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Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
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very pretty
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This bird shows off a lot of features similar to attractive women
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>>4989916
>air sacs, cloaca, BEAK
You're right.
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If not sex, why sex shaped?
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what a slutty bird
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reminder that males look the same
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used to like them until it became evident they only get posted here by birdfuckers with foot fetishes now they just make me angry when i see them. thanks an.
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They sure hate reptiles
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>>4991527
thats a seriema
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>>4990160
the curse of pretty
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>>4990160
A cloaca is a cloaca
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>>4989049
>has thigh highs
What did God mean by this?
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>>4989916
>Wrinkly face
>skinny
>dry feet with long nails
Old crackhead vibes
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>>4989916
>red-orange eye shadow
>hair plume
>thigh highs
>long eyelashes (fake)
It's an egirl.
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>>4996826
That bird is giving ugly vibes.
Looks more like a tall old prostitute than like Chapel Roan.
Pretty small birds (even the male ones) are the ones that give e-girl vibe.
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>>4996178
Hey, that’s me!
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I would fuck that bird. Very pretty.
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so fucking cute
>no youtube, I will not turn off adblock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88IWh8ymD0

Also clips of them deepthroating entire animals like snakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2J4oeoiUU
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>>5000051
>up to 20lb kick
>up to 4' tall
They objectively have
LONG
LEGS
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>>4989049
>fags only care about the eyelashes
>when the coolest shit about them is their absolutely lethal kickin moves
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nice feet
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>>5002582
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other birds have eyelashes too
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>>5007437
other... maybe dare i say... prettier birds?
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>>4989049
Pretty neat fighting stance and moves, specially the kicks
OH, also. Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe? I'm so fucking confused.
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>>5007552
Damn, do you need more buzzwords to form something akin to an opinion or do you need more? Hey, you can found more hurting ones in fucking urban dictionary you fucking troglodyte.
Anyway, nice try tho. Next time you'll do something worthwhile.
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>>5007564
raped
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>>5007564
lol nice one. Although you shouldn't tell us what you dad did to you, it's kinda sad maybe add 2 more buzzwords and you'll do it.
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>>5007549
>Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe?
It's the national bird of Floptropica
https://floptok.fandom.com/wiki/Secretarybird
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>>4989049
She's what the kids would describe as "cunty"
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>>4990160
There are no male secretary birds, anon
Secretary is a girl job
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>>5007746
Trans icon
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>>5007142
Imagine a kung fu movie about secretary birds kicking the shit out if eachother
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secs are more than their eyelashes, you know
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Sex with secs
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They don't look aesthetic.
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>>4989049
Cool, beautiful bird, but I can't be a full fan because I love snakes
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Idk never personally met one but this guy seemed alright
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>stomp stomp stomp smash stomp

funni bird
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>>4989049
>what should we name this bird
>well it looks like a professional that sleeps her way to the top
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>>4989049
uh anons.. is pic related legit? Ive got the land.
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>obsessed with long noodles
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>>5022709
Then it wouldn't be interested in you.
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>>5022711
:(
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>>5024095
>We only step on snakes, not little worms
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>>4989916
>steps on phallic objects with her feet
mmmm...
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>>4989049
looks kinda faggy
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>>4989049
Tall chicken
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>>5022668
Even if it is legit AND ethical (highly unlikely) you'll just waste a G and kill a bird with your incompetence and/or perversion
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>>5027689
And proud of it, bitch
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>>5007441
Shalom
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Hello fellow secretary birds
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>>5049854
He mogs
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>>5049854
MANLET
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>>5051904
Reminds me of that white parrot villain from the Rio movie
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Ok
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>>4989049
>Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
I rarely think about them
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>>4989049
Funny little dudes
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>>4996928
>even the male ones
ESPECIALLY the male ones. Yeah you bet your bippy verification wasn't required to make this post.
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>>5014955
sexy
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>>5012008
They do look aesthetic, just not the most aesthetic
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underrated
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>made stolas get divorce raped
>destroyed octavias relationship
fuck that cold bitch is what i say
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>>5077729
literally who
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>>5080198
meds
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>>5080198
It's a non-binary thread. The secretary bird represents us.
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>>4989962
Kek
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Can a Secretary Bird look at me like this plz ?
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she looks like she fucks demon owl men
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