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>>5082847 - Old Grey Mare
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Well its happened. I am the last man alive who cares even a little about horses. I knew it would come to this. My Nonna looked down on me in my stable and said that I would grow into the only man that cared about horses ever again. Now I understand her words.
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All this dead horse snuff, you’re a sicko!
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How will you celebrate the coming of The Year of The Horse?
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>>5092767
For me it's already the year of hors.
>b-but the Chine-
IT __ALREADY IS__
HORSE
YEAR.
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why is this thread full of dead horses
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>>5092793
As above, so below
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>>5092793
https://youtu.be/5bIr9IDXFfA
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>>5092824
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzTS9Bh3xI
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>>5092620
One pony mourns while another is moving on. It's a brief candle.
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>>5092514
This makes no sense. A thatch roof could not support the weight of a horse! How would a horse even get up there?
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>>5092873
>he doesn't know that gravity doesn't apply to horses
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>>5092873
Eric threw her up there
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>>5092616
Imagine being with your mare wife like this
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>>5092950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CA6fUG9Do
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Just imagine if horses were actually real
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>>5093014
Horses were real, they were wiped out in the Tartarian Mud Flood and they've been trying to keep their existence quiet ever since. All our knowledge of them has been reconstructed through ancient cave paintings that somehow survived.
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Sorro gose os thos tho hors gonorol
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>>5093016
my god...the legends were true...
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Where can I go to pet and feed horses? Do I just have to go to a petting zoo or something?
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>>5093163
Simply find a horse and pet it.
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>>5093163
Just don't go to the heavy petting zoo or it'll be a bad time. Depends where you are, there are a ton of horse experiences you can call up and smoosh some face. I found a horse place in the middle of Amsterdam once. Had a bar and everything. https://dehollandschemanege.nl/
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>>5093166
>heavy petting zoo
What in the world is a heavy petting zoo?
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>>5093167
The opposite of a light petting zoo.
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>>5093163
Yes, or go to a public riding school and tell them you want to pet the horses because you never had pet one before.
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>>5093163
Don't try and find the horse, instead let the horse find you
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>>5093178
Is that how the horse distribution system works? They sneak up on your from the bushes?
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Thinking about horses at 8am
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>>5093215
Thinking about horses at midnight
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>>5093223
>>5093215
If you own horse the horse thoughts are near constant. I blame the spores...
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>>5093224
Yep is the horse spores, an acceptable side effect for such powerful anti-depressive effect.
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>>5093223
>IT'S YOUR ONE WHEY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT
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>>5092620
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i HATE horses
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>>5093250
It's okay, we love you donkeys too
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>>5093252
i also HATE donkeys
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>>5093254
Then fuck off, tapir, you're not cool enough
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>>5093256
>>5093241
We lost two more bros, they are now in the big pasture in the sky
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>>5092616
A y guesses why that deceased horse is dressed up as a fox? Was he undercover and got got?
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>>5093406
They're looking up at us and neighing.
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>>5093498
>They're looking up at us
>up
tfw those horses got sent to horse hell for their horse crimes
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>>5093511
>horse hell
You're giving me minor PTSD flashbacks to when I read The Heavenly Horse of the Outermost West.
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>>5093511
You misunderstand. Horse heaven is human hell.
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WOOLY HORSE WOOLY HORSE
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>>5093594
A worse?
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>>5093611
mighty peculiar foal there
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>>5093627
That's his wife. That's where wooly horses come from.
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Put the oats in the bag and nobody gets hurt
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honse
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>>5093171
>go to public riding school and tell them you want lessons
>they go out of their way to make you pet the horses all over every time
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>>5092616
I dont get how people can like an animal thats so passive
Its the same with bunnies they eat AND stand around
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>>5094041
Not everyone needs constant external stimulation, ADHD-kun.
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>>5094041
Bunnies also go sque sque sque thump thump thump
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>>5093664
How would a horse hold a gun?
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>>5094104
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I've been frequenting these threads lately, but I barely ever interacted with any horses, I don't think I even touched one despite working at a horse place for some time and having one standing right over me as I fixed some stuff in the paddocks.
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>>5094138
the germans had little covers for their helmettpoints? how adorable
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>>5094154
Next time TOUCH THE HORSE
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Don't throw stones on glass horses
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>>5094333
While not fully understood this glass horse will be dropped into the Sargasso Sea and make it's long migration to land to mature. Then the mature horse will one day return to this point to breed.
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tragedy in only three images
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>>5094352
seahorses?????????
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>>5094397
It's always worth a try
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>>5094803
They're just enthusiastic about the game of tag.
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>>5094333
absolutely magical
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>>5094333
this is what happens inside pregnant mares
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>>5094462
would u care for some fruit salad?
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>>5094877
Tricked again
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>>5094041
You probably haven't interacted with horses, and DEFINITELY haven't interacted with bunnies.
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horse bros, the cowchads are looks mogging us with their glittery bovines, what are we going to do?
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>>5094927
Horses already look better without any glitter. We've already won.
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>>5094400
Twilight is that you?
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>>5094927
This doesn't improve things.
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>>5094927
would
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>>5094935
oh FUCK
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tfw forgot to completely coat myself in equine appeasement gel and got pulled apart like soft bread the second I stepped in the paddock.
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>>5092767
are those the wild horses on Eastern Shore, MD? they look quit tame here.
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>>5094975
Huh apparently it's a pheromone mares release to calm foals.
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>>5094976
Only if you're pure of heart.
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>>5094978
Explains why I do not feel the need to clack at any horses while I'm wearing it.
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>>5094978
mareomones...
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>>5094979
>peace didn't last forever after all
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>>5095028
Peace COULD last forever. It's a nice thought but humans will always do the wrong thing to horse.
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But what about the horses who crave never-ending war?
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>>5095059
They attend the Grand Combat and pitch their metaphysical powers against their eternal enemy, the human. Have you never been?
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>>5095059
They get sent to the WH40K universe to wage eternal war against the enemies of the Imperium in the name of the God Emperor of Mankind (The God Emperor of Mankind is a horse btw)
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According to the Eclipse Awards, this is THE horse of the year 2025.
Thoughts?
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>>5094979
damn, was his junk alright?
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>>5095053
Is that also the Maryland horses?
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How do you say horse in your language? What is the best term for the horse?
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>>5095107
BIG coldblood with a soft nose. It's like heroin must feel like.
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>>5095064
Horse racing is a very brutal sport that is getting a lot of good press because of that anime, I like seeing people talk more about horses but I also dislike the normie understanding of horsemanship coming from that industry.
>>5095062
Kino picture
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Nosecannons locked and loaded
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>>5095107
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Lena a cute
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a while ago I watched a clip about the biggest horse in the world and it's absolutely insane how much it costs to just feed it. we're so damn lucky that there are still people who keep big draft horses on this planet even though the numbers are definitely decreasing
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>>5095209
Wow he's so big it looks like photoshop.
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>>5095233
>gelding
They could have produced the biggest horses ever but chose to do the usual human retard shit
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>>5095234
>BUT IF I SELFLESSLY GIVE BACK TO ALL HUMANITY THEN I CANT HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5093254
Who could hate donkeys?
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>>5095253
>dat lip
Just march in and demand relaxation.
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>>5095253
Kinda got watery eyes watching this for some reason. What a good friend.
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>>5095282
Maybe you realized how easy it'd be to be truly happy if you had an equine friend that showed up. Get a miniature donkey before you end up like that guy in the last unicorn that got really mad he was old and bitter before the unicorns showed up.
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>>5095064
Looks like horse
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>>5095064
I like going to those places where they dress them up and they dance for you. I still don't know how they get them to do half of it.
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>>5095064
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Horsefags whats your opinion on mythical connection of horses to water ?
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>>5095318
They spend the first few years of their life in water and if they live a pure life return to the water. Kelpies are a result of a pure hearted horse that has been twisted by evil things. White mares at sea are the spirits of dead horse priestesses and queens.
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I'm going to Japan soon on business and I'm looking for horse events for my downtime. I'm a month shy of the Fukushima horse party.
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>>5095109
hoers
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>>5095315
slutty
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why is frodo letting the honse eat his froot loops
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>>5095318
I couldn't give you archetypal mythological reasons for their connection to water but I can tell you what I think. Horses are very beautiful and ethereal yet also powerful and noble. You feel a closeness to divinity when you are with them but also at the same time this tender, personal closeness like you would with say a dog or a cat, it is part of why they take such a hold on certain people. Water and bodies of water are the same way in a sense, they have physical depth and power to them especially if they are larger. They can be beautiful, serene, ethereal, and almost noble. Crossing over or through a large enough body of water is often a transformative experience, both signifying personal change and literally making you wet or temporarily surrounded by it. It is a natural end point of thing and the beginning of another, the water itself is transitory and your journey with it is temporary, but your time after and before is punctuated by it. I think tying water to horses in this sense is trying to intensify a less obvious connection between them, however, that being the transformative effect of horses on any individual. The same way water demarcates different periods of our life so to does the horse, it carries you from one point to another in a literal sense but also in a spiritual one, you are forever changed. It is conceptually similar to the idea the adage that no man ever walks through the same river twice
>it is not the same river
>he is not the same man
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>>5095318
Kittlesen's work is always nice, but he went so fucking hard with this pic.
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>>5095318
Hippocampus: Also “hippokampos,” “hippocampe (ἱπποκάμμπή),” or “hippocamp,” meaning roughly “horse sea monster.”14 They looked like horses with fish or serpentine tails instead of hindquarters. Rather than eating mortals, they were said to draw the chariot of Poseidon, Greek god of the ocean and of horses.
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>>5095331
They are though. I have a very early memory of six identical black mares dressed up and dancing and running about and l was looking around at the crowd like "what? I know this is wrong."
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for me it's donkeys
they look fun and actually have personalities
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>>5095439
You truly are an ASS. Your affinity towards the donkey is unsurprising.
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>>5095107
hussy
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>>5095343
A reservation at Horsia? How'd he swing that?
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I hope the horse energy finds you today. I lost it for months and my life was in the deepest pits. I finally got it back and it's like walking into the sun after years trapped under a hell rock.
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>>5095109
>How do you say horse in your language?
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On all levels except physical, I am a horse
>*farts*
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Professional horse people hate them for some reason but I think white sclera horses look magical. Creepy in a good way.
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>>5096112
My guess is that they don't like them because those eyes are more expressive and piercing and that irritates them when they slap, whip and overall do their """horsemanship""" manhandling faggotry.
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>>5096112
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>>5096112
They eyes sometimes looks human like I'm not surprised it's looks creepy
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>>5096112
Do they? IMO only white iris on white sclera looks weird.
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>>5096171
Centaurs are hot and all, but what if they made something like a centaur but without that gross human half?
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>>5095767
Perd
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>>5096182
Why not Pferd
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>>5096177
like this?
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>>5096204
Because he's a Perdophile
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how it feels to be a fat retard
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>you were working as a neightress in a cocktail bar
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>>5095234
Geldings actually tend to grow taller than stallions. The basic gist of it is that the lack of testosterone means geldings go through puberty at a much slower rate and thus have more time to grow before the bones fuse properly. That being said, stallions are still more muscular and heavier overall so it evens out in the end.
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>>5096500
i'm a fat retard and i do not enjoy life as much as that horse does
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>>5096500
fat, or heavily pregnant?
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>>5096630
A little bit of both.
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>>5096630
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>>5096630
They cannot
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Thinking about horses again today.
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>>5096698
There's a horse AND its rider in there
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Feed me to the mares and I'll come back a father
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>>5096806
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>>5096806
You won't be able to handle the maremones. No one can.
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beeeg stretchy
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>>5094397
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>>5092831
Common misconception
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>>5097043
such a lust for minerals
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Behold, a horse!
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>>5097112
AI is the devil's work I swear
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>>5097112
>no hooves
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I tried to draw one of these creatures
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>>5097337
Cute. Reminds me of moomin
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I was reading the memoirs of the Baron de Marbot earlier and there was this pretty hardcore anecdote about his warhorse, a mare named Lisette. She got two kills at the battle of Eylau. Apparently bit one guys entire face off and then disemboweled another one. Took a wound but survived the battle. What a horse.
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>>5097350
Lisette is one of the greatest mares attested. Not only did she kill a stable boy for abusing her and 2 or 3 Russian Soldiers in the Napoleonic wars, but she carried Marbot to safety after he got knocked insensate at least once, and once the war was over, she retired and settled down enough to be used as a riding instruction horse for the children of one of Marbot’s friends. Literally peak equine performance.
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>>5097337
Captured the fury
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The fugitives are finally going where they belong.
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>I was told there would be white water rafting
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>>5097367
What would happen to a horse that based today?
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>>5097406
Made into an anime girl for her deeds, later euthanized for killing and eating the face of a weeb who came to her farm and disregarded the visitor guidelines (her modern-day equivalent of Marbot would die in an armed standoff against police after he shot at animal services coming to put her down)
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One of Epstein's friends had a large horse. 18 hands.
>sent using blackberry
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02412762.pdf
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>>5097422
It's sad that horses are no longer allowed to kill humans for glory.

But good that they dont have to die in wars (except Russian ones).
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>>5097470
They better not have been bad to the horse.
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>>5097387
>Be horse
>Exist outside the designated horse containment zone for one nanosecond
>Immediately arrested
being a horse is suffering
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My dog got into the bag of german muffins. Will he become horse now?
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>>5097475
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Good youtube channels?
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>>5097496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzTS9Bh3xI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP05BgYyz_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fby-7z_JpE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEo3moSNB1I
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>>5097500
>channels
Only one of those is a channel with more than one horse video, and that one's all just silly memes, most of which are reposts of stuff I've seen here already..
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>>5097387
okay but those crime stoppers clearly only forbid humans. wait til the ECLU hears of this and get ready to pony up some major restitution
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>>5097496
None that I have found, most people either make it a brand or are too autistic or innawoods to really be interested. Best I have found are scattered boomers with uploads from 10 years ago in 240p, they will come to you naturally through the algorithm if you are patient but youtube prunes your subscriptions to their dead channels for some very smart and modern reason.
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I wish we could get car-free sundays back. I wish for a time when I could just ride to places I need to go to, the shops, work and whatnot. Snow days gets the closest to that and walking to the shops when it's too much to drive is really nice. Would be nicer with an equine pal.
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>>5097506
The algorithm just wants to feed me bullshit with clickbait titles. Comes from having kids in the house sharing my IP, I suppose.
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Today is International Zebra Day!
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>>5097584
I salute with a tribute!

Today is also the 4chan meltdown day because of le Epstein. I'm glad /an/ is not affected by this shit. I love you, /an/! I love you, horsefuckers!
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>>5097584
ZIGGERS OUT
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>>5097589
Ukrainians stole our word
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>>5097589
love is love
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>>5097592
dios mio...el abominacion de la caballeriza...
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>>5097595
It's actually a funny design. Their stripes look like holograms depending on where you stand the stripes either appear or disappear.
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>>5097496
im sure this one has plenty of gems
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>>5097592
Zorses are cute but personally I'm more of a fan of zonkeys. Something about their physical traits jam together more harmoniously than horses+zebras and horses+donkeys, probably because zebras and donkeys are closer related to each other than either is to horses.
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greetings, fellow zebra hybrids
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>>5097670
This is what 80% of horses will look like by 2027 because of pollution
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>>5097672
Could we wash them to help?
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>>5097672
this is what the average horse enthusiast is projected to look like by 2023 due to severe exposure to horse spores
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>>5093163
I tried this in Glendale, CA when I was 20. I went out there with a friend and we were walking around the neighborhood at 9:30p and stumbled upon some horses in a park. We thought "damn, I wish we had apples to feed them" so we came back the next night around the same time and a golf cart pulled up to us. Turns out they were youth pastors or something at a YMCA gig and they said "please don't feed our horses, hop on the cart and we'll give you a ride back to your house" and so we did. Good guys, probably better horses though.
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I responded to a call for a cast horse late on Friday. I'm just home from the hospital now. It was a trap and I spent the entire weekend being milked and eaten by a dozen or so semi wild mares. Getting at least a week off to recover though.
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>like a ghost in a wishing well
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>>5092616
Is that a mule?
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>>5097739
Neigh. Just some prehistoric features.
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What goes on in here?
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>>5097991
Looks like: "Wake up, praise the sun, bro"
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>>5097991
>What goes on in here?
The horse was born with extreamly tiny eyeballs.
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How many hands was Mr hands?
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>>5098137
The horse hated his family so much he got eye reducement surgery so he would see them less.
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Where is the best place in the world to horse? There's a great evil here.
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Floating horse heads scare me.
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>>5098272
At home
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>Walton-on-the-Neighs
>Weston-Supermare
What other towns are obviously owned by secret horses?
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>>5098355
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>>5098569
How is that horse not full yet?
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>>5094352
Plop

How do horses be majestic and silly at the same time?
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25 years ago my neighbor killed a horse. She called the city and reported the horse for rabies. The horse was shot and there was no follow-up.

Now she is joining animal welfare groups for a “cafe with animals”. I’m trying to figure out what to do with her. Any thoughts?
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>>5098781
All the best things are.
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What are some cool things to feed to a horse (that is good for them)?
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>>5098875
Probably just the classics. Carrots are great and unlike apples aren't overabundant in sugars that can mess with them.
If you want something more exotic, i like looking at ingredients of the speciality feed. Give your horse hops. They probably like that, given they like beer.
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>>5098812
Report her for having rabies.

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