oishi....

>>21978740
It makes Americans scream like scalded bitches. Eat what they eat with the approved accompaniments otherwise they'll wail like dramatic faggots

>>21978740
Sour cream is better.

i dip my fries in hummus

>>21978740
if this is illegal, then just call me the sickest man alive

>>21978755
We dip our fries in ice cream bro. No one eats weirder food than Americans, we just know what pairs well. Unlike the retards in red who eat toast sandwiches.

One time I was a festival outside Amsterdam and they were selling 1euro 350ml Heinekens, I probably drank 20 for the day and night, they were also selling fries with mayo on the side (it's a Dutch thing) and after I ate it I threw up. Fries were good though.

>>21978755
>Eat what they eat with the approved accompaniments otherwise they'll wail like dramatic faggots
how ironic that you're doing the exact same thing

>>21978740
Do americans really put mayo on their chips?

>>21978775
>toatht thandwiches
Aye believe that meme you naive little girl.

>>21978779
In what regard? You need to elaborate. Because at the moment it seems like a "no u" from a turbo cuckold

>>21978780
Plain mayo is mostly a Japanese thing. Some Americans do put burger sauce (mayo+ketchup+relish mixed) on them tho.

>>21978740
YES WTF????
MODS!!!!

>>21978792
what is this?

>>21978775
>retards in red
holy fucking gheyyy. is that something your great grandfather said? imagine being in the current year, typing that. you must be such a sheltered little rube

>>21978797
>ooh let us ask google
you're the most pathetic of them all you weak prick

>>21978802
>You cannot access easily available, comprehensive and usually correct information because... you just can't, ok!

>>21978802
It's true, at least for the Netherlands, I've been there more than 10 times, they do sell fries with mayo everywhere.

>>21978785
i dont think it needs elaboration, but then again i am a native english speaker.

>>21978806
>I have absolutely no analytical thoughts and I certainly don't have an iota of personality, I'm just going to screenshot something bro brobro. I can then get back to whacking off to tranny porn before crying

>>21978797
Standard german is fries with mayonnaise and ketchup. Curry only for currywurst.

I like ketchup :)

>>21978810
You seemingly are, but one that is shit at it. Like a toddler with a paintbrush. I'm not going to pat your head

>>21978813
Researching where people eat fries with mayonnaise is neither analytical nor does it involve anything relating to personality. It's purely a case of googling and finding either a source that already compiles the information, or several sources that you have to combine yourself (a task that the average second grader could perform).

>>21978820
As I said, no personality and no analytical thought. Just a semi empty vessel that's of little use.

>>21978783
>>21978801
It's so easy making you mad.

>>21978823
Fuck your blog you pathetic piece of shit. You can't cook it. You can (poorly) cook burgers, toast, """hash browns""", bacon, """hollandaise sauce""" have I missed anything out? Ah yeah, steak which looks like salisbury steak

>>21978810
You’d be wrong
It was a weird thing to say, they gave no opinion on what to eat fries with.

>>21978808
Yeahh they had better mayo too, more tangy. I’ve always been a mayo dipper in America, ridiculed by the normies

>>21978825
You got rekt. You got pulled up, shit yourself then panicked. So you came up with the imaginative "ooh you mad". What a coward. You're pretty weak aren't you?

>>21978832
Yeah you can tell that this one >>21978825 is a feeble pussy

>>21978834
>I cannot cook and I'll show you how

>>21978831
It wouldn't be my first choice, I always asked for ketchup. Mayo is mayo idk, especially if you get it from the street, maybe theirs has more mustard.

>>21978840
oof doesn't look good bro

>>21978775
>the retards in red
MAGApublicans?

>>21978862
Which part is ebonics cook'o'lette?

>>21978831
>they gave no opinion on what to eat fries with.
the impetus of the entire post is being mad about what americans put on their fries or dont put on their fries. learn to read before you write to me again.

>>21978865
having read back it seems that the post is being mad about americans being mad about what should be put on fries?

>>21978865
lol no, you must be a zoomie
The subject matter of the post is American’s REACTIONS about fry condiments. The condiments in question are irrelevant, which is why no specific condiments are named or alluded to.

I actually care about American excellence and I’m sorry zoomies were subjected to even worse English/reading education.

I like many sorts of sauces with my fries, my favorite is ketchup
mayo is ok, but it has to be fresh

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>>21978740
It's aight. Ranch and thousand Island are peak condiments for fries, though, with an honorable mention for fry sauce/fancy sauce (ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together)

>>21978757
This is true

>>21978740
sadly.

>>21978866
>I'm mad that you have a different opinion about what to put on fries because my opinion about what to put on fries differs
yup. you hit the nail on the head.
>>21978872
>reddit spacing

>>21978740
what, SEMEN with french fries??
haha, thats not illegal, SEMEN on french fries is not only legal, but great :D
i eat SEMEN on french fries all the time haha. extra SEMEN every time. it is SEMEN from my penis or my boyfriends penis

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>>21978740
I mean, it's like halfway close to being finished.

>>21978740
plain mayo seems like a weird choice

>>21978790
It is a Dutch/Belgium thing, we like our Mayo on our fries and a lot of other fried things as well. Due to EU regulations, the mayo in those countries need to meet a certain standard to be called mayo.

I bet american mayo would not be allowed to be called mayonaisse under EU regulations.

>>21979075
Tracking down the relevant standards the US and EU regulations for mayo are very similar. US permits slightly more egg yolk and slightly less oil and has a more limited selection of allowed preservatives.
US standard, if you're interested:
https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-169/subpart-B/section-169.140

>>21978862
that post has no ebonics

>>21978740
I prefer my fries to have something with more flavor. Mayo is really versatile, I just don't see personally what it adds to potatoes.

>>21979311
If you have thick potatoes then the mayo tastes good with the dry starchy interior. I still like to have it with something else too though, mayo and BBQ sauce is probably my favorite.

>>21978783
>>21978835
>>21978832

Bongoid having a lil melty

>>21979326
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>>21979316
>If you have thick potatoes then the mayo tastes good with the dry starchy interior
Finally someone explains the existence of steak fries, thank you

>>21979331
That's the BMW key guy, I'm pretty sure he ban evades.

>>21978740
Dipping fries in ranch is perfectly fine. As long as they aren't drowning in the shit, just a little bit on each fry is perfect.

>>21978757
as general yes, but...
for fries?

>>21978755
>It makes Americans scream like scalded bitches

If you really want to see them screech then put corn on your 'za.

>>21978840
this looks revolting

>>21978755
Its more that our commercial mayos are so fucking bad that using it as a condiment is perplexing. Except for Duke's. Duke's is awesome and great with fries.

>>21978864
oof is brown coded.

>>21979446
You mom is browncoded

>>21979446
Using "coded" is very very gay indeed. I expect you to don't care, because you're gay. Buy such gayness isn't a good look.

>>21978755
Burger here, and mayo is my choice. Learned it from 'ulp 'iction.

>>21978778
Ngl I would also throw up if I was forced to drink Heineken

>>21979075
No mate, it would be called mayonnaise.

>>21979709
Are you a lesbian?

>>21978740
No, just call it aioli instead

>>21978740
for me it's black pepper and freshly squeezed lemon juice, the best fry seasonings

>>21979412
Mhm. By itself, or with some hot sauce and melted cheddar. Delicious.

>>21979699
it was ok, draft beer is always better

>>21978902
Was scrolling through the thread just to find this.

>>21978815
Google has been horse shit ever since this AI nonsense started.
>>21978823
>tasteatlas
opinion discarded
>>21978795
Carbonnades is charcoal (carbon) grilled meat simmered in a stew. Usually with old animals and tough cuts. The closest you can get today is pig cheeks. Sour beer is only used in Brussels and near the French border where it isn't a typical dish to begin with. Pain d'Epices is is an exception, not the rule. You use rustic bread and a mustard so strong your cock sneezes its semen into your mom's wet panties.
>>21978740
Yes. You forgot the Belgian pickles.