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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:05:35 No.5097966 Name an animal with a worse life
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:11:04 No.5097970 me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:00:37 No.5097985 >>5097970
this but me me
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dot chan
02/02/26(Mon)11:08:51 No.5098008 Humans
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:06:02 No.5098012 We're all living and dying in our own fig, it's just bigger and less sweet
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:59:20 No.5098013 >>5098012
Woah
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:39:33 No.5098027 when you nut so hard you die
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:53:28 No.5098028 >>5098012
this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:07:01 No.5098031 >>5097985
this but it's actually me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:21:22 No.5098034 >>5097966
>males must fug their sisters as fetuses in their wombs (galls)
>digs for everyone's freedom from the accursed ungodly cycle, only to always die before doing so
>the cycle continues
God's cursed fruit for certain
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:25:59 No.5098037 >>5097966
so there's no way to eat figs without eating a bunch of wasps along with it?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:31:01 No.5098040 >>5097966
What benefit does the fig get from such a retarded cycle?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:23:13 No.5098055 >>5098037
Most varieties of figs that we eat don't need wasps for pollination, and the ones that do break down the wasp via enzymes
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:12:00 No.5098067 >>5098040
pollination
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:20:06 No.5098168 nature sure is tasty huh
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:48:06 No.5098173 >>5097966
>why it sucks to be born as a fig wasp
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:26:09 No.5098193 >>5097966
No contest. Any Pieris brassicae caterpillar that lives near a white butterfly parasite. Real world chestburster victim.
https://youtu.be/YYJpNLWlp8U?si=96QYCdg1qydNILnh
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:28:44 No.5098194 >>5098193
Oh and forgot, if the caterpillar survives this, it defends the wasp babies to the death. Imagine if the victims in the Alien movies also became cucks.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:33:55 No.5098195 >>5098040
This is literally the only way (wild) figs reproduce
You could make the scientifically valid claim that the wasps are the figs' sex organs.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:57:06 No.5098200 >>5097966
May I submit Dawson's bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtpECWl-5v4
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:38:19 No.5098310 >>5098193
that'll teach them to ruin my broccoli
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:47:27 No.5098386 Male anglerfish
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:23:09 No.5098428 Evolution thought that Strepsiptera females remaining in an immature, eye- and legless state, attached to a host organism while their ass sticks out for a passing male to fertilise, was a good idea.
I'm honestly surprised there aren't any human strepsiptera doujin
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:28:26 No.5098431 >>5098386
>tags: ctf
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:51:21 No.5098439 >>5097966
I can't remember exactly what it was (90% sure it was some kind of insect that parasitizes plants, like an aphid or thrips species) but from what I recall of it:
>female is pregnant
>brood consists of one male and five(?) females
>male impregnates its sisters while all are still inside the mother
>females then burrow out of the mother, who dies as a result
>male has no mouthparts and starves to death
>cycle repeats
nature's greatest mistake
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:44:56 No.5098462 >>5098439
Adactylidium?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:02:36 No.5098479 >>5098462
Yeah, that's the one
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:42:59 No.5098510 >>5098439
>impregnating 5 loli imoutos before birth
Holy based
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:18:48 No.5098536 >>5098012
sad but true.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:43:25 No.5098545 >>5097966
>my fig newtons are the product of millennia of wasp incest
yummy
