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>>945563559

You would be hilarious to watch you walk up to a beautiful intelligent woman out in public and start telling her about this bullshit...

As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to understand why you're so terrified of women
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>>945563600
>intelligent woman
top kek
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LMAO
Of course you'd like to watch,, cuckold.
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i'm the only one who talks to women here johnny most of these dudes are crossdressers
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>>945563745
there is such a thing but you never met one so you believe they all are that includes your mother btw and that is why you get no bitches and you think you can be a woman
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Johnny is the good neptune
The successful one who shits on weebs and faggots which i find based asf and it's from an objective perspective mostly because it is designed to be mass produced goyslop
I find guilty pleasure in it but i know its shit
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He can't stop thinking about men, lol.
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>>945565538
What are you talking about? That's literally the person i'm assuming you confused for me. He intentionally types a certain way so i know it's him like everyone else does.
You however proved yet again i'm rent free in your faggot brain however.
How's the lingerie? Daddy paid for it, right?
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Pipe down, kitten, I don't have time to read your begging, I'm busy getting paid to shitpost.
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>>945565042
I was just making a joke, jesus christ. fuckin sperglord
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>>945565852
>>945565852
You don't get paid to shitpost you erp because you can't talk to people irl because you're a coward and a faggot out of lonely desperation
What got you started painting your nails lol was it to attract other boys because no girls liked you?
>>945565986
I was too but my joke was funnier
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Daaamn, that's a lot of words.
Lol
Lmao
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too bad im not readin em
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I can't be matcheld except on dating apps when i swipe right because and only because i'm curious about who liked me which last i checked was over 100 different women of different ethnicities and ages

You faggots can't even get a date mostly because you got rejected so often you gave up that's why you play pretend with your other gayboys >>945566524
not surprised there's a such thing as too many words for you fucking retard.
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>>945566040
people usually laugh when jokes are funny. i ain't laughin' mister.
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Good for you.
Or sorry it happened, I don't actually care enough to read it.
Fyi I getting paid to dunk on you.
Just letting you know.
Cause you're poor and all that.
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>>945566544
Didn't ask but thanks for wasting your time to make your "oomfie" not feel so bad although its better for everything aswell as everyone if he did mostly being his parents so he can stop leeching off them and leave their house
>>945566718
I did and i'm the only person that matters really
>>945566721
No you don't
I wish that was the case that i angered some retard enough to spend money to have you lie. People do spend money on me to get angry though like $200 so far i dont really understand why someone would spend money

In which aspect do you dunk on me because i'm unaware of anyway you could besides in a cocksucking competition faggot
I would lose miserably in that
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theres a really cool key to the right of the m dude
check it out sometime
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>>945567003
N
Wait no, fuck.
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cant even tell left and right apart
low iq gunbunnny
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>>945567003
N
Wait yes, woohoo!

(N claimed!)
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Pfft amateurs this is why i resort to CoD insults

Faggots can't take the heat when i'm heating them up making em steam and seethe like a tea kettle
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>>945567193
Me doing the L thingy with my hands while driving.
>>945567268
Domo arigato mr roboto.
>>945567249
An ominous prescense...
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The only thing you're heating is my dick in your mouth, puppy.
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>>945567346
need a tall girl with a wolf cut to say this to me
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>>945567324
Put a blue hoodie on him call that Roboto sans.
>>945567346
I'm gonna try to not have lewd thoughts about that!
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>>945567346
Do you always come out the closet when you're mad? If you were self aware you might get so mad at yourself and do something with your life namely not just coming out a closet online but out your parents house and find work then buying your own place to live separately from them so they wont have a heart attack when they find out you flirt with boys and dress up as women in a country trying to make it illegal to be gay again
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>>945567580
Ayo.
>>945567590
Ghhghgnhnh I fucking hate undertale kids I'll have you executed at once.
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>>945567774
Aw, you're such a Papyrus! Throw me a bone, won't ya?
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>>945568088
Shit yourself.
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>>945568139
Extremely cute
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So when are you tranny diddybopd gunna bump your circle jerk?
I need to insult you more and add in your brown sissys
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https://youtu.be/SbjKOI8VTY0?si=ko2CE8sxiOvvxSQx
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Falcons throwing, what else is new.
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>>945573490
Falcons century of humilliation.
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https://youtu.be/Iaex4aqko-8?si=fbFHMskirl7semcw
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Dudeweed.
>>945575666
Trips.
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Rice Shower.
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Rice Shower.
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Rice Shower
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Rice Shower.
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Rice Shower.
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Rice Shower.
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Rice Shower
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Discuss.
https://youtu.be/VT6w7f3N8Hw?si=rOeMNvmfEy9vTeUv
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>>945580945
that was awful all those years ago and its still awful.
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>>945581072
Correct.
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>>945580945
I go "it's the eye of the spider, it's poison in one bite" every time i hear the song in public
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>>945581313
Do you hear it often...?
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>>945581406
Eye of The Tiger? Yeah.
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>>945581418
At a gym?
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>>945581885
Strangely, not at my gym.
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>>945581313
Also extremely correct. I d9 the hand chop motion and say Im an excellent fighter.

>>945581406
Its the eye of the tiger my dude, its on like every rock station.
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i never in my fucking life want to hear that shit again.
God I hate the radio.
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>>945581970
What othet possible location could have Eye of The Tiger playing?
>>945582015
I don't listen to the radio... if I don't have my earbuds I just drive in silence.
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Hiding all those boring nonsense posts being used to keep thread up and for nothing else

holy fuck this website is dead
they said 465k visitors peer month and that's definitely not true
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>>945582015
I think I considered it cringe to like most of those songs even ironically at the time they came out but I liked Fallen Kingdom
>>945582051
You sound like you would love mine diamonds by MineCraft Awesome Parodys
>>945582192
In america every business plays music 24/7
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definitely hide the crossdressing mexican

>>945582370
stfu go to discord religious homo
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>>945582051
iktf
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and this is when I would post in the Discord server. IF I HAD ONE
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>>945582471
there's a discord for the thread with all the posters when i was on 8ch b mordred called all you faggots as soon as i told yall to fuck off to spite me
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>>945582370
It's to torture the workers...
Oh right, the shrine I was building by hand is coming along alright.
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subxeeting me
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>>945582370
im ready to kill myself now, thanks.
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i was mostly on endch though cringing at the heyuri erp board
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>>945582051
Agreed, I've heard it far too much too.

>>945582192
Insanity.

>>945582370
Yeah, Captain Sparklez was on some shit.
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i still have a board on end i should check make sure it's still active
think said i have to login once every 5mo
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>>945582897
Gay
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what is subxeeting again
>>945582577
I don't know about you but I found that I liked some country music after being forced to listen.
A shrine? I can't quite recall. What to?
>>945582647
Go listen to nugget in a biscuit to cleanse your palate.
>>945582679
Did you know he isn't even singing in those?
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>>945583046
im pretty sure i bought that shit on iTunes as a kid.
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>>945583046
Always thought it was just him but pitched up. Huh, learn something new and all that.
For parody work, he did an a ok job. More of a big girl by sips man myself.
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yep
>>945582992
what having my own board? i actually have 2 but im barely there i made one years and years ago then i made a porn board well kinda
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>>945583046
A xeet is the form of posting ar xitter.
The cowboy in you was struggling to be revealed.
God, duh. A small thing made from adobe where I can light candles and be a bit more secluded in prayer.
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Aughfhfhh my fingers feel like I'm wearing my rings but I'm not
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building a shrine lol cringe tryhard
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imagine having to make a board on someone elses image board site lamo
>>945583072
Based. I bought Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim.
>>945583199
Yeah, I thought he just went into a natural higher register or something.
This sounds like some Ray William Johnson song.
>>945583324
can i be ur oomf
The cowboy in me frequently finds himself desperate to broach the surface. He should go to where flavor is...
To be completely fair, it is a waifu thread. But based.
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where relm
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>>945583931
My choomfie.
The cowboy has breached containment...
Kek, I could put my sop plushie in there lol.
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>>945583931
Yeah.
There is context to a minecraft playthrough of his. Pretty damn cringe without it now that i think about it.
Sips is tight as shit though, even now he's still a pretty funny dude.
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lick
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it's when you talk about someone without directly mentioning them. usually with a complaint.
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>>945583931
imageboards are dead basically it's just a bunch of circlejerking between like 40 different people unless you're doing something you shouldn't be doing why make a website
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>>945584046
You will never fit in
plus you're trying to fit into a dead culture not to mention you will never do that because you have no merchandise
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>>945584046
Yeah that. Your moot.
Come home white boy...
On one side, prayer. flip a 180, adoration.
>>945584076
Seeing yogscast is involved made me happy. I got way too invested into original yoglabs.
Lol song like that wouldn't fly these days. Cool that he made it into the modern era.
>>945584239
That subtweet wasn't for u oomf
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>>945584793
i like to say it spuriously when i feel it's still relevant to me, croomf.
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i'm setting up my superbowl party you fucking friendless losers
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i prefer association football.
maybe a bit funny, i got into it from the 4cuck cup.
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I do miss watching NASCAR with the fellas
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>>945585075
i like betting mostly so i only pay attention in february really
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I'll have what she's having. Sleep.

>>945584793
I saw its back again, maybe I should watch it.
Pfft, no. Considering its a Hall and Oates track, no money to be made.
Good night to you Kumiko claimer.
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>>945584793
My twin.
White boy why do you pull away, white boy.
My false idol can't possibly be this cute.
I need to sleep.
Goodnight oomf
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>>945585265
See you at the ass Crack of dawn too.
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i need to make some coffee i have a 1hr window for my stupid gooner game and can't fall asleep or ill miss it
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europe is so cucked especially spain, france, and uk
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>>945567268
>>945567590
>>945568088
An N fag? Holy based
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God i love my waifu more than anything. I yearn for her warm embrace every night as I try to sleep. I wish to feel her warmth, safe in her loving arms. I'd never stop showering her in every bit of infinite love I could give. Words could never begin to describe these feelings...
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Bump
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