>>23214012
What compels one to spaghet

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>>23215393
Hunger, boredom, stress many things

Yŭmy sprgddei

>>23216311
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>23214012
Should I make spaghetti for dinner?

>>23216475
Yes

>>23216499
I've never tried making my own sauce.

>>23216511
Its pretty easy :)

>>23216511
The trick is to buy good tomato products.
You should look for cirio or mutti products, they are both widely availible but high quality brands from italy :)

What is the ideal thickness for the noodles?

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>>23219030
Depends on the type of noodle you're making and the dish it's intended for. For filled pasta (like ravioli), thinner is better (like ~1 mm).

>>23221493
He means for spgedty
>>23219030
I use n°12 DeCecco

>>23214012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlD9CEoglos

>>23224882
<3
>>23224894
(≧◡≦) RIP

Weekly bant spagetti eating day where we all post our spaget?

>>23225007
It could be fun :)

>>23224999
>>23225007
Sounds good to me.
Is the spagetti going to be evil? >:)

>>23225276 #
Only if you add octopus ink to your spagets

>>23225307
Id rather not, I don't consider them food.

>>23225443
I want

>>23225443
Tasty for you
>>23225452
Evil juice is green so it stands to reason evil spaghetti would be green also.
Pesto would be boring though so maybe some spinach thing could be good.
Still not got around to making the evil pancakes with nice juice but that can be seperate from spagetti night

>>23225477
I wish. for dins I have a 1.2 pound slab of honey soi marinated pork belly, 6 chicken tenders, with pub chips and a side of bega mac and cheese, or kraft dinner for the canadians.

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>>23225494
How much do u weigh? And is this a normal amount of food for you to eat in 1 meal?
Not being rude just curious, tryna figure out if theres something wrong with my metabolism.
>>23225507
I wont be putting any of the smokable variety in it as eating that kind of potion just gives me an 8-15 hour panic attack xD
>it would be cool to see that as well
Yeah ill have to feed it to someone tho because i hate chocolate and chillies give me a sore tummy

>>23225575
I weigh somewhere between 95-100kg and have stayed there since I came down from 120 when I was around 21. I drink about 12 to 16 can of beer every day and eat a lot of meat, since I live in the country it's dirt cheap since there's a lot of leftovers supermarkets won't buy, and no matter how much I eat or drink I don't ever fluctuate much in weight.

>>23225587
also yes. although I don't eat breakfast often I usually have massive lunches and dinners.

>>23225587
Lucky bastard im at like 110-115kg and eat only like 1500-2000kcal per day.
Do you have like an extremely physically demanding job or exersize a lot or something?

>>23225629
no, not particularly. I only go into the office when I absolutely have to or if there a colossal fuck up. I do often go on 5-10km walks with my friend but I'd more call that a leisure stroll than exercise. I used to do high intensity butcher work if that might have changed how my body works.

>>23225651
I think my thyroid is just low. Ill get it tested.
Cheers for replying m8

>>23225663
all good, mate.

>>23227984
Yeah I could make different evil pancakes but I thought id be nice to make the recipie I was given.
Also it sounds like something people who like chilli chocolate stuff would love.

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>>23228023
<3

>we did it troondiscord sisters we owned the gay frog by spamming and necrobumping garbabe unfunny fairy blue thread

>>23228118
Fag

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>>23232535
:O

Mmmmmmmm

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traninme spaghet

>>23244341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ia2kEaq1d0
Try this. Its rlly yummy. You can replace the ham with hotdogs like in
>>23240454
This pic

>>23214012
fumo

Would spaghetti Ramen work?

>>23258831
Amazement.

>>23261132
Same I might stick a desk in the cupboard my heat pump is in because when I was a kid out computer room was in a cupboard and it was very comfy :)
Might even get a CRT monitor and shit to make it properly authentic

>>23261330
Only problem is the heat pump makes a lot of noise, sometimes leaks glycol, and takes up a lot of the space :(

>>23261449
Its basically a pump that pumps glycol down a pipe into the earth and back up again and uses the temperature differential to heat ur house.
Its the same physics as an air conditioner but its using liquid and the heat exchange goes the opposite way

>>23216511
You could jizz on your spaghet for extra protine

>>23264382
That would ruin his spgedty I have no idea why you would reccomend such a thing (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ

>>23224999
>>23225007
>>23225452
Im gonna make a thread inviting everyone to post their spaget. I most likely won't have time to concoct an evil spgty recipie but I figure we should try to get a weekly spegdy thread started.
Pls shill the spagetty thread anywhere (on bnat) that you encounter ppl who are likely to enjoy a spedggy thread

>>23216499
>>23216505
I made pizza instead

>>23214012
Happy cirno day evry1
Here is spgedty thread 4 those interested
>>23268257
Probably should've put a cirno as to op so it dosent get obliterated, oops
>>23270989
Pics? <3
>>23271000
Nice trips :D

>>23271040
>Pics? <3
I already ate it sorry.

>>23214012

>>23278467
Bad form.

Can one really find spaghetti in violence?

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what would you like do me with the spaghetti?

>>23284573
One of my friends had a friend who was ass raped with raw spaghetti.
Not joking unfortunately

uma delicia

Spaghitler.

>>23214012
Spaghooter.

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Everyone over and under this line is Jewish
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>>23214012
WHO TOUCHED YOUR SPGEDTY?

>>23214012
nasty

once

>>23317851
This isn't spaghetti.

>>23317851
Your post is nasty.

>>23317451
It was obviously the creature in his OP pic

>>23225443
eww gross barf

>>23216309
would save this in my panties for later

>>23330331
I miss the days when you could search the web for images and they didn't have watermarks.

>>23225443
sauce too watery

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When will the Cirno Frog War finally end?

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>>23225007
Yum

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Spaghett is bad for you

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>>23287406
I knew of a girl with very long hair; Angel hair. Fortunately it was long enough she could fuck herself with her hair, then untie it and wipe up afterwards.

>but not anymore

>>23349179
ew

>>23327107
Undoubtedly

>>23351434
Ind'b'bly

I had sketti yesterday but I forgot to take a picture.

>>23356948
Its ok just try to post in the next spaghetti tuesday thread.

>>23225007
Are you alive?

>>23353519
A rare glimpse of the distant past

>>23359578
Will do!

Recently, I tried meatballs and mash with gravy.
It wasn't terrible.

>>23366160
That's not spaghetti

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>first Remi
>then Cirno
>now Kagawoo
which touhou will be italian next?

>>23214012
Last supper...

>>23386967
Disgusting.

>>23404281
Might as well try and book it.

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

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>>23225443

>>23215393
The bolognese sauce can be eaten without the noodles. But really it's better to put it on a pizza and make chicago style without the cheese

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Eternal cirnonigger thread

Never going to tell a lie and hurt you

>>23422130
It's about spaghetti.

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Most of my spaghet files are too powerful for /bant/

>>23376344
spagetikot dubs bog ID
>>23418430
tasty

>>23462139
DONT DO IT
TREACHEROUS PASTA

coincidentally, today im gonna be eating some spaghetti leftovers from yesterday

>>23462139
You can do it
The pasta is all yours

>>23472267
!

making skettie for fluffy pones 2morro

>>23214012
look at 'er go, she's a fat and very smug

>>23501508
aye

Zesty.

>>23516347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwDWKf-78

Food.

>>23501519
how do Americans pronounce this? is it ayy or eye?
does it change based on region? do ppl with more pirate/celtic ancestory say it as aye (yes)?
>>23534694
>>23540310
:O

>>23562603
sound. cheers for the reply m8 :)

>>23562576
>>23562609
hOE ID

>>23564797
noooo how could this happen to meee :'((

I ordered Spaghetti. Pic incoming.

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>>23572364

>>23572456
:O looks breddy gud. hope u enjoy :)
what sorta sauce is on it? I can't see it very well under the cheese.

>>23574408
It was seriously saucy.

>>23576604
Tomato sauce, angus beef mince, and some bay leaves. The spaghetti was hand made.

>>23576622
sounds divine. Angus beef is so fucking good but I'm prolly biased xD
handmade spaghetti is awesome, iv only had it a few times tho

>>23576636
I'd invite you over and order it again for us so you could have homemade spaghetti again. Needed a bit of salt but was divine sketti.

>>23576765
thanks for the offer and id take you up on it if I was closer but i don't feel like making the trip all the way to London.
if ur ever in Scotland tho give me a shout and we can maybe get some spaghetti somewhere :)

>>23576788
Sounds like a plan! My brother lives in Scotland so I might be up there soon. I'll make a sketti thread if I do end up in Scotland: Scottish Sketti Thread will be the title and just comment "haggis" so I know it's you :)

>>23576818
sounds good :)

>>23576818
ill post a timestamped pic of the evil juice cup instead of saying haggis as anyone with a uk flag could do that and try to dox u

>>23214012
What this is?

>>23576979
ok ok sounds like a plan Scot anon!

Pusgetti!

bump for sketti.

>>23214012
This thread brings me great joy.

>>23603310
glad to be of service :)

>>23610200
<3
look like ur ID stayed the same

>>23216311
Ahahahahahahaha

>>23214012
STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK YOU ARE STUPID

Cirno is not an intelligent individual.

She’s an idiot Bobo.

the spaghetti mafia is coming and we will break all the non spaghetti pastas in your domicile

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>>23675271
How do we safeguard our ragu?

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>>23687454
your ragu is perfectly safe they are only there to destroy non spaghetti pastas.
cooked pastas are safe as they are too much effort to break and if they notice you have some sauce and would have no pasta to eat it with they will replace ur smashed pasta with spaghetti...after all they are business men not monsters.

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>>23687477
I only partially understand, but I feel consoled by this revelation.

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>>23691040
the spaghetti mafia aren't bad guys they just don't want ppl to eat other types of pasta

The only Spaghotten Son.

How the fuck is this thread still alive

>>23706479
It's a marinara miracle.

>>23214012
What more needs to be said?

>>23214012

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>>23214012
First off how TF did I miss this spagheggins-rich thread?
Sencond of all, you're thread's being taken over by sphaggigginsful spug-angles;
clean them up to continue posting

>>23724839
oh no.... what do I do guys? ive never had sphaggigginsful spug-angles before. I don't want to mess up like I did with the sphalaphtauses

>>23724887
did some research and unfortunately you're looking at fumigation. start getting everybody out.

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>>23724889
ok I have gottend everyone out and set up the tent

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>>23724896
*psssshhhhhhhtttt*

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>>23724917
the sphaggigginsful spug-angles have dieded peacefully in their sleep as planned

>>23724929
I'm not exaggerating when I say that's one of the simplest jobs I ever done.
usually someone will wander in and be exposed to toxic chemicals. or there will be a mutation in the bugs making them tougher. but that simply didn't happen this time. so I guess you're good to go!

>>23724935
that's an relief I am very tired and was worried they were going to come back to life, drink all my evil juice then mess with the pH balance in my pool or shave the left side of all the neighborhood cats or something.

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>>23724940
You're right, this is no time to let our guard down. But, I think that at this stage in the game, we're at golden hour and poised to laugh all the way to the bank with our medium sized bag of all of the dead bugs that have been taken away away from the thread.
It's looking spotless in here. In fact, I am going to get one of my work gloves out of the back of my van and then eat it off the floor of your thread to prove how sanitary it really is.

>>23724950
:O aren't work gloves kinda chewy?

>>23724955
Hang on sweetie. trying to get this thing down

>>23725962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>23733832
saucey

>>23724955
I think it's less toxic to eat rubber than leather tanner.

>>23740711
veg tan is safe but not many work gloves made of that

>>23740711
Could you make spaghetti out of leather?

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>>23743228
I spagrudgingly approve

>>23743228
>>23749901
if the timecode dosent work skip to 14:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBurkdTyJhE&t=878

>>23752295
this is so relevant and satisfies my interest in just the right way. I don't know how you found it, but well done.
i guess there really is everything on The Internet, and I'm trying not to think about the fact that there also exists p*rn artwork of this guy eating leather noodles somewhere .
That's why I leave cyber space and especially video hosting sites alone for the most part

>>23752381
>I don't know how you found it
I like historical food videos and the question about leather spaghetti reminded me of it.
>p*rn
why are you censoring yourself? that's something that is only common online these days because of advertisers dictating what people are allowed to say on the video hosting sites you try to avoid (namely tiktok).
I can understand not wanting to even mention porn but if that's the case its best to just avoid the topic completely because censoring one letter of a word is so ineffective that you may as well just say the word.

>>23214012
Is this a real photo or is this AI?

>>23752419
real photo

>>23752295
Culturally enriching stuff.

nigger

kike

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>>23761835
Pizzas.

the spagedy of the commons.
i will be listening in this thread for hungry souls who call out for spaghetti.
i will find you and I will feed you

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>>23743228
Checked
>not spaghetti here

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>Waiting for spaghetti-day again.

>>23774972
cute image

>>23216309
That looks good.

>>23795628
Nice

retarded useless niggers

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>>23795733

Im watching The Office on The Tubes..

hahaha

>>23829701
I will strangle you gook, after making love with you

>>23829711
gooks r korean :p

>>23829717
Fuck you jap don't tell me what's what, I'd destroy your anus and you know it

>>23829731
come n get it from the other side of the ocean bjorn

>>23829734
I don't think a jap could handle a real Swede desu

I will spare you, for now

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>>23214012
Spaghettis ?

>>23829778
>.
Mmm

>>23829778
pasgetty raev ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWsVWlUiSQ

>>23829778

>>23214012
But what about spaghetzi?

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This post shortens the lifespan of the thread

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>>23857399
Ominous, yet at the same time blessed for the digits.

>>23857399
thank you for shortening it

i will do the same

>>23862504
Your nipples aren't pink

>>23214012
The fumo is funky. The penis is haram.
Remember this.

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>>23214012

Pasta has many forms

>>23924048
Do you like spaghetti though?

>>23925479
Asking the important questions here

>>23955260

>>23959177
I'm gonna shoot you in the head with a ruger

>>23216309
Nice, did you salt the water and save a cup of the starchy pasta warter to pour back in before you added the sauce? I ate my pasta before taking a picture sadly.

>>23317851
What did he post i misses it.

>>23963803
I think so but I don't rember clearly as it was months ago.
this weeks spaghetti thread will be up soon