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so why should we hire you ? 02/03/26(Tue)18:27:39 No.61781622 
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:28:34 No.61781632 >>61781622
Girthy member
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:28:55 No.61781641 *BAM BAM
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:31:59 No.61781684 >>61781622
Because I bought link at $50 now I have no money left that's why I applied
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:36:02 No.61781746 >>61781622
Imagine a White guy, any White guy, who understands a fraction of how much the jews foids and niggers are gunning for him, and he is still trying to get a job with any company even remotely beholden to the system. If you aren't self employed by now you must be borderline suicidal
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:39:05 No.61781786 >>61781622
I love job interviews. lmao.
I was born upper class but for some reason always thought I was middle class but was a pos during interviews.
Life is different when you show up to an interview and don’t give a shit about it.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:31:20 No.61782313 >>61781622
>so why should we hire you ?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:32:55 No.61782327 >>61781622
>What are your weaknesses?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:35:49 No.61782351 >>61781622
Because I’m the rare mix of actually competent, easy to work with, and not allergic to responsibility.
More concretely: I learn fast, I don’t need hand-holding, and I care about outcomes—not just checking boxes. If something breaks, I fix it or figure out who can. If something’s unclear, I ask before it becomes a problem. And if there’s a better way to do it, I’ll suggest it without making it political or annoying.
You’re not just hiring someone to do tasks—you’re hiring someone who will quietly make your life easier and your team more effective. That’s what I do.
If you want a punchier or more corporate-safe version (or tailored to a specific role), say the word and I’ll tune it.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:42:24 No.61782412 >>61782351
Ick.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:45:26 No.61782434 >>61781622
I'm attractive, they never ask this. Jokes on them though I'm also extremely flighty and will probably quit like 2 or 3 months after they hire me.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:47:30 No.61784983 Because I'm 6'5 and have a huge penis and I will fuck you and all of your coworker friends together at the office.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:52:15 No.61785011 >>61782434
>I'm also extremely flighty and will probably quit like 2 or 3 months
Theyre losing money for sure lol
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:53:26 No.61785017 There is a bounty on your head that will give me free food and shelter for the rest of my life if I kill you. What do you have to offer me that is better?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:53:53 No.61785019 >>61781641
/thread
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:54:51 No.61785023 >>61781746
Send help
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:55:05 No.61785028 >>61781622
I WILL spend at least 4 hours a day posting cartoon animals onto the finance section of an anime forum
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:55:35 No.61785031 >>61781622
Because I need money.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:59:08 No.61785052 >>61781622
I don't want you to hire me I want to call you mom and you pay my bills
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:01:35 No.61785064 >>61782351
>Why yes, I am Indian, how could you tell?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:03:04 No.61785071 >>61781622
I know how to obsess over details so hard that you can continue to have sex in the conference rooms with whoever and I won't even notice.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:38:25 No.61785403 >>61781622
>I'm like the jannies, I do it for free!
>>61782351
Wow, a real organic human! Out in the wild!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:47:00 No.61785428 >>61781746
You think if you're self-employed that suddenly removes you from the system? You still have to pay taxes and operate within the law
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:49:33 No.61785436 My last (temp) job I got through a telephone interview I did nude on the shitter
They made everyone in my department permanent after 5 years for some unknown reason then laid us off just under 3 years later.
Now I'm out of work and not sure if I can pull that off again
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:55:22 No.61785458 >Tell us about something outside of work you're passionate about.
..haha........not posting on 4chan that's for sure
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:15:29 No.61785518 >>61781622
I checked the box for black female lesbian transexual Native American differently abled... and you must hire me due to being a useless affirmative action subhuman.
#Affirmative_Action_Maxing
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:31:21 No.61785569 >>61781622
I'm non-binary and don't ask me how I'm different from a straight man
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:33:46 No.61785576 >>61781622
err..umm...n-niggers?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:44:42 No.61785607 >>61782351
>>61782412
This is unfortunately how women will react
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:31:47 No.61785894 Because if you don't I will smear you all over social media as being an anti-semite
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:02:22 No.61785946 >>61781622
im a faggot and if you dont i will sue you for discrimination
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:03:26 No.61785948 >>61781622
haha BOOBIES blalalalalalaalallalalallalalalalal SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT idk
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:17:26 No.61785974 >>61781622
As a proud African American, I can bring diversity and equity to your workforce
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:19:12 No.61785979 the cheat code is you just have sex before you go for an interview
girls can smell that shit and think you're more valuable and attractive
doesnt work on guys though
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:24:11 No.61785995 >>61781622
Hm? I'm sorry, could you repeat the question. I was too deep in thought about smashing your head with my fist and then raping your unconscious body.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:26:57 No.61786003 >>61781622
Because you're hiring and I applied.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:00:49 No.61786086 >>61782327
Oh, I work too hard! I'm too punctual!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:26:37 No.61786135 >>61782351
boring
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:18:25 No.61786261 i wil motorboat your tits if you hire me mommy
i mean maam
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:27:06 No.61786279 >>61782351
Saar you are hired. Let's do the needful everyday
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:33:15 No.61786294 >>61781786
ya but how'd you make yourself not care?
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