first for goodnight moon
goodnight portfolio
goodnight smiggers

Haven't looked at MSTR for a while. Very happy to see the chart. Press S to spit on it.

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>>61785487
goodnight moon

Good night anons. Digits and we get double digit percent moves and circuit breakers on the NASDAQ tomorrow. Singles and everyone who replies makes money tomorrow

>JPMorgan Chase
> gold price target $6300/oz eoy.
bear sissies, your response?

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>>61785502
silver marines, your response?

Guys. I think I'm going to get shaken out of the stock market for real this time. I've been in it for 6 years, and endured all of the scares since then. But this time really does feel different.

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>>61785502
>>61785500

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>>61785505
Silver will hit 1:15 GSR, where we end the year? No clue

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>>61785500
SEEN

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>>61785500
sick

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>>61785500

>>61785500
digits and we inverse this faggot

>>61785507
>>61785500
Don't care, I'm still bullish

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>>61785484
how old is this comic, I swear I've been seeing it posted for almost 10 years now.

>>61785531
reverse image search says it was published in new yorker in 2021

>>61785484
How the stock market works:
IT"S FUCKING PAPER WORTH NOTHING SHIT THAT THEY CHANGE ALL THE TIME AT WILL NO BETTER THAN KEKBUX!

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>>61785531
I post it occasionally. New Yorker comics can be funny sometimes, a lot are dumb though

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>>61785500
Moola

>>61785539
So basically 50 years ago culturally
>>61785548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od8iCckEmVk

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> futures

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>>61785500

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>>61785555
checked

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>>61785500

>>61785539
damn that was a long time ago

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>>61785556
Crab ass market at open be like

Why would anyone ever take out expensive personal loans with like 15% interest rates when they can just take out loans from their 401k and pay themselves back the interest?

>>61785566
>implying

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>>61785558
kek

>>61785566
I don't have a 401k so I wouldn't do either of those things.

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>>61785566
oy, 401k's? they're a scam.

>>61785494
I have a feeling iren is gonna rip

>>61785587
Why not have a 401k if you are in stocks anyways? You are eliminating part of the taxes

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>>61785500

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>>61785500
Here here

>>61785494
Oh god, fuck Atlassian. It's not going to recover, is it?

>>61785622
jira inconvenienced me so hopefully not.

>Nvidia AI chip sales to China stalled by US security review
fucking lmao
>trump greenlights h200 sales to china
>china says fuck off
>then china changes their mind and says ok
>but then the US government says wait we can't sell for security reasons
https://www.ft.com/content/d963c6c9-3618-4d83-8efe-eccf74cd637f

I'm on the sidelines waiting for the market to crash

I'M PROBABLY GETTING A 12K TAX REFUND.

WHAT SHOULD I BUY?!?

SILVER?

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>>61785669
it crashed today

>>61785679
I need a couple weeks of crashing....

Glad I dropped 5k in to spyi at the start of the year. At this rate its the only way I'll be seeing any gains this year.

>>61785500
Well more than half my portfolio is cash, I'm good with this.

>be me
>option premiums way too high lately
>option bid ask spread way too high lately
>only buy shares
>dodged potentially $10k+ loss
>loss from before I bought to now is maybe $1k
I could've lost a lot had market makers not made the premiums and spreads so wide. I'm not getting wrecked by taking such a risk when the reward looks so low by comparison.

>>61785742
ive recently incorporated shares into my options positions (like youre supposed to apparently). Great for follow up action or lower leverage.

Why is software selling off if AI is a nothingburger?

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Why shouldn't I open up a bullish long position on GOOG?

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I find it funny as hell that a sure way of beating the market during a Trump presidency turned out to be reneweables. This shit was bright green every day dementia-Trump was on TV mouthing about the "green new hoax" or whatever.

>>61785669
you're not getting off the sidelines then, markets don't crash anymore, there has to be some bug in the system or overlooked issue that can cause a systemic failure but they have all been patch out.

>>61785771
your mom blew me last night

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How will this affect micron tomorrow

>>61785785
>Line will go up forever

>>61785807
epstein and co and fucking depraved and they all deserve to die but these emails are fake. Another jewish psyop.

>>61785832
@grok is dis true

Why are people so scared of Buy High Sell Higher?
People will wait months or even years for some kind of prophesized crash or waiting for a stock to drop to this one exact arbitrary threshhold before dumpi g tons of money down
Why buy a stock you think will go down?

>>61785837
>People will wait months or even years for some kind of prophesized crash or waiting for a stock to drop to this one exact arbitrary threshhold before dumpi g tons of money down
They won´t even do that, bet they were too chickenshit to buy the April tariff crash.

>poniz company with 500 PE pumps 20% after missing earnings every quarter
>company beats earnings and revenue bigly?
>DUMP IT

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>>61785674
Silver back on the move.
In other news, I don't know if Ill be getting any refund this year.

>>61785500
why not both

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Imagine in the future if we all have publicly searchable 4chan files like the Epstein drop

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>>61785815
*blocks your path*
>>61785832
they literally ate people

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Guten Morgen

Have 400 to spend today but not sure what I want to buy. Maybe some more MU or INTC. Also interested in USGDF because an anon was shilling it.
>>61785500
BASED BASED BASED

>>61785549
>Futures
>https://youtu.be/7VeIdo3anqQ?si=KiYaNnvXwUP5Z1xw

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Global financial crisis by summer, I predict July 2026

>>61785869
You should if you worked overtime. Make sure to bring your final 2025 paystub to your tax guy.

shiny rock goyim, are we experiencing a good time?

>>61785906
post your puts then

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>>61785484
Banks don't want to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism.

There are people in this thread that bought SOFI at $30 and are still bagholding

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Europe: The Russia-Ukraine War (The "Talk & Fight" Phase) Current Status (Feb 2026): The war is grinding into its fourth year. While frontlines remain largely static but bloody, the diplomatic landscape has shifted. A new round of US-brokered peace talks is scheduled in Abu Dhabi this week. The Dynamic: Russia is engaging in a "talk and fight" strategy—intensifying bombardments on Ukrainian infrastructure right before negotiations to maximize leverage. Russia’s primary demand remains retaining occupied territories, while Ukraine (facing grid fatigue) is under immense pressure from the West to find a compromise. Key Factor: The return of a transactional US foreign policy has accelerated the push for a deal, potentially at the cost of Ukrainian sovereignty claims.

Middle East: Israel-Iran & Proxies (The "Precipice") Current Status: The region is unstable following the escalation of 2025. Israel continues active strikes in Gaza and against Hezbollah in Lebanon. The Iran Factor: Tension between the US/Israel and Iran is at a breaking point. Following reported strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities in 2025, Tehran is currently in a "diplomatic flurry" to prevent a full-scale US invasion, while simultaneously refusing to give up its ballistic missile program. Escalation: The US has reportedly conducted strikes in Venezuela (targeting transnational criminal/proxy networks linked to Hezbollah), showing that this conflict has expanded globally, even into the Western Hemisphere.

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Indo-Pacific: China-Taiwan (The "Internal Purge") Current Status: Tensions are high but currently in a "Gray Zone" rather than imminent invasion. China continues to fly sorties across the median line and conduct naval blockades drills. The Twist: President Xi Jinping has recently purged top PLA generals (including Gen. Zhang Youxia) due to corruption and lack of readiness. Impact: While this might temporarily delay a full-scale invasion (as Xi doesn't trust his military's ability to win right now), it makes Beijing unpredictable. They may use more aggressive "short of war" coercion to prove strength domestically.

Sudan: The Forgotten War Status: Approaching its 1,000th day, this is the world's largest displacement crisis. The fight between the SAF (Army) and RSF (Paramilitary) has left millions starving. Geopolitics: It is a proxy battleground. The UAE, Russia (via Wagner/Africa Corps), and regional powers all have stakes in the outcome (gold, Red Sea access), fueling the fighting while the West is distracted by Ukraine and Gaza.

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Nvidia will get heemed so hard by the AI bubble that 5090 cards will go for $1000 brand new and the 6000 series cards will be rushed out asap to get a bailout from the financial crisis happening everywhere.

>>61785837
Most people don’t have the genetical, mental profile to be entrepreneurs or traders, or even passive investors. There is nothing that scares them more than parting with a dollar to make two dollars.

>>61785950
no no no no no goy. this is perfectly normal under these unprecedented circumstances:

>The investment-grade ratings are uncommon for infrastructure construction loans and have enabled banks to attract a wider range of investors than typically seen in project finance debt. Insurance companies and private credit funds are among the potential buyers being approached, the FT report said.

>Banks traditionally fund project finance loans for infrastructure like toll roads and airports themselves. However, the enormous size of recent data center projects has exceeded this traditional funding source, pushing technology companies to seek alternative capital sources.

>>61785980
Why sofi tank?

>Metals stocks rising again

>https://youtu.be/Mq3fazipDvM?si=3gtlEqDbRdlwQ3zV

>>61786001
fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

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Love it when industrials are up. Fuck tech scum.

>buy oil yesterday
>sell this morning at +10%
I wish it was always so easy

>>61786015
>oil
do you have a specific ticker that youre buying or...just going out to your local oil dealer and bathing yourself in the shit after paying premium?

>>61786021
just buying x3 leveraged commodities ETF (do not do this for long term trading, they lose value over time)

>>61786025
>x3 leveraged commodities ETF
appreciated it

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>>61786015
There are household-name tickers that do this quarterly. It really is that easy
>>61785943
Indeed master. Fellow golden calf chads, Sound off! Metal bros would have it maade in the shaade if it wasnt for one little problem… JEWS hate us!
Golden calf chads sound off

>I lost money on a poorly researched trade
nigger!

>>61786012
Which industrials in particular, anon?

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>>61785644
Yeah
NVIDIA is ducked, time to fucking sell

>>61785832
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02018279.pdf

>>61786054
>I revenge traded and lost money again
Double nigger!

>>61786059
Yeah which industrials>>61786012

I know the top is in because I'm about to fomo

>>61786081
Into what? I´m looking at Rubrik, MSFT and Oracle atm. Catching the knives.

>>61786085
>Oracle
Why? What do they even do?

>>61786087
AI

Why is Figma (balls) dead?

Should I buy the nintendo dip? Surely they'll pump the second they release a new Zelda

>>61786087
They invented the relational database. You know all those datacenters that are sucking up all the memory on the planet? You know who owns a lot of them, and has automated them to the extent that the founder -- who now owns his own island in Hawaii -- cheerfully brags that it costs the same for them to run a hundred data centers as it does ten? Yeah.

It's a strategic long term hold, and I will likely buy more after the AI bubble pops and does whatever damage it's going to do.

>>61786099
I thought about it but decided not to. I have 2 Switch 1's in my house and 0 desire to buy a Switch 2. $80 games? RAM costs way up. Supply chain costs making it hard to sell hardware cheap?
I mean, they sold 7 million Switch 2's which is more than expected.
I remember buying and selling Nintendo stock in 2018 at half the current price....
Pass. Let it fall another 30% then start buying.

>>61786104
>cheerfully brags that it costs the same for them to run a hundred data centers as it does ten

How's that work

>>61786125
Apparently they've found a practical application for AI.

>+4% this month already
>+31,5% since January
I did good moving 75% of my portfolio out of the Shit&Piss and into euro and swiss stocks.

>>61786085
Oracle maybe. Not Microsoft they can just die
Idk what rubrick is

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>>61785494
amd

>>61786125
>>61786104
Relational databases are either alien tech reverse engineered from Roswell or black tech invented by DARPA and given to a jew front man to take to the public market. Many such cases. Zuckerkike and Elon and Bezos are all the same front men.

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>>61785494
lite

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>>61785494
lumen

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Sandisk

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>>61785494
CMG

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>>61785494
NOVO

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>>61786066

Breached the second support line yesterday. Pre open back down. If it goes below 173. It’s correction time.

bugatti

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Yesterday, I called someone on here gay and I now regret it. I should have been nicer.

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>>61786012
May be the highest sum in a screenshot we seen here. But you gotta share more, cause right now we are inclined on calling you a fake.
>pic unrelated

>>61786215
that's gay

>>61786140
I moved to Korean, Japan, EEM, and Polish ETFs, plus a whole lot of European firms like Société Generale or Siemens Energy.

US stock market is a sinking ship due to the heavy focus on service economy.

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I went long on BARRICK GOLD with a x8 leverage. Am i doing good /smg/?

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>>61786251
>tfw I was exit liquidity to someone looking to get the fuck out of Salesforce

I'm just gonna realize those losses and but what remains into an EM ETF. People going on air and proclaiming that there are no alternatives for the US stock market are literary that captain yelling there's no emergency when half the ship is already underwater.

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its that time of the day again baggie bros
i recently hit several important milestones
>it has officially been over a year since ive done laundry (i just buy new clothes every so often)
>officially over a year since i have eaten a hot meal
>officially been over a year since i did any kind of cleaning in my apt (its not filthy just messy)
>officially 6 months since fanny smeago may took whatever semblance of a life i had to rock bottom

>Canada's economy is in recession

But I was told importing millions of Indians would be good for the economy?

>>61786310
Seek help

hey did anyone buy like 20 zsl calls for august from me a few days ago?
im really sorry if you did...

>>61786251
How does one trade these, I assume not all of those foreign stocks are available. Do I need to set up an account with one of their brokerages and set up a bank account there just to trade said stocks/ETFs? I assume using their currency avoids the issue of losses fron currency conversion?

>>61786278
Yep, my advice would be to stay clear of US software for the rest of the year and actually the rest of the decade as well,
Besides Anthropic when they go public of course.

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>>61786310
FANNY MAY DID THIS

>>61785500
please

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>>61786320
there is nothing that can help me, or do i need help
it is what it is
at least seeing the numbers move makes me feel something

>>61785484
>AI is a bubble and a nothingburger, sell, sell, sell!
>Software is dead, the age of almighty AI is upon us, sell, sell, sell!
so, which one is it?

>>61786327
On Interactive Brokers you just have to enable permissions, which is simple.
Other brokers probably also enable easy access to European stocks, Asians too but doing options on Asian stocks is a royal pain in the ass because the currency valuations are all like in the 10000s meaning stocks have numerical values like 100000 in the local currency,

>>61786310
Why don't you just sell the stock and move onto something else?
>hasn't had a hot meal
What do you eat?

>>61786329
What about stocks in semi's or whatever sandisk and micron do?

>>61786342
Obiously AI has disrupted AI. Makes sense doesn't it.

>>61786342
FUD doesn´t need to make sense.

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>>61786331
lrn2read idiot my life was a mess before fanny
aside from fanny im not even that much of a baggie

>>61786342
Well you see, major tech stocks are breaking earning expectations with ease so obviously the entire sector is down.

>>61786310
post outfit

Protip:

Thr easiest play for the next 2 years are small/mid caps that need a hail mary

Because quite literally it takes about 5 minutes with an AI to build superior tools to fortune 500s

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>>61785767

Hot bastard of the day: DT

Dynatrace is going to make a fucking lot of money this year

>fidelity foreign fee
Is this the standard or should I use another brokerage for foreign stocks?

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>>61786361
I actually didn't read it to the end til I posted, I knew it was the FANNY

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>>61786356
i cannot realize this loss.
usually I eat food once every three days or so. i hate feeling full, i also usually feel like i don't deserve food if i have a bad day at work or if my stocks are red.
i usually eat whatever. last meal was chips and some cold pizza.

>>61786408
how are your relations at work? you act normal or do people treat you like a freak?

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>>61786396
well yeah fairly sure im the only fannybaggie on this board
i cant even make a baggie general like gme kek
at least i dont shill it like that annoying grr faggot, if anything this is a cautionary tale of what holding fanny the stupid whore may looks like

fanny chan gambare

>>61786408
Grim, you should just realize the loss and go cash for a while buy something during a recession maybe.

>>61786391
How much is it? But yeah you should probably shop around for low FX fees etc if it's relevant

>>61786408
wow bro you could have just like not put it in the casino and just take the 12k and go on a trip to japan or somethin

>>61786454
yeah, i remember the fanny guy saying that he actually has a good job. i thought that he has a $50-100k loss. this is him actually lying about having a good job or he is so mentally ill that it's just another way to lash out at himself.

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I am now a long term Novo Nordisk shareholder.

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>>61786416
Its easier for me to put on my normie persona than let anybody know anything about me so yeah.
I have a lot of acquaintances, and when i have the mental energy to get on a dating app i have no issue getting into the triple digits of 4s-7s.
but i havent had anything even close to a friend since high school.
I just can't stand letting anyone know anything about me. I usually use a fake name when i can. If you ask my parents what my favorite food etc is they wouldn't know.
I made an honest effort to open up to a person, twice even.
but all it did was prove to me that i can never be happy. Actually if a girl is overly interested in me i feel almost repulsed.
i posted about the other F in my life plenty of times check the archives it doesn't matter what channel.

>>61786464
wtfff

>>61786373
Can't they be bought by the large caps?

>>61786448
Not logged in right now but some googling says $50 per transaction

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>>61786464
i make 6figs yeah. it took over 8 years of school and i quite literally traded my soul and 40% of my future lifespan to get and now maintain it
im not rich, negative net worth. i just never go out or buy anything extra aside from my autistic hobbies.
ive never posted my full port, maybe i will when the fanny squeeze is squooze kek
>>61786454
im not all in fanny. i usually stay at least 40% cash.
thats the only real hedge in this retarded market imo, being able to buy and swing the dips.
Also what the FUCK is going to le glorious nippon going to do for me??
I fucking hate you travelniggers so much.
She was like that too with the stupid fucking traveling.

>>61786251
European industrials (EUAD) and EPOL are the only thing holding my portfolio together at this point.

>>61786356
The worst that might happen to the RAM and disk companies is that they might correct a bit then plateau. But there will be no sustained sell of like with sectors like software or things like legal services.

>>61786408
I lost $130,000 selling AMD stock at like $12 a share.

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>>61786464

>>61786486
That sounds really high and like it's probably in addition to any exchange fees too. Can't recommend any as not US but I'd definitely be looking elsewhere

>>61785484
Im completly new to stocks what should i invest in?
I never invested in stocks before im from goymany and use Deutsche Banks Max Blue deposit
Anyone know any tips specifically for German investors?

>>61786356
Sectors like Sandisk and Micron literally cant go wrong because you cant just spin up factories in a few days when maximum production is hit but software companies can flop overnight with AI literally writing their competition in a day

>>61786531
yeah literally never take any investing advice from this website.

>>61785514
doubt it. but it's realistic to touch 1:35, and gold is a moving target.

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I NEED SPY TO MOON TODAY TO OR I WILL BE FINANCIALLY RUINED

>Fanny Gay
>Pain Pal
>Micron Penis
>Palanturd
>Rocket Loser
>ASS Mobile

You didn't, did you anon?

>>61786597
SAME I have 2 0DTE spy calls today. Good luck

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>Sandisk still unknown amongst the retards
we still have a chance

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>>61786215
Fag

>>61786316
Worked well for your mom and wife’s pussy.

>>61786215
very thoughtful of you. better yourself (be civil) ignore the people mocking you, just shows how immature and mentally deficient they are

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>>61786601
>Micron Penis
>You didn't, did you anon?
oh but I did althoughbeit
still holding tho

DEVIL QUADS
AND THE MARKET
DEVIL IMPLAUDS
(DOWN)

>>61786616
Nigger, WDC is about to dump the rest of their 4M shares in Sandisk. BIG CORRECTION incoming due february.

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>>61786658
what would cause you to post a reply like this?

>>61786665
Calls it is then

>>61786601
All in microsoft penis

>>61786668
What would cause your mom to fuck a line of pajeets

>>61786667
Will that make wdc pump

What would motivate someone to sell a house? Is there demand for owning a home realistically?

btw

https://soundcloud.com/streetbit/fuckspeculativeassets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-ZoNhUFmc

>>61786570
I bought a few tobaco stocks and hope everything goes well
People tend to smoke more when shits fucked so hopefully we get more bad news and people start to smoke again
I only had 200 Euros so all i coul afford was 3 Imperial Brands and 1 British American Tobaco
Maybe i add a few Monster Energy stocks and Phil Morris later on to it aswell

>>61786678
>What would motivate someone to sell a house?
selling the top in one housing market and buying the bottom in another
housing markets are regional

>>61786616
AI Stocks have started to drop, memory will be next.

>>61786263
I would have went with agnico eagle. Barrick has a tendency to have slave revolts that fuck the price randomly.

>>61786616
I'm about to just buy stock in every publicly Traded company that made something in my old left over computer parts closet.

>>61786687
What happened to just buying a house you like? Or selling when you want to move?

>>61786601
I did something worse. I bought novo nordick

>>61786692
Is there any asset management you perform as a shareholder regarding any of your investments? Or just more dumb money?

A little corporate governance goes a long way....alas I'm just a dude on 4chan not an actual wallstreet kid... as cool as that would be

>>61786694
speculators man idk what to tell you

>>61786665
rollin

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>>61786612
>>61786597
KEK

>>61786702
I mean if you're a renter buying a house should make you money because you're not paying rent. At least if you're fine with settling down somewhere.

>>61786712
can we trade my healthy diet for your healthy investment strategy?

>>61786667
wtf should I buy some wdcx to diversify my sandisk portfolio

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Kennametal

I have a great idea, what if all your banks and brokerages and fintech apps made features to participate in corporate governance for your stock market portfolio.

>>61785484
Fuck this guy.
Yes I'm behind fuck you too

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Come on, value investors! Step in, buy the dip! I need some liquidity for my shorts on software companies!

Me losing all my money to inflation everyyear with zero (0) returns but I can't convince my boomer parents to put their money in something that generates a 10% return for everyone else

Should I take at least the CD route so I'm not legally stupid.

>>61786774
Bottom is in.

>>61786794
Do you guys think I could convince my boomer parents to invest in stocks even though they're like 60 years old? Or is it joe bidone.

>>61786807
Just offer to blow your dad for 10k

>>61786807
Better yet.... should I take the long term frugality pill and start DCAing on an investment account at a bank like everyone else.... or am i gunna magically get rich some day and need to play mario kart for wii in 8k dolby surround sound

That's as likely as me actually getting in shape, right?

>>61786816
Lead by example friend.

>>61786821
>or am i gunna magically get rich some day and need to play mario kart for wii in 8k dolby surround sound
You niggas are goofier than AI chat bots.

>we're in this spot where everyone knows its a bubble but the rich people are too retarded to admit they're wrong so we're getting another dot com crash eventually
If I ever hear someone mention the efficient market hypothesis in ear shot of me I'm punching them in the face

>>61786807
Never gamble with others money.
All that said, IM GONNA FUCKING BUY MUUUUUUUUUUU

should i hold GOOG until earnings?

>>61786866
digital advertising seems like free money for the near future so I'd probably hold it forever if I had it

>>61786861
There are entire industries based on convincing others to give you their money (with which you then proceed to gamble).

>>61786861
She doesn't even have a money market savings account. It's free money dude....

>>61786878
she thinks I'm crazy so If I told her to invest her money she'd be like "you're acting loco cholo calm down" or whatever.

>>61786807
>>61786878
If she's 60 you should do the right thing and get her an index allocation that fits her lifestyle and time horizon and investment capital. Like a 50/45/5 stock bond cash portfolio

>>61786251
I am short Societe Generale among other banks

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"Value" ETF - biggest position is Micron, Cisco, and Intel.

Also holds Microstrategy.

Lol, lmao even.

>>61786884
She will say that its of the devil and the Jews will steal her money.

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Top is in.

>>61786251
I went with small, very specialized european industrials because tariffs are helping them a lot, even globally, some had PEs below 8 (not now), and swiss for defensives because of the swiss franc perfomance in long term.

Right now the only US stocks in my portfolio are defense stocks because trump/rubio/bibi are full imperialist before congress turns democrat, and google because I can't see how they go wrong.

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dont check the ADP numbers

>>61786884
So like a financial advisor? She would trust one of those people that's a good idea.

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>>61786890
>value find with MSTR
the fuck iShares lmao

as a comparison, look at how the large cap value fund for avantis has performed

>>61786601
Hey I made money on Micron penis thank you very much. Not hodling right now thoughever.

>>61786712
Nice did you buy those calls yesterday?

>>61785807
lol, what a dumb-ass

>>61786890
Lots of fuckery is hidden in ETFs.

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>>61786444

>when you remember intel used to be 80% of the RAM market (they invented DRAM) and 70% of the GPU market
Round of applause for cost cutting upper management

>>61786910
>ADP
You don't wanna know how long it took me to get my 401k out of their control. Fucking pajeets.

>Advanced Money Destroyer
It keeps happening

>APP
Is this even worth slurping?

>>61786968
Today I will do the impossible. I will sit on 4chan again and do nothing... some say it can't be done... but i will show them

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>>61786957
The only non-leveraged etf that matters is schd

my bags are tanking chief

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Will investors ever get tired of rotating in and out of tech? Why not just pick one?

Why is it only oracle that seems to be shitting itself like tsmc and goog and even fucking meta are doing fine?

>>61787016
They need (you) to APE into something so they can immediately rugpull you

>>61787027
Oracle is doing the circular financing ponzi garbage

>>61785862
kek

>>61787016
I feel like this massive tech bullrun since 2010 has broken a lot of people's minds. Younger investors especially like zoomers and millennials on average have like half their portfolio in crypto and tech if not 100%

I bet they couldn't name a single stock in sectors like materials industrials or energy. Their entire life is smart phone and semi related

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>>61786601
back in december I was a hair's breadth from all-in on Micron 3x letfs with all my money and would have escaped the need to wage for it.

But it went up too fast so now it's gotta 'cool off for the next rally' or just dump or something idk.

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>>61786662
Thanks, I'm trying to become a better person. I understand why people would mock me for being this vulnerable.

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Oh boy another extremely fraudulent and very homosexual day in the stock market

MUmusisters...>>61787073

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>>61787072

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>>61785484
>bought MGM yesterday
>unlike usual, bought calls too
>bought unusually close to expiration calls 10% OOM, too
>puts on KLAR a few weeks ago
>MO shares a few months ago
I’m looking unstoppable

buying XLK puts on open

down again today

>>61785500
Fuck you

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God Bless XOM and CSX

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Silver miners still lacking heart

Guys?
GLD, SLV?
up?

Don’t worry bros my digits tell me the dip is gonna be bought we are too oversold!

>>61786054
Researched trade?

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It's straight-up over.

>>61785500
lets go

>>61785884
If that happens they will put us in camps and confiscate all our gains to fund the greater Isreal new world order project

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Buy the dip they said

I look forward to a completely normal day on the stock market today.

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I will keep buying this dipity dip until im duped

A sore day, a red day

it's gonna crab all day isn't it ...

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i posted this to the gme thread at the time and the baggies called it fake kek

>AI is a nothingburger bubble that wont change anything
>SELL SELL SELL software AI will end le end it!!!
Efficient market btw.

>>61787180
What is this dip you speak of? If there was a dip I would be buying.

>>61786692
Not Corsair though.

>>61787193
Larry, is that you?

>>61785884
They already do. It's just not public yet

Slurpers and burpers are still battling it out on MU.

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

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LFG

>>61786667
Why do u say that

>>61787247
Based

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>>61787247
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s over

>>61787247
Based and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>IREN

WTF

I am ruined
Run while you still can
Everyone get out
Never come back

should've bought silver

SNDK -10% AAAAAAAA

SO/XLU/PG GANG CHECK IN

PRICING POWER

>>61787097
>bought tech
>down 200 bucks
When does the winning start

Its all gonna go back up, right?

I just arrived at the party.

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I just remembered that February is the 2nd worst month of the year for stocks, historically

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>>61787274

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>>61787247
>BANG
GOOD MORNING/SMG/ITNAM!!!

Oh look
SCHD is green again
*yawn*
I'm so surprised

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OOOOOOOOOO WTFWT

>>61787269
when you have enough money invested to where you won't notice some sad 3 digit move.

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>Kimberly Clark, makers of Depends for Men, soars past $102 after AM tech market makes a big stinky

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>AMD

>>61787305
Has there ever been such blatant manipulation by a president?

Amd down... mayhaps good sign for intel....

RDDT has no bottom

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>>61785484
ABBV NVO SMCI good
TDD SNAP ADBE DUOL MOD bad

I did get in on TDD, ABBV, NVO. DIdn't get on SMCI
still watching for entry on DUOL ADBE MOD
I am going to be doubling up TDD entry

>>61787317
Good.

MUrines, it looks like we might be getting away with a blue eye today

VT crushing my VOOG. Guess I really should have just VT and chilled

Ass Maceration Device

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>>61787266
AIEEEEEEEEE

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my portfolio is getting crabbed

>>61787319
>>61787319
>>61787319

Why does the stock market now-a-days get referred to as the S&P 500. I think the DOW may be underestimated.

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>>61787348
hey early baker
still a lil life left in this one

>>61785484
No one really knows how anything works, we just buy shit and discover the consequences later

>>61787012
Doing well today thanks

> bought a google call
> down 20% on it already

IBM down 15% wtf.... They did a huge buyin to Quantum computing and made it very widely available and adaptable to businesses and those who would potentially further the development of quantum programing... why are they down? Is it their quantum computing hardware? Their software if I had to wager is best in class.

https://www.ibm.com/quantum/qiskit

Redpill me on american manufacturing. Where are the companies? Who is going to supply the amazon bullshit but made in america? I'd imagine a partnership with tesla possibly because they are doing ai robotics and manufacturing. Where is that going?

>>61787536
Or maybe amazon themselves to compete with such an idea.

Also can we build an iPhone in america? Just a question.