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Would you eat a British takeaway meal?
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>>21976149
Honestly, yeah. Mushy peas seems like an acquired taste and I could see myself growing to like it. The only British dish that I've actually been repulsed by is jellied eels, everything else seems pretty good. A lot of gravy, fries, and savory pies/pastries sounds good.
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>>21976149
if I have to
I guess
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>>21976149
Hell yeah. The British invented deep frying, as you know. No wonder they're the best at it.
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>>21976156
Where have you had jellied eels?
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>>21976149
looks like they ruined perfectly good freedom fries
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>>21976149
That's what they call 'to-go' food over there? They always have to try and be different, don't they?
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>>21976149
Sure, if you separate the food. Do I look like a heathen?
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>>21976149
Why wouldn’t I? British food powered the greatest empire the world had ever seen. Hitler insisted the SS eat oatmeal every morning because he recognised its health benefits for the British soldiers (and as it turns out he was right, it’s testosterogenic).

It’s all too easy to find a picture of gross looking food and troll /ck/ by saying “can you believe people eat this shit” but I tell you hwat the Brits conquered half the world eating it. Proof’s in the pudding, as they say.
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>>21976156
You're gonna struggle to get jellied eels anywhere mate
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>>21976149
You'd have to go out of your way to be able to acquire something like this.
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>>21976156
Jellied eels ate a Danish dish.
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>>21976504
Still one of the dishes I really want to try
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>>21976149
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>>21976508
don't shatter the illusion it's all they have
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>>21976149
If I was in England I would try it.
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>>21976297
oatmeal is not takeaway nor is it even very popular now
>>21976149
no and i live here
you might as well eat fried bowel cancer cysts
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>>21976525
if you live in or near a city all you have to do is go buy eel from an Asian grocery store and cut it up and boil it. jellied eel is literally just boiled eel. it's barely even a dish.
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>>21976149
the pinnacle of english cuisine is vomit on fries lmao
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>>21977942
Better if it's cooked properly. Don't know if I've seen eel at my local asian/Thai place either.
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>>21976149
(presumably) Steak pudding, mushy peas, chips and gravy? I'm a curry sauce man myself but I'd eat it.
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>>21976525
Eel is bland and the jelly literally just tastes like brine. You can literally just drink a bit of seawater and get the same taste.
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>>21978460
Please can you tell me where and when you ate jellied eels?
I challenge you?
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>>21976149
OI IS THAT A BABBY'S YED THERE U GOT M8
DID YA GET IT OVER IN WIGAN? THE PEA WET IS AS GOOD AS GRAVY THERE AYE
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>>21978670
It's crazy the level of boredom. It's like knuckle-draggers spacking out words on their industriallly reinforced keyboard. I'm despondent at the complete lack of imagination
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>>21976149
Some? Hell, yes. That one? Maybe not.
Deep fried haggis would be so much better.
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>>21976266
The faggots who had to invent "different to" barely a decade ago
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>>21976297
>Hitler insisted the SS eat oatmeal every morning because
Because he was a vegetarian
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>>21979325
>Because he was a vegetarian
No he wasn't, that's a silly myth.
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>>21978670
>BABBY'S YED
u wot m8?
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>>21979325
>Because he was a vegetarian

He wasn't. He just didn't eat meat often because he thought it was unhealthy.
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>>21979418
>>21979375
>Barbecued Jews but refused to eat any
Vegetarian
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>>21979418
He had a lot of gastrointestinal problems, mostly because of his autistic diet. Chronic constipation, gas and diarrhea, and general gut dysbiosis.
His doctors used to write to each other and complain that he would eat raw vegetables and fruits without even washing them, then get diarrhea again. Or he would eat nothing but bean soup for days then complain about being gassy.
He was also constantly burping and farting, even at the dinner table.

You can read all about this in David Irving's book "The Secret Diaries of Hitler's Doctor"
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>>21979498
Very, very, very, very, very, very interesting. Very.

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