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imagine getting filtered by the grocery store

>>21975204
do we really need 10+ brands of dry pasta?

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>>21975202
>>way too many variations of the same product
Variety is the spice of life

>>21975274
just give me Tabasco

>>21975207
Woah now you're starting to sound like one of those communists.

>>21975202
>HEEEELP
>CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME?
>WHERE'S THE DINNER AISLE!?
>THIS BOX HAS A PICTURE OF WHAT I WANT

>>21975285
>100 brands of frozen pizza

>>21975202
Don't forget having to dodge wagies in every other aisle filling boxes with pick up or delivery orders. Like bitch move so I can get milk.

>>21975202
Euro's bully us for using mobility scooters in our grocery stores but we literally need too! Everything is so far away. They'd use them too if their stores weren't like 3 aisles

>>21975296
thank you for bringing a smile to my face

What frozen food are you buying, homie?

>>21975274
as opposed to child-oriented hot sauces?

>>21975597
Probably because they have stupid names like
>Fuck Ya Momma Right In The Pussy Sauce
>Nasty Frank's Asshole Ripping Nitro Sauce

>>21975597
I assume they have tits on the label?

>>21975274
>adult oriented hot sauces
do I find hiroshima ass ripper there or in the kid's aisle?

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>>21975597
yes

>>21975202
fucking zoomer, do you really not understand this

>>21975202
welcome to capitalism

a grocery store is like a penis, if it's too small that's a problem, but if it's too big that's a problem too. It just needs to be inside a certain range to be effective and comfortable to use.

>>21975780
nah he's got a point. >>21975807 is right, there is a sweet spot for grocery store size.

>>21975807
thank you for knowing so much about how penises feel inside your body

>>21975202
Just pick up several frozen products to build an igloo for your frozen pizza and dump them on the side when it's time to ring your groceries

>>21975274
Can I put this on my pennes?

>>21975812
>>21975817
pornstar Valentina Nappi once said that a large penis is like a big Christmas lunch. It's fun to have one every once in a while, but for normal routine sex an average penis is preferable.
Grocery shopping is kinda like this: it's cool to go to a huge supermarket every once in a while, so you can try unusual products that you don't normal find, but for everyday shopping a smaller store is better.
sorry if I keep thinking about dicks lmao

>>21975202
>everything is far away
are you only 2 feet tall?
>>21975274
>Variety is the spice of life
what is salt and pepper?

>>21975202
>you leave knowing you missed something on your shopping list because you just wanted to get the fuck out
>you
quit thinking in projection.

>>21975339
just move their cart out of the way, anon.
if they try and muscle you out of the way or get rude they will be fired.

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>everything is far away
>he buys the crap in the middle aisles

>>21975202
>>everything is far away
>sharts are so out of shape that walking in a climate controlled store is a laborious task for them

>>21975202
>going to the store is too hard
Zoomers were a fucking mistake

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>>21975409

>>21976012
there is not a single building in europe that has a floorplan as big as our smallest supercenter. euros will simply never know the luxury and excess we enjoy on a daily basis.

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>>21976116
>uhm askcuaslly crying about how i have to walk around to buy food like the hamplanet lardass is LE BASED stupid europoors

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My Grocery Outlet just changed owners. Does that mean they were bad people? I thought the managers son was cute.

>>21976207
>being gay
nah, you're the bad person

>>21975202
So which store is to large for fat little Willie anyway? I've never been in any store that's too large including Costco, Sam's Club, Wegmans, 99 Ranch, H-Mart and Restaurant Depot

>>21975202
Too many steps fatass?

>>21975207
fuck off bernie sanders

>>21975853
>gets his advice from porn stars

>>21975202
OP is fat and low IQ (has a hard time with choice instead of appreciating variety).

>>21975202
When I was a young man, grocery store was scary. But it is good. It is good.

>>21975274
>instantly know where this is without reading the file name
>read the file name
Kek.

>>21976523
This.

>>21975274
I'm there every week.

>>21975202
>everything is far away
what are you lazy?
>nothing is in a convenient place
it is all literally in one locations can't be more convenient than that.
>way too many variations of the same product
waaahhh baby can't make decisions
>frozen section wraps around the entire 10 kilometers of the store
that's a good thing
>can't find anything
sucks being retarded
>try to get frozen stuff last so it doesn't melt while you navigate the labyrinth
does not happen
>once you pick up a frozen item you are on a time limit
no you aren't
>you leave knowing you missed something on your shopping list because you just wanted to get the fuck out
no I like shopping.

sorry for all the convenience.

>>21975202
>labyrinth
props for spelling that correctly

>>21975207
You bigoted against Pastafarians or something?

>be Canadian
>on time limit to get home before food is destroyed by the cold

try working in one
>anon's department to till 4 for a cold return
>anon's department to till 2 for a cold return
>anon's department to till 4 for a cold return
>anon's department to till customer service for a cold return
>anon's department to till 6 for a cold return

>>21975202
Just get groceries delivered. Saves the in-store madness, gas/miles on one of your cars and more importantly, time and hassle of unloading from cart to car, car to house, house to fridge, etc.
Only downside is you can't visually select your fresh produce and meats. We have rarely had a bad experience with bad produce and have deliveries weekly.
What my wife and I do is fill our cart slowly the week of, so when we are ready to restock we send it through for the next delivery to our front doorstep.
Just a suggestion that works for us when we don't wanna deal with the extra bullshit.

>>21977712
you're not a real canadian

>>21977712
Put some snow in the shopping bag.

>>21977716
>Revenge is a dish best returned cold.