

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Women, what are you looking for, you weirdos?

>>34439235
M
very much doubt it

>>34439291
>weirdos
There's your answer

>>34439287
To add the details
>>34439245

been feeling stressed out lately high blood pressure too, what's happening to me? I even woke up pissed off just now, I feel so restrained, so overwhelmed and only allowed a brief moment of calmness as in maybe one or two hours before I'm right back into a mood.

>>34439300
Have you considered buying a hooker

>>34439301
I actually have but 5 things are stopping me

1. Money, I'm broke bitch and will have to hand over 4k to social security for some reason even through I've never taken social security
2. I'm virgin, I'll probably cum as soon as she touches me and whatever money I spent won't e worth it
3. I don't have a place to go for plapping nor do I even know where to find hookers out here in texas
4.pretty low confidence and esteem in general to do that at age 37
5. time, monday through friday I'm at work from 5am to 4pm so I'm dead tired those days and weekends are for trying to rest for the upcoming work

>>34439245
That's crazy work to be honest

>>34439300
Everyone's under a lot of stress currently from just about anything and everything. I've been mostly pissed off all the time and have panic attacks every two or three weeks lately.

>>34439313
I see. The only real problems are 1 and 5

>>34439235
Can the best friend also be a partner, or does that defeat the point of the question?

Why do women cheat so goddamn much? It has mindbroken men, now everyone copes with unhealthy porn

>>34439313
>age 37
>virgin
What the fuck? Are you trolling?

>>34439321
No, I've never been in a relationship, I've never flirted, never tried to chase a romantic relationship ever. I just never tried due to low self esteem issues to the point of suicidal depression episodes in my youth nowadays they're more like mini episodes I've never told anyone this IRL and I'll dive more into it when I get off work if i don't pass out from exhaustion in 10 hours.

>>34439321
What's so weird about that

>>34439322
What about the girls who asked you out? If you reject everyone, you can't get a gf.
>>34439325
It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires.

>>34439329
What's the point of repeating this same shit over and over again? What are you trying to prove?

Would you date a man who has multiple arrests for tracking down and physically beating up people who try to give him unsolicited advice online, in one case leading to an expensive orthopedic injury?

>>34439330
You will be sodomised.

Bend over. Now.

>>34439329
>It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires
But we don't get what we want, I desire to be rich, I'm not rich

>>34439322
>the consequences of taking the "just stop looking", "love will find you when you least expect it", "it will happen when it happens" advice

>>34439329
>It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires.
Probably some Autism or other form of severe psychological retardation is happening.

>>34439341
This

>>34439321
>32 also virgin
I simply haven't existed around women casually since like 9th grade and haven't been chasing them either. Everything past that has been male dominated. All my interests end up being something to do on your own. Or niche enough that I can't find any groups to try joining anyway.
It's only recently I've been going out drinking and singing karaoke on my own. And noticed I get more attention than I thought I would, or feel like I should. Women approach me and obviously I can't keep the interest up due to inexperience.

Maybe the last year of exercise has me looking better or more confident. I don't know. Inside I still feel pretty shit and not because of my virginity.

>>34439355
Gay

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Why was this bartender acting like such a fucking incel?

>>34439349
That’s 4 F’s

>>34439357
I can be that, and many other things. I can fuck ur mum, ur sister, and ur girlfriend. As much as I can fuck you. In my dreams, I have cream pied on and inside all of you.

>>34439361
Gigagay

>>34439359
I think you were in the 4F club. The Four Faggotries club. And then there was FFA. They said it stood for Future Farmers of America. But we all know the truth. It stood for Future Faggots of America. They were learning how to turn other boys gay by anally raping them. And let's not even get started on the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. FCA? Fucking Christian Ass.

>>34439322
You will lose your virginity when you are held down by homosexuals who lubricate your penis and anus, and then work you over with their cocks. Even your ear holes and nostrils will be pumped full of manly gay seed!

>>34439355
I wonder how the fuck women and fags can be into that shit? Sex with men is gross and cringe, ew.

>>34439368
Sucking on a male penis is like sucking on well-buttered escargot. There's a similaristic earthy, snail like quality to the manly pecker.

>>34439329
>What about the girls who asked you out?
I rejected all 0 of them.

>>34439367
Fujo hands wrote that post

>>34439364
Hm true discord-chan

>>34439329
>It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires.
He probably isn't. He's probably a pedophile and into feet. He also probably goons to the thought of torture, rape, abuse, and violent behavior against adult women.

Nothin like tabasco and eggs

>>34439377
>nothing like tobacco and eggs
You should quit tobacco.

Do you think we should open a /tt/ - Trash Talk board?

>>34439379
every board is a trash talk board already

>>34439379
You will live on the Gold Coast of Australia.

And when you are there, the locals will gang stalk you. They will blast noises outside your window at night. They will stare at your house while they masturbate at 3 in the morning.

You will have no choice. You will live on the Gold Coast. And you will suffer. The masturbators from the local population, are going to stalk you! And they are going to goon.

>>34439384
You’re mom’s clitoris is so big, that when she walk naked, people think she’s your dad!

>>34439379
>>>/trash/ or >>>/s4s/?

Women, why do you enjoy Men's whimpers and breaths so much.
A girl fell for me over the internet because we'd shittalk each other over voice messages, then she asked for my whimpers and in return she literally has sent me thirst traps.
Asked her "you don't even know how I look like, why did you trust me so much to the point of sending these pictures" and she replied with "you have the attitude".

>>34439388
Men usually hurt women, so it's good for women to hurt men instead. By making them whimper. Making them suffer. Making them scream and wail in pain.

>>34439388
>you don't even know how I look like
what a moid brained thing to say

>>34439390
>Men usually hurt women
Won't get into the domestic abuse statistics and what kind of relationships tend to have the biggest divorce rate, you are plain wrong but I'll let it slide.

>so it's good for women to hurt men instead. By making them whimper. Making them suffer. Making them scream and wail in pain.
She's not a dom though, she's very submissive.

>>34439391
ok foid? I'd dick you down and you wouldn't be talking this way anymore

>>34439392
>incel doing a dom larp
thats enough comedy for the whole day

A small spider bit me on the penis about a month ago and I've had a really itchy rash ever since then.

>>34439393
>incel
That means "involuntary celibate", I have had sexual experiences before and I can straight up tell you I'm just not respecting women. That's what you want deep down and you know it. You can't comprehend a normal argument fight so you resort to acting like the animal you are and calling me "incel". You are all the same

>>34439391
>what a moid brained thing to say
nta, isn't it women who are always wary of being approached by a fat and bald old dude because he is creepy and stuff like that.

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>>34439396
Are you having the kind of sex you want with the kind of people you want at the frequency you want? If not then you are indeed involuntarily celibate because your sexual satisfaction is limited by circumstances out of your control and not your sexual desire itself existing in a balance where it's extend matches it's fulfillment, which indeed makes you an incel.
>>34439397
Can he touch her through the internet? Does him being disgusting matter if he can't? Can she still harvest him for validation with no risk of him infringing on her personal space in any way? Yeah, think before you speak next time.

Holy fuck the internet sucks, what is this >>34439400
Faggot nonsense

>>34439404
whatever you just said makes absolutely no fucking sense to me, get on a treadmill instead of running your mouth

>think before you speak next time.
not something you usually do?

>>34439404
>Can he touch her through the internet? Does him being disgusting matter if he can't? Can she still harvest him for validation with no risk of him infringing on her personal space in any way? Yeah, think before you speak next time.
I see. I dont understand the "think before you speak" online tough line but ok

>>34439405
it's bait posted by seething incels because they are the only ones that actually frequent those subreddits "hunting for salt"

>>34439406
u so mad, lol

>>34439404
>Are you having the kind of sex you want with the kind of people you want at the frequency you want?
nta

Im not.
In fact this weekend im seeing a single mom because that's the only one that I could reach out to on dating apps.

Should I stand her up? I mean it would be mean but I'm tired of having so little options. I prefer to lash out and at least waste some woman's time.

>>34439354
>But it actually filled me with joy when I realized, I had lost my virginity before many of the losers here!
Why did you delete?

>>34439410
Do I look like I care about what you're doing? Did you think this would get a reaction out of me about omg don't lead that poor woman on? kek

>>34439409
Who's writing entire paragraphs of nonsense? You can't get to me and you have no power. You lost.

>>34439415
I win, stay malding

>>34439413
Im not even talking to you particularly anon, Im talking in general and venting. Sorry you're having an ass day.

>>34439416
Congratulations <3

>>34439419
Thanks
>>34439417
Nobody else cares either

How do I ask a girl on an app, if she’s obese?

How come no one in the history of Konohah has ever broken the secret of the 10th question at the shunin exam?

Gender, what is your favorite Naruto episode?

>>34439408
I’m so fucking sick of it man, I wish these faggots would fuck off and die so I could discuss things and have a better internet experience. 2016 was a mistake

>>34439404
>Are you having the kind of sex you want with the kind of people you want at the frequency you want? If not then you are indeed involuntarily celibate
This would make some older people with children into incels, simply because their wife or husband's libido has decreased after 20 years of marriage.

>>34439439
correct

>>34436798
Should I tell her that she hurt my feelings by treating me like any other client?

>>34439441
Or am I expecting too much for a prostitute to act like a mature person? I want her to realize her mistake

>>34439427
What things should we discuss O wise one?

>>34439440
I mean, the word would become even more useless if people used it that way. Then again, you can't be involuntarily celibate anyway, because celibacy, by definition, is a choice. That's why only retards use that term seriously.

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>>34439205
Question for girls, which would you rather be?

>>34439447
Gay sex with niggers from outer space, temporal folding time ridges that make you relive your own birth, ecstasy torture programs, clitoral Malthusian hegemonies, and swag vs class

>>34439230
I mean sometimes the coworker is the one you’d rather sleep with

>>34439421
ok, what a boring anon you are

>>34439450
historically, celibacy meant being unmarried/single/unpartnered, it then evolved into meaning a vow of abstinence, but the underlying meaning has always been "not being sexually active", thats why the "involuntary" is added, meaning someone thats not sexually active in the way they wish they were against their will, so it is in fact very accurate and can also be used for people that aren't virgins, are in a relationship, have kids, etc, it simply captures the current moment on time where someone wants something sexual but can't have it, wether thats due to choice/personal restrictions or things out of their control isn't really relevant, it would just change between voluntary and involuntary celibacy, so a husband that wants to fuck but his wife "has a headache" is an incel but a virgin that could get the pussy he wants, when he wants it but doesn't pursue it because he's "waiting for marriage", is a volcel to some extend, although it could be argued that if he truly could have access to the pussy he does want to marry and thus fuck, he'd have done it by now, implying that he's also an incel since he' incapable of accessing the kind of girls he's deem worthy of his sacred penis

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this tight italian bitch is everything

>>34439452
maybe post it a third time in two threads for good measure

>>34439205
I have a serious crush on a guy. Problem is, im very socially stunted and grew up religious so I have no idea how to show a guy that I have sexual interest. what do

>>34439462
first step would be to get the bottom surgery

>>34439450
>celibacy, by definition, is a choice
no

>>34439465
Are you implying im trans? Weird, >>>/lgbt/>>> is that way

>>34439467
either you're trans or you're some weirdo moid posting weirdo bait, pick your lane

Why is the acting so bad on SNL?

>>34439471
I think you're just obsessed with trannies/men and taking it out on me for whatever reason

>>34439472
>why is slop slop
a total mystery

>>34439474
I think you're just reposting cringe salt bait you found on reddit

>>34439478
>cringe salt bait on reddit
Uh, no. If you're not going to give advice leave me alone

I even sang her the song that is happening to us right now

>>34439460
any other tight bitches youd recommend anons?

>>34439481
you're really bad at trying to pretend to be female

Should women get their kneecap reduced, in order to become more attractive?

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>>34439460
meh, there are better ones

i got shamed on reddit a few months ago for not liking fat women. they told me im pornbrained for wanting a porn star body gf (i said i wanted a skinny gf)

Is it true that if women were presented with a button that would kill all men, they would smash it without hesitation?

Why did you break my heart?

>>34439505
If every person on earth were given such a button, *someone* would push it.

STEMcel PhD woman doesn't get 300 gorillion united states bux per month from her tall husband for discretionary spending. In fact, she does not have a tall husband because she couldn't secure one due to her looks and outie?

>>34439509
Any arbitrary woman.

>be me
>my birthday
>falls on a sunday
>my friend group takes literally all day into the night to tell me "happy bd"
>even after some of them saying that, some don't say fucking anything
>literally any other bd on the group
>everyone says happy bd 8-9 AM
fml

>>34439513
I don't understand this post

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Anon's blood type was found

>>34439483
Which song?

>>34439513
womp womp

>>34439513
happy birthday anon my friends and family do that to me too

Is it wrong to use a man for his body

>>34439513
do they not like you or something? there seems to be a strong bias towards others in the group

Friday, have you ever had a guy eat your pussy and then just sent him home afterwards without anything else? Amy Schumer claimed she did this to an NBA player once that wanted to fuck her because in her mind guys do this all the time to women.

>>34439525
Aren't women complaining about this exact thing, being used for their bodies? That's all I've been hearing for the past like 15 years.

>>34439538
Fuck no. But I don't have casual sex in general.

I had so much wasted potential. I don’t know how to reconcile this, that if things were just a little different, or that one guy in high school liked me, I wouldn’t be in this position today

>>34439542
is it wrong for you to fall for the most obvious incel bait? is it wrong for you to samefag your loaded post?

9:30 am drinks
time to party hardy

>>34439546
I'm not samefagging, there's a kittencel in the general.

Is saying a woman is built for bbc a backhanded way of calling her fat?

>>34439553
In what... occasion is that appropiate...?

yes, blackbros hit that like there's no tomorrow so long as she's white.

>>34439553
It's a fronthanded way of showing everyone you're Indian.

Is it true that the Chud goy clique makes the foids shake?

What is up with me and attracting ****

>>34439525
Is it wrong to use a woman for her body? Is it wrong to use a person for their body?

>>34439564
Why indian?

I went outside today. There are no attractive people.

>>34439580
Indians love bbc shit as a "fuck whitey" move.

>>34439581
Can’t relate, I’m the ugly one

Women, what do you like about your current boyfriend?

>>34439589
I like that he is a Spector and doesn’t exist on this plane

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Do you have trust issues?

>>34439592
Lololo, gotteem

>seventy (70) motherfucking dollars for two (2) airport drinks
I'm becoming a terrorist this is fucking robbery

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Men, are you ok? How do you have no free time? Like what do you actually do day to day?

>>34439602
On my weekends I code in the hopes that I make enough money to break the corporate cycle. Then I will find a nice woman worth her salt and we'll both live a simple life free from the grind.

>>34439602
I spend hours masturbating to the thought of ugly cunts like her being thrown in a trash compactor where she belongs

All I want is a male virgin who's willing to quit his job and be my house husband for life.

>>34439611
What will said house husband do?

>>34439593
Are you sure its the same woman?

>>34439614
be strapped to the milking table

Why do women always feel the need to comment under the underwears commercial, that their little boys love the underwears? Why does the whole world need to know what their little kid have under their pants?

>>34439614
Take care of the children and do all household chores.

>>34439587
>I’m the ugly one
Everyone is. Including me, probably.

>>34439593
I do after watching this.

>>34439599
Nobody is forcing you drink.

>>34439602
What do you want from me? Like seriously, why do you keep posting this?

You walk down the stree and an authistic retard tells you:
>Long live Quebec and jesus christ
>I’m wating for you at church so you can marry an alpha male with money
Wwyd?

>>34439629
wet myself immediately

>>34439629
You couldn't pay me enough money to live in Canada.

>>34439629
Rape him.

>>34439629
Sorry, I can't speak English

Any femanons that can help:
My penis is really small, only 8 inches... I have had women literally start laughing in my face when they feel my tiny bulge. It's really starting to depress me. Basically what I'm asking is have you all ever been with someone with a small dick like mine and if so did you find pleasure and if so how?
Thanks in advance.

>>34439620
Are you? Why?

>>34439636
>>34439602
This is why atoga is so dead at these hours

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Why aren't you marrying and reproducing?

>>34439643
>insert some incel bullshit

>>34439636
>tiny
>8 inches
are we deadass.

Femanons be like
>There's no reason to be insecure about your penis size
>Sure bigger penises are better in every conceivable way but you should just be happy with who you are

>>34439651
>My only experience with women is size queen porn

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>>34439645
NTA
Calm down, newfag

>>34439629
slap him across the face and walk away

>>34439617
it's mothers, they probably want to sort of review it amongst each other

>>34439599
airport stuff always has been expensive

>>34439651
statistically speaking, penis length matters as much as height

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>>34439218
>>34439234

>>34439651
yeah, no. nobody wants that one-incher

>>34439643
I'm ugly and stupid

>>34439653
Just repeating what femanons say

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why are women like this?

>>34439661
Bullshit. I've seen a variety of opinions on penis size from femanons in these threads, you're just making shit up to get made at.

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>>34439602
from 7 till 3 I have to work in the shop, after that I have to deal with the paperwork, send out quotes, work on marketing etc. and I have to go to the gym too
I have 0 time to date. The hour or two of free time I have in a day, I'd rather not spend wasting time and money on a woman who's just going to use me for a free meal

>>34439643
I came here to chew bubblegum and eat ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

>>34439654
I never understood this. Women that travel to the Caribbean aren't marrying and reproducing. They're just going to an island to get piped.

>>34439662
Why are there just random hogs on the street? Those things are dangerous. Not to mention the boar.

>>34439589
He's hot and witty and makes me feel special. Also he has a nice dick that he knows how to use.

I am going to commit a csuciide

>>34439663
Where have you seen a "average dick is best" opinion?
Only JH has ever said that and I think she's taken it back

>>34439643
cooties

>>34439669
Where have you seen femanons only ever praise huge penises and treat average penises like they're inferior? You're the one making the first claim, so you need to prove shit.

>>34439643
I’ve been deemed unfit for reproduction

>>34439665
boars are just pigs, but not domesticated. They won't hurt you unless you fuck with them or their piglets

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Morning

The seat next to me is empty. My luck is never this good. Something horrible is on it's way

Dealing with an ick for a girl because I'm becoming aware of the things she did with her ex (we're all mutuals and I somehow still have both of them in my life) as she gets closer to me.

Yeah I think I have to mulligan this one. I knew it was a landmine if I dated her the moment she moved in and now I can't not think about this now that she's a matured/recovered/better person. Am I overreacting?

Femanons, would you date a man who has literally no social media presence?

>>34439678
I need more details

>>34439672
>>34420456
>Big dick men who aren’t too big to a comical degree (above 8 inches is comical for me) and are good sexual partners are the best, yes. But it means nothing on an individual level. No different than people gravitating to 6’2 dudes

>>34439679
Yes absolutely. Terminally online people are the worst.

>>34439669
I think the upper end of average is best. That's husband dick.

>>34439678
Depends on what she did, but you shouldn't let a past relationship define your relationship. What someone had with someone else shouldn't have any bearing on what you have with them.

>>34439681
>One post
>Yeah I like big dicks, but I'm not gonna reject a guy for not having a big dick, and anything over 8 inches is too much.
Fucking pathetic, lol.

>>34439677
Are you on a plane?

>>34439687
>Yeah I like big dicks
Was my point there buddy

>>34439692
>If a single woman says she likes big dicks, that will make me insecure
Bruh, I have small tits, and I don't fucking cry if random guys prefer big tits, get over yourself.

Is needing to work for a living reason enough to kms? It feels like it.

>>34439682
I am terminally online though lol, it just isn't social media.

>>34439693
You don't really use tits during sex like you use dicks and women aren't into male body worship like men are into female body worship of all types

>>34439698
>Muh women are only attracted to muh Chad bullshit
Blah blah blah, don't care. Your misery is entirely your fault.

>>34439696
A little bit.

why do women give me so few compliments
usually it doesnt happen on a regular basis till youre knee deep in a relationship with them

>>34439701
Because showering someone with fake compliments is disingenuous and only narcissists want to be showered in fake shallow compliments.

>>34439699
Even you who is getting mad can only say "Just get over it you dicklet"
Lmao

>>34439702
I want them to be genuine but still happen more frequently

>>34439703
I'm not mad, I just don't bother to waste my time with Chadsexuals who project their Chadsexuality on all women. I could tell you how I'm not into the stereotypical "Chad", but then you'd just call me a liar, so what's the point?

Significantly more Korean women desire to get married and have children now than they five years ago. This is a massive L for all the Western feminist foids larping about muh 4B movement.

>>34439680
>girl moves into town after massive breakup, she's the younger sister of the wife of a couple I'm really close with
>I'm aware of this and while we're flirty off the bat, I maintain my distance because I don't wanna be a rebound
>she goes on like 3 first dates within 2 weeks of moving here
>starts dating my friend. I expect it to fail pretty quickly; they're not good for each other because their negative traits exacerbate one another
>ends up dating my friend off and on for about 2 years for maximum damage to the friend group and his mental
>she's been single for a year now, is really getting her shit together, and is more conscious of her own faults
>we're still flirty and have a lot of overlapping interests/life goals
>this happens >>34437764 >>34438096 and I'm wondering if I'm getting an ick, come back to atoga the next day wondering if I've overreacted and we're basically caught up.

>>34439686
>What someone had with someone else shouldn't have any bearing on what you have with them.
I'm not expecting her to be unblemished, I certainly am not. But maybe the fact that I know her ex and am still friends with him is the larger issue.

Im hagmaxxing now
not because I like hags, its just a lot easier than 20somethings
AMA

>>34439705
I don't care what type of guy you're into but you're probably into big dicks

>>34439701
I refuse to give compliments unless I really mean it, but I also don't want him to think I'm into him. And if I actually am into him then I get nervous about coming on too strong. When I'm in a relationship I don't worry about that stuff so the compliments are free.

Having a son is really cucked. You're willingly letting a bald, microdick manlet be deeper inside your wife than you've ever been.

>>34439712
Nope, I prefer smaller dicks. Now I shall wait for you to call me a liar.

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>>34439714
having a daughter is the most cucked thing imaginable, unless..

>>34439710
I'm hagmaxxing too, I don't moisturize, growing my grey hairs out, don;t shave

>>34439715
If you really were you probably would have led with that

>>34439714
This is disgusting

>>34439717
that's the not the kind of hagmaxxing most people mean with that word
also most hags shave nowadays in my experience

>>34439718
Here we go. God your kind is so boring and predictable.

>>34439669
I haven't taken anything back. I've just adjusted my enjoyable range of dicks to include some slightly bigger ones than previously thought. They're more manageable than similarly sized dildos.

>>34439714
It's more cucked for the mom. Imagine putting all that work into raising a son, and watching him grow up to be tall, muscular, and handsome and then you have to watch another woman steal him away from you and ride the dick that you created.

>>34439720
Not me partner

>>34439724
you should

>>34439723
I hate this meme so much.

>>34439593
if i didn't, i do now

>>34439725
No wtf

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Uh oh. It's Friday and you know what that means fellow anons and Compadres.

>>34439721
Fine you're one of two femanons who prefer 5 inch weiners
Happy now?

Men, how many times a day do you masturbate and how long is each session? I'm up to 3 times roughly 20 minutes each.

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>>34439738
Once, occasionaly twice every one or two days. I take around 7-10 minutes I guess.

>>34439734
When do foids start their prepwork for their 3 holes that are going to be wrecked and ruined by Chad tonight? Like do they start late afternoon, or in the evening? How much prep time does it take?

>>34439738
Once, occasionaly twice or thrice every one or two days. And I take around 0.5-10 minutes I guess.

I wish I liked sex

Femanons, would you date a man who crossdresses?

>>34439753
My BF has crossdressed a few times before in the past, so sure.

>>34439611
>virgin
dammit, grow up, loser, whatever, i have the ick now anyway

>>34439755
I thought these were reasonable standards according to men? All I want is for my future pure virgin househusband to be forced in a role of domesticated housework and child rearing. He will be forbidden from making friends with other women and forbidden from handling finances.

>>34439755
>s
Good riddance

>>34439757
Do you want him to be dominant or submissive in the bedroom?

>>34439760
He needs to be submissive in the bedroom of course. He also needs to constantly tell me how sexy and beautiful I am and have sex with me whenever I'm horny. If he fails at this, it will be an obvious sign that he's not actually attracted to me, and wants a Stacy instead.

>>34439757
I'm not saying EVERYONE should be like that but that's like almost reasonable. Um. In Japan and I think other asian family systems the man gives his money to the woman, who then gives the husbando an allowance. In Judaism the family gender roles are supposed to be flipped as well.

>>34439611
>>34439618
>>34439757
Sorry, I'm kinda into it, but I'm also in the Eastern Europe.

>>34439757
>>34439762
Damn, it's too subtle, but I think I almost get it. Are you being satirical about certain attitudes or behaviors? I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>34439762
I know you're joking but this literally sounds like my ideal relationships. I would love to be a virgin boywife to an older woman and worship her nonstop. I wouldn't even care if she abused me.

>>34439617
Could be a grift. When you're a real woman of a certain childbearing mindset, the algorithm picks up on it and tries to sell you on the idea of reviewing children's products for companies.

>>34439738
Once every 10 days I think, not quite every week but not quite every two weeks

>>34439738
I do that every once in a while, but on average I do it two or three times a week. I spend about the same amount of time. I read smut and look at softcore photos, mostly.

I am once again regretting my decision to pursue a real job instead of becoming a full time street racer.

>>34439779
You can still do it.

>>34439779
Don't let your dreams be memes anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fxil2QY0wE

>>34439725
No that other anon is right. Hagmaxxing is basically letting yourself age without using cosmetic surgery etc. She really still should keep herself healthy and her skin. Not shaving will save her money but she should shower well, use deodorant, moisturize and use sunscreen. Also lifting those small weights and doing elderly pilates.

>>34439602
I am a nurse

What’s it mean if I’m out with a girl and someone I know who works at the place introduces himself and asks if we’re ‘together’ and the girl and I just look at each other and don’t answer one way or the other? Also we have kissed once but it was a while ago if that matters. This isn’t the first time someone has asked us a similar question and we both just froze up instead of answering yes or no

>>34439788
>What’s it mean if I’m out with a girl and someone I know who works at the place introduces himself and asks if we’re ‘together’ and the girl and I just look at each other and don’t answer one way or the other? Also we have kissed once but it was a while ago if that matters. This isn’t the first time someone has asked us a similar question and we both just froze up instead of answering yes or no
An Ai told me you are both afraid of commitment and are in a "situationship"

>>34439738
Nowadays, once a day, 20 minutes of active masturbation and 10 minutes spent on other things. I don't cum though.

Why is Makima so popular with men and women?

if she doesn't show you her armpit before you start dating, she's not the one.

Never fails.

>>34439794
Who?

Either gender, what one thing do you most want out of life right now?

>>34439792
Rare instance of AI being correct. I’m not afraid of commitment though I’m afraid of rejection because last time I was in a situationship and asked about making it serious I got rejected and wanted to kill myself because I got myself real excited about it thinking it was gonna go somewhere.

>>34439785
So what you work 3 12s and have 4 days off every week right?

Quirked up whiteboy here; AMA.

I should get therapy and start attending religious congregations.

>>34439235
No. He'd make a very ugly girl himself.

>>34439291
Spatial awareness. Unlike you knuckle dragging goobers.

>>34439802
Why would I bother myself with women I'm already tired of them from work because I have to do all the shit. Wish they knew their place (kitchen) instead of complaining about how hard their job is (it isn't) or doing braindead management jobs where they check the files or make appointments. Thank you feminism for making sure we have to pay double the amount of tax and can't afford shit.

>>34439332
>who try to give him unsolicited advice online
Nigga you listen to these? Did you grow up without a spine? Hows that shrimp curve?

>>34439799
>Rare instance of AI being correct. I’m not afraid of commitment though I’m afraid of rejection because last time I was in a situationship and asked about making it serious I got rejected and wanted to kill myself because I got myself real excited about it thinking it was gonna go somewhere.
Talk to her about it.

Gender, do you cry? Why?

>>34439813
nta
>I'm a nurse
>A majority female job, but women don't work real jobs am I right?

>>34439818
>cry
yes
>why
an foids

>>34439405
It's just bait to make incels think they're desireable when they're clearly faking being straight.

>>34439665
I think it's supposed to be for men

>>34439815
I don’t know how to bring it up without it coming out of nowhere and making me look like an autistic weirdo

>>34439804
What quirks
>>34439753
No. And I tried, twice, embarassingly.

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>>34439654
The absolute horror of encouraging people to have more children

State gender
Would you fuck a moderately attractive female superior to advance your career?

>>34439798
M
Financial independence.

>>34439820
Yeah they do work a real job but how much input are they willing to put in. If they did more than complain then they would get their shit done, but they don't. Only respectable women are the older ones because they actually do their fucking job.

>>34439831
M
No

I'd absolutely fuck a moderately attractive female superior for fun though, but only if I was on my way out of that job anyway.

I gag everytime I see a white person

>>34439788
>What's it mean
That you should have a conversation about whether or not you're together. Privately.
>>34439798
Can I wish for death
F
>>34439818
Not as much as I used to. I cry when I feel trapped, lonely, somebody hurt my feelings, whatever.
>>34439831
F
Nah. Sounds messy and like it could easily go poorly for me.

>>34439831
With what

>>34439651
A 6 1/2 inch dick is peak. Bigger than that, or taller than 6' 4" and you start to appear freakish.

>>34439831
Who at Doordash HQ need they pussy ate?

>>34439838
then fuck off to your third world shithole lmao

men would you gain 2 inches of length in exchange for -1 inch of girth

what about going up two sizes in balls in exchange for -1 inch of length

>>34439839
Why do you want to die?

>>34439827
Or dont talk to her about it. Build yourself to be resilient if the situationship doesn't work out.

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>>34439205
>M 25
>Texting my mom
>Topic of relationships comes up
>Tell her I have a girlfriend
>Gets excited and asked me to tell him her about her (my first relationship at 25)
>Turns into a borderline interrogation
>Asking me her height, current job, whether or not she has a car, what her parents do for a living, whether or not she's graduated high school, college, etc
>Asking what she does for a living (struggling to find a job)

I was ... Not expecting her to ask this many questions? I know this is a TV trope but I expected the dad to be the dad to be the one grilling his would-be son-in-law like this. Is it normal for moms to be this way towards a women her son is in a relationship with too? I thought she would just be asking a bunch of generic questions like how we met and whether she treats me well and if we love each other or whatever. She hasn't even asked me that yet And it seems like she's borderline asking me for a background check on my girlfriend. Is this normal? I have no prior relationship experience so I don't know.

>>34439831
Absolutely

>>34439829
I wonder what this woman would say if someone cold approached and asked if she wanted to have babies with him.

>>34439851
It's more confusing to me why everyone else doesn't also want to
This shit sucks
>>34439855
We women are frequently nosy for fun.
Also she loves you and wants to make sure your new girl's not a skank.
Gathering recon to see if she should be nice to her when you introduce her or not lol.

>>34439850
Neither. It's already kind of long and skinny and no guy cares how big his balls are