>>5017245
BIBER SCHEIBE

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Posting all the beavers i have

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>>5017523

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>>5017530

>>5017245
are these just the wood pellets you put in those fancy smoker grills? Which flavor of wood do the beevs like best?

>>5017596
Beavers don't actually eat wood. They eat a very thin layer of it that they can digest. They don't have the microbiome to digest lignin or cellulose.

>>5017648
can't believe Angry Beavers lied to me.

>>5017648
>They don't have the microbiome to digest lignin or cellulose.
Do we?

>>5017797
No

>>5017797
No. We can't either. It's why we suck at digesting plant matter and only shit like fruits and vegetables that are basically fleshy material for seeds is even edible to us. If you tried eating grass or wood you'd ultimately just starve to death. To digest it well you need what herbivores have which is basically a fermentation chamber. Or have a microbiome adapted for it like termites. Even shit like carpenter ants don't eat wood though they chew through it. Cellulose is very difficult to digest, lignin even moreso. Very few things are capable of getting anything out of it.

>>5017245
It's like they're scared people terrified of the big kaiju

>>5017648
>>5017797
lignin balls

>>5017952
smol bobr

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>>5017954
baby bobr
a babr

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>>5017955

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What did Bobr mean by this?

>>5017999
testing the limits of his abilities

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>>5017999
Bipolar beaver
cant finish what he starts

For real it's probably because the snow melted and suddenly the tree was 3 feet taller. Beavers act funny in the snow

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Did you know beavers are one of the few mammals to have a cloaca?

>>5018308
Weird. I thought that was just a bird/reptile or monotreme thing. Why do beavers have that?

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>>5018350
God just thinks theyre better that way

>>5018749
soft food make soft bober
soft bober make KURWA time

>>5017245
I cant even, holy shit
the way his thing rises up from beneath
how it clenches a handful of its kibbles and let go
the way this shaggy mf looks
its like an eldritch greedy abomination claiming its tribute

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New one, hot off the presses

Does anyone have this beaver webm? I saved it but any time i try to post it, 4chan says its a corrupted file.

https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1752949800019.webm

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>>5019685

>>5019285
Do they bite each other like capybaras do?

>>5017245
TIL beavers have grabby hands

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Two beavers playfighting from tonights walk. In the end a total of 5 beavers were piled up on each other :)

>>5021056
Of course. How do you think they grab the sticks, hammers, and nails used to build the dams?

>>5019086
LET ME GO! I'M ONE OF YOU! NESOKRUSHIMIYA I LEGENDARYA! TOGETHER WE WILL ACCOMPLISH THE OPERATSYA!

>>5021070
Hot, wet beaver action

>>5019785
why is he cooming

>>5022936
The apple is just that good

>>5019785
Apple too sour for bobr?

>>5022964
It kept eating afterwards, so maybe not.

>>5021134
Kek.

>>5022291
Back in the heady days when you could order a beaver from a catalogue and it'd arrive at your doorstep within 24 hours.

>>5019785
Is he boggling like a rat?

>>5023571
yeah, all rodents can do it
i wonder what the purpose of it is though

>>5019079
BEHOLD:
A MAN!

>>5019193
>the charges, officer?

>>5023697
possession of child porn

>>5023743
where's the damming evidence?

>>5024779
>switches shoulder when carrying
he's just like me

>>5021070
forbidden love

>>5019082
Was that a wallabee the AI beaver walked by?

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>>5019917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCC_ErQ-Gnw

Maybe someone could convert parts of this to a webm with sound. The noises she makes while throwing a tantrum are hilarious

>>5029380
Why do they do this? They ruined two trees and arent even finishing the job

>>5030588
to piss off boomers

>>5030588
They wait for the wind to finish them off

>>5026284
Looks like a mara to me. They are a bit smaller than capybaras and very docile, they are often kept in open/petting areas of zoos.

KURWA

>>5019084
he's rubbing his anal gland oil on himself

>>5031233
dang, I have more in common with beavers than I thought

Thanks to these invasive pieces of shit, the wetlands next to my property is now a fetid stagnant swamp. Even after a few other locals shot them all, the damage they've already done is irreversible. Fuck those bastards. If I ever see one around here again, I will greet it with a .45-70. The authorities even dynamited some of the dams afterward, which helped drain some spots, but not nearly enough and it certainly can't regrow several decades worth of extremely precious trees in this area. Total Beaver Death

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>>5031243
t. butthurt Argie

>>5031243
Was anything done with the dead beavers?

>>5031291
Bear hunters used them for bait.

>>5031243
Ayo dis nigga got BEAVED!

>>5031243
>extremely precious trees

Aren't you glad beavers lose their whiny voice when they grow up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd58TchPC64

>>5032292
i like their pingu noises actually. Especially when they get cranky like here >>5029635

>>5031279
What is he scheming?

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husband and wife i think

>>5033589
Complete
Global
Inundation

>>5035132
GROND
GROND
GROND

>>5028795
hes evolving

This thread has been up for over 41 days

>>5037596
Rightfully so
Like a beaver dam, it requires dilligent maintenance

>>5037687
sooooooooooo anyone tried to smell one IRL?
>>5019199
>>5019084

>>5039061
i got very close to a local pair of beavers but they ran off

>>5041357
What are they in for

>>5041357
Being gnawty.

Beavers are cool and good at construction
>>5039061
They probably don't smell like vanilla. It's probably more like a cologne at most.

>>5043841
its smells like pungent vanilla. Imagine not taking a shower for awhile but than add vanilla flavoring and thats castoreum.

>>5043847
Sounds like what I was imagining. Then yeah people were probably cutting the glands out and soaking them in alcohol or something.

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>illegal capy in your pond
What would you do?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n0FCKN96VSQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yva5QkbIh6Y

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What is this expression? Is it anger? Is it fear?
Also look at the capybara's massive shits floating in their water lol.

>>5044487
>KURWA CAPYSCZI ZABITO

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Is there an animal, other than humans, which has a more profound impact on its environment than the beaver?

>>5017797
>got to thinking maybe I'm the beaver born and I just don't know it yet

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How did they get so good at selling cheap gas and making brisket?
>>5037687
Fun fact, castoreum is actually really really expensive so it's more likely that you've had actual Vanilla than castoreum.

>>5017952
this is one of my life goals

>>5046230
Some elephants perhaps. They destroy forests and create savanna.

>>5046230
>that pic
but why?

>>5048831
To send a message

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EVOLUTION!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j0tDeblo8rA

>>5046230
>Is there an animal, other than humans, which has a more profound impact on its environment than the beaver?
Pretty much every animal on earth when their population gets out of control and left uncheck. Same with insects. Just to give you an idea, not long ago researchers and astronauts monitoring earth through space with satellite images noticed strange patterns in certain locations around the world when viewed from space. One location deep inside a rain forest(I can't remember the location), they noticed weird circular patterns forming. Researchers expected something man made because of how perfect the circles were and how they only recently, at the time, showed up and would eventually send a team of experts to go check it out on foot.

As they got there they noticed the area was like a swamp with a lot of grassy plains and the circles were giant grassy hills. When they dug up the hills is when they found out it was noting but a pile worms underneath and the giant grassy hill was just a giant pile of worm poop with grass and moss growing to make it look like a grassy plain. The reason being was that it was the perfect location for the worms as it hid them from their natural predators so they were able to live and breed unchecked under giant piles of poop that was big enough to form giant hills that can bee seen from space. The size of the worms were fairly large too just add more proof that they've been living long healthy lives.

People who say humans fucked the planet don't know shit about what animals and insects can do when left unchecked.

>>5041361
Embezzling dam construction funds

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>>5046909

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Look at this beaver react to being picked up as the keeper tries to corral him back to his den
>nnnN NGHHH! nuh... (without dropped the food) lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pLQ_NQ9ogs&t=603s

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>>5052435
beavers lose their baby faces so quickly

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>>5052435
What goes on in the beaver brain at this moment? "Am I being wrestled by king beaver? This feels nostalgic?" If there were an animal that might have an opinion on being lifted up by hands, it'd have to be beavers.

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>>5054391
The shit beaver adults have to put up with the moment they stop looking "sleepy-cute".

>>5055360
what the fuck was his problem

I wonder what Tirasu, the grumpy bachelor beaver >>5019186 thinks of his brother Kaffe having a wife and 3 kids >>5055360

Nice beaver!

>>5055541
What are the beaver names and family relations? I don't know japanese, but I think "Kaffe" is for English "coffee"

>>5017245
I thought they eat trees.

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>>5055585
You got me curious so I went to look it up, found gold
https://x.com/vibaotter/status/1835148842272268357
A whole family tree for beavers in Kyushu region zoos.

So at Nagasaki Biopark there are currently two beaver enclosures along a hill.
At the top is the flamingo pond >>5019077
In the middle is bachelor Terasu >>5019192 >>5019201 >>5019186
At the bottom is Kaffe(pronounced cafe), Wakaba and their 3 pups NukuNuku, Shakashaka and Kashiwa. >>5019184 >>5019202 >>5035132 >>5055103 >>5055360

I thought Terasu (tiramisu) and Kaffe (cafe) were brothers due to their coffee-themed names but that's not true. Terasu is actually the brother of Kaffe's wife, Wakaba.

>>5055610
Are these Eurasian or American beavers?

>>5055590
They eat the upper layer of live wood, just beneath the bark.

>>5055943
american fatties

>>5019201
lol the kid is already going bald

>>5017875
uh follow up question then can i ferment grass like sauerkraut or kimchi then eat it? What if i use cow rennet? Like can i live off grass then?

>>5031243
>shot them
You're an asshole

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPQtAuyDvkb/

Can anyone webm/mp4 this?

>>5055537
You would've had to have bee vhere to know.

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>>5058837
Didn't turn out so good. Not sure how to get a high quality raw from insta and that gravel causes a lot of artifacts when compressed.

>>5059022
I think it looks pretty good, anon

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>>5017245
https://youtu.be/vrl3zhefffM?t=20
>ugyahh~
lmao- just like muh animay. Seeing a beaver double fisting two large carrots with one in its mouth should elicit that response though, especially if you aren't close to breaking the 5ft tall barrier.

>>5018308
What other mammals have a cloaca?

The beavers descend upon the swollen pumpkins under a harvest moon, their sleek flanks glistening with pond-slick desire. Teeth like lovers' nips sink into yielding flesh—crunch of rind giving way to pulpy surrender, juices spilling in reckless arcs. We ache for the forbidden clips, the raw footage of this primal feast: flanks heaving, maws devouring, the slow, deliberate ravage that leaves nothing but satiated husks bobbing in the afterglow. Where are they, these videos this October that promise to strip the gloss from our screens and leave us breathless?

>>5017245
why are his hands so grabby

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The rarest bobr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZY4cELPK8

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>>5061380
The white beaver marches on

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Are beaver intelligent enough to kill bloodthirsty predators with falling trees?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOucUKKrE2Y

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>>5062340
It's good to see. That beaver knows capybara are not to be trusted, especially since that one incident where a beaver allegedly killed a man-- pure capybara propaganda. If a beaver were to lie around like a slacker good-for-nothing too, he'd have butterflies and reptiles and birds and whatever else gathering around him, landing on him, but he's got beaver shit to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqb0jPwBWw
>The capybaras do not like the beavers. The beavers are rude and have no manners. They are not as intelligent or as emotionally sensitive as the capybaras.
oh no biber bros how do we respond?

nagasaki biopark, in one of their long beaver videos, has shown me how stupid kids can be.
In one video a beaver was given a massive branch, 8 meters long perhaps, to drag down a path -a staircase/slope double combo path- down towards its den that has one long wooden bridge connecting it to the outside over a water moat.
It's all very impressive to watch the beaver, watching his great carefulness and strength whenever he stops to reposition that long tree because of narrow path he has to navigate with the crowd around him, and then a *kid* comes into frame trying to force feed a single leaf. He's quickly shoo-ed away, complying quickly and without incident, and if you investigate and rewind the video you'll see the kid was holding that same leaf for quite some time, time-- minutes or more perhaps-- none of which time had been spent on thinking about why he needed to give a beaver a single leaf when the tree its dragging has thousands.

>>5064623
HIGH FIVE

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quality is bad because the video quality is bad

>>5018749
That must seem so outrageously juicy compared to bark lmao

>>5065980
Is that also Nagasaki? Yeah their stream quality dips in the beaver slope area and when they move.

>>5061114
beaver is not for erotic!

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Did you know beavers didnt start building dams until the government started dumping Tylenol in the water?

>>5067783
I feel like theyre threatening me

>>5068327
Wonder if Terasu hates that Yamamoto zookeeper, and how much.

>>5068327
Gimme my FUCKING CABBAGE

>>5023697
Eating a succulent chinese stick. We have you now!

>>5063377
>They are not as intelligent
How is that possible?

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clog'd!

>>5070553
It's weird to think about but beavers operate mostly on instinct. They don't seem to have any higher thought behind planning and building dams, instead the sound of running water just triggers an instinctual drive to clog it and nature does a pretty good job at choosing where they should dam up.

>>5062340
>trying_to_talk_to_a_girl_without_spilling_my_spaghetti.avi

>>5017999
got drunk

>>5018308
And the males have a literal micropenis.

>>5018350
Reduces drag+the possibility of getting their dick infected from swimming

>>5017535
He bit off more than he can chew!

I LOVE BEAVERS!! And that’s the dam truth!

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Wow, Kaffe and Wakaba's 3 pups are already as big as they are. (2+ years old)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ9BD9jkfTq/
Why are they so prone to sumo wrestling?

I love beaver theyre so good at retarding water with faggots

>>5074242
Those are beavers in Torius Zoo, they have to train everyday so they can fight off invasive capybaras >>5044479 >>5062340

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Anyone ever watched peak beaver kino?

>>5074391
>not hundreds of beavers

>>5073982
>the shot that started the polish Civil war

>>5074484
>hundreds of beavers in a beaver-shaped trenchcoat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cajyzYQmG-w

>>5076306
Why are almost all my beaver instagram posts from japan? Do they love beavers there? Is it because they sumo wrestle?

>>5076307
The zoos in Kyushu are very active on social media. >>5055610

Otters are no-good deadbeats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oybGds-gCIs

>>5017535
This is kinda fucked up, beavers are like born knowing trees fall slowly because they have a canopy and are tall. Giving it a short log like that just guarantees it will get hit by the log and can easily fuck up the beaver

>>5078913
Granny has a nice beaver

>>5078913
dead bigger storage

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>>5078913
got blood all over her nice chair

>>5081477
>>5045858
Just noticed that beavers don't use their hands when swimming. They look like reverse ducks.

>>5056316
Not that guy but we can't digest raw grass efficiently because our digestive system lacks the enzymes to break down cellulose, which is what grass leaves (yes, they're leaves) and wood are mostly made of. Cattle and other ruminants can eat that shit not because they produce the enzyme (cellulase) but because their chambered stomachs got friggin bacteria, protozoa and fungi that produce it to break the grasses down for them. That's why cannulated cattle are so important (I posted a few videos of them before, much to /an/'s horror; check the archive for the word 'cannulated'/'cannula' or 'fistula'/'fistulated' to watch'em or ask nicely and I'll see if I've still got it somewhere).
If cattle are malnourished from a lack of proper bacteria in the stomach and therefore unable to efficiently digest grasses, a farmer can reach into the stomach of a healthy specimen through the cannula, grab some rumen and plant biomass and manually transplant into a malnourished one, giving it the right bacteria etc to process grass properly.
Their ability to derive nutrition from grasses is heavily based on fermentation, yes, but here's the kicker: the bacteria etc digest the cellulose into glucose, the fungi, other bacteria and protozoa ferment the glucose into volatile fatty acids (acetate, propionate and butyrate, iirc) which get absorbed through the rumen wall.
We can't get nearly as much nutrition from those VFAs as they can because our digestion system and nutritional needs are just fundamentally different. That's why while we can eat bamboo shoots, which are grasses, we get relatively little nutrition from it. We only process about 5% of the possible nutrients cuz they're encased in cellulose.
If you're dead set on making grass edible, it's been done but the amount of cellulase necessary is ridiculous for the low amount of nutrition we would get from the results. However, the glucose made from that cellulase+cellulose digestion is currently used to make ethanol biofuel.

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>>5084289

>>5017249
Look at that shit eating grin

>>5085807
How can she slap?
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

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This beaver looks like he's up to something

silly beaver, there's no water nearby

>>5078174
maybe he should just look up 3 feet

>>5087355
ULTRASONIC WAVE ATTACK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWTktKSFtE0?t=635

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The beaver family at Nagasaki Biopark have been trying to build a ramp up this corner so they can escape their enclosure. Zookeepers have to clear it everyday.

>>5091471
And while the zookeepers are distracted by the ramp, the beavers keep digging their escape tunnel. All according to keikaku.

>>5072301
This is my favorite beaver clip. Oh, how sweetly and gently he(?) takes the fruit from her fingers.

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>>5078174
maybe it's an issue with the beaver not the zoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyNhcQ6J49s

>>5092912
I think this beaver has felled so many logs like that one that he knows it's not dangerous to have one bonk on you

>>5044479
>>5044487
even more of these two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ-qVOP8-wE

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>>5017245
any suggestions for my minecraft mod beaver bros? (eager beavers) They can build dams, lodges spawn as structures, you can give them food and they'll walk around with it, they can knock down trees, etc.

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>>5094099
Make it compatable with Dynamic Trees and/or Panda's Falling Trees and HT's TreeChop

>>5094841
i was just watching this video on instagram and now i see it posted here, get out of my fucking head gangstalker

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>>5095503
Dad's not even watching the kid

>>5095503
>the other one that immediately goes to the pool as the first one is getting put back
proof we live in a simulation, this is a sitcom for the programmers

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>>5095503

>>5095503
One must imagine the beaver happy

Just got a 3 day ban for making a beaver thread on /v/

>>5096778
ooh she's stroking her beaver!

>>5096093
keep up the good fight.
never stop beaver posting

>>5096778
The beaver wants to groom her in exchange for the scratches. Dem red, inch-long beaver teeth on your scalp attempting to bring out your beaver oils. yikes.