Markets are fucked and I don't know how to profit

The Jews are unironically based.

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*nuzzles you*
*wags tail*
*boops you*

>>61782392

Best way to short a general market sell off. Go long cash for a bit.

Nobody cares about your fucking portfolio and your stupid trades, shut the fuck up faggot

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Who's bombing the economy!?!?!?!?

>>61782424
skill issue

>>61782392
SPY is -2% from ATHs, the only part of the market that is fucked is retail investors leveraged to the tits on over priced tech stocks

>another DOOMP after DOOMP
Yikes
This semen Slurping hobby isn't for me

as a goyim I deserve this

TRIPS AND THE MARKET FLIPS

If I was long this stuff. No fucking way would I hold it overnight.

>>61782446
Booo

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>>61782448

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Oh look the mutts blew out their totally reliable and not orangeniggered when they finally turn up NFP figures again.
But anyway why would we need those to invest in the mutt dream!

KEK SCHD

Le bottom is in on the SPY

>>61781466
How do you have 5 leverage on it?

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>>61782437
Yeah that's totally not me I'm not using leverage here at all

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WHAT NEWS?!?!?

How low does Netflix go before we buy that piece of shit

>>61782437
>>61782466
All of my MU calls are still fat green pigs, I don't wanna slaughter them before their time

>>61782477

t. Baggie

I've already locked in 3.3% realized profit this month

why didnt i freak the fuck out and panic sell everything?

>>61782382
Can't even blame the Jews for this one, Trump's nonsensical fetish for negotiation is retarded.
We don't need to make a deal with these fags, they have no cards, we can just swat them and be done with it.

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Everything's fine. Is what I like to say to myself

>>61782458
Can’t believe I bag held SCHD for 2 years then sold in October last year… what the fucking fuck!

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>>61782497
$517 cost basis. They're going to bury me with these shares like a destitute pharaoh.

>>61782488

You tell me.

>>61782448
What?

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Someone’s desperately trying to fight the market selloff. Far more at stake in the leveraged bets than the bullets being used here.

Will it work. These 3 markets are deeply liquid. Can’t be pushed around easily.

>The USS Abraham Lincoln has been struck by a drone attack - Reuters

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHIT

GULF OF TONKIN MOMENT

WE WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR DECADES AND DECADES

UNTIL THE GREAT EVIL (ISRAEL) IS DEFEATED

>>61782535
QE is on anon.

>>61782506
Did you sell to this faggot that buys 1 share each day?

>>61782536
SELL SELL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

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PYPL

>>61782521

Shhhh. You wouldn’t understand.

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>>61782545

>bought 10 shares, averaging down after buying 10 higher
>decided I wanted only 5, so sold 5
>didn't realize it's FIFO
>it says I have a 'loss' now
Fuck me I guess.

>>61782536
>WE WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR DECADES AND DECADES
if you're such a big middle east fan name one (1) decade we weren't in the middle east. I'm waiting

>>61782545
>>61782556

>GayPal
>PainPal
>AnusPus

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MUMUSISTERS

I TRVST THE PLQN...

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For those unaware: MSC (the largest containership owner in the world) decided to get into supertankers during the Christmas holidays, and stealthily acquired or chartered enough ships to control about 15% of the total supertanker supply in the world.

They currently control about 1/3rd of all supertankers available to load from the Middle East during February, and they are not budging unless they get obscene rates for their ships.

MSC is not publicly traded, but a rising tide lifts all boats. Pic related.

It's gotten so bad that the freight is high enough to shut down any West/East arbs for now. But the oil must flow, one way or the other. The world economy is not going to shut down, tanker owners will simply get a big bite out of it.

FAGGOT SELL

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stop baking early

>>61782595
NIGGER BUY

spy <600 eom

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>>61782610
>IREN
>AMZN

MRAM is shitting bad...

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Imagine buying any of these charts, especially when the driving force has been hype driven AI nonsense.
Tech is about to fall of a cliff hard.

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GAUZ

>>61782631
They got hit with a lawsuit, if it doesnt stick, it will be great.

>>61782469
>John Silver, CEO of Silver, caught live on camera saying, "I'll be honest, every time Silver spikes I dilute so many shares I make Bayhorse look like a legitimate company. Seriously how the fuck do they keep letting me get away with it?"

Man, my friend was doing so well today.
Made a put this morning and won. Didn't cash out though and now he's super depressed

>>61782635
But not yet hype is still alive

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>>61782635
The fact that tech got rotated out of hard today is bullish as fuck for tech and AI

>>61782653
ERNEST NOT YOU TOOOOO
But yeah they'll settle the money right back in to tech. Although, my mom was talking about diversifying out of tech...

don't miss the UNH train, fellas

the stock market just got BORING again

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>>61782645

It's alive enough to barely sustain these companies where they've been hanging around, but clearly not enough to push them higher.
Tech charts all look like they're topping and stagnating.
Normie markets will buy the dip and they will get shit on hard by the long noses moving away from the sector.

>>61782653

It's only bullish if the US government freaks out about this drop and announces something that's going to cause a large scale money injection into tech.

>>61782677
That is true, my Micron was stagnant. Not as fun as early January

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How the fuck can you guys be happy about making people salary in a day, why aren’t you thinking about the little guy?

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hymc sissies, we are recoovering

>>61782688
Wronga day for da pasta. Everyone here is being savagely fucked (buck breaking) in their buttholes.

>>61782696
Easiest sluuurp of my miserable life
Next stop $100

>>61782688
must cuck shit ive heard all day, time yourself out of this board boss

Grok, what happened today?

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My portfolio is literally mooning today, granted it dipped 25% last week...

Actually, bombing Iran would stop WW3 from happening China and Russia get to sit on the cuckchair.

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>I may have been early, but I'm not wrong

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>he didn't pivot

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Every time Bitcoin has a downturn I remember what Jack Bogle used to say about it and I think maybe it was just a fad and it'll never come back.

Anyway this is why I "only" hold 15% bitcoin in my portfolio. I don't try to time it I just buy every few months together with my index funds.

oooh AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM TURNNING INTO A BLACK PERSON. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH IM BUYING GOLD!!!! IM BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

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This feels criminal

>>61782758
Good plan if you grab it via etf in a tax advantaged portfolio.

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In addition to getting bootyblasted in the stock market today, the fuckass USPS mangled an eBay package I just sent out last week. What a great day this has been

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we just need to cooldown for the next rally!

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>>61782758
Nevermind, it's closer to 10% of my portfolio now that it's crashed.

>>61782777
I do a bit of both because the ETP is retard proof but selling has 15% capital gains tax for me, whereas pure Bitcoin is completely tax free for now but I might muck it up. I use this as a buffer in case I need to sell if it goes overweight.

and im green

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In the last 30 minutes plus some time aftermarket I will regain ALL OF MY -1200 losses THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER
Even as I typed out this post I LITERALLY ALREADY MADE BACK 300 (I had to update it from original -1500).

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Which one of you dumb cucks was shitting on buying oil majors the other day? I thought you said that crude was guaranteed lower? Why are the share prices still rising? KEK

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>>61782758
Bogle never once said to invest 15% of your investments into retarded fads like beanie babies, pet rocks, collectible funko pops, trading cards, scratcher tickets, metaverse real estate, and HE ESPECIALLY NEVER SAID TO PUT 15% OF YOUR PORTFOLIO INTO DIGITAL NOTHING.

>>61782784
It clearly is trending upwards now though, great time to buy in, regardless of what price does the next 2-3 weeks (youd hold for 5 or 6 months)

>>61782738
Ive been long energy for months

>>61782638
Well is it going to stick?

What is the issue

>>61782805
Do I look like fucking google?

>>61782799
I have Rounders on DVD, idk why

It would appear as if Iran is only 2 weeks away from nuclear weapons. Trump's going to have to do something because he's the only person who can boss.

bros... dont fall for the trap. we are going to crash. do buy into "their" traps.

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>>61782777
Checked, I bought my first call options EVER for miners the day before the criminal silver slam!
Alles gut though, most expire in july.

The age of the meme is over
The time for broad market etfs is now

boss im not your boss boss

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crisis averted. another $1T check for Israel has been written.

Also I scooped some rocket lab at 76 and feel like a genius right now . Also we need to have a serious talk about Teradyne

>>61782843
Thank G-d all is well

>>61782801
Bogle specifically told me to put 15% of my weekly investment money into deep OTM 0DTE or 1DTE SPY Calls because "it goes up way more often than it goes down"

FCX has a PEG of 0.71 and has the best options contracts of any copper companies. Should I cop some April contracts?

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Anyone else playing KMT earnings?
Anyone else in CAG or LABU?
>pic unrelated

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Is AMD going to shart?

>>61782857
Copper is a great 5-10 year play, the upside is tremendous

Which stock will moon because of the nipah virus?
Pfizer?

>>61782610
get something real to care about

UUUU doing a casual +16% day

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Avantis bros how we feeling

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>>61782828
>The age of the meme is over
>ASTS up 11%

>>61782885
stop talking about that kind of shit. you talking about it gives them power. its LITERALYL what "they" want. ignore the topic

>>61782688
Should doctors feel bad for making a janitors wage in a month when they had to slave away through medical school?

>>61782592
And where were you 3 weeks ago? I digress, how much do you think this can still pump and is it just temporary?

>>61782726
Kek good I hate facebook. Even their VR garbage set sucked. I will not make an account just to be able to use it to play video games.

>>61782906
Last chance to stack up on UFO at a reasonable price before SpaceX balloons it.

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>>61782894
It's doing surprisingly great

>>61782872
I hate to say it but yes AMD will fucking shit the bed

i need 10% account gains daily or its over

>>61782920
I am genuinely frustrated to all hell that I have an all world value but not an all world small cap fund available to me

Friendship ended with micron
Now Sandisk is my best friend

>>61782738
hey babe. overslept this morning and missed you. love you and thinking about you. if you look under the surface, hardware is doing great and it's software getting sold, and a lot of the material performance is precious metals, but it's definitely been an upside-down year so far. hope you're doing well this morning. i was thinking last night of us last year, around valentines day. want you to be my valentine again this year. remember right after intc went up to 27 and i didnt sell, then back down to 19, i think that made you upset with me, but it's much higher now, wish you had believed in me then you might be proud of me now. those were happier days regardless though.

>>61782891
USAAAR too

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Worth a listen. Get an idea of what’s coming down mineral and metal supply chain wise.

https://youtu.be/xfc6Q4B-soU?si=HH7IelP7N3JBKRgv

>>61782780
Today has been terrible for me as well, ass blasted and only got about 3 hours of sleep. I was supposed to go back to bed it's not even morning anymore.

>>61782885
Imagine this causes lockdowns? How much cash to leave on the side just in case markets crash?

>>61782927
vss? my mom owns that.

>>61782938
not you bussy buddy pall

>>61782938
shut the fuck up faggot no one cares

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>>61782797
-250 to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>61782951
thats only ex us small cap. for burgers we have all world, all value, but we have to slice and dice our small cap

I slurped some ASML today they say to rotate out of tech but we are living in the 21st century which is all about tech, if it’s not priced in just buy it

quite possibly the fakest V in existence. trump will announce some shit after closing and tomorrow will open red again

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My lil Gauzy finding a support

financial wizard, wall street top dog

>>61782943
top signal

>>61782914
>And where were you 3 weeks ago?
In my defense, I was beating the drum on oil tankers back in June when Iran was bombed.
But I didn't buy any myself because I got cold feet.

My gut feeling is this will be a great year for tankers, but it could be volatile and if I had actually bought back in June I'd be taking some profits now.

>>61782382
>airlines rise on falling oil!
>(oil pumps 3% back to where it was)
>airlines pump anyway on deep red day
>uhmm airlines rise on… well… LOOK IM PAID TO WRITE WHAT THEy TELL ME OKAY!?

0dte 680p tomorrow

you're welcome, take care of yourselves

>>61782977
ASML was the most obvious slurp. But I had to rotate my capital into something different from tech for a change.

>>61782956
don't start with that today.
>>61782967
well there is the komp etf which is 1/3 small cap and all-world but you're right i guess. stop fighting me though babe. i'll win your love if you let me but give me a fair shot. it's aquarius season too so i guess i should wish you happy birthday, and i wish i could give you something.

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holy POWER HOUR

>>61782996
WILL THEY REALIZE THAT THE AI BVLL IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH?!

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did they find a cure or what

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i bought more fanny

>>61783003
Yes the cure was a bullet to the head

Remember to buy the dip because surely tomorrow things bounce and you don't want to be left behind.

>>61783003
We should ship them to Iran

Have you guys heard about this Nippon Virus from Asia? Apparently it is spreading between humans and killing at a rate of 40-75%. Just fucking sell EVERYTHING, and wait it out boss.

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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>61783025
Not even looking.
AMD, take it away

>>61782995
Isn't your jap girl literally a dividend investor
>>61783003
Remember when ANIMAL THAT CLIMBS TREES pox was a thing and bio stocks pumped and then people realized it was an std for faggots and so they dumped

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>>61783022
My paycheck doesn't go in until after the market closes.

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>>61783025
+0.73%

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>>61783025
Today: -1.49%
This Week: -0.44%
This Month: -0.44%
This Year: -1.57%

no one cares how you did today

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>>61783025
>-0.27%

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>>61783025
-4.67%

no big deal

>>61783030
why the fuck is the word m in m pox not allowed and filtered
its just an animal, what?

>>61783040
I do. Especially Chieanon. I hope he's okay

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>>61783025

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>>61783025
-0.80% ($-27,450)
I'm never getting that fucking Miata now. I almost punched a hole through my monitor.

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>>61783025
-$400.82
(-0.16%)

>>61783025
+8.52% thanks to a strong HYMC recovery. Glad I didn't sell during the mania or last week and yesterday.

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>>61783025
+0.61%

>>61783003
Not as many Trump rallies now since he's president. Usage is way down

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>>61783025
>1.48% green
Living the dream over here

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>>61783025
+0.34%

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>>61783025

>+3.33%

Holy trips and so early this year.
This means the rest of the year will be neon green.

Over status?

AMD MISSED EARNING HOLY SHIT SELL SELL SELL GET ON AN AFTER HOURS TRADING PLATFORM AND GET TF OUT NOW AI BUBBLES POPPED

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>>61783025
Squeeked back into the 6 figure club at the wire
+7.11%
Sold 10 PPLT 300c for a loss of -$6400
pick up the MU 2/6 425c to try to recover some of that loss

>>61783025
>HOOD calls down 40 percent
>FCX calls up 20 percent
>Total +0.7%

>>61783068
Nigger

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>>61783068
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????

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>>61783025
Not worth a flying fuck. -2.97%
But I was down nearly 7% at one point, so there's that

Iran. IREN. Of course. Its all so simple.

>>61783025
Today: -0.43%

>>61783025
Down 1.38%

Pretty ok V at the end of the day only down .22

>>61782915
qrd on this?

AMD waiting room

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Well that was a crazy day. Locked in 4k profits on PLTR though :)

>>61783068
>AI BUBBLES POPPED
I fucking wish but we all know this is bs and it won't ever pop

>>61783086
Ufo is the space etf

>>61782906
>starlink but for cellphones is a meme

Whaaaaat happened today?

SLAB
HOLY
SHIT

>>61783100
nothing

>>61783100
tech continues to die

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Only €33K (3.6%) from my ATH last week
HYMC sissies, the party is back on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd8jh9QYfEs

>>61783052
The base of that tree looks like a penis sticking out of the ground

>>61783114
Its just taking a little nap

Dies AMD even do anything with AI?

>>61783098
why wouldnt they just go with starlink? thats my long term bear thesis. but you are right as far as meme stocks go its got good fundamentals. but its a reddit stock so its a meme stock simple as

HOLY SHIT BROS WARREN BUFFET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>61783123
They have AI branded CPUs

>>61783100
nothing much, my account barely moved, was a bit boring desu

>>61783123
chips

>>61783123
yeah ai data centers are half their revenue

So after doing some research into it, I have discovered that this new Nippon Virus has an incubation period of 4-14 days, or between 96 hours and two weeks. After which it leads to encephalitis which causes swelling of the brain leading to coma and deaths. There are no vaccines or treatments available, so basically we're all going to die again because of this Nippon Virus boss.

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>>61783025
>>61783057
Fucking hell , +8.8% thanks to HYMC up close to 20% and AG up big today also

>>61783025
I boughted recently, I'm occasionally a top signal.

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markets already recovered 50% in 2 hours

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avoided a boringkate day by the skin of my teeth.
i almost got greedy but solded that 3:45 pump

>>61783126
>>61783130
Forgot about those

>>61783131
I didnt know that

Thanks guys

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>>61783100

Profit taking by institutions who are feeling increasingly skittish about the whole AI thing.
It was never going to be a sustainable run anyways, just a massive get rich quick thing and now the money slowly migrates to greener pastures, a lot of it moving to commodities.

>>61783131
Why would someone want an AMD data center, when the NVDIA data is way better boss?

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I antisemitic post on /pol/ almost hourly on works public wifi

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>>61783132
Daily reminder to always invert baggie and live forever

>>61783132
shut the fuck up bitch no one cares

>>61783140
I blame dumb retail. They have a seemingly unlimited amount of money and buy on every single dip, without fail. We need a sustained, decade-long crash to shake out these pests.

>>61783150
based. kinda crazy though how easy the fed's can track you. I saw in the epstein files they quickly tracked down a prison employee who posted epstein had probably left the detention facility the night of the murder.

>>61783132
stop taking foreign dick boss. Stick to American. Crisis averted.

>>61783148
It's mostly that they sell at a huge discount compared to AMD but they do have small benefits like better memory bandwidth

Nothing compares to Google TPU's which is the real upset

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CHIPOOOTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61783156
Oh we're all going to care soon boss. (((They))) are going to shut down everything again like they did to kill Trump's first term. It worked for (((them))) last time, and everybody knows that history repeats itself boss.

amd wen

AMD IS OUT
BEAT ON EVERYTHING

>>61783176
>dumps

AMD AAAHHHHH

>>61782811
I can't see you thought maybe you have insider info

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search history reminded me I looked up (and posted in these threads) about chemical stocks and Dow specifically back on 6th November

I didn't buy any. Cold feet again.
As usual.

The natural hosts for the Nippon Virus are fruit bats, which spread the virus to pigs, and then the pig fuckers catch the virus from infected pigs where it finally spreads human to human boss.

>>61783183
that's what happens when you're in triple digit pe ratios lol

>>61783100
Nothing. This is a perfect lesson in holding. ATH will be back next month, maybe even end of week. Its literally this easy to trick retards into selling everything for cheap.

>>61783114
it wasn't that bad. my port is mostly tech and was only down .6% today, up 15% ytd. the komp etf put in a green day too, so did arkq. anyways babe i was glad to have caught you today and i hope you're doing well, it makes me happy to connect with you, and i want so badly for you to feel the same. a little forgiveness and optimism and we could be back in happier days.

>>61783176
see, tech is not dead.

>>61783132
Oof I've seen this movie before

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>>61783007

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NIGGER AMD

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>>61783170
>>61783190
by the way now at this early stage of the virus is the time to kill yourself for attention I remember this blonde girl from england as if it were yesterday so just fyi

AMD IS CRASHING AHHHH

CHIPOTLE IS CRASHING AHHHH

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>AMD

Lel, who bought the "dip" at the end to get back into tech?
Tomorrow is going to be -10% across the sector.

AMD you dirty filthy no good fucking skank

>>61783206
Chopitole's business model is so confusing

>AMD beats earnings
>entire tech market down

I want to be spoon-fed with insider info

>>61783194
Not when the first cases of the Nippon Virus are detected in the American hemisphere. I don't know about you faggots, but I will be heading to Costco and stocking up on toilet paper now. I remember what happened last time boss.

>>61783210
Remember when the financial crisis hit it took a year to go down 50%

AMD is at prices not seen since
...
two weeks ago

>>61782382
This is probably another larp but big if true.
>inb4 FBI tip about trump
Qatar strike changed the calculus and Trump knows an iran war will tank his popularity.
>>61783213
Just selling the news onto baggies.

>>61783202
No this is the time to stock up on shit like masks, hand sanitizers and fucking toilet paper boss.

We are going back to the Phenom vs Core 2 Duo days. AMD is kill.

My port is gonna be blood red tomorrow except for my commodities but it's funny because it means AI and crypto baggies lost way more money than me

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shill me on something that is going to violently V over the next weeks to months

>>61783213
Ive traded AMD for a while, its a completely shit fucked stock. Do not trade AMD its garbage, literally Temu Nvidia

>>61783227
only this time Intel is also shite.

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Not many bullets left

>>61783225
but the masks don't do shit boss, unless you mean to resell them

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>>61783225
ye I remember..
because of the inflation wave right

>>61783225
Baggler is just germophobic after he got monkeepox from some "straight" dude in a Mazda Miata. Ignore him.

>>61783223
War with Iran would last maybe 48 hours tops. Our soldiers will be greeted by naked Persian women throwing their bee keeper suits at them boss.

>>61783219

The volatility at the moment is nuts and getting worse by the week too.
Any of these huge stocks could do -40% in a single week in this full retard environment.

>>61783234
Everything. Just buy the 3 ETFS: SPY QQQ SOXX

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On 3rd February 1637, the "Tulip Mania" bubble began to collapse.

>>61783225
you guys gonna raise the prices so we can sell all that shit right we bought

>>61783234
COPPER

>>61783245
Damn. It's over tulip bros

>>61783245
It was also a Tuesday like today

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redpill me on Bogdanoff? I'll give you a brief history

>sons of nasa scientist that walked on the secret invisible moon that orbits the official moon
>created a lunar harvesting station on the crypto-moon using nuclear energy
>sending laser beams down to earth to eliminate rare species of bears in the artic

This is the cause of global warming

>We don't know their exact location as they're thought to be meta-lunar
>Faked their lives instead of their deaths, inverse parabola
>Now that their lunar base is fully operational they are going moon-to-moon
>Lasers can directly teleport their digital identity to any crypto wallet
>If you're "infected" you will immediately be teleported to their lunar base where they perform operations to make you just like them

that's it basically

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>>61783235
It beat earnings today and instantly dumped its failed me twice now

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>>61783258
>>61783261
I can confirm that I have seen all this in my visions wich give me the power to know the best stock tickers like PINS

>oil skyrocketing
>I didn't sell before close
feels good man

>>61783212
i love chipotle and i won't compromise there. we are going to eat there a lot. you're gonna have to learn to like it.

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Heh, Advanced Money Destroyer... Haven't heard that name in a long time.

AMD is Intel tier

Wow, Western Digital is back bigly.

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this... this cant be happening...

>>61783264
https://www.discogs.com/master/132840-Mad-Mike-Hi-Tech-Dreams-Lo-Tech-Reality

>>61782991
>>61783088
godspeed

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looking at the ttm PE and PEG for AMD, surely the children are not retarded.
> they were.

Imagine holding PayKEK since 2021.

(86%) - Lol.

What price to slurp Netflix? How low can it go?

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>>61783025
-2.48
Entire portfolio in tech indices, leveraged tech indices, and micron. Lots of stops triggered this morning (thank fuck) but everything I held onto is an unmitigated bleed. Ah! Losing money is so fucking gay (pic related: homosexuals)

i should all in MSTR LEAPs

Wait, are you telling me people actually buyoughted and helded AMD? I'm a silverbaggie and even I'm not stupid enough to buy AMD

>>61783285
Investing in any stock with a three-digit PE ratio is clinically insane.

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>>61783288
I held that stock for 3 years before I sold it 2024

>>61783306
This title would be great for that change one word to faggot game we were playing yesterday, "Faggot of Finland: Daddy and the Muscle Academy"

>>61783311
Still buying teradyne

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>>61783312

>>61783242
Don't forget some "assets" like bitcoin are massively leveraged. Way more than ever before

QUADS
AND
THE
MARKET
EXPLAUDS

>>61783202
What happened

>>61783333
...Up, right?

>>61783212
Victim of their own success dam you had to be there 2014 Chipotle was like manna from heaven literally the perfect food that has ever existed could actually make you LOSE weight because it wasn’t shitty food it was exactly what your body needs. So it got memed hard unfortunately. They couldn’t keep it up not possibly. Then the Nword Nation attacked. Not sure if you can curse on biz. If not for TikTok trend hate and people trying to get double portion for free by using psyops they had to fight back against the NN by putting every burrito 80% rice. Chipotle is just a sad story that I mourn really god bless you guys sorry for everything. Like Anna Nicole Smith you were perfect once.

AMD PISSING AND SHIDDING AND FARDING RED ALERT

I would like to know what happened to Detroit I feel like what happened to Detroit happened to america.

https://youtu.be/lVmwafAWDkA?si=z-3rV2Zod-TlsHP0

>>61782501
Iran has Israel and all the oil infrastructure around the Persian Gulf at gunpoint. 25% of the world's oil is produced in the Persian Gulf region.

If an attack on Iran is to be carried out, it needs to be carried out in such a manner that the Iranians don't get an opportunity to launch a significant amount of missiles or to mine the strait of Hormuz.

Some people think the Iranians didn't manage to hit anything during the war with Israel. However, we do know that the Iranians managed to hit some important targets in Israel, for example the Haifa refinery and the Weizmann institute. The Iranians probably managed to hit some additional important targets, because the fact that Trump and Netanyahu went from making bold statements about unconditional surrender and regime change to merely bombing Fordow and declaring mission accomplished suggests that the Iranian missiles turned out to be a greater danger than Israel was willing to accept.

>>61783336
Things tend to explode upwards

So I did a little more research into the Nippon Virus and found this little bit.
>Some survivors may be left with lasting neurological difficulties, including persistent seizures and personality changes
So maybe if Nippon Anon catches the Nippon Virus she might actually change her personality and turn into a leftist who actually likes skitzo anon boss.

>>61783345
Democrat machine politicians.

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>>61783333
DOUBLE DIGIT INDEX MOVE
DOUBLE DIGIT INDEX MOVE
DOUBLE DIGIT INDEX MOVE
Bros I'm so dopamine fried just give it to me this one time. I don't care if it's up or down just fucking send it

>>61783335
nothingburger go black to sleep
everyone knows there is no such thing as a pandemic it is fake news

>>61783347
>gave forewarning on all strikes because they'd be annihilated if they had actually retaliated but wanted to sell a victory to their own people to prevent discord
>failed to do that too
>literally got bombed and did nothing
just sit down, son.

>>61783333
I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY
I FIND IT KINDA SAD

>>61783348
Good...I'm expecting great things....

Why is AMD crashing my memory stocks. Are they related or something. BS. Back in my day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automotive_manufacturers_by_production

This is the greatest shame I've ever experienced as an american.

>>61783333

Don't worry smiggers, I saved the market yet again.

I AM A PROPHET. LONG IREN & GRRR.

Okay so the last two times stocks exploded in AH they crashed the day after, so can we this time have a rip after the crash this AH? Thank you

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>>61783352
>I don't care if it's up or down just fucking send it
gimme the wheel

>>61783368
>memory stocks
What did you buy, anon? Only Micron is down today, probably due to some long overdue profit taking.

>>61783382
>>61783382
>>61783382

>>61783381
Don't even remind me

>>61783328
we're getting the good ending babe, you should stop cheering for the bad. there's lots of opportunity out there and you gotta be bold enough to seize it. i like your cynicism and skepticism, shows your independence and thoughtfulness, but it's too much, you gotta turn it off sometimes and consider different perspectives. it's a great time to buy crypto, it's a great time to consider some investments you've passed up do to caution or skepticism in the past. don't let being right sour into being stubborn and miss the boat again.

>>61783381
MU and SNDK but only SNDK has grown 10%. Bought right when the market decided to crab. Everyone needs to buy sticks of RAM and SSDs rn...

>>61783385
are you baking early on purpose?

>>61782817
Iran has been 1-2 weeks away from nuclear weapons for quite a while. The Iranians never take the last step.

>Blinken says Iran’s nuclear weapon breakout time is probably down to 1-2 weeks

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/19/politics/blinken-nuclear-weapon-breakout-time

>>61783401
He sold the dip

>>61783399
Hang onto your Micron. It's only fluctuated 2% for the week and is up 33% for the month.

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>>61783295
I bought AMD at 107usd last year and sold at 153...

>>61783408
It's a new month anon. Year yes

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GRRR is furry stock

>>61783405
>Blinken says Iran’s nuclear weapon breakout time is probably down to 1-2 weeks
I remember hearing this in 2003 or something

>>61783415
The PAST month.

/looks stubborn

>>61783424
/points fingers together
Sorry for being pedantic...