>>21964038
i was daccord with it till the oat milk, i dont like the taste

Imagine being a middle age office drone walking into the cafeteria at work to grab a coffee and seeing some dumb zoomer filming their Sysco slop breakfast sandwich. Makes you wonder when they will need to start installing suicide nets on the side of buildings like in china.

>>21964046
I was thinking the same thing. Like... Its a bagel dude relax

>>21964038
infuckingsane to put lettuce, tomato, onion, and provolone on a cinnamon bagel with butterscotch cream cheese.

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>>21964038
wow in this economy that's crazy.

>breakfast
>casually consumes raw onion at 9 am
>burps and rumbles for the rest of the day

>>21964058
Fucking right? What is that?
Worst cut bagel I've ever seen in my life too.
9/10 corpos don't do this for their drones btw. I hated corporate work, it's such a waste of time I get angry that I'm stuck at the office when I had nothing to do.
> There's always something to do
No there isn't, because the people above you aren't actually doing their jobs and leaving you hanging
Or they have to "run it up the chain" because they're too pussy to make a simple decision.
Food service is significantly harder, and more fun
I work for a few small businesses at this point, because they can't pay for shit, but it's more fun. When I'm working in actually working and not just tired to a desk to save face.
If you find the right businesses, the owner just wants help and is open to good ideas about how works smarter

>>21964038
What kind of maniac eats raw onion and lettauce for breakfast?

>>21964094
officedrones that want to stink up the office

>>21964094
me + [others minus you]

>>21964088
never had that problem

>>21964094
onions are good throughout the day

>>21964038
the top half is going to be dry as fuck

>>21964094
Nothing wrong with it but it doesn't belong on a raisin bagel with butterscotch cream cheese. Belongs in an omelet or atop a savory bagel.

>>21964038
This is pretentious as fuck. I guess I kinda understand why people snap and shoot up offices and workplaces now. Imagine spending 75% of your life around people like this daily.

>>21964038
I bet he makes his boyfriend a happy man

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>>21964149
>i'm mad jelly at people who have bufféts at work, and i think mass shootings are the solution to this "problem"

>>21964038
the tomato looks pretty grim

>>21964149
The places that get shot up do not offer breakfast

>>21964038
>use the same tools and utensils used by 50 other people who didn't wash their hands
hahaha, NO

>>21964149
>eating breakfast is pretentious

>>21964177
No but recording yourself doing it is you mouthbreathing faggot.

>>21964189
Its no wonder you empathize with mass shooters when a person just going about their day makes you seethe this much

TWO slices of ham

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>>21964202
About that "black forest ham". picrel.

>>21964038
>butter scotch

>2000 calories at 9am
Just fuck my quota up

meanwhile me
>meeting at 9
>get up at 8:55
>lappy has been running since 8 with waggle script pretending I'm working (dnd)
>dash to bathroom to gargle water and power piss
>8:59, start meeting early
>female team members talk, so I go shave and brush teeth, missing nothing important

>>21964046
Fuck you flyover farm sheep fucker get fucked farmer U Jelly bro?

>>21964440
Lmao you ok lil zoom?

>>21964448
I'm fuming

look at how mentally ill this board is

>contaminating the watermelon flavor with the red onion
eeeeeeeeeewww

Mmmmmmmmmmm butterscotch and red onions. Delightful combination

>>21964094
the same maniac that pairs it with a fucking cinnamon raisin bagel and a sweet cream cheese spread
they're most likely korean

>>21964038
i guarantee this person is neither lactose nor gluten intolerant

>>21964038
>look at my goodgoy treats
I'd rather be self employed and pay for my own breakfast, thx.

>>21964149
>This is pretentious as fuck
it might make more money than their office salary

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>>21964038
>raisin bagel and raw onion

what is better strategy for feeding your corporate drones?
creature comforts (high carb breakfast) vs high protein breakfast to fuel the day.

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>>21964815
feed them like soldier MREs or school prison lunches

>>21964812
It's crazy how many people are getting rich off social media. Even adding to their income that way, just recording the mundane shit they're doing, is crazy to me.
I don't blame people who do it, I really blame the idiotic consooomers addicted to short videos of nothing, and parents letting children have access to that.

>>21964815
Both should be available, it's about keeping people happy after all. It's not a matter plan for a healthy workplace, just taking things off your workers plate so they have more time and brain space to focus on work

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>>21964814
> Butterscotch cream cheese with red onion

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>>21964815
have a mcdonalds inside

>>21964821
if was handed an MRE every day before i headed out to the field my work would improve

>>21964088
fpbp

>>21964838
I haven't had an MRE but they look terrible. I think I'd rather have a lunchable.
I would accept an MRE though, free food is free food

>>21964847
>free food is free food
There is no way you are this poor. What 3rd world shit hole do you live in?

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>>21964038
this makes me feel pretty good about my choice to become an ER nurse. i don't always love my job, but the thought of how wretched an 8-5 office job is always cheers me. some of my colleagues who have only ever worked in health care would appreciate their jobs a little more if they had ever been office zombies i think.

>>21964038
>breakfast at work
sorry im a peasant who has to bring my own food to work. is getting free food at work everyday a real thing?

>>21964937
Very common in tech. Free breakfast and lunch, snacks all day, drink coolers etc.

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>>21964038
>Lettuce

>>21964853
I appreciate free food when it is given to me because I'm a polite member of society.

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>>21964038
this video really feels like a kid showing off his toys and being proud of them. I can't quite articulate it but the text, the cuts, the emojis, the fact it was filmed at all deeply disturbs me. If this is the average person now, we are so fucking raped and there is no saving us. Again I can't quite articulate it so you either get what I'm saying or you don't, sorry if you don't, I know it seems like I'm way overreacting but this is a very raped goyslave video.

>>21965696
Your post is much more disturbing than the video. Touch grass n get over yourself.

>>21964088
I think you're allergic to onions

>>21964430
>going in Teams meeting from home
>asshole is not washed

>>21965696
Are you GenX? Get fucked in your stupid, cunty soul you enormous, stinking piece of turd

>>21964038
>all those raw red onions.
Imagine the breath.

>>21965696
>If this is the average person now
it's not, and the fact that you are seething this much over it is more concerning than than the woman recording the OP. people like you used to be locked up.

>>21964038
And this is why AI will take these jobs. People are sick of these pretentious assholes who cry all of the time.

>>21964088
Not my problem

>>21965769
>>21965703
>>21965749
>he pointed out we are goycattle, quick, attack him!
lmao ok enjoy your baubles while everything burns

>>21965771
You're a little bitch and you cried when I buttfucked you

>>21965821
Pansy faggot.

>>21964038
looks like a big sloppo shit. just give me a bagel and ill wrap it in some damp paper towels and steam it in the microwave, makes it almost as fresh as the day it came down the assembly line

>>21965807
you will die a virgin

>>21965703
I get what anon is saying, though. Why can't zoomers just eat a goddamn bagel without recording themselves for their tictacs? You see shit like that everywhere. I remember being a kid and then doing stupid shit like riding a bike through Walmart's aisles. Now kids stage themselves doing it for social media because they want a shot at going viral. It's manufactured, fake fun they're having. Just eat the goddamn bagel for fuck's sake.

>>21965824
Stfu you're my bitch

>>21965807
Asshole you triggered me I am clutching my funko pop

>>21964038
They better stop posting these videos on social media. One of the newly hired MBA's up in the corporate suite is going to see this and cut it so he can gloat about saving the company 0.31% of its gross revenue from being wasted by the slave pool.

>>21964210
kek thought the same

>>21964088
Lox bagels with onions and capers are delicious for breakfast. Not every breakfast needs to be cinnamon toast crunch cereal. Get a job.

>>21964088
>>burps and rumbles for the rest of the day
it keeps annoying coworkers away

>>21964038
>dessert for breakfast
>putting lettuce, onion, tomato and ham on top of your dessert
WTF is wrong with americans

>>21964847
I'd rather have an MRE than a lunchable. Even ignoring the portion size difference warm food that more closely resembles real food sounds better than processed ham/crackers, the fakest pizza in the world and the most processed salsa ever. MRE probably has less lead in it too.

>>21965893
>some measly lunch hall is 0.31% of its gross revenue
Try adding three more 0s in front of the 3. Maybe more.

>>21964451
It's so over for Clozzy

>>21964090
>Worst cut bagel I've ever seen in my life too.
JEEVES my fainting couch NOW! someone cut a bagel wrong...

>>21964174
get the sand out of your vagina.

>>21964038
I would eat all the hams and cheese slices and take my coffee black but holy shit i want to be corporate so badly. Instead i get to work remotely for a small 20 person company as their entire hardware design department. No one knows what i do besides my boss, no one cares. The sales and marketing and hr people treat me like a harmless oddity, and we don't get catered lunches or anything
Although i am learning quite and have a lot of freedom so it's not all bad

>>21965893
Companies have shit like this to encourage wagies to work longer hours/spend more time together and so they have "culture" to point to when asked why anyone should bother coming into the office over working remotely. It's also pretty cheap in the grand scheme of things.

>>21964038
Looks alright, what is the problem again? get a job/life you useless parasites

>>21966017
What are *you* working? Some bot in a factory? Gtfo like you know what's going on at coast corporations you hick

>>21964041
>i was daccord
Me aussi.

The amount of millennial corpo shit is inversely proportional to how good a job it is. If they throw pizza parties every friday its because you work 12 hour days with no break, or its because you have a fake job and are first to be laid off the second trump implements tarrifs

>>21966091
Stop projecting. I used to work for a huge corporation with "perks" like a free cafeteria, a fancy breakroom, nap rooms and an onsite gym. It sounds awesome when you're a newfag, then you eventually realize those are just ways for management to try to extract free hours from you by pressuring you to work longer. These perks are merely an attempt to eliminate excuses to leave the office.
>come in early to have breakfast with the rest of the team at the cafeteria while we go over our previous quarter's performance, they're serving omelets and pancakes!
>it's been a long week, take a nap or go play some arcade games in the breakroom so you're refreshed to get this project done tonight, we'll even have pizza delivered!
>what's that, overtime might cut into your workouts? go get in your lift during lunch and bring something from the cafeteria back to your desk afterwards!
>you want to work from home? but we spent all this money on such a nice office so come use all these great amenities!
The pimped out office perks were cool when it was slow but absolutely not worth the expectation you'd work your life away whenever it got busy, which was more often than not because they're chronically understaffed. Never working more than 40 hours a week is the ultimate perk, which I now have at my remote job with another employer.

>>21966119
Huh?

>>21966105
Je parl bone francis aussie

>>21966122
We, ma sewer

>>21964038
that is just like my hecking college buffet.
reminds me of getting DRUNK and HUNG OVER
guys check out my hangover cure
it has bagel, red onions, lettuce, tomato, black forest ham and provolone cheese ('O')

>>21965756
>reddit spacing
>using AI to answer a question
>believing that someone recording their bagel actually comes from a Japanese cultural concept
Thank God you’re not in a job that can influence society

>>21966152
It's probably that same anon from a thread a while back who uploads screen caps and calls it an argument.

>>21964934
based achewood enjoyer

>>21964038
the part where they felt the need to show themselves shutting the bagel drawer is strangely poetic

>>21966164
>AI hallucinations are facts

>>21964088
It do be like that sometimes. My farts are legendary.

>>21965696
It's literally just how women are

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>>21966119
Congrats on a better job desu.
Working less than 40 hrs is where it's at for sure

>>21966007
what a thing to bitch about
>it's not all bad
Is this bait? This is bait right?

>>21965696
Hey buddy
People post mundane shit in social media to make money. It's not actually about showing off, and this isn't the average person. Being able to make money outside of a useless office isn't a bad thing.
It's going to be okay

>>21965980
Are you retarded?

>>21966600
>Is this bait? This is bait right?
You have no idea how much I've always wanted catered office lunches in my life. There's just something about workplace meals that makes me go "man that's so neat, i want that"

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How does a video of a fucking bagel sandwich make this board seethe so much

>>21964853
>"hey anon, want to come over for dinner? i'm makin-"
>WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF POORFAG? FUCKING THIRDIE REEEEEEE

>>21966105
it's french, not australian

>>21966624
What's "zaza"? Pizza?

>>21964821
It actually looks good wtf. And I can rest easy knowing the army would hopefully create food that’s not designed to make their soldiers shoot bullets off their rear

>>21964046
What do you work as? I'm curious

>>21966917
I am a rent boy, why?

>>21966920
Be serious

>>21964038
>butterscotch cream cheese
>cinnamon raisin bagel
>ham salad on top with red onion
b8

>>21964038
>oat milk
It started so good.

>>21964038
Yeah this fucking bagel bar is totally worth not having a dental plan
Fuck the union!

Corporate jobs are for normies. Sure it feels good to be ~25 years old wearing some kind of semi-formal clothing to work, feeling like you're doing something worthwhile because your father-figure boss praised you for completing some project. But it's meaningless. They don't care about you, and none of it matters. Corporations don't attract people with soul, dignity, it attracts people who want to make a lot of money and jockey for status. The best you can hope for is being praised for playing along with this in your 20s until you have a breakdown in your 30s and decide to go harvest bananas in Guatemala or some shit. The corporate world is a dungeon for the soul, and a time comes where you can't find your way out again. Fuck your gay optimism, fuck your charity day photo opps.

>>21964170
Yeah the truly miserable places won't even offer food. Wherever this OP is at is actually a decent work place.

>>21966977
I concur - nobody can be that fat and retarded

>>21966119
>just ways for management to try to extract free hours from you by pressuring you to work longer
i've heard this repeated several times, but unless you're a retard it's an actual perk
>boring old office
>work 9-17 aka 8 hours
>gay manchildren office with all the free stuff
>take longer breaks, spend more time doing whatever homosexual shit they let you do
>still get in at 9, still get out at 17 but with less work done

>>21964038
Looks gross, kill yourself

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>>21967400
I don’t think you’d understand until you experience it. You get fired for acting like your second block of greentext. Not immediately, but overtime you’re not considered a “team player” because you leave on time.
Sometimes, it doesn’t even matter if you ARE done with your work but everyone else is staying late because they fucked off most of the day. Those places in particular are the fucking worst.
No, BRIAN, i don’t care that you didn’t look at any emails or review requests until 4:30pm because you dicked around all day. I’m leaving at 5pm and will do whatever dumb shit you want tomorrow.
No i will not be checking email at 7 even though you’re still in the office.
Fuck those people, i actually love my life outside of work

>>21967400
Know how I can tell you haven't actually worked an office job? You think they're still 9-5 like the Dolly Parton song. It's either 9-6 or 8-5 because somewhere along the way (((they))) decided the lunch hour was no longer part of the workday. You still get your lunch break of course, but it's now considered off the clock so you are there for at least 9 hours.

>>21966624
Why does the video exist in the first place? It's a basic bitch office bagel. Everyone else eats it and then goes about their day. Now this 22 year old new hire is constantly recording herself doing mundane shit like eating her daily bagel because she's desperate to go viral. It's just silly. Lowtax was right. The Internet actually did make people stupid.

>>21964210
i don't get it. what am i supposed to see

No one on 4chan even knows what this life is like. Everyone on this website works fully remote from home in tech making 250k a year or more, usually multiple jobs at once, and only work about 2 hours a day. They never work in offices or corporations with cafeterias like this.

>>21964038
No it sucks. Do you think that food is free? No it's not. Instead of giving you in pay what that food is worth you are paid less.

Modern corporate jobs are just goy daycare for women so they they don't reproduce.

>>21966941
I work in a battery factory, I test batteries, why?

>>21964038
oink oink

>>21968005
I just wonder how people manage to escape that life

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>>21964038
>black forest ham
that is not Schwarzwalder Schinken

>>21964088
my beer farts from drinking the previous day are 100x worse so whatever

>>21968013
The office cattle life? Idk man I live free as a battery tester, I just insert batteries in a device for 8 hours/day

>>21968001
It is worth it if you make a proper meal taking tons of meat instead of only 2 slices like the soyboy in the video.

>>21964038
brb gonna work HR so I can upload my day in the life then become an influencer

>>21964088
dis nigga can't handle onion. lil 2 spicy for dis wyboi

>>21968188
it that's a woman they got dirty hands

>>21964046
>slop slop slop
Considering you're lucky to work at a job anymore that even provides decent free coffee I'd say a job thats willing to feed you everyday is pretty high up on my list. Meanwhile we are lucky to be fed a lunch by my company maybe twice a year.

I worked for Monsanto for a couple of years and they unironically had an amazing corporate cafeteria. Even had signs saying the fruit and veg were non-GMO lol. They had free Ted Drewes ice cream too for the few people here that might know what that is.
Only thing I miss about that place.

>>21964038
>toaster
>"Δ CAUTION HOT!"
We're doomed...

>>21964038
Does this person think people will be impressed by then making a glorified sammich?

>>21966119
this anon gets it
>>21967400
>staying at the office instead of going home
ngmi, I want to be fucking home so I can be naked in my bathrobe or relaxing in bed, not at the office.

>>21967631
>You get fired for acting like your second block of greentext
god, i love my non-american worker rights

>>21967661
i've worked office jobs for 10+ years exclusively, in varying shift timings.
in my language we usually call it 9-6 actually, but i localized it for convenience

>>21968130
as a wfh software fag who does basically nothing it seems like psychological torture to do repetitive actions like that, just so you can eat 3 meals a day

are you at least paid ok?

And as a kid, did you ever think it's turn out this way?

How does someone stay awake after a 1,000 calorie breakfast of mostly carbs?

>>21968509
usually if I'm watching interesting YouTube videos I don't fall asleep

>>21964088
HOT
Hopeful those are coming out of a female butthole

>>21966624
>onion on a raisin bagel
>making a bagel sandwich at all that isn't just a bacon egg and cheese
>not toasted well
>awful infantilizing camera work, perhaps the next video will be how to stack blocks
>WATERMELON
This is the food board, anon. Do you even like stuff that tastes good my guy?

>>21967631
Yeaaahh I don't get it either. Honestly I am becoming more cutthroat with things like this even outside of work. Do Not Disturb on with no exceptions. If only blue collar work was exempt from this too. It's the same thing
>be on the jobsite thirty minutes early to do nothing bud
>annoying old faggot "what are we starting tomorrow?"
>corporate snark is replaced by the literal stupidest people you have ever fucking met
>inter-trade pettiness "drywaller da best trade"
>portapotty (no explanation needed)

>>21964038
>high trust society things

>>21964038
That looks kinda dogshit

>>21968501
>as a wfh software fag who does basically nothing
crazy how you faggots always need to tell everyone this

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>>21968384
Do you also love your non-American paycheck?

>>21969063
we're bored as fuck, it explains our boredom concisely

>>21969104
That's one of the stupidest charts I've ever seen

>>21968537
That's a shame, really. Old people and stupid people should be kept out of work desu

>>21969104
it's alright, i frankly don't feel like i'm missing anything material wealth wise

>>21968501
There's perks to working in a battery factory, I get to throw all the rejected batteries in the ocean

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>>21964038
>those nails
Only women ever like working in the office and it's because they do nothing but gossip and hunt for a husbandl.

>>21969596
i think maybe your perception of office work is skewed due to watching too much porn featuring secretaries
also flawed; i enjoyed working in an office despite being born with a huge cock, and the females working there were doing things related to the work they were hired to do
+ those nails look like they're fine for keyboard work, nothing too crazy

>>21968212
Look at you getting fed twice a year. The company I'm at now does one single meal. A BBQ in August and that's it. We have a policy that is very, very clear on the fact that there will be absolutely no company paid meals. You can fuck off and die if you want a free lunch.

The worst part is I came from a company that had lunch like twice a month.

>>21968015
that is not how you type ä either

>>21969615
It might depend on the size of the office or company. Large ones have lots of places to hide and tend to have a huge block of people doing nothing of value. To be fair it might not be women specifically doing that vs the fact they are just a larger % of low-level office employees and thus are more visible.

>>21969641
The goal is to get into an obscure part of the company that has low visibility and metrics that aren't easily trackable. This way you stay on payroll but deal with the least amount of people and can get away coming in and out at odd hours.

>>21969641
Women doing nothing in offices tend to be loud and annoying. They get into groups and gossip with each other all day, or they go desk to desk trying to talk to anyone who will listen. Men doing nothing in offices usually just quietly sit in their cubicle reading, goofing around on their phone or napping.

>>21966119
Part of whats kept me from totally crashing out on my job is the fact they have an onsite gym so I take my lunch in the gym about 2 hours before I leave so I can get a workout in.

>>21969659
That also leads to further disruption. Men are probably more likely to take excessive smoke breaks or take a long time on the shitter though.

>>21964038
I didn't open it, I'm assuming this is a jpg and you get access to a stack of plates (because of your corporate job)

>>21964038
>having breakfast at work
The horror.

>>21964046
Why would seeing a young person doing something silly make you suicidal? Sounds like you have serious issues

>>21969749
>or take a long time on the shitter
Hey, who said you could talk about me?

>>21969104
desu it should be using the big mac index or any other PPP

>>21964038
>bagels
Do people actually enjoy them or is it just that Jews have psyopped everyone into thinking they're a breakfast standard?

>>21964038
California corpos dont even have lox, how do you manage?

>>21967096
LISA NEEDS BRACES

>>21970051
They're good for a sandwich if they're fresh and soft.

>>21967096
Companies that do this usually also provide full benefits.

>>21970051
Literally just chewy bread.

>>21969596
That just sounds like a marketing firm or hr firm. Maybe that anon should get into an industry that isn't full of women lmao
That is not my experience.

>>21969659
I know some guys who act like women then. Middle management jackasses though, so you can't even tell them to fuck off and leave you alone

>>21969662
Based

>>21970051
Just like any bread product there are good and bad ones. I don't like bagel sandwiches, just sounds retarded to have a hole in the middle of a sandwich.
I put cream cheese, and occasionally lox. You can arrange the salmon along the bagel though, not over top of the hole

>>21964440
we got a jumper!

>>21970051
You should try it with some whitefish, sable, cream cheese, capers (You can brush them off if you don't like them) onions

I basically consider this shit a negative. I used to work a job where I had salesmen coming to my office and brining me food every day. I would have a box of doughnuts and a big bag full of burritos and all kinds of pastries and stuff every day. It was a huge curse for me I would always want to just throw the shit directly in the trash to remove the tempation but I couldn't do that so I would put it all in the brake room and then when I would go to get coffee I would have to like try my hardest not to look at the food.

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>>21966119
There's a secret trick you can use to get out of these situations.
It's called "no".
If you get caught using it, don't tell anyone where you got it from.

>>21966091
ESL retard.

>>21969802
I bring milk in a mason jar and eat bran flakes using work utensils so I don't have to wash them (clean it up janny) and mix my cafe bustelo instant into the remaining milk and slurp it up.

>>21970407
As someone that was in a position to say no to people, it really is an amazing tool.
That said the average fuck isn't indispensable and isn't generally in a position to say no without getting cut for "not fitting company culture"

Telling a power-tripping middle manager that I wouldn't be coming in the next week and watching him melt down was a highlight of my life

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>>21964038
Self serve is such a horror show, all you need is meat and pic rel ad salt

>>21973600
You're coming across as seething, it's very strange

>>21967661
>everywhere is america
Nah, here it's legally part of the 8 hour work day. 8 to 4 or 9 to 5.

>>21965696
If you told me it was made by aliens who studied us and studied food courts and tik tok I would agree.

That looks only slightly better than hotel breakfast at a 3.5 star..

>>21964038
this video gave me treatment-resistant depression

>>21967661
Canadian here. We're only half as cucked working 8:30-5.

>>21967661
10.5 hours for me.

>>21964430
Rofllll
This is the truest thing I’ve read on the subject
Every day reality hahahahah

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I just looked up "Corporate day in the life" and found 960 instagape reals
>tfw I'm watching them
>tfw no one does any work
>tfw how much fucking money do these people get paid
>tfw 'consultants' that are 21 years old
>tfw tfw

>>21970170
So bread but worse.

>>21974505
Its literally jew daycare to keep these women from having kids.

>>21974505
Hey man
Sometimes people lie on the Internet, just wanna share that with you.
China took it to the next level as usual desu

https://m.slashdot.org/story/442737

>>21964038
The amount of toasting on that bagel is just fucking pathetic. Stopped watching there.

>>21970051
I love them. But I’m also like 24% Ashkenazi so there’s that

>>21964038
>Watermelon
>Brown hand
Kek

>>21964038
I ain't coming to work for a bagel

>>21974704
Take your meds champ

Why subject yourself to oat "milk" sewage when you're not even vegetarian
If you're lactose intolerant just take lactase pills

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>>21964094
thats not very Hungarian of you anon

>>21964038
corporate jobs disgust me, at least office jobs do
there's something inhuman about them
food and eating should be a communal thing not some soulless approved break time some spreadsheet or psychopath decided on

>typical 2900 kcal snack in the usa

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>>21964038
Yeah... but you're still eating at an office. Doesn't matter how nice the food is, you're still trapped like the rest of us working class.

Now, getting some fast food for breakfast, hopping in your car, and driving to wherever the hell you want, in the middle of the week? That's freedom, baby.

>>21964038
>schwartzwald ham
Is this bitch retarded?

>>21976539
Looks like a fairly small amount of bagel for the average person, I would say?

>>21974505
I became one of these consultants at 26 after getting my master's. The clients that hire major firms have a ton of money so we can bill them for a ton of hours to complete basic tasks. The more hours you bill, the more money the company makes, so they encourage time wasting behavior so long as the contract gets fulfilled. The most valued consultants are those who can
>talk clients into giving them fake make work
>spend a long time doing something basic, but sell it as something amazing to the client
>game the billable hours and budgets to waste as much time as possible without being obvious when it's audited
It's the beautiful efficiency of late stage capitalism. I know this job will end one day so I've been saving thousands a month, just got my 1st home last year, have six figures invested.

>>21966007
that and being able to go to an office and leave the work there at the end of the day. remote work is insanity inducing.

>>21964038
I never had a job that had a cafeteria in the building, seems cool until you get laid off.

>>21964937
It is a trick to get you to come in early and leave late.

>>21969104
Okay now lets look at quality of life and find out what the money is going towards

>>21974505
Anon its 60 second clips. Do you want 45 seconds of the clip being used to show them typing into documents and printing/mailing things? They show you the fun stuff. Do you really believe a ton of people are getting paid to do nothing?

>>21964853
50% of people in your country are not employed. You are going to be the food sooner than later.

>>21967661
Office jobs are salaried. You aren't paid by the hour. It's the entire reason convincing people to stay extra hours is a thing. How long you spend there is entirely up for negotiation. Any real job, as in produces a real product; if you work extra hours you have to be paid more than during your normal hours. We are long overdue for normal hours to be 20 per week as this is the only way to encourage full employment.

>>21977666
Yeah but I bet you can't even make a decent power point presentation

>>21977666
>Office jobs are salaried.
I work an hourly office job. Only managers and up are salary.

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Corporate life isn't that great
>t. previously on corporate
Its very stuffy, you can't be yourself. I even have to use ChatGPT when I reply to emails now.. to sound 'human'... I've only ever used email for most of my life in a corporate setting so coming across as normal is so alien I sound like a robot. Pretty sure people in my current non-corporate job make fun of me or think I'm retarded.

>>21977690
That’s so strange desu, is it sales?

>>21978702
> it’s stuffy
Yes, i hated that. Everyone is so fake and can be weirdly devious. And for what, an extra few points on their performance review? I hate busy work too
Why do you think noncorpos think you’re rewarded??

From Dune
>Piter: "Are my pleasures too expensive, Baron? Do you object to them?"
>Baron Harkonnen: "My dear Piter, your pleasures are what tie you to me. How could I object to that?”

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>>21978704
>weirdly devious
that is so accurate. Learning not to help people so you don't get blamed for their mistake is another thing.

Always gotta watch your six.

Happy I'm not there anymore.

>>21978713
I had a significant problem with someone stealing my work and then explaining or executing it poorly. It was always fun to watch him stumble through why his shit didn’t work or make sense though. He knew he couldn’t ask me in the meeting and i never spoke up.
I knew i wasn’t staying so i never bothered

>>21964038
that doesn’t look much better than a cheap hotel breakfast

>that flecked concrete countertop
I haven't seen that pattern since my elementary school floors in the late 90s

Why do faggots eat lettuce for breakfast. Youre only suppose to eat leafs every couple months. Thats not human food, who the heck looks at a tree and goes “mmmm leaves munch munch”?

>>21979130
leaves aren’t gonna hurt you dude. they’re mostly cellulose which just passes through your digestive system without doing anything.

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>>21979130
Me, nigga.

>>21964038
looks more like daycare

>>21964038
oh so that's why the bank can only be open 3 hours one day a week

>>21978704
>That’s so strange desu, is it sales?
No, customer service, but every other department is the same. Only managers and up are salaried. Every office job I ever had was hourly, too.

>>21979933
That hasn’t been my experience, even when i had an office-based customer service job! Weird, I’m in Indiana, maybe it’s a regional/state thing

My girlfriend's brother is a corpo line cook and honestly I'm kinda jelly because I enjoy cooking a lοt more than checking spreadsheets 8 hours a day.

>>21979130
>Youre only suppose to eat leafs every couple months.

We've got a nutritionist here!