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Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their delightful facial features?
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>>5069754
>their delightful facial features
i wanna go like this to them
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>>5069781
i thought flanges would be stiffer desu.
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>>5069826
same
makes sense that you would never notice since they move so slow
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Can there be such a thing as too much flange?
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>>5069943
a question worth pondering
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I love these guys like you wouldn't believe
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>>5069943
The m stands for "mucho flange"
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nicest orangutan face ever frozen in time with that bonk sound.
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>>5069754
Most based of the great apes; more than us, certainly. They will prosper again after we erase ourselves through our own folly, and that old adague from the Good Book shall become reality: "fortunate the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."
>>5069944
check 'em double dubs
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They have such a "Wise Wizard" vibe to them
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>>5070565
great sage of the forest
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beautiful creatures of God, they do not deserve the Dubai treatment...
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>>5069917
mogs me
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>>>/wsg/6024538
>>5070565
I personally enjoy them at their silliest
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>>5070789
The duality of monke
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>>5070789
>Sibu and Kiwi
They grow up so fast :3
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>>5070999
one of my favorite images in all of the Internet
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>>5071451
>riding the wheelbarrow of delight :D
>every one of the riders is an orphan D:
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>the precocial altricial pongo slider
As an infant, where were you on this spectrum ?
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>>5071675
>As an infant, where were you on this spectrum ?
personality wise, centre-left
appearence extreme right
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>>5072078
Same..
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>Doctor: you have 2 hours and 39 minutes left to live
>Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjnbnsrsyeY
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>>5072443
>the uploader has not made this video available in your country
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>>5072085
incredibly unflattering image of jarang. pls be nice to him hes special needs.
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>>5072548
Oh well. Sucks to be Canadian. Hopefully one day hour faggot PM will allow President Trump to annex your ice-hole country.
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>>5072548
does the nsfw youtube workaround still work for stuff like this?
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>>5072784
nope
may the region lockers and their tiny hats have a bad time for evermore
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>be human baby
>be orphaned
>dad abandons you and your mom, don’t even know who the fuck he is
>mom is shot looking for food in her own home
>home is burnt down and stripped from you
>reasonably go insane and turn into a serial killer or rapist and/or a schizo
>be baby pongo
>go through same shit
>continue to live a peaceful and content life
how???
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>>5073494
a mixture of their superior moral compass
and jungle school
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>>5073494
Orangs are VERY good motivated,so as along as they are fed, they are content.
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>>5073609
>Orangs are VERY good motivated
I like how your typo remains correct
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>>5073494
Humans are obligate carnivores and have superior willpower and entitlement.
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>>5073638
Orangs are indeed good when they get food
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>Good bye cruel world. My only regret is that I didn’t eat enough Jackfruit
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>>5072672
no its not. it is what the little mutant looks like. they will prob try to breed him someday and make another even more mutant ape
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>>5073655
Jesus! years later and pics of that fat spoiled chump Beni being and behaving a disgusting pig still show up on /an/
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Are the claims of 130kg / 285 pound orangutans legit? i assume those belong to obese zoo pongos because that's almost gorilla weight
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Does anyone have the "looking to get cucked?" Beni meme?
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>>5074549
Fuck i attached that image by accident i apologize
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>>5074549
this 'un?
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>>5074634
Yes thank you
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>>5074550
don’t EVER apologize for the truth. do you have more like this but with a pongo?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXpu1JpU5hQ
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pssst...hey you dumbass...cartoons arent real numb nuts
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>>5070565
I highly reccomend you read the Discworld books if you haven't already
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>>5075014
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>>5076545
gemmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>5077092
so much intelligence and wisdom and beauty behind those eyes
we have much to learn
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>>5077141
>wisdom and beauty
she's just hankering for her morning cup
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nice face lol ,wish i could hear her scream and struggle!! dude on the left looks like he is ready to bust out laughing!!
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that level of hair seems inconvenient
how do they cope with their hair like that?
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>>5074548
That is for sure obese individuals. 200 pounds / 90kg is a healthy weight for a large male
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>>5078880
question came up a few threads ago too
I remember the gist being that the humidity in Borneo and Sumatra along with constant brushing from branches keeps their hair shorter and finer
it's only really in captivity that you start seeing hair curtains turning into dreads
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>>5078691
me @ ur house
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>>5079046
why is he shitting?
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corrected...
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>>5079324
bcz funy
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>>5079864
>Signature look of superiority
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>>5079935
so he should have
he knew the quality of his future progeny
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>>5080647
absolute king
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>>5081225
Is that my neger Berani (Rip in peace) in the backround?
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>>5069773
I have one of these on my shelf :)
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HAHAHAHAHA
Monki!
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>>5081452
nah, he's a bong named Wousan
pic is from when he was let back in with his missus after his son (Ranbi, foreground) was born
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Extremely funny looking animal
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>>5081977
i know it’s unnatural and frowned upon and i think orangutans would probably like wearing clothes and hats and the like… they seem to enjoy getting dressed.

>>5082242
what a classy lady!
a beaut
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>A five-year-old male Sumatran orangutan named Pustakawan, who was known as Kawi, unfortunately died at Prague Zoo this morning. The tragic event was caused by Kawi’s youthful recklessness and a game in which he underestimated his physical abilities. Half an hour before the zoo opened, he let go of the rope while swinging and fell into a water moat, where he drowned as a result of the accident.
:( nest in peace angel. he was far too young. this is heartbreaking, they need to stop using moats in enclosures.
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>>5082316
I don't know if its the colder climate of western nations or a religious thing, but habit wearing is a well documented behaviour in captive Pongos
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>c'mon babe
>let's go to sleep under the thunkful monke blanket
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>>5083013
i propose zookeepers give em some hats, sunglasses, shirts and scarves and see what they do with them. it should count as enrichment, they’d love it.
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>>5083278
probably not sunglasses since they can be fashioned into tools to break the enclose and stab keepers and such
the rest I wholeheartedly support
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Pongos will go extinct next year...pay your last respects brothers.....
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>>5085242
unironically the tapanulis will probably go extinct within the year. a recent flood already wiped out a significant percentage of them.
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big bellaayyyyysss
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Why are there no pongos in India?
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>>5085554
too stinky
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>>5085554
There are, but the pollution made them bald and retarded so we call them indians
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>>5085578
Please don't insult orangutans like that
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hope you all have a splendid Christmas, friends
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>>5086051
so adorable

>>5086070
so so cute
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>>5069943
I think it likes it
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>>5086070
merry pongomas
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>>5082953
nature eliminates the weak and dumb, even in a cage
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>>5069754
I genuinely love them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jtVSlezkls
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>>5087498
A pongo dressed as a chimp? that's kind of weird
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>>5087501
back in the days of animal performers, it was often easier to dye a pongo's hair black than attempt to train a chimp, especially if you wanted a more subdued performance
everyone comes out of it with all of their digits still attached
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>>5087503
I always wondered what a fully black flanged male would look like
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>>5088199
surely there must have been melanistic pongos at some point, most other animals have examples
I suppose the trouble would be how rare they are in the first places, just as rare as albinos if not more so and there's only been one documented albino pongo from what I can gather
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what’s he dreaming about?
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D:
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>>5090718
>:D
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>>5090943
the little ones do this to get air on their gums as it's as uncomfortable for them as it is for us
precious little satsuma
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>>5090948
*during teething
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>>5090743
>bamboozling
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>getting bamboozled
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Why are orangutans?
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>>5091408
because they are orange
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>>5091632
if only that was hot green peppers, what a entertaining show that would have been!
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>>5070007
god i love that vid! wtf why did they stop filming so fast
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>god i love that vid! wtf why did they stop filming so fast
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>>5070999
https://youtu.be/rHZFJ2kfHko?si=pf25JFic54W-07a-
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hi fellow autists i like rangy tangs too theyre my favorite animal hahaha yay
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>>5093615
splendid
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>>5093615
this but unironically
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I love how their reddish hair contrasts with the green jungle
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>>5094795
surprisingly effective when your enemies have bum eyes
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>>5094926
So pongos basically evolved to be green but our eyes perceive them as orange?
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>>5094930
less trying to be green and more just blending in so tigers can't see them
much easier to make orange hair than green hair, so that caught on with the ancient munki
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>>5069754
They know
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>>5095018
what do they know?
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>>5073668
>Beni
Based
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>>5086070
Isn't this that poor orang that locked in a bird cage and he couldn't move very much when he went to the rehab center?
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>>5095191
precious Budi with his joints all swollen from being fed condensed milk for months
he's a tough and terrific big beautiful boy now, off in the jungle with a harem of his own
were it that we all were so fortunate
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Watching this video was what made me realize we already arent alone in the universe.
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>>5095197
he has no flanges in this photo aka unattractive to females. a harem is questionable...
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>>5096028
You can literally see they are starting to grow in that photo
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>>5095197
i like that you can recognize budi from that little beauty mark above his lip. it’s so cartoony.
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What a magnificent creature
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>>5096300
why did god let us inherit the earth instead of them? theyre way cooler…
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>>5096438
they can't be tricked into paying taxes :(
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>>5096438
The other day i was talking with my cousin about how being related to chimps the most is probably why we are where we are. I feel like if we were more related to orangutans or gorillas we would be much more docile by nature and, sadly, we are at the top because of our aggression and willingness to fuck over other members of our own species
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>>5096511
we should have come from bonobos instead. so close...
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>>5097165
nope i still hate baby orangs and id toss this one and sibu in the wood chipper first chance i got and listen to the squeaks and shrieks...from baby orang idolizing people
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>>5097238
bamboo torture for you unironically
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>>5097238
1/10 rage bait. Trying so hard it's embarrassing
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>>5097172
>ruled by women
how about no
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:O
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>>5097674
:D
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Man what i wouldn't give for these guys to be good pets
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>>5098237
Best mom
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>>5098237
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. she is the mother teresa of pongos.
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I love her so much you wouldn't believe
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>>5086331
Dante

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