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long story short
>be me
>on the border of millenial and gen z (think aged 29-33)
>100k in 401k
>15k in other stonks
>$75k sitting in bank
>make 90k/yr
>300k mortgage on a 30 year loan but i put $300 extra towards principal every month so its paid off in 20 years (3% interest rate)
>zero vacations; out of the question i dont care for em
>roof is getting old and needs replaced soon (ranch home so its going to be a bit pricier)
>silent gen grandma took my mom out of the will and put me there instead
>im getting 75k after being split amongst the immediate children and me (minus my mom) and after lawyer fees and taxes of selling stonks
>roof is likely to be $20-30k and takes priority
whats should i do after this point
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Fix the roof yourself instead of paying some fucktard for it? Work on it on weekends and save that money…
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>>61784648
im scared of heights i went onto the roof with a pole-saw to cut limbs of a nearby tree off but that tree is now gone so i have zero reason to get up there
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>>61784648
Dumbest blue collar cope idea. Dude makes $90k a year. Guess how much he makes a year if he falls off the roof and breaks something?
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>>61784653
Damn, still maybe try doing it with your pals or family don’t let those fuckturds make any money. They couldn’t learn anything apart from smashing da hammer so yeah.
>>61784680
>oh no what if you break your leg!
Yeah what if a fucking bomb drops on his head right now? How he is going to pay taxes?
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>>61784680
>Guess how much he makes a year if he falls off the roof and breaks something?
I WFH and and specifically chose a ranch home for compatibility with my body for when i get old but i assume it wont change much other than my back-pain when i want to venture into the basement
>>61784702
>Damn, still maybe try doing it with your pals or family don’t let those fuckturds make any money
i dont venture out much, the only "able-bodied" friend i have is a single cousin (as in one cousin, he isnt single he has a gf and 3 kids)
>Yeah what if a fucking bomb drops on his head right now? How he is going to pay taxes?
im pretty sure there is a famous quote by someone about our lives being nothing but death and taxes
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>>61784625
Use the 75k as a downpayment for a ferrari. Fuck the roof
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>>61784625
ask Gemini pro what the best odds are to bet on for Valorant matches, place lots of risky bets
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Use it all for physical silver and sit on it like a dragon.

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