>>61780557
Nah, it wont, maybe steal from others but wont buy.

>>61780557
Sauce

>>61780557
>"""The BITCOIN Act of 2024 (S.4912) proposes the U.S. government acquire 1 million Bitcoins over five years to create a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, potentially holding them for 20 years to reduce national debt. Proposed by Senator Cynthia Lummis, this plan aims to secure U.S. digital asset dominance, with industry leaders like Michael Saylor highlighting the initiative."""

Stupidest thing I heard in a long time. Talk about getting jewed over and holding the bag.

>>61780590
BTW, this is also why women should not vote, hold office or own property.

why can't the US government just figure out a way to print bitcoins like they do dollars so they can get them for free?

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>>61780599
Imagine needing a why

>>61780557
>THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY EVER
LMAO

>>61780706
Central banks will hold Buttcoins as reserves and issue out unlimited paper buttcoins LOL ITS HAPPENING AGAIN.

>>61780557
Of course the pedo country buys the most pedo coins

>>61780557
giga top signal.

>>61780590
>strategic oil reserve
Stockpile barrels of oil so that if there comes a time where there is high demand for oil but not enough supply, the reserve acts as a mechanism by which to flood the market with oil in order to alleviate the supply crunch and prevent elevated prices.
>strategic Bitcoin reserve
Stockpile Bitcoins so that if there comes a time where there is high demand but not enough supply, the reserve acts as a mechanism by which to flood the market with Bitcoins in order to alleviate the supply crunch and prevent elevated prices.

Bitfucks will look you in the eye and tell you a Bitcoin Reserve is bullish. Oh and unlike an Oil Reserve where the government has to buy the oil in the first place, they don't have to buy Bitcoins for the reserve. They confiscate them at zero cost. And then dump them on you.

>>61780557
My dad works at United States of America and he says it's true

>>61780557
just like they will arrest the pedos?
clearly another bullshit lie

yeah they'll buy it OTC from 2009 gigawhales and then sell it spot to dump the charts and kill crypto

The United States is now the Egg Man.

>>61782312
Hi, Barron

>jewsa will crash bitcoin as they are doing with their worthless burger shekels
Lol lmao

>>61780590
only makes sense if they are buying BSV

everyone knows BTC is garbage after it was subverted by mastercard and know we know the whole take-over was brokered by eppsteen

>>61780557
Considering everything else they're doing currently is retarded. Yeah they probably will.

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I'm not sure how this is going to help anything structurally with the U.S. economy. Looks like all we can do is move the chairs around on the deck of the Titanic and this is an admission that the credit of the United States is worthless. So worthless they are willing to buy NOTHING with it.
Got your gold and silver? I don't think you want to be owning digital assets in a resource shortage.

>>61780590
>strategic bitcoin reserve
What is strategic about bitcoin? WERE GOING TO WAR! QUICK, WE NEED IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS!

>>61782224
heh, then people can easily swap to another chain and leave them holding bags, right?

>>61783858
once the economy tanks, the value of silver will follow since the products that require silver won't be made anymore. congrats.

>>61783973
What happens to the $46TN tucked away in the bond market? Do people's demand simply disappear and go poof?

>>61780557
All they've done since creating the reserve is to clarify they just meant 'not selling what we already have' and then proceed to sell anyway

>>61780557
No they won't.

>>61780590
Govt Leaders: "Ignorance is Our Strength!"

>>61782302
>they don't have to buy Bitcoins for the reserve. They confiscate them at zero cost.
How so? Where are their btcs coming from?

>>61785227
They already have them and just need a fake reason to find them

bearish

>>61783973
What currency will you use to buy shit after the collapse in that hypothetical of yours?