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Anonymous Secretary Bird
05/17/25(Sat)09:08:49
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4989049
Thoughts on the secretary Bird? Showing all 207 replies.
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Anonymous
05/17/25(Sat)09:11:03
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Anonymous
05/17/25(Sat)09:12:07
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Anonymous
05/17/25(Sat)09:24:28
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very pretty
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Anonymous
05/18/25(Sun)23:20:38
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Anonymous
05/19/25(Mon)05:04:55
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4989916
This bird shows off a lot of features similar to attractive women
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Anonymous
05/19/25(Mon)08:28:30
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4989962
>>4989916 >air sacs, cloaca, BEAK You're right.
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Anonymous
05/19/25(Mon)09:01:23
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4989965
If not sex, why sex shaped?
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Anonymous
05/19/25(Mon)09:41:42
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4989975
what a slutty bird
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Anonymous
05/19/25(Mon)19:01:27
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reminder that males look the same
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Anonymous
05/19/25(Mon)19:03:16
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used to like them until it became evident they only get posted here by birdfuckers with foot fetishes now they just make me angry when i see them. thanks an.
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Anonymous
05/22/25(Thu)21:31:23
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Anonymous
05/22/25(Thu)21:32:25
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Anonymous
05/22/25(Thu)21:32:25
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They sure hate reptiles
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Anonymous
05/22/25(Thu)21:35:05
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>>4991527 thats a seriema
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Anonymous
05/26/25(Mon)00:28:21
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Anonymous
05/27/25(Tue)07:22:27
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>>4990160 the curse of pretty
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Anonymous
05/30/25(Fri)09:05:44
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Anonymous
05/30/25(Fri)11:07:03
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>>4990160 A cloaca is a cloaca
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Anonymous
05/31/25(Sat)00:15:58
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4995236
>>4989049 >has thigh highs What did God mean by this?
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Anonymous
06/02/25(Mon)00:02:40
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4996178
>>4989916 >Wrinkly face >skinny >dry feet with long nails Old crackhead vibes
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Anonymous
06/03/25(Tue)10:04:10
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4996826
>>4989916 >red-orange eye shadow >hair plume >thigh highs >long eyelashes (fake) It's an egirl.
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Anonymous
06/03/25(Tue)16:04:56
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4996928
>>4996826 That bird is giving ugly vibes. Looks more like a tall old prostitute than like Chapel Roan. Pretty small birds (even the male ones) are the ones that give e-girl vibe.
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Anonymous
06/05/25(Thu)18:44:45
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>>4996178 Hey, that’s me!
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Anonymous
06/05/25(Thu)20:36:52
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I would fuck that bird. Very pretty.
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Anonymous
06/06/25(Fri)00:40:15
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Anonymous
06/09/25(Mon)21:54:02
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06/09/25(Mon)21:55:05
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Anonymous
06/10/25(Tue)01:57:51
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Anonymous
06/10/25(Tue)03:38:07
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so fucking cute>no youtube, I will not turn off adblock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88 IWh8ymD0 Also clips of them deepthroating entire animals like snakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2 J4oeoiUU
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Anonymous
06/10/25(Tue)03:39:08
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5000052
>>5000051 >up to 20lb kick >up to 4' tall They objectively have LONG LEGS
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Anonymous
06/14/25(Sat)15:26:59
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Anonymous
06/17/25(Tue)09:13:10
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Anonymous
06/21/25(Sat)00:10:55
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Anonymous
06/22/25(Sun)20:21:41
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Anonymous
06/25/25(Wed)13:11:08
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Anonymous
06/25/25(Wed)21:20:05
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5007142
>>4989049 >fags only care about the eyelashes >when the coolest shit about them is their absolutely lethal kickin moves
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Anonymous
06/25/25(Wed)23:14:18
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5007197
nice feet
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)04:39:21
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5007315
>>5002582
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)13:30:50
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5007437
other birds have eyelashes too
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)13:43:41
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5007441
>>5007437 other... maybe dare i say... prettier birds?
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)18:09:26
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5007549
>>4989049 Pretty neat fighting stance and moves, specially the kicks OH, also. Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe? I'm so fucking confused.
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)18:30:28
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5007564
>>5007552 Damn, do you need more buzzwords to form something akin to an opinion or do you need more? Hey, you can found more hurting ones in fucking urban dictionary you fucking troglodyte. Anyway, nice try tho. Next time you'll do something worthwhile.
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)18:34:33
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5007567
>>5007564 raped
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)18:37:51
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5007573
>>5007564 lol nice one. Although you shouldn't tell us what you dad did to you, it's kinda sad maybe add 2 more buzzwords and you'll do it.
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Anonymous
06/26/25(Thu)23:04:21
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Anonymous
06/27/25(Fri)01:44:13
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>>5007549 >Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe? It's the national bird of Floptropica https://floptok.fandom.com/wiki/Sec retarybird
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Anonymous
06/27/25(Fri)01:57:20
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5007744
>>4989049 She's what the kids would describe as "cunty"
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Anonymous
06/27/25(Fri)01:58:57
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5007746
>>4990160 There are no male secretary birds, anon Secretary is a girl job
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Anonymous
06/27/25(Fri)02:14:01
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5007751
>>5007746 Trans icon
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Anonymous
06/27/25(Fri)03:45:26
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5007767
>>5007142 Imagine a kung fu movie about secretary birds kicking the shit out if eachother
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Anonymous
06/27/25(Fri)04:21:30
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5007783
>>5007437 >>5007441 secs are more than their eyelashes, you know
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Anonymous
06/30/25(Mon)22:11:06
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5009863
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Anonymous
06/30/25(Mon)22:12:09
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5009865
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Anonymous
07/05/25(Sat)08:02:01
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Anonymous
07/05/25(Sat)17:24:07
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5012008
>>5007437 >>5007441 They don't look aesthetic.
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Anonymous
07/08/25(Tue)20:54:44
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Anonymous
07/11/25(Fri)17:45:35
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Anonymous
07/11/25(Fri)22:49:47
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>>4989049 Cool, beautiful bird, but I can't be a full fan because I love snakes
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Anonymous
07/15/25(Tue)10:55:06
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Anonymous
07/19/25(Sat)13:26:28
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5019106
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Anonymous
07/21/25(Mon)02:49:18
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5020196
Idk never personally met one but this guy seemed alright
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Anonymous
07/21/25(Mon)02:51:22
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5020198
>stomp stomp stomp smash stomp funni bird
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Anonymous
07/25/25(Fri)15:48:55
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5022170
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Anonymous
07/26/25(Sat)16:53:48
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5022665
>>4989049 >what should we name this bird >well it looks like a professional that sleeps her way to the top
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Anonymous
07/26/25(Sat)17:02:26
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5022668
>>4989049 uh anons.. is pic related legit? Ive got the land.
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Anonymous
07/26/25(Sat)19:26:20
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5022709
>>4989916 >>4989975 >obsessed with long noodles
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Anonymous
07/26/25(Sat)19:32:47
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5022711
>>5022709 Then it wouldn't be interested in you.
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Anonymous
07/26/25(Sat)22:26:04
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5022770
>>5022711 :(
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Anonymous
07/30/25(Wed)03:45:47
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5024095
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Anonymous
07/31/25(Thu)20:51:33
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5024783
>>5024095 >We only step on snakes, not little worms
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Anonymous
08/03/25(Sun)16:44:44
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5026052
>>4989916 >steps on phallic objects with her feet mmmm...
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Anonymous
08/07/25(Thu)03:13:26
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5027689
>>4989049 looks kinda faggy
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Anonymous
08/08/25(Fri)04:44:51
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5028338
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Anonymous
08/11/25(Mon)07:00:25
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5029563
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Anonymous
08/14/25(Thu)17:34:07
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5031400
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Anonymous
08/16/25(Sat)19:43:15
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5032441
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Anonymous
08/16/25(Sat)19:54:51
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5032452
>>4989049 Tall chicken
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Anonymous
08/19/25(Tue)09:13:01
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5033586
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Anonymous
08/22/25(Fri)02:02:54
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5034976
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Anonymous
08/22/25(Fri)04:08:06
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5035019
>>5022668 Even if it is legit AND ethical (highly unlikely) you'll just waste a G and kill a bird with your incompetence and/or perversion
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Anonymous
08/25/25(Mon)00:53:21
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5036777
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Anonymous
08/27/25(Wed)17:06:48
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5037939
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Anonymous
08/27/25(Wed)23:34:13
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5038164
>>5027689 And proud of it, bitch
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Anonymous
08/29/25(Fri)18:36:05
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5039074
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Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)21:48:06
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5040078
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Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)22:25:27
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Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)14:43:34
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Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)21:45:51
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Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)22:17:21
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Anonymous
09/10/25(Wed)10:47:40
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5044875
>>5007441 Shalom
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Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)10:20:29
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5046245
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Anonymous
09/17/25(Wed)08:56:19
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Anonymous
09/19/25(Fri)18:30:47
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Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)12:46:20
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5049845
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Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)12:54:24
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5049854
Hello fellow secretary birds
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Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)12:56:37
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5049856
>>5049854 He mogs
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Anonymous
09/23/25(Tue)03:13:49
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5050329
>>5049854 MANLET
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Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)01:07:34
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5051904
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Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:44:18
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5052120
>>5051904 Reminds me of that white parrot villain from the Rio movie
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Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)22:31:15
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5053405
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)15:56:04
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5055233
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)17:20:04
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5055264
Ok
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)17:38:09
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5055268
>>4989049 >Thoughts on the secretary Bird? I rarely think about them
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Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)00:56:56
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5055384
>>4989049 Funny little dudes
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Anonymous
10/09/25(Thu)02:11:52
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5056887
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Anonymous
10/12/25(Sun)21:25:29
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5058612
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Anonymous
10/12/25(Sun)22:37:28
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5058632
>>4996928 >even the male ones ESPECIALLY the male ones. Yeah you bet your bippy verification wasn't required to make this post.
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Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)22:35:46
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5059944
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Anonymous
10/16/25(Thu)23:29:59
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5060390
>>5014955 sexy
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Anonymous
10/19/25(Sun)17:26:52
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5061538
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Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)14:41:01
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Anonymous
10/24/25(Fri)13:46:20
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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:23:31
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Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)15:29:37
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5066084
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Anonymous
11/02/25(Sun)14:03:37
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Anonymous
11/06/25(Thu)00:44:35
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5069243
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Anonymous
11/08/25(Sat)20:29:13
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5070434
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Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)15:50:02
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5072083
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Anonymous
11/12/25(Wed)16:18:45
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5072093
>>5012008 They do look aesthetic, just not the most aesthetic
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Anonymous
11/15/25(Sat)07:23:22
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5073354
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Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)16:40:52
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5075089
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Anonymous
11/20/25(Thu)16:20:44
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5075486
>>5024783 underrated
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Anonymous
11/24/25(Mon)17:24:38
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5077144
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Anonymous
11/26/25(Wed)03:46:07
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5077729
>made stolas get divorce raped >destroyed octavias relationship fuck that cold bitch is what i say
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Anonymous
11/29/25(Sat)16:05:19
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5078830
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Anonymous
11/29/25(Sat)18:32:34
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5078857
>>5077729 literally who
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Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)00:22:11
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5080172
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Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)04:49:24
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5080215
>>5080198 meds
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Anonymous
12/08/25(Mon)00:20:11
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5081380
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Anonymous
12/08/25(Mon)14:26:06
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5081518
>>5080198 It's a non-binary thread. The secretary bird represents us.
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Anonymous
12/12/25(Fri)08:56:31
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Anonymous
12/15/25(Mon)14:48:11
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)03:29:18
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)02:23:14
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)15:13:01
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>>4989962 Kek
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:19:28
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)21:00:21
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)00:26:50
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)08:44:54
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5089591
Can a Secretary Bird look at me like this plz ?
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Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)22:21:36
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>>5089591
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)17:16:26
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Anonymous
01/19/26(Mon)07:36:11
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)17:48:56
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Anonymous
01/24/26(Sat)07:13:36
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5095434
she looks like she fucks demon owl men
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)14:31:54
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)14:17:22
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)16:04:12
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Anonymous
02/12/26(Thu)07:56:50
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5100619
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:06:39
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5100962
>>4989049 POST HER [spoiler]brood patch[/spoiler]
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:07:40
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5100964
>>5100962 Pretend there's a spoiler pls gaiz
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:24:00
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5100973
>>4989050 Fetish unlocked.
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:26:21
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5100974
>>4991527 Brave to throw your head towards a rock like that. I guess they have more dexterity than I would guess.
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:27:22
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5100975
>>4996928 That is the cutest pink bird.
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:28:26
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5100976
>>5002582 >>5004049 Retarded sit, ngl
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:30:20
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5100977
>>5009865 >when she looked at your browser history
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:32:37
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5100978
>>5028338 This turns people on? Truly bizarre world
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Anonymous
02/13/26(Fri)21:36:18
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5100979
>>5096440 Really is a very appealing bird
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Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)23:01:11
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5101993
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Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)08:08:16
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5103692
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Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)20:12:46
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5103884
oh my god just dump the rest of your images here instead of constantly waiting until page 10 and perpetually prolonging this thread's life for more than 9 months already
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Anonymous
02/26/26(Thu)03:06:31
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5104521
>>5103884 OP's done with several previous threads. he's a shameless zoophile
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Anonymous
02/26/26(Thu)04:08:45
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5104557
>>5103884 That's allowed>>5104522 >>5104523 >>5104544 >>5104546 thumbnail nigger
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Anonymous
02/26/26(Thu)05:29:55
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5104596
>>5104557 Huh. What was that
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Anonymous
02/26/26(Thu)05:34:43
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5104600
>>5104596 A janny being based as fuck holy shit.
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Anonymous
02/26/26(Thu)18:11:52
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5104741
>>5104557 >That's allowed I know but it's a bit annoying
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Anonymous
02/27/26(Fri)00:19:09
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5104833
Wtf is wrong with this thread?
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Anonymous
02/27/26(Fri)00:41:27
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5104847
>>5104833 schizophrenia containment center
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Anonymous
02/28/26(Sat)01:02:38
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5105090
Probably male. Also cool dark/brown/white patterns beat clown colors, every time.>>4996928 That woman's profile image looks like one of those child corpses they propped up for daguerrotypes
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Anonymous
03/01/26(Sun)07:39:03
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5105518
>287 days
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Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)22:07:59
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5106587
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Anonymous
03/08/26(Sun)04:45:24
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5107196
>>4989049 He's cute
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Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)21:38:24
No.
5108278
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)22:12:45
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5109758
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Anonymous
03/24/26(Tue)21:48:46
No.
5111323
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Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)22:56:08
No.
5112662
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Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)00:31:05
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5114022
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)19:37:58
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5115325
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)23:26:28
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5116596
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)11:52:38
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5116700
>>4989050 is this the only sauropsid amniote with eyelashes?
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)14:39:04
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5116727
>>5116700 -> >>5007437
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)20:03:14
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5116780
>>4989049 what's his salary?
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Anonymous
04/21/26(Tue)00:21:52
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5117853
>>5116780 mealworms
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Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)23:13:29
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Anonymous
04/26/26(Sun)22:20:55
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5119442
Isn't that the trans bird from TikTok?
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Anonymous
04/30/26(Thu)10:44:16
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5120507
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)17:57:27
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5121240
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)18:29:24
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5121246
zoophile thread
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Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)20:31:18
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5121932
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Anonymous
05/05/26(Tue)05:09:30
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5122059
>>4989049 Beautiful.
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Anonymous
05/07/26(Thu)20:16:25
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5122816
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Anonymous
05/07/26(Thu)20:25:13
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5122819
>>4989049 d-does it perform the duties?
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Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)10:16:19
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5123595
>>5122819 yes
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Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)13:28:31
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5123630
>>5122819 Yes. It shreds papers and makes you coffee.
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Anonymous
05/10/26(Sun)18:44:30
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Anonymous
05/13/26(Wed)15:00:58
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Anonymous
05/17/26(Sun)00:01:48
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5125857
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Anonymous
05/18/26(Mon)22:06:26
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5126410
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Anonymous
05/21/26(Thu)04:46:47
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5127054
>>4989049 she's hecking gorgeus
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Anonymous
05/21/26(Thu)04:49:21
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5127056
>>4989050 holy shit
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Anonymous
05/21/26(Thu)04:55:09
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5127058
>>4990160 how is that bad
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Anonymous
05/21/26(Thu)05:00:50
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5127061
>>5007437 yeah but-
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Anonymous
05/23/26(Sat)21:05:31
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Anonymous
05/27/26(Wed)06:57:41
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5129108
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Anonymous
05/30/26(Sat)04:42:03
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5130015
>>4989049 Frontier heard our prayers and gave us beautiful secretary birds in Planet Zoo 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6- yj80Guxg
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Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)22:22:23
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5130856
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)10:12:11
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5132045
>>5130015 I love how secretary birds are the climax of the video
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)13:23:23
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