Nigger market

stupid fucking jam boy needs to learn how to wait until we're at the image limit or post limit to make new threads, this place is quickly becoming a shithole like Haiti or the Ukraine boss.

>>62117406
you probably longed oil HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Bought some Equinor, will buy more tomorrow as well as Friday.

fucking jam boy didn't even link the previous thread and fucked the whole continuity of the threads up for the archive. i hate this fucking jam boy so G_ddamn much boss.

The cause of this war is South Korea.

South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c

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>>62117459
If Iran really wanted nuclear weapons why didn't they just buy them from the North Koreans boss?

The cause of this war is South Korea.

South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c

/smg/s on /bant/ were more fun than this

short oil

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>they didn't watch
>they didn't learn

>>62117465
>>62117459
North Korean shills in here

CRDO

Aryan market

>>62117465
did you know that Korea had the longest recorded run of slaverly in the entire world? Really shows you the kind of people Koreans are.

Panicans go ahead and stick with mutual funds and ETF’s

>>62117465
you can turn off your bot, no one cares

>burry bought fisev
>it suddenly goes up
lol
also why is avgo skyroketing?

i cant post
the tranny captcha is expiring until the post goes through
death to chinkmoot subhuman

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the internet is breaking

Aryan market

Reminder that war isn't over yet and oil should be 200$ by now.

>be Allbirds
>failing shoe retailer
>rebrand to Allbirds AI
>stock explodes 300%
I don't want to hear anyone say there's no AI bubble. This is a literal clown market.

>>62117514
weird how this suddenly started becoming a routine almost weekly phenomenon once vibe coding became a thing

MU bros...

g-goodbye
mr jerome

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Howdy smiggers, what did I miss?

Did they get that gat dang Persian strait open?

And yay! They fixed captchas, today will be a great day :3

>>62117524
It's called progress.

This is so incredibly fake and gay

>>62117523
bro has never heard of a short squeeze on a failed retailer

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Godbless everyone and your poorfolios

WAGMI

>green day
B-but I wanna load up on more intc

>>62117576
>says to buy the SP500 dip at 2,800
guy is a hero

damn bobos getting DESTROYED

I for sure am never going to short this market as long as Trump is president. Fuck that manipulated shit

If the market is green why are my longs getting raped?

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the US is now exporting more OIL than it has ever exported before, USA USA

>>62117625
>If the market is green why are my longs getting raped?

IV crush?

>>62117639
My little MUU

>/smg/ was bearish on MSFT
lmao, did the same play as when you retards were bearish on Google in june last year
>/smg/ is bearish on oil
Which is now my next play. /smg/'s retardation is invaluable.

>>62117672
That do be a good play doe

Tesla makes no fucking sense. Niggas are talking about cyclical memory stocks with a forward p/e of 3.5 like they are a major risk, granted, they are, because this time might not be different. Yet there's a whole class of investors that will long tesler purely on Musk promises (lies). The same CEO is basically a state welfare queen with all of his companies but also ran a government agency to cut foodstamps for the poorest of America.

Its going to double-top 7000 and crash down to 6100, and oil goes to 130 or something on some very in-your-face bad news by orange nigger like israel sinking a u.s warship again and blaming it on iran or something.

>>62117672
please long oil you fucking faggot, I’m going to laugh at you so hard. Screen shot this, you will never be able to post it because you’ll have roped yourself as oil keeps dropping

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>>62117714
I remember when this nig was on the front of my AP European History textbook. Hundreds of pages dedicated to European history and they put one of the few paintings of someone's blackamoor retainer

>>62117634
Still can't fill in the gap if missing oil barrels though even though it increased slightly lol

you cant just magically make more oil storage facilities and ports. Takes 3 years at best , 7 years for a realistic timeline of construction.

short term gains for the USA, this kicks the can down the road for maybe a month or two, and long term everybody is still fucked

not even an oil fag btw, im more into miners and boomer rocks, when oil inflate prices on everything to hell, boomer rocks are the first to recover and win in the end.

Look at copper right now, its mooning because the chemicals required from nat gas and oil are not coming, so pure copper is more valuable, silver is a by product of copper. So Silver, and gold will have its all time highs again by end of the year.

>>62117729
babe, my world history course was a vietnam vet telling war stories and playing "we didn't start the fire," and that was considered a good education because my brother went to a different school and they just watched rocky IV, the one where he fights the russian guy.

>>62117753
I remember teachers playing we didnt start the fire in history class lmao, mustve been a standard go-to

>>62117756
I remember me and a bunch of my friends trying to sing we didn't start the fire while we were all drunk standing around my friend's computer with the youtube lyric video playing boss.

>>62117753
>>62117756
>playing "we didn't start the fire,"
is this really how they brainwash you, mutts? JFC

>finally get job after being unemployed
>try to save 90% of salary
>get a second job
>make good trades, try not to take massive risks like 50k into something that could go to 500k or crash, make like 30k~
>government rapes me on taxes
>only 75% of saved money left after food and rent and taxes
Ah I see, I get it now. I shoulda done the riskiest to rewardest trades possible like gold miners and ram letfs. Because anything less than absolute total victory is a total defeat anyway.

How are normalfags managing to be alive. Like how do they put mony into their fucking 401ks and spend 4000 bucks a month on credit and eating out in this economy. I know the "less than 50% have 1k" but I thought that was just money in their bank account.

Chilling to think, with my low 6 figure net worth, I'm somehow top 90% for my age group.

>>62117753
USA USA USA

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Only QUAD SEVENS will save this market and allow us to breach the 7,000 resistance.

LEND ME YOUR POWER SMIGGERS

NEW ALL TIME HIGHS COMING

TOUGH TIMES NEVER LAST

ONLY TOUGH SMIGGERS LAST

>>62117756
>>62117753
>tfw you were too young to miss out on this and were instead just given the "whites are bad" and "the JFK assassination was an inside job" spiel
It's over

>>62117771
You need to climb the ladder and get more raises, it's the only way.

I used to make "ok" money for my age and saved very little, but then I got raises and my spending did not increase as much, now I save and invest almost 50%.
I've decided that if I get another raise I will not save and invest any more, instead if I will get a mortgage.

>>62117777
checked based

>>62117779
not even close, if my calls get fucked because some stupid fucking jam boy failed to roll quad sevens I am going to fucking lose my shit boss.

Made $1300 with oil and lost it all again. Should I keep trying or is oil done now for good?

I sold INTC at 50 before Easter
I feel so fucking bad right now

>>62117807
>IntelGODS

>>62117807
The good news is you'll probably get to buy it again at like $45.

>>62117799
You only lost because you are impatient and have a stupidly tight stop loss, be a man and take a risk. Peace this weekend, oil back to $60 in no time.

>>62117799
The only time to play oil was its first runup as with all memeshit

>>62117814
I'm counting on it and have some puts lined up for earnings but it still feels humiliating
I did make 2x though but I got scared the orange nigger will fuck it up

I was thinking yesterday that I should sell some of my QQQ to put it into tech stock picks. Should've known that was the top.

>>62117828
it will shoot back up when the war starts again, next target is $150

Iran has almost no way to block the red sea. This is just flailing at the moment, how can /pol/ say they are winning?

>>62117898
where did you hear that? axios?

>>62117779
>>62117789
G_D DAMN FUCKING JAM BOY!!!! MY CALLS ARE DOWN 50% YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWN!

>>62117777
checked

Yo, why don't we just kill the fucking homeless and feed the junkie fucks to farm animals to help our farmers out? Fucking sweet idea right guys? Am I fucking right or am I fucking right boss?

>>62118018
>how did you lose all of your hogs bill?
>welp we got a bad batch of nigger bums and they all od'd on fentanyl

>>62118018
https://davidzmorris.substack.com/p/jd-vance-wants-to-turn-poor-people

Shoe company turned AI, stock rises 700% in a day. Is it over?

>>62118024
>feeding dark meat to the other white meat
ishygddt

My TQQQ calls are up 200%
________________________
Signed The Anonymous

>>62117483
>recorded
>didn't happen if you don't know how to write
niggers love this one weird trick!

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>site is still broken

Lmao as expected NVDA barely stayed above $200

The economy is fully back while gas prices are still high. Proves once again that oil is irrelevant to the economy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DluvUoDAW40

For me its retiring comfortably

Im feelin kinda toppy. Might sell before close.

>>62117799
dino oil is going the way of whale oil now that the hormussy is double stuffed so tight not a drop of seamen can squeeze through. The world runs on SOXL now

>>62117898
the houthis could shut it down as they have done before they're just terrified of getting smacked by a real military

I hope SNDK dumps some more so your boy can buy in

I am heavily invested in space and space accessories

>>62118187
I solded some CCPs on sandick this morning

HOLY SHIT SPY IS RIPPING

>>62118197
Nah it's kind of the worst case for bulls. Better if it consolidated today and ripped through the call wall tomorrow when it was stronger. Then you'd melt up as the hedge buying piles up.
Instead it's got no legs.

>>62118187
Just buy the top like me. All lifetime earnings gone currently.

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WHY DID SNDK GO DOWN TODAY

>>62117753
topkek

>Iran war isn't over
>No formal agreement between USA, Israel, and Iran
>Iran is blockaded
>Company earnings are not good
>Economy is not good
>Jobs are not good
>Stock market hits new all time high
>Market is run by niggers and jews

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>HOOD
>Dave computer

>>62118206
im going into puts thursday at close if green tomorrow

>>62118216
Desperation inflation is being priced in. Lots of leveraging.

spy will hit 710 eow, just saying.

we gaan

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>>62118027
You act like it's the mysterious powers of "the universe" doing this, but really it's your own government doing it to financially oppress you. They're inflating away your earning power to subsidize the easy lifestyle of the (((ruling class))) who own all of the stocks. Go deal in the real world.

bad day for lean hogs desu

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what the FUCK is up with 4chan, why is posting still so fucked? are they actually fixing this?

Fucking spastics

>>62118216
>let the pooryim deal in the real world

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SPY ABOUT TO HIT 700! UP AND TO THE RIGHT

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>>62118231

I bought CRDO two days ago and I am scared.
It keeps going. Pullback coming?

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>>62118236
ye I was kept from a couple of very important posts

How much of a meme stock is NBIS?

>>62118236
I can't post any pics

>>62118257
actually I could but it's all fucked

How long is this retard pump going to go?

i'm getting fucked in the ASK

>>62118250
I suggest you exit while you can still come out with a profit and just watch it for the bottom. Better safe than stuck hoping for a rebound.

>>62115478
link to the tweet next time:
https://x.com/InsiderWire/status/2044069258448253326

>but thats from a bunch of threads ago.
I don't care. This site has been shitting itself preventing me from posting it sooner.

>>62118263
Posting is completely fucked, I think it has something to do with 4chan being removed from some country's internet for being a platform for hate speech and other degenerate shit like gambling on the index or tranny porn boss.

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i knew /smg/ being in mostly cash when polled 2 weeks ago was the bottom

SPY 700 GET FUCKED BOBO GET REKT GET COMPLETELY FUCKED. MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. THANKS TO THE OTHER NIGGA THAT POINTED ME HERE. I SEARCHED /SMG/ WITH BOTH SLASHES IN THE CATALOG. WELL DONE IT WORKED ON ME.
ANYWAY GET FUCKED AND BIG UPS TO ALL MY MILLIONAIRES WHO GOT RICH BUYING 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN UNDERSTANDING THAT MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND DONALD PUMP BLESSES US

Part of the illuminati playbook is doing the most retarded shit that doesn't make any sense.
You're not wrong.
They're wrong.
But they control the money.

>>62118275
based ^> bro

Buy China stocks

Wallah, and just like that the $SPY never made it to $700 boss.

we gaan

>>62118277
how is the schizo investing working out so far

Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the money talk

>>62118180
More like the stock market isfull back up while gas prices are still high proving the stock market is not the economy

>>62118277
A good leader must be unpredictable. Everyone should be confused wondering what the fuck you're even doing, with no idea what you're going to do next. You may not like it but that's peak performance
t. Prof Jiang

>>62118277
this is why I'm expecting SPY $620 in a 4-5 days

Are we here or nah?

>>62118292
ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN, 4-5 MONTHS DEFINITELY LIKELY BUT ITS NOT COMING BACK LMAO ALL THOSE PUTS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not wrong.
The market is wrong.

>>62118291
jiang doesn't know anything about market. he's a political thinker.

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>>62118277
>Want to make money
>Make decisions that lead to me losing money
>I'm not wrong

>>62118284
YOU WERE SAYING?

How many of you are seething that you didn't buy the TSLA dip?

>>62118301
And that quote was about politics
But being a confusing fuck is useful on the market too because only your buddies get to make money

Even SOXL casually recovering the intraday dump in 2 hours. Shit that never happens on green days

>>62118304
THE FUCK CARES ABOUT TESLA. 0DTE SPY CALLS IS THE ONLY THING TO BUY

I sold TQQQ covered calls so I'm making a bunch of money and also losing a bunch of money.

>He didn't buy GRRR

All my smiggers love GRRR

We gon be gorillionaires fr fr

And you can too!

SPY 700 ^>

>>62118297
Realistically I agree, but it would be peak clown market to now gap down and there's fear everywhere. Given we're in a decidedly clownish regime, it makes it more likely than it otherwise would be.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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SPY 700 RETARDS. I TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING TODAY.

>>62118287
Babe your instincts are amazing. No wonder that one guy is so infatuated with you.

SEVEN HUNNNA

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8 /smg/ threads... what the fuck are we doin here? this board is dead

>>62118321
can't even captcha and everyone isn't image posting

SEVEN FUCKING HUNNID BANDS

>>62118321
reaching ath and creating generational wealth

everyone is in here but I don't thinks anybody can post boss.

Continuing to financially rape the general population of the United States like this is going to end in pitchforks. They're destroying everyone's lives with inflation to inflate assets held by (((wealthy and powerful individuals))). People can't even afford to reproduce anymore, but the government and Fed keeps printing money to inflate the stock market. This is robbery.

should i buy spy puts here or wait til tomorrow?

this site is a simulation that runs on your device. fix your device. nothing is real. it's not the Jews it's the illuminati. they use divisiveness as a tool of manipulation. the stock market isn't real. it's just some guy who lives on your street running a local simulation from their home PC. be nice to him.

Average US market session

>>62118334
lmao shut the fuck up

t. bobo

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Sell.

>>62118339
how much

>>62118339
My stop loss triggered earlier today. Maybe I buy back in, maybe not. It's up to Mister Indicator

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Y'all might be celebrating SPY 700 but my minors are still down 29% since the start of Epstein Fury.

henlo mister jerome
please fix the website
and lower the rates
thank u mister jerome

We went from the bottom of the correct to new all time highs in 2 weeks without a formal end to the end.
This is bullshit.
I quit.

>>62118334
Have you tried not being poor, asshole?

>>62118352
GET COMPLETELY FUCKED BOBO

>>62118338
Look at the CPI nowcasts. Inflation is currently over 5% annualized because of the global fuel crisis, and the government's response is to print even more money during a supply crisis. They should be hiking rates, but they will never do that because they would rather impoverish an entire country than cut off the stock market welfarebux for the (((ruling class))).

>>62118352
Thanks for playing, come again!

>>62118352
just buy bro

>>62118339
Thats a man

>>62118352
Yeah >>62118204

>>62118352
um sweety its called preparing for the big rug pull after the 250th birthday party
you think all these companies moving their assets to israel is so they can spy on you??

>>62118352
It won't stay up here, give it two more weeks before we see #TheBigOne boss.

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It’s been a glorious day for Mr Bobo and those who eagerly await his coming!

We have regional banks deep into private credit gapping down only to be pomped!

We have failing shoe companies going parabolic on AI vapor!

We have a SPY over 7k in the worst energy supply shock in history!

Can you see him yet /smg/!? Can you see Mr Bobo?! Do you have your party hats ready!?

I am down ~95% since end of March.

They're blatantly doing QE during an inflationary crisis because the (((ruling class))) isn't allowed to lose money on their stock market bubble, while sending the expendable goyim into poverty has no such restriction.

i fomoed with a x10 leverage into micron technology ™. the itch was too strong i couldn't help myself

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>>62118369
unironically a good thing. back to the drawing board. you will come back stronger (and poorer)

it's been going too well for me the last couple of days so it's time to get btfo again

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Might actually be bearish, look at end of january of NDX. This is when it started dumping. They buy calls as a hedge. But who knows.

>BREAKING: US call option volumes have surged to 47 million contracts per day, the 2nd-highest reading this year.

>Call volume has surged +75% since the beginning of the month.

>At the same time, put option volume has declined -15%, to 32 million contracts per day.

>Yesterday, the call option volume in the S&P 500 surpassed 3 million contracts for the first time in history.

>By comparison, fewer than 500,000 contracts traded for the index at the beginning of April.

>As a result, the CBOE total put/call ratio is down to 0.68, the lowest since the mid-May 2025 low.

>Risk appetite is surging at a record pace.

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>>62118378
I will document my recovery in the DING DING DING posts.

Haha we did the unexpected of pumping all day haha, totally new playbook

>>62118383
THE MARKET RUNS ON OPTIONS. NOBODY IS GONNA SELL THE UNDERLYING STOCKS RETARD. ITS JUST UP AND TO THE RIGHT FOREVER NOW. THE TREASURY SHORTED OIL TO BUY SPY/QQQ CALLS ITS A PAIRS TRADE OF INSANE PROPORTIONS. ITS GONNA BE UGLY WHEN IT UNWINDS BUT HEY, SPY 700, WE ARE SO BACK NIGGAS

i bought spy puts

>>62118334
Their greed is not going to end well for them, instead of very slowly boiling the frog in the pot they're cranking the oven up to 500 degrees. Living conditions are declining so fast that despondent violence against elites is exponentially increasing. A population that has no children and no job has nothing to lose

>>62118370
You talk like a communist, and (((your))) post is antisemitic.

Is the dump in the room with us right now bearanons

>>62118390
RIP bozo

MUFUCKINGGODS THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT US

where's the ding ding ding?

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>>62118352
Thanks for playing, retard

>>62118400
already up 50 bucks suck it

Ding dong wtf is going on?

I made 20k today about 3%, hbu

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Euphoria like this never ends well.

Can we post normally yet?

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Any bad news?

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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>62118404
FUCKING TRYING GOD DAMMIT
Fuck it, I'll try posting without an image...

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?

>>62118390
ITS NOT THE WORST PLACE TO DO IT BUT THE MARKET IS PINNED HERE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK SO I HOPE YOU GOT SOME DURATION

>>62118414
It's ONLY bad news.
The market is up anyway.

>>62118420
we looking at 710 spy tomorrow?

>>62118417
>>62118418
ding ding twins I capitulated my bearish positions (except VIX calls) and I regained 20% of my recent losses. Hallelujah

>>62118355
Are you implying the admin expected tariffs to get cancelled by the supreme court so the companies could just charge the customers more and then even receive refunds haha

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How did they fuck up the site this badly?
>>62118418
+1.09%, +8% on the week
Sold MUU yesterday and sold puts on SNDK today. Tune in Friday for the exciting conclusion to "will anon get assigned"

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>>62118418
>>62118417
-43% today, -97% YTD. I will be ryuk posting my way back to 100%.

My paper algo account is up 10% today.

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>JUST IN: Allbirds (BIRD) stock jumps over 400% after announcing shift from footwear to AI.
>Allbirds announced it is effectively exiting the footwear industry to become an AI compute infrastructure company.
>After a few rough years for the brand, Allbirds has decided to completely reinvent itself. The company plans to change its name to “NewBird AI”.
>Instead of selling wool runners, the company will focus on GPU-as-a-Service. They intend to use new funding to acquire high-performance GPUs (like those from Nvidia) to lease them to enterprises and AI developers facing compute shortages.
Ah, yes, the good old dotcom shit just like in the old days. And people will tell you the market is behaving fine.
What's next, Nike announcing they'll enter AI too?

>>62118418
Up 4% for 12k today and finally back in the green YTD. A full 43k up this week alone. If the don can really make Iran bend the knee the market is going to go parabolic. Red tsunami for votes but not the market.

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What does this big last 1min candle mean

>>62118436
Daddy? What happened?
>>62118437
They should. You know they could take up golf clubs again and copy what Callaway is doing with their Ai Smoke branded drivers *kisses you*

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Mr. Dicksy found support

>>62118441
Bogged.

>>62118441
the last candle is always the biggest candle, it's just when a lot of volume transacts.

>>62118441
NEWBIE ALERT
ITS NOTHING SPECIAL. EVERY DAY LOOKS LIKE THAT

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>>62118418
Good so far!

>>62118441
+2% tomorrow

>>62118418
+3.8%

>>62118440
>If the don can really make Iran bend the knee the market is going to go parabolic.
Why? It was already slumping pre war.

>>62118442
>Daddy? What happened?
I went too hard on shorts and got BTFO, then doubled down, rinsed and repeated during the most nonsensical and outlandlishly bullish rally I've ever seen. I will recover. Didn't cull winners when I should have and a lot of potential profit was turned into a loss by factually incorrect Truth social posts.

>>62118441
-5% tomorrow

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>>62118418
Today: +1.61%
This Week: +5.69%
This Month: +13.98%
This Year: +3.22%
this is truly some insane shit

>>62118418
1% If the ceasefire lasts forever will stocks go up forever?

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>>62118418
+0.319%, some of my stocks soared and yet SanDisk, MU and RTX went down enough for my portfolio to crab lot

I'm still "short" (75% sgov) and just doing random gambles on 1-2 day dte spy options. I sold soxl at 52 10 days ago or whatever. I am ruined. Been nice posting with you all.

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>>62118418
+6.98%. I choose to believe that we'll all make it.

>>62118462
what did I tell you about your shitty as chart retard

>>62118418
+40%
left a lot on the table too cause im a massive pussy

>>62118479
You told me a whole bunch and I'm ignoring it because, honestly, you sound retarded, no offense

>MSTR owns $57 billion in BTC
>Market cap is $49 billion
Literally free money

>>62117391
700.... Unnnnggggghhhhhhhhhh
Sure glad I bought all that TQQQ at the bottom.

>>62118485
you will learn the error in your ways eventually

>>62118441
no purpose but to dab on bobos.

>>62118486
They have liabilities.

>>62118456
Because the market hates bobo retards

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>>62118409
It's not going to go down in AH

kek it just pumped

>>62118456
But seriously I think it's timing and the implication of America taking out the biggest bottleneck to global trade.

>>62118495
You don't think the Iran peace deal is already priced in? Seems like market is pricing everything as if oil is flowing uninterrupted and running at full capacity already. Hard to imagine it'd pump much more from here since it seems to already be pricing that in. But I've been wrong all week and last week.

>>62118496
i bought spy puts above 700
its not above that
see you tomorrow when i'm literally a millionaire

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>>62118418
1.51%
$67,821.33 CAD
Why is this place not celebrating 700 SPY! Fuck is wrong with you guys.

>>62118507
I bought SPY calls when SPY was above $700, so see you tomorrow when I get fucked boss.

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>GRRR & GRRR Accessories

>>62118418
+1% today
+17% since jan
My butthole is clenched until the TSM results come in. Biggest position in my portfolio by a lot.
>>62118486
Show your position then.

At least when the original tariff taco happened last year there was some pullback after the market pumped like 10% in a day, started building again, took 2 months to get back to highs
What the actual FUCK is going on now? Back to all time highs in 2 weeks with zero give back? Was I supposed to just close my eyes and go balls deep to retardbuy believing in a literal meme about tacos on Tuesdays?
I don't catch falling knives, not even when they're falling upwards, there's always a pullback to position better, what the FUCK do you mean shit just keeps pumping and pumping on 80 fucking RSI???? Am I the mad one? Am I the one talking nonsense? Did I become a bear schizo without even knowing just because I don't fucking buy shit that goes up 20% in a week? I don't even get it anymore

>>62118513
to the death then
for the hand of gookfu
may the better boss win

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>Claude, give me some catchy taglines for Mountain Dew.

>>62118250
I bought a 100k at the absolute top. Just enjoy the roller coaster.

>>62118437
>What's next, Nike announcing they'll enter AI too
LIDL, the grocery store, is building AI datacenters in Germany.
They're privately owned so you can't invest.

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This will keep going on forever
Right?

>>62118368
Please, stop the cringe buddy.

not a pleasant day for you happeningfags

What’s the best piss jug these days? Tropicana changed their bottle design

>>62118498
see >>62118503

curious cuz I played the last two weeks absolutely wrong, my chakras are not aligned with the markets vibrations.

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>>62118533
zoom out

>>62117777
checked

>>62118519
COMPANIES
ARE
CREATING
SHAREHOLDER
VALUE

>>62118539
a japanese girl

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>>62118539
Why are you pissing into a jug when you can piss in luxury disposable adult underwear? This is literally why I'm bullish on KMB.

>>62118368
If you want to post with The Reddit spaces you should go to the spaces in The Reddit that let you post. Also for the record, I know the party is over at midnight, but none of the clocks have any hands, so I will be leaving this week, you should too boss.

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>>62118529
>Marzipan enhanced binary investment
Tastey.

>>62118541
Uohnhhhhhhh! Fatty erotic Fatty's belly and chest!!!

>>62118519
>What the actual FUCK is going on now?
This time there will bo no pullback. It will continue pumping when Trump's announcements about Iran surrendering actually are true. Then it will pump more when the world economy recovers from the high oil prices. Then, the new Fed chair will lower interest rates. Then, by the end of summer, Russia falls apart and the Ukraine conflict ends. Russia always falls apart at the end of summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw

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>>62117391
What’s this pattern called Mr Mumu?

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>>62118519
Hedge funds are incredibly bullish this year based on both the Trump tax refunds and the supreme court pissing on tarrifs. On top of record deficits and corporate AI spending.
They did not want to sell their position when things looked iffy, so instead they bought record hedges.
Everyone, yourself, me, the hedges were eager as fuck to buy the dip. They had record hedges providing them cash to fuel it.
I kept saying Oil was at 72 in Nov so between fracking or geopolitics this was not real. The counter argument was NEETs telling me professional highly educated oil traders who think about this shit all day were stupid jews, becuase they didnt watch the YouTube videos they had about the comming collapse.
Thats when I went balls deep in tqqq.

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henlo mister jerome
thank u for fixing the website
i can post memes again
please lower the rates
thank u mister jerome

>>62118437
smart though. once AI replaces everyone the only consumer left will be AI. no need for shoes anymore, gpu's though will be in high demand.

I'm shitting

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>>62118556
>On top of record deficits and corporate AI spending.
Record deficits? And aren't the tariffs coming back? AI spending is only good for providers, for business increasing spend on it, it's a gamble until we see ROI.

>They did not want to sell their position when things looked iffy, so instead they bought record hedges.
>Everyone, yourself, me, the hedges were eager as fuck to buy the dip. They had record hedges providing them cash to fuel it.
I agree it was already rally driven on low volume covering

>I kept saying Oil was at 72 in Nov so between fracking or geopolitics this was not real.
November? I don't follow. A lot of oil experts are sperging out over prices right now.

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test>>62118569
>>62118557

>>62118549
Mr Baggot where will you go? The jungles of the Amazon rainforest to live with the un contacted tribes and eat bees?

I already told you EVERYONE is coming to the party! Even you boss! No matter where you go Mr Bobos Centennial Celebration will find you!

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Why I still gotta do these bullshit captchas
Am I on a list?

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>>62118572
Its not fixed liars

>>62118580
It's better than it was 2 hours ago.

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>>62118417
made $210 trading too
>>62118555
bargaining but also having an episode.

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>>62118578
you're number one on my list babe

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BIRD put options now or wait until tomorrow? This turd cannot possibly stay this high right based on the a pivot that makes zero sense.

don't like them to be honest

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test

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>>62118581
Test

>>62118589
wtf are the lil sperms in the background?

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>>62118589
Me in the top right.

>>62118592
more replies between ids = stronger spring per reply

im shorting starting Friday with the new ath all the way to 6100. Enjoy the ride when cheeto n' queef orange man says something or Israeli or Iranian shit explodes

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>>62118591
>>62118581
Ok true
i wish this dogshit website would die already tho!

so will he announce some shit tomorrow? we wont bounce of ath for a 3rd time right?

>>62118518
I have 400 shares I bought at 130

>>62118550
Holy shit I love almond-filled christstollen
Every winter without fail

>>62118571
This is boring economics shit but big government deficits raise GDP, short term. Same with corporations buying AI infrastructure. Both increase the velocity of money and increase short term demand.
The tarrif risk is shrinking without the Supreme courts support which increases odds of consumers having more money.
Oil trades on the CME in Chicago. You could buy contracts for $50, really easy to use margin and leverage. The Nov prices were $73 at the peak.
Im sure there were traders saying oil is fucked, you will find outliers everywhere. The agreed market price was 73.

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude.quotes.html

bobo i think you miscounted how many barrels of oil we had. i'm saved once again by my aversion to arithmetic.

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>totally ignore all duties to control inflation
>instead print infinite money to inflate the stock market
>wtf, why is everything so expensive??
>why am I poor??

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>>62118418
1% for the day, 3% for the week, 7% for April, and half recovered what I lost by hodling in March.

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>>62118418
1.26 today
7.59 over the past week
It's going pretty incredible here. I know I probably can't do this consistently yet but seeing 3500 dollars in my portfolio over a single day yesterday gave me that feeling of wanting to quit my job. Stop losses triggered in today's pm, so I guess the profits are locked in, but I'm not averse to buying back in during tomorrow's premarket. Swinging TQQQ, holding mostly techshit long term.

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>>62118617
Yea... Burry has written about this in a non schizo way. This is a real issue, and worse the schizos have spent 2 decades making the dumbest arguments against the fed that nobody even wants to hear this stuff or have a conversation.
QAnon overlap was just to large.

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>>62118617
>rent is expected to average $4000 a month by 2050 if inflation continues over 3%

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>>62118584
yes it can. look at TSLA

>>62118605
Unironically no one cares about GDP in the stock market though since so many companies are international. But anyway, deficit seems like it's been normal and inline with other nearby years?

>Oil trades on the CME in Chicago. You could buy contracts for $50, really easy to use margin and leverage. The Nov prices were $73 at the peak.
Why do you keep mentioning November though? That was pre-war.. The reason people are now all hype about oil prices is because of the war and strait closure (I know you have to know this, just not sure why November keeps getting mentioned).

>Im sure there were traders saying oil is fucked, you will find outliers everywhere. The agreed market price was 73.
Sure, but this is a weird argument since it would imply the market is perfectly efficient and rational. You could use this argument against any perceived mispricing. Eventually reality has to converge with futures, and right now the spread is about $50 wide. I think when this dislocation vanishes, the market is in for some pain.

>>62118503
If Iran came to the table after chanting death to America for 50 years it's because they've already lost. The markets know this and they're pricing in a future world where global trade through Hormuz and Suez go uninterrupted because Iran isn't paying anybody to be a cunt.

>>62118540
It's simple really. The trend of the market is up and to the right. America is a continuation of ancient magic from Egypt to Greece to Rome to Britain to America. They could'nt be more explicit than to put all of their hermetic symbolism on the money and buildings everywhere. I don't know about you but I'm not trying to bet against a 5000 year old wizard cult.

>>62118644
Regardless, even just existing backlogs are enough to cause damage. Even if everything goes swimmingly from here on out and the strait is wide open forever from this day forward, there is 'muh irreversible damage done' but fr. Oil future prices have to converge with real physical prices at some point.

And your take is still speculative. Iran is willing to negotiate but doesn't seem willing to budge on nukes or sovereignty of the strait. I dont' think that's 'losing' and they've continually held up their leverage.

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tesT

>>62118651
I'm not disagreeing with it long term, but a pullback is definitely still on the menu imo. I was just blindsided by the intensity of the rally while it ignored all bad news. Situation is worse than it was two weeks ago but we're at ATH.

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>>62118519
ultimately it's the 401ks. the big IPOs will mark the top, until then retardmode. flows in YTD are yuge even though it's obvious that the economy will start imploding sometime this year. work is already completely maxed out finished inventory. david_hunter.jpg
>>62118651
it's pretty crazy

>>62118655
the big thing is that your opinion is not shared by the majority of investors.

>>62118652
The entire market is speculative. These are speculative assets driven by past confirmed realities and the combined mental stability of the people with the most money to gamble. People wealthier and smarter than both of us think the market is over sold and are pumping hard. Things are moving around not just related to oil but also AI and general industry. Perfect storm of money making. Honestly the market has been shit since COVID and if we can stop having a once in a lifetime crisis every six months then we're well overdue for a correction upwards.

>>62118637
Wow, my rent is going down?

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I missed the boat...

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>>62118664
Priced in, the market is forward looking lmao

SCUSE ME JEB

>>62118659
Not right at this moment in time, obviously and I admitted as much. I see where we're at as a pretty fragile level unless the dump to $630 was a complete fakeout / shakeout. But oil flows being disrupted to this extent seems like it could exert a pretty real and unignorable force on the markets that's currently being 'forward-looked' right over like it wont' happen.

It is also OK to disagree with the market. In fact, any trade is expression of exactly that.

>>62118660
>The entire market is speculative.
Yes, that's my point.

>Honestly the market has been shit since COVID
?? What? It's been on an insane streak since COVID.

>>62118642
Nov of this year. Its forward looking...
And yea, they could all be wrong with their MBA's, decades of trading experience, million dollar quants, and 50 hours a week talking to customers and suppliers.
They have been wrong before and will be again. I just wonder if you see the hubris in a Anon whos never taken a econ class or did not know what the CME is thinking that he is smarter than everyone else...
But fuck it man. Its easy to buy contracts. I do hope you buy a bunch, make a shit ton of money, and laugh/rub it in my smug face. I mean that.
What I dont want is more losers who cant check their ego at the door, cant make money, spout bad market moves, and than blame everyone but themselves and consol themselves with the delusion they will be right in 2 more weeks for the next decade.
Let's make money not lose it.

This is what I have learned about the stock market.
For large caps, every happening is fake and will be bought up within 2 week.
Meanwhile small caps will dump 90% and never recover.

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>>62118666
>Devil trips
Bad omen.

Yeah it sucks to miss a big green day, but in 3 months time you will look at SPY 800 and wish you had swallowed your pride and bought today. I believe in you smiggie wiggie :3