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hi jef bye jef
>jefs away

>>5108105
being jef is hard work

Does he like copybara as much as does capybara?

precious 4chan gremlin

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>>5108152
It registers with him visually, but upon approach he realizes it’s the non-canon version, and he then loses interest. He’s only emotionally attached to the real one.

>>5108290
capy has been down since day one

which cat is ur wife's favourite
which cat is ur favourite

>>5108290
jef of discernment

>>5108290
>signature look of superiority

>>5108299
I like them all in different ways. Jef is my wife’s favorite though. Most people who come over like big orang because she’s super chill and friendly and only wants a hug from people

>>5108352
let us come over and we'll see which cat we like the most. we'll have a jef party. we all take turns petting the cats, then we feed them a can of tuna, then we POINT at jef, then we grade each cat on a scale of 1-10

Great New photos! Thanks for keeping us updated!

>>5108411
do not draw a dick on jef's face

>>5108099
he licc

>>5108098
Glad to see this threads going on well. Thank you anon, I'm going to get my GED and probably go to trade school soon and it's fun to have a thread that still goes on even with everything that's happening now.

>>5108732
>doesnt even match the fur pattern
You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

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>>5108358
Sure, come on over

>>5108703
I remember you. Good luck with the GED

>>5108374
yw Anon

>>5108290
he's so majestic. you should submit some of these pics to a cat magazine and see if he can make the front cover

>>5108786
a gay cat magazine

>>5108732
nice

>>5108778
I'VE SAID MY PIECE

>>5108788
Take that back right now

>>5108781
he musta crawled on to her arm for warmth

>>5108290
>CEO of Capybaras

What would jef do if he saw a real life capybara? Do you think he'd make the connection that it's the real version of his toy?

>>5109032
No. Animals do not work that way.

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>>5109032
Probably wouldn’t register with him, they don’t look similar enough

>>5109132
take him to the zoo in that cat carrier thing he loves so much, show him the baras.

>>5109166
Yeah this. Put him in the catpack and show him the fuckin baras

>>5109034
You didn't have to be so mean about it...

>>5109132
>what's that, capy?
>climb on the countertops?
>genius plan, old chum

>>5109232
>this person tried to unlock your phone

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new jef short
https://youtu.be/_Hq0qlja5Ss

>>5109258
correct way to pet a cat

>>5109258
>wearing socks

BOOOOOOO

>>5109258
jef seems unbothered by this

>>5109250
he's sucking that thing like he needs to pay rent tomorrow

wtf there was a new thread? why didn't you say so in the old one

>>5109304
your lack of attentiveness is not Jef's fault.

>>5109258
>Squish that cat

>>5109304
Learn to use the cat-alog.

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>>5109199

>>5109231
>do you think you're in control?

>>5109252
Big orang has had enough of Jef's unsanctioned buffoonery

>>5109401
that’s old orang

big orang is big

tuna?

>>5109437
You wanna buy him a can? I’m not gonna be supporting somebody’s crack habit. And all of them will need some if Jef gets it. That’s why I don’t want to do it. Once he gets a taste of that there’s no going back to kibble.

>>5109433
he eepy

>>5109433
Very nice

>>5109405
Is old orange jealous of cuddles and would jef bully her away from cuddles?

>>5109433
goodnight jefnut

>>5109450
We could crowd fund three tins of tuna. How much could that possibly cost in China?

>>5109450
You promised!

>>5108098
Jefrey Epstein

>>5109504
>>5109511
I’ll think about it but I’m trying to balance giving them a good life without turning them into spoiled brats

>>5109606
nigga you give them a can once and then never again. they're cats, what do you think they're going to do? tell you by name they want that pink meat again or else they'll claw all the furniture?

>>5109606
I want tunajef NOW

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I’m not gonna argue about it anymore, I’ll think about it and next time I’m at the grocery store, if I see cans of tuna there, y’all owe me for 3 cans of it payable in BTC

>>5109678
TUNA
U
N
A

>>5109678
BTC stands for Buying Tuna Cans

>>5109504
>How much could that possibly cost in China?
I looked it up. Surprisingly, the same price as in the US because it has to be imported. Chinese don't eat tinned tuna. So 3 tins will cost about whatever $7US is in yuan or HKD.
Unless OP lives in Taiwan. Tuna tins are pretty common there but not in mainland China or HK. idk about Macau.

>>5109712
I don’t recall ever seeing them but then again I never looked for them before here

>>5109800
Shoulda bought some in Thailand. Thais fuck hard with tinned fish. Sealect brand green curry tuna is the best shit, ever, and this other brand I can't remember make a really good can of fried clarias in chili sauce. Plain tuna stir fried with bamboo, eggs and pickled mustard is basically every Thai college student's lunch.

>>5109872
Look at this silly little feet up in the air

>>5109697
Kek

tuna tin will make jef stronger

>>5110060
jef is ready to square up and throw hands

>>5110060
behold a man

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>>5110056
Finally realised what animal jef reminds me of

>>5110168
Makes sense. Owl is 猫头鹰 (mao tou ying) which literally translated character by character means "cat-headed eagle"

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>>5110168
uncanny

>>5110170
Except Jef is a cat-headed dumbass

>>5110235
this desu senpai baka

glad to know that dastardly Vac-Bot hasn't been bothering Jef lately

>>5110273
Jef is too little

>>5110455
what nutritious meal could Jef possibly eat that would give him the proper vitamins and protein to grow big and strong?

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>>5110459

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>>5110503
It’s like one of those schizomobiles except on a dog food bag

>>5110503
Holy schizophrenia, Batman! That makes my eyes bleed just looking at it.

>>5110503
apparently burt ward and adam west were MENACES on the set of batman. they had a full-time guy whose entire job was to stop them from sneaking off and fucking groupies

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jef if he was anime girl

>>5110648
why is Capy a strawberry biblically accurate angel?

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>>5110649
anime sidekick capy

>>5110648
needs more fingers pointing at the Jef and angry faces

>>5110651
what kind of adventures to anime catgirl jef and guardian angel capy get into?

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>>5110652

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>>5110648
>>5110651
>>5110659
Love it. I showed it to my wife and she also loved it.

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>>5110660
ty jef

>>5110651
that's just Victim from Overlord

>>5110675
Woah I haven’t seen that before but I was thinking of a fetus when I was drawing him. I tried watching overlord but turned it off after the first ep

>>5110648
I like how the little shirt matches Jef's stripes

>>5110669
you're very good with sketches

>>5110660
does your wife like anime? which ones does she like aside from the GOATs (cowboy beebop)

>>5110700
She said she likes Inuyasha

>>5110709
ok got it

>>5110669
can you do Jef+Capy in an Inuyasha theme?

>>5110503
>/fit/ Pre-workout

>>5110718
jef FINGER RAGE
pre workout powder

>>5110720
someone should shoop a Jef pre-workout nightmare powder

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We noticed this tuft of white hair growing from the top of his head today and it’s longer than the rest of his hair

>>5110727
he's turning into an old karate master

>>5110727
>aieeeee

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>>5110723
I couldn’t be bothered to get on the computer

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>>5110747
Fucking love it. Just needs to be slapped onto one of these tubs

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new cat tree

Jef looks very cute
the cutest cat on this board
I want to pet him

>>5110754
only the tallest cat gets treamts

>>5110756
he's gonna knock that damn shit over

>>5110192
kek

>>5110775
>i can't SPOIL Jef with tuna can
>shoves crack-laced kibble in front of Jef's gob all day

>>5110858
tuna can will awaken jefs killer instinct,

WHY are his ears the way they are?

>>5110871
he’s at least part Scottish Fold - a true haggisman

>>5110871
He didn't get enough vitamins when he was a kitten. That's why he needs lots of tuna. It will make him grow big and strong

>>5110858
That’s literally a supplement for his Scottish fold affliction

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zn73jJYI4

is Jef based or cringe

>>5110891
Why do you point when you know it hurts him so

>>5110747
>MASSIVE Jef GAINS
>13g catnip per serving
>countertop creatine
>WAR CRIMES
>may or probably may contain HGH
>Big Orang-Creamsickle flavor

>>5110895
Extremely based

>>5110895
Jef went from nothing to having his own empire. And he did it by himself. He's not a nepo-kitty.

>>5110891
video evidence makes it clear he really hates it, it's very funny, in the photos you can imagine maybe he's reacting to the finger being moved quickly menacingly or something, but no, the video proves jef just spazzes out at a static finger

>>5110908
Jef doesn't appreciate the hubris

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>>5110900
This is perfect

>>5110908
I didn’t know there was any doubt. Jef fucking HATES seeing a finger pointed at him.

>>5110895
he's cringe, big orang is based

>>5110503
Shit's the Dr Bronners of dog food.

>>5110883
>a supplement for his Scottish fold affliction
nigga you ain't gonna fix his ears. they're floppy 4 life

Best thread on this trash heap of a board. Why can't they all be this comfy?

>>5111116
>>5111117
>>5111118
Hehe

>>5111118
do not withhold treats from the jef

>>5111106
the board isn't jefpilled. very cringe. MANY such cases!

why was Jef even born

>>5111146
so that he could get adopted and become an internet star

>>5111146
In this world, is the destiny of jef controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the finger of God pointing from above? At least it is true, that jef has no control; even over his own will.

>>5111171
>jef reads Tolstoy

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Angry Jef needs to be shooped on the left side

>>5111199
Very nice.
Good lord I want a cuddle

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>>5111207

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>>5111229

>>5111238
How do you make the connection between that Jef pic and an 11 year old tweet like that?

>>5111242
Much like Jef, we all have crippling autism

>>5111226
>mooooooooooooooom!

>>5111226
>OP can you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>5111199
Cheer up Jef, you have a better life than I do

>>5111226
>Why is the cat screaming?

>>5111293
You would too if you knew what was best for you

>>5111448
WHO STOLE MY NUTS

>>5111425
>*skritch*

>>5111425
Is that a paper mache armadillo in the back

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5 minutes of Jefrey suckling his capy

https://youtu.be/Tsg0G096MFI

what does Jeff think of the political implications of the hike in the price of canned tuna?

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>>5111630
I asked him and he just stared at me like this

>>5111632
Market forces and economic fluctuations are inconsequential to the jef

>>5111625
I’m guessing the suckling is due to mommy issues? Jef must have had a sad backstory before you found him

>>5111736
Most likely the runt of the litter and his mom abandoned him. Nature is cruel.

>>5111739
She abandoned him because he was an UGLY BABY.

>>5111760
You were an ugly baby too but your parents were too stupid to abandon you

>>5111760
jef is handsyboy

>>5111632
What are Jef's comments on the recent global unrest? Surely, it has affected his naptime? Does Jef think this economic upturn can be rectified, and WHAT will Secretary Capy do to secure future tuna reserves?

>>5111782
Jef is the nephew of an Iranian general

>>5111760
he really was and that's very hard to do as a kitten

>>5111786
Are you confirming to the public that Jef's treats are paid for with BLOOD money?

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>>5111790
That wasn’t OP, I’m OP. Jef will release a statement tomorrow on the matter.

he wants tuna

>>5111801
What about the rumors that Jef has been eating food out of Big Orang's bowl?

>>5111789
Right? Like how does that happen?

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>>5111789
was not

>>5111820
*barf*

>>5111822
How bout I punch your entire face?

>>5111809
Those are just tariffs

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>>5111822

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>>5111822

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>>5111822

>>5111833
>>5111835
>>5111836
such an unlovely kitten

>>5111837
Get out of here, trole sicko

>>5110060
wtf chat, is this real?

>>5111449
Who sits like this honestly

>>5111915
cool cats. you wouldn't know.

>>5111836
>baby Jef
>i am capy
>smack big orang on the nose

>>5111915
He has weak bones so he's doing yoga poses

>>5112050
do you ever imprison him in the laundry basket?

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>>5112061
I would never

>>5112076
Jef deserves to do hard time

>>5112076
can we get an ASMR vid of some up close petting and purring? i wanna really hear the scratches against the fur

>>5112077
this

>>5112086
I think I can arrange that once the moment hits

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>>5112050

>>5112102
love it

>>5112140
bonk

>>5112140
talk shit get hit

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>>5112140

>>5112140
Why is she so mean to the poor Jef?

>>5112140
>Pantera: Vulgar Display of Power

>>5112136
jef has just about mcfucking had it

>>5112141
wifebasher jef

>>5112140
Damn it Jef, you've gotta learn the parry timing

>>5112353
get off the table you little fuckrat

>>5112353
he longs to become chinese food mashallah

>>5112421
over there they just call it food

>>5112353
>I AM ANGRY
>ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING

>>5112373
Dirty boy showing off his lack of therefore of.

>>5112444
holy shit

>>5112348
Is this his sleeping quarters? Do the other cats have a sleeping cubby of their own or do they all share that one

>>5112491
Sometimes Big Orang sleeps there but if he wants to sleep there he will get his way no matter what

>>5112512
Does jef get upset if someone else sleeps next to capy?

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>>5112630
Not that I can tell but I do recall a couple times Big Orang was sleeping next to Capy and Jef wanted to come take him, Big Orang thought he was coming to fuck with her and so a misunderstanding and slap fight ensued

>>5112669
Jef is a very bad kitty

>>5112669
Poor big orange. She cuddled him when he was young. And this is how he repays her!?

>>5112348
Giving Jef his own opium den is a bit much

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fuk u jefrry

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>>5112348

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>>5112732
Cold, yes. Calculating? No way. Retarded? Perhaps.

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Have I got a story for you guys. This morning I woke up early in the morning, and I noticed that Jef wasn’t there to greet me / scream at me to pick him up and hold him. I was like, well that’s weird, he’s probably sleeping with my wife still. I made my morning tea and my normal routine. Then my wife asked me if Jef is with me. Well, all hell broke loose as we tore up the house looking for him, to no avail. My wife went downstairs to check with the security office, and sure enough the little bastard escaped as my wife was putting a box outside our door. I went up and down 29 floors in this building looking for him and calling him. My wife went and made missing cat posters. Anyway, after a few hours of looking for him and assuming the worst, my wife called me and said she found him. He was chilling underneath a sofa in the hotel lobby directly above our floor. I went through there at least twice calling him and he didn’t respond. He was super nonchalant about the ordeal while we were thinking he might’ve jumped or trapped himself on a ledge a dozen or more stories up. Anyway, we got him back and we have the footage of his escape, and I might be posting that on his youtube channel.

>>5112874
Is there no sort of like, radar collar of some sort you can use for situations like this? Something he can just wear permanently from now on

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>>5112875
He’s gonna wear this stupid pink collar from now on. It’s got his name and phone number on it. But the radar collar only lasts a few days on a charge and it’s clunky. It’s better for planned outings. Honestly the Airtag would be better as a long-term wear since the battery lasts many months.

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Jef playing an April Fool’s prank on us

post missing jef poster

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>>5112885

>>5112877
>Honestly the Airtag would be better as a long-term wear since the battery lasts many months.
time to shove it up his ass

>>5112880
Nothing can tame Jef's faustian spirit

>>5112877
Get him chipped. Very uninvasive. I think he modern ones can be tracked with an app

>>5112888
Jef does look pretty chinese

>>5112888
Hahahahaha fuck that rules dude. That's so like Jef to cause a ruckus. I'm glad he's home safe tho. At least now the security guards know who he is.

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>>5112897
little shit

>>5112898
>house-arrest Jef

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>>5112077
I’m starting to agree with this comment

>>5112874
Wait, so jef hid IN the box your wife was putting out? That's a fucking genius escape plot.

hate to say it OP but i think you need to put the collar on your wife too. she's been the catalyst of both times jefnut was missing. this cat is too valuable to let escape so easily.

>>5112902
First she locks him in a drawer, then she puts him outside in a box. I think his wife is PLOTTING on the jef...

>>5112901
No, she was tossing a box outside our the door, and I guess the timing was perfect where he ran and jumped over it as she was turning to come back in and close the door. The cleaning people take that stuff because they get money for recycling it.

>>5112902
I was definitely not happy with her. She’s way too lackadaisical about him. I know what he’s capable of but she’s always like “I know him, he’s not going to run”.

I think she understands now that I was right.

>>5112902
jef manchurian candidated her

>>5112909
>I think she understands now
First time interacting with a woman?

>>5112911
She ain’t like that. She knows she fucked up, and that we were really lucky to get him back after 12 hours on the lam.

>>5112900
Jef is a recidivist

>>5112898
He doesn't even look sorry

>>5112915
That’s because he’s not

>>5112915
Nigga's a free spirit he don't give a flying fuck

>>5112900
>...and I'd do it again

JEF WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS OF YOUR RECENT ESCAPE ATTEMPT?

>>5112919
He was literally just laying comfy under a sofa in a hotel lobby even as we were walking around calling his name. He was completely unbothered.

>>5112922
>unbothered
>under the lobby couch
>flourishing
>moisturized
>in his lane

>>5112880
>I'VE BEEN LOCKED AWAY FOR ALL THESE YEARS
>AND NOW I CAN THE LIGHT OF DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZjO39GleYs

>>5112922
He was just trying to greet all the hotel guests with a hearty 欢迎光临

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Before I ripped it down

>>5112929
I will translate, I speak mandarin
>STOP
>JEF IS MISSING!
>floppy ears
>balls are GONE (see picrel)
>war hero
>MUST BE RETURNED
>very cute- DO NOT STEAL!

>>5112934
>>balls are GONE (see picrel)
very important detail

>>5112934
kek

>>5112909
>I know what he’s capable of
Is Jef a villain?

>>5112938
If Jef was a human he’d be one of those kids who light shit on fire for fun