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why is there no day of the week thats reserved for dogs?
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we should have craterday to celebrate dog owners hating their own pets so much
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>>5090970
Crates are low test culture and always have been. It's not a cat/dog thing it's a woman/soiboy thing.
>Get too much pet/too many pets
>gotta spend 6 hours at work and 3 hours getting dick
>fuckin wage gap sista
>but poop all over house?
>solution: crate
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>>5090970
kek
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>>5090970
Kek fpbp
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>>5091018
>>5091019
>samefagging during thirdie hours
sad
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>>5091065
i know you are but what am i
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>>5090970
We should have outdoorsday to celebrate how cats are so insufferably needy and bad smelling that their owners seethe at the notion of having them anywhere but outside
>fuck no i want to sleep and go one day without stepping in litter or puke uhhhh i-i m-mean cats are basically small tigers they need f-freedom hahaha
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dogs have had about 30k years longer as humanty's companions dont need a few meme days to worship their internet caricatures
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>>5090970
FPBP
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>>5090968
There isnt one for cats either. Let go of the past. Caturday was the 2000s minions meme.

>>5091665
The original first post of this thread was the best one but anon must have gotten banned on /ck/
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5090968
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>>5090970
Umm there's nothing wrong with using a crate as a "safe space" for your dog. What the fuck is it with cat owners that just misinterpret everything about dog care?
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>>5090968
There's an entired dog days season.
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>>5090970
fpbp
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>>5091704
>anon must have gotten banned on /ck/
hes a dogfaggot, he got wiped by the janny
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>>5091704
No one cares about your samefag first post, subhuman anti cat schizo
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>>5091782
>>5091781
>>5091774
Samefag harder over your dead meme, catpedo
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>>5091131
Trvke
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>>5091131
this lmao
>keep my cat indoors? do you know how disgusting that would be? i mean, duhhh, you’re anti-cat!
>cats outdoors: thanks for defending my honor nyACK *ran over/eaten by a dog*
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>>5091784
Fuck off. FUCK OFF. Caturday is STILL real 4chan culture. Go spend time outside with your dog if you want to be a normalfaggot. This site is not for sex-having grass-touching republicunt trump voters. This is an anime and cat website. FUCKING. LEAVE. ALREADY.
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE DOGREDDITOR
>Using pedo as an insult
Oh no, pedo! Did you know 4chan used to have a LOLI board, normalfag? Moot only deleted it because advertisers forced him to. Pedophilia is based 4chan culture. Go be a hag fetishist on reddit. THERE ARE CONSTANT LOLI THREADS ON EVERY REAL 4CHAN BOARD. Meanwhile dogFAGGOTS are 50% furfaggot, 50% normalfaggot. If you like dogs you do not fucking belong here. Leave. All you do is spread anti-cat, anti-4chan, /pol/ cancer garbage you fucking dogfucking faggot. Leave. NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE. NO ONE WOULD MISS YOU. fucking dogfaggots are cancer and /dog/ is the reason /an/ is shit. kill all dogfaggots. kill all dogs.
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>>5090968
Because cats are clean, intelligent, self sufficient, good smelling, get rid of mice and rats, and have only benefited mankind for all of recorded history, and dogs are filthy, stupid, slavish, incompetent, stinking shitbeasts that stopped being useful after the invention of the fence and kill people.

Dogs are the third deadliest animal on earth and only racist white fucks still like them because they think devleoping nations being plagued with aggressive shitbeasts is somehow good. Dogfaggots are white supremacists are dog fuckers. Go to google images, search "man arrested for sex with dog", and every single one of them is fucking white.
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I’m here to translate seething retard to english
>>5091788
>i have no life and want to return to the childhood i spent on a weird porn site

>>5091789
>only white people maintain good relations with dogs and report their fellows for bestiality. everyone else has abused, feral street dogs and zero sexual morals. for some reason this means dogs are bad.
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>>5091789
>clean
Litterboxes. And every time I handle a cat my hands smell like litterbox.
>intelligent
They are what a mammal their size should be. Caniforms including dogs just tend to be unusually smart. The only unusually smart feliforms are tranny hyenas.
>good smelling
Cats werent even considered pets, but a hard to justify pest, until spay and neuter got rid of the smell
>pest control
Proven false
>benefited mankind
Sole source of toxoplasmosis, plague vector, and persistent rabies reservoir

Dogs are every bit as smart, clean, and nice as you keep them. Cats are also high maintenance but its socially acceptable to essentially abandon them outside because historically, they were pest animals.
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>>5091791
>Litterboxes. And every time I handle a cat my hands smell like litterbox.
every self respecting cat owner has an outdoor cat
>NOOO you cant let a cat outside because muh rats that cants dont even target (cats only kill mice)
>NOOO you cant have an indoor cat because muh litterbox
pick one dogfucker
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>>5090968
For a short period it was common for social rejects to identify with cats to set themselves apart from dogs which were associated with sports, exercise, police, soldiers, manual labor, and rich men. Its the same subculture that produced euphoric anti-christian atheists, “nice guys”, “supreme gentlemen”, and genuine weeaboos that thought they could be japanese. Caturday followed this culture from early 4chan to increasingly liberal sites like reddit and pretty much died with it as the subculture imploded on itself during american OWS protests.

The dog days of summer keep on truckin’.
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>>5091792
You dont own a cat then. You force a disease vector on everyone else because you’re lazy and said disease vector harms native wildlife while doing nothing to fast-breeding, cat-adapted invasive pests. Its no different than thirdie street dogs if not worse because you’re the only ones left in the first world behaving like this.

Do you also complain when coyotes and dogs eat your roaming outdoor cats? Do you get violent and vengeful and still wonder why everyone hates crazy cat people?

Cats are high maintenance pets. You need to keep them indoors. You need a dedicated, ventilated litterbox room. You need to use pellet litter. You need to bathe your cat. You need to spay and neuter your cat. You need to train your cat to stay off food prep surfaces. You need to socialize your cat so its not skittish and aggressive. Deal with it. I know your type fears responsibility and consequences because you are overwhelmingly narcissistic but stop acting indignant when your failure to behave like a responsible adult leads to people disliking you.
>b-but there was a cat meme in 2005!
Nonsequitur.
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>>5091793
is this your last cope
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>>5091796
Are you the thirdie child porn spammer or do you just act like him?
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>>5091797
i know you are but what am i
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>>5091796
>>5091799
looks like /an/'s favorite brown pedo is back, I was hoping you'd killed yourself
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>>5091802
Yurop must give very light sentences to nonces
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Meltdown kek
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>>5091814
My favorite part about the various cat schizos meltdowns is that one or more of them got into posting furry porn and pal’ed around with actual zoophiles to try and get them to post here because they kept calling everyone dogfuckers, and yet, there were no dogfuckers around to make them look justified (yet)

Even mossad agents were surprised
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>>5091814
Yes the anti cat schizo is having meltdowns in multiple threads in the middle of a Tuesday night over there in Bangalore
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>>5091820
Where’s bangalore? Did you mean bangor? It’s not even five in maine you retard
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>>5091821
pakistan maybe. i dont bother with third world geography either. the narrative catnonce wants to force doesnt really make sense. thirdies all hate dogs and have endless problems with them. in the first world, dogs are a nothingburger and cats are the only pet animal still being subjected to third world care standards (roaming).
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>saar nervously googling cities in the US to appear like it's not the middle of the night in his locale
Kek
You already gave it away Rajesh. You can't pretend anymore.
Also stop replying to yourself. We see it every single time you do it.
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>>5091826
No really, where the fuck is bangalore? Malaysia? Answer before I google.

You say saar a lot. Are you indian?
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>>5090968
caturday basically doesnt exist anymore. even the caturday subreddit that tried keeping it alive was dead last time i googled to see if it existed. deader than over 9000, rick rolls, post sinks, teh rei, creepychan, and candleja
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>>5091790
Thank you i couldn't understand what he was saying
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>>5091792
>gets run over
Now what?
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>>5092011
live outside of a (((city)))
problem solved
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>>5091789
>Because cats are clean
They shit in a sandbox then carry that sand all across the house, including where food gets made and eaten.
>intelligent
An average cat has half the neurons of a chihuahua.
>self sufficient
Only point that's even remotely true, and even then, dogs can manage on their own too.
>good smelling
They smell of toxoplasmosis, piss, and shit. To an actual human they smell utterly disgusting, but the toxo that's replaced your brain makes you think they smell good.
>get rid of mice and rats
They don't. Cats only kill the easy rats and keep their numbers in check and hidden. Once you remove them, the rats bounce back instantly. A terrier is infinitely more effective than any amount of cats.
>and have only benefited mankind for all of recorded history
They have done literally nothing useful in all of history. We would still be cavement if not for man's best friends: dogs and horses.
>only racist white fucks still like them
Based. Dogs are the chad nazi animal while cats are the redditor söyboy animal.
>they think devleoping nations being plagued with aggressive shitbeasts is somehow good
I don't give a shit about turd world shitholes because I don't live there. You seem to for some reason.
>Dogfaggots are white supremacists
True and based.
>dog fuckers
The only "people" who ever mention beastiality are catfags. Toxoplasmosis also makes rats and chimps sexually attracted to cat and leopard urine. Curious.
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>>5092018
>They shit in a sandbox then carry that sand all across the house, including where food gets made and eaten.
solved problem, thats what catdoors are for
>An average cat has half the neurons of a chihuahua.
nobody says otherwise. and this comparison is framing the dog as the low bar, i thought you liked dogs?
>rats
cats dont kill rats, only mice
>toxo
absolute meme that only affects subhumans. says a lot about you to be worried about it
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>>5091792
>NOOO you cant let a cat outside because muh rats that cants dont even target (cats only kill mice)
>NOOO you cant have an indoor cat because muh litterbox
Correct.
>pick one
I will pick neither. Cats shouldn't exist at all.
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>>5091795
>You need a dedicated, ventilated litterbox room.
Not even that. You need a dedicated cat room that it never leaves that you enter only with a hazmat suit. Letting it roam the house will get cat shit and toxo everywhere, including counters and tables and thus your food.
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>>5092019
>catdoors
You mean the small doors you put on your door to let them outside? How does that prevent what I said aside from allowing them to also bring in diseases from outside?
>nobody says otherwise
You're pretending that cats are intelligent. If so, you must admit that dogs are also intelligent, and much more so, and cats are dumb in comparison.
>cats dont kill rats, only mice
But you said they did. Even then, my point still applies. Cats don't actually get rid of mice.
>absolute meme that only affects subhumans
It kills hundreds of people yearly even in first world countries, not counting the miscarriages it causes and the literal mind control aspect.
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>>5092024
see >>5092025
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>>5092026
see >>5092030
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>>5092031
>not being a weak faggot that dies of common germs may help
Are you okay with hundreds of babies dying from toxoplasmosis? Are they just "weak"? Are you okay with LITERALLY BEING MIND CONTROLLED?
>i am?
Yes. You are. See
>>5091789
>Because cats are ... intelligent
>theyre just animals.
Humans are also just animals. We're still smart, not like you'd know anything about that. Dogs are also our best friends and worth more than most "humans", again, not that you'd know, being one of those "humans".
>why is cat intellegence so closely linked to your ego?
It's not. It seems to be to yours though.
>i did not. i think youre confusing your controlled opposition with me
Fine, maybe you're some different catschizo. I don't really care. You're both brown.
>they do get rid of mice, just not of rats
They don't. They're lazy and only kill the mice they randomly come across, while the infestation remains. Soon as you remove the cat, it's like the mice were there all along, because they were. Terriers are bred to actually hunt mice and do it terrifyingly well.
>car crashes kill millions.
Wrong. About 30-40k per year in the US. Cars are also a prerequirement for a functional society, unlike cats.
>pitbulls kills thousands
Maybe back home in india where you're posting from. In first world countries, the numbers don't even reach a hundred yearly.
>those that do die of toxo are old/weak and would have died anyway
Do babies deserve to die because they can't defend themselves?
>meds
I'm sorry, but as far as I know, there is no medication for the brain parasites. You will never be human again (as if you ever were in the first place) because a parasite is thinking for you.
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>>5092036
>Are you okay with hundreds of babies dying from toxoplasmosis?
theres more babies dying from obscure things youve never heard of. so yes
>Are they just "weak"?
yes
>Are you okay with LITERALLY BEING MIND CONTROLLED?
schizo
>Yes. You are. See
weird projection
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>>5092036
>Humans are also just animals. We're still smart, not like you'd know anything about that. Dogs are also our best friends and worth more than most "humans", again, not that you'd know, being one of those "humans".
offtopic but ok
>It's not. It seems to be to yours though.
i know you are but what am i
>Fine, maybe you're some different catschizo. I don't really care. You're both brown.
the other guy maybe, hes clearly falseflagging
>They don't. They're lazy and only kill the mice they randomly come across, while the infestation remains. Soon as you remove the cat, it's like the mice were there all along, because they were. Terriers are bred to actually hunt mice and do it terrifyingly well.
cats kill a predictable amount of mice, about 1-2 per night
the amount of dead mice scaled with the amount of cats
>Wrong. About 30-40k per year in the US. Cars are also a prerequirement for a functional society, unlike cats.
ok, but so what if 100 old people die of toxo when they could have died of any other germ too?
>Do babies deserve to die because they can't defend themselves?
for having weak genetics
arent you supposed to be the defender of the white race? but you cry about brown babies with no immune system dying?
>I'm sorry, but as far as I know, there is no medication for the brain parasites. You will never be human again (as if you ever were in the first place) because a parasite is thinking for you.
is this your last cope
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>>5092039
>theres more babies dying from obscure things youve never heard of. so yes
And that means we shouldn't get rid of this one cause?
>yes
In that case every baby is weak. Thinking like that will get you extinct.
>schizo
That's you, actually. Cat owners have higher rates of schizophrenia than normal people, on account of the brain parasites.
>>5092040
>offtopic but ok
You said dogs aren't animals as if that makes them dumb. Humans are also animals, but most of us aren't dumb.
>the other guy maybe, hes clearly falseflagging
You can't just call everyone who shares your opinion and makes you looks stupid a falseflag.
>cats kill a predictable amount of mice, about 1-2 per night
>the amount of dead mice scaled with the amount of cats
What exact study is this from?
>ok, but so what if 100 old people die of toxo
Well, from a utilitarian perspective, that's not a huge issue. But 500 babies that would have grown up into healthy, productive adults dying from it is an issue. There's also the human aspect that old people have contributed to society and deserve a full retirement, and their families will also miss them. You also can't know of they would have died from any other disease or if they would even happen to get infected.
>for having weak genetics
Not sure how you do things in india, but here in Europe, we protect babies because they're vulnerable and don't let them die because they're "weak" by adult standards.
>but you cry about brown babies with no immune system dying
I have no issue with that. I have an issue with White babies dying because people own parasite spreading pests and think that's normal.
>is this your last cope
Oh no. Just facts.
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>>5092012
i live outside the city and aim for cats
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>>5090970
LMAO based
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>>5090970
>most replies to this post are one person using an ekker gold pass
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>>5091131
Facts
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>>5090970
Dogsimps blown the fuck out
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>>5092134
TRVKE
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>>5092141
>>5092450
Samefagging anti cat schizo melty
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>>5092453
It's so sad man. She is working practically fulltime in multiple threads to seethe about cats which she can do because her janny benefactor leaves up all these threads.
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>>5090968
Because dogs are disgusting.
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>>5092495
>>5092483
>>5092453
Stop trying to keep your shit thread alive, thanks
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>>5091750
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LOCK YOUR DOG IN A CAGE 18 HOURS A DAY
Fuck you she's not complaining
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>>5090968
Catgods I kneel...
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>>5092648
This
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>>5090970
Lmao
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catschizo triple post meltie kek
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>>5090970
Most samefagged post on /an/ award

>>5091131
Truth nuke award

>>5091750
Debunked catschizo even though she'll just repost the exact same thing next thread award
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catschizo quad post meltie kek excuse me i missed one
dogs won
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Anti cat schizo triple post melty kek
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>>5090970
crates are great for all kinds of animal training you numbskull. its a tool, not a place to imprison your pet 24 hours a day.
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catschizo meltie copycat cope post kek
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>>5093652
>being a parrot schizo
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>>5093652
This. He can't stop seething too lmao.
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>>5093661
>>5093652
samekek
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>>5093652
TRVKE
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dogs lost
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>>5093935
good morning sir
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>>5093938
i know you are but what am i
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catschizo aka jeetschizo seething big time kek
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>>5093944
is this your last cope anti cat schizo
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>>5093945
sounds like it could be yours, truly. i'm just enjoying your multi thread melty jeetschizo
kek!

>>5093606
this
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>>5091131
No matter how much you seethe, it won't change the fact that your heckin doggo licks shit particles all over your face
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>>5093986
Extreme TRVKE
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>>5090970
Lmao my sides
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>>5090968
There isnt one for cats either. Not even reddit could keep this forced mossad meme alive.
>christopher (((poole))): oy gevalt we cant let the goyim make the internet about dogs
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>>5094507
buckbroken kek
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Sundawg?
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>>5090970
Based
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>>5093606
/thread

But crazy cat lady is still samefagging to keep her imaginary win alive

Now look at this thread where she got fucking destroyed
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5094898/#5094898
Deleted ASAP. Weird huh? In case you haven't noticed, the crazy cat lady is currently a janitor.
>BUT HOW?
OPERA SNAPSHOT used to be a janitor.
BUGGUY used to be a moderator.

My theory is they send nudes to a head mod and that's it.
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>>5095091
kys projectign redditors
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>>5095091
I have noticed. When she first got hired she would individually delete posts that she disagreed with.
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>>5095091
>>5095097
Seething anti cat schizo samefag
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>>5090970
Kek
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>>5090970
lol'd
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>>5090968
Because dogs aren't important
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>>5098011
>man's best friend isn't important
Kys toxoid. More important than your pest.
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>>5098022
>rabid shitter
>mans best friend
pick one
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>>5098025
At least dogs do it outside.
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>>5092018
Dogs are pack animals they need eachother to clean themselves.

Most dog haters are autistic people with sensory issue.

Im aware of third world issue with stray dogs and I am from india. A lot of the stray dog issue stem to breeding dogs for guardianship. I have been attacked by both cats and dogs but I dont have much hate toward them. Im still a dog person.

Reality here is much nuance, biggest reason why dogs here are breed to be aggressive is because they are use to deter big cats, monkeys and so on.

In my neighborhood im from the southern part there arent much aggressive dogs because we dont really have an issue with big cats or any native wild animals.

My only solution for the stray dogs issue which I share with many others is have less big cats and other big predators. Most places in india with large stray dog attacks have big cats issue to big wild canids like wolves.

Monkeys? Im fine with them they arent that many here. Most stray dogs here arent dangerous but some are territorial and won't bite.

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