>>61784084
Drawing regular porn

i scalp pokemon merch. its less than minimum wage total but it beats actually working

>>61784084
collect the empty cans

>>61784084
Get a job

daytrading

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>>61784084
jecking off punks under a bridge, 5 bucks a man

>>61784084
Fake a disability.

fill the void derpixon left

>>61784084
Pay a prostitute $150 to have sex with her and film it. Then put that video on foreign porn sites with ads

>>61784084
Gonzo regular porn with furry features.

I provide important emotional labor for my family by not killing myself, and for this they reward me with a place to stay and a modest allowance. I also do bits and pieces around the house sometimes but I keep that sporadic so they don't start raising their expectations.

>>61784486
holy based.

>>61784486
Based, literally me

>>61784084
>NEET
>make money
Isn't that employment?

>>61784084
> a fucking fish

>>61784084
Sell other neets on the neet exchange

>>61784486
What a filial son

>>61784084
Suck some dick.

There's always somewhere willing to have his dick sucked, even in a recession.

>>61785224
that's gay though

apply for neetbux

>>61784084
Losers can't be choosers OP

>>61784084
making fur suits

>>61784084
Just go direct to the resources you want, skip the middleman, I went dumpster diving earlier today and found 80lbs of bananas, and all it took was a yawn on the way to the bin and a stretch when I got back home with my loot.

By neet you mean you don't have a title and also don't have any skills that could get you a job?

>>61784416
dont 99% of people lose their money daytrading? you gotta be born a good trader

>>61786611
i could be a code monkey, but i have no portofolio or degree

>>61786683
>Be a code monkey in the hire a few seniors and let ai do the rest layoffs world

>>61786691
it's fucking over for me, unless i can somehow publish a succesful hentai game on steam or something

>>61786701
Make a hentai stardew valley game, sex scenes and stuff. You'd make billions. You could also incorporate some A/B/O werewolf shit that mid bitches are going crazy for. Seriously, this is a multimillion idea. Don't make the mistake of creating a mod, you need the IP and sales rights.

>>61786742
That is funny when I'm working on a stardew valley like, without the smut

>>61786760
I'm telling you, add in the smut. But it has to be a gradual boil, don't let players get to the action too quickly. Check out r/stardewvalley to see just how hot and horny people are over their pixel blorbos. It's fascinating. You add more text, more character events, cross character arcs - generally play up the soap opera aspect of the storylines - you will be rewarded.

>>61786835
I'm not guy you were replying to before though I'm a professional dev

>>61786844
And?

>>61786867
Shrugs I suppose I could but I wouldn't make it low quality smut

>>61784084
Furry porn

>>61784084
Surveys on prolifoc, clinical trials, training AI

>>61786995
You need rich family for any of those.

>>61786995
these guys never respond back

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>>61786398
so? you wanted a way to make money as a NEET. choosing not to make money from this point onwards is squarely on your trqanny shoulders now boyo

>>61784084
be attractive and whore yourself out

>>61784084
transition on tax payers money, start onlyfans and prostitute yourself on grindr (film it)

>>61786595
they put locks on those here

This is without doubt the greatest mystery of 21st century OP

>>61786595
>>61789826
How the fuck did raccoons learn how to post on the internet?

>>61784084
AI porn visual novel
At least that's my idea, even tho I've never played/read one

>>61784486
kek this used to be how I thought about things before I managed to land a job.
If shit ever hits the fan I'm going back to this. I didn't ask to be born.

OP I have an idea if you make games. It’s called Panhandler Simulator. Technically you don’t have to make your own game for it to work, you could make like a private GTA V server or something. Now, players can login and either became a beggar or a spectator, and the players that become a beggar have to simulate being homeless and going up to random NPCs and real world spectators with avatars and the players that choose to be beggars have a PayPal or cash app account linked and you can give money to the beggars who spend the most in hours a day begging to be homeless. You could also get drunk as a beggar and that would get you more followers and lulz but you have to waste real world money that players would give you on ebooze. Your character would pass out or walk sideways or some other random effect. Of course you as the game creator takes a small cut of every transaction in the game. People have to buy in game tokens to use as currency to give the beggars. Beggars can also upgrade to become busking street musicians by buying new music gear with in game tokens, learn to juggle. If you don’t login as a beggar and too much time goes by your character will relapse into opioid addiction and you won’t be able to log back in until a 2 week ban or you pay to go to a rehab clinic. Think about it OP.

>>61786398
Not if you wear a wig

>>61784084
Make and sell games on steam. You can earn 200k per game.

>>61784084
Work at a warehouse or work security at a warehouse