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okay real talk/spilled spaghetti edition
ITT: Uninteresting and usual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit (occasionally AKA as the blog thread)
Real happenings go on >>>/bant/happenings

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>>23923822
Well, I've watched you squirm for two days straight. Going from denial, to gaslighting, to insincere appeals for empathy, to implicit threats, to just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. I'd say I got my pound of flesh.

I hope we can respect each other's boundaries from now on. Have fun. also: stopped straight at bump limit award
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Stay warm this weekend my dudes

>>23925106
I didn't hear no bell.
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>>23925110
Because this was a spar. Fights have permanent consequences. Who would want them?
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>>23925131

... nah I'm just playing.
Your boundaries have always been fine, they were never challenged in that, nothing never changed on your end, just a bit of insight, and a friendly smile. Whether or not this means anything, is entirely up to you, because things haven't really changed, not really, but I hope they will eventually.

You know what's funny, seeing my ID spell h8?

I can't even remember why any more, I've genuinely forgotten why I'm mad at Leto, why there's so much drive to spite and ruin. I actually, can't remember, all I know is that I'm supposed to, and I don't think that's healthy, or normal.

Either I need to remember why I have this much spite, or the target of it needs to see the final product of said spite of which, I've genuinely forgotten the origins of. You think with this much hate, this much pettiness, this much anger, I would remember, but I honestly can't, and it's gotten me way over my head than I wanted it to be.
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last /nah/ felt like a dream
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silence
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>>23925094
spgty
>>23926013
refreshing isn't it.
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>>>/pol/526913759
For once they're actually discussing video games
Why the hell was this thread posted on /pol/ though?
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>>23925170
i found it pretty interesting
lots of exposition i wasn't aware of in that read.
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I remember why I hate Leto again, had to take some time to remember it, but I remember now; however, half of it is actually run off from the Edgesphere groups, that eventually became a similar reality, after I started looking into Leto who pissed me off, that justified my vendetta against him. Inititally, Leto did something, and bragged about it, and that pissed me off, but I was pissed off at people who were hurting kids, while hanging out on 4chan. That was before I or anyone else knew that Leto was also hurting kids; when Leto pissed me off, and bragged about it, that's when the vendetta was born and I started looking into him, and found out (with others as well) "Oh, he's hurting children, he is a CSAM guy supplying fucked up people the means to create and obtain CSAM, and he's actually hurting kids right now.

Everything that is going on in his life right now, and the subsequent actions that followed, are a consequence of his own action, of deliberately throwing a rock at something he wasn't involved in, and bragged about.

Makes me wonder, if Leto didn't take a shot; there'd be a very good possibility that what he is involved and has been involved in, may have not been discovered, or not to the degree where it is currently at with extreme fever.

Thanks for helping me remember Argentina bro.
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I'm not sure what order the matches are in but its /tg/ vs /fit/ right now so ppl have time to join the stream before /bant/s game starts.
you can find the link here, I can't post it because this webaite has spam filtered its own fucking name.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
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>>23926704
>/tg/ v /fit/
who cares? /b/ and /pol/ are playing against one another today
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>>23926712
wasn't that on friday? either I'm tripping or I already watched that.
we are playing against /a/ next match. /vt/umor vs /his/ just started.
I was told we were playing /his/ but that anon mustve been mistaken
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>>23926856
>wasn't that on friday? either I'm tripping or I already watched that
no, it's today
right after /a/ vs /bant/
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>>23926866
ah cool. my memory is really bad I guess xD
our match is finally starting ٩(◕‿◕。)۶
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>>23926866
>/bant/'s victory means /vt/ stays
I'm for /a/, /nah/
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>>23926866
*radio scratch*
mission failed we'll get em next time
>>23927033
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>>23927452
>mission failed we'll get em next time
W or draw and we get in knockout with /a/
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>>23927470
playing against /his/ btw
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>>23927470
so we're not out of it yet
thank you for explaining, i know literally nothing about sportball.
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>>23927708
me neither
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Dang I want some milkshakes
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>>23927710
based
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>>23927473
whered u get this? can't find a list of who's playing who anywhere (I'm stupid)
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>>23927854
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2026_4chan_Winter_Cup
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You’re not supposed to operate
like that. Are you?
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>>23927867
hell if i know, will my id be green?
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whats the point of janitors banning someone for off topic from all boards for 3 days
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>>23928066
/tv/?
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>>23927865
tyvm. I coulda sworn I clicked every fuckin link on the homepage.
>>23928066
jans can't ban only mods
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>>23928066
my guess is that
>extensive off-topic shitposting means you can't be trusted with being on-topic on 4chan
if that's actually true then they should really allow off-topic b& to post on /b/, /bant/ and other off-topic boards
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my neck hurts
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>>23928178
get a new neck soon
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>>23928066
personal guess?
several mods on /pol/
2/3 lets you post on off topic boards soft banning you
1/3 is pissed and rapes.
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>>23925094
>the word "degeneracy" is far-right dog whistle
Internet is weird these days
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>>23928471
that's OP response btw
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>>23928471
lowers the value of a human life through demeaning or sick fuck actions that influence the whole.
(see well poisoning for most common occurrence here)
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painkillers
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>>>/v/731604583
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>tfw remember reading on signal forums (reddit) someone asking about managing a "non-commercial" that would require a ton of chat rooms a couple of days ago
>tfw recent leaks showing anti-ICE rioters organizing with dozens of Signal chatrooms
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>>>/v/731634827
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>>23930093
protests of all kinds have been organized on signal since it came out dude.
that is basically what it was made for.
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>>23930195
>that is basically what it was made for.
it was made for leaking Cabinet's war plans, newfag
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>>23925094
Me and my dad organised a wank festival. It went well. Guys were wanking left right and centre. Some were wanking others off, some were wanking to the guys who were wanking other guys off. We passed around a few cumrags and they got filthy pretty quickly. Then we started wanking on eachothers chests and I saw at least four double wankings where one guy was wanking off two other guys at the same time. The floor got really slippery so guys would just lay on the ground and get wanked on and several guys did buttplay too and we brought in a camera guy and he filmed us all wanking while line dancing. At least ninety something guys were there and in the excitement you couldn't tell if you wanked a guy off or not. All in all, a successful wankfest. I estimate five hundred wanks were wanked to competition. Anyway, I hope next year goes as well as this year
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>>23930204
signal is over a decade old and the guy who supposedly developed it is some "left wing activist" glowie agent provocateur type who was heavily involved with riseup which is an organization that's entire mission is to provide activists with secure communications.
newfag
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>>23930675
>left wing activist" glowie
Honeypot
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>>23930675
>he didn't get the joke
ngmi
>riseup
cock.li is objectively better
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>>23930680
my thoughts exactly. although the signal protacol is good if ur threat model dosent include 3 letter agencies
>>23930689
I got the refrence, you just made it sound like that was genuinely the first you had heard about signal.
>cock.li is objectively better
yeah I don't use anything from riseup it stinks of honeypot.
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Lefties don’t realize they will be the first ones to be rounded up when they finally take over
Their usefulness will be over at that point

Yeah your honeypot feels safe now leftie but what about in 10 years when the data is still there and it’s time to reap the consequences of your actions
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what is ths shit?
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I watched one analysis of Epstein Files on YouTube and its author brought an interesting point that a ton of Jeff's actions looks like money laundering for the rich (one of big assets affiliated with him is reddit kek)
what are the odds of his Island being a red herring for financial machinations that cost hundreds of billions of dollars?
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>>23930788
this is very true. its also funny that so many of them are simultaneously pro surrveilance and use shit like signal.
>>23930843
I think its somewhat unlikely that it'd be just a red herring. however i don't think his main thing was the sex trafficking shit, that was just something he did to allow him to blackmail politicians for mossad to keep them under jewish control.
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I'm a britbong
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I'll never forgive Germany

and likewise, I will probably never stop condemning America, they have something that rightfully belongs to us, and while I am at it, curse the French.
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>>23930843
Child trafficking is a big expensive business on the same level of drugs and weapons smuggling.
You better believe all three are handled by the same people.
Money laundering, gambling, predatory loans, rugpulls and financial manipulation are all rolled into that.
You do know Epstein was a part of the 2008 financial crisis and setup bear stearns (one of the oldest and most respected financial institutions) to be the fall guy while bailing out Goldman Sachs (one of the most corrupt and degenerate of the financial institutions)

He and the people surrounding him had serious pull to set policies in government.


A fucking mafia with bulshevic tendencies is in control of the United States and isn’t representative of its constituents.
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>>23930861
stfu faggot I know who you are
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>>23930866
oh yeah?
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we beat those germans into the ground
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>>23930858
Take a photo of your TV license with a timestamp then. Or name every chippy one can purchase at Tesco.
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>>23930902
I'm fucking British guv'nah
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I had a dream about running away from this reality.
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>>23930930
Same there are very few places to run to
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>>23930884
did ye fuck
>>23930908
no you aren't. they look at you the way a slave owner looks at a buckbroken house nigger
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>>23930958
>there are very few places to run to
they follow
>>23931152
moot cat that is 50 meters tall...
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>>23931238
heh
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I'm ready to fuck, and kill.
and eat!
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>>23932005
I too, am a macro/microphile that enjoys the gamut of various size shenanigans that comes with the territory.

Would you like to play Rampage with me? I have it on classic arcade cabinet.
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>>23932015
I'm not sure I follow all that.
however, I never turn down an invitation to try something new. 67!
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>>23932015
ngl i do giggle a little when i see the giant appreciation posts i know you just can't help
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>>23932020
here you go
https://www.retrogames.cz/play_104-NES.php

>>23932039
It's half serious half shitposting. It's just my particular box of rocks, but I also know it pisses people off. It's a good litmus test to sort out what kind of person I'm looking at sometimes, someone is a little bit too into it? That's curious. Someone a little too focused on one area? Hmm I see. Someone is adamantly opposed it it? Also interesting. It's like a Rorsach painting that is also "Well, it's also my bag of peanuts too"

As per why I enjoy it? Simple really the ancient primal gene of "More lady, more better" There are some who keep this grounded in Reality in BBW fetishists or in inflation, they are free to do so, I prefer things a little Jurassic Park or Gulliver rather than My 500 pound life. but to each their own.
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>>23932080
to each their own.
i still stand by the creed "death by titty monster"
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>>23932080
wow. I remember seeing this but my parents wouldn't let me play it. what is my goal as the monkey
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>>23932132
I'm more of an ass thigh and leg guy myself, but still based taste.

>>23932136
https://youtu.be/02vNoeG_OeM?si=QIZxXSnkx-9kjI-X&t=9

That's pretty much the goal. Kill and eat.
There's no fucking, but if you play modern interpretations of the genre, I wouldn't be too surprised if you find one that allows fucking.
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>>23932152
oh I meant that about dogs
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>>23932156
You want to fuck kill and eat dogs?
If so, then
안녕하세요 조선민주주의인민공화국 시민입니다!
위대한 김정은에게 영광을, 김정일과 김정영에게 찬사를 보냅니다
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>>23932152
feet?
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two star captchas?
mods, change the minigames.
4chan is a defense company
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>>23932186
Stonetoss joke goes here

Shitpost aside, eh, I'm ambevolant because it's connected to the legs, thighs ass and crotch which is the main point, if there isn't main or secondary focus on the goods, then it's not my particular box of rocks.
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>>23932211
not a footfiend myself, but I wouldn't mind some gentle face/body steppin' and maybe some toe suckin'
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>>23925094
nigger, you are 40 and still work at Wal-Mart
touch grass
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wowe
above idiot really does believe his own madeup bullshit
must suck to be that out of touch
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what's nahppening forum?
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proxycuck is having a melty on /mlp/
janny is sleeping
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windows fixed
outlets fixed
vacuum cleaning thingie fixed
turns out i have a bad outlet and the droid's so autistic it rejects the voltage difference. kinda based but that now means more shit to fix and i don't have my fucking tester at hand

on 4/nah/ news dark acolyte davius filoni has assassinated the current dark lord kennen and ascended to sith master as darth FELON
>>>/co/152208400
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Brock is cool
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sorry spaghetti tuesday is a bit late today I will make the thread as soon as I get home
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>>23935758
>picks up after his deadbeat dad raising all his siblings
>doesn't afraid of talking to women even if there's no chance
unspoken chad anime character
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>>23935780
Somebody stop him.
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spaget thread is up. sorry if anyone held off on cooking their dinner due to my tardiness
>>23936022
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>>23936035
:D
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>>23935915
rude
>>23936104
:D
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>>23936108
tomorrow i smoke a partially frozen venison tenderloin to cook while adding moistire, then season and sear off to venison filet mignon with libby's apsaragus in hollandaise.
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It seems like ND has been successfully neutralized. He's gone completely radio silent since his humiliation.

I just want to let whoever did it know that I am very grateful. You have no idea of how much trouble he has caused me.

Now I'm not sure if he was connected to Antioch or not, or he was a bad actor from another group who was being paid off to do counterattack runs even after all the finger pointing. That much is unclear to me.

But he's been squashed. Let's hope it stays this way. For good.
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>>23937050
someone who has never been here
at all
shows up when you had life for 3 days
uh huh
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>decide to read JAnon leaks from 2023
>leaker was posting janiteam's live reaction in /hap/
kek
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>>23937201
>2023
2022, I'm retarded
also when the fuck are they going to finally move to self-hosted Matrix instance?
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>>23937201
>janiteam discord leak is just this, three other minor screenshots and team's discord profiles
fucking Brazilians can't even leak properly
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too mch cheese
no sleep
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>>23937201
>>23937205
>>23937214
You should keep these in one post.
>>23937170
I've been keeping a silent eye on the /hap/ and /nah/ threads. When that little skirmish ended and 3 days passed, I figured "hey that's the end of the rat" and came down to make my rounds.

I've been waiting for something like this to happen. The circle of life is complete now. A little celebration is in order.
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>>23937220
angry retarded board that didn't get a fair chance doesn't need an excuse.
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>>23937226
let it just settle out naturally.
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>>23937226
just calm down
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>>23937226
>You should keep these in one post.
we are in /nah/, why should I give a fuck about quality?
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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
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>>23937544
Don't mind if I do.
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wow i really got hosed by the end of last night
>>23937248
pretty much
the appropriate containment thread
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as i said in my blog last week, the department of hitlerist satanism is targeting military veteran caretakers. haitch squad goons gangstalked my military veteran family
I
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that other scottish anon (the schizo that has a hard on for the br****h) is pretending to be Gon now (눈_눈)
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>>23935396
sons of aryas
it is the little maintenence that builds discipline
like sweeping the floor and picking up our clothes

>>23938652
gulon id
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>>23939194
:O
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SHAKEITSHAKEITSHAKEIT
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>>23939607
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guten /nah/cht
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>>23940154
sleep six or eight hours
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I cleaned the house and I am doing two loads of laundry now. My room isn't completely cleaned. I have my own room now because I am a cleric and I took care of a disabled military veteran.
now I know why they wanna hate me
now I know why they wanna hate me
and its not funny its not fair
that you created all these deep state lies against me with your AI Hitler computer from the future
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>>23940718
8 on the button
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>>>/v/731844416
there is no warp staff in fates
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>>>/r9k/83788560
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>>23941434
oof
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>>23941429
wait a second, the warp staff was also a convenience travel item in dragon warrior monsters 2.
related games?
(dw & dw2 are related to alot of jrpg games via creative staff, the asylum demon in dks is even a direct rip of the monster balzack)
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>>23942582
*dwm & dwm2
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>Your 4chan Pass Has Been Canceled and Refunded
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>Your support, as always, has been appreciated.
wait, so refunds ARE possible?
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>>23943166
a wee bit more context may be in order
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>>23943248
the Chicken Jockey Leak features a directory with emails for various automatic responses (legal responses, 4pass pin reset, etc)
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>>23943272
ah ok, ty.
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>Just by saying "Anonymous" I can make you picture a short, balding, overweight man. You can hear his voice. You can picture his mannerisms. You can probably even think of how he would emotionally react to something. I can leverage the information already placed in your head via media to add mountains of context to an idea I'm trying to communicate.
What did the GrpeaPea mean by this?
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>>23943310
he's projecting
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>>23943603
Is my math correct?
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>>23943310
funnier still, i heard hands rubbing together while reading this.
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>>>/i/817422
a little bit of trolling is going on in this thread
deserved for being another fucking "draw my OC" thread.
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>>23943310
I can make you think, therefore I can make you am.
Sir Ape of Grapeshire
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>>217678709
obituary
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>>23945507
sad
>>>/tv/217678709
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>>23945672
At least hiro is clean... right?
>>23945699
What does N.A.H. stand for?
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>>23945754
Naughty Anus Handlers
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>>>/v/731950717
The smell alone would probably turn me off
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>>23946131
>the NY finance guy had a 4Chan account
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>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/25409798/
cool /x/ thread

I was there?
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I'm not a great husband of threads. What did you expect?
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>>23948353
all you can really do is try. everyone is over on /hap/ right now freaking out about the nothingburger of our time.
hundreds of famous people met with jeffery. everyone keeps saying "moot and jeffery is a big deal" but nobody can say why or what it means or even the details of their vague connection.
it's interesting i guess there's nothing really deeper about it, at least as far as i can see, and even if it did have meaning, moot hasn't been here for so many years that it's meaning has been lost not only through years of his absence but straight up years of neglect of this website.
jeffery talked with moot and had a few emails about him. that's all I'm seeing. theories about how he shadow ran every general and had every schizo on his payroll are just as insane as they were before any of this was revealed.
>>23948472
people can have their fun, and they are. don't let one sourpuss stop you.
ultimately this will probably be the only /hap/ post i have on this subject i just wanted to say my thoughts on the situation. return to your regularly scheduled pedo bashing and situational joke making as if i had never made that post.
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besides do you really think jeffery would pay people to shitpost here? i feel like more of his was spent on his child trafficing empire and his powerful connections, than caring about the quality of threads on 4chan. if anything paid shills posting here would just be another source of leaks, something he would probably not want.
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What if moot and jeff talked about giant moot cat?

>>23948500
They should be here in the /nah/ imo.
>crossposting
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>>23948518
>>23948500
Gee Mr Krabs, you sure are sweaty!

Jokes aside, does any of it matter? I find the whole of it absurd and entertaining to say the least. It makes you wonder if Jeff was involved in, in regards to chan culture and its orbiting fields, since the man was involved from 2011-2019. I wonder how many Discords he and his pals were in. Ha. Ha.

Let the people have their fun, and pray they don't dig deeper than they need to yeah? After all, this don't matta, none a dis mattas, buy iodine.
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>>23948614
seriously though. Buy Rice. Buy Water. Buy Canned Food. Buy Iodine. Like tomorrow.

I am not fucking joking, you have no idea how bright things are gonna get the week before THE BIG GAME.
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>>23948652
>seriously though. Buy Rice. Buy Water. Buy Canned Food. Buy Iodine. Like tomorrow.
well i cant do any of that tomorrow. i guess im fucked
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This doesn't apply to me, right?
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>>>/mlp/42994531
>>>/mlp/42994537
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The man of the hour is here. The one who saved my ass. What do you know about ND?

Antioch ran 'special operations' all the time, sometimes with the help of Calcutta and his dearest Patmos, but none of the people who carried them out were as reckless and noisy as this.

I doubt he was ever with them at all in hindsight. Just wanted to be part of something.
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did lowtax talk to epstein too
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>>23948652
good idea, i'll do that today.
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>>23949218
yes
lowtax didn't kill himself
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Bad Guy Cigars.
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we won
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>>23948956
Nigger read the room; we are on the precipice of watching nukes being dropped for the first time since the 1940's. Ain't no one got time for your online faggotries, we're unironically at a turning point where life itself is going to be an exercise in continuance rather than a luxury. Get your head out of your ass and focus on your priorities faggot, or you're going to die when the winds of change blow through.
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>>23950109
also /pol/ is playing against /an/ and Epstein (with a new mod/u/l !) rapes the game lmao
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I don't have to worry. /qa/doge will have me taken to the closest FEMA camp.
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>>23950122
pardon, "life itself is going to be an exercise in continuance rather than an assumed* luxury"

>>23948956
I would HIGHLY recommend keeping an eye on the sky in Tehran and Tel Aviv, because yeah, we're beyond tea leaves and palm readings here my man. We're at market shifts and mask slipping.

Any time something interesting happens when the upper crust gets shook and spun, something bigger happens on the global scale that resonates all of us. It's the only trickle down we have nowadays. We're about to watch high power retards do something extremely retarded.
The Halcyon days of our youth is going to experience a brutal rape, that may challenge the very structural foundation of what we consider a functional society.

And you're on the internet, chasing your tail in regards to things that are hilariously virtual and will not matter in the upcoming months of tribulations you will be subject to, if you survive initial insertion or choose to survive in said brutal coitus.

Joke about the sperm cells
"Man, I can't wait to grow up to be a scientist!"
"My guy, we're inside a Tenga."
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>>23950109
:D
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>>23950127
>6-2 in first half
Jesus Christ
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MOOOT NOOOOO
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>>23950143
Why is Doge so scared? As the old chud saying goes nothing ever happens.
Call me when that changes, not whenever your Spidey sense is tingling.
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>>23950185
You speak like a child who has never known the leather of suffering outside of "my battery is low" or "my tweet wasn't liked"

I am scared because I do not like suffering, and I know the level of suffering that can arise from this path, I am scared because I know many others are not able to handle said suffering because they grew up in soft times.

As much as I dislike the clown logics of the soft times, does not mean I want the literal "Give me your food or I will kill you" times. The world that we are accelerating towards, is not a fantasy dream where one gets to be "The ebin cool outdoorsman+zombie hunter" It is war and post dysphoria, that either you will perish in, or wish to perish in. That is why I am afraid, and the birthing pains are happening, right now, as we speak, with the current failed negotiation in Tehran followed by the GPS blackout in Tehran, along with the minor explosions happening across different locations on the outskirts.

You genuinely have no idea how bad things truly are.
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Wow man
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>/pol/'s struggle was futile
>/b/ won /sci/ 5-1 (/sci/ scored in added time)
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>>23949734
I can revive Lowtax with CPR
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>>23950385
>middle east sand people are bombing each other (with help from USA) yet again
must be a day that ends in y
one thing they don't talk about much in all the apocalypse fiction is how pretty much 99% of the world population is already dead. chances are that if things really REALLY go south i won't ever have to worry about it, because I'll be dead. yeah yeah the survivors might have to forage for scraps in an irradiated wasteland or whatever but that's not my problem. I'm more than likely going to be part of the 99%, and so are you. a man uses a chainsaw to cut through a horde of zombies at the end of the world. you are not the man or the zombie. you are the pile of dust in the corner which was once human before the bombs went off.
why should i care about a time that might not ever come? a time that even if it comes i probably won't survive (for that long) anyways? hell if such a times comes I'll probably rope willingly, i don't want to waste away in a hellscape fighting to survive as my body and mind are placed through an endless nightmare.
but these are all just hypotheticals, thought experiments, creative writing exercises.
it's 8 AM and i know where my bread and circus are.
the fate of the world? sounds like something above my pay grade. tell trump putin and xi jinping to worry about it.
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>>23950122
I got a cigar with your
name on it.
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>>23950693
>I would rather die if I do not die
Then you are smarter and braver than I, because I would much rather not, I think that just may be my human instincts telling me to persist regardless of the environment around me.

>>23950741
Smoke em if you got them, because damn, Bay of Pigs 2.0 was not on my bingo card for 2026.
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>>23950810
You and OP will be safe in a bunker with all the other elites. I'm going to see the light.
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>>23950856
Oh my no. No no no.
I will be that monster that survivors in their bunkers warn another about, the thing that watches from afar and steals away people who venture too far from camp. The figure at the cave openings who starts a fire to smoke out those who plunged the world into chaos.

I will survive yes, but I will very much push the definition of what a human is. Don't worry, I won't be a nigger about it, I'm not a monster.

However, don't stray too far from camp, because philosophy and humanity is a luxury of a full stomach and meat is meat. Now if you're in a bunker, yes, I will be a nigger about it, because fuck you. You do not get to flip the table and then hide underneath the blankets from the monster. You will be cooked, you will be eaten, and you will answer for the countless dead.

Likewise with any post war fascist that attempts some sort of "New World Regime" I will hunt and cook you.

Don't confuse me as a human survivor, I will very much become a cryptid survivor, because that is what my instincts demand me to be.
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>>23951009
In that, modern society, despite its flaws, is a blessing. A full stomach is a blessing because it allows me to understand philosophy, morality, humanity, and society. There are many distractions to keep me from considering things that do not make sense in this civil society.

Why would I want to this go away? Why would you want me to be worried about my next meal? Why would you offer yourself on a plate like this?

Everytime I talk to an end world fetishist, or an accelerationist, I chuckle and say "Wow, that sure is a lot of words, coming from a talking soup ingredient"

Society is a cage, that keeps the animals in and well behaved. Breaking the cage, will result in the wolf reverting to their natural instincts, because they were never tamed in the first place.

So again, let's really hope and pray that what I see on the wall isn't something that is going to pass, or if it does, it does so in a flash and we move on like it was a nothingburger. I really, don't want to have to get used to the taste of greasy pork for the rest of my years.
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>>23950856
if by bunker you mean as far from any form of city whatsoever then yes, in the middle of gun hoarding hillbilly country.
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>>23951009
Aren't you a monster already?
>>23951054
I knew it. You have a luxury bunker.
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Guns are like assholes!
They’re everywhere!
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>>23951583
That's a subjective take with a subjective answer.

"Are you someone who is on the opposite side of a playing field or battlefield? Then yes; if you are not [like most people], then not directly at you."

Think of it like this, "Is a dog in a wolf pen ever truly tamed?" Take a standard house doge, teach him to run and hunt with wolves, and then put him into the wolf enclosure. Is the dog tame and personable? Or is it still a wolf? Depends on who is asking and how comfy the enclosure is.

>>23951593
One typically needs arms and fingers to use them, and a heart beat. And functioning eyes, without a sense of discombobulation.

Its not people with guns you should worry about in a broken world, it's remote fire starters discombobulators, and especially the fucker who has a microwave emitter that is hooked up to a generator.

Guns are so 15th century, DEWs and MEWs are where its at brother.
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>>23951583
if you mean a hunting shack in the middle of nowhere built in the 30's that went through numerous facelifts then yes
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>>23951619
Did you just throw a standard
house pet, into a pack of
wolves it’s unfamiliar with?
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>>23936500
Two anons talking to each other, and the image limit has been hit.
>>23951619
You are a killing machine that won't be tamed. Got it.
>>23951654

compound

compound

compound
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>>23951680
Metaphors aren't your forte are they?
That's okay. Let me unpackage it for you.

The average civilian is like a house dog; war, law enforcement, anything to deal with the world's ugly nature/suffering is like the forest. The dog enters, and if survives, becomes changed. How it should work is that a dog tossed into the forest, stays in the forest. Especially those who ran with wolves, fought with wolves, and learned the ways of wolves. Some dogs stay on the outskirts of the woods, they can be brought back into homes.

However, the system isn't perfect, sometimes, dogs come back from the deep woods and hang out near houses and people. Is that a failure of the system? Perhaps, but can a dog be ultimately called a dog, if it knows the ways of a wolf? How comfortable would you truly be with it, if you were aware it was once a wolf? Likewise, could the dog ever be okay with a home?

In that, I think, we must treat our veterans better, because just because the station has ended, doesn't mean the mindset ever truly goes away. Luckily, nowadays, veterans are given nice enclosures, and jobs that remind them of the woods. Now imagine if that enclosure is taken away, where would they go and what would they do?

>>23951696
Hey now, just because someone has knowledge and means, doesn't make them dangerous; that's a mantra I've had to repeat many a time. What it comes down to is "Quality of Life"
If Quality of Life is never disturbed, one can consider an animal "tamed". Challenge that Quality of Life, through removal of enclosure, stress, or removal of what makes the enclosure works? Then you'll see something operating on instinct.

I like wolves, non metaphorically, feed them food, give them a place to nest and sleep, and they are relatively peaceful. Feed them less, or cause stress in their den? You'll find they are less friendly, and snarl at you.

This is true of any animal, Man included.
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>>23951696
you're not getting any deets kiddo
stop fishin
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Here's a genuine question for the house dogs
"Outside of a funeral, how many of you have seen a dead body in real life?"
Raise your hands.
Now
"Of those hands, how many of you have seen a fresh body?"
Okay. "And of those hands, how many were fresh because you were the one who made it so?"
I don't expect to see a hand up, other than my own here.
>Are you confessing to kill someone?
Sure, but that was the job, and people call me a hero for doing so because they were "the bad guy" so were the children in the house adjacent, so were the women in the same room. Acceptable causalities, I'm told.

That blood never washes off, no matter how comfy the enclosure is, no matter how many times you are told "Thank you for your service" at the end of the day, the only reason you aren't in a jail cell is because "It was part of the job"

Dogs that play with wolves, are meant to stay in the forest, or in an enclosure that reminds them of said forest. Once a man has killed, for self or for country, they are not compatible with a civil society anymore, hence the enclosures, whether prison or semi apartheid/exile.

Break that enclosure, end that exile, remove the killer from prison, and what you'll see is the same thing that needed enclosing. An animal, a beast, a wolf. And most people don't know how to deal with that.

>Would you kill again?
No, it would fuck with my Quality of Life.
>Would you kill if your Quality of Life was completely removed?
Absolutely, there is no debate in that, the question is, why I would. If you try to take from me, I will. If you are part of why my Quality of Life was removed, of course. That is justified. You would do likewise, if someone would do similar to you, in a world where such a thing is the norm.

That's just the way of the Wastelands Vaultie, nothing personal, so don't make it.
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>>23951879
unconscious, freshly?
a few
hang out with too many 4wheeler clubs and rowdy bonfires over the years.
>dead
none (knocks on wood)
if this is an allegory for posting careers i've ended, it's well over 20 at this point.
however: don't start none won't be none
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>>23951921
No, I'm talking about real people. Actual people with futures, hopes, dreams, memories, fears. People who lived, and subsequently died that you got to stand witness to, either as observer or arbiter of.

Not Call of Duty, not Fortnite, not Minecraft, not Team Fortress 2. I am talking about the smell and taste of freshly deceased. The smell of burnt flesh, the final few guttural gasps as you see the light from someone's eyes disappear before you.

I'm talking about the red and brown mist that tastes of iron and sulfur, where someone you just had a conversation with about their kid.

You genuinely don't know how good you faggots have it, you really don't. You have no idea how fucking pampered you are that even me recalling these memories are a trigger and "oof owie my brain hurtie" to you is.

Imagine that as the norm, imagine that being your day to day life. Imagine having to live with that, every day, until you eventually lose a fight with someone else whose norm is that, or you find yourself face to face with something that cannot understand your suffering, because its belly is empty.

That is what I am afraid of, the ghost of war should remain a thing of fiction and luxury for those who have never seen it. To never let the children (and adult children) know the ugliness that exists beneath every Man, Woman and Child; because I have seen this, I have done this, and here I am saying
"Get between me and my meal, and I'll gobble you whole" and finding myself perfectly justified in that.

I can't fathom the monsters that other Men may be, and I've already seen what happens to men who lose their enclosures. They become monsters, who attack society, and society kills them.

I don't want that for anyone, I just want to stay in my enclosure, I want to keep my blanket, my several piles of pinecones, my squeaky ball, and my rope tug toy.
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>>23951984
His job? Security
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>>23951991
Don't think I'd have both operator and survivors guilt if it was just that dumb dumb but go ahead and feel the need to downplay something because your clit leaked momma's milk boy whose only suffering is scraped knees from sucking on dick so much.
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>>23951984
nope, can't say i've seen anything close to that irl, closest analog is that wojack zoo getting closed digitally (knocks on wood again)
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>>23951991
your literacy is dubious for boasting so much about reading.
i'm squared away through march when i get to gut my store and satisfy some intrusive thoughts with a sledgehammer.
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>>23951836
Thank you for your answer.
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>>23951984
>my several piles of pinecones
What do you do with them?
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>>23952254
It's a metaphor my man, I don't have several piles of actual pinecones.

However if we are being literal, my gadgets and tech curios. I am quite fond of my little Roomba Mettaur that on occasion spits out ping pong balls when roving.
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>>23952296
Now imagine this for a moment.

It's 2035, you are hunkered down in a den, gripping your canteen of water and can of peaches, your shotgun across from you, and suddenly, an all terrain Roomba approaches you start blaring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ujn71Tjcc
as it begins shooting miniature flame grenades into your bunker.
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Not going to imagine that, pal.

>/bant/ has a rule against porn dumps. Otherwise it's /b/ with flags.
I'm going to misinterpret this as /bant/ = blue /b/.
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>>23952475
but you can post porn without issue.
>>23926381
as long as it isn't a dump.
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>>23952529
It's my deliberate misinterpretation of GrpeaPea's comment.
I think the pony and avatarfagging rules apply to /bant/, but they're unenforced...
/b/ also has... unique porn...
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>>23952586
If avatarfagging were enforced on /bant/ we'd lose ALOT of Chirnoposters, and I don't think the mods want to particularly want to start a war with bantculture and Kogostopia. Although, however I actually haven't ever seen pony content posted here. I'm not going to be the one to test that theory.
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>>23952635
The only pony I have seen was in the happenings thread in the OP, so it's a matter of how many jannies are anti-pony.

>/trash/ is the only board that allows avatarfagging and pony outside of /mlp/
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man world of warcraft some pretty damn good monster girl designs.
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>>23952865
Where'd you get that photo of literally me?
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>>23952586
>but they're unenforced
pony is enforced on all of 4chan, lol
>>>/global/rules/15 is as moderated as >>>/global/rules/1
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>>>/mlp/43000000
cute loyra get

>>23952733
>The only pony I have seen was in the happenings thread in the OP, so it's a matter of how many jannies are anti-pony.
/mlp/ gets a pass whenever content wasn't deliberately included in your image (like homepage of 4chan or a long screencap of some comment section with some pfps being poni)
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>>23952635
usually doesn't happen because there's higher priority things to worry about.
surprised they haven't nixed that report funtion like they did with racism in 2019.
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mm chitlins
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why is nonoko still a thing?
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>>23955288
i've seen it mentioned elsewhere, but it's some weird thing i don't understand at all, can't tell if it's a japanese thing or an internet thing.
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>>23956240
This is why I don't check IDs in the happenings threads.
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>>23956263
did
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https://youtu.be/_IEBqYIiYRE?t=1879

*eats more chicken any man ever seen*
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I forgot to buy what /qa/doge told everyone else to loot from the stores.
>die captcha is back!
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>>23956891
he said buy but ok
>>23948652
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>trump shart was real
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>>23956975
>trump gassing people now a thing
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>>23956897
/qa/doge must be giving me personalized posts.
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>>>/vp/58891623
fake leak season is back
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>>23957636
the fire spider is kinda cool tho
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nahup
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>>23959676
>They robbed poo...
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I decided to check the native/inline/4chan-JS extension and kinda feel like the only thing I need from 4chan-X(T) is randomized filenames, 404 redirect and restore from archive
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test
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>>23961184
did it worked?
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nope
I'm trying to modify 4chan-JS for customized filenames and tried to figure how posts are actually handled.
In theory all I need to do it is to modify formdata before submitting my post, but I'm too white for JS so it's mostly trial-and-error jej
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forgot 2 quote >>23961699 lol
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>>23953141
>>>>/mlp/43000000
>cute loyra get
was checking the schizoposting on desuarchive and noticed that sharty once again failed at stealing the get kek
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>>23925094
HOBAR SAMPSON
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spaghetti thread in a while, idk like maybe an couple hours or something :3
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>>23963409
I just ate my spaghet
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>>23963414
did ya taek photo? pls post it in spgty thread if u did :3
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>>23962975
kek they stack so many L's
>>23963409
:D
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>>23963419
No i just have a dirty bowl :(
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>>23963659
The fuck does my id keep changing
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>>23963659
this is so sad ;-;
at least u had ur spaghetti tuesday tho :3
what time zone are you in?
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>>23963671
Eastern, it was a good lunch, remember to salt the water and before tou strain save a cup of pasta water and pour it into the strained past before adding the sauce boss.Eastern, it was a good lunch, remember to salt the water and before you strain save a cup of pasta water and pour it into the strained past before adding the sauce boss.
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>>23963750
nice :) yeah I usually do the pasta water thing but this week my spaget won't have a sauce as such.
glad you had a tasty lunch :D
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>>23962101
Don't quote >23961699.
>>23963409
no
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>>23964134
did it worked?
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>23964164
It never worked.
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feral far cry guy definiton of insanity .jpg
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>>23961184
taski (quechua for maiden) maiden my beloved
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4got to crosspost. most have prolly seent it but spaghetti thread is here
>>23963852
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>>23964242
this IS cute
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>>23964134
take that back or ill sic the birb on you
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>>23963899
Someone added too much dressing in their salad...

>>23964292
no
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>>23964596
>too much dressing
why on earth would anyone underdress the food their prey eats?
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>23964606
If you add a bit more dressing, you will have a soup.
Good night.
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>>23964596
I suggest you run, she is very angery and will peck ur face off
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>>23965380
spooky
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triangle captcha bump
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>>23967032
penisforce
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>>23967120
lol captcha can't triforce
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>>>/v/732300971
she's really good at beating the final boss, as well as nuking a few other undesirable enemies on that map without complicated support and reclass routing. what more do you really need?
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>Jeffrey had a Minecraft YouTube account
what the fuck?
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>>23967667
it surprises you?
bigger question, is it still up?
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welp thyme for bed
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>>>/v/732315135
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>ID: 1sraL/mf
>Israel MF
This and the cpXXXXhq ID from the happenings thread are concerning...
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>>23967476
That's an oddly lust provoking bee.
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>>23968520
When's the world ending?
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So many demon havers on /bant/...
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>>23968528
Our current comfort?
Depends on how the talks on Friday go.

Objectively?
Depends on how far the indomitable Human spirit takes us, and if we get to drag our planet along for the ride.
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>>23968866
If it goes poorly, save me a space in the shelter, friend. I want to be your first soup. Good night.
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>>23968919
...you WANT me to stop your heart via a timed strike or end your life by a quick crown cortical snap, then have me butcher your limbs and head, draining your blood, then dissecting you from pelvis to throat, removing your organs, and cleaning them, using them for soup broth stock, while deboning the meat and fat from your limbs to serve as meat and griddle grease?

That's a bit of a weird statement. And no, don't worry, your head will not be eaten, I don't want kuru and I could probably use someone to talk to in those dark times.
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>>23969100
>inb4 woah, that's actually hella specific and actually seems like something you know and practiced.

Know yes, practiced no. It isn't sacred knowledge of elites, or cultists, its just obvious if you remove the whole "Oh right, that's a human" aspect of it. Humans are meat, you process them as you would as any other meat. If you can look at a chicken, cow, fish, and say "Yeah, I know how to prepare this from execution to dinner table" then by transitive property, you can do the same for a human, because practicality wise? There's very little difference to the trade and the tool; after all, meat is meat.

The only reason it seems wrong, is because your belly is full, and we live in age where the Human Being has right to be viewed more than meat. And I agree with that vision, because this is what these times ask and call for; this mindset of "Humans are soup ingredients" is really only applicatable when the common courtesy of not being viewed of such is taken away by the acts of environment, because along with society falling so did your comfort of not being viewed as ingredient.
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>>23970180
rare flag got moved from /pol/ here
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>>23969100
snap
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Is this the cum zone?
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>>23971480
this & the 4chan happenings general are like an intelligence fusion center for the site
the /nah/ threads have more blogging/discussion, i think
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he's obfuscating to keep newfags from finding the cum stash
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>>23971477
crown cortical snap it is then. Again, I'm not sure why you are asking specifically for that, I mean, I appreciate the offer, but I'm going to assume that is you saying "I, Soup Anon, don't have the mental strength to handle living in a post society world, I'd rather you kill me than having to deal with hardships" of which, I can understand that. There will be many people like you who think similarly. I will not be one of them, but I wouldn't mind assisting others who feel like you do.

Actually, I kind of believe we need to have that luxury to choose and ask that in the current comfy times, to ask for our suffering in the present and future to be taken away from us by someone we trust. I am a very big advocate for end of life assistance, and I believe it is crueler to force someone to stay alive and prolong their suffering, rather than just letting them die.

In that, I view your statement as that, in a post society world, while at the same time, saying "In exchange for this service, I will use your body for my own uses, of which, consumption is there."

If you'd ask me in the present, because you were suffering, I'm not a doctor who can sign off on it, and I don't like killing people anymore, even its a potential application of current employment. I try to stick to non lethal incapacitations. If you want to die in the current soft times, I think, maybe you should sit down and talk things out about that desire, understand it, and figure out how to either take control of such feeling, or give control to said feeling.

If you just want me to eat you, you are aware, I can do that without killing you right? Finger and toes are good enough ingredients. Blood consumption is considered kinky and normal even in soft times, and I don't mind consuming it, if you're clean.

Up to you Soup Anon.
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>>23971853
I wouldn't mind giving you my toes and blood. A few fingers too.
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>>23971879
If the world falls, I'll take you up on the offer of a digit if necessary. Even in the comfort of the modern times, I will take the offer of your blood, assuming you're free of blood born diseases.

You are also aware there are, like, other things of you I can put in my mouth and take is considered normal that doesn't require amputation, or blood right? Oral sex exists for a reason after all, but I'd have to get to know you better, and maybe be taken out on a few dates.

I will also accept saliva, tears, sweat, hair and nails; but I refuse urine, feces, vomit, earwax and boogers.

If you just want me to voraciously kiss you, and give you oral sex Soup Anon, that just requires getting to know me. No promises that I won't bite your neck and draw blood when gripping you and lapping up said blood.
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>>23971961
Hopefully you can collect what you need soon.
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>>23972057
Silly Soup Anon, I am not in need of anything; I have all I need at the moment in these comfy times. That is luxury. Anything I would request would be a want/desire. So if you offer yourself to me, and I receive it, it is not because it is needed, but rather because I want it, specifically, I want you, and choose to accept your gift as that want.

That is the luxury of modern comfy times; however I cannot say that in the present time, because outside of your willingness to throw yourself into my gullet, I know nothing about you, because we have not attempted bonding.

That is the nature of relationships in general, curiosity, contact, understanding, bargaining, trusting, wanting, and trade for mutual benefit.

I cannot say I want you in the moment, I know little to nothing about you, but if you offer yourself in the future, while comfort times remain, know if I accept your gifts and offers, it is not because I need them, I want them, because in that moment, I'd want you.

[headpat] silly boy.
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>>23971929
Is this a steady decline?
>blue ICE ID
>>23972120
<3
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>>23972137
if the new captcha is actually filtering clankers then i'll have to chalk it up as a "good job" for the dev working on it.
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>>23972137
raw "posts per day" and other activity metrics mean less now than they ever did
when sites/platforms start chasing those, they're already fucked
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/b/ is a very high-activity board, for example, but nobody cares about the board per se, so it's low retention, and very hostile to new users/growth
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>>23971633
They're probably worried that a mod password could get compromised and used to inject malicious scripts into threads
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>>>/v/732396338
ankha from animal crossing gets hung. isabelle is also there helping the hanging and is so stricken with grief she later hangs herself.
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>>23973887
Now do one of Bob walking by, going meh, then walking away
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>>23973887
grim
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>>>/pol/527882559
>>>/pol/527882749
Trump's not even hiding it at this point

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