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>Be me
>22 y/o moid
>Start talking to 18 y/o foid from Plebbit
>Some days later "I'm actually 17 btw"
>Start freaking out at first
>Realize she meets the AOC in both our states
>I'm liking the fucking age gap
>I'M LIKING THE FUCKING AGE GAP
She turns 18 in a month, should I be worried? What are the chances this is a set up
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>>34440366
And if it is a shit test, here is how you win (bad ending):
If you have already shown romantic or sexual attraction, reel it back. Tell her you would rather wait until she is 18 (yes we both know you would bone her tomorrow if you could). What this does it is confirms to her that you:
>Aren't only invested in her for the hole between her legs
>The implications you'd want to wait a year (or in her case a month) for her makes her feel special and secure for a whole year with you.
>She plays you for a dog
Here's how you really win the shit test (true ending)
>Don't take the test
>Find someone else who doesn't play shit tests at age 18.
That's if this is a shit test. If not and she's genuinely one month away from 18 and she isn't shit testing, proceed.
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>>34440378
You never win shit tests, that's why we call them shit tests bro. If you win, you lose. If you lose, you lose. They're designed to always keep you under the thumb or around the pinky of the girl. She is displeased if you win, disappointed if you lose.
So even if you fail, you simply elect not to give a shit. Just talk to her if you want her. If you win, don't care about it. Just talk to her if you want her. That's how you actually win, just ignore the shit test the same way you avoid a puddle of dog piss on the street
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>>34440395
>So you don't think I'm an evil pedophile for hitting up a girl who is, at this very moment, seventeen?
No. That would be retarded as fuck. The girl doesn't think that of you either, that's why she is showing interest in you. She is a young adult. 16+ is young adulthood, and any country that says different are nations that conveniently have lower IQ averages aka the emotional maturation of their population is lagging behind the rest of the world. Meaning their 17 year olds think like 12 year olds.
Your AoC is saying it's legal, and morally speaking it's legal, she is a young adult. You have only been adult for 3 years. There's very little wisdom or maturity power imbalances there. Not calling you immature, I am calling you young. If you were in your 30's, yeah that's weird. But still not pedophilic at all, and legality would be backing you on that
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>>34440405
Thanks for the reminder; it's easy to lose sight of how legal and not all that shocking this all is in a world where tard influencers are practically black bagging people who even like those as old as sixteen year olds. I still have a life ahead of me, so as annoying as it is, I have to be pragmatic here.
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>>34440431
If goes back to shit tests my man. When you deal with women or any topics involving women you need to apply the rule of "The thing is never the thing." When women screech about 20-25 year old men dating younger 16-18 women (and yes they are women, YOUNG women). It's not because of whatever is claimed about being "creepy" or "pedophilic" or whatever exaggeration is hurled around. It's because they feel threatened vicariously. They do not enjoy watching men choose the younger option because it is the #1 fear of any female to be discarded and replaced once her age betrays her. To them that's even scarier than spiders. And they will deliberately shame the men and falsely discourage the women and yes sabotage their shot at love and happiness because of their jealousy. It's a famous gatekeeping thing women have always done, the oldguard always sabotages the young so as to retain power and status. This is why the wives of kings placed scorpions in the beds of his younger mistresses. It wasn't the fact her King husband was fucking the mistress that gave her wrathful envy. It was the fact she was younger and prettier.
All you need to keep your focus on is if you enjoy this girl for more than her body. You are allowed to like her body, you're a man and there's no shame in that. Just make sure you enjoy both the body and the soul and have a fun time bro
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>>34440395
Is this a shit test for 4chan?
>>34440630
Large age gap relationships don't last. There's nothing we can do to stop her making out with your money either.