>>21973197
I’ve seen a british breakfast before and this is not it

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>>21973197
For me, it's a simple sandwich with HP.

>>21973207
>simple sandwich
clearly a biscuit

>>21973197
Extremely phallic image.

>>21973197
Is this what the british call "faggots"?

FAGGOTS AND PEAS?!

>>21973215
it's a biscuit sandwich, silly goose

>>21973207
aren't HP and A1 practically identical?

>>21973277
i wish

>>21973197
>deep fried dick

>>21973215
do you know what a sandwich is

>>21973197
the unspotted dick...
...is the deadliest

>>21973207
For some reason, I can't fathom these kinds of mid century ads in a British context, being read by British voices. They seem like the exclusive domain of dumbasses like Juror 12 and America.

>>21973277
No. I tried some HP here in the USA and it was kind of like A-1 but sweeter. I didn't like it. I don't really like A-1 anymore either. I liked it as a teen and i put it on fries and burgers, but I somehow grew out of it. Store brand steak sauce tastes the same for half the price. That's not always the case with condiments.

>>21973197
is that some chips and spotted dick

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Classic British dinner

>>21976139
So repulsive you decided to make a thread about it huh?

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>>21973197

>>21976139
POSITIVELY LUSH
CHEERS

>>21973197
Of course. Battered dick with peas and chips.

>>21976139
im english and this looks great. It looks like shit, but if you saw molten chocolate for the first time you'd probably react the same.

>>21973197
Is this what they would call "scran"?

>>21973197
Uuth thus whuut thuyy wuuld cuhl "scruhn"?

>>21973197
i'd love to slobber on that knob

>>21973207
lmao, there's no way this isn't edited.

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>>21979777
shit, forgot pic

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>>21973207
Meh.

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Actual britbong living in britshitistan here, Sharia law does not apply for 2 hours in the early afternoon, allowing me to post on non halal websites and consume flesh of unclean animals

just ate a bowl of pic rel 10 mins ago, it's a pork and beef Bolognese I made with spinach and rigatoni pasta

>>21979834
Hahahaha haaaaaa that's fucking brilliant xD

>>21973240
faggots are meatball type things made from pork or lamb meat, liver, maybe another type of offal as well like lung or heart. Mixed together with onions and herbs and braised in a gravy in the oven.