me personally, i do not understand why that is known as the ugliest animal in the world, when "humans" like yer ugly-ass mum exist. bitch is like gypsy-curse ugly.

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>>5093341
>be underwater fishe surviving in one of the harshest environments on the planet
>see this weird light thingy
>decide to eat it
>suddenly start feeling this rushing sensation going upward
>light coming out of nowhere
>body tissue exploding
>die
>giant hairless apes grab you and start gawking at you taking endless pictures
>put in formaldehyde and studied for years later
>said hairless apes make your bloated lifeless corpse into a dog's playtoy

>>5093382
>>5093341
The sheer disrespect this fish gets intentional or otherwise is staggering.

>>5093382
It's really fucked up if you look at it that way

>>5095024
>>5093387
it is an outrage. and then they go and make a movie about fish and one of the ones they make cutesie is the fucking ugly as shit hippo tang

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>>5095024
yeah i'm sure he's upset

>>5093382
What fishing hook goes that deep into the ocean. You will be winding very long both ways

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>>5093341
They made the corpse of fucked up deep sea fish popular. I wish they would kill this lame meme.

>>5093341
In fairness, most people I've seen about blobfish nowadays seem to talk more about how the original ruling was unfair then believing the corpse is how it always looks

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>>5096367
The pic you have isn't even the same species. They are still ugly alive.

Is this thread just filled with secret blobfish posters or contrarians grandstanding over muh dead fishe?

>>5096367
I heard it was the tranny mascot because it's only ugly because it's mutilated.

>>5093341
murdered and humiliated for the world to see

>>5093341
>>5096367
People only ever use this one image to represent the entire species so I have doubt that's what they all look like decompressed

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>>5096944
They're pretty close

>>5096982
>why are you looking at me like that human-kun?

>>5096982
he cute

>>5096367
Why does the skin turn pink and slippery like that? What happens to the old texture and spines/hairs/whatever?

>>5096998
It's not the same species.

>>5097000
Ah that makes sense. Are there pictures of what the pink slimy one looks like normally?

>>5097008
Yeah >>5096982 is one example

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>>5097009
>>5097010
The skin is still a different color and texture. It's pink and looks smooth on the pulled up fish and grey with a rougher texture on the underwater ones.

>>5097036
When you depressurize your body swells and vessels rupture, often times causing flesh to seperate from muscle, making your corpse look bloated if it's not splattered across a lower pressure vessel. This can effect the pigmentation of your skin tissue too.

>>5097037
Oh yeah. That makes sense.