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>be me, 22 yo loser
>somehow acquire qt 5'3 surinam toad gf
>smart, funny, former nude model (picrel is a shoot from four years ago)
>18 months on, but still in that honeymoon phase where we fuck at least 5 times a week
>B cup chest and a slim waist, but a HUGE ASS (brazilian genes or sumn)
>every time we bang, it's a NECESSITY that I do her doggystyle
>last week, she suggests anal
>says I can go raw this time
>fuckyes.png
>tight as fuck when it goes in
>her slimy skin makes her hips hard to grip, but it's natural lube, so whatever
>start off slow, but she whispers "c'mon baby, fuck me good"
>ain't gotta tell me twice
>start jackhammering that shit
>she's loving it. screaming, gripping tighter, perfect arch.
>that juicy gray ass is wobbling like two balloons full of jello
>ohfucki'mbouttablow.heic
>she begs me to cum inside
>the amphibian pleads, but the lizard brain prevails
>pull out and blast rope after rope on dat ass while in pure ecstacy
>genuinely about to faint when I hear her scream "ANON, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>snap out of it and look
>semen all over her back
>oh fuck
>desperately try to wipe it off while she's freaking out, but I'm really only smearing it
>go to sleep in silence and spend the next week trying to forget this happened
>the other day, she wakes up with little bumps from shoulder blades to tailbone
>suggest we go to a dermatologist, but we both know what's coming
>visit her ob/gyn for an ultrasound
>they're all eggs
>fertilized eggs
>mfw it's going to be octoseptuagintuplets
>yeah, fuck that
>call up local abortion clinic
>my actual fucking face when they want to charge me PER FETUS
>$40K just to get this issue solved
What the fuck am I going to do, anons?! I don't have the cash for that, but the cost of almost 80 children would be astronomically more expensive in the long-run.

Sidenote: I also have trypophobia. I know it's selfish of me to think like this, but I'm not sure how sex with her would feel with her holes all stretched out after labor.